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Fri June 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pulitzer Prize Board has given a special citation to Darnella Frazier "for courageously recording the murder of George Floyd, a video that spurred protests against police brutality around the world"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sergeant Heywood Jablome in trouble over happy meal
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Thu June 10, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Cops: "We had to fire into the car multiple times because the driver had a gun." Passenger in the car: "He what now?"
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Tue June 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The evergreen state has found a non alcoholic incentive to getting your vaxx on
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota GOP demands control over state historic sites so they can focus on the white... er, I mean, right, kind of history
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Naked kidnapping car crash and attempted baptism all rolled into one eventful afternoon
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Thu June 03, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Good News: College professor raises $200K to pay down children's school lunch debt. Bad News: Professor allegedly keeps $120K of the money. Fark: Professor teaches ethics at local college
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Wed June 02, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota catcher needed surgery after a foul tip into the Twins
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Tue June 01, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Honestly, who the hell cares what the MyPillow guy thinks?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Team USA fails to qualify for the Tokyo Olympics in basketball
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Bridge 1, graffiti artist 0
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Sat May 29, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Minnesota sheriff takes over pursuit at 40,320 furlongs/fortnight
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Fri May 28, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only one game for Friday Night but it is a Game 7. Can the Wild complete the comeback from 3-1 down in the series against the Knights? Or will Vegas finally fend off Minnesota to advance? The madness begins at 9:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you delayed getting Covid shots you can now be rewarded with free park passes and fishing licenses. Subby got vaccinated early like a sucker
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I believe that government is a corrupt conspiracy trampling on the rights of Free and Sovereign citizens...which is why you should put me in charge of it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Polls of NY Voters about next year's gubernatorial contest show they'd prefer the crime fighter taking down Trump and the NRA to the creepy perv who botched the Covid response, but either one would crush any hypothetical Republican challenger
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Al Franken's 70th birthday. He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom's guardian angel is Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who is shelling out cash to protect the embattled governor
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Thu May 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman practices 'self care' in the back seat of a car at a dealership in Minnesota. It takes the cops an hour to coax her out of the vehicle. Gotta read the article to find out why we went with the Florida tag
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Tue May 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen. The pilot has turned on the No Snorting Cocaine Sign and would like to remind passengers that sexually assaulting or threatening other passengers is not allowed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guilty. Bang. MEDIC
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
One of the rarest of all geological finds, a meteorite crash site, has been uncovered in a suburb of the Twin Cities
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Mon May 17, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
*grabs popcorn*
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Keloland)
 
 
 
Things have gone off the rails in Iowa. (Not a repeat from yesterday, that was Minnesota)
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Sat May 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Things have gone off the rails in Minnesota
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Thu May 13, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Former Vikings head farking coach Jerry Farking Burns is dead at the farking age of 94
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bad glue inventor goes to pieces
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Walker toddler killed by runner
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(Mankato Free Press)
 
 
 
Could I get an extra large tub of popcorn with butter, salt, cocaine, napkins, and a straw? Here is $100
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Wed May 05, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hyena tries to consume leopard's face
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio left furious after his own typo kills off his amendment to water bill. Blames Democrats
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Wed April 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like a Bridge over troubled water, I will trade you now
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota suburb says Black Lives can matter until May 4th, but after that it's a $200 fine
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
One, two three, four, I declare a Sign War
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mongo just pawn of ALS
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Invasive species of worm turns rich topsoil into dry crumbly dust. No word of any spice blows yet
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Black Minnesota man says "When I see a squad car behind me, my heart skips a beat." Black man is also chief of police
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Minnesota Lawyer Eric C. Nelson says he REALLY wishes his parents had named him Thor instead because right now he'd MUCH Rather be confused with a former NHL lineman than Eric J. Nelson, Chauvin's defense attorney
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Neuro-researchers find repetitive headdesks and facepalms can result in functional brain impairments, recommend a reduction in the pol tab for those affected
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who wants to look inside Derek Chauvin's new forever home?
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Nashville or Chicago? Minnesota or Arizona? San Jose or Las Vegas? Montreal or Edmonton? It sounds like a question of preference for geography but they are the games for Wednesday Night Hockey, puck drops at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN. There will be no math
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Enraged Linux honchos ban U of Minnesota from submitting new kernel patches after it was revealed researchers had intentionally submitted obviously bad patches as an experiment. Should've worked on gopher, dudes
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Inforum)
 
 
 
