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Tue July 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We got a Code Blue Shell. TURTLE'S RUNNING. GET THE SOUP POT
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Gay storm troopers are apparently breaking windows and having sex with turtles to celebrate Pride month. Mitch McConnell unavailable for comment
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senataur Rand Paul pledges to grandstand and complain right before voting in lockstep with all other Republicans on Kavanaugh, because that's his thing, baby
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FermiLab detects negative self-awareness space as Mitch McConnell decries Democrats' efforts to block SCOTUS nomination
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes turtles are surprisingly fast. Like Mitch McConnell running away from constituents
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Back in 2013 McConnell told democrats they would regret implementing "the nuclear option". Guess they should have listened
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer displays possible, vestigial spine (don't get your hopes up)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is that even legal? Darth Turtle: 'I will make it legal'
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Wed June 27, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake dangerously close to doing something besides talk
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secretary Chao demands that protesters let her husband eat his lettuce and strawberries in peace
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell would like to remind everybody that it was Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch who provided the fifth vote upholding Trump's travel ban. Thanks Obama
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Sat June 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Congress did something this week
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The turtle has flipped
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, it all makes sense when you realize that one has threatened to destroy America in a bath of fire, and the other is much, much worse
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP concerned about Trump's escalating feud with Canada, continue to not do anything about it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell cements his standing as the longest serving Republican leader in history. He leaves America a legacy unmarred by success
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently Mitt Romney is looking to lead GOP's establishment wing ..otherwise known as the still semi-sane side of the party
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Sen re-election Committee: the peasants will be so thrilled at the scraps we threw them in the tax bill that "You're Welcome" will be the only slogan we'll need to cruise to victory. GOP senators: so, uhhhh, what's "Plan B"? Asking for a friend
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turtle hides in his shell, laments that he can't do anything about Trump's tariffs
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mnuchin blacked out his schedule when he went on controversial trips. Yeah, that's not suspicious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife loses primary, rides his horse out in disgrace
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Tue June 05, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell cancels August recess. Now they have another month to not pass anything at all
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators polling themselves to find their agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump allies have Trey Gowdy's tiny little head in their crosshairs after he shoots down Trump's 'Spygate' theory
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Sat June 02, 2018
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Head turtle soon to be longest-serving head turtle in history of turtledom, will be known for his many accomplishments including ... um.... that one time he... er... oh, and that other thing, too
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans gobsmacked by Trump's tariffs, for some reason
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch Hunt
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan got fingered
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan got fingered
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News' Maria Baritomo: DOJ, FBI, IRS, CIA "were all involved in trying to take down Donald Trump" No word on whether the Reverse Vampires, the Trilateral Commission, or Steve Gutenberg were also in on it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Blankenship to run for Senate as 3rd party candidate after losing Republican primary, hopefully with long-standing campaign manager Guy LeDouche
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Sat May 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Farm Bill, a massive handout to Red State America that was always easy to pass, was taken hostage and shot to death by the House Freedom Caucus. Tired of all that winning yet?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WV Senate candidate who vowed revenge after losing last week's GOP primary has released his first new ad
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Sat May 12, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lawmakers' plan B for a Mueller firing: Carpet bomb Trump with all the evidence. Open the bay doors, boys
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Group of Republican senators calls for canceling August recess to break the logjam caused by the "historic obstruction" of Democrats
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Guess which candidate in West Virginia Senate race Trump called
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are being hamstrung by McCain's absence
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
You sunk my Blankenship
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Why is anyone complaining about prosecutions for illegal gun possessions?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell in Jan: "If we can't sell this to the American people, we ought to go into another line of work." Vulnerable GOP candidates now: Tax Bill? I vaguely remember something about one being passed, but I think I was absent that day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prediction: Trump in 2 days says "vote for Don Blankenship in the general election"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The long wait is over: The last Trump cabinet official finally has her own ethics scandal. Fill in those bingo cards, that's a blackout
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans fear that the West Virginia Senate primary next week is coming down to a Roy Moore redux. Judge Moore offended, claims never to have had a taste for dead minors
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
You own this, Republican establishment
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Sat May 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Just when you think the GOP can't march any more to the right, the early GOP primaries show them marching further to the right ...because of Trump
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Don Blankenship: Convicted felon; Job creator
