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Fri August 07, 2020
		New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk source: cnn.com \| share:	28

Thu August 06, 2020
		Shopping sites employ subtle tricks to make you spend more, and no, they don't stick the milk at the far back corner of the site. Well they actually kinda do source: wired.com \| share:	9
		"An Ode to the Super Donut." This suggests not all donuts are super, which is just really wrong and hateful source: foodandwine.com \| share:	2

Wed August 05, 2020
		This headline would have earned the "Obvious" tag... if they hadn't added in unnecessary words, like "now" and "apparently" source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it source: thehill.com \| share:	8
		Calcium-rich supernova observed in the Milky Way source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7

Tue August 04, 2020
		Country star shares a pic of her wavy hair, probably source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	43

Mon August 03, 2020
		"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up source: fark.com \| share:	37
		New Olympic event: 50 meter chocolate milk balance source: twitter.com \| share:	11
		Mustaches are back source: apnews.com \| share:	34
		Mustaches are back source: apnews.com \| share:	34

Sun August 02, 2020
		It's National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, so while the link goes to the greatest ever made, what's your favorite? source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	45

Fri July 31, 2020
		Well, that, and the calendar that says summer's barely 1/3 over source: thetakeout.com \| share:	9

Thu July 30, 2020
		If you like microplastic in your oysters / And kerosene, paint, talc, and milk supplement powders / Have we got the seafood for you / Burma-Shellfish source: phys.org \| share:	6
		Wouldn't that depend on how many teeth and/or fingers you're still employing? source: thetakeout.com \| share:	7
		♫♫ At the cow wash / Working at the cow wash, yeah / Come on and sing it with me, cow wash / Sing it with the feeling now, cow wash yeah ♫♫ source: msn.com \| share:	7

Sat July 25, 2020
		Company renames offensive cheese brand. Apparently it wasn't Gouda source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	40

Fri July 24, 2020
		Suspicious Protestor with Mohawk, Lots of Gold Chains Topples Philadelphia's "Rocky" Statue source: thehardtimes.net \| share:	48
		Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that these 19 recipes DO exist source: seriouseats.com \| share:	13
		1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition source: fark.com \| share:	29

Wed July 22, 2020
		Ben & Jerry's new edible cookie dough recipe is perfect for people who never grew up with a mom who let them lick the beaters source: 1029thewolf.radio.com \| share:	19

Mon July 20, 2020
		Pianist provides the instrumentation to support a singing cat source: classicfm.com \| share:	14
		Which galaxy looks the most like the Milky Way? source: forbes.com \| share:	14

Sun July 19, 2020
		Finally, a holiday we can all get behind: it's National Ice Cream Day source: cnn.com \| share:	26

Sat July 18, 2020
		In this corner: frozen custard. In the opposing corner: ice cream. FIGHT source: yahoo.com \| share:	46
		In this corner: frozen custard. In the opposing corner: ice cream. FIGHT source: yahoo.com \| share:	46

Thu July 16, 2020
		This Sunday, July 19, is National Ice Cream Day. Here's the scoop on all the freebies and/or deals source: foodandwine.com \| share:	1

Tue July 14, 2020
		So it turns out that the children's book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" might not, in fact, be a deeply symbolic parable of the welfare state's questionable role in our modern society and, instead, is just a story about a mouse who likes cookies source: slate.com \| share:	70

Mon July 13, 2020
		Tiger the cat videobombs Dean of Canterbury during morning prayer, steals his milk source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	6
		Why submit this? Some men just want to watch the world burn source: seriouseats.com \| share:	21

Sun July 12, 2020
(Some nice smelling dog shampoos)		My dogs now smell like dryer sheets, and it's fantastic. What's your favorite shampoo to get rid of hound-stank? source: petag.com \| share:	50
(Some nice smelling dog shampoos)		My dogs now smell like dryer sheets, and it's fantastic. What's your favorite shampoo to get rid of hound-stank? source: petag.com \| share:	50

Sat July 11, 2020
		Astronomers determine there is a 'wall' of thousands of galaxies nearer to the Milky Way than anything observed so far source: nytimes.com \| share:	91

Fri July 10, 2020
		We demand that instead of exploiting monkeys, coconut milk producers exploit humans who lack the natural climbing abilities of monkeys source: bangkokpost.com \| share:	66

Thu July 09, 2020
		Customers wondered how they achieved such a creamy flavour. The answer is obvious source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	10
		Oh, DIP source: thetakeout.com \| share:	8
		Oh, DIP source: thetakeout.com \| share:	8
		Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, new Batwoman source: variety.com \| share:	43

