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Sat August 08, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters shares some Pink Floyd deep cuts while solo distancing, reminds us why said cuts were deep
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wayne Fontana no longer bending minds
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's deputy PM politely reminds everyone how stupid Trump is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If things weren't shiatty enough, here's a reminder that the world can still be destroyed in a flash due to all the nuclear weapons and we have a madman at the controls here in the U.S
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Thu August 06, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Placebos prove to be powerful even when people know they're taking one. This also explains the longevity of many marriages
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody: Vaccine to be available around November 3. Wait, nevermind, headline says "Trump says" vaccine will be available. So, well, no change then
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the mood for cookies? Flowers? Why not both?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's your beef? The motor's a factory Honda
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Was this the question that was really on your mind?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix was gonna use a bleating goat for its intro sound. It's the intro sound we both need and deserve
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that if you're relying on Facebook for your voting information, stop. Please, for Democracy's sake, stop
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Please don't deprive us of the Trump-Biden debate spectacle ...we really need the lulz in this 2020 year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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Tue August 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sets new Guinness record for most Rubik's cubes solved underwater in a single breath, then kicks back and waits for the marriage proposals to start pouring in
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump takes a break from suggesting the election should be delayed, and that unacceptable elections should get a do-over, to remind you that he's here for life. But sure, he's still only joking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government of the minority, chosen by a minority, on behalf of a minority, is not what Lincoln had in mind at Gettysburg
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The Goatmobile was an actual thing - not some gag-prop from an 'Our Gang' short film
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers find abstract art evokes a more abstract mindset than representational art. This is particularly true if you have kids with crayons and walls at home
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer's says that while writing her new book retelling Twilight from the vampire's point of view, "getting through every word was a struggle." Much like reading it will be
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
What every 17 year-old criminal mastermind NEEDS: A gem-encrusted rolodex
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Metabolic contstraints limit minds made out of meat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's losing PA because voters just can't hate Biden, never mind that Trump's a moron
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week, Tin Soldier needs help from trans farkers. Also the magic storm continues, Seth and Erik are stuck in the basement, and the radio is reading minds. Again. It's a free web serial by a farker. Check the thread to help out and get some TF
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That high profile Twitter hack? The teen "mastermind" was arrested this morning in Fark's favorite state
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: kids writing "How I spent my summer" essays for their teachers. 2020 hotness: teachers writing their own obituaries for the governor
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Budweiser Zero is alcohol, sugar, and reason for existing-free
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
New Jack the Ripper victim comes forward with 'details' of her slashies after partaking in 'past life regression' trend
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits "expected to lose their freakin' minds when the Queen dies" say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis: "Let's see. What can I do to make this worse? Ahhhh, that's it"
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
3 inmates save the deputy
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Someone gives you a gun, you give them a trumpet. That's the New Orleans way
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Article claims "President Trump's campaign can't get back on track". Subby didn't know clown cars need tracks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Getting to Yes" is the classic text on neotiating strategies taught in most business and law sin the country these days. Mitch McConnell seems to be gathering his notes for writing a sequel "Gettng to No Farking Way, Have You Lost Your Mind?"
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(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to this DailyFail headline, "Britney Spears Demands Attention" just because she's posing with a ton of henna body art and green bikin--what? She actually said "I demand attention"? Never mind
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(Extension 765)
 
 
 
