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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Windows 11 leaked online. Here is the screenshot goodness
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft says October 14, 2025 is the end of Windows 10. Let the age of the Linux desktop begin
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
While many employees moved toward being entirely based from home during the pandemic, Microsoft took a slightly different approach by requiring them to sleep in their data centers
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
All the E3 major game release trailers in one place, Outer Worlds 2 is the only one Subby trusts to be accurate
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Some Door)
 
 
 
Surprise, Microsoft is probably going back on their word
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tim Apple to get xCloud for xmas
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Microsoft and XBox planning to adopt the strategy they should have followed 16 years ago
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Wed June 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Time to do a shiatty 15-second dance; Biden just replaced Trump's TikTok ban
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple, Android, Windows sittin' in a tree F-A-C-E-T-I-M-I-N-G
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Tue June 08, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Much like the Borg, Apple will learn resistance is not futile
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
*Bing search* "Tiananmen Tank man"...Bing results: Who?
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Why don't they just make Windows 10 louder?
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Wed June 02, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft issues warning regarding their latest generation of Windows. It is coming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just what the world needs - another museum. At least this one's owned by Nintendo
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KKR and CD&R buy CLDR for 4.7B, QED
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The SolarWinds hackers are back and ready for more
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Wed May 26, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
You know, for something that "just works" you guys are entering into Microsoft levels of code competence. And yes, its ANOTHER time in the last 12 months that Apple is telling people to update to fix serious security flaws
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Its been a minute, so let's go ahead and get rid of the Windows start menu again
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The year of Linux on the desktop is finally here thanks to Microsoft
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Something that's not overpriced at the Apple Store
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't polish your turtle if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Is Windows 10 Professional better or worse than Windows 7 Professional?
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cooking on the stand
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Fark it, we're doing 5 gigapixel webcams
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Fri May 21, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hey guys, you know what sticks up into the skyline of most towns, contains a mixture of carcasses and feces and is very, very rarely cleaned?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The end is nigh for Internet Explorer
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Tue May 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market super psyched about Home Depot, then depressed after realizing housing starts lower than expected on news that lumber is more valuable than gold
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates divorce is getting uglier and uglier
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft says it investigated Bill Gates' involvement with an employee back in 2000. Did he step down in 2020 because of this? Spokesman: BSoD
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
First you get the money, then you get the... Sorry nerd, none for you
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Commander Shepard defeated by wireless Xbox headsets
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Security expert warns of fragging vulnerability. I knew we shouldn't have shot Lt. Neidermeyer
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gossip columns imply Jeffrey Epstein caused Bill Gates's divorce, but really it was the marriage as a subscription service and forced downloads that ended things
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Subtext: Microsoft releases logo updates more than products
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Sat May 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft is updating its 26-yr old Windows icons . . . and they still include the antiquated 3.5" floppy disk
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Fri May 07, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft's ChromeOS competitor, Windows 10X, gets strangled in the development lab
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Thu May 06, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft promises to finally truly kill Flash, but you'll have to take the July Windows 10 update which zaps it from the core OS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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Wed May 05, 2021
(OMG Ubuntu)
 
 
 
Microsoft Edge is finally available for Linux
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Has she tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Sony strikes a note with Discord
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Microsoft is working on a system that creates movies from speech
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can you SMELLLLL what the Rock is donating? (Narrator: If you can smell 'em, unplug 'em. They're overheating.)
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Thu April 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rihanna buys $10M home next door to her $13M Beverly Hills mansion. Who does she think she is, Taylor Swift
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court rejects motion to dismiss JEDI allegations, precisely as Darth Bezos has foreseen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How about an 🍎 with a byte out of it?
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Why, of course Epic Games has no problems with Sony & Microsoft taking 30% of the lion's share of Fortnite revenue, but has a total cow over a much smaller total sum from bottom feeders Android and iOS
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft fails once again to give the people what they want: Comic Sans
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(XDA-Developers)
 
 
 
In a bit of deja vu, Microsoft has almost completely fumbled it's early lead in tablet computers, just as it did with smartphones
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Tue April 27, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proposals pushed by Republicans in forty states seek to eliminate vaccination requirements
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Zoom comes up with a new way to make Zoom even worse with an 'immersive view' feature to bring everyone 'together'
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
From pregnancy tests to obscure industrial kitchen appliances, Doom really will run on almost anything. Which is great coding, a disturbing portent, or both
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Amazon)
 
 
 
What is the saddest book you've read? LGT a sadistically sad book to destroy your children with tears and weeping
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Microsoft decides talk is cheap but Discord is not
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
The Coalition for App Fairness wants iOS app distribution & payments to work like Windows. Subby recently bought a Windows 10 laptop with S mode, so even Microsoft has a problem with this
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Nintendo sends some goombas to court to sue Bowser
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Wed April 14, 2021
(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Ransomware attack creates cheese shortages in Netherlands. Food tab partially unscrews the STEM tab salt shaker, but should be taking it up with management over in the Business tab
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(Vice)
 
