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headlines found matching 'Michigan'
Tue January 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've engaged in forging electors in the last couple of years, take heart that the feds are looking at you, and you might want to get a criminal defense attorney
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Small balls appear on the beach. It was cold, I swear
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
New study finds the obvious about wearing masks in schools
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Sun January 23, 2022
(US College Hockey)
 
 
 
38 saves, one goal against, one goal for is a great night for Dyck
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Fri January 21, 2022
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bright fireball sighted over the state of Wisconsin. No word if the local residents rushed to look for bottles of cinnamon whisky on the ground under the flight path
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell plans to use her 1/6 committee appearance to blow the lid off these election shenanigans. Joe and Kamala no doubt worried, stocking up on popcorn
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Dangerous precedent': Jan. 6 committee trains its sights on false pro-Trump electors GOP officials in five states illegitimately claimed to be qualified to declare Donald Trump the winner in 2020" - of all those involved, these must be the dumbest
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Michigan Judge who berated and threatened jail time to an elderly cancer patient over some unkempt weeds outside his home has apologized. "I made a mistake"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog steals the show at Michigan couple's wedding as the "best man"
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP strips Governor of most of her pandemic mitigating powers, a year later accuses her of killing thousands of elderly through inaction
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
University of Michigan believes there's only one 1 NFL job Jim Harbaugh would take if offered
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Wed January 19, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Obergefell, who you might know from Obergefell vs Hodges, running for Ohio House
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Bears are in contact with Jim Harbaugh
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Can't spend COVID relief money to save antivaxxers? Buy a bigger morgue instead
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Vectors victors
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Fri January 14, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan AG just referred the phony electors to the Feds
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Thu January 13, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
ICUs nearing capacity in at least 18 states as SCOTUS decides no one needs an umbrella when Freedumb Rains
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Wed January 12, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Waves on da big lake dey call Gitche Gumee are biatchin' dere, Sven
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
What could possibly have happened in 2020 to cause one states liquor sales to increase by 17%
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Mon January 10, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When the founder of Bell's brewery isn't serving up fresh suds, he's one of the leading voices against Enbridge's line 5. As if subby needed another excuse to drink Bells
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Michigan startup modified a Tesla battery to have twice the range
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The 1/6 Committee has learned that pro-Trump groups sent forged certificates of election to the National Archives falsely claiming that Trump won the election in Arizona and Michigan. I'm sure we'll see indictments in 3...2..1, hello? Is this on?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"University of Michigan immunologist says pandemic will end in 2022"
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Democratic Underground)
 
 
 
Sexually assaulting a minor who ends up becoming your sister-in-law, bringing a loaded gun on a plane... of course he was Michigan House Speaker. I think we have TFG's running mate
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit's Coney King passes away at 88. Casket draped with coney sauce, mustard, onions, and cheese
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Absolutely no one: ... Hillsdale Michigan Republican Party: INSURRECTION ANNIVERSARY Food & Drinks will be provide
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears and Jim Harbaugh have "mutual interest" in head coach position
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Of course you go to TikTok if you live in Michigan when your now ex's step-sister sends you a video of them having sex. This isn't Alabama after all
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ferrets, kangaroo killed in Michigan barn fire. Wait, what?
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Fox 47 Lansing)
 
 
 
