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Sun October 24, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If juicy, delicious, store-bought rotisserie chicken is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
The dark side of ramen? Critics and nerds who slam your restaurant on social media and personally roast you for not meeting their high standards for ramen
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ohio senate hopeful uses his official Twitter account to remind you to buy Bitcoin
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Subby sounds dumb, and stuff
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
But why do we need to learn how to use a phone with just one hand? Oh wait... um... nevermind
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Thu October 21, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He's in a world of his own. He'd like the time to play with his mind. He'd like the time to go. He sees the things that pass him by and the things that he never owned. So he lives in a world of his own. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, the Battle of Ball's Bluff took place, earning a place in the list of great defeats in history and serving as an important reminder of why you never bluff with certain body parts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A reminder: Opposition to critical race theory in schools where it isn't taught is just racism masquerading as parental concern
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In what is a SciFi mashup, Emperor Palpatine doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
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Wed October 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alibaba's Jack Ma magically reappears in Europe and suddenly Chinese stocks are moving up again
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evidentially people are still going to The Ark Encounter, as September saw a rise in ticket sales, covid
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Tue October 19, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The only thing better than having a mixed bean salad for breakfast is pretty much anything else
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki has to remind Peter Doocy that over 700,000 Americans have died from COVID
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(pwned)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers briefly becomes owner of Bears on Wikipedia
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Order off the menu at Burger King
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This year's National Hide and Seek Tournament Southeast Regional winner hails from Alabama
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Mon October 18, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy answers a question nobody ever thought to ask. Namely, can you use a 3650 PSI pressure washer to carve pumpkins? The answer is sorta, as long as you don't mind covering yourself and half the neighborhood with orange slop and seeds
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How does your brain function with all that noise?
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Sat October 16, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman couldn't believe $300 bid for $350 figurine was rejected. Four months later, she's still taunting the seller
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Waffle House waitress pulls gun on man after he asked for cheese on his eggs. Waffle House: "We have received a customer complaint and have launched an investigation"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Waffle House waitress pulls gun on man after he asked for cheese on his eggs. Waffle House: "We have received a customer complaint and have launched an investigation"
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Estate of Sherwood Schwartz won't let James Gunn and Charlie Kaufman make the cannibal version of Gilligan's Island this world so desperately needs
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Thu October 14, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pop-out cigarette lighters, for one
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity has lost his ever-loving mind. Again
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Shatner isn't the first member of Starfleet to reach space
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Data shows a new Multiple Sclerosis drug raises the effective level of COVID-19 vaccines to virtually 100%. And at just over $2000 per dose, it's a potential cash cow. Er, I mean, Long-term patient-centric prophylaxis to give you peace of mind
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder - Dan Snyder sucks. Tag is for the NFL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lily Aldrin rented out her house to film the final season of This Is Us, because it's getting bad, guys, and mama needs her sugar
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MSNBC's Brian Williams taunts OAN with tinfoil hat joke, reminder that he was the first man to walk on the moon
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(Radio Ink)
 
 
 
