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Tue November 24, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus sobered up to avoid joining the 27 Club
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Sat November 21, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Come for the drive-through holiday lights display stretching for a mile, stay for the townsfolk outraged about ... eugenics and radioactive oatmeal?
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Judas Priest's Rob Halford can't wait to hear new album by A: Iron Maiden? B: Ozzy? or C: Miley Cyrus?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Lost your cat? Firstly, make sure it didn't decide to take a trip to a Home Depot 2,500 miles away
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Sun November 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you had meteor on your 2020 bingo card. Earth just missed one by less than 400 miles
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Fri November 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Geraldo apparently spoke to a multiverse Trump that will eventually be reasonable, respect the Constitution and concede the election. Miles Morales not available for comment
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Express seems surprised that their travel-based clientele are saving their miles for when they can travel again, instead of spending them for $0.006 each at Amazon
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus' "Party In The U.S.A.," NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" suddenly charting for some reason
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Fri November 06, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Mileena is back with a vengeance
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Thu November 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a half a mile, turn right. In a quarter of a mile, turn left. At 6:10pm ET, listen to oontz. At 6:25, watch a brand new Falcon 9 deliver a GPS satellite to orbit for the Air Force
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bitter Nixon concession speech from 1960, guessing it is still miles ahead of what we will get from Trump
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Force is about to get their first astronaut. He's already in space. Bet that recruiter used his POV to get some sweet, sweet mileage $$$
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Fri October 30, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bus carrying 38 inmates crashes on Pennsylvania Turnpike. US Marshalls put out a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paris stuck in 430-mile traffic jam as the entire population tries to get out of town before new lockdown comes into force
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A chance for Farkers to make some dough and get cool stuff, plus a new thread milestone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Those who thought "Anonymous" was Kellyanne Conway were Miles away from the truth
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Mon October 26, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Someone's writing romantic poems to Harriet Conklin, Liz & George reminisce and while Superman is off sleuthing in Metropolis, Jimmy's hundreds of miles away on a ship whose anchor is about to bash a hole in its hull. Paul's Memory Bank at 8PM EDT
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Well I would walk 300 miles, and I would walk 300 more .... in a full suit of armour to publicize mental health
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Creepy husky smiles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: Retire? In my moment of triumph? *broad smile*
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Sat October 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chileans to decide whether to I'll tip their hats to the new constitution, take a bow for the new revolution, smile and grin at the change all around, then get on their knees and pray they don't get fooled again
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mileena, Kitana, Jade, and Baraka arrive at the presidential debate wearing masks for the first time
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Thu October 22, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
He was going down grade making ninety miles an hour, and his whistle broke into a scream. He was found in the wreck, with his hand on the throttle, and scalded to death by the steam. Biden Vs. Trump Debate Number Two, 9 PM ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Just 60 miles down the San Bernardino Freeway. They got some dark green air you can choke all day. Gonna spend the rest of their lives. Say now. Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana. Ain't talkin' 'bout the Redlands, no no. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This pregnant woman can run faster than you, in fact she ran a mile in under six minutes a week before she was due
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus working on new album of Metallica covers. Um, \m/-.-\m/?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Idaho man breaks Guinness World Record by jogging 29 miles while juggling at the same time. His excitement was short-lived, however, once he realized he hadn't traveled far enough to actually make it out of Idaho
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Mon October 19, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Smile, for you do not need to worry about your future. Your lucky numbers are 187, 5-0, and 911
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(Axios)
 
 
 
All he needs to do is shut up and be more likeable. And he'd be so much prettier if he smiled more
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Sun October 18, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bear with me here. They remind me of the Bee Gees, harmony wise. Miley and Noah Cyrus duet
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Sat October 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So apparently Maine had 5,000 miles of ocean stolen from them? And Trump gave it back?