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is such a thing as too racist for Trump's GOP
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Wed May 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Michelle Wolf: I'm glad I did it, and I'd do it again. Mwahahaha
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal running for Senate has an interesting new ad: Cocaine Mitch blew up the coal mine, not me
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP proposes Senate rules change to fast-track Trump judicial picks, kneecap Democrats' obstruction
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
All shell breaks loose as McConnell panics
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump skips "I have full confidence" with Ronny Jackson and goes for "doesn't he look tired to you?"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Ogden Standard-Examiner)
 
 
 
White House to Senator Rand Paul: How do you vote for Kerry and against Pompeo?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's support is beginning to crack, just like the suspension in his golf cart
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Corker offers ringing endorsement of potential replacement: "Uhhh, she's a Republican?" *awkward laughter*
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pom-PEEE-O. Pom-PEE-EE-EE-EE-O. Daylight come and he ain't got the votes
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Sen. Duckworth casts vote with her baby on senate floor. No, I don't know how she fit it in the ballot box
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing really new in the story, but the picture of Cory Booker yelling at a stunned turtle makes the click worthwhile
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Concern was expressed by old white guys over what would happen "if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate." Has this become a problem?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican Senator thinks it's time to move on from Russia and focus on fixing the deficit spending he voted for
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP working to ensure Trump doesn't fire Mueller
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grassley to advance bill protecting Mueller despite McConnell's refusal to do so. TURTLE FIGHT
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is required to pass a budget that balances itself within 10 years; but thanks to the looming trillion-dollar deficits, that would require cuts the would be politically suicidal. So the Budget Cmte chair has a plan: Eliminate the Budget Cmte
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump has James Comey and Robert Mueller exactly where he wants them
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
How Democrats can once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After Paul Ryan announced he wasn't running in 2018 Mitch McConnell told Scott Jennings, a longtime senior Republican operative 'The House is lost, we have to hold the Senate'
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump seems to have attended the Al Capone School of Business Management: After "Elliot" Mueller stages a devastating raid on his mouthpiece's office, Trump is having dinner with his underbosses in Congress. Maybe he'll talk about his enthusiasms
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Pelosi appear the most in political ads--for the opposing side
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress is back to work next week with an agenda of nothing
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP finally found a candidate so toxic that even Trump won't go anywhere near him
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet chaos tries GOP patience. They must be terribly vexed. It's entirely possible that a harshly worded letter to the editor is being considered at the highest possible levels
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Where are the ideals and principles that free market conservatives and Republicans have advocated for generations, asks noted liberal snowflake (and former head of the RNC) Michael Steele
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Joe Biden adds new dates, will melt your face on his ongoing "American Promise" tour. He's only playing Battleground States? That Trans-Am could be back in the White House driveway
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the First Lady Melania's parents got their brand new green cards, the Trump administration starts to work on legislation aimed at closing immigration "loopholes". Tax loopholes still ok though
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're going to want to sit down for this shocking news that Trump's claim about the caravan of 1,200 would-be immigrants is mostly bullshiat and he got it all from Fox News
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle's hold on the Senate as described by fellow republicans: "It sucks"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
♪ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do / It even happens to Russian ambassadors, too ♪
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It appears the women of the Senate have had it up to here with these monkey flipping perverts in this monkey flipping Senate
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell renews push to legalize some marijuana, wholesale corruption
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On a sunny note: Fox & Friends are advising President Trump to divert money in a way that would definitely get him convicted of high crimes and misdemeanors. So, thanks?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Blue Wave crashes into Tennessee
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Risch tried to kill the spending bill because of his hatred for a dead man
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Desperate Democrats cheer the spending bill as a win
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress unveils bipartisan spending package that includes $700 billion to our military and less than that for everything else combined
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Wed March 21, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
Republicans let Trump go crazy as president to wreck the party and they said nothing. Now they may come to regret their silence
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Want to be Secretary of State? Then maybe not threaten a Congressman on Twitter. Bonus: non apology
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers explain that Mueller is so strong, such a big, strong, strapping man and his build. Oh my God, his build. Look at how he stands there. Like a wall. Mmm. Anyway, surely a man like that doesn't need laws protecting him from Trump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal surging in WV Senate race to replace Democrat Joe Manchin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everybody can relax, now. Paul Ryan has "assurances" that Trump will not fire Mueller. And if you can't believe everything these two say, who can you believe?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stupid Watergate will be worse than Watergate
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Mon March 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Chancellor wants to change Senate rules. Here comes the regional governors
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