Radio company: "You have until Oct. 11 to get vaccinated." Radio people: "But but but we're stars, we can't be told what to do." Radio company: "CYA, losers"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
First take and unrehearsed. Fred Astaire called the scene "the greatest dancing he had ever seen on film." Prepare for jaw to begin dropping at about 1:35
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
WTF: Idaho high school adopts a wolf pack back in 2003, then this year Ag Dept. sends agents in to kill a new litter of eight pups. Way to win the hearts and minds of young nature loving Idahoans
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Star Citizen developer shows off their vapour
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congressional investigators are beginning to wonder whether the whole coup attempt was masterminded by someone other than Donald Trump, given that no one can use "mastermind" in the same sentence as Donald Trump while keeping a straight face
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
More often than subby will EVER admit to
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Only with the proper ratio of sonic crystals, powdered unicorn farts, and leprechaun smiles
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Issa Rae recalls early advice on writing: "Girl, if you want this sh*t to set off to the next level, you got to put a White character in there, then White people will care about it, then NPR is going to write about your sh*t, and it'll blow up"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer's wife speaks out about her husband's abhorrent behavior, setting herself as a shining example for women everywhere who are standing up to -- no, never mind, she basically excused everything because we're all sinners
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Final Dune trailer has sandworms, reminds nerds to see it so the second half gets made
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tennis great Andy Murray gets his wedding ring stolen, asks the interwebs for help in finding it. Oh, and pleaaaaase don't tell the missus what's happened
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Death Cult lieutenant demands national sacrifice for his god
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With Bond and Bond girls on his mind, playwright Sir David Hare criticizes films that star old men snogging women 15 to 30 years their junior, doesn't exempt his own work. "It's so wrong and so typically male"
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Definitely not a streetlight seen floating above Chicago (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the stock market isn't going to crash in October. Maybe. We hope. I mean, sure, it could crash, I guess anything's possible. I mean, what's the line between "could" and "will?" So, OK, it'll crash. It's gonna crash. Feel better?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Great. Now I REALLY have to go pee
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Edinburgh Live)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Try to make sense of this article while keeping in mind that a key term is "outdoor swimming pool"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Third Oath Keeper doesn't
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Wiggins: I refuse on principle to get vaccinated. NBA: OK, you have to skip at least half your games and lose $15M. Andrew: I see what you did there
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Man attempts to swim across the Mississippi River, actually makes it to the other side. Just not in the condition he probably had in mind
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Mon October 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ozy media refuses to get on the cart which is, kinda metal \m/
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl may remake 'Nevermind.' Oh wait, just the cover
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Reboots Keep Fallin' on My Head
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeting of the minds
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Fri October 01, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Go home, Mike Shannon, you're drunk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"This man invented the OPTICAL MOUSE, surely HE can find a cure for this Covid plague that has baffled the greatest minds of medical science" said no one eve- uh, make that: a shockingly high number of charitable foundations and Silicon Valley moguls
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(Longform)
 
 
 
In honor of Disney World turning 50 today, here's an old story about dads smoking weed in the Happiest Place on Earth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This cancer survivor has had enough of your toxic positivity. So say we all
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
We may have found the cause of Alzheimers, but more importantly we may have found the cause of Alzheimers
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott: Are you not entertained? Well, here's a Gladiator sequel for you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amateur golfer defies 67,000,000 to 1 odds with 2 holes-in-one in a single round. Checks notes.....golfer is only 11 years old
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Thu September 30, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter co-founder Melina Abdullah target of third "swatting" attempt, and second this week. Remind me again, which police department did Jack Traven work for in the movie "Speed"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A 96-year-old German woman facing charges of abetting Nazi war crimes has gone on the run ahead of her trial. The fact that authorities haven't yet caught her brings to mind that Simpsons episode with the jet fighters trying to chase the biplane
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba is tired of COVID hogging all the attention, would like to remind you there are still LOTS of other afflictions threatening to kill your children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder for those who say January 6 was just peaceful protesters
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Children do not understand concept of others having false beliefs until age six or seven, and as the last five years have shown, some NEVER do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's a miracle I landed on my feet. If that was any other person, they would have gone out on a stretcher. As soon as I landed that vault, I went and told my coach: 'I cannot continue.' "
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'll never view world maps to same after looking at these
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Sir Alex Ferguson names his biggest transfer regret at Man United
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Have a loyal, patient, and understanding clientele? Still open and paying your bills? Free pie?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No, the US government won't send you unsolicited texts about stimulus payments, but a guy from Nigeria might send you them asking to give money to make money
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant ice cats?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved and the country running as smooth as ever, Donald Trump once called his press secretary from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped like a toadstool. Alrighty, then
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not Les Cousins Dangereux, but life imitates Arrested Development: Catholic group helps promote Lesbian Nun film
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Rare unicorn sighted: An honest unvaccinated person as he states, "We weren't thinking about other people"
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Mon September 27, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
There was no doubt in my mind that this flake would not be vaccinated
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Companies all over America are falling over themselves to tout their commitment to employees' "self care," which makes total sense when you compare the cost of that to the cost of actually, you know, caring about them with better wages and benefits
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Sun September 26, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Ack, good grief
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder from Newsmax: you're surrounded by liberal Democrats attacking America
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC attempts to rid the 5 boroughs of all Republicans, will begin fining people $50 for going maskless on mass transit
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Yeah, whatever, Nevermind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lake Superior beach named #3 skinny dipping spot in the US, #31 in the world. At least you really will be able to blame it on shrinkage
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Jesus returned yet? Because you haven't given evangelical pastors enough money
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A neuroscientist came up with 10 proofs of the existence of god. Aside from the fact that none are actually proofs, it does shed light on the mind of a kook
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
With Nevermind, Ten, Loveless, and The Black Album turning thirty this year, a look back at some of the less-remembered but also-worthy rock albums released in 1991
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(Narcity)
 