At least it's not a crap museum
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michigan college adding "no worries" to a banished words appears to be pissing off the Australians, who will probably kill us all in retaliation
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Sun January 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to the Frozen Tundra for Sunday Night Football. Will the Vikings brave the cold and toast the Packers? Or will Green Bay conquer the elements and Minnesota? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 17 will see the Chiefs against the Bengals, the Dolphins travel to play the Titans, the Raiders tackle the Colts, the Rams battle the Ravens. the Broncos face the Chargers & the Cardinals take on the Cowboys. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox
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Fri December 31, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is Georgia and Michigan in the Capital One Orange Bowl at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN. Can the Georgia Bulldogs step up and defeat the Michigan Wolverines? Or will the maize and blue triumph and advance to the championship game?
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Covid is not your enemy." Covid isn't a foster parent to three needlessly orphaned children either
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first college football playoff game is the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic. Can Cincinnati continue their undefeated season against the Crimson Tide? Or will Alabama dominate the Bearcats? Find out at 3:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Suck at gambling? Write it off
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Mon December 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just one game for Monday and it is the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit. Will Western Michigan wallop the Wolfpack? Or will Nevada be victorious against the Broncos? Kickoff is at 11:00 AM ET on ESPN
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wanda Young of The Marvelettes won't be calling for Mr. Postman anymore
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Sat December 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There is one bowl game on Christmas Day, and it is the TaxAct Camellia Bowl. Will Georgia State roll over Ball State? Or will the Cardinals pounce all over the Panthers? Find out at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN
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Sun December 19, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Turn off the blue light: Once a staple of its post-war suburban boom the last Kmart in California closes tonight
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The rich keep getting richer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, any reason we should be worried about all these diehard Trump allies trying to get themselves appointed to election jobs?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Police discover right wing plot to kill governor. Difficulty: Not Michigan
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Wed December 15, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Much like Calvin's dad taught us how they determine the weight limit on a bridge, we now know that lake ice is safe for 11 elk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Michigan, where COVID is surging, gets the public intellectual it deserves
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(Saturday Tradition)
 
Weeners
 
Penix is coming out. West, he's going west
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Mon December 13, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Don't eat your ham and pepperoni balloons
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What percentage of the population will stay indoors for their own safety during the sudden lock-down? Difficulty: Less like Michigan, more like Pompeii
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Fri December 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember that Wayne County GQPer who didn't want to certify Biden's win, then did certify, then tried to "rescind" his certification? Well, he won't be doing any of those things ever again
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Wed December 08, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
After witnessing last night's Assist of the Decade/Potential Goal of the Year, the NHL is taking it easy tonight with only four games. PHI/NJD kick things off at 7pm ET & DAL/VGK wrap it up at 10. Older SCF rematch in the middle. Rioting optional
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jalopnik hoarder/wrencher who just happens to be in Michigan hits the jackpot: up to $400 per insured car rebate, x8
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Six states account for more than half of the country's reported recent Covid hospitalizations. Key word: reported
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It isn't just a regular college, it is an Elite College. It is also a scam with a football program
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Two scoops of permanent replacement workers for Kellogg's striking employees. Two scoops
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announces plans to force socialist payouts onto every car-owning citizen in the state. Resist, MAGA patriots. Don't let the radical Democrats tempt you with their siren-like lures. SAY NO THANKS TO SOCIALIST DOLLARS!
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
At exactly 12:55 Eastern Time, the exact moment those Germans began their attack on Pearl Harbor 80 years ago, a group of about 100 survivors will gather to commemorate the event with a moment of silence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CPS investigated the Crumbley family, but quickly found out they were suburban and white, so they didn't do anything
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your (non-Brady) pick for NFL MVP? Mine is Cordarelle Patterson
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(NBC 25 News)
 
 
 
