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headlines found matching 'Million'
Mon March 01, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have given an endowment in excess of $1 million to athletics. This could very easily be rescinded if things don't drastically change around here. Has everyone become oblivious of who supports athletics?"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tom and Jerry set highest pandemic box office record with $12.5 million despite, y'know
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston has listed his eco-friendly Ventura Beach house for a cool 5 million. Motorhome listed separately
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian court serves up food delivery companies a €733 million spicy meatball
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lost your job due to Covid? The government will pay for your porn
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With this one neat trick, Congress could lift millions of children out of poverty. However, this being 'Murica, they'll probably use the money to subsidize the bootstrap makers
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(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
If you can set Spotify to never play any song you've heard before, you'll still only hear less than one percent of all the new tracks uploaded every day. But the ones you hear will be the good ones, right?
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Thu February 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
As we all prepare for SDNY's case against the Trumps, let's take a look at how they managed to fark up a case against a guy accused of moving millions of dollars into Iran so hard that it's taken 7 months to unwind it and the guy can't be prosecuted
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
According to a new 3D map of the cosmos, Luke Skywalker could watch the suns set in over a million Milky Way solar systems
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Sean Payton is adamant Jameis Winston will succeed Drew Brees. Difficulty: Taysom Hill is under contract for $16 million in 2021 and Winston is a free agent
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Dave Ramsey's $15 million mansion for sale, so if you ever wanted to discuss deep levels of hypocrisy with neighbor Al Gore, now's the time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To become a successful, mega-billionaire like Elon Musk, all you need is talent, hard work and $180 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lesbos overjoyed by 20 million year old wood
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner owes $285 million on a Manhattan skyscraper currently worth less than $92 million. And this time he can't have his father-in-law threaten to go to war to get Qatar to bail him out with a 100-year lease
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Police misconduct costs cities millions each year, but it doesn't cost the police a cent
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A quantum computer just solved a difficult problem 3 million times faster than a conventional computer. Public key cryptography is starting to look a little shaky
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please sanitize your hands after facepalming when you see how WV GOP memorialize half a million dead Americans
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
11 arrested for stealing two shipments of iPhones worth €18.5 million at Schiphol airport. Both iPhones were recovered
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Just in case you were under the naïve impression someone might actually be held responsible for millions suffering in Texas, ERCOT responds to wave of litigation news by claiming sovereign immunity with legal precedent
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
1963: man drops out of college because he cannot afford tuition. 2021: Same man donates $20 million to the college to fund scholarships for needy students
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For $5 million you can now own John Travolta's oceanic mansion in Maine. That is a phenomena of a price
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
AOC has now raised $4 million for Texas. Wow, that's a lot of work just to make Ted Cruz look bad
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Sat February 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Before you sell that rare baseball card for the millions of dollars it's now worth, think for a moment: Wouldn't you rather own cards for the nostalgic value? Wouldn't it be nicer to trade it away like you once did as a child, not profit from it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CIA declassifies, releases 13 million pages on streetlights
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
A city in Kentucky plans to use $1.2 million in FEMA aid provided to build a storm-shelter and use it to build an extension to a church instead
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Feds seize $2.8 million of Frosted Cocaine Flakes cereal. They're GRRRRRREAT
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
I'm told there'll be math. Lots of math. $23 million lots
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been delayed by winter storms. Good thing we're not in a pandemic or anything
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
While Fled Cruz was heading to Cancun, AOC raised $1 million for Texas citizens
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roku now has over 50 million active accounts
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That radical-socialist AOC has already raised $325,000 to donate to the Texas relief fund, trying to make it a million by midnight
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(Komo)
 
 
 