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Expectations last seen with smile on its face
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Trump should talk less and smile more. Trump's not throwing away his shot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Oh, Mr. Trump, you have a great smile. You're so handsome when you smile. And I'm sure you'll still be smiling when you find out who I'm going to vote for this year"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After driving hundreds of miles to Florida to go to bars and strip clubs on port visit during the 2020 pandemic, sailors catch something new and exciting
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Mama llama drama
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Oasis' iconic "Wonderwall" collects 1 billion streams on Spotify, the first track from the 1990s to reach this milestone. What the hell's a wonderwall anyway?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Hey Evangelicals, you got that 3rd SCOTUS seat, so feel free to treat Trump the same way he treats a wife with too much mileage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You should smile behind your mask
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Sat October 10, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
FOUND: One sheep, grazing along the roadside in the middle of St. Louis
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Fri October 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame special to feature Miley Cyrus, Adam Levine. So almost Rock & Roll it is
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
More like deluxe spider condo
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Purple poop plasters people's property
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you're looking to buy some new/low mileage Europeans autos, some good new. Also, there may be some low hours 727s available
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Telsa Roadster travels more than 35 million miles without having to recharge its batteries even once
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Mon October 05, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Even Trump aides are calling the Barrett announcement the "Rose Garden Massacre"
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police reel in a man with $9,000 in stolen fishing equipment and other items. He was lured in by the thrill and won't be getting off the hook any time soon
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
He went to bed alone. He woke up with something adorable (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse." He was a millionaire, created a fitness empire, and was killed attempting a British land speed record on a motorcycle. He got two of the three
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Check those insurance policies for gaping holes like this one
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cyclist rides 2,500 miles from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek
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Wed September 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smile for the camera
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Tue September 29, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
British inventor sets world record for fastest trash can
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Mon September 28, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
We lost the legendary Miles Davis on this day in 1991. Relive his genius from this clip live from Copenhagen in 1969
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Wearing underwear is forbidden in ferret-legging, so the animals have easier access to both pant legs, not to mention the additional challenge for the competitor"
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
2020 presents the cure for 2020: the firenado. "One ... was rated an EF-2, with winds up to 125 miles per hour. The other had winds of up to 100 miles per hour and was rated an EF-1"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus covers Blondie's Heart of Glass, so what's not to like?
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Uni the Shiba Inu - patient zero of all of our smiles today
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Registered sex offender drove 450 miles to meet "teenager." Didn't blink the whole way
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Tue September 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Beef jerky - it there anything it can't do?
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Mon September 21, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Dude loses surfboard in Hawaii, it shows up 5,000 miles away in the Philippines. It was probably pitted, so pitted by then
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Sat September 19, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The hockey season has filtered down to between 4 and 7 games left. Will The Cup head way south to Dallas or even further by going to Tampa? Either way it's being fought for 2,800 miles to the north. Confused? You won't be after 7:30 PM ET
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Little Green Men. New Hotness: Big Green Spacecraft (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Lawn furniture upended in Los Angeles area
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Even after 14 billion miles and 43 years, Voyager 1 just keeps on going
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Dolphin, trapped nine miles inland after Hurricane Laura, gets lift back to Gulf of Mexico. Give those guys a high-fin
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Diana Rigg once stormed off the set of Game of Thrones "at 0.1 miles per hour" when faced with doing a scene with the Sand Snakes
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Wed September 16, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Don't hang your mask on the rearview mirror
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New polling out for the Senate Races in Maine, South Carolina and Kentucky: Collins should be VERY concerned, Blanche may have to start fanning himself rapidly to avoid succumbing to the vapors, and sadly the Turtle gets to smile smugly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK photographer keeps calm and carries on for five years and 6600 miles, walking and shooting all the way around the coast of Britain
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
South Dakota's attorney general reports hitting deer Saturday night. Police find human body along side of road the next morning. Coincidence?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
All major airlines now backing new debt with frequent flyer miles. Banks hope to get paid back on a specific Wednesday, 6 months from now, in addition to $37.50 in fees and taxes
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The west coast fires are putting out so much smoke it's now being pulled into a Pacific cyclone over 1000 miles away
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Mon September 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy drives sick grandma to hospital - in a Mercedes-Benz. Janis Joplin approves
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Looking for a low mileage, German made electric car? Well the LAPD is selling its hardly-used electric BMW i3 fleet for dirt cheap
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stars' cars. Cars of stars? Nice rides, subby will smile and wave when driving by in a 15-year-old minivan
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mulan reviewer says the new Mulan is 'sombre and humorless', Maybe she didn't smile enough to suit him
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Thu September 03, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Flaming Ecstasy Maserati is a great band name, but a shiatty place to ditch your girlfriend and baby while running from the cops
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists bring the turtle with the permanent smile back from extinction. How did they do it? S-l-o-o-o-o-w-l-y