Wed July 08, 2020
		You only need two ingredients to make homemade Magic Shell. Three more if you include the bowl, spoon, and ice cream, but Farkers are a prepared bunch source: thetakeout.com \| share:	11
		Want a milkshake but have little money? Burger King has mini nine ounce shakes for a buck source: local21news.com \| share:	10
		An answer to today's burning question: What makes heavy cream, whipping cream, light cream, and half-and-half all unique, and can you substitute one for another? source: msn.com \| share:	20

Thu July 02, 2020
		Astronomers have found an ancient black hole with more mass than some galaxies and 1000 times more light than the entire Milky Way source: twitter.com \| share:	33

Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)		Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms source: newatlas.com \| share:	4
(Some Guy)		Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms source: newatlas.com \| share:	4

Mon June 29, 2020
		If you literally like to pig out on ice cream today is your lucky day source: nj.com \| share:	12
		Vice President Mayonnaise Von Milktoast declares during a Dallas speech that Confederate soldiers' statues being torn down is a disservice to 'Our nation's greatest heroes' source: wfaa.com \| share:	99

Thu June 25, 2020
		Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite source: metro.co.uk \| share:	53
		Doggo ice cream - for all of our very good bois source: thetakeout.com \| share:	4

Wed June 24, 2020
		Florida Woman demands paternity tests for goats. Florida Man seen sweating nervously source: mynews13.com \| share:	8
		Reporters nationwide soaking tampons in their frappuchinos after off duty LAPD officer finds an alpaca in his coffee-flavored milkshake source: vice.com \| share:	54

Tue June 23, 2020
		That's one way to get a job through social media -- Farm work given as punishment for teens after stolen goats traced online source: mlive.com \| share:	22
		Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	10

Mon June 22, 2020
		And now, in-depth look of how the NYPD manufactured and completely bungled Milkshakegate source: nypost.com \| share:	107

Sat June 20, 2020
		You need to put this baby seal safari in Canada on your bucket list. Protip: leave your clubs behind source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	3

Fri June 19, 2020
		Trevor Noah on John Bolton's new book: "It's one big 'Got Milk?' ad" source: deadline.com \| share:	18

Thu June 18, 2020
		There could be as many as 6 billion Class-M planets in the Milky Way. We're gonna need a lot more than a 5-year mission source: eurekalert.org \| share:	16
		Depressed are the cheese makers source: modernfarmer.com \| share:	1

Tue June 16, 2020
		Not news: Recall due to unlabeled allergens. Fark: 7 of the 8 allergens that require labeling source: fda.gov \| share:	5

Mon June 15, 2020
		The virus may have knocked the Minnesota State Fair out for this year, but it's still no match for Pronto Pups, cheese on a stick, cheese curd tacos, and Sara's Tipsy Pies source: foodandwine.com \| share:	9
		"I felt humiliated," said man refused drive-thru service at KFC because he was riding in a horse-drawn carriage, just two of the bad decisions that have made up the tapestry of his life source: metro.co.uk \| share:	57
		Orange Mushroom to probe Big Meat. Only in this timeline could this not be a euphemism source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	6

Fri June 12, 2020
		Ugly-ass baby boom going on at Palestinian zoo after humans stop coming around due to coronavirus source: reuters.com \| share:	8

Thu June 11, 2020
		In this story's defence, it starts with a dairy-based low-speed non-collision and a poop-flinging incident before becoming horrifically brutal (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	29
		In this story's defence, it starts with a dairy-based low-speed non-collision and a poop-flinging incident before becoming horrifically brutal (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	29

Wed June 10, 2020
		8) It's just a yummy loaf of milk source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		8) It's just a yummy loaf of milk source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21

Tue June 09, 2020
		When you take the concept of having a "vanilla concrete" a BIT too far source: nypost.com \| share:	55

Sat June 06, 2020
		And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately source: msn.com \| share:	59

Thu June 04, 2020
(Prevention)		How to eat responsibly at Taco Bell according to dietitians, who provide 11 vegan options to protect the heart while clearing the colon source: prevention.com \| share:	9
		Unless you are a family of 16, you should not buy avocados, spices, flour, coffee, or milk in bulk at Costco source: doyouremember.com \| share:	89

Wed June 03, 2020
		2020, not satisfied with only large-scale mayhem, decides to play joke: "...a container of almond milk was being sent away for a urine analysis, according to a police report" source: boston.com \| share:	20
		2020, not satisfied with only large-scale mayhem, decides to play joke: "...a container of almond milk was being sent away for a urine analysis, according to a police report" source: boston.com \| share:	20
		"If an 8-year-old kid can safely go somewhere to buy a popsicle, and get back home before it melts, chances are it's a neighborhood that works" source: treehugger.com \| share:	17