Did you know Steven Soderbergh made a black-and-white cut of Raiders of the Lost Ark that contained no dialogue and only music from Trent Reznor? You do now
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"Firefighters want to remind motorists not to drive with a burning candle in your car"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The I'm too Rich to get Sick or Care Concert took place in the Hamptons this past weekend with The Chainsmokers and an opening DJ Set by the CEO of Goldman Sachs
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
US Navy taking hard look at firefighting. Something about a horse and a barn door comes to mind
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ investigation into whether conditions in Alabama prisons are so bad they violate the 8th Amendment finds that guards routinely beat prisoners and may have murdered at least one. AL AG's response is to tell the feds to mind their own business
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perry Mason meets his destiny defending Emily Dodson. But how is Ennis connected to Charlie's kidnapping and murder? Will Strickland find the answer and unravel the true culprits? Will Della continue to delight? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
It's back-to-back dramatic horror as Lazlo Kreizler uses hypnosis on Sara before trying it on Señora Linares to devastating effect while William Randolph Hearst holds a party. Will the detectives find the kidnapped child? The Alienist, 9 PM ET on TNT
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Reminder: the Russians have been spreading fake news to make us fight among ourselves for a long, looooong time
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's mind bending
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Aluminum foil is the secret to perfect homemade popcorn, mind control defense
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD Chief Terence Monahan provides the latest reminder that "Police Reform doesn't work" by declaring that no DA will charge any cops for violating the newest chokehold ban
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sir, those aren't for swimming in. Or floating in. Or dying in
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Astrobiologist)
 
 
 
In a conclusion reached by pure logic, volcanism is certainly behind growth of hydrogen-rich early atmospheres on both Earth-like and Mars-like planets. Mind melded
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
First time e-mailer, long time viewer. Please have your thyroid checked. The lump on your neck reminds me of mine when I was diagnosed with cancer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Leave it to the NYT to remind you who the real bully is in the Yoho/AOC confrontation
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At least this stark naked 18st uncle's mind was in the right place when he sprinted out of his house and chased after a van driver for "abducting" his niece (NSFWish, with video)
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Thu July 23, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some of Presidet Trump's scandals are complex and entangled. The latest British Open scandal on the other hand is as simple as Donald's mind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is your yearly reminder that the Dole/Kemp 1996 campaign website is still active and waiting for you to contrbute. Bob Dole approves this message. Bob Dole
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
AOC versus Yoho, round two
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Because 2020 continues to be a mindfark, there is a Vanilla Ice biopic in the works starring Dave Franco. Rare Dave Franco trifecta in play
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Craft time at one assisted living home in Austin now includes brewing beer, and giving it away as bingo prizes
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
The SNL cheeseburger skit comes to mind after reading this story from Florida
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(TMZ)
 
Weeners
 
In other news, some random stranger picks out your Mom's birthday present (may not be sfw)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump's Jedi mind tricks aren't working anymore." In other news, someone at the Washington Post thinks Trump would be a Jedi
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Sh*t just got real
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"One senses in Donald Trump no joy, no delight, no laughter. All the emotions that drive him are negative ones. There is something repugnant about Trump, yes, but there is also something quite sad about the man. He is a damaged soul"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
'We are proud to say we are gaining insight into toddlers' awareness of their own uncertainty here at the Werner Herzog Institute for Internal Screaming and Futile Diapers, and that terrifies us as much as them'
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yoga is ideal for college students who like to hit the bong before going to class
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(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Great Sino-Aussie War is one step closer to a knife measuring contest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that corporate tax breaks are good, but money actually going to people is bad
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Using techniques from astrophysics, researchers can forecast trouble for Libras up to ten weeks ahead. Huh? Oh. Sorry. Nevermind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard is an unrepentant idiot, and a living reminder of why America cannot have nice things. Like basketball
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Chris Wallace can be classified as a disaster
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Is E.B. truly dead? Or did Della arrive in time to save the day? Who will defend Emily despite the clear-cut guilt? Will it be the turning point in Perry's life? The drama continues in Perry Mason, 9PM ET on HBO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take convicted felon Roger Stone to call a black radio host a racial slur, wonder no longer
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to survive an attack by an adult or baby shark DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Ikea has begun assembling plant-based meatballs
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thinking an SUV is the same as an actual 4WD then hitting the mud flats with road tyres is a good way to get some exercise hiking 60kms to civilisation
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Which one of these does not belong: Jeep Wrangler, Ford Bronco, Chevrolet Blazer
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not just you, other former conspiracy theorists have spilled their brains about what changed their minds
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kayaker: "I thought I heard a fish splash to my left." Narrator: "It wasn't a fish"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's long been known exercise is good for your head as well as your body. How? Let's just say you should buy your liver a drink
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Losing any good will, people in Matt Damon's new Brooklyn Heights neighborhood wouldn't mind sending him back to Mars after he closes off the entire block to move in
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Trump is still working to kill the US Postal Service ahead of an election that will be significantly decided by absentee voting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID-19 exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Not only does the headline question have the rare yes answer, it's also the longest self pwn in PolTab
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans move much of convention to outdoors. Not because of the COVID-19 hoax mind you, but so delegates can enjoy the late August weather in Jacksonville
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(BET)
 
