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Thu October 01, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jim Parsons diagnosed with Covid-19, says the symptoms have defied the descriptions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Then: "Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." Now: "Evacuate? In our moment of...nevermind, I'm out, put me in the escape pod"
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Things that aren't contagious: viruses. Things that are contagious: conspiracy theories (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Senate race in NC has just been decided
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nestle's CEO says the pandemic has made management more hands-on in its global destruction of resources
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Unusual food pairings. Culinary nightmares to the left - 'You Disgust Me' jpeg's to the right
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Dog saves drunk owner from falling down and puts her safely to bed. Good boy
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Dog saves drunk owner from falling down and puts her safely to bed. Good boy
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Mon September 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment to remember all those times Trump shamed others for underpaying on their taxes
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Subby would never be able to leave the house ever ever
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a bit early for Caturday, but take a moment anyway to enjoy this, a performance from the Most Dramatic Kitten Ever
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Break on through to the other side: fine if you're Jim Morrison, not so fine if you're a gorilla
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand hilarious mishaps if you catch it at the right moment
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Sun September 27, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mick Fleetwood presents new version of classic track "These Strange Times"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duke decides to not suck for a moment
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
So, let's step away from the social media frenzy a moment and take an honest look at the legal theories and thinking of future Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samuel L Jackson to get his own motherfarking Nick Fury series on Disney motherfarking +
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In other news, the gene for self-righteous douchebaggery has been found
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After I "came out" as gay to my husband, he came out to me as well. In retrospect, the fact that we both loved the film "Beaches" so much should have been a clue
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Moose sharpens horns on parked car. Squirrel still nuts
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
If we descend in to a post apocalyptic dystopian nightmare. Tesla has your commute covered
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The design team at GM trucks is compensating for something other than crappy pickups. thatsatruckpenis.jpg
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Fenn, Forrest, Fenn
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Wed September 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The latest thing to criticize? T-Shirts that say "VOTE"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
3 research-based ways to cope with the uncertainties of pandemic life other than CBD (crying, booze, denial)
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Tue September 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The US Covid death toll has officially crossed 200,000, a one second moment of silence for each person lost would last 55 and half hours
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Possible bubble forming in the rare plant market. Subby will sell his rare tulips for a dozen oxen and a silver chalice
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Mon September 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ओह मानवता
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden should counter Trump by revealing who he would nominate to replace RBG and it should be Barack Obama
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Carpenters wow public at Notre Dame. Still not the same without Karen
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Sun September 20, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Giants squash the Bears? Will the Jags keep the momentum rolling against the Titans? Will the Ravens run over the Texans? All this and more for your NFL Week 2 thread, it begins at 1:00 PM ET
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Q: How many USB ports do you need on your motherboard? A: All of them
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tigers manager Gardenquit
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The hockey season has filtered down to between 4 and 7 games left. Will The Cup head way south to Dallas or even further by going to Tampa? Either way it's being fought for 2,800 miles to the north. Confused? You won't be after 7:30 PM ET
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Fri September 18, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT. Will LeBron and the Lakers take the first game against the Nuggets? Or will the Nuggets keep their momentum rolling from the last series? Tune in and find out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top moments of Joe Biden getting totally ripped apart with hard-hitting questions from CNN's brutal town hall
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
I'll bet that bastard Chris Gaines is behind this: Garth Brooks' former home from 1987 is torn down
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(The Local)
 
 
 
EU cities say FU to Airbnb
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Tucker Carlson has a momentary lapse of reason
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The 35 most tragic moments in nu-metal. Its very existence should be #1
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mountain West says "Fark it lets play an 8 game schedule of football"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK paddleboarder gets signed, delivered, sealed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Covid conscious pensioner has a D'oh-vid moment, mistakes slushy machine for hand sanitiser at gas station
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is now woke: "President Donald Trump faced life outside his own political bubble on Tuesday, where his self-congratulation, buck passing and audacious falsehoods conspicuously failed to meet the moment when he was confronted by undecided voters"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars rose one step closer to heaven last night. Will tonight see the Lightning zap the Islanders back to earth? Tune in to find out, same bat time (8 PM ET), same bat channel
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lovely plumage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient police baton rectally controlling Tucker Carlson claims law enforcement are the only things stopping Democrats from taking power
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, do you work here?" said the bear
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Woodward says it wasn't Trump's idea to restrict travel to China. It was health experts who convinced him with sock puppets and children's songs
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Waiting for the results of your COVID-19 test? Great time for a pub crawl, right?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin describes how a horse got a giant boner watching Jason Momoa have sex, and other revelations from the Game of Thrones expose book Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Macy's is "reinventing" this year's Thanksgiving Day parade in light of the coronavirus pandemic is Mayor De Blasio's politically correct way of saying it ain't happening this year
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(Axios)
 