 
 
Just a reminder to Canadians that Doug Ford's family sit on school boards and city councils across the GTA
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be great grandson of Stooge's Moe decides that he oughta fake emails to sue Hollywood producers for sexual abuse. Soitenly, he'll now be charged with perjury. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just minding your own business, trying to do some terrorism, and a beaten police officer's badge and radio "accidentally" end up in your possession?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
This would have been much more useful A YEAR AND A HALF AGO
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Slashfilm tries to explain the ending of Lost, seemingly unmindful of the fact that it was total horseshiate they were making up as they went along
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Wed September 22, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: "An alligator-wrestling surgeon from Woodhaven was convicted following a jury trial and after being accused of masterminding a more than $100 million health care fraud scheme - one of the largest in U.S. history"
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
After exhaustive investigation, police find the criminal mastermind who "hid" a car full of bodies in a cornfield. It helped that the suspect left his driver's license behind
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says employees who leak memos do not belong at Apple, according to leaked memo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moment an angry bison hurls a rival through the air somehow reminds me of Moe and Calvin
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Tue September 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
...when you're going through all the crap you have stored in your attic and find two letters written to you by the Unabomber
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Good parenting is getting a vampire to serenade your child into proper oral hygiene
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Force is strong with George Lucas's ex-wife
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Still a Mount Prospect, Illinois 1974 Dodge Monaco. Hit it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Our island is open for tourists. Don't mind the spewing lava
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(The Root)
 
 
 
2021 Emmy's commitment to diversity shines through in acting category wins. Never mind
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson knows how to blow your mind
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher: Help, the Biden Administration is persecuting us. Middle East Christians: biatch, please
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Replace "Vaccine" with "Seat Belt" and rewind to the 1980s, and hear how goddamn pig-headed ignorant people sounded back then. At least if you didn't belt up, you were likely to only kill yourself, and not a half-dozen family members you sneezed on
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, "IT'S PROTECTING YOU JACKHOLE, NOW MIND YOUR OWN FU***NG BUSINESS YOU SELFISH, UNVACCINATED PLAGUE RAT ASSH***" is not the preferred response to, "Why are you wearing a mask?" I guess that's half the battle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Whitest paint in the world can help stop climate change. Marco Rubio seen lathering in it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Is it... Nibiru?
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Metallica plays unannounced set at 500-person venue in SF, followed by a run to Union Square to find the Bargains. Imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute savings
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Thu September 16, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man catches world record white catfish, but it may not be certified because it was delicious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"GET OFF YOUR PHONE Your child is happy to see you Are you happy to see your child?" At least, that's what I think it said...hang on, lemme answer this text, and check my email, then see how many views my TikTok video has
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"GET OFF YOUR PHONE Your child is happy to see you Are you happy to see your child?" At least, that's what I think it said...hang on, lemme answer this text, and check my email, then see how many views my TikTok video has
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Please say a little prayer for me, the guy who's trying to kill your kids"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Well, he's not wrong
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Driverless vehicle crashed into a home, caused large damage. "Ctrl F" for Tesla finds 0 hits in the article
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Daily Wire reminds us that Barack Obama destroyed rock 'n roll
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Getting a Mississippi state driver's license? There may be math, but no road test
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Wed September 15, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
From there he had moved on to his greatest upsight of all, which was that these two observations were themselves both shadows cast into his mind by the same greater, unifying idea found in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Nanoworms" to kill covid? Well that's going to blow a few "minds"
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj & Meghan McCain in Twitter War over Chinese vaccines & Nicki's Caribbean cuzzos with elephantine testicles resulting in broken engagements
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Highlights from the Met Gala are another reminder that a common symptom of COVID is the loss of taste
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is here to remind you that you, you, you, oughta know she was a victim of statutory rape and that the kind of guys that would have sex with 15 year old girls should CUT IT OUT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's getting so that you can't throw a fraudulent ballot without hitting a Democrat who wants to be called "Progressive" now. Not that they actually want to *be* Progressive, mind you. They just want you to call them that
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Sun September 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Covidiot shocked, shocked I tell you, that he can be fired for cause for refusing to comply with company policy after refusing to get vaccinated
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Heathline)
 