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enterprising and courageous Flat Earthers set out on voyage to find the edge, wind up 225 miles BEHIND where they started. Almost like they went all the way around
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump attacks Drudge for stroke report and Hillary Clinton smiles healthily
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pip goes on epic 10,000-mile journey to rejoin her owners after being left behind because of COVID-19. Although it's still unclear why the eagles couldn't just take her there
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spaniel chases flock of seagulls half a mile out to sea and he swam, he swam so far away he had to be rescued by lifeboat
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum in The Mandalorian because reasons
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Suddenly, giraffe (possible nsfw content on page)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Brazen pirate wannabe steals a Thames Clipper river bus in London, leads police on miles-long chase down the River Thames
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
So, what's it like to travel 3600 miles down Route 66 in a 1929 Ford Model A? Let's find out
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Fri August 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mail delivery suspended at L.A. public housing complex with over 1,800 residents "because of safety issues"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California firefighters plead with residents to stop trying to use garden hoses to defend their homes against miles of advancing wildfire
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Trailer drops for Airplane Mode, an economy class passenger simulator. Featuring meh meals, crying babies, Sudoku, spotty WiFi, and turbulence. Subby holding out for Mile High Club DLC
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Ian Anderson performs for the Yankees without Bungle in the Jungle. Hopes to avoid sitting on the bench with bad intents
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Wed August 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Girl riding runaway unicorn saved by a ferry
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
AmazonSmile donates to reputable charities based on research by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Conservative "charities" have a problem with all this vetting nonsense and the whole "Hate Watch" list thing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hungry New Yorkers form quarter-mile line for food in Queens. This is not a repeat from 1931
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Sun August 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mount Sinabung has erupted again. Icing everywhere
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Wed August 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas, industrial plant, fire, fumes, the usual
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
My 1987 Schwinn went all wonky on me on a bike trail. Let's dissect this experience
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Tue August 18, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Subject is pantsless; repeat pantsless. Well, maybe. She may or may not be topless. Be advised nearest nudist colony is 23 miles away
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Pay up Tavis, not so Smiley now are you
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All these red Genesis G70s with low mileage. Scam, amirite? Actually, no, sir, there's your opportunity
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Fri August 14, 2020
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
10 hours, 17.5 miles, 5 jellyfish stings: Because she could
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline, and totally appropriate for 2020: "Are bread riots coming to America?" Ben Richards nods knowingly to Damon Killian, who smiles gleefully
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looks like Miley Cyrus is going to have a lot of material for a new album soon
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Wed August 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the rest of the country was distracted by Covid, Mother Nature just gouged out a 700 mile long chunk of the Midwest with hurricane force winds
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's 1016 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of hydrogen, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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Tue August 11, 2020
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hi-yo Silver ... to the grill
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows says if he gets his way Trump's acceptance speech for the GOP nomination will be held "not within a mile" of White House. So how far away from the White House IS the Russian embassy?
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Google Earth user spots '400ft ice ship' sitting 100 miles off the coast of Antarctica, immediately sends conspiracy theory nutters bonkers that it's from a secret Nazi base or from an ancient civilization (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 08, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
We have a stock car doubleheader today. First there is 180 miles from Road America in the Xfinity series. Later, there is the first race of the weekend at Michigan. Both races on NBCSN with Xfinity going at Noon ET and Cup launching at 4 PM
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For sale: One missile launch site in North Dakota, never used. The ultimate quarantine property, provided there are no Russian ICBMs with the coordinates and the buyer has a sizeable renovation budget
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to smile with your eyes while wearing a facemask. Hopefully there's one on how to show a look of disgusting or utter dismissiveness with one's eyes next
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Runaway terrapin returned to owners after swimming two miles down river. It was a good thing he was caught or there would be shell to pay
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might be a big fan of your team, but you're not a "turn 125 acres of land into a giant logo" big fan
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan's in talks to make the first purchase of some sophisticated U.S. drones with a 6000 mile range and possibly with weapons already attached. China's not going to be happy about this, in fact Xi's going to be pretty irate
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A guy trades in his million-mile Frontier for a nearly identical model 13 years later. No, this isn't Nissan fanfic
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Airline hosting Hello Kitty flight for Father's Day
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That smile. It's the kid with the expensive toys, who ruined the game if he couldn't be in charge; all grown up
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New Wisconsin Supreme Court justice sworn in during 100-mile ultramarathon. Meanwhile, subby has to judge if he's too drunk to walk to the kitchen for another beer
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak
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Thu July 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the first Silverstone race approaching, trade the Armco for hay bales and enjoy some 30 second pit stops and blisteringly fast lap speeds of over 90 miles per hour from F1's first ever World Championship race
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barbie ignores everyone who tells her to shut up and smile more
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a lower income neighborhood? Smile, you're on Rite Aid Facial recognition camera. And don't forget to wave hello to your Big Brother in the Chinese government
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