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Tue July 28, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes is now a part owner of The Royals, adding to his existing ownership of the Broncos, Chargers, and Raiders
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Mon July 27, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
O/~ We used to be Royals / but now COVID's in our lungs / MLB pitching ain't for us o/~
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Which mask works best? Let's go to the video
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George Will's MLB Opening Day quiz is here
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Private pandemic proms: Footloose and fancy-free fetes or fatal fark-ups?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Hi. This is where I get the schnackos"
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor: Kids will catch Covid when they go back to school but they'll get over it
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
St. Louis Prosecutor says that both MO's Governor and Trump have "come after her" and tried to pressure her not to file charges against Bonnie and Clyde, ESQ, but since she's elected and has unlimited prosecutorial discretion, she gives zero farks
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Tue July 14, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri organ donation centers prepare for influx of only slightly-damaged organs because helmets are no longer required for motorcyclists. With helpful picture of why this is stupid
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
KC Chiefs to change logo to fire helmet, mascot to Dalmatian, stadium name to Nozzle, tomahawk chop to wave, and drum to fire alarm. Ha ha ha no. American Indians stereotypes are fun, like a Halloween costume
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"They took my AR"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
NBA writer Adrian Wojnarowski tells Missouri Senator and Trump lapdog Josh Hawley (R-ussia) what we're all thinking
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump asks Missouri governor about Covid-19 response. Just kidding. He asked if Parson was going to change St. Louis' name
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye says he opposes a COVID-19 vaccine because of course he does
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Mon July 06, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone, Kanye West missed the registration deadlines for his presidential bid
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What would you do if President for a day?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
Mississippi decides while they're delving into their history and severing their ties with the Confederacy, maybe its also a good time to end Prohibition as well
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"4th of July heatwave set to hammer US may bring 'ring of fire' effect." There's a Taco Bell joke in there somewhere
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri governor gives up on one of his ideas in turning the state into Gilead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri lawyer couple who brandished an AR-15 and a handgun at protesters now say the protesters broke down their mansion gate and claim they were 'in fear of our lives' and were told they 'would be killed'
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Huey killed in double shooting. Dewey, Louie vow to solve the mystery, or rewrite history
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
The most searched word in your state on dictionary.com between March and May had something to do with the pandemic, unless you live in Missouri
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Andy Rooney cosplayer Mike Parson says he's not to blame for surge in COVID-19 cases since he reopened the state, the media and the people who died are
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've taken these two hairstylists who have coronavirus, and made them wear masks, as well as their 140 customers. Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh my, that was unexpected
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Patrick Mahomes wants Patrick Mahomes gets
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Tue June 16, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
My flag boy and your flag boy, sitting by the fire. My flag boy told your flag boy... Suck it, my flag WON
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rural Missouri town latest to try autonomous zone after the police chief went full redneck on Facebook
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iowa's Jack Koerner, won't need the coroner, hitting a boat in a lake. But the Sea-Doo he rode, though it didn't explode, left nothing but junk in its wake
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Republican first elected in 2016, best known for inept governance and cheating on his wife, plans to run again in 2024. Difficulty: not Trump
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Police chief is done dealing with police union's white supremacist spokesweasel. Difficulty: not Minneapolis
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ella Jones has become the first Black mayor to be elected in Ferguson, Missouri
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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Sat May 30, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Two kids, ages 6 and 7, borrow grandmother's car, take it for joy ride. If you're reading this on Fark, you know it went horribly horribly wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri recently reopened in time for Memorial Day, let's see how they're doi...oh dear
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Covidiot-run Missouri daycare that sued county over stay-at-home order may wish it spent less money on lawyers and more on PPE
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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Tue May 26, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, Confederate General Kirby Smith surrendered, facing criticism for failing to provide relief to Vicksburg, Mississippi in spite of his ability to float and copy his enemies abilities by inhaling them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents have discovered many chains are allowing them to cheaply rent a hotel room from 8AM to 8PM to work, conduct a quiet Zoom meeting and "rest"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
County official orders all the idiots who violated common sense and social distancing orders in order to yeehaw it up at the Lake of the Ozarks to quarantine themselves
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor of the Ozarks on the Covid Party: "Ain't like we could read none o' dem new laws and such. We ain't tried to neither"
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Second stylist at COVID Cuts in Missouri tests positive after contacting 56 more clients. Other salons race to match offer
