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Thu August 11, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
'I'm still here.'
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Wed August 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Polish up your sticks, its Whacking Day in Florida...for pythons
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Karma continues to sack the Cleveland Browns
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Mon August 08, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Golden Girls: the restaurant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Four pounds of weed, some guns, cocaine and a small lobster. A fella could have a pretty good time in Key West with all that
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Sun August 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Miami residents outraged over homeless island
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Thu August 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL-backed investigation finds Dolphins owner made it known draft position takes precedence over winning games. However, a guy still getting paychecks says that didn't affect team's play
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Wed August 03, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts by Joey Votto - if you're playing for a shiatty team, just let it go, because man, they're gone
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Mon August 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida "bishop" arrested for selling a shortcut to the afterlife to his congregants
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When The Rock called to offer the role of Hawkman in "Black Adam," actor Aldis Hodge didn't believe it was him. "Stop farking with my phone"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the predicted hurricane flood maps for 3 of the East Coast's major metro areas: New York City, Miami, and Washington D.C. Oh, my
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida Power and Light bought a news outlet to publish propaganda and harass opponents
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Home prices begin slipping
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Home prices still increasing
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Miami school board rescinds approval of sex ed textbook because children must remain ignorant
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Fake Navy SEAL ordered to stop being a fake Navy SEAL, which raises the question: If you're a fake Navy SEAL, do you have to obey orders?
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: A Child and Family Services caseworker is caught faking notes of contact with a mother and her children that depicted them all happy and thriving. You're farked: because the notes are dated the day after mom was arrested for murdering the kids
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The monkey pox, it burns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sean Payton is on the Tom Brady "retirement" plan; reportedly kicking the tires on the Chargers, Dolphins, and I hope you're sitting down, the Cowboys
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After Jimmy McGill's character defining 1998 Suzuki Esteem, what is the worst car prominently featured in a TV show?
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, Jerry Fallwell Jr really likes watching me bang his wife
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Fri July 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Who cares if Miami is six metres underwater in 100 years?" asked Stuart Kirk, who was HSBC's global head of responsible investing, but now has plenty of time to update his LinkedIn
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Thu July 07, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pink Taco opens a branch at DC's Navy Yard. Looks like Seamen will be all over Pink Tacos shortly
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned." She should know
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Tue July 05, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Rent prices are finally starting to cool down. I mean, you can now find 1-bedroom apartments in San Diego at a median price of just over $2,300 per month. At that rate, maybe rent two so you have a spare?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Still hoping to get on a plane without cancelations or delays this summer? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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Mon July 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goldberg's final hammer
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Sat July 02, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pediatrician booted from Florida's state Healthy Kids Board due to vaccination stance. Florida tag: she's pro-vaccination
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Thu June 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, drivers in Florida could get ticketed for playing music too loudly in their cars. Aren't guns loud too?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSentence wants your kids to learn that separation of church and state doesn't exist, that slavery wasn't all that bad, and that the Founders got everything right on the first try
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Digital World, the SPAC taking Truth Social public, is really getting a lot of attention. At least from the grand jury
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police SpottenGotten SpottemGottem
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police SpottenGotten SpottemGottem
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(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
I'm really surprised it's not full of alligators
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
More bookings, less disease = profit
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Thu June 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's the now Florida Man who paid a record-breaking $173M for a Florida property
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman tries to save the oceans by showing a little tail
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Once a rising star, former Democratic candidate for Governor of Florida Andrew Gillum hits the Chandrasekhar limit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Once a rising star, former Democratic candidate for Governor of Florida Andrew Gillum hits the Chandrasekhar limit
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber restarts ridesharing, vectoring
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade police officer says the obvious part out loud
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a classic example of 'make the most of what you have', the Miami Dolphins are suspected of training alligators to catch and throw footballs
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A shameful 2021 event is no longer under investigation, but the coins commemorating the event are. Difficulty - which shameful 2021 event
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Tue June 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jetski fraudski splitski
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
In 2017 José Andres and Donald Trump fought over a restaurant in Trump International. Today we have a winner: TFG's name is off the hotel and José is moving in
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Senator Marco Rubio, when asked if he's "OK with Proud Boys serving on the Miami-Dade GOP committee," replies "Well, when you ask me about the Communists and Socialists that are part of the local Democratic party"
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Fri June 10, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Miami teen decimates the Florida tag, gets accepted into all 8 Ivy League universities
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Wed June 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Haunted ventriloquist dummy had its bags packed for Florida before the 2020 election was even called for Biden
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
WOOOOOOOOO
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Sun May 29, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals from Miami. Will it be the Boston Celtics or the Miami Heat that will go on to face the Golden State Warriors? It all begins at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN. Let's get ready to rumble
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Sat May 28, 2022
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Even Tony Montana couldn't claim this for "personal use"
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Fri May 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Boston Celtics win and advance to play the Warriors in the NBA Finals? Or will the Miami Heat prevail to force Game 7? Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN. This is going to be exciting
