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Wed October 27, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the longtime head of spine surgery at Boston Medical Center may be secretly drinking in his car, but if it turns out there are a lot of hunchbacks in the area, I would avoid this doctor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much record. Listing hopes. Very vapor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida woman uses a novel Florida approach to drug rehabilitation
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(Mainepublic.org)
 
 
 
"The council also defeated a bill that would have made the lobster roll the official state sandwich, a move that will preempt debate over whether the roll is really a sandwich at all." *munches crab chips*
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama governor orders state agencies to spread COVID as quickly as possible
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla's "Full Self-Driving" feature is neither full, nor self, nor driving. Discuss
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Where were our amazing protectors when several hundred innocent people walked into a lousy, two-hour, 37-minute movie Monday night?"
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Police running surveillance operation admit they cannot tell a 55-year-old woman apart from a 22-year-old man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg flushes away concerns about massive dump
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Mon October 25, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle-area King County to start requiring proof of vaccinations for outdoor events today. So if you were planning to stand miserably outside in the rain, you better have some proof
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football takes us to Seattle for the Saints and the Seahawks. Will Jameis Winston and New Orleans have their way? Or will Seattle find a way to win with Geno Smith at the helm? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is RAW's season premiere & a "new era", as opposed to all the old ones. RKBro vs A.J. & Omos in a tag title rematch, Big E looks for his next opponent and will BECK & Seth go on a "two man power trip"? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
"Explosion destroys part of Russian building" - no word on what the building was late for
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less likely to hurt you in the feels than the ending of 'The Mist' (2007) it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Best Horror Movie Endings. What are your favs?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Imax goes big in October
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Otis goes up but it's not difficult to know what's next
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Much crash. No Shiba Inu. Elon very farking with you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Merck asks EU regulator to authorize their pill that treats covid since they missed out on all that sweet, sweet vaccination cash
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's Monday food discussion thread takes a spooky turn this week: Have you ever made a Halloween-themed dish or meal? How'd it turn out? Is there anything you're planning to try this year?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coup coup Khartoum, Mrs. Robinson
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Sun October 24, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Drew cares about the supply chain issues, and elementary school teachers are terrified to face Monday morning
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Fri October 22, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arsenal bookends the week with Friday PL action against Aston Villa. Can the Gunners hold off another mid-table rival? NBCSN at 3:00 pm ET
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I give it til Monday
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stay classy Red Sox fans
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Wed October 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
To build team confidence, the Washington Football Team cuts their kicker and signs a guy named Blewitt
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
402 Washington State transportation workers leaving because of vaccine mandate, although probably not very quickly considering all the ferries out of service
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Broncos OLB Von Miller guarantees 'a couple sacks' against Browns tackles: 'I'm (going to) kill him.' I guess that makes it premeditated
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Walter Reed in Bethesda locked down due to bomb threat. Evidently someone misconstrued all the colon blow memes from Monday
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
These dog thieves don't look that exotic to me
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Friday afternoon: City Councilmember running for reelection assures reporter that his previous DWI arrest is in his past and will never happen again. Monday morning: Well, this is Fark
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 4 of the ALCS is in Boston. Zack Greinke and the Astros want to even the series up. Nick Pivetta and the Red Sox have other ideas. Who will prevail? First pitch is at 8:08 PM ET on FS1
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's the 40th anniversary of Blue Monday. I still hate Rick Monday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For opening night of the 2021-2022 NBA season we have the Nets and the reigning world champion Bucks at 7:30 PM ET on TNT. Then at 10:30 PM ET it is the Warriors and Lakers at 10:00 PM ET. It's fantastic action coming to your TV screen
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Season 3 of Succession gets soccer shirt advertising, and shockingly it's not PSG or a Big Six Premier League club, but a Scottish minnow one of the characters in the show bought to impress his dad
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Braves could take a commanding 3-0 series lead in the NLCS. The Dodgers are at home and want to get back into this thing. Which will happen? Charlie Morton and Walker Buehler are your pitchers and it starts at 5:08 PM ET on TBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Simmons suspended
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
The Google Pixel Watch is still happening. Maybe. Possibly. We think. Eventually
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Disney is not expecting the pandemic to be over by Spring 2022
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This ain't awesome, baby
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three school districts in state that made mask mandates illegal are forced to go remote, because too many of their employees have Covid. Will reopen "in a few days", if their employees are healthy
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as Apple decides that Tabgate must be put to rest
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo shuffles down to Tennessee to take on the Titans. So will Josh Allen be better than Ryan Tannehill or will Derrick Henry out run Devin Singletary. It's Monday Night Football on ESPN starting at 8:15 ET
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Zillow stonk crashes after it says it will stop buying new homes as even they don't know what those ridiculous zestimate numbers mean
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday Night Premier League has a gripping 6 pointer London Derby to finally settle who is the 13th place team on the table: Arsenal host Crystal Palace. At 3:00 pm ET, only on Peacock (read into that what you will)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sec. Transit Gloria Monday
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Less likely to comment on your "lovely neck" than Count Orlok it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Black & White Horror films. What are your favorites?
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The strike is off. There is a deal. Hooray for Hollywood
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Fri October 15, 2021
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
R&B singer Emani dead at age 22
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Thu October 14, 2021
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Bonner Springs Police Department names new 3-legged feline officer, Ilene? I see buddy movie potential
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(CNN)
 