 
 
CDC warns that children are the silent killer
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Ruby makes a deal with William and finds herself on the other side of the racial divide as Montrose and Atticus face a crossroads of betrayal. What is the relationship between Christina and William? Lovecraft Country, 9:00 PM ET on HBO
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(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers of Jakarta get to dig the graves for those who have died from COVID-19
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Isles have built momentum and are looking to tie the series up at two games apiece. The Lightning would like to win to be one win away from the Stanley Cup Finals. We shall see as Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Militarization of the police got us into this mess
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(Some Time Lord)
 
 
 
At the 16^@th stroke since the Epoch, it will be Sunday, 13-Sep-20 12:26:40 UTC. You have approximately 18 years to solve the Year 2038 Problem
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
These pics of dogs riding in cars are by turns hilarious and nightmare fuel
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Rock stars reveal what album was playing when they lost their virginity. Farkers still listening to All By Myself by Eric Carmen in hopes of the right one. Someday
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC traffic reporter reflects on being in a helicopter on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001 and seeing smoke at the World Trade Center moments after the first plane hit the tower as he gave his report
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize you probably shouldn't have put a grifter in charge if you didn't want to get grifted yourself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chiefs fans boo the moment of silence for racial equality. You stay classy, Chiefs Kingdom
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Thu September 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has an O RLY moment: "Substantial chance" Russian officials are behind Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny's poisoning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Even now I cannot forget that moment of history when I firmly held Your Excellency's hand at that beautiful and sacred location"
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fire destroys Moria. This is not a repeat from T. A. 1980
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFOs explained: It's just Quinn, Wade, Rembrandt, and Professor Arturo wandering around lost
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen predicts if Trump loses he will resign and force Pence to pardon him
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strangest TV moment of 2020? I don't know, that's a tall order
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Djokovic feels pain in his balls
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everything I needed to know I learned in my parents' gay porn shop
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Mon September 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy drives sick grandma to hospital - in a Mercedes-Benz. Janis Joplin approves
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Q: How do you lock down a Welsh borough? A: Caerphilly
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bret Baier asks Mnuchin how Trump can be against cancel culture but demands Fox News fire a reporter for doing her job
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Todayborday is Labor Day, a moment in history with Homestar Runner
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop, 2017: "As we drove past the rows of white grave markers [at Arlington Cemetery], in the gravity of the moment...I also thought of...all the sacrifices we'd have to make-giving up a huge chunk of our business and all international deals"
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Sat September 05, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Something tells me Postbuster DeJoy has invested heavily in Budget rental trucks
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Fri September 04, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The answer is a lot. A whole lot
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's 7th game heaven in the Western Conference. Can the Avs and Canucks pull off comebacks or will the Knights and Stars avoid choking? Puck drops at 4pm EST
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everybody thinks Paris Hilton is an idiot, but nobody knows it's all a big fa-kade. Who's the idiot now?
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(Some Cow Struck by Lightning)
 
Video
 
God just threw some burgers on the grill
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Thu September 03, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery driver's wrong turn brings him to the right place at the right time to bring a happy ending to this story of a nearly-drowned doggo
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(NHL)
 
 
 
