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Fri July 23, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight Smackdown comes live from Cleveland (sucks) & Rolling Loud in Miami. Why is John Cena confronting Roman in Ohio instead of being the Doctor of Thuganomics in South Beach? Where's Sasha? Will The Man show up? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Because the only thing better than Austin drivers driving poorly is Austin robot drivers malfunctioning
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Today's financial "Oh well. Anyway"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell us your most memorable experience at the beach
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis as weekly covid cases have risen fourfold since June 17th: All is well, remain calm, nothing to see here, masks and vaccines are the REAL threat, right guys? guys?
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Mon July 19, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders offense going to space in 2021. If it's a one-way trip, hopefully they'll take Deshaun Watson, Jerry Jones, and Dan Snyder with them
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Fri July 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Miami has apparently begun its inevitable and irreversible collapse. This is not a repeat of the Dan Marino era
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AOC stands in solidarity with the Cuba protesters, breaks her silence and calls for an end to the US's "cruel" embargo
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Why the SOS Cuba protesters in Miami weren't arrested under Gov. Ron DeSantis' new anti-riot law
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Why the SOS Cuba protesters in Miami weren't arrested under Gov. Ron DeSantis' new anti-riot law
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked collapses so we caused a condo market collapse with a condo collapse
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked collapses so we caused a condo market collapse with a condo collapse
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Bet you smile at these photos of doggy-daycare classes full of good boys (& girls). Enjoy the dog days of summer, y'all
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How dumb is Tiffany Trump? She actually believes her dad would...or even could pay for her "international spectacle" of a wedding
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Wed July 14, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Two men found dead at Gianni Versace mansion in Miami. This is not almost a repeat from July 15, 1997
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Miami mayor talking about bombing Cuba really does something to Lindsey Graham
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov Ron DeSantis pretty much admits that he only signs laws to punish people that didn't vote for him
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Middle Eastern woman barred from boarding airline due to immodest attire. Fark: In Dallas
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Sun July 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets win NL East
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Curaçao feeling blue after covid knocks them out of Gold Cup Tournament
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"If you work on the top 12 floors, stay home. If you work on floors 1-16...meh, you'll be fine"
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Some Fly Guy)
 
 
 
Passengers on a flight to Miami ordered to place their hands on their heads and not film ( w/ film )
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surfside Kitty is down to eight lives
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Fri July 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
NBD, just a town in the Arctic circle matching Miami's highest temperature this year. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I want to hire an attorney who thinks about his pending cases while he's taking gunfire
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Thu July 08, 2021
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Banak, Norway, at 70° latitude, matches Miami's highest temperature this year. That's høt
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Desantis takes immediate action, launches investigation into structural integrity of coastal highrises and a review of the failures that led to the collapse. Just kidding, that would hurt landlords' bottom line
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Wed July 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
After six days on a small boat to escape Cuba, migrants finally reach dry land and their first question is "which way is Miami beach?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer." "What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?" ― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, selling drugs edition
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Inner Circle collapse before the Pinnacle? Can Andrade avoid imploding against Matt Sydal? Do Jericho & MJF spend the evening arguing over building codes? LIVE from MIAMI, AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not just the dialogue between J.K. Simmons and Chris Pratt. The soundtrack for "The Tomorrow War" has an instrumental called "Miami Dolphins Still Suck"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Rapper Pooh Shiesty held on federal gun and robbery charges" *Belch* Morty, there is a rapper named "Pooh Shiesty". *belch* People actually BUY his records Morty. Don't look away Morty, this is what society is now. Pooh Schiesty, Morty
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While real estate prices have been skyrocketing across the country, there are about to be some real bargains to be had, as a massive oversupply of units is expected to hit the Florida condo market
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Tue July 06, 2021
(The Score)
 
 
 