 
 
Not wanting the world to remember her for just stock cheating, Sen. Kelly Loeffler reminds the world that she is also a world-class racist who owns an WNBA team
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A hopeful reminder that previous pandemics have produced great cultural flowerings and intellectual awakenings in human history, like the Renaissance. Although the way things are now, it'll probably be more of a Dumbaissance instead. Dumbassonce?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Europe should know a thing or two about hubris, and Coronavirus is ready for a reminder
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson told to "tear up" the Brexit agreement made by a competent politician (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
TikTok Hype House's Thomas Petrou says he will migrate if U.S bans app. Subby doesn't know words now
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Sun July 12, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A message maybe for all of us just to relax, courtesy of Zed
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's not cognitive dissonance if you're absolutely certain you're right
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie
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Sat July 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis, whose state has become one of the world's largest coronavirus hotspots averaging 10,000+ new cases a day, offers his thoughtful, nuanced rebuttal to Dr, Fauci's criticism that the state re-opened too quickly: "Nuh-uh"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So... what is the relationship between Ann Coulter and Kris Kobach? Because that seems to be the nidus of her new-found hatred of McConnell. Curious minds and all that
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Whip out your wallet: Devo selling energy dome face shield
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs believes the Deep State has gotten to the republican members of the Supreme Court
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reminder: The NeverTrumpers of the Lincoln Project are just as racist as Trump is
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(A Little)
 
 
 
I bet you couldn't get 400 mph out of a Ford Focus, even on Italian roads
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh for f*ck's sake, Elon Musk wants to make us all Borg (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to rethink his endorsement of Kanye West for President after being reminded West is an anti-vaxxer and anti-abortion. Tag for the fact that stories about Kanye West go to the Politics tab now
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Dealer markups of $10K seen on the Toyota RAV4 Prime, a performance plug-in hybrid limited to 5000 units this model year. And car dealers wonder why they're so reviled
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Reason 4: You might not live to see 63 anyhow
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Wed July 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Four games of fabulous footy today from the EPL. Champions of England Liverpool continue their pursuit of Man City's records. Man City pursues a bounceback win. Wolves pursue a Champions League place. West Ham pursues a ham sandwich. Games @ 1pm ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has lost his mind like Ronald Reagan did, he thinks Trump's Mt. Rushmore address may have been his most important yet. Almost Reaganesque
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The internet is dragging Tiffany Haddish over her haircut. It can't be that bad, can ... oh dear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta be some kind of special epic stupid to go to a Black Lives Matter protest and yell, "White lives are better." Oh, and you also are now fired from your job
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Soft handed fast food fortune heir and country club regular Tucker Carlson doubles down and calls decorated combat veteran a coward
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Totally stable and not off his meds presidential candidate Kayne West building a 52,000 square foot house in Wyoming for his family of 6
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Page Six)
 