 
 
40% of TSA employees are still unvaccinated. Good thing their mandate deadline doesn't fall just days before one of the heaviest travel times of the year
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(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
Another healthcare system will struggle to get by without the 3% of employees who didn't understand "health" or "care." Oh well. Anyway
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Wed October 13, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
ESPN to broadcast Super Wacky, Super Wild Card Weekend's Weeknight Monday night game for next five years. Super
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Tue October 12, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tyga shows his prison stripes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman left feeling dirty and with a broken home after Golden shower
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest flights are still in a clusterfark, but no one will say why. So this headline is about how pilots are demanding green M&Ms at all FSSs, and the airline is demanding they all wear tutus. Surely, they can meet somewhere in the middle
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and Rudy Giuliani: Prison? Pfffft
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another whistleblower has hit the zuckerberg
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Frances Haugen to meet with Facebook Oversight Board, will hopefully check that the elevator is actually there before stepping inside and falling onto polonium bullets
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca logs upbeat trial results, profit projections from COVID antibody drug
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Colts return to their old stomping ground in Baltimore for Monday Night Football. Will Carson Wentz light up the Ravens? Or will the Ravens smother Indianapolis? Will Justin Tucker kick a 70-yard field goal? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: It's a Drew Day, yes it is. Big E & Big D meet face to face ahead of Crown Jewel. Sasha & Bianca try to get along as they team up to battle Becky & Charlotte. More King & Queen of the Ring matches. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Less likely to capture your final moments in the woods than a VHS tape it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Found Footage Horror films. What are your favs?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Over 500,000 pounds of canned beef recalled over high lead levels. This is not a repeat from the late 1800s
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"A bird stars in rare feel-good tale about Afghan evacuations" is not the D'awww headline you were expecting on a Monday, but look what landed here
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Want to get away? You can't right now
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Yeah, this is Walgreens. Bruh, you ain't gonna believe this... sorry, bruh
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
McDonald's will be offering free breakfast to teachers and staff starting Monday. Haven't they suffered enough?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman shows off beaver that left hundreds feeling powerless
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Thu October 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Agenda: Monday: Rob bank. Tuesday: Rob same bank. Wednesday: Sit in jail and figure out where your life went wrong
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Congrats to everyone who bought a new Lincoln Continental last month. Fark: All fourteen of you
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Goliath Grouper feeling blue as Florida allows fishing of it for first time in 30 years
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
DEBT CEILING BREACH COULD TRIGGER RECESSION - stop yelling at me, that joke has never been funny
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(The Comeback)
 
 
 
Urban Liar
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We here at Facebook would just like to say, 'I thought you deleted Facebook.' Good luck remembering your mom's birthday now, you pieces of shiat"
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Dogfighting, guns, and drinking. It's your typical Florida Monday
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Mon October 04, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon could play as early as Week 5, receive seventh suspension as early as Week 7
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For Monday Night Football we have the Las Vegas Raiders and the Los Angeles Chargers in Inglewood. Will Derek Carr and the silver and black defeat Justin Herbert and the blue and gold? Which defense will look better? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Welcome your newly-renamed "Washington DEA Agents". No really, you have to welcome them. They have a warrant
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, the 2021 WWE Draft continues. How does going to Smackdown affect Drew's challenge to Big E? How will the get the title off Charlotte now that she's going to work on Fridays? See the rest of who goes where starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(News24)
 