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are Fark-ready headlines and then there's this headline
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Wed May 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is now a best-of-3 as we go back to Miami for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Can the Heat win at home to be one game away from the NBA Finals? Or will the Boston Celtics win and get closer to that goal? Tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy (R):"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The national median rent will surpass $2,000 in August. If you haven't locked in your van down by the river you're boned
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Who cares if Miami is six meters under water in 100 years? Amsterdam has been six meters underwater for ages and that is a really nice place. We will cope with it"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duane Haskins's final statistic: 0.24
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Mon May 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals with Miami up 2-1. Can the Heat crank it up again to be one game away from the NBA Finals? Or will the Boston Celtics tie the series up? Find out at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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Sat May 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The series goes to Boston for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals with the series tied 1-1. Can the Miami Heat pull away to go up 2-1? Or will Jayson Tatum and the Celtics win at home to lead the series? Find out at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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Fri May 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT. Can the Golden State Warriors kick the Dallas Mavericks while they are down? Or will the Mavs get on their high horse and even up the series? Will San Francisco be rockin'?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Financier dares to speak the truth by asking 'who cares if Miami is underwater'
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Thu May 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After winning Game 1, can the Miami Heat pour it on again against the Boston Celtics? Or will the luck of the Irish help Boston tie the series up? It is your Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals thread, tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Look, we can't have all those lesser teams getting a chance to actually level the playing field. That's just not fair"
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome 49% increase in state's homeowner insurance rates
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Tue May 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Jayson Tatum, Marcus Smart, and the rest of the Celtics go into Miami and take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Heat? Or will Tyler Herro, Kyle Lowry, and Miami triumph? Tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
MiamiCoin collapses faster and harder than a poorly-maintained condo building
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Biscayne Bay Balloon Dumping Misadventure results in second felony arrest, fines for everybody
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Biscayne Bay Balloon Dumping Misadventure results in second felony arrest, fines for everybody
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Miami F1 Grand Prix was not the lavish world-class experience that was expected. Guests were not treated to raw bars, fresh fish and decadent desserts but cold chicken and messy burgers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Restaurants are using stickers on menus because prices are rising so quickly. That'll be $1 per taco in Miami, no $1.25, no $1.50, no $1.75, no it's $2 now
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
A "Don't Say Disney" bill?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two game 5s. Both series at 2-2. Both games are on TNT. At 7:30 PM ET we have the Sixers and Heat in Miami. At 10:00 PM we have the Mavericks and Suns in Phoenix. Are you enjoying these series so far?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brightline train gives away its 63rd free ride in five years
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved DeathSantis signs legislation proclaiming November 7th as 'Victims of Communism Day'
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When bitcoin falls below $21,000 this billionaire will face one of the largest margin calls of all time
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Travis Scott crushes it at Miami's E11EVEN Club
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Awkward moment for Duke hoops player at F1 race in Miami. The combination of Duke and Florida is powerful
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Carlos Alcaraz celebrated his 19th birthday this week by beating Rafael Nadal on Friday, Novak Djokovic on Saturday, and Alexander Zverev today to win the Madrid Open title
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Welcome to Miami. It is a Ferrari front row with Leclerc on the pole and Red Bull locking out Row 2 with Verstappen launching third. Forecast is hot with a slight chance of a shower. This is your Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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Fri May 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Heat continue to kick the Sixers while they are down? Can the Suns do the same to the Mavericks? Both those series are at 2-0 and Miami and Phoenix would love to go up 3-0, games at 7:00 PM ET and 9:30 PM, respectively and both are on ESPN
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Justified: City Primeval adds an impressive cast
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Cruise ship heading to Alaska says they kicked off all the Covid-positive passengers, so locals have nothing to worry about beyond the usual Norovirus, sewage dumping, and dead whales stuck to the bow
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Wed May 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The U may be back
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
They bought their tickets
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Miami F1 race organizers decided it would be a good idea to put "water" and "boats" inside the race track where one can go "swimming"
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Latest Colbert report not as funny as the prior ones
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Disco is finally dead: Singer, actress and 'inventor of the discotheque' Regine passes away at 92
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Fri April 29, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So now college athletes are threatening to transfer if they don't get a new contract? Here's my shocked face. Never could have seen that coming
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The least affordable place to live in the US is now A: New York City? B: San Francisco? or C: Florida?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The inmate beatings will not continue at this Florida prison thanks to these three guards being arrested for murder
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Tue April 26, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The annoying guy Mike Tyson recently punched on a JetBlue flight has been identified, and shocker, he's a criminal from Florida with a long rap sheet
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Miami Airport bomb threat ensues when baggage handlers find "novelty" grenades in luggage. What brilliant mind thought to check "demilitarized novelties" in first place?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Atheist Florida Man acting under Chapter 2022-21 petitions eight FL school districts to ban the Christian Bible from classrooms and libraries, citing age inappropriateness, social-emotional learning, mentions of bestiality and rape, and "wokeness"
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel
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(AP News)
 
 
 
F1 takes the checkered flag in Miami
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
For the rare A.J. sports tab trifecta - Former Covington Catholic QB A.J. Mayer transfers from Miami to Arkansas State
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's more laughable: That someone can make $300,000 on Fiverr or that a 29-year-old can buy three houses in Miami in less than a year
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Southern state celebrates failed insurrection. No, not that one. No, not that one either
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
F1: Miami Hard Rock crumbling under weight of snowflakes
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Wed April 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While not certainly complete, here's a pretty good starter list of who in Hollywood has more more money than sense
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