Weeners
 
Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Terry Francona: "Even at my age, you don't want to be too old to learn or to realize that maybe I've been ignorant of some things, and to be ashamed of it, and to try to be better"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only way to explain Trump's "sense of humor" is to assume that he's doing a long-form performance art piece like Andy Kaufman. Mind blow
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Sun July 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A historic occasion, not so much a good one mind you. Lincoln Project ad bites can be nasty
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Trump reminds us how the Vietnam War was won during operation Desert Storm and subby is more and more convinced that at some point lately two parallel universes must have collided
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's time for your annual reminder that meat isn't really in hot dogs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Disney's Hamilton is stark reminder of how far we have fallen as a nation in 4 years. All the power, optimism, hope, and faith in the future of this country... shattered. Rise UP
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians considering name change to be less offensive. So get your tickets now for the Ohio Indians
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, Bill Gates does this for 10 minutes 3 times a week, which means you should too. Surprisingly, it's not diving into a vault full of gold and treasure
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, Bill Gates does this for 10 minutes 3 times a week, which means you should too. Surprisingly, it's not diving into a vault full of gold and treasure
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
This July 4th, Minnesota would like to remind you that it's illegal to buy, own, light, look at, or think about any fireworks more fun than a sparkler. Wisconsin would like you to remind you that the good stuff is just across the border
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Fri July 03, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, The hottest spot north of Akron. At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, Face shields and passion were always the fashion, at the Covid...don't lose your lungs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio, Nevada, Arizona, Nebraska, Georgia, Iowa, Utah, Arkansas, Texas
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Communications boss at Boeing to Golightly away after writing sexist article about women in the military. Difficulty: 33 years ago
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats finally discover four years too late that just airing ads of Trump saying stupid sh*t changes voters' minds the most
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Today in politicians losing their minds, Nebraska Democratic Senate candidate Chris Janicek goes full bananapants. Congratulations on your re-election, Mr. Ben Sasse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, Trump gets a completely impartial endorsement from liberal mastermind Brad Parscale
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To Pokemon fans this looks like the perfect Pokemon-themed engagement ring, while at the same time, everybody else who actually has a life will see something entirely different
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Montana Senator is against DC statehood because "real people" don't live in DC. Never mind that almost as many people live in DC as the whole state of Montana
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Ozark avoids the dreaded Netflix three season curse by getting renewed for a 14 episode final season
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
No one is talking about the best sci-fi show on Netflix, except us from the future and past I guess
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The latest edition of 'Take Down That Confederate Participation Trophy in the Middle of the Night' brought to you by the mayor of Conyers, Georgia
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"Are you TRYING to be stupid?" No, it's effortless
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Tue June 30, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the pandemic is but a distant memory, our homes will be bigger, have more outdoor social spaces, and tiny quarantine rooms in the attic next to the fire stairs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some say our greatest invention was the invention of invention. However, I'd argue it is the invention of the invention of the invention of invention
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What happened to John Roberts, lament conservatives, he used to be cool now he's like bogus
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
#12 will blow your mind
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump to Black people 'you need to be reminded that you were slaves'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thank god we have a president willing to discuss whether he was put here by god
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Discussing race is uncomfortable. Change my mind
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Sat June 27, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Div II Morehouse College will not be playing more football in 2020
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Georgia governor signs landmark hate crimes bill into law. Landmarks? If only they cared about blacks and gays like bronze .... What? .... Oh.... Never mind
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Theorists calculate upper limit for possible quantization of time yet still can't wrap their minds around this thing called love
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Science tries to unravel the psychological benefits of prayer, and then will put that information on the shelf next to the benefits of meditation, chanting and placebos
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And it's a bright blue recurring reminder for all of us, every day, that we're capable of choosing not to be assholes
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Thu June 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 22 years in the NBA, Vince Carter realizes he is almost old enough to be in that stay away from coronavirus age range and retires
