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Fri December 02, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Remember that "Black Mirror" episode where you aren't allowed to fast forward thru ads unless you pay money? Yeah, add that to the list of episodes that's come true now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vladimir Poopin
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Thu December 01, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian astronauts are less like Sulu and Ro and more like Bashir and that smug hologram. Newfoundland Neelix apologizes
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will new AEW World Champ MJF call out the "cowardly" Bruno Sammartino? Can Death Triangle go 3-0 against the Elite? Where the fark is Miro? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump: It was like looking in a mirror
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"See, this is why I don't do miracles anymore. You just can't make some people happy," God explained while slowly shaking his head (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man to become the first disabled person authorized to punch Bart Sibrel
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Vogue)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson sexiness finally explained: "He still looks and behaves exactly like that one friend of your brother's who used to buy you Smirnoff Ice with his fake ID"
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the cutest one of all?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Admire Claire's rack
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News to Republicans: One day, you're gonna have to face a deep, dark, truthful mirror. And it's gonna tell you things that I still love you too much to say
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Tue November 08, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
MIRI is back baby The cause of the unexpected friction in one of the observing modes of JWST has been found and the engineers have issued recommendations to work around it. New observations are scheduled to start Nov. 13th
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Marie Claire)
 
Weeners
 
Less likely to gaze at it in the mirror and declare "I'm a big, bright shining star" its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movie Prosthetic Penises. What did they miss?
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Russia signals retreat from Kherson west bank. Ukraine to solicit advice from Admiral Ackbar
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Boeing GroundLiner costs+ program enjoys another break
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Astronauts will 3D print part of a human knee in space. Why in space? That's up to you to decide
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Wed November 02, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
Hero
 
Amar'e Stoudamire, who converted to Judaism (and played basketball in Israel after his NBA career), to Kyrie 'Der Fuhrer' Irving: "You made a mistake, so apologize for it"
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
Weeners
 
Iceland's Prime Minister admiring a nice pair of necromancer pants made out of human skin. Not Safe For Work, but Halloween appropriate
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Nerd)
 
Hero
 
Why yes that was Wullf Yularen in the latest "Andor." This was his first live action appearance since being killed with millions of other people by a terrorist from Tatooine. He was an admiral who fought Separatists before fighting crime with the ISB
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonaut celebrates return by employing gravity to its full effect
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Deadline)
 
Hero
 
Miriam Margolyes has harsh words for Liz Truss
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Smoke and mirrors
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Drizzle Drazzle Drozzle Drome, Time for Crew-4 to Come Home" - Watch the undocking of Crew Dragon with its passengers from the ISS for their return trip to Earth, 3:45 PM ET on October 14. Safe Journey, Travelers. Update: Rescheduled to Friday
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Waiter miracuously heals customer from gluten allergy, will try to turn restaurant's water into wine next
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Do not think for a second that Little Lord Blood Emerald won't smirk and burn the U.S. to the ground if he thinks it will get him a few more rubles and some extra smoke blown up his eerily pallid ass
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Wed October 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Once per year, in a tiny Italian village, the solidified liquid in a vial becomes liquid again and allows a small piece of St. Lawrence's flesh within in it to float. A truly miraculous spectacle that some people call "melting," but not Christians
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Bum Fights? Vladimir Putin is bringing them back for his military mobilization
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell follows the Ted Cruz tradition of not standing up for his wife when a doddering, old, "AlPhA MaLe" attacks her. More like Biatch McConnell, amirite?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
Hero
 