And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Demand for alternative home powering sources is surging amid an increase in extreme weather events. In other words, Generac is hiring
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peekaboo I see Yu
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
World's oldest DNA sequenced from teeth of million-year-old Siberian mammoths, proving that a good bit of junk in the trunk can lead to genetic material getting everywhere
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Us Rep Mark Veasey (D-TX) : Power company execs have told me "that we were minutes away from the entire grid crashing," on Monday. Millions of Texans currently burning furniture for warmth: Wait, the grid DIDN'T crash?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dallas billionaire Jerry Jones is "hitting the jackpot" thanks to crippling winter storm in Texas, which has left millions without power
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Fernando Tatis, Jr., is about to get paaaaaaiiiid. $340 million over 14 year contract extension
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas is a mess, power and water out for millions of freezing Texans, so what's a senator to do? Why, fly to Cancun with the wife and kids, of course
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Biden administration well on track to easily surpass its goal of 100 million first doses in its first 100 days: 12% of the U.S. population has already been vaccinated for COVID-19, with 55.2 million doses administered
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Commercial space station developer raises $130 million. Ferengi Alliance seen nodding approvingly
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Those early Bitcoin adopters must have felt pretty smart when they bought tangible goods like a car with their made-up currency. Now they realize that, in retrospect, they paid upwards of $48 million for a used Toyota Prius
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why are Sens Cornyn and Cruz (R-TX), along with Rep Dan Crenshaw (R-TX2), so loudly demonizing renewable energy in the current crisis? The $1.1 million answer cannot possibly shock you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US to pay WHO over $200 million to cover withheld membership fees, smashed guitars
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco to invest $27 million in program to boost homeownership, creating as many as three new homeowners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get baked with an avocado
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Biden did not manipulate the weather to create a winter storm that left millions without power in Texas
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect $500 million
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BP and Chevron pitch in $40 million to Eavor Geothermal so it looks like they're actually doing something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Double secret handwritten will left by Larry King writes ex-wife out of sharing $2 million estate with King's 5 Children. I guess being wife #8 isn't as lucrative as she thought
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Mon February 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The number of job openings is back up to pre pandemic levels but no one wants to work around other people anymore
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Sun February 14, 2021
(10 News)
 
 
 
Organizers trying to recall California Governor Galvin Newsom collect more than 1.5 million signatures. Seems a lot of citizens don't like his take on the coronavirus pandemic
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mercedes recalls 1 million vehicles for getting confused about where they are after crashes
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
TX Atty General Ken Paxton has 700 attorneys on staff, but none of them is, according to him, a very good attorney, so he wants $43 million to hire outsiders. Well, sure, clearly his office is great at hiring decisions
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Looks like Gordon Sondland's trying to get back that million bucks he paid Trump for an ambassadorship
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DisneyPlus hits 95 million subscribers thanks to The Mandalorian and Soul
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The three stooges demand end to multi-million dollar lawsuit filed against them for peddling baseless voter fraud claims
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This dog just inherited $5 million from its owner that passed away, or enough to buy nearly 1 million steaks
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How GameStop missed out on its own stonk rally
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Fabergé Irish Whiskey sets - a mere $2 million each. Perfect for the discerning tycoon in your life
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Think the current Covid virus is bad? Scientists say a 'Disease X' will spark deadly pandemics every five years and wipe out 75million as we keep screwing with nature. Followed by Disease Millennial, expected to wipe out the global avocado harvest
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
A piece of virtual land on blockchain marketplace and gaming platform Axie Infinity has just sold for 888.25 ether, roughly $1.5 million at the time
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(Automobile Magazine)
 
 
 
Great news for all you multimillionaire soccer moms out there
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to pay $100 million to whoever can eat the most carbon dioxide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea had to hack $300 million to pay for its nukes
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vlad's considering cutting a $6.7bil check to soothe the masses, which is a lot easier and less messy than millions of defenestrations and 'tea parties'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare yellow lobster named Banana is a one-in-30 million find born with a genetic mutation, is delicious with butter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Millions of Democrats want Trump permanently banned from government. Fark: So do millions of former Trump voters
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Conventional defences are no match for ransomware attacks that cause millions of dollars damage. AI powered reinforcement learning may be a cheap answer
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
$2.7 million worth of meth found inside ink toner cartridges by a Texas county deputy. So what's that, maybe three ink cartridges total?
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Sat February 06, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Millionaire French toasted, forced to tear down his illegal $70M custom-built chateau in Provence, France because he didn't have the right permits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is wasting enough gas to heat about 2 million homes a year. Governor of Texas issues Alamo order to prevent Biden from doing anything about it
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
100 million facepalms
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
So a bored guy buys a million lemons online, then asks the internet to help him figure what to do with them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The entire United States only added 49,000 jobs in January. OMG JOE BIDEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED THIS YET?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Young, dumb, and full of bitcoin
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Shrek 2 was nothing more than Jeff Katzenberg making millions off his petty grievances against Disney
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Redditors who help over inflate GameStop stock prices making some people millionaires overnight are upset that those people are now cashing in before the bubble pops
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds will be paid $93.3 million to deliver cargo to some strange Moon. No word if he can avoid Alliance cruisers, space pirates, or the Hands of Blue guys
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
NASA will pay you half a million dollars if you can figure out how to feed astronauts on a trip to Mars. The frozen pizza part should be easy but the beer bottles might take up too much room
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(Ars Technica)
 