CED take two... after the Flyers/Islanders game which is the relatively usual 7pm ET. ATCE
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Youth minister pleads guilty to sexual assault that was broadcast live on TV, claims he was just caught up in the moment
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(Axios)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence says mother never left a note in his WH lunch saying he was told to be on standby" during Trump's Walter Reed visit
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The most goals ever by a rookie defenseman in the NHL playoffs. I still prefer fried food to kale
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Insulting one of those stupid, smelly, cowardly mayors of France to become illegal
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Wed September 02, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nothing says wealth divide like Rolls having a boom time right now
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Biden Campaign previews their vision of Socialist Utopia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I wish we had more time"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Surprisingly there isn't a site for (potentially) that most favorite day in professional hockey, Canada Elimination Day. First we have to see if the Isles can send Gritty & the Flyers home at 7 PM ET. After that Vegas can put the harpoon in the Canucks
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, regardless of how much dust is in here, do not cry. I repeat, do not cry
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With all that's going on in 2020, let's take a moment to check in on the Amazon rainforest and see how it's doing. Oh, lawdy
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan's most controversial episodes vanish after Spotify move. Unfortunately, hundreds of hours discussing bowhunting are still there
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Mon August 31, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
So we end August with 2 potential elimination games. At 7pm ET the Lightning might send the Bruins back to the 100 Acre Wood. At 9:45 the Stars can send a mountain crashing down on the ... er... Avalanche (that doesn't sound right but here we are) SUP
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best, worst and weirdest moments from the 2020 VMAs. The discussion of the fake Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas includes light-up crotches
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How would you describe this past August?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe Kim Jong-un IS his sister and that's why one of them is always missing? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
August 31 is International Overdose Awareness Day. Subby has lost a friend to overdose. Maybe you have as well. Please take a moment, and let's help end the shame and stigma of this preventable death. Thank you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Employers will tolerate a lot of casual dress, but most expect you to wear pants
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Biden calls out Trump on election interference
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Britain now under attack from freaky-legged sex-crazed nopes "the size of your hand." Look out humans in homes, their only mission is to have sex
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After a moment of boycotting and striking, we resume the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Bolts and Bruins square off at Noon ET on NBC, Flyers-Isles at 7 PM on NBCSN, and Knights-Canucks at 9:45 PM on NBCSN. Let's drop the puck and drink more beer
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Fox News/ Sean Hannity/ Trump administration ouroboros momentarily captured in the wild
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They are a combined 215 years old and married since 1941...She still can't get him to put the damn seat back down
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trump using "Hallelujah" to close RNC can't be a jab at SNL's use of it to mourn his election, as "that would require a pathological pettiness and obsession with the workings of TV sketch comedy shows on behalf of our current elected head of state"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes in this Monday-to-Friday cistern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Living with the kids at the moment. Front yard of townhouse (small) is filled with wide leaf grass and clover. Neighbors have nice lawn. Should I just kill the clover and wide leaf and spread new seed? If so, the best approach?
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Thu August 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you come for the king, you best not miss. Kim Jong Un's sister vanishing from public view
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The whitest sport on earth pauses ATP/WTA tournaments for 24 hours to help cure racism in America. There, problem solved
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"put my sneakers in the cargo hold"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
What did you expect? 2020 is clearly not the proper year for a "surviveable" hurricane. Expectations have been set (stay safe out there Farkers)
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Wed August 26, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
C'mon Champ pull it together we'll get through this. Remember it could always be wor
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It just breaks my heart but the anti-abortion activist who told the RNC a graphic abortion story made the whole thing up. Bonus: this has been known since 2009
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bones heal, heroism lasts forever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Sex-crazed giant (you have my attention) house sp" (and you just lost it) NOPE
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Tue August 25, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
{generic hockey thread} 7 & 9:45pm ET {/generic hockey thread}
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
No more finger lickin' at KFC. Colonel Sanders inconsolable, still chicken
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Paul George no Harden 3rd game in the row
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Sun August 23, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two whole games today. The Bs "at" the Bolts, Then the 'Nucks "at" the Knights. Puck drops at 8 PM ET, SUP, SIM, and fark cancer. Come for the hockey, stay for Chimpy's chicks. Mike Milbury downvoted this headline
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"That awkward moment when your wife plays 1. f4 against you & crushes you in 23 moves" Bonus: He's the Brazilian Chess champion
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♬ Oh Lord it's hard to be humble / When you're perfect in every way / I can't wait to look in the mirror / Cause I get better looking each day ♬
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(BBC)
 
 
 
2020 getting you down? Try watching this human chain rescue a swimmer in difficulties. Better now?
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Sat August 22, 2020
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Happy overshoot day
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(NHL)
 
 
 
