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headlines found matching 'Misdemeanor'
Sun March 26, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
  
 
 So much for a right to protest
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Wed March 22, 2023
(Your Central Valley)
 
  
 
 If you get arrested 10 times in one month facing 18 felonies and 15 misdemeanors with charges including stealing six vehicles, DUI, vandalism, fraud, & possession of a controlled substance your life purpose may be only to serve as a warning to others
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Mon March 20, 2023
(US College Hockey)
 
  
 
 Criminal penalties for Daniel Briere: two minutes for criminal mischief against property, two minutes for conspiracy for mischief, two minutes for disorderly conducts, and a five-minute major for a punchable face
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(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 If Fox News can be sued for billions of dollars for lying about a voting machine company, what are the options available when they lie about the federal government "meddling in the 2024 election" without any evidence at all?
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 It's afraid
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(The Morning Call)
 
  
 
 Woman charged with stealing money meant for cancer patient, blames it on coleslaw. That's a lot of cabbage
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(The Morning Call)
 
  
 
 Woman charged with stealing money meant for cancer patient, blames it on coleslaw. That's a lot of cabbage
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Fri March 17, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
  
 
 NYC security preps underway for possible Trump indictment as early as next week, sources say
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Tue March 14, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Rep. Matt Gaetz's (R-evolting) new legal counsel is a real team player, being he identifies as a 'raging misogynist'. But wait, there's more. Much more
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Fri March 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 I'm from the Government and I'm here to touch your kids
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 I'm from the Government and I'm here to touch your kids
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Wed March 08, 2023
(WUSA9)
 
  
 
 Navy Reservist Hatchet Speed convicted of 1 felony and 4 misdemeanors at 1/6 insurrection. His cohort Pipe Wrench Dexterity remains at large, or at small, as need be
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Tue March 07, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 Hey, masterminds gonna mastermind
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
  
 
 Cold hard cash
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
  
 
 Cold hard cash
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Fri March 03, 2023
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
  
 
 Modern chiropractors don't just adjust your spines, they also map your breasts, put electrodes down your pants, and plead guilty to making up those last couple things
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
  
 
 Modern chiropractors don't just adjust your spines, they also map your breasts, put electrodes down your pants, and plead guilty to making up those last couple things
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Thu March 02, 2023
(High Times)
 
  
 
 Over 7,500 people have been cleared of any evidence they were ever in Missouri
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Mon February 27, 2023
(WLNS Lansing)
 
  
 
 Driver gets ticket for doing 86mph. News: Over the speed limit. Fark: The speed limit was 70
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Sun February 26, 2023
(Times Union)
 
  
 
 If you stop paying your rent, don't have a meth lab. If you have a meth lab don't have child porn
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Fri February 24, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 Member of the white supremacist "Groyper" movement expected to plead guilty to participating in the Jan 6th insurrection. Well, he's no rocket scient- holy shiat REALLY?
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Sun February 19, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 If you're driving pass-out drunk on a revoked license despite being on parole after 9 previous DUI arrests, maybe you should try sleeping it off in *your own* driveway
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Thu February 16, 2023
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
  
 
 Going 130 in a 45 zone? Might as well tell the officer how proud you are of that accomplishment
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Wed February 15, 2023
(The Detroit_News)
 
  
 
 Even if you could pass gun laws, you'd have to find someone to prosecute the people who violate them
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Fri February 03, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Personal foul: Aggravated Menacing. Half the distance to the police station. Still the Cincinnati Bengals
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Thu February 02, 2023
(UPI)
 
  
 
 Prosecutors to PG&E: Kneel before Zogg
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Prosecutors to PG&E: Kneel before Zogg
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(AL.com)
 
  
 
 Law enforcement officials, gun rights advocates request clarification on Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law because it's a cluster fark
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Times Record News)
 
  
 
 Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
  
 
 Chicken rustlers
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Tue January 24, 2023
(NBC Sports)
 
  
 
 49ers player celebrates Championship berth in one of the worst possible ways
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Fri January 20, 2023
(KIWA Radio)
 
  
 
 At least give the friendly officer a nod, a tip of your cap, a wink, smile or wave. If you simply go on about your business without acknowledging him, you can wind up in jail. Also make sure your brake lights work, and leave your meth at home
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Tue January 10, 2023
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
  
 
 Florida man charged with assault on a ski resort chairlift. It knows what it did
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Sat January 07, 2023
(WKRG Mobile)
 
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 Armed elderly bingo hall patrons get gunman's number, halt shooting and hold him at gunpoint
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
  
 
 Burned man rescued after hanging from power tower. He claims he was spotting for deer. Police claim he was stealing copper wire. Subby wonders if he was upset about drag shows
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Sun January 01, 2023
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Chron)
 
  
 
 Houston mayor urges Houstonians to take their Texas down a notch for New Years
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
  
 
 'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent'
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Wed December 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 There's no such thing as a "closed-hand slap," especially when it's delivered by a boxer. Facepalm tag, because, well, you know
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(Patch)
 
  
 
 Man's behavior at Walmart will lead to him taking a pregnant pause
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Mon December 26, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World
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Fri December 23, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
  
 
 Methromancer's ability check fails
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 First, do no harm. Second, commit no insurrection
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
  
 
 Man upset that his pizza pizza was never delivered drives to Little Caesar's for some bang bang
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Consequence)
 
  
 
 Whoa, hold on. The guy who filmed himself skateboarding while drinking cranberry juice and singing Fleetwood Mac uses pot? This is a shocking revelation
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 Douglas Jensen, 43 of Des Moines, Iowa gets to spend the next 5 years regaling his cell mates with the story of the time he led all those people into the US Capitol to '"Stop the Steal" and save the county from a Satanic cabal of reptiloids
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Hawaii News Now)
 
  
 
 Yeah, but he didn't say where he would park it. Bonus: grand theft auto Chevy Malibu
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Sat December 10, 2022
(PennLive)
 
  
 
 So what if I shot out the neighbor kid's bedroom window. That dang squirrel was on my bird feeder
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 Convicted Felons Luke Bender and Landon Mitchell: "Videotaping this crime spree and posting it on TikTok was the best idea we ever had"
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Mon December 05, 2022
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Well, if we let *everybody* come and hit golf balls into the Grand Canyon, soon it wouldn't be there anymore
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(El Paso Times)
 
  
 
 Man arrested after shooting at aptly named bar
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Sun December 04, 2022
(WTAJ)
 
  
 
 Man admits that he drank, "not nearly enough," said he was, "here," and was about to be released to his family when he tried to snack like Dahmer
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Fri December 02, 2022
(4Utah.com)
 
  
 
 Sure, you want to 'see your mom.' But why did you want to 'scare the police?' And getting 9 felonies on your way to see her is sure to prevent you from seeing her very soon. Son, I am disappoint
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(4Utah.com)
 
  
 
 Sure, you want to 'see your mom.' But why did you want to 'scare the police?' And getting 9 felonies on your way to see her is sure to prevent you from seeing her very soon. Son, I am disappoint
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(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 Golf dispute leads to mayhem in Mississippi casino parking lot
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(Daily Boulder)
 
  
 
 Fugitive: why did you leave me out of the most wanted list? Police: you're right. Sorry for our mistake. You have two warrants, we're on our way
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
  
 
 Movie idea: crook poses as hotel valet, steals car instead. Lame: it's only a Chevy Malibu. Lamer: it's on an island, so he can't even cross the county line
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