 
 
And now is the time on Fark when we get high
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
WELP. Chef John has gone and lost his damn mind
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
T. Rex liked to bite. Yes, your mind is in the correct paleogutter for once
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Fri September 10, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Remember that flippant Fark headline from a couple days ago about Matrix 4 and forgetting the prior sequels? Turns out that's pretty accurate
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
How bad are these kids that their parents want to kill them so badly?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to add more grenadine to your cocktails you're cleared for landing
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Thu September 09, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
TJ Watt signs record deal. Can't wait for the album
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dammit Target, quit giving me excuses to buy more plants
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Can we handle the truth? Jack Nicholson, not seen publically since January 2020, rumored to be suffering from Dementia. Or he's just chillin', away from the plague. It's definitely one or the other
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Time to switch to nectarine emojis
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
We've got a Tropical Storm Mindy now. Projected path has it going east over the Florida panhandle and into the Atlantic. Stay safe, farkers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law moved into our rental home years ago and made $60,000 in upgrades. We now want to sell. Should we repay her?"
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Oh, rats
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,"
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(Skeptoid)
 
 
 
It was cruise missiles, the planes were holograms, it was all an inside job by the Jews. The truthers get their annual reminder to send money to the brave people just asking questions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to have an idea on the risk of COVID to vaccinated people? Why not compare it to riding in a vehicle? No word on how many Rhode Islands that is however
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It so happens that your friend here was only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple to release its latest electronic heroin this month
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
One could ask if your religious belief isn't bordering on OCD, is it really a belief?
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
One could ask if your religious belief isn't bordering on OCD, is it really a belief?
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
If you want to better yourself, you have to be in the right place, in the right frame of mind, and in the right relationship with gumbo
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Mon September 06, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Here's a classic to remind everyone what Labor Day used to be about
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Sat September 04, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when people in Arizona need to be reminded not to eat or inhale toxins secreted out of the glands of a mud toad
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar forgot her wedding anniversary to Freddie Prinze Jr., which puts her with the rest of us who forgot he even existed
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
The statue of limitations for good taste has expired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that the US isn't the only country with horrible ideas about how to change the internet
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Wisdom is definitely key to winning a championship," says wise old point guard who won his first while routinely telling his coach and future HOF teammates to go fark themselves
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Just as Jan. 6 changed Republican minds on "Backing the Blue", one might imagine an imminent erosion of support for the "Free Market"
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Imagine in your mind what a tree house built by a 9-year-old would look like. Then imagine how much it should cost to rent it on Airbnb. Now click the link
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
Senator Vreenak has an announcement about the Vinland Map which showed the North American coastline depicted pre-1492. In unrelated news: Nevermind, the senator's shuttle just blew up mysteriously
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Saints to Jags: "Uh, since you're gonna be in Houston next Sunday, mind if we borrow your stadium for our game against the Packers? Thanks bro, we owe you one"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Do you remember how some kids have been prone to mysterious COVID-19 side effects? Sadly, it's time for a reminder
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We do not mind grandstanding for more species of handstanding spotted skunks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
All farkers sound, smell, look alike
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"So, I let my husband have a wild and crazy sex weekend without me. When he returned, he decided he wanted an open marriage and I for one am shocked. Shocked, I say. How can I change his mind?"
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So have you ever attempted to tell the Aristocrats joke to anyone?
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Marlins 1B Jesús Aguilar masterfully trolls Mets' Francisco Lindor by giving him a "thumbs down" from the field. Keep in mind just hours ago, Lindor apologized to the fans for giving them the "thumbs down" sign
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Johnny Wrestling brawls with L.A. Knight over who gets to be in Regal's office, Ciampa takes on a Bold & The Beautiful cast member & Roddy attempts to knock Jiro out of his sport coat. Mandy? Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Just a quick reminder that we're two days away from SCOTUS establishing Gilead. Blessed be the fruit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
First you need to find a way to actually get sleep
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Batwoman finds its Poison Ivy, starts scratching
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trent Dilfer lost his damned mind
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Road's closed. Moose stuck in the mud up to his neck should have told you after you and a buddy pulled him out with an ATV"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like to remind you that you are not, in fact, a horse
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to mindless swiping: Dating apps are now turning to mindless video and audio
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
UK TV presenter tells black guest her hair reminds him of an alpaca, at least he didn't say it looked like a bird
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes will battle fraud charges by refusing to take responsibility for anything whatsoever. Good luck with that
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Fri August 27, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There it is. The NY Post loses what little of their mind they had left and claims Joe Biden is now working for the Taliban. Who reads this crap and believes it?
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to start an indoor vegetable garden to go with the, um, farm in your closet
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
City of Naples sues owners of "dangerous seawalls." Since this is Florida, you can guess who owns the seawalls
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
There's an actual scientific reason why Hobbits need to eat seven times per day
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Hurricane Ida
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Simple Minds, The Lightning Seeds, Scritti Politti, and New Order. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #250. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like to remind you to Vote No on the California Recall Election
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Anything's a breakfast food if you're brave enough
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(NORML)
 