8 teams down, 7 to go in the hunt for Lord Stanley's Cup. Round 2 starts st 8 PM ET with Colorado... er... "hosting" Dallas. Stop by & see if there's anything Milbury hasn't done. Come on down bring the kids We got entertainment for the whole family
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Biden/Harris campaign raised a staggering $118 million from the moment Harris was announced as Biden's VP pick to the last day of the convention. Such low energy...sleepy really
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Carper (D-uck Duck Duck) has a hot mic moment during USPS Zoom hearing
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Once again, everyone was laughing at the New York Knicks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z teams up with sentient Arby's hat for new song
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Finding joy in the worst summer ever
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Three words: Dole. Whip. Beer
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Sit down and wrap your head around this for a moment: What if Trump is what America needed in order for us to understand how to fix it?
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Wed August 19, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Five game fives today, the first four of them being elimination games. Things start at NoonET so time your 'sick day' accordingly. Come for the blood, stay for the "Nooo, we don't want to go back to our families & the honey do list...". ATCE y'all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WTF moment of the day: "Nearly 850,000" checks are mailed each month by Social Security
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're live-streaming while driving, first of all, don't. Second, watch out for trains
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gretchen Whitmer mouthed expletive on hot mic prior to DNC speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Must be an English bulldog. Sounds nothing like "je t'aime"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
BOOM. Headshot and down goes the racist who taunts black passengers on the London Tube
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Sat August 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wanting to be with your family and newborn is "bizarre" according to the NY Post
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Moment when FactCheck.org has to fact check themselves after stating Biden was floating baseless conspiracies
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Animate marionette says you are entitled to both your own opinions and facts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Heart transplant recipient sings, plays ukulele before surgery, in stirring memorial to the skill and professionalism of the doctors who kept him alive anyway
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Democrats call for ethics reforms as another of their own is arrested for bribery
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(NHL)
 
 
 
5 games today. Unless we get multiple OTs, then we'll have an extra game tommorow, and Milbury can suck it. Puck drops at 2pm EST Get well soon Claude
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bridge will prevent squirrels from being run over by traffic if anybody can teach the squirrels to use it
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
1,200 HP Lamborghini Huracan blows a tire at 130Mph... I'll be over here changing my shorts
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(NHL)
 
 
 
My Darling, it's Day 3 of our expedition and things are slogging on. 4 games today, all more or less equally scattered between 3-10:30pm ET. No clear favorites are emerging, but we all are pressing on. One chant has arisen - Suck it Millbury. XXXOOO
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Blood soaked chainsaw-armed men destroy anti-mask DJ booth at Toronto beach on today's Coronavirus bingo card winner
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Wrong number texts are the best kind of texts
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson predicted 2020 would be a 'fantastic year for Britain.' About that (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Some Manasshole decided to open fire on an Air Force helicopter
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Alright, who invited the bear?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Luka Doncic showing signs of brilliance. Houston fans try to steal them
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Blacklisted black-ish episode now whitelis.... available on Hulu
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Chief to resign and spent more time clubbing
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
LockdownSceptics.org is a dating site for anti-maskers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Moments later, the cat was shot down, he spun in. There were no survivors
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Furious police forced to break up the stupid at nude beach for a 'coronavirus beach party' that was designed to spread the killer disease (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
TIL that there's a Snapchat filter that makes your dog look like a Disney character. Link goes to some pretty spiffy examples
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing basketball in the nude tells cops he thought he was improving his "mad skills"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
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Sat August 08, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games today, with both for the #1 seed: Vegas vs. Colorado at 3 PM ET, then Philly vs, Bolts at 8 PM. Both on NBC. Your liver appreciates the break
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to smile with your eyes while wearing a facemask. Hopefully there's one on how to show a look of disgusting or utter dismissiveness with one's eyes next
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Inc)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says these 3 words guide every decision at Apple. Surprisingly, it's not "no new ideas"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools opened last week with few restrictions. Now, 116 students are at home in quarantine
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"An Ode to the Super Donut." This suggests not all donuts are super, which is just really wrong and hateful
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
Video
 