Fri May 29, 2020
		She grew up in Kentucky, where as she said you're taught three things - horses, basketball, and bourbon. Thank God she did not make an ice cream containing real horses source: postandcourier.com \| share:	4

Wed May 27, 2020
		How yogurt came to dominate American grocery stores and change the American diet source: vox.com \| share:	23

Mon May 25, 2020
		Sit down and don't pass out for this trippy video of the day: Cool timelapse footage shows the Milky Way "spinning in the clear sky as the lake below reflects the shining stars in its still waters." DUDE source: twitter.com \| share:	46

Sun May 24, 2020
		Let's go to the Mos Eisley Cantina, have a nice cold pint of blue milk, and wait to see if Dengar shows up in Season 3 source: aiptcomics.com \| share:	10
		"His return on investment is terrible. He is kind of a sucker. These guys are playing him, milking him like a cow." And that's no bull source: salon.com \| share:	85

Thu May 21, 2020
		Wrenched are the cheesemakers source: theguardian.com \| share:	15

Tue May 19, 2020
		José Andrés shares 9 quarantine cooking tips. yes, it's a video, but it's also José farkin' Andrés source: foodandwine.com \| share:	10

Mon May 18, 2020
		Stilton sales stilted. You submitted this with a cheesier headline source: bbc.com \| share:	22
		Stilton sales stilted. You submitted this with a cheesier headline source: bbc.com \| share:	22

Sat May 16, 2020
		Icelandic farmers are now 50% lonelier source: grapevine.is \| share:	16
		Judge dismisses "happy cow" suit against Ben & Jerry's, says thery're probably more "fat & sassy" source: chron.com \| share:	5
		Judge dismisses "happy cow" suit against Ben & Jerry's, says thery're probably more "fat & sassy" source: chron.com \| share:	5

Fri May 15, 2020
		Video reveals why you should be milking your cucumbers until white foamy substance comes out before eating them. No word on if we can do this with eggplants source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	28

Thu May 14, 2020
(Some Guy)		9 pound cakes you'll love. That may sound like a lot of cake to some folks, but I like big bundts and I can not lie source: blog.williams-sonoma.com \| share:	14
		London's "pub-on-wheels" pulls pints on people's doorsteps, sets the bar for every good soul in the world source: reuters.com \| share:	8
		Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	12

Wed May 13, 2020
		With county fairs off, farm kids are live stocking their cows and sheep source: nytimes.com \| share:	3
		An article praising the benefits of simmering chicken in chocolate milk source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	10

Tue May 12, 2020
		Over 99 percent of Holstein bulls born using artificial insemination in the last decade trace their male lineage to two bulls born in the 1960s, and they're both pretty much shagged out and could really use a nap source: phys.org \| share:	6

Mon May 11, 2020
		French people encouraged to eat more cheese as an act of patriotism, proving once again that nationalistic plans are always full of holes source: nypost.com \| share:	59
		French people encouraged to eat more cheese as an act of patriotism, proving once again that nationalistic plans are always full of holes source: nypost.com \| share:	59
		Community supported argiculture is booming: "We had a reporter call here and say, 'We want to see some produce rotting in the field and milk going down the drains...And I said, 'Well, actually, that's -not- what's happening' " source: npr.org \| share:	55

Sun May 10, 2020
		"Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' cuts off power to 800 homes". Managed to steer clear of udder disaster though likely to remain the butt of some jokes as people milk it for what it's worth source: bbc.com \| share:	34

Wed May 06, 2020
		Ketchup pasta, canned tuna pasta, and mustard pasta source: people.com \| share:	16
		French farmers worrying about cutting the cheese source: politico.com \| share:	6
		Woman feeds stray cat that shows up on her doorstep. Stray cat then calls her wee nursing kittens out from under the house to meet the woman who saved them all. Now they're all one big happy family source: boredpanda.com \| share:	1

Mon May 04, 2020
		Remember when people said it would be impossible to distribute all the food being thrown out by America's farmers? Yeah, they were wrong source: wkbw.com \| share:	97
		Kroger donates 200,000 gallons of milk to food banks. Hopefully, along with jars or jugs or something source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	23

Fri May 01, 2020
		A Swiss biotech company is just about ready to release Bartertown 1.0. You'll know when it hits source: nytimes.com \| share:	4

Thu April 30, 2020
		6 ways to celebrate Star Wars Day from home. #1 is unbelievable source: creativebloq.com \| share:	23