Weeners
 
50 million-year-old dick pic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that they don't have Trump to kick around the failing NY Times exceeds 7.5 million subscriptions for its digital products and dead forests newspaper
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican senator who went to Vanderbilt and Oxford and is worth 7 million dollars complains about elitist democrats who eat tuna tartar and live in mansions with art on the walls. He did it all in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Businesses face hard decisions on whether, when to hire." Why don't we ask those people who are choosing between rent and medicine what they think
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rapper walks around with $24 million sticking out of his forehead
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Wed February 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood, after revolutionizing investing for millions of web-savvy young people, decides to run a "commercial" during some kind of a large sporting event on a television network. Ironic barely trumps Stupid
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Meet Air Force Captain Sarah Kociuba, who will be spending several million dollars of taxpayer money to fly a squadron of bombers over some football game this weekend
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The science of punching yourself: "Fully 20% of all voters thought they were better off today than 4 years ago and did not vote for President Trump...Trump inspired millions of new voters to turn out, either in person or by mail, to get rid of him"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Perhaps the US should address the nearly half million non-violent drug offenders in their prisons before getting all sanctimonious with other countries regarding their detention practices
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Looking for a place to park your Gamestop stonk winnings? Looks like WeWork is on the verge of a massive comeback
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Whats the price to pay to be the biggest idiot on the planet? $24 million
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Feds are investigating Zodiac Boy's involvement in a $35 million COVID relief loan given to billionaire fracking brothers who are among his top campaign contributors
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
More than 35 million GameStop shares no longer shorted, leaving 27.1 million remaining to be squeezed like Lennie's rabbit after he calls him George
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO: Trump lost 20 million doses of vaccine. Why is Biden so incompetent to let that happen?
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio wants to spend $50 million advertising its "progressive values" to encourage coastal residents to move there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona man arrested after allegedly starting a fire inside a Walmart store in the city of Mesa, causing at least $6 million worth of damage. Police say the fire was contained to the printer ink section
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man plays lottery. News: Man wins lottery. Fark: for the 6th time
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Little Things is #1 at the box office with $4.8 million and yes, the decimal is in the right place
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Ex ESPN host reduced to living in his Camry, owing million-five in judgements, gets 3 years in Federal penalty box for sport tickets Ponzi schemes
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
10 arrested for fraudulently applying for COVID-19 assistance under CARES Act. As they're not millionaires, business CEOs, expect book to be throw at them
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Sun January 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you been sick with COVID for months? Congrats, your body might become death, the destroyer of worlds where COVID will mutate heavily and kill millions with a new variant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Robinhood fined $65 million by SEC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ford v Ferrari", "East v West". Matt Damon just listed his Pacific Palisades retreat for $21 million to move to New York
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Sat January 30, 2021
(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone is moving to Palm Beach, so you can have his LA mansion, for $168 million. Yo
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The Orange Grifter turned down a speaking engagement at a Scottish charity event because he doesn't do freebies
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SEC creates more Roadblox for Roblox IPO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amanda Gorman's inaugural poem seems to have struck a chord, as her three unpublished books will now be published. At a million copies apiece
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2020 the US spent $200 million to send 8700 ventilators to other countries such as... um... well... we don't know
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Your thumb is two million years old. Please replace it with 2022 version
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Thu January 28, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cluck and his clients, Finders Keepers LLC, would like the judge to unseal the records showing the FBI dug up their cache of lost Civil War gold worth about $400 million, and stole it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The 635 million-year-old microfossil that bailed humanity out of an ice age has been discovered. Sounds like a fungi
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Sold for over a half a million dollars, sure. But $250 for shipping? Ridiculous
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Reality follows fiction: "Armies of the near future will deploy swarms of kamikaze drones numbering in the thousands or even millions to destroy high value targets - and the only way to fight them will be more drones" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NASA)
 
 
 
35 years ago today, the space shuttle Challenger was destroyed while millions of school children watched it live on TV
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Hey kids wanna make a quick 100 million? Just figure out how to remove 3 to 7 gigatons of carbon from the atmosphere a year
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Forget investing or big tech, the real money is in bathwater
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Wed January 27, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
My Tuatara does 282.9, it costs two million, they tell me it's fine
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Your grandma can't get a vaccine yet, but millionaire Hollywood types get their second dose because reasons
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sharks have been swimming the seas for 450 million years, but populations have declined by 71% in the last fifty. Is the party almost over?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs slashes its CEO's pay by 36% after massive bribery scandal, so he'll only be making $17.5 million this year. That'll teach him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop's stonk surge has added $2B in wealth to the company's three largest shareholders. And in typical Gamestop fashion, they'll get $17 when they try to sell
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
So they found a tree, and it was petrified. An estimated 20 million years ago since it had been alive. Under volcanic ash, so very well preserved. And you just sang this headline to a tune we have all heard
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Thanks to E-Zpass, millions of drivers no longer have to stop to pay tolls... and now you can use it to pay for gas, too. Still working on how to get gas without stopping, though
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(The Frontier)
 