 
 
Today is (inter)National "Marihuana" Day, have you marihuanaed today? Shame about Becky; cryin' shame -- have you seen my lighter? Never mind it's RIGHT THERE
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew has made a Flamin' Hot flavored soda. No word on how it pairs with scotch
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Wed August 25, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" just admits it: "Those old reviews remind us of our own peak moviegoing years"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What is the third most overrated car of all time after the Smart car and the Dodge Viper?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon Frank Drebbin may be on the job in your garden. You've been warned
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I loved being single in lockdown - now I'm in a relationship I feel like I've lost part of my identity
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
They'll take my convention from my cold dead *cough cough cough* nevermind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Asking the second most important question
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Shakira halfpipes. That's a sentence Subby never anticipated typing in his life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"He finally ended up in the ER with dangerously low oxygen levels, exceedingly high inflammatory markers and patchy areas of infection all over his lungs. Last year, a case like this would have flattened me. This year I struggle to find sympathy"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Can anyone remind Subby when was the last time the West scored a victory over Putin?
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The ending of Twelve Minutes takes the crown from Mass Effect when it comes to infuriating video game endings
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
God speaks to Godwin
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Club-hopping scientists ask the musical question: What is life?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband accuses me of being controlling instead of admitting he's absent-minded. How can I rectify this and prove myself right?"
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Sun August 22, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
ProTip: when road testing the fix to your customer's 2021 Corvette, a 148 MPH street race isn't the best way to do it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not News: GOP Congressman blames president for Crisis in Afghanistan. Fark: The previous one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It reminds me of the heady days of Trafalgar and Lord Nelson when the world trembled at the sound of our sails. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Some Dragon)
 
 
 