Bride orders dramatic wedding video footage, videographer delivers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uh oh, the Penguins are massing. All hail our glorious Emperors. Pittsburgh is yours
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hendrix. Monterey Pop 1967. Nothing better
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WHO says there may never be a silver bullet for corona. Anheuser-Busch stock surges
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC responds to complaints about same-sex kiss
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
This is our Chernobyl moment. And what we need is a long-ass article by a historian of economic disasters writing about a sociologist who studied risk. No, really, we do. We do. Just read TFA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know if there is a store that still sells Certs? Subby is having a hard time finding them
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage almost played Will Ferrell's role in Wedding Crashers. When Mr Ferrell was reached for comment, the "Elf" star said, "I want to be Debbie"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
When contactless delivery goes wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx announces what everyone's known for a month
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs day two brings 5 more games starting at 1 PM ET. Pace yourself Farkers, it's a marathon, not a sprint
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"If you look around at the moment, most of the people who seek great power are complete assholes." I read that in John Cleese's voice
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I think now, at this moment, I look like a Bulgarian porn star, but I have been doing this Captain thing for awhile now"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, forests move--but very slowly, and only when they need to kill a buttload of orcs or a renegade Scottish king
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Thu July 30, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
In a brief moment of sanity, Ohio's Pharmacy Board bans the use of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19. Five hours later, it was withdrawn after the Governor complained
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yes, there is possibly a great deal to mock in Herman Cain dying from COVID-19 after not wearing a mask to Trump's Tulsa Plague Party. But never forget that moment in history when he inspired us all to rise up against the aliens threatening Earth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With revenue dropping 20%, Dunkin Brands isn't looking too krispy at the moment
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Mayonnaise is dead. Long live the Duke's
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey's back with a vengeance, six, SIX games today starting at Noon ET. Yeah they're exhibition games but ...hockey. No idea where you can watch them (NHLtv), but somewhere hockey is actually being played ... in July ...strange timeline indeed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a COVID Moment™
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Dunkin announced today that they are going to make Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I was not seig heiling, it's all a misunderstanding, and even if I was seig heiling, which I totally wasn't, I have a first amendment right to seig heil all I want to, not that I was doing that, even though the photos look like me seig heiling
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Remember when Mike Bloomberg promised to spend millions to help the Democratic presidential nominee beat Trump? Anyone know what happened ....Bueller Bueller?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Tennant and Michael Sheen had a memorable moment
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Skynet helped uncover over 900 Chinese boats hiding in Best Korean waters, says it's "contented" with is progress on hunter-seekers for the moment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple hid the fact they were having twins from their families so they could surprise them with the BOGO after the birth
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump has lost the confidence of Boris Johnson
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
ComicCon@Home wraps up with a Will Eisner talk, NASA talking about Perseverance, and Nathan Fillion, Joss Whedon, Alan Tudyk, Gina Torres, Mekia Cox, Molly Quinn, Seamus Dever, and Jon Huertas talking about Nathan Fillion. Fun starts @ 1 PM ET
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Polls show Trump losing in a landslide to Biden this November. One small problem though: no one in America believes it for a moment
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, lab-grown bacon
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Saturday at ComicCon@Home: A double dose of Keanu Reeves with Bill & Ted and Constantine panels. Guillermo del Toro on his monsters. The purely fantastical as NASA will discuss their returning humans to the Moon by 2024. This and more @ 1 PM ET
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's always a moment between saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?" and actually getting stabbed. This is one of those moments
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron, Lagertha, Jack Kirby, Batman, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Madalorian's gadgets. All these panels and more at today's ComicCon@Home. The fun starts @ 1pm ET/10am PT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What apology?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is National Tequila Day. What bad decisions are you going to make to celebrate?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these clues: Man / Woman / Sex / Bush / Spanking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple to offer high school students "Devil's Advocate Scholarship." Who in the Bible Belt could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Lock the door against the COVID hordes (among other unwanted distractions), sit down, and geek out. The all virtual Comic-Con 2020 starts @ 3:00pm PDT
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Models walking the runway dressed in......balloons. Catwalk Trifecta now and play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Galdhøpiggen beckons Tom Cruise to resume MI7 shooting this fall
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
The WHO's facebook chatbot puts up a great wall of silence when asked for the latest virus figures on Taiwan and Hong Kong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The US is flunking its collective cognitive assessment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Randy Scots couple caught having pounding alley sex in full view of shocked onlookers in the street. Yes, vigorous thrusting was involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a year away, Bob Costas has a new landing spot working with the venerable sports journalists at...CNN?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Could Trump's handling of the pandemic have been any worse? In other news, Chandler Bing is now writing headlines for the Washington Post
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Captain Portland" gives his side of the story
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
So how well is Kanye's first presidential rally going?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's see, it's Thou Shalt not Something, um, wear a mask? Um covet thine neighbor's wife's ass? What's that? Kill?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The President of the United States is declaring that the Supreme Court has given him the right to rule unilaterally and make laws. Let that sink in for a moment
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Sat July 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Norwich City continue their historic winless streak? It's your better late submitted than never submitted Saturday EPL thread as the Canaries are taking on Burnley on NBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump impersonator goes all in on bronzer
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Fri July 17, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Alexa invites a mystery guest to "A Moment of Bliss", Bray takes everyone to the Firefly Fun House, Can the King of Bros beat A.J. for the I.C. title & will The New Day get revenge for last week? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"1 number that proves 2020 is *nothing* like 2016"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Years before I came out, I found the tenderness I craved at the barber." And you thought high and tight was only a hairstyle
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Thursday. 77,217 new cases in a day is now the record. For the moment
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Will America's cities always be about white people excluding black people? Or do we have a moment?
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Local)
 