 
 
Red State bought $2 million in drug touted by Trump to cure the Rona. Now trying to return it
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Court approves $17 million settlement for victims of Harvey Weinstein. After the lawyers take their cut, that should leave just enough for each victim to get a "Buy one, get one half off" coupon for a 4-piece Chicken McNugget
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
200 million doses incoming
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Mon January 25, 2021
(DataBreaches.net)
 
 
 
Brazilian data leak exposes info of hundreds of millions. So it's like a Brazilian wax but for your bank account?
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Sat January 23, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Is there credible evidence to support the existence of an afterlife? A Las Vegas businessman says he will spend $1 million to find out
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(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Nothing says you're a good Christian like wanting to kill 60 million people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tiny pipeline leak near nature preserve. Strike that, it was 4 times the size the company reported. Nearly 1.2 million gallons
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(Vox)
 
 
 
America's Un-democracy in one number: the Democrats half of the Senate represent 41 million more people than the Republican half
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The newspaper that said nothing about Trump's non-existent plan to fight COVID-19 now has a problem with Biden's plan not doing enough
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You probably won't believe this but Trump the businessman is not very good at business, his company's revenues plunged $150 million last year alone
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Cost does not equal worth)
 
 
 
Alrighty chaps, let's beat the crap out of Conor McGregor's $1 million watch
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe you don't deserve a $5.2 million bonus when 2,800 people died of Covid-19 in the nursing homes you manage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York Gov Cuomo threatens Washington DC and the residents of NY state: Give me $15 billion immediately or I shoot what's left of my tax base
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Valve and five game publishers fined nearly $10 million for geo-blocking games on steam
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
During Trump's years in office, the U.S. Constitution hit one million sales
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Jays jump ahead in the off season by signing George Springer to a six-year deal worth $150 million
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
They built a multi million dollar race car and then got a 6 year old to decorate it
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This may be the first time today you read "50 million-year-old fossil," "assassin bug," and "unusually well-preserved genitalia," but will it be your last?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
2.9 million people to abandon their proper place in the world for doomed, sinking ship
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Toddler pitches temper tantrum, throws food, gets sent to room without dessert. Whoops, sorry, that's supposed to be "Millionaire NBA player pitches temper tantrum, throws food, gets put on trading block"
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in socialized medicineland, Canadian government to foot entire $2.8 million cost for single dose of life saving drug for toddler
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The Million Militia March attendance was slightly overestimated
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson's new cookie-cutter thriller The Marksman is #1 at the box office with $3.7 million
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Boeing settles $25 million whistleblower lawsuit for continuing to harass and fire employees who believe company "ethics" propaganda is meant to be followed
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(ED)
 
 
 
