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headlines found matching 'Mitch McConnell'
Fri December 09, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC emails reveal fascists' fraying fabric
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Thu December 08, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The firefighter disguise was so simple, so obvious, I'd assumed it could never work. But it had worked perfectly on the first person we'd met, which probably meant it would work as well on the rest of the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Today's GOP: "What happens when a strongman starts to appear vulnerable? Chaos ensues. People rise up and/or the power vacuum is filled by local warlords"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
MTG is INSULTED that Herschel Walker wouldn't allow her to campaign for him. What was she gonna do, have an abortion at a rally?
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Wed December 07, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"You overestimate the importance of the 7pm ET MSNBC thread," Jad announced. "It is a bluff. Its existence forces the Maddites to act in ways they would not otherwise"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently Joe Manchin was just being a trolling edgelord this whole time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are starting to sense that Trump has blood coming out of his whatever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This kind of week could break Donald trump, says increasingly calm man
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Politico)
 
Hero
 
Capitol Hill Police and surviving family members receiving Congressional Gold Medals: Here's a handshake for you Nancy Pelosi, and one for you Chuck Schumer. Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy: "Can we get handshakes too?" HANDSHAKES DENIED
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Mon December 05, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's Nazi dinner party. This week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's shredding of the US Constitution. It's as if they signed away their balls
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker (R) tries to avoid missteps in final days before Georgia runoff...like a bull carefully closing the door to the china shop on the way out
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joy Reid: Corporate needs you to find the difference between Nick Fuentes and the standard GOP
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, from now on, he'll be dining with them on purpose
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Terrible Ted confirms that he will seek a third term in 2024
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four score and some hours ago, Uncle Joe's father brought forth, upon this continent, a new human
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dems in disarray. New hotness; GOP in civil war
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(Politico)
 
 
 