 
 
No 'Big Brother' hijinks going on here, just the FBI accessing computers around U.S. to delete Microsoft Exchange hacks
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Microsoft rounds a corner; Apple prepares to sue
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Please wait to fly your Mars helicopter until Microsoft has finished installing updates
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Has Microsoft *EVER* been able to do anything deftly?
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Sun April 11, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
While Age of Empires IV got hyped this weekend, its creators hinted Age of Mythology may be returning as well. Anyone up for Celtic, Slavic, Aztec, Maya or Sumerian mythology and armies? Subby would like to see Hindu rakshasas on the battlefield
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Wed April 07, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft now submerging servers in liquid baths for more efficient cooling. Note to Drew: NOT BEER
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
There was only one thing stopping ransomware hackers from getting a payday: Windows XP
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Microsoft resurrects its first ever logo
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Tue April 06, 2021
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
The 6 Worst Versions of Windows, Ranked
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Cautious Optimism.com)
 
 
 
There is now an HIV vaccine, based on the COVID vaccines, in Phase 1 trials ... with a 97% response rate in getting the body to naturally produce antibodies for HIV spike proteins
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft delivers product to US military based off that other Dark Mirror episode
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft kills off Cortana. Plans to roll out new paper clip assistant app
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft concerned American democracy might blue screen
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Tue March 30, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Apple, with a straight face, tells a judge the app store cannot be a monopoly because app developers can just make a web browser based version and access it through the internet
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Now do a barrel roll
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The SolarWinds hackers even knew which way the wind was blowing at Homeland Security
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID-19 vaccine passports are an incompatible Tower of Babel: each state/country that's implemented one so far has its own. Two competing standards boards are butting heads, pitting Microsoft, Walmart, & health records vendors vs. IBM and MasterCard
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's starting to get a bit rusty in the Linux kernel
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Windows users are getting new icons in File Explorer. Linux users ask what's the big deal, can't they just put .PNG files in their .local/share/icons directory?
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Discord? in my Microsoft? it's more likely than you think
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Xbox Live is reborn
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Mon March 22, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Just in case you don't work in IT and need a good laugh (or cringe, ymmv)
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
LinkedIn tells advertisers business marketing doesn't belong near pictures of dogs in costumes while adding more cookies that dig in deeper than ticks
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're still giving users admin rights, well, you're kind of getting what you deserve
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hate it when mommy and daddy fight
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The "land of the free" has more people incarcerated than any other nation. 'murica tag couldn't make bail
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper's I'm Eighteen turns fifty. School's still out forever
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(Boing Boing)
 
Weeners
 
Man makes the wurst decision of his life by sampling his victim's sausage and leaving it behind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"White House warns organizations have 'hours, not days' to fix vulnerabilities as Microsoft Exchange attacks increase"
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bitcoin consumes a LOT of energy: more than Netflix, Apple, Facebook, Microsoft, Google, and every single EV - combined. How much more? At least 30% more, maybe 430% more. But for a beautiful moment in time we're creating a lot of value for bitminers
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Bethesda did videogames bad
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(The Register)
 
 
 
When it comes to security, Microsoft's gonna microsift. ESPECIALLY when it comes to security
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Microsoft was warned months ago - now, the Hafnium hack has grown to gigantic proportions"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With new "briefing email," Microsoft Cortana tries to intelligently deliver content to your inbox to make you more productive. Day after day Cortana fails, so here's how to turn off this misfeature. Daisy, Daisy, won't you read your mailsy
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(Xbox 360)
 
 
 
It's official. Microsoft is now doomed and there's no telling what the fallout of this latest move will end up being
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stocks rise thinking about the size of Biden's package
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Biden launches task force to investigate whether China needs an ass-whooping
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Are you using Microsoft email? Wait, don't tell me... Let me just check for you
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Malware McMalface
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft and pals want to track exactly who is creating cat memes
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds exact location of infamous Windows XP background. Still no explanation for the BSOD
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(Some Master Chief)
 
 
 
'Halo Infinite' screenshots reveal improved visuals while subby is still waiting for a new season of 'Red vs. Blue'
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Fri February 26, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Bill Gates likes his phone to be like his laptop, bloated and slow
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
XBox Dead
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Career Optimism Index temporarily spikes to all-time high as LinkedIn goes down and you can't pro-stalk former coworkers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Look, up in the sky - It's a bird, It's a plane... No, it's just Microsoft Windows throwing a hissy fit
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even Chinese government hacking tools are cheap knock offs
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microwave Word is getting text predilections next moth
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Thu February 18, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Gone in a flash
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's tricky to rock a box to rock a box for faster clocks, it's tricky, it's tricky
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Headline:"Windows 10 update pulled after installations freeze". Nonsense, subby is running the update right now and everything is going just ffffffffffff
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Microsoft Teams slacking but aims to be up before too much discord occurs
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
Microsoft puts Bethesda and ZeniMax into the 'Vault', well isn't that S.P.E.C.I.A.L
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