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? viewers want Jeremy Clarkson replaced as they brand him one of the worst hosts....in the world
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Sun January 17, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Seventy years ago today, 11 men stole more than $2 million ($29 million today) from the Brink's Armored Car depot in Boston, Massachusetts. It was the perfect crime-almost-
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Sat January 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
100 million vaccinations in the first 100 days. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember actor Rob Gough from Billionaire Boys Club? Probably not, but he's apparently wealthy enough that he just spent a record $5.2 million on a Mickey Mantle baseball card
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marc Lore, Walmart's digital head, is leaving at the end of the month. At least that's the story being repeated
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Thu January 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Here's the deal. Biden lays out the new administration's $1.9T "American Rescue Plan"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Man throws away hard drive in 2013. News: It had Bitcoin on it worth $250 million. Fark: He wants to excavate the landfill. Ultrafark: And donate all the funds to local Covid relief
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not in a million years did I think seeing two pallets of moving boxes would give me such a boner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elon Musk donates $5 million to KHAN..... Academy
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Tue January 12, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Needed: Milk cartons one million light-years tall
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Parler used only the highest quality Trumpanzies as code monkeys. So, even deleted posts are now archived forever. Destroying evidence isn't easy when the app just flags it rather than removes it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks pledges $100 million to help small businesses. Well, except all those coffee shops they drove out. Fark those guys
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hospital CEO who took Caribbean vacation during pandemic to be fined a million dollars...sorry I'll read that again... to receive a payday of a million dollars
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For a little less than $10 Million, you could buy sportscar constructor Lola. L-O-L-A Lola
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Future Senator Fetterman is going to collect that two million dollars Texas owes him in campaign donations instead, possibly by the end of the month
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cori Bush introduces legislation calling for removal of members of Congress "Who have, for months, tried to steal this election and invalidate the votes of millions of people, especially Black, brown, and Indigenous voters"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists can examine dental tarter to reveal what drugs people dead for up to a million years ago were using. Lawyers for dead rockers and Homo erectus expected to object
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India to vaccinate extinct species
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Woman doesn't understand how it works, sues lotto after claiming she lost winning $2 million ticket
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Deathstalker scorpion venom, the world's most expensive liquid that goes for $39 million a gallon, is so costly because of how difficult it is to get under one and milk its udders
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DeutscheBank agrees to pay $100 million to defer bribery charges. Just how much deep shiat are they in if $100 million is worth it just to defer the charges?
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: OMG COVID-19 vaccines cause life-threatening anaphylaxis TEN TIMES more than the flu vaccine. Article: The rate is 0.0011% (11 cases per million). NOBODY PANIC
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook got a $15 million raise in 2020 while his sweatshop workers making the company's crappy technology got an extra thirty seconds of breaktime
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Tue January 05, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's going to need a lot of chronic after suffering a brain aneurysm
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
England's looking at its own March Madness
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Mon January 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Multi-millionaire CEO of Whole Foods suggests people buy food from him in lieu of healthcare since people don't get ill or die from anything other than diet-related reasons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Uber lost $100 million to scam ad networks. No wonder they can't turn a profit
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Sun January 03, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
KISS answers the burning question : What does a million dollars worth of fireworks look like?
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Does Scotland have an extradition treaty with the US? Asking for 81 million people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember back in April when 30,000 new Coronavirus cases was considered a Very Bad Day? We had THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND new cases yesterday and now have more than 20 MILLION people who have been infected
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Sat January 02, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Apparently someone forgot to renew the USDA's "Farmers to Families" food box program for 2021. Oops, sorry millions of hungry families
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lucky Brit nabs £39 million (€44 million) in Euromillions lottery, which would have only been worth £31.5 million if he had won it in late 2015. Finally somebody wins from Brexit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More than 80,000 American deaths from Covid-19 over the next three weeks according to CDC. Deaths, not cases. Deaths
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia run-off election early votes shatter record with 3 Million votes, heaviest turnout came in areas that lean Democratic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US has now hit the 20 million Covid mark
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Thu December 31, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK police fear "millions" of residents will attend illegal raves on New Year's Eve, failing to display even an OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ of common sense
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China approves own COVID-19 vaccine. If only they had a vast manufacturing industry capable of... oh, they've already administered more than a million doses
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Wed December 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
In an effort to reduce the spread, China is cratering travel over Lunar New Year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Lincoln project raised over $4.8 million in donations to prepare for the Georgia Runoffs and since then have pushed all $1.1 million of it in support of both Ossoff and Warnock. Fark: They paid strategist Steve Schmidt more than that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bitcoin "millionaire" says he's going to sell when his Bitcoin is worth $5 million, because bubbles never pop. Just ask people who bought houses in 2007, or who bought tech stocks in 1999
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Historic 2020 Colorado wildfire season could impact drinking water of millions in 2021. "Our concerns really are actually about the entire watershed"
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bitcoin miners are now using enough juice to power a country of 200 million people. No word on the canary as yet
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"Vinyl record sales just had its best sales week ever. There were 1.842 million LP's sold in the US during the week leading up to Christmas. That's the biggest week the format has had since Nielsen/MRC Data began tracking sales information in 1991"
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of small businesses are now closed across the nation ...but hey the stock market is soaring
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Sat December 26, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unless the dotard or congress do the right thing within the next 5 days, 40 million americans could become homeless January 1. Well, they're boned
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans see their jobless benefits expire today as the Golfer In Chief refuses to sign the relief bill for ... reasons
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Birdwatcher discovers $1 million worth of ancient Celtic gold coins. Talk about aviary nice find
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
There could be as many as two million ninja in the United States. That's more than half the population of Georgia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten months to hit one million cases, six weeks to hit two million. California is a hyperspreading machine
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Article claims "the 74 million people who voted for Trump are not stupid and/or evil racists"
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
TX Lt. Gov: I am paying a bounty of $1 million to anyone who can provide verifiable evidence of voter fraud in PA. PA LT Gov: Well we found this guy who cast an extra ballot in his dead mom's name for Trump. Pay up, chump
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
And so begins Telegram's long slide into becoming like every other type of mainstream cross-platform messenger
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That $40 million for the Kennedy Center that Trump was complaining about as part of COVID relief? Let's take a look from the perspective of one of its biggest supporters back in March
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A Trump executive order to the IRS telling them to avoid investigating religious institutions engaged in political activity, cleared the way for Jerry Jr, and Liberty U to spend millions supporting Trump. What a completely unexpected consequence
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pfizer to supply another 100 million vaccines to the US. Difficulty: By July
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(Some Strawberry Cow)
 
 
 