Wed April 29, 2020
		Mock them all you want, but yaks were domesticated 50,000 years ago, their milk is a superfood, their fiber is the new cashmere, and they don't talk back source: mnn.com \| share:	61
		I don't care how runny it is source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	8
		I don't care how runny it is source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	8

Tue April 28, 2020
		Meet the 'Modern Milkman, who will deliver milk to your house and his business is booming during the pandemic source: fox43.com \| share:	14
		Meet the 'Modern Milkman, who will deliver milk to your house and his business is booming during the pandemic source: fox43.com \| share:	14

Fri April 24, 2020
		Trump is living in his own Dr Seuss reality, we should help him with some of the limericks source: fark.com \| share:	54
		Grocery store chain Publix buys surplus food, milk from farmers, donates all to Feeding America across Southeast US source: wfla.com \| share:	30
		Grocery store chain Publix buys surplus food, milk from farmers, donates all to Feeding America across Southeast US source: wfla.com \| share:	30

Tue April 21, 2020
(VegNews)		Non-Dairy ice cream bars are coming to select Dairy Queen locations source: vegnews.com \| share:	19
		Contrary to popular belief, cows release only a tiny portion of methane through flatulence. About 95% comes from cow burps source: business.financialpost.com \| share:	12
		If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, they have this adult ice cream truck in Houston source: khou.com \| share:	18

Mon April 20, 2020
		Freeze-dried bull semen being put to use by wagyu beef scientists in Japan, who document world's first birth of test-tube wagyu calf. She cleans up nice source: mainichi.jp \| share:	8
		'We deeply regret this error. Our sincerest apologies go out to the Jones family who operates the farm' source: wric.com \| share:	51
		'We deeply regret this error. Our sincerest apologies go out to the Jones family who operates the farm' source: wric.com \| share:	51
		Common substitutes to keep you humming along in your isolationary kitchen baking stuff you'll end up eating alone source: foodandwine.com \| share:	5

Fri April 17, 2020
		21 ice cream flavors you've never heard of from someone who has never heard of a slideshow source: tasteofhome.com \| share:	27
		Steak 'n Shake unveils pork belly steakburger and cotton candy milkshake to help you eat away your COVID-19 confinement blues in style. And you get free fries at the drive-thru source: brandeating.com \| share:	10

Thu April 16, 2020
		The U.S. government is helping farmers out by buying meat and milk. Support your local farmers, FARKers source: msn.com \| share:	22
		The U.S. government is helping farmers out by buying meat and milk. Support your local farmers, FARKers source: msn.com \| share:	22
		The secret to beating the Corona virus? Giant's milk source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	15
		Remember when farmers replaced American Indians? Land O' Lakes remembers source: twincities.com \| share:	24
		Remember when farmers replaced American Indians? Land O' Lakes remembers source: twincities.com \| share:	24

Wed April 15, 2020
		Food expiration dates that matter, and the ones that don't. Because this info might become as useful as the extra roll of toilet paper you found in your bathroom cabinet source: nytimes.com \| share:	13

Tue April 14, 2020
		Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	10
		Tired of those regular, boring, stuffy Zoom meetings? Why not add a goat or a llama to your meeting? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	11
		Wholesale supply chain Restaurant Depot has opened their doors to the public. Come for the TP, stay for the Bubble Gum Flavored Sno-Cone syrup source: boingboing.net \| share:	32

Sun April 12, 2020
		Old and busted: The Milky Way and Andromeda will collide in 4 billion years. New collision alert: It has begun. Everyone panic, the distant gas of our Galaxy is already in contact with the gas in Andromeda's halo source: physics-astronomy.com \| share:	41
		Surprise: Americans don't like vegetables. Obvious tag explodes again source: nytimes.com \| share:	32

Sat April 11, 2020
		What better way to cheer yourself up during lockdown than lean out of your window at 18:30 every evening and moo like a cow? I cudn't think of an udder way and these guys hoof milked it for all they are worth source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	38
		What do you get when you combine bananas, popcorn, strawberries, tuna (including the water in the can), Brussels sprouts, creamed corn, bread, black beans, mayonnaise, and imitation butter? source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	60
		Not only will the corona virus change the world, it will change McDonalds FOREVER source: ladbible.com \| share:	17
		Not only will the corona virus change the world, it will change McDonalds FOREVER source: ladbible.com \| share:	17

Fri April 10, 2020
		Apparently many Americans are craving cereal, bakes goods, and snacks during the coronavirus. List your cravings to the right source: usatoday.com \| share:	56
		Does God care about your menu choices on Good Friday, let alone take church attendance? source: newsweek.com \| share:	25

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