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Daily reminder that Gym Jordan is a colossal dick
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is ravaging the world, Trump is completely losing his mind, and riots are still happening nightly, but at least Billie Eilish is doing her part...I think
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can run but it won't matter, the 2020 NYC Marathon has been canceled
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Don't believe your eyes
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Don't believe your eyes
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you are wondering whether Adam Schiff minds that somebody intervened to give Roger Stone a light sentence after being convicted for lying to Schiff's committee: He does
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A quick reminder that masks are now mandatory in Maricopa County and punishable by a fine. A quick look at the people lining up to hear the President speak later today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Kobe Bryant helicopter crash was simply the latest tragic incident in a decades-old aviation problem: Too many pilots, when confronted with bad weather, say "I got this" instead of "I gotta land"
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
This is what men should wear, according to some lunatic
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So, who lifted travel restrictions so Nigel Farage could attend a Trump rally, anyway? Inquiring minds, and the US House, want to know
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Mon June 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders and Joe Biden are trying to remind voters that their party retains the unsurpassed ability to lose despite holding every advantage, so avoid overconfidence because Dem's can always find the needle of failure in a landslide haystack
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder's first teaser for his Justice League cut reminds us the film can get worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Knock. "Abracadabra!" ::Swoosh::
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The NYPD chokehold ban is going as assumed it would in less than a week
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in case white people need a reminder: Everything is racist. Including the ice cream truck song
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coughchella 2020 is here! Trump promotes Volksgerminderp, live from Tulsa. 8pm ET start
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's nothing cuter than pics of dogs and their woobies. Post your pics to the right
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news : App rejected from app store. Fark : in the rejection email you're reminded you aren't fleecing users enough for the privilege of being in the walled garden
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Hi, Jack", 2020 edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because its summery stormy weather season, here is your nice loud reminder that lightning will fark you right up and does not care one bit about the rules
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
Now seems like a good time to remind people that The Oatmeal has a plan to replace Columbus Day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Keep in mind the source for all this is a Cap'n Crunch look-alike who refused to testify when it could have mattered, but, Bolton claims Trump enthusiastically endorsed China's plans to build concentration camps to house millions of Uighur Muslims
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Susan Collins wants to be a "centrist" again, says she opposes the elevation of Judge Justin Walker, a former Kavanaugh Clerk and McConnell protege. to the DC Appeals Ct. Mind you, she voted yes, in October, to make him a judge in the first place
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
The cast of Firefly, gender swapped Zoë looks like Prince
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House now on the fence about military bases being named after traitorous losers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mind over matter? When it comes to limpets, it's mucus over muscles
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rep Illhan Omar has announced her father has died from the Coronavirus. No joke, no snark, just a reminder that the virus is STILL out there, still killing people, and that you farkers need to stay safe, wear a mask and keep washing your hands
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you go for the King of all media you best not miss, Half-Scoop
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The King of Staten Island" has abdicated theaters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"There is no doubt in my mind that my paper was denied government approval because it had to do with efforts to mitigate climate change." It seems lower level apparatchiks are taking their cues from Donnie's stooges these days
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Speed of light is as fast as anything can go, but it's really, really slow
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For once, the Cleveland Browns will take the lead in the NFL
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
How cute is that doggie in the mirror, the one with the waggly tail?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Would you expect anything less from America's 6'8", 185-lb. president with his gloriously massive hands and ability to evaporate viruses with his mind?
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
'Mindless' vandalism in Liverpool on Penny Lane (made famous by Beatles song) as street signs sprayed over for being racist. Something about some guy charging a penny to cross a toll bridge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for a relationship as strong as an Arby's bag"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Republican reminded nowadays "colored" should only refer to children's artwork
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Fans expose plot hole in Snowpiercer...- plot hole? You're on a damn snow train in the future (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In this story's defence, it starts with a dairy-based low-speed non-collision and a poop-flinging incident before becoming horrifically brutal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Untapped Cities)
 