"Millions Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows"
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Deadliest year in U.S. history since 1918 as mortalities top three million, mainly due to the coronavirus pandemic, Trump blowing the virus response
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How NYC vaccinated 6 million people in one month in 1947 to prevent a smallpox outbreak. Don't get excited, this probably won't happen again in our current situation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
COVID stimulus bill extends eviction moratorium by one month to make sure 40 million people become homeless when Biden is in office
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember the entitled Tik Tok stars who went viral for being awful to their personal chef? No? Tough: they're getting their own show because of course they are
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite pleas from the CDC, millions of people are persisting in their plans to kill grandma this week
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Any shiny rock that appears is then passed along to his tens of millions of Trump's Twitter followers as diamonds. By the time these are invariably shown to be worthless, it doesn't matter: they think that they're flush with examples of fraud
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As it turns out a public health request to not travel has failed to prevent millions of Americans traveling for Christmas. Who could have predicted this?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman: 1984 brings in $38.5 million globally at the box office despite the pandemic
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unemployment benefits will be delayed for millions of Americans despite the stimulus deal. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Sun December 20, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
In fairness, thirty days ago was back in simpler times, when why burying 16 million mink at the source of drinking water was a bad idea was not fully understood
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Historians: and this is when the new COVID mutation made its way across the world and killed millions more
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
US population growth the slowest since the outbreak of Spanish Flu
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old lad this year's highest-paid YouTuber, rakes in a whopping £22 million by unboxing and reviewing toys. What did you do this year beside act like a 9-year-old on Fark? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 18, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Voting on a $150 million settlement is spiffy, but I don't see why this article is particularly funny
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Chewbacca, like, fought The Six Million Dollar Man, like, six years earlier on television"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kush reportedly helped set up a shell company to secretly pay Trump's family and spend more than $600 million of the Trump reelection campaign funds
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
"It was always a well-known fact that he had multiple storage units just filled with records. He kept it very under wraps"
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(Betting on Bitcoin)
 
 
 
Thanks to John McAfee at least 2020 will end on a hilarious note
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prediction: Chadwick Boseman will win the Oscar for his final screen performance in "Ma Rainey's Black Bottom," after making hundreds of millions of people bawl their eyes out
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Thu December 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ I am 16 million, going on 17 million ♫
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump eliminates $200 million from California's health care budget because abortion, which is strange considering how many he's personally paid for
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(The Register)
 
 
 
SolarWinds board members unloaded hundreds of millions of dollars in shares just before the big hack was announced. Perfectly normal for 2020
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(Vox)
 
 
 