War is good for business
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans take over the House, and BAM A political operative is convicted of illegally funneling sketchy foreign money to a US President. Just not the current one
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
"Let me start out by saying I am so pissed off, I cannot even see straight." Evidently, Ted Cruz was forced to listen to himself
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Yeah," I said. "But something about what they did, circa 7pm ET, when the praxis reached its zenith, sent out a signal that propagated down the Thread, and was noticed, somehow, by the Maddites of MSNBC"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN video shows Mike Pence take a very brief pause from fellating Donald Trump after Jake Tapper shows a video of Pence's family fleeing for their lives on January 6
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Arizona Face Plant is either a skateboarding move, a sci-fi horror creature or Tucker Carlson's status after the midterm turds he polished spluttered before the voters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Before he loses the spotlight he has enjoyed, Joe Manchin really feels like it's necessary to kick his party in the junk one last time during the lame duck session
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gamera utterly devours Batboy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Knives out for Batboy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All GOP is well. "We were supposed to win the Senate and we didn't. It's your fault." .. "No, yours." .. "No, yours." .. "No, his." .. " His? We can't blame him." .. "He lost it." .. "See?" .. "Yeah, OK, but we can't say that aloud"
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wow... who would have thought TFG wouldn't use the money he fund raised for to win back control of the House and Senate for Republicans in this election
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Batboy declares war on Yertle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Never gon' be Speaker now ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is your "Countdown to TFG's 'big announcement'" discussion thread
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pence says the GOP has better choices than TFG, like that Pence guy from Indiana
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their civil war enemy and it is a) radical socialist Democrats, b) Antifa, c) the GOP
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Mon November 14, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The NYT Pitchbot just started throwing sparks and smoking
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The lunatics are ramping up their campaign to oust Mitch McConnell from leadership
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently I have one thing in common with the GQP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Flesh-Eating Ghoul blames Turtle for losing the Senate, says they shouldn't have wasted so much money on dog whistles when they can just say the quiet part out loud
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In wake of disastrous midterm elections GOP leaders call for "real discussion" internally. Officially they'll just blame it on election fraud, invisible Antifa, and lack of voters' Christian faith as they usually do of course
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lofty ambition for a guy who has yet to master a facial expression beyond "interrupted in the middle of pinching off a loaf"
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
🎵 They fight, they bite 🎵 They bite and fight and bite 🎵 Bite, bite, bite - fight, fight, fight 🎶 The Trumpy and Turtle Show 🎶
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Scott absolutely destroys the GOP for their mid-term massaging. Also, Rick Scott was in charge of mid-term messaging
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Sat November 12, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Will the next Senate Majority Leader please step forward. Not so fast there, Mitch McConnell
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Fri November 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mark Kelly wins his Arizona Senate seat, again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There could be major trouble brewing for Mitch McConnell, courtesy of Marco Rubio and others
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Scott chickens out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bwahahahahahahahaha
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And remember, his temperament is his single greatest asset
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
You ever have one of those days where you just wanna pull your head all the way inside your shell, retract all four legs and your tail, and just go to sleep? Yeah, Mitch feels your pain
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Pinion Racked
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Republicans blame tantrum prone Ketchup man for lack of red wave
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Please remember, folks. There's gonna be a lot of shell-shocked Republicans walking around in a daze today. They're not gonna know what to say or what to do. Try to be compassionate; they're feeling very lost and afraid
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If Sen. Football and Sen. Quack win their races, Rick Scott will challenge McConnell for Senate Majority Leader
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
King Coal has a hissyfit because Biden wants to eventually dethrone him
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin wants to play Let's Make a Deal
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The most expensive Senate race in the country is...the Senate race in Georgia between the incumbent Democrat Warnock and Republican candidate Herschel Walker? This should have been a no-brainer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley hopes to rub klan robes with Vance and Masters in the senate
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz complains that 'the rich' are not sharing the wealth. Still silent about the rich calling his wife ugly
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Mon October 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Conspiracy theory extremist" to "true patriot" in two months, or how the moderate GOP approaches the crazies
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Fri October 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Snake-oil salesman has political ad run regarding his um, 'snakiness'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband? The wasn't a random home invasion or burglary, it was political terrorism
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Thu October 27, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
America is 50% Nazi and 50% Captain America. Does this mean we should punch ourselves in the face?
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Tue October 25, 2022
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Old is new again: 2022 version of "(R name) darkening skin color of (D name) in ads"
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Sun October 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Republicans who are in bed with the Russians aren't fully on board with helping Ukraine, bonus mention of Elon, because that link won't click itself
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Insider asked 38 Republicans whether they're concerned about growing anti-Semitic sentiments in their party. Their responses included silence, deflection, and rehashing old statements
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FTA: "MAGA doesn't Vote for stupid people with big mouths." Subby thought that was their entire platform
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Record-breaking $1.3 BILLION already spent on U.S. midterms. By OUTSIDE groups. With 25 days still to go. No relentless escalation here, Batman....this is an equitable democratic system
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Sat October 15, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
GOP to Google: Get us out of your spam filters. Google: Make your emails less spammy. We'll help. GOP: We're introducing legislation to force you to let our spam through
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
In the end, by deciding to end with a Trump subpoena that made Trump the center of attention right before the November elections, the January 6 Committee committed a grievous mistake that undermined itself. So...Trump is president again now?
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Thu October 13, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SCOTUS says FU to TFG while the Jan 6 Committee subpoenas his testimony. All this and more in the 7PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread. Don't forget the whiskey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With an actual headline like, "Voters may care more about the cost of French fries than January 6th panel's compelling evidence," you might expect the Hand of Cillizza at work. But, no. CNN has others
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Wed October 12, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell double downs on loser: "I think" we'll "stick with" Herschel Walker
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell follows the Ted Cruz tradition of not standing up for his wife when a doddering, old, "AlPhA MaLe" attacks her. More like Biatch McConnell, amirite?
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Fri October 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So, what exactly does $100,000,000 buy you in Washington D.C.? Ken Griffin must already know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bolstered by Herschel Walker's fantastic week, Republican chances of taking the Senate have increased by less than the margin of error
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Thu October 06, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
From today's "would have been nice to know at the time" excerpt from an upcoming book: Ostrich, turtle battled over impeachment behind the scenes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"In key battlegrounds, GOP onslaught of crime tightens Senate races" [Editors Note: I took some superfluous words out of your headline for clarity]
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This Mitch McConnell dildo probably supports abortion rights - Abraham Lincoln
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul is projected to win his race by a landslide, but he decided to go full racist anyway. Just for funsies
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Tue October 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel calls the Senate race in Ohio for Hillbilly Vance after making sure all his bribes have been confirmed. AND NOW WE'RE ON TO ARIZONA YEAHHHHHHH
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's the thing about turtles; they're long-lived and bide their time preparing for revenge
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of the Bat-Person/Dark-Lord communities frown upon these sort of antics
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What part of "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters" does this Ex-GOP strategist not understand?
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Weekend Update was back with a vengeance
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It only took them about a decade, but Republicans are finally ready to give up on repealing Obamacare. For now
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Sat October 01, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
GOP megadonors megadon't wanna give to Trumpy candidates
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Fri September 30, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 7pm ET MSNBC thread can change us, in the quite literal and physical sense that it makes our nerve tissue behave differently. But the reverse is not true. Nothing that goes on in our nerve tissue can make four into a prime number
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yo-yo-yo 20 to 30 Republicans will vote the Electoral Count Act, but only after the election but you can trust them, see this proves there are Good Republicans who support Democracy and you can totally vote Republican#notallrepublicans hatedemocracy
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out Manchin really was stupid enough to think McConnell was on his side
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Mon September 26, 2022
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Democrats in array-like configuration
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
"The Old Crow's a piece of sh*t"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney was right; dunno about that other part
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Sat September 24, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy who donated to Trump is sad, because with Trump's legal woes turning off swing voters some Republicans may be tempted to criticize Trump leading Trump to retaliate and costing Republicans votes from Trump's base. So sad
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"MAGA Surge" sounds like an energy drink made of fascism and failure
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Thu September 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans reject trumps "thinking declassification" because they know he doesn't think
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Every senate Republican was ru$ian to nix a bill requiring dark money groups to reveal donors
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Wed September 21, 2022
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Rabid dog turns on master
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
"People are making a grave mistake of applying principles of law to Trump's legal maneuvering. Trump's lawyers are not making arguments about law...Win or lose, Trump is pursuing power, not adjudication under the law, not even recognition of the law"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Like all preening cartoonish villains before him, Mitch McConnell miscalculated
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump inducts new member of his "Kiss my Ass" club (with appropriate reaction photo)
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Too old"
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Fri September 16, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We had reached the Edharian cloister, and I spied him in the 7pm FHF MSNBC thread, drawing diagrams in the gravel with a stick while a fraa and a suur stood by watching and laughing delightedly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roevember is coming
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham latches himself to Rick Scott
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Aren't you concerned about George Soros sponsoring abortion flights from Ohio to California? Isn't that possibility enough to vote for JD Vance?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That's what the 7pm ET MSNBC thread is -- a sequence of Hemn space points strung together just so, to make it look like the laws of nature are preserved
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pence Says Stripping Women of Rights "is profoundly more important than any short-term politics"
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America's long summer of FA is easing into the fall of FO
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner explains Mar-A-Lago top secret files that Trump kept as a 'paperwork issue,' which is kind of like describing 9/11 as a 'flight pattern issue'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sen. Bat Boy: "I am not blowing GOP donor cash on my own run for President." Also Bat Boy: "Hello Iowa. Can you see me on this lovely pick 'em up truck. Remember to vote for me"
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
If election denial is so important, why isn't it in the obituaries?
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Which sounds exactly like what an abusive husband says to their spouse
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy issues four point plan to move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TFG tried to pay his lawyers with a horse. Well, a six-pack of Elmer's glue, but same thing really
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Fri September 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Where's JD?"
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dollar Store Lex Luthor vs. Rubber suit Gamera: FIGHT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans may still blow New Hampshire
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Miatch McConnell and Peter Thiel are fighting over super-candidate Blake Masters. "You fund him. " ... "No, you fund him"
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Wed August 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans notably silent but deadly split about Trump probe
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And Tom, The Dancing Bug yet again, nails it
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Excuse me. I've been living under a rock for the last 6 years or so. Can anyone explain to me why it seems like Republican candidates have suddenly become a bunch of Confederacy-supporting racists and Nazis? Sure, a Slatesplanation will do
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Get in losers, we're going losing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
GQP: Quiet honey, the men are talking
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: it's "lame" for the White House to point out how many critics of his student loan forgiveness had their PPP loans forgiven because...well, because those things are just DIFFERENT, okay?
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's PAC postpones spending Alaska and Arizona, leaving Blake Masters for dead in the copper state
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh for fark's sake
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go big or go home, Democrats
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Time)
 