 
 
Hahahaha! HahahahaHahahaha! Wait, I'm not done laughing. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Less likely to give you the chills than a good spooky vignette it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT 25 Horror Anthology films. What are your favorites?
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Facebook.com is for sale, hurry get it away from the Zuck
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"How do you do, fellow garotada?"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's fitting that Venom vs. Carnage came out in theaters this weekend, since we're likely going to see a lot of carnage during the Yellawood 500 from Talladega, live at 2 PM ET on NBC. UPDATE: Rained out until Monday @ 1 PM ET
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Volvo, having gone from boxy to sexy, is eyeing an IPO
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
It's Monday morning so let's mock Dan Mullen some more
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having lost the hotel market, USA Today parent Gannett is offering $400mil of five-year high-yield multi-colored pictographed bonds
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Fri October 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Internet slow in South Korea? Blame Squid Game
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Flea infestation closes two Oakland schools. Anthony Kiedis located Under A Bridge, promises some Californiacation while Road Trippin' to the Bay Area - no amount of built-up Scar Tissue will stop him, because he knows Flea has a Soul to Squeeze
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What is more "metal" than suffering a heart attack mid-concert, and completing the set before getting ten hours of open heart surgery to save your life?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So much for alcohol being a disinfectant
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mother shoots 2 year old daughter to death and critically injures 6 year old son, on orders from Jesus
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Thu September 30, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Protip: If you think you caught a world record setting fish, you should have it verified by wildlife authorities BEFORE eating it
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
The greatest man to ever put on the diaper has retired
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Wed September 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar may still get 18 years in the pen and counting
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Highway Patrol has certain standards on how to haul a couch and apparently this does not meet them
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shows how classy he is by sending Jeff Bezos a statue of number 2
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen #GiantBaby, #WalMartSpicoli, or #GrampaGasStationGoggles?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
COVID variant B.1.621 or "Mu," which quickly spread to nearly every US state and raised concerns about vaccine resistance, is now... *checks notes*... eradicated in the US? Really?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College admissions scam coach says she only made a few thousand dollars, clearly didn't major in economics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark's second or third dumbest member of congress tweets comparing Covid to a headache and the Covid vaccine to Tylenol
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robin Lopez: championship truther
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Georgia Southern football player is indefinitely suspended for: A) drug possession, B) sexual Assault, C) chugging a beer atop a moving team bus?
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman accused of firebombing a Buddhist temple. On the bright side, she now knows the sound of two hands clapped in handcuffs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia heads south to Dallas for an NFC East matchup between the Eagles and the Cowboys. Will Jalen put the Hurts on the boys or can Dak and company show the birds who is boss? It's Monday Night Football starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Less likely to win Mary's heart than Brett Far...vra it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT 50 Best Athlete Cameos in film and TV. What are your favorites?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday night Premier League has the A23 Derby: Crystal Palace hosting a surprising Brighton & Hove. Can the Eagles get their second win? Will the Seagulls go top of the table? 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
There was no doubt in my mind that this flake would not be vaccinated
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Terran Orbital to invest $300 million in Florida's Space Coast, as planners consider the construction of additional pylons to support Protoss development
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch ULA launch Landsat 9 with an Atlas V at 2:12 PM ET from Vandenberg SFB. Since the 70s the Landsats have been NASA's iconic series of Earth observation satellites. The rocket will also carry both DoD and university CubeSats
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Your Monday "Oh well. Anyway"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nine hurt when escalator malfunctions at Boston train station. Authorities say they're taking steps to ensure it never happens again, but they keep reappearing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Probably not to Ronnie at this point but let's ask Jodie
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ohio covidiots plan to protest mask and vaccine mandates by blockading interstate highways with shiatty driving during Monday rush hour. Still unclear if anyone will notice any difference
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Knox County, TN schools closed Monday because parents are idiots
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Moderate House dems announce they will support the reconciliation bill
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
LANDSAT will FLYSTOODUP on Monday
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football during the playoffs? It's more likely than you think
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lehman II Chinese Boogaloo may be about to hit screens across the world
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Wed September 22, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
While Wally the Walrus makes his way back to Greenland a family member is spotted in the Netherlands. They're probably reconnoitring for a future walrus invasion of Europe
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Maybe try something a little less impossible like walking through mountains, getting the Brantisvogan Civil Service to acknowledge a change of address card, or learn to fly?
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Mediamass)
 
