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headlines found matching 'Midwestern United States'
Fri September 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
DeSantis says fark it, let everything open back up. Subby would use the Facepalm tag but it's off somewhere slathering itself in hand sanitizer
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Fri September 18, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sturgis 2.0
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just in time for a Labor Day surge: coronavirus cases now rising in 22 states, up from 3 a few weeks ago
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fauci: North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, and Illinois, ya'll better get into your giant plastic hamster balls asap
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's how Americans spent their Covid stimulus money, including both Hookers and Blow, as well as various combinations of the two along the economic consumption curve
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Forget it Jake, the 2020 census is fubared; leaked document warns of possible 'serious errors' in count
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Thu September 03, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
According to a survey, Michigan residents hate steak
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
...two, three. Three states traced COVID-19 cases to the Sturgis motorcycle rally. Ah, ah, ah
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
And the latest produce potentially contaminated with salmonella is *throws dart at food pyramid poster*...peaches
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Evil elf Mike Pence to spread Covid-19 in Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin after the RNC
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Kanye can't
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots are improving despite maskholes' best efforts
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Thu August 13, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for college campuses to open up, state wildlife officials report 6 cougar sightings in Michigan so far this year
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Efforts to further undermine the US election by turning it into a chaos circus continue as Kanye West has to be taken off the Illinois ballot amid thousands of invalid signatures
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Since he can't get his citizenship question on the census, Trump just orders the census shut down early. Surely it's not a problem, I mean we only have 40% of the households left to count
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: The latest "horse race" poll shows a massive gap between Democrats and Republicans on the "Who do you trust more?" question. We're screwed: Not Between Trump and Biden, but between Trump and Fauci/the CDC
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(News and Guts)
 
 
 
This makes perfect sense. I mean, when has Michigan ever been instrumental in winning the Electoral College?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Republican governors who've been following Trump's lead by denying Coronavirus exists find their states and polls are suffering
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Mon July 20, 2020
(WSFA)
 
 
 
In light of John Lewis' death, we should rename the bridge where he spilled his share of blood on Bloody Sunday. Especially since, y'know, the guy who it's named after was a Klan Grand Wizard and Confederate general
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020 ignores advice to go home and instead cracks open another twelve-pack. Behold a hurricane without a name descending on Minnesota and North Dakota
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
What happened, South Dakota? You used to be cool
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dewine won't order a mask order then proceeds to talk about how they could really get things under control if a large set of the population was wearing masks
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Wed July 08, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
You attack a vehicle, it just might attack back
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
If you're going to be operating a restaurant in Ohio right now, it's probably best you don't put up a sign like this
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