Flying reptile with seven meter wingspan, forty teeth, preference for ballroom dancing, and a pointed beak swoops out of history from 105 million years ago. In Australia, why do you ask?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Because you poors lose your minds, American Airlines is only serving alcohol in first class
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Fri August 20, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Game devs would like to remind you that the reason their games suck is because games are hard
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Apparently outpatient monoclonal antibody treatments in Florida are not going quite as well planned
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kaiser Permanente 2020: "Our healthcare workers are heroes sacrificing for the good of everyone." Kaiser Permanente 2021: "Mind if we pay the new healthcare workers replacing the ones that died less?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh hello Mr. Soul I dropped by to pick up a reason/ For the thought that I caught that FARMAID is the event of the season/ Why in crowds just a trace of my face could seem so pleasin'/ I'll cop out to the COVID but a stranger is putting the tease on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The seven things you are doing WRONG in bantering with coworkers and colleagues, according to public speaking expert who wants to level-up your small talk chops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The seven things you are doing WRONG in bantering with coworkers and colleagues, according to public speaking expert who wants to level-up your small talk chops
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
So... will this make Gwen Stacy a Disney Princess?
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Nuremberg School board chair claims he isn't racist as board passes ban on signs, clothing and items of a political nature, like Black Lives Matter and Pride Flags. Not sure if MAGA okay. Sorry that should be Newberg, a town in Germany came to mind
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(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Cowzy tweet and sowzy tweet and liddle sharksy doisters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is it polite or proper to ask the host of a small social gathering (12-ish) to find out who among the guests is vaxxed and who is not and provide that info to the guests?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ex-Scientology Is the New Scientology
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Such wisdom. Good business. No concern. Wow
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just a quick reminder that even with so many of its people infected and dying Iran is continuing to make bomb-grade uranium
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Sure, the seating is great, but the atmosphere is kinda dead
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Mon August 16, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"(I hope I can) inspire the young boys and girls who are growing up as minorities," Gina says. "That anything is possible if you put your mind to it." *
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're frying your hard-boiled eggs wrong
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, reading makes people tired? Is this like a recessive gene sort of thing?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Disney Channel actor uses the Bible to shame mask wearers
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Sun August 15, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Sure, if Gavin Newsom is recalled, California will probably only have a Republican governor for about a year. But may I remind you that Diane Feinstein is 88 years old?
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Sat August 14, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT), Walter contacts an alcoholic support group posing as Mr. Conklin, Liz is tired of George being a 'messcat' so she divides the living room in 2 and Clark is being driven out of his mind by senseless goings-on
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Thornton is trying one more time in his 24th season to win a Stanley Cup...this time with the Florida Panthers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
15 things you can say in a job interview and during sex
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with money on his mind
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten ways you're arguing wrong with your significant other. Don't yell, people, we cannot stress this enough
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Thu August 12, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Durst admits he lied to police about the night his wife disappeared, but gets to keep rollin', rollin', rollin' as a free man anyhow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
MTG reminds us that everything dies, so why bother worrying about living
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trippin' balls for science and the Lord
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(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
Ranking all the Final Girls of the Friday the 13th franchise, and they even manage to get number one right
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire says size matters, but she'll put them in her mouth either way
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Want to have an idea about what you should be paid? Rocky mountain higher
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(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's final home sells for a mind-blowing sum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Young Quentin Tarantino was advised by mom not to pursue statistically unlikely career, so he has been an arsehole to her ever since. Maybe she was too blunt, but isn't it the role of a loving parent to caution against improbable career choices?
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Tue August 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to eat 'Dusty Chocolate'? Yes and it's also a good name for your Milli Vanilli tribute band
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
How to ask your idiot co-worker if their idiocy is just general, run-of-the-mill "Darnit I burned my popcorn in the microwave again" or more along the lines of, "I'm not getting vaccinated because I don't want Bill Gates controlling my mind"
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Morbius: Let There Be SPOILERS
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This may be hard to believe, but a guy who goes by the name of "Johnny Urine" and fronts the band "Mindless Self Indulgence" has been accused of sexually assaulting a minor
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Article single-mindedly rates by Calories, neglects time spent in the privy
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Choose your fighter: Science or Jesus?
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Celebrate Sticky Creamy Goodness. Not that way, creep. Rice Trifecta complete
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Simone Biles beats the heat while super hot in tie dyed bikini
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(TV[R]EV)
 
 
 