 
 
Owners of Manhattan's oldest record store take their pieces of vinyl and go home
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farcebook removes a The Cure meme after two months on the grounds it could be harmful, lead to Disintegration
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how their co-worker said that Chauvin and Floyd butted heads? Well, about that
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford shiat-talking Jeep ahead of its new Bronco roll-out. But let's unpack this
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
...and now, for something to take your mind off your troubles, drone footage of sea turtles at the Great Barrier Reef
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're #11. Which sounds bad until you realize it's like being #1, but twice
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Former UFC champion Henry Cejudo attempting to earn fastest unretirement honor
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hope for the class of 2020 courtesy of a real president, who reminds the leaders of the future "You don't have to accept the world as it is"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What did we tell you? Don't go to house parties on the Jersey Shore. What did you do? Go to a house party on the Jersey Shore. Enjoy your coronavirus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's having a COVID second wave already? Iran. The reason? People don't wear masks or do social distancing and opened because ''of the economy''... that reminds you of anywhere? No? Me neither
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mind you, these are the same people who claim Trump is a stable genius
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some amazing SFX to make your day better
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Thirty-one states mandate front license plates. Let's see how many states enforce that when these luxury cars just thumb their noses
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Fri June 05, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: Epic Games boss confirms Unreal Engine 5 will NOT work on Commodore 64
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As hurricane season is upon us again, a reminder: if you see this man, run
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson says Cleveland is perceived as 'butthole of the world'
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's former Chief of Staff John Kelly says Trump has lost his memory and his mind
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder that the President of the United States is suffering from Alzheimer's
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"We signed Mike Glennon"
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(Prevention)
 
 
 
How to eat responsibly at Taco Bell according to dietitians, who provide 11 vegan options to protect the heart while clearing the colon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Quibi cutting execs' salaries, will be circling the drain soon enough
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Louisville lifting its curfew after mayor realizes that tear gassing peaceful protestors doesn't win hearts and minds. Fraternal Order of Police inconsolable
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl plays every part of a Rage Against the Machine song to raise money for Black Lives Matter
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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(do it)
 
 
 