 
 
Latest data from Switzerland shows that only wearing a face shield does not prevent the spread of coronavirus but masks do
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America enters the, "Ere, he says he's not dead yet. Well can you hang around a couple of minutes, he won't be long?" moment of pandemic phase two
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an completely unreassuring moment, Bill Barr breaks into laughter when asked if he will ensure Ghislaine Maxwell's safety until trial
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots who are pulling down monuments dedicated to white supremacy take a moment out and pull the Electoral College down. It needs to go
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Chris Christie thinks we will be ready for another a-hole like Trump to be president in 2024, only this time less corrupt. Seriously
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Stranger breaks into the world's strongest man's garden while he's relaxing in his hot tub and challenges him to a fight. Hilarity ensues
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women order "Black Lives Matter" posters online. Guess what posters come in the mail
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Latest swing state polling drop shows Trump's runaway freight train momentum continues to build
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this statue of a slave trader with one of a Black Lives Matter protester. Let's see if anybody notices
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hey doggo camera, go away. Can't a pooch have a little comfort time to himself while home alone? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci was doomed the moment he gave an honest answer at a Trump press conference
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DeSantis deheckled during depress conference by devoters
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Forget about murder hornets, now there's supersized jellyfish
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a comet streaking across the sky above Stonehenge
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Solidh8 CEO resigns
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Local)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Covid. At least it makes the trains run on time
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Fri July 10, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Today in "What do These Proper Nouns Mean," we have "Eminem" and "Kid Cudi" dropping a new "track"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And the award for worst take on the Mahomes mega-deal goes to... Zombie Deadspin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"TikTok Takes on Crypto With Dogecoin Soaring 40% in 24 Hours.' Throw in covid and Donnie and you've got your 2020 BINGO
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop the actual moment when Skynet was born
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
You know Donnie is in trouble when Laura Ingraham is looking for someone else to heil
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The surfacing of racists is so prevalent right now .... because Trump HIMSELF uses his position to incite racial tension and to promote aggression towards POC, foreigners, and immigrants"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"In other words, are we looking at another Treasure Fleet moment right now, and failing to see the danger of elite-driven rentier mercantilism?" Or perhaps the problem is that we don't happen to have any eunuch admirals around
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Former President Robert Redford endorses Joe Biden
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The dumbest movie of 2020 is a heist caper taking place on a plane, starring Kelsey Grammer that is called, quite simply, "Money Plane"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wide receiver makes greatest catch of career at scene of raging building fire
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Tue July 07, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Gunn confirms Stan Lee was Uatu the Watcher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy is working and failing at the same time because 91% of republicans like him, but only 30% of the country are republicans
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Wedding day pictures of brides and their fathers. Jesus, the dust in here
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iranians aren't letting Americans be the only people apathetic about the cresting second wave of COVID-19
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama himself marks his 85th birthday by dropping his first album
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexico: about that wall thing
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Gold 104.3 FM)
 
 
 
"Should I have coffee or hot chocolate?" "Porque No Los Dos?"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like a tsunami wave on your wedding day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight-year old girl strikes up friendship with deaf delivery driver during lockdown. Dustiness ensues
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
'Westworld' creators to make series that starts great, gets overly complicated, and ends oddly based on 'Fallout'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassadorial nominee conveniently forgot to inform Senate about: A) racist campaign flier, B) the resulting court case, C) the out-of-court settlement, signed apology, and undisclosed payment, or D) all of the above?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"You should grill more chicken hearts," SAID NO ONE, EVER
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The adorable moment when this dude decides to make out with his turtle friend
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting 2: Enter the Garbage man
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon's The Injustice League
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
So, where are the Infinity Stones following Endgame?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump loses senior advantage while retaining senior moments
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wall St. upset the money spigot might be partly diverted somewhere other than Wall St.
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The fans have spoken. The greatest moment so far of this NHL season was when the Maple Leafs lost to a Zamboni Driver who works for them
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
This COULD be just a coincidence but the Trump administration filed its brief asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obamacare 144 years to the day from the moment when Custer arrived at the mouth of the Little Big Horn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joe Biden has had another 57 states moment so Trump is king for life
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain would have turned 64 today. Rest in love, you magnificent bastard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina just threw her support behind Biden, so I guess he's going to be bankrupt soon
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Man sues Twitch for making girl gamers too sexy. Previously sued World of Warcraft for "walking" and tried to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Ryder to "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Publisher of The Federalist wants Republicans to start getting physical and attack BLM protesters
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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(Politico)
 