 
 
...and Just Like That, Willie Garson lives
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ring around the Rosie / a necklace full of Daddy / ashes, ashes / four touchdowns
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Legendary multi-story Sega arcade in Tokyo closes after 28 years in business, with Sonic greeting customers the final day. Manager to fans: We will meet each other again someday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: Here's why it's so hard to find that guy who probably killed the pretty white girl. Article: He's hiding
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Mon September 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jared Goff or Aaron Rodgers? Silver and blue or green and gold? Michigan or Wisconsin? The Lions and the Packers square off on Monday Night Football, with kickoff at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN. Are you ready for more football?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Big E visits RAW to celebrate his title win with Kofi & Xavier. However, Roman & Co. decide to visit too. Nia faces Shayna and Nikki & Rhea challenge Nattie & Tamina for their tag titles. All this and more starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Zimbio)
 
 
 
Less likely to make you fall for an A.I. than ScarJo singing in Her (2013) it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT actors who sing in movies. What are your favs?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We all need a little Moshu Monday
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Drunk man "degloved" after leaning on bus as it drove away. This does not mean he took off his glove
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(Big News Network)
 
 
 
"In case you've ever wondered what white male privilege is, it's ScottFrank reading a two-page Emmy speech through getting played off three times," a social media user tweeted
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Jumpin' Jupiter, amateur astronomers saw a rare white flash there
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Fri September 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
France won't surrender to Covid, but it will scale back group gatherings
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Thu September 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Rumors of my death during a vicious Taliban civil war have been greatly exaggerated"
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Six thousand Raiders fans stabbed in a single day
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Wed September 15, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In perhaps the best data available, Massachusetts reports vaccine reduces breakthrough hospitalization rate down to ~2%. Which is basically the mortality rate without a vaccine
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
In a span of 4 years, a North Carolina man has won three major prizes from scratch-off tickets he bought from the same convenience store. How convenient
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mac Jones well on his way to the Football HOF, says the Boston Globe
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Today's Apple event summed up: iPhone 13/mini/Pro/Pro Max, iPad mini redesign, iPad updated CPU; Watch Series 7 arriving later, iOS 15 next Monday
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Digg)
 
 
 
