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Sat March 06, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon's latest conspiracy theory is too idiotic even for his drunk ass
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. Detroit refuses the Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it seems less effective preventing sickness despite it being still 100% effective from preventing Covid deaths like its counterparts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro tells Brazilians to stop 'whining' about the brazillion Covid-19 deaths. Trump is wondering why he didn't think of that
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two Johnsons, one prick
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Moderna has created a vaccine specifically designed to take on the South African variant. Bring it on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Study shows 38% of Americans would give up sex for a year to be able to travel again. In other news, only 62% of Americans are currently having sex of any kind
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
What will the New Normal look like?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
COVID comic shows how the vaccines work. Missing are the nanobot trackers and obedience agents
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pfizer begins coronavirus vaccine trial in pregnant women. This is NOT the premise for the first X-Men movie in the MCU. Or is it?
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Wed February 17, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PA DOH: Providers "inadvertently" gave out 2nd doses of Moderna vaccine as 1st doses, and in related news, DOH fits perfectly here. DOH
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Mon February 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada is massively behind the US and UK in vaccine distribution, so here's a picture of Trudeau looking rugged and that'll fix everything
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Vaccine patents are a huge issue
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five months
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Noted virologist Tucker Carlson claims medical experts are lying about how effective the Covid vaccine is
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
During the Superb Owl, Joe Biden gave us something we haven't seen from a US president since Obama: honesty
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A glimmer of hope in the US: Not only have covid infections started to decline but the percentage of people willing to get the vaccine has increased
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Sat January 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally some good news as a new study shows Pfizer and Moderna's vaccines may be more effective than previously thought
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Fri January 29, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
US Air Force is well on its way to creating terminator force that can regenerate itself with technology that may heal wounds more than five times faster than the human body
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson says their Covid-19 vaccine is only 72% effective but at least you won't die in the hospital gasping for breath if you take it. So yay?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnson and Johnson announces easier to store but less effective vaccine. Johnson
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ctrl+V(accine)
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
South Carolina has 2 community acquired cases of potentially vaccine-resistant South African COVID-19 strain. South Dakota jealous
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Tue January 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
200 million doses incoming
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you pregnant? Sorry, no Covid vaccine for you
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moderna says its vaccine still works against new Covid variants
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson now just Johnson
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Tue January 19, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Apparently attempting to destroy 500 doses of Covid vaccine is only a misdemeanor in Wisconsin
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Wed January 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brazilian research suggests China's vaccine is even less effective than Sex Panther
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Moderna, one of the makers of the COVID-19 Vaccine, is going to try to create a vaccine for HIV
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
A discussion of Canadian-designed lipids in the Pfizer and Moderna(?) vaccines. Read the comments Ray: "JW Ulm, MD PhD" makes an interesting point about potential side-effects years after injection, and a fascinating thread ensues
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moderna's CEO says their vaccine is likely to protect for a 'couple of years,' or at least until their new, improved pricing structure is in place
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Tue January 05, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Here's a foolproof way to speed up COVID vaccinations in the USA: sabotage the fridge they're stored in so that they all need to be given within a few hours or expire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FDA says "Anyone who receives the Moderna or Pfizer vaccine must get two full doses," so buzz off Governor Cheapskate
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Mon January 04, 2021
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
So that pharmacist that intentionally ruined vaccine doses did so because he thought they would change people's DNA. Stupid tag out with COVID
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(Heathline)
 
 
 
Getting my COVID vaccine (Moderna version) on Thursday morning... what kind of X-Man powers should I hope to get from it that would helpful in 2021?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sorry, we can only do half a dose
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Thu December 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor drives three hours to get Covid-19 vaccine to rural Michigan hospital
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens if you get an overdose of the COVID vaccine? Four German health workers are going to answer this question
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have a severe allergy to shellfish, you might want to skip the Moderna vaccine. Right, Dr. Sadrzadeh?
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines approved for Emergency Use and 95% effective, AstraZeneca is still answering questions about its botched clinical trials. Turns out it was their academic partners at Oxford that farked things up
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Sun December 20, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
UPS truckers talk about the most important loads they've hauled in careers spanning decades - trailers full of Moderna's COVID-19 vaccine and a whole lot of dust
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This looks shopped. Subby can tell from the pixels and seeing a lot of shops in my time
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Fri December 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago, we had no vaccines for COVID. Now, we have two. FDA grants Moderna's vaccine Emergency Use Authorization
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Thu December 17, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California has a shortage of body bags. Douche bags in high abundance however
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ I am 16 million, going on 17 million ♫
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Moderna's vaccine gets 94.1% FDA approval
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Mon December 14, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
Eyes bothering you? Go get tested
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The vaccine which could save us must be transported in dry ice (CO2) which could kill us. Well played, 2020. Well played
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Mon December 07, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Pfizer and Moderna - the two companies with COVID vaccines awaiting emergency authorizations to begin use - decline invitations to attend superspreader "Vaccine Summit" at Plague Central
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Sun December 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's "Operation Warp Speed" can't even get the impulse engines online
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You have two biochemists that have been working for the last 25 years to thank for the Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna vaccines. Without them we'd still be months from a possible vaccine, at the very least
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Sat December 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada changes its vaccine plan based on ridiculous conspiracies and...what's that? Oh. Based on Dr. Tam redoing the math and consulting scientists. Ok. But now what are we going to be enraged by?
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Thu December 03, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
In what might be the highest-rated television show of all time, former Presidents Obama, Bush, and Clinton offer to be stabbed on camera
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US is on track for issuing 100 million Covid-19 vaccines by February, hopefully that many people won't be sick by then
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck sells its shares in vaccine-maker Moderna, saying a 700% rise has it healthy enough for the moment
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Trump's wall to last a long time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC panel voting today over who will receive Covid vaccine first. Hopefully Tom Brady leaves enough for the rest of humanity
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We will soon find out that the restaurant industry is firmly behind this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
When faced with a choice of vaccines, choose Moderna Vaccine - because the only other thing 94% effective and stable at 36 to 46° F is your dog on a walk in December
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TEN. Ten vaccines by mid-year. Ahhhhhhahahahaa
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Tue November 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The covid vaccine may just turn thousands into asymptomatic viral spreaders, masks would still be needed to protect others, according to Moderna
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Mon November 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Oxford vaccine shows at least 70% effectiveness, joining the other main contenders Moderna, Pfizer, and the strippers
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada has already purchased the freezer required to store Pfizer, Moderna COVID vaccines. Subby's stock in Canadian smugness goes way up
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Wed November 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pfizer: 90. Moderna: raise to 95. Pfizer: call
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Mon November 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Moderna: I see your 90 percent efficiency against Covid and raise you to 94.5
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