No matter what Congress does, millions of employees are screwed
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
In today's age of being stuck at home looking for any entertainment, Roku and HBO reaching an agreement to get the Max app out tomorrow (12/17) is big news
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump campaign vendors received $60 million in PPP loans and still got paid by Trump
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The world's earliest python identified from 47 million-year-old fossil remains. The Mix-a-Lot Expedition's still searching for the oldest anaconda
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Google acquires Actifo, which specializes in reducing unnecessary duplication of data, and coincidentally just announced plans to reduce 54 unnecessary duplicate employees
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The $10 million mansion owned by Kelly Loeffler dropped in value by $6 million literally overnight so she and her husband could pay fewer taxes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Online drug dealer who took almost $30 million and ordered a hit on one of his own associates got two life sentences plus 40 years in prison. Er, pardon me?
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Tue December 15, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker: "We've seen this movie before"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church receives $4.4 million Paycheck Protection Plan loan. Jesus wept
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This year's election saw record numbers of Americans turning out to vote. But 80 million eligible voters still decided not to. Here's a look at who they are. Beyond, you know, simple farmers, people of the land, common clay of the west, etc
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
34 million Americans decide to say "fark it" and stay home this year. Unfortunately, 84.5 million are throwing caution to the wind and plan to spread the pandemic far and wide
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Mon December 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed free access to every season of The Office on Netflix, you might also enjoy paying for seasons 3-9 on The Peacock
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reddit DubSMASH
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Pornhub just purged all unverified content, culling roughly 9 million out of 13.5 million videos and saving the lives of countless of kittens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Today's electoral college vote could push more Republicans to back Biden's win." Also, subby's lottery ticket could make him a millionaire, he could be having sex with Gisele Bundchen later, and Star Citizen could be fully launched next week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. spent millions on pro-Trump causes and events while running Liberty University to the ground
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Sun December 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember that New Jersey gym owner seeking attention during the lockdown over the summer by defying COVID rules? Now that he's racked up over $1.2m in fines, guess what he's seeking again
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
A drag queen calling herself "Lady MAGA" finds out just how much her fellow Trumpers respect her at yesterday's "Million MAGA (sic) March" [NSFW]
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
House for sale on England's steepest street revalued after Banksy uses it as a canvas. By a few million pounds
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France fines Google $121 million dollars for unwanted cookies
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler (net worth $500 million) asks Trump supporters for money on Parler and it goes about like you'd expect
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley pledges $2 million for struggling NYC street food vendors. That's a lot of dirty dogs
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Wed December 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The final act begins: Donald Trump intervenes in the Texas lawsuit, urging the Supreme Court to block millions of votes in four states and force the House of Representatives to decide the election
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to the CDC roughly 750K Americans require dialysis. The industry spent over $200 million in California alone to protect their profits. America is just Cowslip's warren, and Fox News is Silverweed reading us poetry about the silver wire
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Health care lobbyists already have millions of dollars in case somebody tries to push Joe Biden left
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We may ridicule Trump's stupid coup attempt but no really the GOP leadership is going along with this and millions believe Biden stole the election and it's serious AF
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In exchange for a $600 stimulus, the White House will offer absurdly low unemployment benefits
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The latest grift: Donate $3 million so we can buy His Orangeness' childhood home and give it back to him as a gift
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boss of the Century candidate: Generous tech boss turns his staff of 74 into millionaires with £1billion gift of free shares (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NHS reports two patients had anaphylactoid reactions after receiving Pfizer/BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine. It was supposed to be two million, but 5G coverage is still fairly spotty
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Tue December 08, 2020
(CBR)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins were each paid 10 million dollars to praise HBOMax's movie deal. Subby would do it for $8 and a Snickers bar
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DoorDash in danger of becoming the MoviePass of restaurants, will settle for being TicketMaster
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
She's taking on Tesla in court, but her fight has implications for millions of employee's rights
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Last year at this time it was 2 million, we're five times busier this year"
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Mon December 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
IKEA will no longer print a portion of the internet for you to throw away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before leaving office, Trump will consign millions of Americans to financial ruin by not extending stimulus relief programs
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chance, the Rapper being sued by Pat, the ex-manager for $3 million over the disappointing album sales
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Survey finds nearly two-thirds of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck during the COVID pandemic. Millions say they are barely making ends meet but have enough saved for pitchforks and torches
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Sun December 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Argentina has decided to tackle COVID in the most un-American way possible
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tyson/Jones got 1.2 million PPV buys, "shockingly high number that will make the biggest selling boxing PPV in quite awhile." Tyson/Jones rematch now a certainty
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Argentinian Government to it's 1%. "Time to put your obscene wealth to good use folks"
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Burdick v. United States, 236 U.S. 79 (1915), the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a pardon carries an imputation of guilt, and acceptance carries a confession
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
City covers up the burning of 10 million Trump votes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The largest US bank lobby places a $1 million ad buy in GA for David Perdue (R-eally obligated now). That's twice the previous $500K record they doled out for Senator Thom Tillis (R-ight in their pocket) in NC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The post-election fundraising haul brought the combined fundraising of Trump committees between Oct. 15 and Nov. 23 to $495 million. That'll cover that $340 million to Deutsche bank nicely
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Thu December 03, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Data of 243 million Brazilians exposed online. That's a lot
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
How Microsoft crushed Slack. But did they though?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MTV commits $250 million to diversify reality, continue to deny the existence of videos
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel same-store sales crawl under the porch and whimper
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US is on track for issuing 100 million Covid-19 vaccines by February, hopefully that many people won't be sick by then
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of stoners in Washington and Oregon cried out in terror
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A look inside Dishy McFlatface, the Starlink user terminal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gee, that just seems like thievery with extra steps: at least $5 million PPP loans were received by 15 companies that pay rent to the Trump organization or Kushner companies. Those companies reported saving a combined one (1) job
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The total number of people in the wealthiest nation in history that live in Poverty? 55 million
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Bad, but obvious news, 75 million people voted for him. Far worse news: 10 million were willing to get on a plane and ruin your bad meal -- and later kill you -- talking about him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden got 7 million more votes than Trump but the difference between the two in the electoral college is less than 50k votes in three states
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Three million Pacific Pesos for an almost intact Triceratops skeleton? How did we get it so cheaply?
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(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
81 Million
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Tue December 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After the Trump campaign paid $3 million for a recount in Wisconsin, which netted Biden 74 more votes, Trump is now suing Wisconsin because he loves to have judges laugh at him
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The Aussies have mapped a million previously undiscovered galaxies beyond the Milky Way and are kind (and apparently sober) enough to invite you on a virtual tour
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Six months after Oracle trumpeted Zoom as a cloud customer, AWS says it is Zoom's 'preferred' cloud. Those Ellison-Bezos tea parties have got to be tense
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is Scott Walker's Vietnam
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
America has an economic inequality crisis on its hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrity Chef David Chang won a million dollars on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and gave it all to his restaurant workers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's election reality TV show has grossed $150 million so far. Gross
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Mon November 30, 2020
(West Side Rag)
 