 
 
South Carolina African American Republican Tim Scott gives GOP colleagues a sampling of the racism he faces everyday on his efforts to reform the police
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jay Pharoah says the LAPD can stuff their apology for forcing him to the ground at gunpoint. Other black comedians were unavailable for comment, so he just imitated them saying something supportive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richie Cunningham compares the Fonz mocking Donald Trump to not combing his hair. Ayyyyyy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mars about to have a 'Wright Brothers moment' with NASA's Mars helicopter
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS hires McKinsey to audit the almost $200 billion in emergency relief funds given to hospitals in the pandemic relief bill. By a shocking coincidence many of those hospitals have highly lucrative contracts with...yep. Mckinsey
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The many signs that Trump was begging for a Depends diaper at the rally in Tulsa
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Did anyone remember that the ESPYs were last night? No? Well, here are the winners
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Knock. "Abracadabra!" ::Swoosh::
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Lordwarg. Okay, now you can forget about him
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Netscape founder and conehead Marc Andreesen schedules ever single moment of the day like he's the farking President of the United States
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And at that moment, Trump truly became Presidential
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill had a super-secret cameo in The Mandalorian
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
A nursing home in Baltimore was able to keep Covid infections at zero because they listened to Trump and saw right through the lie
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When life gives you synths, make cosmic disco lemonade
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey honey, what has several hundred legs, sharp horns, thick fur, and grunts like a demon possession?" "I dunno" "I don't know either, but it's coming right for us"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah on John Bolton's new book: "It's one big 'Got Milk?' ad"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan Motor Co to cut shifts at three assembly plants in Japan due to falling demand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Newstalk KIT)
 
 
 
'Snap, Crackle, Pop' now determined to be racist
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Springsteen blasts Trump: 'Put on a f------ mask'
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(Autosport)
 
 
 
McLaren considering selling up to 30% of its F1 team. This is an offer no one can pass
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Fox Mulder: "I want to believe that Pavel Datsyuk is holed up with a nutjob priest (who thinks COVID-19 is a plot to microchip people) in a Russian monastery which is guarded by Cossacks, don't take this from me"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix' CEO is donating $120mil to historically Black institutions, still won't commit to streaming "Julia"
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
One of the first major televised post-Covid competitive events to be held in the US? Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erstwhile politics-tab hero Matt Taibbi has departed from the approved talking points of the moment, and must be destroyed
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflective moment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Best CCR song. Tough choice. Bring it Farkers. I need enjoyment. Live is tough at the moment
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Mon June 15, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. You know there will be moments of joy during the MSNBC Primetime block, thanks to the SCOTUS ruling today. Let us celebrate with them, starting at 8 PM
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Add Amanda Nunes to the latest list of fighters in the UFC thinking retirement is next
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Zone into the Never Ending Present or Not
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It isn't that they thought police vigilantism was always right-it's that they couldn't imagine it happening to them. They imagined themselves as people protected, rather than endangered, by vigilante police not beholden to the law. "
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Speed of light is as fast as anything can go, but it's really, really slow
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Don Lemon responds to being called out by Dave Chapelle, is not in the mood to party
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
These kindergartners' reactions to their teacher's wedding dress will be your heartwarming moment for today
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3 years of work. 170 physicists. 130 institutions. 21 countries. Outlook inconclusive for the moment
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The sentient accountant who controls Tucker Carlson is alarmed as Disney, Papa John's and T-Mobile let Fox know it is definitely about black lives
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This is what you'll look like in 20 years if you're addicted to Netflix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police are burning through so much tear gas that they may not have enough to make a serious run at Mayor Daley's human rights abuse record by the time the Democratic National Convention rolls around in August
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up
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(Gizmodo)