Former San Francisco 49er Vernon Davis is trying to model his acting career after some of the great thespians of our time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, why did the rest of the Miami condo have to be demolished? A) hurricane coming, B) rescue worker safety, C) to cover up that the Jews did it?
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Sat July 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Happy ransomware weekend
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE Dynamite
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Wed June 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Quivers in my bathroom. I got the shakes down my hallway. The tremors in my bedroom. Shakin' all over
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Tue June 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
President and First Lady to visit Miami in wake of building collapse, and before Fox starts asking why Biden isn't visiting Miami
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clingy girlfriends save lives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You'd think Americans would have learned from building collapses in India, China, and other places. But no, apparently their respect for building inspectors is exactly the same
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Jan Hammond is: 1) composer who wrote the "Miami Vice" theme; 2) heir to the Hammond organ fortune; 3) Qnservative who now runs SC's best school district with an iron hand
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Concerned Miami-area residents are now taking a closer look at their own high-rise apartment buildings and JFC
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whistleblower scientist Rebekah Jones hits the gas pedal on a campaign to unseat Matt Gaetz in FL-1
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like public officials' stories are about to start collapsing like a beach-front high rise
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Miami Beach condo complex that collapsed was the subject of a scientific study last year that warned of it sinking into the earth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Multi-story building near Miami partially collapses, more than 80 rescue units at location
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Martin Luther King plans a March on Washington. This is not a repeat from 1963
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Veteran jazz saxophonist and bandleader Nobuo Hara, who cooked in the era before sax players were expected to hit the gym and dress like Miami Vice extras, is dead at 94
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mia born at MIA. Lucky mom didn't travel to Phoenix
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Sat June 19, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, kids
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Thu June 17, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Today: NASCAR driver Landon Cassill signs new sponsorship deal. Tomorrow: Landon Cassill is very, very rich. Saturday: Landon Cassill is very, very poor
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kardashians pushing new sketchy cryptocurrency as part of their continued designs on Setlik III
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Bill forms in the Atlantic, possibly headed for Capitol Hill to become Hurricane Law
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pinky swear that you have been vaccinated will get you into Disney. Double dog dare will still get you kicked out
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Scottie Pippen is launching a bourbon without that other guy's help
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Sat June 12, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada Post: We're changing your postal code. Homeowners: Fine. Insurance Company: Here's a bill for $600. Homeowners: Not fine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin and Covid walk into a bar. The bartender says...
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman leaves drugged man at hotel. Fails to take kidneys
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
When you're too much of a Florida Man for even Florida
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida: Why is there a man sitting inside a box in Fort Lauderdale's airport?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Imagine Sonny Crockett at the wheel, sultry Miami breeze in his hair, Tubbs calmly loading that shotgun, all set to the sinister strains of "In the Air Tonight." Except they're on their way to the grocery store to pick up some household sundries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean flip-flops on unvaccinated cruisers. Its fans aren't so happy
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Our residents should not be held prisoner to a business model that promotes the all-night hard partying that has generated an unsafe atmosphere in our city"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Our residents should not be held prisoner to a business model that promotes the all-night hard partying that has generated an unsafe atmosphere in our city"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
18-year-old Georgia woman on life support after sister accidentally shot her in face while they drove to Miami. They were probably distracted while debating what a Big Mac is called in France
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Mon June 07, 2021
(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends whistleblower's account while the governor applauds
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Sat June 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
El Salvador to adopt Bitcoin as legal tender. Economists kermitsippingtea.jpg and Gritty are on board, whilst Professor Farnsworth offers up assorted lengths of wire
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
86-year-old man should not have to beg to work one more year for financial reasons. 86-year-old man should also not kill his boss when told no
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Miami Herald backs up Rebekah Jones and eviscerates Ron DeSantis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis gets dedonation from demystery dedonor, and it's presumably dedark money
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's conundrum: The state is surrounded on 3 sides by ocean, and sea-levels ARE rising, but the 20 ft seawall necessary to protect against hurricanes would be really ugly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's conundrum: The state is surrounded on 3 sides by ocean, and sea-levels ARE rising, but the 20 ft seawall necessary to protect against hurricanes would be really ugly
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck looks like how we would all look like if we were caught leaving Jennifer Lopez's house early in the morning
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Wed June 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
News: Florida Man takes son on a "drive-by" with his paintball gun. Fark: Residents think it's a real drive-by and fire back with live rounds. Florida: Dad accidentally runs over son after the son is shot
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lil Uzi Vert got something off his mind
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Is there a Kidz Bop version of 'I fought the law'?
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Rapper DaBaby involved in DaShooting in DaMiami DaBeach
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Study finds the best cities for 'naked gardening' should you desire to show off your peas and beanstalk or beautiful melons for the neighbors
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Regina King learns she's the frontrunner to direct the new Superman movie during MSNBC interview
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, over 20 people injured in a mass shooting in Miami. Suspects are still at large. Can we just do away with the clock completely now?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Revenge is a dish best served cold after stewing for a year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Inspector General grants Rebekah Jones whistleblower status. DeSantis cowering in his Fox News bunker ready to sign laws banning whistles and blowing
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for stealing 100s of ventilators intended for critically ill COVID-19 patients in El Salvador
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
CDC says first passenger cruise can proceed next month to become the first disease-laden floating ghost ship from the US
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz is desperately trying to give Netflix his life savings and home on Martha's Vineyard
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Tue May 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs continue with the Celtics trying to avenge their Game 1 loss in Game 2 against the Nets. The Suns would like to beat the Lakers again and the Mavericks are looking to double down on the Clippers. It all begins at 7:30 PM ET on TNT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bryson DeDumbass (with his pompous hat), who finished tied for 38th over the weekend at the PGA Championship, unleashes his inner Miami Hurricane and runs his mouth to a guy who tied for 2nd place
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do you call FAA proposing fines of over than US$60,000 against unruly airline passengers in mask fights? An excellent start
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Idea for a new horror movie. The title is, "My Child Fell Asleep At 5:05pm"
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Unsure if they were to go to the right or left of the buoy, they decided to crash into it
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Thu May 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP-controlled FL legislature passed a casino gaming bill that allows them to grant a Casino license to anyone whose proposed site is more than 15 miles from the Seminole Tribes' current casino. Guess who owns a golf club 15.2 miles away?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
So you're telling me that Detroit is not in ruins and everyone in Houston doesn't dress like a cowboy?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Four Seasons Miami sued over year long Covid furloughs. You'd think landscapers in the south would have full employment even during a pandemic
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Iconic Bridgerton Sex Scene Has an 'Extended Cut' You Need to See
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Since Matt Gaetz has the hookers covered, Gov DeSantis is trying to deliver on the blackjack
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trip advisor says it is "concerned" that anyone took any of the content on their site seriously
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"For those counting at home, that was two minutes, four points, one rebound, two technicals, and an ejection"
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than two dozen semiautomatic rifles owned by the city of Miami Police Department are missing. Not stolen, M-I-S-S-I-N-G
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow students?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Welcome to My NIghtmare ... if your nightmare is being quarantined on a cruise ship
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, it worked for Josie Geller
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, it worked for Josie Geller
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Re: Gigli 2? The Bennifer plot thickens
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you were looking at the Houston Texans, and asking yourself "What the hell are the Houston Texans doing?" Don't worry. NFL executives are now asking the same thing
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Sun May 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because, Florida
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Wed May 05, 2021
(CREW)
 
