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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Minnesota
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves may lead the NBA in something for once
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Covid-19 crisis forcing hospitals to brink of bankruptcy after their private-insurance income has been halted. Hmmmm, private-insurance ...is there a lesson learned here?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pro sports can resume on May 16. Pro sports to be suspended May 30
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Tue May 12, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hospitals: The flyovers were a nice tribute, but we could really use more masks and equipment. Govt: More flyovers, gotcha
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The worm turns and anger builds in the Midwest
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Kayaker attempting to paddle entire length of Mississippi River doesn't quite reach Gulf of Mexico; didn't bring life jacket and gets as far as "still in northern Minnesota" before needing rescue
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet five CEOs who were damn fools
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Sun May 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
...and now for the fifth time Minnesota Golden Gophers player Casey O'Brien has beaten cancer
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
VP B'Lyin
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Thu May 07, 2020
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Clean, Beautiful, North Dakota. #winning
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Wed May 06, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Confined within their own home penalty boxes, restless Minnesota Wild players create "Born to Be Wild" video
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have"
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Sun May 03, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Local newsman fired for ethics violations. News: For retweeting that the group storming the Michigan capital are "white nationalist Nazi sympathizer gun fetishist miscreants"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Exploring one of Minnesota's great sports tragedies: What if the Vikings hadn't made the Herschel Walker trade?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pence yesterday: I chose not to wear a mask so I could look patients in the eye. Pence today: The Vice President was unaware of the Mayo's mask policy. Mayo yesterday: Pence was informed of the mask policy. Mayo today: Crickets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ojibwe Native American whose father drew the Land O'Lakes maiden says she was never a stereotype
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He is Amash, he is Justin Amash. Justin Amash, a presidential smash? Justin Amash? We'll find out in a flash. If he's Amash, President J. Amash
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods warns "The food supply chain is breaking" as Americans realize things really haven't changed since Upton Sinclair's time
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Couple caught bringing large amount of meth from Arizona to Minnesota, but it's the WTF mugshot that's the real story here
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know who DOESN'T want the beaches open in Florida? Most Floridians
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The king of beards discusses your puny quarantine beard
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock, but a star of 'Shark Tank' tried to sell N95 protective masks to Florida at a very inflated price
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Tue April 21, 2020
(City Pages)
 
 
 
"A triptych of fast-casual carnage"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Man auditions for part of Florida Man; steals snacks and has a shoot out with police from his getaway raft
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia Republican Party claims "COVID-19 rules are not about your health." That's right, you morons. They are about ALL OUR health
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(SILive)
 
 
 