Reminder: Facebook is not your friend. Here's how to delete it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House expresses full confidence in defense chief Esper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper says he's not in favor of the use of the insurrection act. He didn't do anything to stop it, mind, but he's totally against it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank mind
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(Here's Johnny)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson once spent three months naked in order to prepare for a new role, freaking out most of his cast-mates in "The Departed"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Awesome dude builds his girlfriend's rescue dog his first ever yard. A shame he left the place all dusty
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Barbie accidentally tells the truth: ""A national Oval Office address is not going to stop antifa,". Which is true, but mostly because "Antifa" is an almost entirely imaginary construct that exists in the minds of Trump supporters
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Boss names Josef Stalin a past "Employee of the Month." For several months. Joke? Political commentary? Too many quarantinis?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Her Majesty figures you Americans could use a reminder of what the front end of a horse looks like
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
It's a 2020 Saturday night, the world's on fire, we're all worried, so here's some exquisitely detailed beautiful cut paper sculptures of animals to take your mind off things, if just for a minute
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
In an effort to take your mind off everything else happening in the world today, here's a two year old article about a concert that happened 27 years ago by a band that ended six months later with the death of their lead singer/guitarist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I see your tennis racket wielder and your leaf blower mastermind and raise you a straight on bad ass kick shot artist
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Black Republican Senate candidate believes Trump's comment about "shiathole countries" was racist, but still supports him 2000%. "We've had our minds twisted to believe that speaking out is tantamount to fixing things"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NY Giants defensive lineman's coach Sean Spicer described as "a little bit of a psychopath...in a positive way." What's Sean Spicer doing coaching for the Giants? He is ... who? ... Sean Spencer? .... Ooooh .... Never mind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Queen has apparently "banned" Monopoly from being played at home because "it gets too vicious"
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
I'm sure labor and management can resolve this easily
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Otherwise pedestrian Mediate clickbait piece notable only for the massively-arrayed derp of the comments, which - like mindless clockwork - hit every single one of the right wing talking points. Check out "johnfored" (nice bot name) and "his" list
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
McMansion's basement is a whole town with classic cars parked along its streets
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This awesome dad is a shoo-in for Father of the Year
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan crashed a real 747 for Tenet, because it was cheaper than CG. Innocent bystanders were actually killed as well, because it was cheaper than CG
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeye's adding spicy buffalo ranch tenders to menu. Wanna fight about it?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers of Criminal Minds being sued by California for having sex discrimination minds
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(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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Mon May 25, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: MVP takes the "VIP Lounge" to Claymore Country. Charlotte vs Nia vs Nattie for the #1 contender to face Asuka and Andrade defends the U.S. title vs Apollo Crews. Plus how will Seth newest follower fare? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
50,000 GOP volunteers in 15 states will watch polling places "to challenge people they believe are not eligible to vote". Papers, please
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Narcos: Paw Patrol arrives on Netflix (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House says no matter if it's with or without consent, Donald Trump is going to grab Baltimore by the monument on Memorial Day either way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One of the first people fired by the current Republican administration reminds us why he got fired
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold the trailer for Christopher Nolan's latest mindfark TENET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a time where Hollywood is full of sell-outs and greed, we have John Kra..... oh wait.. nevermind
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 times adults soiled themselves and lived to tell the tale
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Last year the Chiefs finally claimed the Lamar Hunt trophy, and of course the Lombardi trophy. This year they will try to reclaim the Preston Road trophy
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Add more whiskey, duh
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear America, I'm a billionaire who has lost $7.6B because of Covid-19. For my sake, can you please get outside and die a bit so we can have herd immunity and I can get my money back? Love, Your Friend
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you that the sex offender registry is not for vigilante justice
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
New president of the NFLPA reminds us that players aren't 'invincible robots,' except for Cleatus, who everyone just accepts as part of every Sunday's NFC package
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Next up in stupid social distancing experiments - the Road Rave
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
GenCon cancelled for the first time in 50 years
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In these trying times, Alaska Rep Ben Hunter (not a white supremacist) is here to remind us that Hitler was misunderstood
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Doordash charges $16 for a $24 pizza, so the pizzeria bought its own pizzas and made money
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kaitlin Collins, after being taunted by Trump for being a "faker," rebukes Dolt45 by reminding him 90,000 Americans are dead from Coronavirus
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Umm... You fellas have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could the Mountain come to the NFL?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Devo are giving fans a choice: get COVID-19, or look like a Lego man from the '80s. Not sure which is worse?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dr. Trump says virus will just go away because I'm both crossing my fingers and wishing on a star. That's what I learned when I got my medical degree at Trump University
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hungary's Victor Orban promises to give up emergency powers 'soon,' while holding not one but four fingers to the corner of his mouth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Official guidance suggests those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier than figuring out who to marry in Stardew Valley it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Epic has GTA V free until May 21st. Claim it now and keep it forever. Their servers are getting hit hard so keep trying. Side note: favourite beat-em-ups?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Go get em, Joe
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know your gramgram in the nursing home is going to die alone this summer but the Trump campaign would like to remind you that Joe Biden is old and weird looking
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watching a master who really takes the time to perfect their art is mind-blowing
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Stony Brook University Hospital workers hold virtual happy hour via Zoom. Gets crashed by Alex Rodriguez. No word if J-Lo walked out of bathroom during call
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you put your phone face-down? When did you start cheating on your partner?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Blank-check company files for $200 million IPO, says it will use the funds to buy something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I'm sure Mitch is aware that a grown ass black man who happens to be a former president has agency to speak his mind on how his successor is managing this crisis, especially since his successor has yet to keep 'his mouth shut' about him.'"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Can we really tell male and female dinosaurs apart, and is that being homind-judgemental?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Barker's reminder to have your pets spayed or neutered was only the beginning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to cope and function if Coronavirus has turned your brain to lockdown mush
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to cope and function if Coronavirus has turned your brain to lockdown mush
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that the Supreme Court will hear Trump's tax return case today. Not that any of it matters
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just learned if he and Pence become incapacitated Nancy Pelosi would be acting president and he's scared. Also Cold Case should investigate Scarborough, not sure if he means a TV show or actual police
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Reminder: "The Last Dance" presents Michael Jordan as Michael Jordan wants to be presented
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
On the difference between safety and comfort (and why taking risks only makes sense when it's collectively beneficial)
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
It's time to consider a universal basic income. Change my mind
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Teen makes the right move in Albuquerque
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(Decider)
 