 
 
What did the politicians rage-screeching about student loan forgiveness pay for their own educations? Well, when Mitch McConnell graduated in 1964, annual tuition cost $330 -- or roughly $2,500, adjusted for inflation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senate candidate Tiffany Smiley runs ad saying she's pro-life, but anti-Federal abortion ban, and she TOTALLY won't pull the football at the last second
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden's student loan plan opens a fresh front in media concern trolling
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Highlights from RNC conference call with big donors: Our small donors are too broke to donate, our candidates are being outspent 6-to-1, are there any dark money groups we can donate to so we can remain anonymous?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coco?
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Wed August 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trade Federation backs Sith Lord in struggle against Hutt clan
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch McConnell, do you have any reaction to TFG calling your wife "crazy"? Mitch McConnell: "No"
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Surely WE will be the special ones he'll treat differently," thought yet another pair of dimwits who sold their souls and are now experiencing predictable results
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello, Central Casting? What do you have in a 'Country Club Weenie Who Reflexively Uses a Child as a Human Shield When the Shiat Hits the Fan'? Ooh, he's perfect"
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Even TFG thinks Gritty will ultimately feast on entrails of New Jersey snake oil salesman
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell shell-shocked
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Christian school promises parents it will expell all LGBTQ students because Jesus
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Tue August 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bella Chao, Bella Chao, Betsy Vos?
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Everyone wants to visit Ukraine for political reasons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Swing state GOPers are between a rock and a flaccid orange place
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Thu August 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Close associate of Mitch McConnell testifies before J6 Committee
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(Chron)
 
 
 
This is the kind of headline Subby would expect from The Onion
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