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headlines found matching 'Missouri'
Tue January 18, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
From the Epidemiology tab: "Even if you can't access a test, you're still pooping"
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Mon January 17, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Lashley tries to prove he's better at stand up than Brock, though both are better than Ziggler. How does RK-Bro bounce back after losing the tag titles & Becky might have made a mistake with Doudrop. Lexi? Tune in at 8 PM on USA
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois DMV releases 21-page list of annual banned Vanity Plate Words, after 'BIDEN' & 'COVID' it's self explanatory, but 'A55 RGY' is all yours
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Thu January 13, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
ICUs nearing capacity in at least 18 states as SCOTUS decides no one needs an umbrella when Freedumb Rains
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Andy Reid: "Steelers... playing like a 1 seed". Steeler's fanbase: 🤣🤣🤣
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Tue January 11, 2022
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Waiting for your new BMW? Be prepared to wait a bit longer, and maybe pay a bit more
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Hollywood Madam' Heidi Fleiss plans to leave Nevada after pet parrot shot
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Cold weather creates hazards like black ice, frozen pipes, and boats catching on fire in Missouri. Wait, what?
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Gov. Mike Parson, the best argument yet for a Missouri tag on FARK: 'At some point, we have to get out of the business of COVID-19, and we have to realize that we have to move forward in the private sector to do this.'
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Thu January 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
1/6 rioter's lawyer "She's willing to move beyond it, do the things she needs to do to make it right and get on with the rest of her life." Which apparently includes killing someone while driving drunk
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Someone put fliers on New Yorkers' cars telling them to leave Florida if they are 'woke', as if they'd need a flier
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP just anti-vaxxed their way out of a legislative supermajority they've held for nearly a decade
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for a cannabis-friendly red-leaning state with no state income taxes - where should I retire on $60,000 a year?"
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Fri December 31, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
As COVID cases set a record high for Missouri, Governor Goofus declares the state has beaten COVID
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I went searching for deer antlers and all I found was this lousy missing MMA fighter
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Wed December 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only bowl game for today is a battle of black and gold teams in the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl in Fort Worth, Texas. Will Mizzou be victorious over the Black Knights? Or will Army tame the Tigers? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Company that takes over and guts newspapers decides to sue newspaper which rejects offer to be taken over and gutted
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Show me state becomes the coverup state
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Tue December 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Burn: LV Raiders taking a victory lap around Arrowhead Stadium after beating the Chiefs last year. Stupid: LV Raiders gathering on the Chiefs logo before getting thumped 48-9. Funny: Stadium PA system playing 'Wheels on the Bus' after the game
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Mon December 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"When Katie Posten walked outside Saturday morning to her car parked in her driveway, she saw something that looked like a note or receipt stuck to the windshield." Then things got weird
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only is Missouri free of Covid-19, there are actually no diseases in Missouri anymore
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
A mom stole her daughter's identity and spent two years attending college, getting financial aid, and fooling around with some young whippersnappers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death toll rising from overnight tornadoes. If you're under threat today, please keep up with the weather
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Fri December 10, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri police officer storms onto a school bus and threatens the driver for requiring the children to wear masks
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Thu December 09, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The airing of grievances has started early this year
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
It's Infrastructure Decade thanks to Biden
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Wed December 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In separate incidents a kindergartner and a 2nd grader in St. Louis, MO bring loaded guns to school for show and tell. St. Louis cops: what are you gonna do? Those kids can be such scamps can't they?
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, some people have issues with beach T-shirt shop named "Big Dick's Salty Seaman's Fun Shop." "I don't know if it's necessarily family-friendly, let's just put it that way"
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Tue December 07, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri's Republican Attorney General (the same one that sued China because of COVID) demands that school kids sacrifice themselves on the altar of his senate campaign
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Thu December 02, 2021
(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Republican governor commissions study to prove that masking doesn't prevent Covid-19. Study proves masking saves lives by reducing frequency and severity of infection. Guess what happens next
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Wed December 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Missouri man sues Folgers, claims it 'grossly misrepresented' amount of coffee per can. So I guess that he doesn't have a best part of waking up
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Tue November 30, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Today, in 1876, the very first Thanksgiving college football game was played, and the good guys won
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Mon November 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed judge rules in favor of healthcare workers' rights to infect their patients
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Strickland was released from prison after 43 years and the State of Missouri won't pay him a dime for his convictions overturned. He's not going to be OK by any means, but people topped up his GoFundMe to almost $1 million
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Tue November 23, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose Emu gives the slip to animal control officers in Missouri. Loose Emu is going to be the new name of my garage band
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Sun November 21, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Missouri coach Eli Drinkwitz channels his inner geek after beating Florida
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Fri November 19, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri adds 22% to its COVID death rate. oops
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The New Madrid seismic zone would like to remind everyone that it is still active. Check your outdoor furniture as necessary
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Tue November 16, 2021
(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
This presumes everyone weighs the same, and does not account for Wisconsin or the deep South
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(MSN)
 
