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Thu July 29, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oh, FARK yes
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Wed July 28, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Moral of the story: Don't laugh at a drunk
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Amsterdam Recorder)
 
 
 
When the guy says there's no party there, believe him. Don't become belligerent and get charged with drunk driving
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Mon July 19, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
First Jan. 6 rioter to be sentenced for a felony is from guess where?
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
First Jan. 6 rioter to be sentenced for a felony is from guess where?
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Sun July 18, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Life is not a video game"
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
No word on the status of the bath water
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
SpotemGottem seems to have Gottem in a big Spotem
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Plea deal for Florida Man who found himself in a legal pickle after cops spotted a pickle in him
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Plea deal for Florida Man who found himself in a legal pickle after cops spotted a pickle in him
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Wed July 14, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
All gas, no brakes, and Jesus is steering. And here comes the red traffic light
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Sat July 10, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Weed can kill. Plastic baggie unavailable for comment
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Fri July 09, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Oh this is a good one. Crumpling a "Back the Blue" sign and throwing it in the trash while smirking at an ACAB lands a girl in jail for a "hate crime"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I think this one might not be authentic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boys and 65-year-old friends of the p*ssy grabber will be boys
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney woman bought insurance for car after accident, allowing family member to drive angry
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Tue July 06, 2021
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Porch pirates face felony charges in Arkansas, in addition to the threats posed by yard ninjas, garden zombies, and driveway robots
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
It's kind of like Goldilocks, but when the bears dial 911, the state trooper wakes the little drunken girl and she attacks the state trooper with a table
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Sun July 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before; major Qanon influencer was previously busted for having sex with a minor
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy found guilty after prosecutors didn't sabotage their case this time
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Wed June 30, 2021
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Virginia Police ready for legal weed. "Lt. Chris Monahan said officers are trained from the start to identify impaired driving." What do you guys want? May I have a bite of your hot dog?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Andy Dick arrested and jailed for assault with a deadly weapon. Phil Hartman still dead
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Tue June 29, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, you can have legal marijuana, but you can't buy it. You can grow it. But you can't buy the seeds to grow it. You must label every plant with your name ID number. You must lock the plants away from anyone under 21, etc
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, you can have legal marijuana, but you can't buy it. You can grow it. But you can't buy the seeds to grow it. You must label every plant with your name ID number. You must lock the plants away from anyone under 21, etc
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Mon June 28, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California developers fined over $300,000 after digging up dozens of Joshua trees to make way for million dollar homes, otherwise known as the cost of doing business
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feels you
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Obvious: SD's Attorney General files a motion objecting to any recording of his trial on criminal charges arising from the incident where he hit a man on the interstate and drove off leaving him to die. Fark: He's charged only with 3 misdemeanors
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Wed June 23, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
John Lightburn arrested for starting 30,000 acre wildfire. Authorities are grateful Bob Conflagration was out of town that day
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
John Lightburn arrested for starting 30,000 acre wildfire. Authorities are grateful Bob Conflagration was out of town that day
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
IT'S HAPPENING: Capitol rioters are finally getting sentenced. First in line is a 49 year-old grandmother...aaaaand she only gets probation, community service and a $500 fine
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here's why the meth you bought has that penis-y taste
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Tue June 22, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown to release greatest hits album
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Mon June 21, 2021
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina councilman suggests arresting people who give money to the homeless. Subby thinks we could solve more problems if we start arresting people who give money to politicians
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If he promises not to drive his big rig into crowds of protestors again for a year, all charges will be dropped. Tag says it all
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Fri June 18, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nurse charged with replacing Oxycodone pills with vitamin D pills in dispensing machine in hospital. In other news, there are Oxycodone dispensing machines in hospitals
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Wed June 16, 2021
(WISTV)
 
 
 