How I found out I was old. It will happen to you, too. Bonus: linking to a Digg article about a Reddit thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cameras installed in last remaining New York subway station. In other news, New York only has one remaining subway station
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Authorities autopsy alligator suspected of eating man during Hurricane Ida, discover human remains. No word on status of gigantic emerald
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden to announce privacy hawk is not going to watch you masturbate
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Lamar Jackson run and throw all over the Raiders? Or will Derek Carr and Las Vegas trounce over Baltimore to triumph? What will Raider Nation look like? Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From a tactic developed over millions of years of evolution, watch as this endangered Ferret-Haired Shiatgibbon attempts to defend his territory by coming out of hiding and engaging in the storied spectacle of poo-flinging
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday Night Premier League: Everton hosts Burnley. Can Rafa Benitez lead the Toffees to the top four? Will Burnley get their first win? Kickoff at 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Causing less goosebumps than Tubular Bells it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT 50 ranked movie soundtracks. Which are your favs? Which ones did they miss?
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis quickly moves "I wanna kill your kids Rally" to a private venue when word got out it was at a public venue
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Fri September 10, 2021
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Pokemon Oreos, because, why not?
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Thu September 09, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Church has something to wine about
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
"I'm just an unfrozen cave GOP representative. Providing details about $3.5 million in campaign donations to your modern FEC frightens and confuses me"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elderly South Korean woman's life saved by her dog. No, your cat wouldn't have done the same thing because your cat still hates you for being rude enough to still be breathing
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Wed September 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Richmond has cleared space for a future Oderus Urungus statue
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chicago woman follows the old adage, when in Florida, be a Florida woman
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Tue September 07, 2021
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Haunted mine ride now more haunted
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Trey Mancini of the Orioles sits out for "General Soreness." No word on if that's an upgrade from Major Pain or if he will face Corporal Punishment from Captain Obvious. I suppose that's a Private Matter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore Ministry of Health announces ban on workplace social gatherings. Some people have all the luck
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Raiders cut player. A few hours later Raiders wish that player a happy birthday. Well at least it wasn't a blood eagle
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Mon September 06, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew battles Sheamus, Nattie & Tamina face off vs Rhea & Nikki, Reggie defends the 24/7 title vs Tozawa, Charlotte defends her RAW Women's title vs Nia & a 7 Team Tag Turmoil match. Scarlett? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker's notched a 64-yard FG, which earned the team a day off today
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Safer than going on vacation with the Griswolds it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT a Legacy of John Hughes featurette. +1: Fav movie by the writer/director?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ruddy complexion, overweight, angry-looking, middle-aged white man...(But no goatee) Take a guess what this story is about
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(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Labor Day travel adventures
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Better keep an eye on Larry. He always struck me as the angriest stooge
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but while the northeast is recovering from Ida's sloppy seconds, Leisure Suit Larry is already on the prowl in the south Atlantic
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
If you were at Baltimore hardcore band Turnstile's concert in Santa Cruz Monday night, if you said "that show was the shiat", that was a literal statement, unfortunately
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There's always racists in the banana stand
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
This man and his crew have selflessly fed thousands of people locally, and nationally. He's back at it again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Taliban invite US diplomats back into Afghanistan. Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
I'm rubbin' it
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Welp, guess I should go shopping for a new backpack now"
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Here's a dolphin taking a swim to survey neighborhood hurricane damage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US disables hundreds of vehicles on exit from Kabul so they don't fall into Taliban's hands. However anyone who has spent any time on motor pool Mondays knows you don't actually have to disable them to make sure they don't work
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
SEC might tell Robinhood to PFOF off