Ready for Fark headline: "60-Year-Old Jailed for Telling Vladimir Putin's Parents What a Shiathead He Is"
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Because he's famous, Scientologist Tom Cruise gets to be the first civilian to spacewalk. Hopefully he won't have to fight Xenu
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Maybe they should just call it the "you looked at the QB the wrong way" penalty, amirite?
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William Shat-ner boldly shat where... um... eww... smirk... eww
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Zero-Down Mortgages are rapidly becoming a thing, triggering Admiral Ackbar *hard*
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Sat October 08, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Emerging signs Vladimir Putin's inner circle are sharpening the knives for a coup to oust him for his Ukraine war failure
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League Saturday has four matches at 10:00 am ET: Cherries host Foxes, Chelsea and Wolves, Saints need a miracle at Citeh, and Newcastle vs. Brentford. 12:30 pm #4 Brighton welcome #3 Spurs. On Peacock, USA, NBC
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Fri October 07, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin turns 70 today. Any guesses what he wished before blowing out the candles?
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Can Wheeler Yuta give MJF the beating he so richly deserves? Will Wardlow stop the Path of Cage? Is Danielson walking into a trap that couldn't be more obvious if Admiral Ackbar was guest referee? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon has too much sperm. More like Dick Cannon, amirite?
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Wed September 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin granted new title
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Oh I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth / And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; / To Mary Queen the praise be given / She sent the gentle sleep from Heaven, / That slid into my soul
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Wed September 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The FedEx warning about a "global recession" does mirror what is going on in the world right now, but it also shows that the company itself is rapidly on it's way to self-implosion through poor management
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
While Rhonda Santis is sending Texans to Martha's Vineyard, Russia is sending a Floridian into outer space
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Mon September 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
But will you still fly Pan-Am to get up there?
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Sat September 17, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Meet Maribel Ramirez, a self-described "crazy cat lady". She's a caretaker for former San Nicolas Island cats & has provided more than 12,000 volunteer hours of service to the aging semi-feral cats since 2013. We welcome her & her feline family to Caturday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♬ Since 1988, it's gained acclaim / But Broadway musicals, cannot sustain / Though some regard it schlock, while some admire / "The Phaaantom of the Opera" next yearrr... will now retire ♬
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Fri September 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Story about how the miracle of 10,000 steps per day is a marketing scam, not science, buries the lede: You can be a "Professor of Sedentary Behavior." Though it probably costs $10 a month
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Blake Masters, the Republican nominee for Senate in Arizona wants to replace every general and admiral that is woke or left wing losers and replace them with Trumpers. Don't worry though because he says he isn't doing it because of ideology
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin threatens to "unleash hell" after suffering humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat. Presumably, this involves Yakov Smirnoff
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Wed September 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ pressure allegations lead to newest political quagmire facing Trump. If only we had some sort of iconic catchphrase to indicate how exciting this is for--oh, wait
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Tue September 13, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure that Woonsocket's dynamites have a kick about like a smear of Miracle Whip. It's ubiquitous in certain gatherings. Consumers describe them as savage, saucy, and sassy. You've got to get in there and use your hands
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Sun September 11, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come join Maru as he celebrates the 2nd birthday of his housemate, Miri. Enjoy a cat cake with whipped cream and play with the flower decorations
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Five people dead after mysterious boat collision while whale-watching. Sketchy man claiming to be an admiral, pointy-eared Mormon, and suspected Russian spy wanted for questioning
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Sat September 10, 2022
(KCRG)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I move to suppress my client's voluntary FBI interview and cellphone records related to 1/6 because he was never Mirandized, and it proves he's is guilty AF." Judge: "You DO understand what voluntary means, don't you? Motion DENIED"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ruh-roh, Edgelord Supreme may not be able to smirk and meme his way out of this one
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tarantino and Miramax decide it doesn't really matter what's in the Pulp Fiction NFT suitcase
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Tue September 06, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
3-D printing on Mars? It's not just a rock-metal concept \m/
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkin Vladimir Putin "approves" glorious New Foreign Policy with the aim of creating a Russian World. That sounds like fun
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Sun September 04, 2022
(NY1)
 
 
 
No need to tell those people in the projects about the arsenic in their drinking water, amirite?
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sales of "medical marijuana" drop precipitously in Colorado as users' diseases have all been cured by this miraculous plant
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA buys more commercial flights to the ISS. Asinine: Boeing is being paid twice of what SpaceX gets per seat assuming they eventually launch. Cool: Fixed-price contracts so Boeing is losing money because of their poor performance
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin actually has something good to say about Gorbachev, the man he probably had murdered
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"He is incapable of understanding anything other than total and absolute admiration towards him." He needs to spend a little time on Fark. We will explain it to him
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Fri August 26, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin humiliated again as 200 Russian paratroopers are 'killed in Ukrainian missile strike on makeshift hotel HQ' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
For a more svelte rebel admiral... It's
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Tue August 23, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Miracle on the Hudson survivor returns to the water because he was horrified at his prior swimming performance exiting the plane. And also for charity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When he was practicing this in front of his mirror at home, he imagined a standing ovation and teats of gratitude at its end
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you look into the mirror and realize that a mountain troll turned you into a bear
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Wed August 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonaut emergently cuts short spacewalk, presumably after realizing he'll eventually have to return to Russia
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada continues to increase the size of its space army
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Unable to get premium brands due to sanctions, Russia planning to launch discount clothing store to orbit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
More like "2000 Fools", amirite?
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Magnets could help with oxygen problems for astronauts on long voyages, and the data could sound attractive to us
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Peter Griffin in a Quagmire
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China accuses the US of having mind control power over Vladimir Putin. Or something like that
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vladimir goes BOOM
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Fri August 05, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently despot Vladimir Putin has seen the movie 'The Dirty Dozen' and is now recruiting lags from Russian jails to fight on the frontlines
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