It's hard enough to get a chainsaw started above water
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Tue June 15, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man arrested after UNC police found two rifles, five other firearms, a machete, a knife and ammo in his truck. This Duke-UNC rivalry is serious business
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Thu June 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over ma'am? It's because I need to search your phone and forward any nudes to myself
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Tue June 08, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Peter Parkour taken into custody
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just wait until they find out how much lawyers charge (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 04, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anything's a kerfuffle at a political event if you're brave enough
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anything's a kerfuffle at a political event if you're brave enough
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man threatens to kill people over pornographic video. Then it gets very strange
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Wed June 02, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two NCST baseball players plead guilty to stealing home
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It's like living next to the crazy cat lady, but instead of throwing cats, she cuts your cable lines and taunts you with a mannequin head on a stake
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You've got to wonder where it all started to go wrong when you're 40 and you get arrested for blowing up mailboxes with fireworks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves' Marcell Ozuna arrested for having the biggest hit of his career
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Fri May 28, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hold my root beer and watch this
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Thu May 27, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't record videos of men using the restroom. If you are recording videos of men using the restroom, don't record yourself setting up the phone, like Mr. West Virginia Preacher Man did
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former WCW wrestler arrested on multiple charges because that's what heels do
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Mon May 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah you got teeth .... a taser, ah hell no
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Thu May 20, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seven plead not guilty in Bowling Green Massacre
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Wed May 19, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Father of the year? Husband of the year? Why not both?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fact: If the police report mentions a bucket, something nasty was in that bucket
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Sun May 16, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
Boobies
 
Heedless enthusiasts found in topless cars
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Fri May 14, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
A woman driving a van... Decided to run down a man. She now sits in jail, she couldn't make bail. Nor did she think out her plan
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
A woman driving a van... Decided to run down a man. She now sits in jail, she couldn't make bail. Nor did she think out her plan
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
A guy named after 2 racial slurs is arrested for domestic violence in Alabama. Once made Katy Perry cry
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Thu May 13, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Florida Man: I dare you to arrest me. Florida cop: OK
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packers add 2 QBs to roster. Subtext: "Aaron, you're under contract and if you want to hold out, we're calling your bluff"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk involved in robbery. His first mistake was being there that day
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Tue May 04, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
What has six legs and is sticky?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Proposed bill aims to purge 2.3 million New Yorkers' voter registrations. Oops, I'm sorry. I meant criminal records
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The Clayton County, Georgia Sheriff's Office has had a bad week. The Sheriff was indicted, a prisoner escapes during transportation, and another prisoner has escaped during transportation today
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mocking another man's Range Rover can lead to serious consequences, even though Range Rovers suck
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a classy response to an officer shooting an unarmed black man, town GOP releases the arrest records...of the victim's entire family
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Tue April 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hottie, 28, offered "random citizens" lap dances and then asked cops if they wanted to "bang" on sidewalk. Just another Saturday night in St. Petersburg
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Denny's estimated their total loss at $1"
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa Man sentenced for criminal irony
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Crosscut)
 
 
 
WA State looking to make drugs illegal again, but not too illegal
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers consider bill that would not only make blocking a highway during a protest illegal, but would give immunity to anyone who "accidentally" mows down a protester. Give you one guess which party supports this bill
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Mon April 19, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Since the Supreme Court's decision, police officers complain that drug users with small amounts of drugs now defy them"
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Sat April 17, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with odd fetish gets arrested in the act by mall cop
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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Wed April 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Watch this Hellcat driver with poor judgment and too much horsepower
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Attorney at bowling alley starts smacking his girlfriend around, another lady steps in and shuts his eye. But he got a spare
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
After leaving threatening messages for Democratic congresswoman, geriatric human-potato hybrid is... actually arrested and charged? With a misdemeanor, but still
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Mon April 12, 2021
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge to Town: return the money that you illegally seized from this man. Town of Mooresville: sorry your honor we don't have it anymore. Judge: bring the cash or bring a toothbrush, your call
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Miracle on Ice hero Mark Pavelich suicide reminds us of the perils of CTE & hockey
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Rmoney: Corporations are people. California: Cool, have some felony indictments. PG&E: No, not like that
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Gwinnett County Solicitor Brian Whiteside: "You want to make it illegal to give water to people standing in line to vote? Then come charge them yourself, biatch." *mic drop*
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Get a brain, Moran
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Fri April 02, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well... it's no Hollyboob
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