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Bill Belechick ditches his Newton for a Big Mac
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andy Murray's respect for Stefanos Tsitsipas is in the shiatter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
College student insurrectionist seen carrying Congress property is still considered nonviolent and nondestructive, may end up with only a small fine and no jail time. Man, it is awesome to be white in America
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Do you like your skin extra crispy?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Game. Set. Wait to show you're vaxed
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Lashley battles Sheamus, who is after Bobby's gold. Eva Marie tries to show Doudrop why you don't question the Eva-lution and will Rhea & Nikki be a tag team? Did they even apply for a license? Find out starting at 8 PM on USA
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Less in-your-face than David Bowie's Labyrinth crotch bulge it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Musician movie cameos (deslided). Which ones did they miss?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India shoots, scores its first-ever Paralympics gold
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The pigs at the stock troughs look up long enough to grunt happily as The Fed says the cheap money buffet will keep serving them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cracks are widening in the international coalition supporting the ISS. Also in the Russian module
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Butte teens charged for wrecking 9 holes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Avis really does try harder ... to avoid admitting their mistakes and will go to extreme efforts to ignore their own lack of responsibility
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Smith said his friend found the crates online for $3 per crate. "We basically paid $150 to hurt ourselves," Smith said
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Wed August 25, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Due to a torn hamstring injury, Serena Williams is out of the U.S. Open
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently Small Business Administration disaster loans aren't supposed to be laundered, or used to buy a quarter-million dollars worth of iPhones. Who needs 178 iPhones anyway?
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Tue August 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's a small shot after all
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Before selling his 2020 Stingray Corvette, owner takes it for one last hurrah ride. Since you are reading this on Fark, let's just say he didn't fix the cable
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Alaska Airlines. Ladies and gentlemen please extinguish your cell phones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to try playing Nostradumbass, says English won't be spoken on Mars 7,000 years in the future
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Real life Disney movies don't end up nearly as cute or fun
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
CeeDeeCee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♫ And I said what about Beyoncé at Tiffany's ♫ She said that no one remembers that art ♫ As I recall I don't think that it's a Basquiat ♫ And I said well that ad campaign's shot ♫
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Mon August 23, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
Boardmasters festival in Cornwall could be deemed a success AND a failure. Depending on how you look at it
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Nikki & Rhea team up vs Nia & Shayna, RK-Bro celebrate their RAW tag titles win but Riddle better not bring any baked goods and Johnny Drip Drip welcomes Logan Paul to Moist TV? The fun begins starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
For you, today was just another Monday. For a TSA K-9 handler at Dulles, today was Groundhog Day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Infowars host to personally investigate the Lizard People's secret underground lair with the Reverse Vampires, or as it's more commonly known, 'prison'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Safer than exploring a haunted asylum with your friends it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT a list of Korean Horror Films. Bonus: Favorite K Horror movie?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday night Premier League: West Ham host Leicester City. Both clubs looking for a second win to start the season. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to get into a Space Virgin, here's your chance
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Mark your calendar. Ann Arbor is holding 'goat open house' Monday evening
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rafael Nadal ends his 2021 season due to foot fault
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Thu August 19, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man loses storage wars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well Toobin's column went well
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trump is good for Fox ratings. New hotness: Biden is good for Fox ratings
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Maybe sit this one out, Mike
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes. Some auction off their Olympic silver medal to save the life of an 8 month old child
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Tue August 17, 2021
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Skip Bayless, jocksniffer nonpareil
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's goes non-Euclidean with their new "Crazy Calzone" - it's half-pizza, half calzone
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(Some Guy at Work)
 
