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Wed August 12, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oregon District Attorney responsible for Portland: Just because Trump's brownshirt DHS thugs arrested a bunch of protesters doesn't mean I have to press charges against them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oregon District Attorney responsible for Portland: Just because Trump's brownshirt DHS thugs arrested a bunch of protesters doesn't mean I have to press charges against them
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Tue August 11, 2020
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Illinois adds "workers enforcing public health regulations" to the list of people that automatically becomes aggravated battery (felony) if you punch someone telling you to wear a mask
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WXOW La Crosse)
 
 
 
"The flamethrower was just for lighting the bong, Officer"
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Singing a rap song in San Diego is a violation of § Seditious Language - Prohibited. 83 violations, actually. Time to a throw a right-cross and knock that old law out
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'On Aug. 16, Snow and her daughter, Jennifer Clark, stole a cart full of food from ACME Market on East Avenue in Akron. When an employee tried to confront them in the parking lot, Snow opened the doors of her vehicle and let out three pit bulls.'
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot flight attendant beats husband when she comes home and finds him "engaged in sexual intercourse" with another woman, cops say
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to react to your boyfriend taking a whizz in bed, laying his head open with a machete shouldn't be option #1
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "Miss me yet?"
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Sun July 26, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
As normal people do, couple does not wear masks while eating in the park. What could go wrong?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not put your knee on the neck of a 2 y.o. child to make your point about BLM
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man trying to prove to police that his ex-girlfriend is a prostitute surprised to hear about voyeurism laws
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Tue July 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yes, we can hear you now. And we heard that, too
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Human dumpster fire meets karma
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Stone could--and should--be prosecuted by New York
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Americans act like Americans in Second Best Korea. Overseas Service Order Number One: Never offend local nationals
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
California couple charged with hate crime for defacing Black Lives Matter mural
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The tough guy who just had to punch a 12-year-old for daring to have a good time has been caught. His sentence will be 10 years of tap lessons in SuperMax
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Birdwatcher Lives Matter
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man from PA among 19 animals poached in east Idaho
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man from PA among 19 animals poached in east Idaho
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Fri July 03, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Come for the science denying commissioners, stay for the comparison of wearing masks to Jews wearing yellow stars. Welcome to Martin County Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not enough toppings on your pizza? That's a shootin'
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So to clarify in Pennsylvania the cops have to see you light the firework and then have to see the firework go off before they can issue a citation. And then they are not allowed to seize any unused fireworks in your possession
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crew chief for Blue Lives Matter NASCAR team holds personal meet-n-greet with team fans, then gets suspended indefinitely by NASCAR
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
It won't be the same without Harry Anderson
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Knewz)
 
 
 
Man, Olivia Wilde has really let herself go while in prison
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
In much the same way that a full house beats a flush, Florida Cop beats a Florida Man
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In much the same way that a full house beats a flush, Florida Cop beats a Florida Man
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police union proudly rolls out new t-shirt to support one of their own caught using excessive violence, doesn't understand what all the snickering is about
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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Fri May 29, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarders are beginning to reclaim their natural habitat: Water parks
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Retirement hobbies expand from golf and fishing to sadomasochism and murder
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In this time of pandemic, it's important to stay away from large groups. Or you can just, you know, have a block party so big the police are called out
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
A 22-year-old was arrested after a high-speed police chase from Mississippi to Memphis involving a stolen barbecue food truck. Mmmm, this Smokey and the Bandit remake sounds tasty
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly bouquet
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
You kids stay off my orchard
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ What a drag it is getting mooned ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That guy that bashed Banana Man with his own ukulele has been released on a peal
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Thu April 30, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nobody puts Pastor Tony Spell in a corner
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays: Woman arrested for assaulting man with a candy cane
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccine activist who was arrested after she repeatedly refused orders by police to leave a playground that had been closed because of the pandemic has apologized, meaning six more weeks of quarantine
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Sun April 26, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Driving on closed beach "out of boredom" doesn't merit any exceptions, Wannabe Florida Man
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Tue April 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for pastor Tony Spell. No wonder he asked all his parishioners to send him their stimulus checks, he's going to need bail money
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Maybe you should ask the crackhead what he wants the knives for before driving him to a dollar store to buy knives
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
The make and model of the getaway vehicle is ...what?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Heinass crime thwarted
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing's flying poop and called for backup
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers
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