 
 
St Louis couple pardoned for aiming guns at Black Lives Matter protesters showed up at trial to support Kyle Rittenhouse, intimidate jury
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Usually when a train hits another vehicle the train wins. Since this is 2021, let's see what happens when the other vehicle is a barge
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The Republican party has a lot of violent dudes running for public office 2022
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Your guide to regional chili to the left, The Great Bean Debate to the right. Prepare to show your work/recipes
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That's not a UFO, it's the TARDIS
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Turns out empty suit/ Nazi Josh Hawley (R - Missouri) not only fomented sedition, but also took illegal campaign money from the NRA
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Wed November 03, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Court of Appeals at St. Louis rejects bid by Rams, NFL to move lawsuit out of St. Louis, Missouri
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Cody Rhodes succumb to the Dark Side against Andrade El Idolo? Can Anna Jay survive Jamie Hayter? Does Orange Cassidy get a freshly-squeezed bye to the Finals? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The largest ancient city you've never heard of was located in... Illinois?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
21-year old KS State lawmaker, who was accused of domestic violence during his campaign, and admitted to spreading revenge porn when he was in MIDDLE SCHOOL, is arrested on *spoiler alert* domestic violence charges
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, South Dakota, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wyoming
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Thu October 28, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Gun-pointing lawyer and senate candidate McCloskey: No, 13-year-old incest victims should never be allowed to get an abortion
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Happy Sex In A Canoe day
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Someone had to tell Missouri's governor that subjecting oneself to reading Fark's horrible HTML isn't a crime
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Mon October 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Get some popcorn. This one is gonna be good. We have legal weed in one state verses civil asset forfeiture in another
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In an article that is from the year 2021 and not 1999, callers in 35 states will need to dial using area codes starting Sunday
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois State Police are looking for some graffiti artists who tagged their HQ. Suspects allegedly make loud, clanging sound when they walk
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thelma Lou reunites with Barney
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
It's like the story of Lady Godiva, but with eighth grade football players and heroin
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Fri October 15, 2021
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is watching you neglect your other 20 cats
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri's one and only shark attack
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
There may be some lead in your beef
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri journalist finds unencrypted private teacher data available on state's website, reports it to the state so they can fix it, and instead of thanking reporter, Missouri's idiot governor wants to prosecute
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Wed October 13, 2021
(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Droopy Dog has upgraded himself to Governor Boss Hogg
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson putting the Champion in Champions tour
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
White parents in Missouri outraged that teaching slavery makes their children feel bad
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'Glowing poisonous orange Missouri mushrooms are plentiful during 'spooky season''
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Wed October 06, 2021
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri residents are now taking gorilla medications to fight COVID
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Budweiser announces the birth of a new Clydesdale foal. Expect to wean it onto solid food in about 5 months, starting with spaghetti
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Mon October 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Missouri governor's belief in the sanctity of life is trumped by his lifelong desire to kill a mentally disabled Black man
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So... can any Farkers in Missouri tell the class if there is any land worth owning in the state, once it gets depopulated by Covid?
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Fri October 01, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Go home, Mike Shannon, you're drunk
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Missouri man trying to sell catalytic converter online arrested after 'large bag of meth' seen in ad. Show Me state indeed
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Wed September 29, 2021
(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Very quietly, Salvador Perez has put together one of the greatest offensive seasons by a catcher ever
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Sun September 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs coach Andy Reid taken to hospital in ambulance from Arrowhead Stadium after loss to Chargers
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Thu September 23, 2021
(KS Reflector)
 
 
 
32 staffers from GOP AG offices wargamed how to legally defend insurrection
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Fark to soon become a subsidiary of Doordash in order to pay off Drew's upcoming debts
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(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Pentecostal university drops Crusaders name after its ties to the KKK. Now the teams will honor Pokemon Go instead
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Wed September 22, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1862, President Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, outlawing slavery throughout the entire* nation. And everyone lived happily ever after (*offer not valid in Missouri, Kentucky, Maryland and Delaware)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Missouri high school students start a petition demanding the reinstatement of slavery. Was that wrong? Should they have not done that?
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