No one shows up for Republican Staten Island "End the Lockdown" rally to protest the current "New York on PAUSE" mandates under Gov. Andrew Cuomo, leaves the NYPD standing alone and perplexed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anti-quarantine announcements shut down by Facebook. alt-COVID reportedly now hiring sign twirlers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kentucky protesters have helped it to unflatten the curve
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There's a crowd of protesters in front of Minnesota Governor's house right now, demanding that everything be reopened. No healthcare worker should be expected to risk their health or safety to care for arseholes who do this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know why the White House's coronavirus task force keeps downplaying the coronavirus's spread in less-populated states? It's the stooopid and it burns
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The governors of Missouri, Iowa, and South Dakota declined to work with the smarter Midwestern governors on how to open up the region's economy again
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
As SD Gov. Noem (R-esponsible) still refuses to enact shelter-in-place, social distancing, COVID-19 cases spread from closed Smithfield meat plant to other locales, businesses
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Wed April 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth won't seek federal aid because of the virus - it's still printing money faster than the Fed
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Sun April 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The bacon shortage is real man. Smithfield closing plant where nearly half the workers have become infected
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
MN Governor Walz (D-oing what science and medicine recommends) responds to legislator Gazelka (R-eally wants businesses open) tweet biatching about stay at home order: Show me your evidence to my face or STFU
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
More on the PPE seizures. In a nutshell: The feds have altered the deal. Pray they don't alter it any further
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Wed April 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
KG doesn't want his jersey retired in Minnesota, or at least not until they get these motherfarking snakes off these motherfarking T-wolves
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nice to know police in Minnesota are having fun during the pandemic
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian mobsters are trying to use a global pandemic to steal your democracy
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Apple falls as Apple's contract falls through
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Thu April 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in 1985 the Houston Oilers threw a hissy fit and tried to stop the 1985 draft. Fark: All because of Bernie Kosar
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants someone dumber than him to run for office. It's the MyPillow guy
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota state trooper protects and serves speeding doctor with N-95s on I-35
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Bullwinkle still loitering in Nebraska in search of Rocky, or he has realized Nebraska has no moose hunting season
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield's play sold Case Keenum on joining Browns. The protagonist of this drama has a tragic flaw, a trait which leads to his downfall
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Tue March 24, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota gets high marks at being standoffish
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Scratch Amy Klobuchar off Joe Biden's short list for VP, her husband is in the hospital with coronavirus
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One-third of lower 48 states risk severe flooding this Spring, presumably from flushing all those butt-wipes down the toilet
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
I'll see your penguins and raise; a pair of skunks explore the Duluth Aquarium
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Struggling businesses: Hey since healthcare coverage in this country is dependent on employment, can we work out some kind of payment agreement so my employees will continue to have health care coverage? Insurance companies: Nope. Nonstarter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
File under A for "About Farking Time": Grocery store workers in Minnesota now classified as emergency workers
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Thu March 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grocery workers in Minnesota now designated as Emergency Personnel and can access free child care. Still unable to access proper health care, a living wage or any hope of retirement
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Tue March 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Bills are Diggin it
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Sun March 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just 30% of Republicans polled say they'll avoid gatherings during this coronavirus outbreak, a prime example of a self-correcting problem
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How to cook dinner on a frozen Minnesota lake when it's 20 degrees out - and you're drunk enough to be on a frozen Minnesota lake when it's 20 degrees out
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Article" faults Amy Klobuchar for being a typical Klingon female
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris put on her VP pants at Biden's Michigan rally
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Sun March 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kamala hops in Uncle Joe's T/A, says it's beginning to get as crowded as the campaign clown car was
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Sat March 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN 4:35 PM: Minnesota reports first coronavirus case 5:20 PM: First case in Oklahoma 6:35 PM: Connecticut reports first case 7:18 PM Kentucky 8:05 PM Nebraska 8:46 PM Hawaii
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, as this news may be shocking, but Klobuchar intentionally timed her departure from the race to help Biden
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Thu March 05, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Revenge of the Klob: South Bend, Indiana has a new mayor
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't turn around, oh oh oh. Der Klobuchar stepped down, whoa oh oh
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Wed March 04, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Purina Animal Nutrition recalls chick, turkey and rabbit feeds. So don't be a dumb cluck, take the stuff back before they gobble it down. Hop to it
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
So what happens to all those votes cast by people who got caught up in Klomentum, jumped aboard the Yang Bus, or fell in love with Mayor Pete's vanilla? Well, in short: LOL TOO BAD SUCKERS
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Mon March 02, 2020
(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Klobuchar is out. Wait, she's been married to a man for years and... oh I see
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The death of a right wing conspiracy theorist leads to conspiracy surrounding his death
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
I CAN DRIVE 55 over the limit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yet another Ilhan Omar challenger outlines qualifications which include being a white lady and then crickets
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police searching for suspect find her hiding in a gun safe with a box of knives
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Mon February 24, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Natural food store recalls peanut and almond products for possibly containing peanuts and almonds
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Sun February 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The entrance to a Minneapolis museum has been covered with 2,400 life jackets that refugees once wore"
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Fri February 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
French fries could soon be a "health food." Yes for reals
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison, Attorney General of Minnesota, has never seen a Bernie supporter being unusually mean or rude. Steve Scalise thinks that being shot by one was unusually mean or rude. But that's a matter of opinion
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Warren's debate cred explodes. Vox's response: let's focus on Klobuchar
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Inactive Bulgarian land mine causes parking lot closure at Montana State University"
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Mon February 17, 2020
(KOBI 5)
 
 
 
Idaho wants to become the dumbest shaped state
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Sat February 15, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Steyer and Klobuchar can't name Mexican president during Telemundo interview. Buttigeig: Sosten mi cerveza
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man, R. Kelly is gonna be pissed
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Tue February 11, 2020
(City Pages)
 
 
 
The Law Machine of Minnesota has issued the following decree: "The city of New Prague will retain the same spelling but will now be pronounced Worcestershire"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Bad: Targer misprint shirts combining two rival state schools Stupid: One of them is the Minnesota Gophers, Targer is a Minnesota based company
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pete Buttigieg surges in New Hampshire. New hotness: Amy Klobuchar surges in New Hampshire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mysterious black substance oozing down walls determined to be blood. "That explained the smell"
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Fri February 07, 2020
(City Pages)
 
 
 
As the Minnesota ACLU tries to restore voting rights to felons on probation, a vigilante "election security group" seeks to dismiss the suit. Their argument? Minnesotans can't sue for civil rights
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google releases 'uniquely searched Super Bowl recipes' by state, says Nevada searched for 'potato'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
8-year-old boy pays off lunch debt for entire school by selling key chains. In other news, in 2020 America, an 8-year-old boy has to pay off lunch debt for entire school by selling key chains
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
OBJ says that he has a "good feeling" about where Browns are headed under Kevin Stefanski, will do his best to undermine him
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Mon February 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump leans forward more than usual
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(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
 
 
Minnesota bees visit hives in California for house swarming parties
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Amy Klobuchar has a serious vice president problem
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Fri January 31, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Barely more than 12 hours after lashing out at NFL owners, Richard Sherman gets tapped for 2 different tests for the 2nd week in a row
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Wed January 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vikings fans, raise up your horns and blow to let Valhalla know a Hall of Famer is coming to sup with Odin. SKOL and RIP Chris Doleman
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden/Klobuchar 2020. Book it, done
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Tue January 28, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buddy Hield (#24) honors his idol (#24) by scoring 42 points on 24 shots as his team is the first to win in 8,378 attempts when trailing by 17 or more in the final 3 minutes of the 4th quarter
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Sun January 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Paralyzed hockey player gets a job with the Los Angeles Kings, complete with signing tweet
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