 
 
"A trash truck erupted in flames Monday in Temecula, causing a liquid propane fuel tank to explode, hurling debris into nearby fire engines" Garbage men on the scene heard to say 'and the air...just right...for drinking'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Selma Blair says she's in remission from her multiple sclerosis. No snark, just a random little bright spot
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Promotional photos of Julie Newmar as the best "Catwoman" in the best version of "Batman". I shall prepare to battle naysayers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Much like Ike Turner, the Taliban insist they've changed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If the fan who took to the mound during last night's game was looking for a tryout, picking a night the Mets used six pitchers to cover eight innings was some fortunate timing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scumbag trolls on Reddit makes jokes about the Afghans who were filmed dying after falling from cargo planes trying to flee Afghanistan, Sorry did I say "scumbag trolls on Reddit?" I meant, US Representative Lauren Boebert
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Mon August 16, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
On the final RAW before SummerSlam, Goldberg & Lashley meet up to have words, Randy looks for a step ladder as he faces Omos, Drew has a 2-on-1 match vs Veer & Shanky. Meanwhile, Nikki just wants some cheers. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Easier than ordering breakfast from Whammyburger @11:33am it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT a Michael Douglas reflection. +1: Fav Michael Douglas film?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Translation: the invasion starts next Monday
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Sun August 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Mother Nature really has it in for Haiti this week
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Fri August 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Fred set to hit Florida as soon as he removes his cardigan, shoes
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moderna and Pfizer stock both tumble 19% because apparently there is no market for the most important commodity in the entire world. At least Adam Smith rolling in his grave can be a new source of clean energy
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Wed August 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Normal: In case of a medical emergency call 911. Florida: In case of a medical emergency, we're too busy dealing with Covid patients you're on your own
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Who brings a gun and a baseball bat to a milk parlor robbery?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
More troubles for Mike Pillow. If his 'white hat hacker' data is for realzies, then he's facing federal wiretapping charges
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Not to brag, but Subby has been in other people's basements before and never had the urge to do this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Although he had COVID-19 twice already Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is unsure about vaccination, says it's "a personal decision". "Personal" is also the coach's decision to bench you because you're sick with Covid all the time and miss practice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul suspended from YouTube for one week. RAND PAUL
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Tue August 10, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cashier at Tractor Supply pulled
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sam Neill is a bit perturbed by his action figure coming with removable heads
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Smith College Alums Rally to Fund Gay Student Cut Off by Parents. There is probably a Seven Sisters joke in there somewhere but Subby has nothing and just thinks this is cool, maybe you can come up with a funny headline
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Mon August 09, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Now that Nikki took Charlotte down a peg, how will The Queen respond? Lashley has a few words for Goldberg & MVP has quite a few more. Who will end up at the wrong end of Drew's sword this week? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Monday - you need a laugh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin hits its highest level since mid-May on news we're all going to be dead in a few more years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to bring tears to your eyes than All Dogs Go To Heaven it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT films featuring dogs. What's your favorite?
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Sun August 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Canadian border's open on Monday. Moose out front should have told you to get a PCR test before trying to enter
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Beef injection innuendo
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Thu August 05, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Dehumidifiers recalled although they were certainly drying the place out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Assembly sets deadline for Governor Cuomo to submit evidence against impeachment and removal. Eight days to put up or shut up
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Like Pleasure before it, the town of Greenwich, CA has been completely destroyed thanks to too little raking
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Wed August 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State will have THE mask mandate in THE fall
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Raiders player retires Friday. News: 2nd Raiders player retires on Monday. Fark: 3rd Raiders player retires on Tuesday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Richmond couple arrested with loaded guns near US Capitol. No word if they had Cradle of Filth CDs in car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The largest hospital in Louisiana is out of beds due to COVID. Unlike Death Peninsula, LA governor reinstates the indoor mask mandate
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Suddenly, slab
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
After high school district defies state law and mandates mask wearing, teacher files lawsuit against district. A biology teacher, nonetheless
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Tue August 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbot and Gov. DeSantis: Who runs Jonestown?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Col. Vindman shows he has more balls than Derperine. Low bar, but still
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Nearly a thousand Spirit flights cancelled or delayed in the last two days due to "operational challenges", which presumably is industry slang for "being Spirit airlines"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Spirit and American Airlines cancel more than 800 flights on Monday. Reasons cited include bad weather, operational issues, creative differences, not enough employees willing to work in overcrowded germ tubes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mary Trump - 1, GOP - 0
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smiles are still free, but you'll never notice
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Shiny metal ass gets bitten: Former classmate turns in Evil Bender
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Vikings, down three QBs due to COVID protocols, to work out Case Cookus. Biggus Dickus remains hopeful
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lindsey fetches his fainting couch
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Easier than finding El Dorado it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT jungle movies better than Jungle Cruise. Subby's fav is Aguirre: Wrath Of God. Yours?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the price of skunks has increased
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Fri July 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hong Kong man arrested for booing Chinese national anthem while watching the Olympics on TV in a shopping mall. Colin Kaepernick unavailable for comment
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Police say the fight started when the roommates argued over loud chewing"
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Wed July 28, 2021
(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Police say there is no danger to the public after Monday afternoon explosion in Amarillo, other than the fact of being in Amarillo
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Reminiscent of the cartoon where Daffy Duck goes around painting mustaches on everything
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hot Greece catches fire
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So ends Green Bay's long local nightmare
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Cruise ships return to southeast Alaska and yup, there's the COVID
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Good news: LeVar Burton hosted his first game of "Jeopardy". Bad news: One of the players set the record for lowest score ever at -$7400
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Do not send an ignorant novice against Jen Psaki
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Your city appreciates your concerns about the historic fountain needing cleaned, but dumping soap into it only makes a cool bubble display
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Mon July 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German police search man's basement, find pistols, assault rifles, antiaircraft cannon, a torpedo, and a WWII Nazi tank. Add some beer and that's a typical Florida weekend at the range
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, Nikki celebrates her shocking title win but will the fans put her to the stake? Bobby responds to Gillberg's challenge for SummerSlam. After his debut loss, does Karrion Kross show his face again? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's contender for dumbest statement from a politician - "People tend to blame climate change" but the "true cause" is the "amount of wood"
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Easier than channeling 1.21 jigawatts to your flux capacitor it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT B2TF: Where are they now. Bonus: Fav Christopher Lloyd role?
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Sun July 25, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You've probably been riddled with despair over the fact that "Days of Our Lives" isn't airing at all during the Olympics. But don't fret -- the storyline is only on pause and will pick up exactly where it left off when the games are over
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Sat July 24, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'Who's guest hosting Jeopardy starting on Monday' for $500, LeVar"
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
All US colleges and universities to announce nationwide vaccination and masking requirements on Monday
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Candace Owens comes tantalizingly close to getting it
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Man breaks into woman's apartment to try on her clothes and cook. She's found a keeper
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(Today)
 
 
 
Sorry guys, Anna Faris has eloped
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(Amsterdam Recorder)
 
 
 