Fox pays for 27% of Tukkker Carlson's advertising. Who else pays for his show? Glad you asked
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man accidentally drinks candle wax after mistaking it for water. But on the bright side, at least he can now eat Guatemalan insanity peppers
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Fri August 06, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
A reminder that Friday is International Beer Day. For those with other plans on Friday, there will be an additional 364 beer days throughout the year
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Voice of the Red Sox Jerry Remy stepping away from the broadcast booth to fight lung cancer. For the fourth time. Fark cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds that people spend nearly half of their waking hours thinking about something other than what is going on right in front of them. Wait, only half?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Playstation 5 Dev Kits are currently for sale on eBa- and they're gone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That faked video of Brady with the juggs machine? Well Rodgers would like to remind everyone that he's always had the better arm
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ummm, thanks Japanese researchers?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I was going to stay right here in South Carolina minding my business until I got called stupid"
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Turns out letting schoolkids die to score a few cheap points with the base might not have been the best idea in hindsight
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Tue August 03, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Spiffy's is out of business after racking up $400,000 in L&I fines for defying COVID restrictions. All we have left now is this little tag to remind us of the greatness that once was
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Not so fast there Gavin McInnes. We're not going to let you slink away without reminding you that you're responsible for the Proud Boys and everything that came with that. Grab a dildo and sit back while we roast you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why does the U.S. stink at Olympic handball? Inquiring minds want to know
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists notice people who've had covid-19 have lower IQ, conclude that the virus causes drop in intelligence. Same scientists have discovered lung cancer causes people to start smoking
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
"People at Aldi mean business. They are there to single-mindedly get their food, even if it means speed racing carts down the aisle, hitting you in the back of the ankle until you move, and then stealing the last package of zoodles you were eyeing"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WWE decides to no longer woo audiences
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Fox News is fully in support of the unvaccinated. This is why we can't have nice things
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Mon August 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"The 11 worst U.S. states for retirement in 2021." How do we know this list is utter hogwash? Florida's not the top 12
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mets owner tweets the quiet part out loud on why he didn't sign the team's number one pick. Mets fans react in their usual calm manner
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(Politico)
 
 
 
1/6 Select Committee member Adam Kinzinger (R-IL): Subpoenas? Oh you best believe that we are going to make it RAIN subpoenas up in in this biatch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Simone ain't done yet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Mindfulness meditation is making you more selfish
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indecisive robbers/pranksters/TikTok stars case Taco John's before donning ski masks, and shooting it up-with paintballs -via the Drive-Thru. Make up your minds, emo kids
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Criminal Minds reboot lobotomized
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Sat July 31, 2021
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
So we have to remind people not to hammock on power lines
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Nut magnets stop swimmers. But how do they work?
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Fri July 30, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hologram technology allows healthcare students to virtually learn from patients, as it asks them to please state the nature of the medical emergency
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This reminder that the way to be a billionaire is to never bet your own money is brought to you by Elon Musk
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Forza Motorsport 7 will no longer be available after September because someone forgot to check the expiration date on their license
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I gave my parents a vintage car. They secretly agreed with my brother to take any upgrade costs out of my inheritance. Is that fair?
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Corn enthusiasts have been shouting about this since 1992, yet people refuse to listen"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be hard to believe that we've reached a point of stupidity in this country so deep that people who want to get vaccinated have to sneak out to do it so they don't piss off their MAGAt relatives. But then, you don't live in Missouri
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Flavonoids: the silent savior
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Wed July 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
You too can own your very own 'Bone Throne'. Fark: This has nothing to do with the pron industry
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa governor wants to remind people that despite her chronic ignorance, she knows more about coronavirus than health experts
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Is it possible to understand the mindset of the unvaccinated?
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Tue July 27, 2021
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
'Bring your house and share your spouse': New swinger trailer park opening in Louisiana
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Warning: While this article's headline will burn an unavoidable image of Mila Kunis bathing into your mind, you probably don't want to actually read it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are 11 ways not to defeat insomnia. Can Farkers improve on this list?
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Mon July 26, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Going for all the weeaboos, Taco Bell advertises with anime mecha commercial starring the Fry Force, whose mission is to defend Nacho Fries lovers from giant monster
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
In a clearing lies a Boxer and the Senate was her game and she carries the reminder of every thug that pushed her down or robbed her of her cell phone in her anger and her shame, she's not bleeding, she's not bleeding but at-large crook still remains
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Governor Charlie Baker reminds Massachusetts residents that he is indeed a Republican by trying to scrap COVID-19 workplace safety measures during the Delta-variant surge
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Coffee is bad for you again. Unlikely tag used because there isn't a 'No One Cares' tag
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Sun July 25, 2021
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Getting COVID-19 causes "a substantial drop in intelligence", meaning the anti-vax and conspiracy theorists are going to end up even dumber than they already are
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea would like to remind everyone that none of its Olympians this year are doping
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Both boy bands blend, believe booking big business binge beats boredom. But bring bran biscuits
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
83-year-old grandmother receives black belt from Chuck Norris
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some Windows 11 installers come with malware. Other than Windows 11, that is
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Headline: "Panpsychism, the idea that inanimate objects have consciousness, gains steam in science communities." Article: it hasn't
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Headline: "Panpsychism, the idea that inanimate objects have consciousness, gains steam in science communities." Article: it hasn't
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Tweezers of sound can pick objects up without physical contact and may soon be able to pluck your mind bullets right out of thin air. whoa
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
HBO's new documentary is a reminder that peace, love and understanding is so 20th Century
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Orange coffee pop?
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The next time you complain that Doritos bags are full of air, remember that it could net you $20,000
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the things to worry about, "Is my child going to be okay reading books that are more advanced and possibly inappropriate for the age range" has to be fairly low for concern
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
¡You're using exclamat¡on points wrong⚠?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dump her. Now, Yesterday, whichever is more convenient
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Lest you think that a cross-back apron is the kitchen equivalent of a Snuggie, know that it's clean and stylish enough that people may think it's actually part of your outfit (really, it happens to me all the time). ... Lest
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man giving medical advice on television says "There are a lot of those people giving you medical advice on television, and you should ignore them". Ironic tag actually correct here. Well, at least until you discover which moron we're talking about
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Toilet paper comes to mind
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Scalise got shot, some believe fatally, others say he had this coming but will live
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next time some MAGA goes off about lockdowns and vaccinations remind that that the Founding Fathers, back when America was supposedly great, were big proponents of vaccination and government's role in quarantines for public health reasons
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL mock expansion draft: Projecting all 30 players the Seattle Kraken will re-lease
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian tanks deploy near Afghan border to remind those pesky Taliban who in the neighborhood still has armor
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Massive collection of White House molds for sale. No word on spores or fungus
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(Pleated Jeans)
 