North Dakota governor signs law that allows you to kill anyone you want if you say afterwards that you felt threatened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If the Governor issues an order to the cops which the cops wantonly and flagrantly ignore, doesn't it suggest that the cops don't listen to the Governor? Doesn't it also raise the important question of just who the hell cops DO get their orders from?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota high schoolers have a walk-out to protest racial injustice, chanting "National Guard, go home"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bad: MN State Police arrest a CNN crew trying to cover the demonstrations over Daunte Wright's shooting. Much worse: The crew's Asian-American producer is thrown to the ground, zip-tied, and a trooper shouts "Do you speak English?" at her
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA is already getting ready for the usual verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A new bill proposed in the Minnesota Legislature would make anyone convicted of a crime at a protest, demonstration or march ineligible for student loans and many other forms of state financial aid
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again people have to be told Garlick can't prevent COVID-19
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How about a tall cold glass of go fark yourself Marjorie
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Thu April 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth is a lot better off than you are, regardless of how many shots you may or may not have had
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They're protesting...and they brought cans of soup"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A hot take from Radical Far Leftist *checks notes* WTF that can't be correct, the words make sense but the journalist must've gotten the name and face wrong
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Wed April 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Potter: "Well, I screwed up, so I'll resign." Minnesota State Government: "Not so fast"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
St. Vincent water supply running critically low, leading some to suggest bringing in David Byrne to fix things
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
For what is surely no particular reason whatsoever, the Brooklyn Center, Minnesota Police Department is flying a "thin blue line" flag today
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems like there are a lot of dangerous people in Minnesota if the police shoot and kill people after a traffic stop
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Sun April 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A-Rod to buy T-Wolves
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Sat April 10, 2021
(NCAA)
 
 
 
The Frozen Four Championship Game is at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN. Can St. Cloud State win their first national championship? Or will UMASS pull another great effort and win the title? College hockey is on, folks
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A rolling Washington Football Team gathers no [Thaddeus] Moss
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Radar Secret Service has the satellite of love in range on their scopes
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota is burning in the most Minnesota way possible
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baddoo Baboom 2, Grand Slam Boogaloo
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Mon April 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is the National Championship Game for men's basketball. Will Gonzaga become the first undefeated team since the 1975-1976 Indiana Hoosiers to win it all? Or will Baylor Bear down on the Bulldogs to win? Tip-off is at 9:20 PM ET on CBS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Children are the new Covid-19 variant vectors
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Sun April 04, 2021
(YouTube)
 
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Springtime is when many aquatic creatures are migrating across Minnesota
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Mon March 29, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA power rankings now that the trade deadline is in the books. Minnesota Timberwolves remain consistently active
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Sat March 27, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Forward this email to all your friends within 24 hours to get good luck and become a plaintiff in a fraudulent election lawsuit without your knowledge
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
WTF, Minnesota? Seriously, WTF?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Surfer dude rescues man and dog in: You guessed it - Minnesota
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
So, what's Michele Bachmann been up to, asked no one
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(US Supreme Court)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company: Our vehicles weren't designed or manufactured in Montana or Minnesota, and these specific vehicles in accidents were sold in other states, so you can't sue us. SCOTUS: [unanimously] "Uh, yeah, that's an interesting defense" (PDF)
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peacock's dark reboot of Candy Land sucks
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Shrimp tails in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's more likely than you think
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Mon March 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota to hire Xavier's Johnson, despite it not working since the paralysis set in
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Something just happened in Minnesota that hasn't happened in 49 weeks: zero new COVID deaths. Time for a [FARKIN AWESOME] tag?
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Peacock's reboot of Carrie sucks
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Some Unicorn)
 
 
 
Released footage shows how Minnesota State Patrol used a spy plane to monitor protests
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Chauvin trial judge rules the case will remain in Minneapolis and proceed without further delays. Bad news: he will permit evidence in the inevitable character assassination of George Floyd. On balance, Misc tag it is
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Wed March 17, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Investigators identify Umbrella Man from last summer's protests, somehow fail to mention his name and which police force he works for
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey look, it's Wednesday and we could all use some midweek respite, so here's a charming little (HUGE) family recreating Weird Al's "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" song, line for line
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just how divided are we along red/blue lines? Check out these maps of registered voters. Turns out we hate living our lives around people not like us
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Afraid of becoming your parents? TOO LATE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't wake grandma just yet, but when you see her, let her know the new Bachelorettes have just been announced
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
MyPillow's Mike Lindell moves between "undisclosed locations," for his safety. Wait... it gets better. Lindell has "teams investigating who's behind cancel culture," he started a "Legal Offense Fund," and Dorsey and Zuckerberg are going to jail
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC lists the states with the longest and shortest life expectancies. The south shall die again
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Tue March 09, 2021
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Every day that her Walz of Minnesota gives a briefing for COVID-19, he is completely upstaged by his ASL interpreter, Nic Zapko. Today, he decided to pay them back for that (with video)
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Fri March 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm countin' down 'til Friday come I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much Know I'm all in my bag, that's clutch, it's your MSNBC discussion thread starting at 7PM Eastern
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Viking's Rudolph goes down in history
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When only a third of your followers want life-saving medicine, you may have more of a problem for your future than you originally thought. Yes, we're looking at you, GOP
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
In move that will surely not produce unintended consequences, Minneapolis hires six social media influencers to send messages targeted to communities of color during Derek Chauvin trial
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Socialist hellhole state of Minnesota miscalculates its budget by 2.9 billion dollars
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Wed February 24, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is increasing evidence that we have lost fully 1/3 of the most fertile topsoil from all the land devoted to growing crops across the upper Midwest of America. This is fine
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
LA County officials confirm rescue crews did not use the Jaws of Life to extract Tiger from wreck, just an ax and a Halligan tool
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Some DOT)
 
 
 
Thanks for your suggestions, now it's time to vote for your favorite Minnesota snowplow name
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Snowblowers recalled due to significant injury potential. You might need a hand returning them, however
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks
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