 
 
We're all still paying for the Trump kids' travel expenses
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Tue May 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burger King has a whole bunch of very new, fancy, experimental packaging that should do a really good job of hiding the fact that's the same "food" they've always had contained inside it
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis issues executive order suspending all local orders on Covid-19, because "While COVID isn't over, the need for emergency rules is"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Austin is the number one city in America for naked gardening. In related news, there are people that like to garden naked
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chicagoans and New Yorkers don't agree about who has the best pizza, except that it sure as hell isn't Florida
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Thu April 29, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Police officer, "You don't understand...he stole a CHICKEN"
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Police officer, "You don't understand...he stole a CHICKEN"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
NBA fines Rockets' Kevin Porter Jr. $50,000 for strip club visit. The lapdance is so much better when it's a Clippers' finin'
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you have around $2.2 billion lying around, you might be able to get an expansion team in MLB
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At 100 day mark, Americans see Biden as more moderate than Obama, which is actually part of a master plan to keep moderates with Biden while he pushes through a pretty progressive agenda
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Teachers not allowed to teach at expensive private school until they're vaccinated. Sorry IF they're vaccinated. Welcome to Plague Rat Centner Academy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite State™ goes soft on the Johnson
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Sun April 25, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Fri April 23, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Therapy bunny steals hearts at San Francisco Giants game
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hialeah traffic cops fill their ticket quotas. By writing tickets on random plate numbers they see on the street
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"But we know that someone thought it was acceptable to appear in court with their clothes off getting an injection. And that says to me both 'Florida' and 'Man' better than almost anything"
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Tue April 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"UCF will not be invited, but it will hold a parade announcing its own, separate super league"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Eurotrash in South Beach next year? Book it, done
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Zoo discovers new species of NOPE in Fark's favorite state
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Tue April 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Missed him by THAT much
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Buttigeig hoping cruising can commence this summer. Yeah The Advocate knew exactly what they were doing with that headline
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Evander Holyfield is coming back for one more bout on June 5. That is all
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida, man
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Great, you made it just in time for hurricane season
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis sues CDC over its no-sail order on cruise ships because billions for businesses always trumps thousands of COVID deaths
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Even when Rockets are bad, they still beat the Dallas Mavericks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ft Lauderdale cop being sued for excessive force after mistaking Star Trek memorabilia for real weapons has previously been investigated for use of force SEVENTY-NINE times....though he's been on the force only 4 years
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
In a rare two-fer, ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Miami Zoo as another ugly-ass baby giraffe makes its public debut. Florida tag is overwhelmed by the cuteness
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Largest container ship to ever call at a Florida port arrives in Miami. Doesn't get stuck
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Mon April 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In fairness, he also thought 'goombahs' meant 'jerks' and 'krauts' meant 'poor cooks'
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Study shows state underreporting its COVID-19 deaths. This is not a repeat from 2020
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Apparently both Elon Musk and the Mayor of Miami are unaware of why no one in South Florida has a basement
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
University of Miami epidemiologists now warning that the Pandemic Spring Break in Florida might not end so well. Florida tag trumps Obvious, Followup, Sick, Stupid, and Asinine tags in massive free-for-all
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