 
 
The "American Food" section at foreign markets is remarkably accurate, according to Subby, who REALLY needs to be at the gym, but ain't going
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
1) You
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The surgeon general just said five words everyone should hear. They were surprisingly not "get your f-ing covid vaccine"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
This Republican wants to be your Buddy (Hero tag is grading on a curve to reward good behavior)
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You want awkward metal band photos? We've got your awkward metal band photos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most important thing to learn about dealing with people who deny science is that you probably do it, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Rudy's defense, if any of us had to be stuck in the White House on election night, we'd probably be plastered out of our mind as well
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Video
 
I got a fever, and the only prescription is Bruce Dickinson talking about zero-carbon flight, edible drones, and beer
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
A bunch of high-end red grapes sell at auction for record $12,700. "The Ruby Roman, whose grapes are each about the size of a ping-pong ball, is known for its high sugar content and low acidity"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
As we get older, we sometimes become less receptive to new things. Subby is grateful today to have new music that still opens up and stretches the mind. Subby's pick to the left, Farkers' choice to the right
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hey let's go for a walk." ... No Google Maps, I'm not going on any more walks with you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Illinois reminds everyone that cops can legally lie through their teeth to get a confession
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Thu July 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man to police: Yes, I'd like to report my parents are missing. Next day: Oh wait, nevermind. I remember where they are now. I killed and dismembered them
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Mets back in black
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man communicates via brain wave. Says watch Metallica's One video
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Wed July 14, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots Royal Mail note on postbox reminds 'individual' to stop posting dirty nappies, poo doesn't fly as mail
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
You will be profoundly relieved to know that Pumpkin Spice Cookie Dough is returning
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves on what would have been his 108th birthday. He was delicious
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Hm, this might explain why a certain segment of the population seems to have lost their damn minds
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Wearing live mic, White Sox closer Liam Hendriks tests FCC limits while pitching in All-Star Game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Was John Travolta a waacker? Inquiring minds don't give a faark
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP running ads reminding everyone that they're too unAmerican for major league baseball
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Tue July 13, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Draft Beers? Don't mind if I do, say the Oakland As
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner is just bad at journalism
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Mindfulness is a steaming load of marketing woo, and you should agonize over having ever believed it would do a damn thing for your sorry ass. There's your daily affirmation, schmuck
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Loki episodes are Infinity Stones. TVA Agent Blucher sent to prune reality where Horse Stone exists
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Life is like half a box of chocolates, and other charming food scams
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