When the guy says there's no party there, believe him. Don't become belligerent and get charged with drunk driving
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Wed July 21, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Construction worker crushed by bank vault said to be recovering, significantly shorter
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Who does this?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
COOOVID. You've got me on my knees, COVID. I'm begging darling please, COVID. Darling, won't you kill my aging fans?
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Grand Coroner National Park
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Some folks in the Green Bay area aren't crying in their beers over Aaron Rodgers becoming a hold out from the Packers training camp
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wow lady, you are on the ball
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(Some Article Writing Bot)
 
 
 
Indiana man dies of son methamphetamine for 52 months
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Peyton and Eli will be manning the booth in the alternate 'Monday Night Football' telecast on ESPN2
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"It's their choice to die"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Slower Horses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I know why the formerly caged bird sings
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Iran 'shops a new 7-day lockdown on Tehran
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Big E have words (or more) for Bobby Lashley? Can Nikki superpower her way to a title shot? Does Goldberg show up, and if so can he get to the ring without concussing himself? What about The Man? John Cena opens Monday Night Raw at 8PM ET
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
News: Environmental groups suing around petroleum-replacement biofuels goal. Fark: Suing that the biofuel goal is too high
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Easier than filming live-action w/ animation it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Who Framed Roger Rabbit BTS. Bonus: Name a kids movie thats not a kids movie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
UK's Defense Minister confirms the secret dossier that disappeared wasn't stolen by spies- they in fact meant to lose it. Bonus: "wad of secret papers". No word on if it was shot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The newest gymnastics move at the Olympics is the COVID double back flip
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Sun July 18, 2021
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Why aren't you getting your Doritos Cool Ranch lately? Because the Frito-Lay workers are on strike because of stagnant wages and 84-hour work weeks
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Thu July 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft is bringing back shared rides which is still really kinda uber-stupid right now
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Cancun Cruz" tweets about Democratic Texas state legislators leaving the state to block the voter suppression bill. Hilarity ensues
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(alaskasnewssource.com)
 
 
 
Dam it. Again??
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Things got pretty hot at Big Beaver Rd. Exit 69
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Tue July 13, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
But I ordered the lasagna
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll take a mulligan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York proudly arrives in the 1940's and will now allow Sunday barbering
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ESPN+17% (new non-paywalled link)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saul better call IT
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ƽtanley Cup™
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Mon July 12, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the last RAW of the ThunderDome Era: Why is Jinder trying to hinder Drew? Will Humberto take Sheamus's gold? Xavier thinks he has Lashley solved this time. More RKBro fun, plus a women's MITB fatal 4-way preview. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Looks like Jersey is back to normal as well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less irritating than a popcorn kernel stuck in your gum it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Alfred Hitchcock's Rules For Actors. Bonus: Fav Hitchcock film?
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Sun July 11, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Conjunction junction, what's your function? Hookin' up Mars and Venus Monday night
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Fri July 09, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Death Valley is about to get horrifyingly hot, which is probably why they named it that
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Thu July 08, 2021
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
If you hide your moonshine in the water trough don't be surprised when your buffaloes get drunk and you're arrested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 4,000 scientists and doctors sign letter protesting British government's plans to drop most pandemic control measures in England on Monday, July 19. Boris tells them to keep calm and STFU
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Brave TikToker shows us how to deal with a barefoot airline passenger who puts their foot on your armrest
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Boston
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Tue July 06, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK to let Covid run rampant and create a two-tier society: the chavs and and the chav nots
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hitting hard times after his heel of a brother robbed him of his birthright with some red pottage, Esau gets caught red handed when a red dye pack exploded as he made his bank robbery getaway
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"Well, duh" - Tropical Storm Elsa edition
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jimmy Uso tries out for .205 Live
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Shortly after he sat on the toilet the Graz resident felt a 'pinch' in the area of his genitals"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NJ racist dares black neighbor "come see me" during viral rant. The neighbor didn't, but 150 other people did
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Fire given two sentences. Back to back
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bizarro Li'l Sebastian has passed away
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Clue (1985) behind the scenes. Bonus: Favorite murder/mystery/comedy flicks?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's hot, damn hot, real hot. Hotter things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch-pot cooking
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Sun July 04, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
I heard about this ice cream from the guy standing next to me at a urinal
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Fri July 02, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Driving school student navigates the drive thru window -- while parking
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