News: Mid-Michigan high school takes action in response to Oxford shooting. Fark: by banning hoods and backpacks
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Detroit Lions win their first game of the year, but the game ball doesn't belong to anyone on the team. It goes to the families of the Oxford High School shooting victims
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Sun December 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The FBS playoff is set, and Cincinatti has been offered up to Saban as a sacrifice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wino at the bar talking to herself has some things to say about the Michigan high school shooting
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Sat December 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Championship Saturday starts at Noon ET with the Big 12 (Baylor-OKState), Mountain West (USU-SDSU), Sun Belt (ASU-Louisiana), SEC (UGA-Bama), AAC (Houston-Cincy), Big Ten (Michigan-Iowa), and ACC (Pitt-Wake Forest). Who will make the playoffs?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Charles Koch is outright buying politicians now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutor announces that parents of the psycho terrorist who shot up that Michigan high school are being charged with four counts of involuntary manslaughter. "Gun ownership is a right. And with that right comes great responsibility"
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's a lot of bacon
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Tue November 30, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
711 infected across 93 new coronavirus outbreaks in Michigan. Not to be confused with the 93 people sickened in Michigan caused by eating at 7/11
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit area HS basketball team attempts a group text, gets one number wrong. This resulted in chatting with an NFL team much better than the local one
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Today, in 1876, the very first Thanksgiving college football game was played, and the good guys won
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
In a move that doesn't surprise Central Michigan or Cincy, Brian Kelly isn't leaving Notre Dame... Until he is
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should replace the clock with a stopwatch at this point
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Mon November 29, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football brings us a team from Washington State vs. Washington. Can the Seattle Seahawks find a way to beat the Washington Football Team? Or will Taylor Heinicke send the Hawks back 2,758 miles with a loss? Kickoff at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
THE University of Michigan
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican who said concern about COVID-19 is a "hullabaloo" and compared fighting the pandemic to Nazism ... has been on a ventilator since the beginning of the month
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 13 starts at Noon ET with Ohio State-Michigan in the Big House, Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate (UGA-GaTech), the Iron Bowl (Alabama-Auburn), the Land Grants (PSU-MSU), and Bedlam (Oklahoma-OkSU) just to name a few big rivals. Let's get it on now
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Talking to your kids about Michigan's 10 year losing streak to Ohio State can be hard, luckily here's a helpful guide
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Fri November 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Timothy of Tebow proclaims Michigan won't fire Jim Harbaugh even after he loses to OSU by 147 points this Saturday. Amen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michigan out-Floridas Florida, bootstraps its way past Texas and is now #1 in personal freedoms
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Thu November 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Military doctors flown in to stem tide of COVID in third-world hellhole: Michigan
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Tue November 23, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Problem: Black Friday parade would promote local businesses, but everyone's still too full of tryptophan to get out of bed. Solution: BED PARADE
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Mon November 22, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Subby is somewhat certain that nervous bird's legacy is already set but is willing to give him decades to be proven wrong. Just like a Cade McNamara pass when the game is on the line, the previous link went where it wasn't supposed to go
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
As a palate cleanser, may we offer you Florida Woman, attempting to enter Canada with 56 handguns in her car?
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Sat November 20, 2021
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Now that the media's done the "turkey shortage" schtick to death, they're now already puking out the "Christmas Tree Shortage" schtick. Coming Soon: New Year's Confetti & Champagne shortage schtick
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI search for Jimmy Hoffa leads to landfill in NJ. AKA, Anytown, NJ
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Thu November 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Three individuals were arrested in Massachusetts after officers observed one of them shooting a deer decoy from inside a vehicle after legal hunting hours on private property. And damn that meat was tough
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Coast Guard offers 4 tips to avoid hypothermia on Michigan waters. Tl;dr Get real drunk and have a locator beacon so they can find your body
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Wed November 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
10-point buck takes sanctuary inside a church on opening day of deer hunting season. Meanwhile Elmer Fudd waits patiently noting the buck will have to step outside some time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The H3N2 flu is spreading at an unprecedented rate through the University of Michigan campus, to the point where the CDC sent a team to find out what the hell is going on. Fun fact: the 2021 flu shot covers H3N2
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is a catchphrase that comes from any time period that you often use whether it was in style or not?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump backed SoS candidate in Michigan is exactly what you'd expect from a Trump backed candidate
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Tue November 16, 2021
(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what would happen if a knock-off Tom Clancy novel came to life and ran for Congress, Michigan has the answer for you
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS will rule Taco Bell employees are in fact private contractors and not eligible for overtime in a few weeks at which point Biden will be blamed and BSABSVR
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Construction manager says male co-workers don't take her seriously because she's smoking hot
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Sun November 14, 2021
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Plow driver shortages = easier lockdowns. At least that'll be the spin
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Sat November 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 11 of college football is here. Can Penn State upend Michigan? Can Oklahoma beat Baylor? Can Purdue pull off another upset against Ohio State? Can Los Miss triumph over Texas A&M? All this and much more at Noon ET. How is your team doing?
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Thu November 11, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Bell's tolls for thee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan AG steps up and shows the world how politics should be done. Ok, less 'steps up' and more 'passes out at a football game', but let's all applaud her masterful response
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So, Spartan fan?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Flint, MI turns lead into gold and attorney's fees
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Wed November 10, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
America's Left Hand is raking in the dispensary cash...from the next state over
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
Evicted Texan leaves rental filled to the ceiling with thousands of Bud Light bottles. Tag is for their taste in beer
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
GM finds the perfect place to store the many trucks it built without chips: a microchip plant... that likewise has no chips
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The time has come to pressure the FDA into approving vaccines for Bambi
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Saturday Tradition)
 
 
 
When you're constantly blaming the refs for being inept to justify your losses, maybe it isn't the refs who suck at their job
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Some Yooper, Probably)
 