 
 
While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For the last time, DO NOT APOLOGIZE OR RECONNECT WITH YOUR EX DURING THE PANDEMIC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remind me again how much of our tax dollars are being used to pay her salary?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
It's blink-one hundred and eighty-two and there's nothing that Travis Barker can do to change our minds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The live fast and die young generation changed their mind
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Does a pandemic cause PTSD in frontline health care workers? Inquiring minds want to know
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trump: I thought coronavirus mortality rate was 'about filling up Yankee Stadium with death.' Narrator: Not only is Yankee Stadium already full but Citi Field is halfway there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump, don't argue with a man who buys copies of The Thorn Birds by the barrel
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Should these parents be mocked for naming their kids after their favorite band members? Maybe
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Quarantine and closed restaurants leads to a lot of leftovers. What are your favorite recipes for cleaning out the fridge? What's your favorite refrigerator velcro for making old food new again?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
What is the strangest work-related question you've been asked?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Everyone has a twin. This photographer found 30 sets of people who look identical to each other yet aren't blood-related. FB denies all responsibility
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Since Sec. of State Pompeo now says the best experts say China intentionally created the virus, let's remind everyone that on February 28 he refused to deny that COVID-19 was an outright hoax. Here comes the transcript
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Doctor don't preach, I won't hear a peep; people don't preach, I ain't losing sleep; 'cause I made up my mind, I'm keeping my b-day
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper again quizzes Larry Kudlow on just how Trump contained the Coronavirus in February
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Right on, Smart Self-aware Person, right on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci compares US to Humpty Dumpty
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to divulge how much you wanted an Aston Martin, and how much Aston Martin reneged
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Taurus? Don't bother with your florist. Here's a stress-baking recipe for every sign of the zodiac. Geminis, however, can still expect the unex
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Sun May 03, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Eve is trying to have a happy birthday but Villanelle is getting a present. Will Konstantin find himself subordinate to the vicious vengeful Villanelle? Will the two women meet anytime before the season's end? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
This is what drones were invented for
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi governor: Oops. My bad. Who knew?
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Free chocolate, free beer, free wildlife, and free museum tours are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 12-18 BBQ edition
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In this unprecedented time, Alex Jones reminds us there is something you need to seriously consider. Could you eat your neighbors?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
'Hipster'Jake Gyllenhaal goes further out of his mind, now becomes a lockdown sourdough bore
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business
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(IGN)
 
 
 
In today's you'll be in your bunk news, Anne Hathaway showed up for her audition to play Catwoman dressed as Harley Quinn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to lead to arguments than playing multiplayer FPS on Xbox Live it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Amnesia & Crashlands free at Epic. Total War Shogun 2 is free at Steam also. What have you been playing this week? Tell us inside. :)
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana Office of Tourism would like to remind everyone that now isn't the best time to visit. Really?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
While the "I'm a vector" folks hold their demonstrations and GOP governors try to curry favor with Trump by spreading disease this is a reminder that virtually every poll indicates that the stay at home orders are extremely popular
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A study of nearly 350 published psychological experiments finds almost half were just mind games
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is satire right? Please be satire. I really can't tell anymore, but then my Noble prize was revoked before I had my covfefe and hamberders so my mind is not in stable genius mode
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(KHQA Quincy)
 
 
 
Not news: Governor of Illinois issues "stay-at-home" order. News: Is questioned about someone notable violating it. Fark: It's his wife, gone to Florida. Double Fark: Tells reporters to mind their business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
72-year-old UK man has completed a solo trans-Atlantic rowing trip in 9