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ Sneeze and a haircut / 91 exposed ♪
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Mike Parson: I'm going to take credit for the state doing more testing next week, but the cities and counties have to pay for it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri grocery reopens salad bar and shoppers are head over heels
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with C-O-V-I-D-19
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Only two governors are doing a worse job in responding to the pandemic than Missouri Governor Deputy Dawg (R)
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Elderly neighbors pass on advice to graduating high school seniors, like "Listen to your mom and dad," "Eat something sweet every day," "Be kind or you'll have to empty your own colostomy bag"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This story is Peak Missouri :"4 white Missouri cops sued for alleged brutality on 68-year-old black woman and son in a Sam's Club." The woman and her son were arrested for stealing a TV the store employees TOLD the cops was paid for
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Thanks to the state GOP, Missouri will once again be the only state in America without an opioid abuse tracing program
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
After 39 years, Missouri GOP finally succeeds in repealing the state's motorcycle helmet law. State-level stupidity trifecta now in play
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"China is threatening to meddle in the upcoming U.S. presidential election...." Wait. Have they gotten permission from the Russians to do this?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Would you like to split your coronavirus surcharge between yourselves or just for the guy who ordered the steak?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Missouri Republicans to the People: We aren't sure that 62% of you read that anti-gerrymandering bill right so we're going to have you vote on it again
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Country fair food is coming to the drive-thru window this summer, because sometimes you just gotta have a funnel cake, fried pickle, or cheese on a stick
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Tue May 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pickup truck fleeing cops careens across several lanes of highway, does barrel roll along divider, lands on wheels and keeps fleeing. With crazy video
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: coronavirus rates are dropping rapidly. WH task force data: about that
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Talk about a Fark-ready headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker suffers a stroke. Must not have had enough silver solution in his "Oh My God It's GOOD" soup
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Fri May 08, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Church files lawsuit to end social gathering limit, fails to appreciate irony of its name
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tennesses, LSU, Kentucky, Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, Texas A&M, South Carolina, and Arkansas all announce plans to bring students back to campus this fall. You know why this is under the Sports tab
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Arkansas to host first socially distanced live U.S. concert after COVID-19, so get your tickets now for Jim-Jones-a-palooza
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What if the country reopened and nobody came?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: By saying I can't sell my magical anti-covid drug, you are attacking my religious freedom
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian Group: When you say you want to 'track Covid-19', you are doing what Hitler did to the Jews. LOL, Wut?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Missouri bank with state contract on prepaid debit cards for unemployment making money off long list of fees, charged you $3.50 just for reading this
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Wed April 29, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Christian No Lives Matter group sues St. Louis County over stay at home order, because " there is no scientific evidence to support their purported justification"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs punter is just Dustin the wind
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Fri April 24, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Would not buy again
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Why are St. Louis County liquor stores and adult shops open while parks are closed? "A lot of our lube companies were switching over to make hand sanitizers"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri pork plant workers say they can't cover mouths to cough, and that's just boarish
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Evidently people are not buying enough food in a bucket, Jim Bakker looking at bankkruptcy
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Tue April 21, 2020
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri sues China to take back COVID-19
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri is getting their own anti-lockdown protest, and the Riverfront Times is out of farks to give
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Sun April 19, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
We heard you wanted to run COBOL... ON YOUR BROWSER *throws card stack everywhere*
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Fri April 17, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois spent $17 million on face masks from China that are now being recalled in other states
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The governors of Missouri, Iowa, and South Dakota declined to work with the smarter Midwestern governors on how to open up the region's economy again
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pastor accidentally gives online sermon with Facebook filters on, is the most realistic sermon in centuries
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missourah governor says the pandemic is no reason to request absentee ballots
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hairstylists wish you'd stop asking them to break the law and cut your hair
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Thu April 09, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature votes to to test Easter's resurrection powers as a COVID-19 treatment
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Missouri Republicans say now is not the time for them to accept responsibility for their malfeasance
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Tue April 07, 2020
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri COVID-19 cases to peak earlier and at lower numbers than previously predicted, indicating Gov. Parsons closed the barn door juuusst before the cows left
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