 
 
Michigan moves to have gun stores and shooting ranges classified as "essential businesses" so that during the next pandemic idiots can still get shot while refusing to get shots
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Stick a fork in that corn, huskers
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Sat October 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 9 of college football brings us Michigan-MSU, Georgia-Florida, Ole Miss-Auburn, and Penn State-Ohio State as top matchups. How is your team doing? Will any big surprises happen? Find out at Noon ET
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of our voting machines is missing
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Thu October 28, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
While he's no longer saving the universe, Andy Richter is 55 today
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Michigan moves to stop bleeding bleeding women dry
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hog Butcher for the World, / Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, /Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; /Stormy, husky, brawling, /City of the Big Shoulders: About to be swallowed by the lake
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Shame it isn't a road game, otherwise Sparty fans could just buy a few Coke bottles to get in
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In an article that is from the year 2021 and not 1999, callers in 35 states will need to dial using area codes starting Sunday
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Sat October 23, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The GOP's desperation is growing, and this business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are no matchups between ranked teams, but that doesn't mean the games aren't exciting. The action starts at Noon ET and the day has the top games of Northwestern-Michigan, Oregon-UCLA, Clemson-Pitt, and Tennessee-Alabama. Will we see surprises?
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Fri October 22, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
American gun violence 30% more American during the pandemic
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was aliens... but if it was, why in the world would they be visiting Detroit?
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: If your drunk girlfriend struck a security guard with a can of Red Bull, you shouldn't drive to the police station to pick her up on a flat tire while highly intoxicated
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
I want to believe... that this did not land on my house
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man gets pulled into woodchipper. Someone should write this into a movie
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
It's not often when Subby's hometown of less than 2,500 people hits international news. One local adult and their four children are being ransomed for a million dollars each in Haiti, along with twelve others
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Tue October 19, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, don't commit a home invasion. But if you do, don't get lost in the thick woods. But if you do, don't call 911 hours later for help finding your way home
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Hey, dummies - it's almost Halloween. Here are snapshots of ventriloquist heads to fuel some nightmares
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Men charged with stealing $1.5 million worth of rented textbooks from Amazon and selling them for cash. Police have not recovered either of the books
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Headline: Pumpkin Shortage in U.S.. Article: There's plenty of freaking pumpkins
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America: A Confederacy of Dunces
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
They're doing it QUIETLY, okay? So don't pay attention to Michigan Republicans QUIETLY REPLACING ELECTION OFFICIALS
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The group 'Republicans for Voting Rights' is launching a quarter-million dollar billboard campaign across the country to call on state lawmakers to reject frivolous audits of the 2020 election with the billboard saying "Trump lost. No more audits"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Biggest Loser
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan representative wears 'Q' button at election audit rally. Hilarity ensues
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, but we can again visit the memorial for the Edmund Fitzgerald
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't drink the water in this majority-Black Michigan city. Oh, you already know about Flint? Oh, well, different city this time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
*pinky to mouth* That's quite a ...charge
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"We're seeing a shift away from customer obsession to a more balanced view of the world." Neatly coincides with the Baby Boomers beginning their fade. Total coincidence
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Sat October 09, 2021
(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
1921: State shuts down unlicensed, uninspected producers of illegal cider. 2021: As above, but it isn't even hard cider this time
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
45-year-old woman hears song in store and it makes her sad. Then things start getting weird
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's GRRRRRRREEEEEED"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
18-year-old Michigan woman accused of lyeing to her father
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Deaf man arrested for alleged sign language death threat
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Hundreds of three-eyed Sea Monkeys come to life after someone just adds water to the Arizona desert
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Sure hope you're stocked up on cereal for the next couple of months, because workers at Kellogg's are now on STRRRRRRRIKE
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Don't bring a butter knife to a knife fight
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Mon October 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Somebody doesn't like poutine, eh
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
McDonald's surely to soon fire manager for giving away product without payment first
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Midwestern governors will make their flyover states drive-through
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Thu September 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another "unexpected" disappointing unemployment number for America. Oh well, look on the bright side ... there's always next week
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion funding aborted in Michigan. Won't somebody think of the zygotes?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(WJRT)
 
 
 
It wasn't all bad news for the 57 year old drowning victim, he had the winning lottery ticket in his wallet
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