 
 
Barack Obama's old rent-controlled apartment near Columbia University is now on the market for $1.45 million. Probably will still have smells of his Brut spray deodorant, cheap upper Manhattan weed if you're lucky
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Food delivery apps are kicking it during the coronavirus pandemic ...and as you'd expect, the people doing the leg work are not reaping the benefits
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The TSA says it screened 1.18 million airline passengers on Sunday, some successfully
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This Chick-fil-A is in the holiday spirit, using nearly a half million Christmas lights
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Sun November 29, 2020
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Teen undergoes hemicorporectomy after forklift accident where everything below waist was amputated. Now, he's engaged, has huge social media following in millions. "I'm thankful to be alive, and to continue living"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In his first interview in 26 days, Trump tells Faux News that there's no way Joe Biden got 80 million votes, and that even the Democrats think he won. (Narrator: Yes, he did, and no, they don't)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
There's a weekend box office to report as The Croods has made $14 million despite the fact no theaters should be open
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember in China when Covid-19 spread due to 5 million people leaving Wuhan for Chinese New Year? An estimated 50 million Americans traveled for Thanksgiving
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nineteen million Americans could become homeless if Congress doesn't do its job by December 31st. Welp, they're boned then
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
As Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) rolls back every single local coronavirus restriction he can find his state is rapidly approaching *pinky to lip* ONE MILLION active coronavirus cases
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Sat November 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
62 million people in 28 days have contracted the...or rather, have watched Queen's Gambit
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(AP News)
 
 
 
40 prisoners at a cost of $445 million a year
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Fri November 27, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee completes the recount that Trump forked over $3 million for and... Biden's lead grew by 132 votes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
CDC study estimates that almost 53 million Americans had Covid by September, and almost 100 million now. Look to your left. Now look to your right. One of you has had it
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Irish front company for Skynet masters facial recognition for cows; hopes it can milk its moo-chine for millions
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As we celebrate Thanksgiving, 26 million Americans are going hungry, with 12 million more likely to follow by end of year. This worsening human disaster somehow barely registers as news, while Trump's insane conspiracies get nationwide coverage
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Wisconsin recount, which cost the campaign $3 million, has netted him a whopping 57 votes in his favor
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With coronavirus cases spiking across the country, Arizona decides now is a great time to launch a multi-million dollar marketing campaign encouraging tourists to come visit the state
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California judge orders Google to hand over the personal emails of an oligarch's son in his dad's $600 million divorce. The oligarch, Farkhad Akhmedov, is one of Putin's buddies. Farkedhard, forever known as the Скупой ручка who let his kid use Gmail
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
So-called "craft casual" chain Torchy's Tacos scores $400 million from investors who believe Austin-style Trailer Park Trashy tacos can appeal to all Americans
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wyoming governor got the rona. The same idiot who wanted to cut $135 million from the health care budget during a pandemic. Tag is for the governor health and mind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A law license is not license sue over absurd claims of voter fraud after 80 million vote landslide win. News should not be this absurd
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Open letter signed by more than 125 economists tells Washington to STFU and GBTW with the 2nd stimulus package or reap the whirlwinds of millions of America who have lost everything
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
El Paso hires law firm to collect half a million bucks Trump campaign still owes from rally 2 years ago: the Law Office of Snapper L. Carr
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Tired of claims like "300 million potentially habitable planets exist?" Turns out we don't know enough to agree on what "potentially habitable" means
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Doordash pays a $2.5 million settlement for using the tips you added to offset corporate "minimum payment" contributions
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
We already took a poll. 80 million told you to get lost
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
South Dakota governor uses coronavirus relief funds for $5 million tourism ad. This is what late stage Grift looks like
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not just now, millions of starving giant rats
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Mon November 23, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Let's see how Silicon Valley's $35 million project to fix Democrats' data problem is going: it pivoted to voter registration, and now it's shutting down
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cineworld given an additional $750 million in liquidity thanks to the efforts of a man named Mooky
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Sun November 22, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
You didn't think CDC warnings and government officials would stop millions of Americans from traveling home for the Thanksgiving holiday because of the coronavirus? Come on, this is the land of the stupid
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden's margin of victory in the popular vote has passed six million
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
India's total case number exceeds 9 million people, countless lives and astral planes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Seems that meteorite that crashed through an Indonesian man's roof was a strike of luck, it's made of an extremely rare material and worth millions
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