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Wed May 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detectives are searching for a man who they allege broke into a high school and did $100,000 in damages. He was described as wearing his birthday suit and headphones
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins owner says fans will definitely be in stadiums for the NFL season, somehow forgetting he owns the Dolphins
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
"Whether true or untrue, it's one of the funniest alibis I've ever read"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for forcing teen to drive him and his lady past coronavirus checkpoint
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Susan Smith 2.0
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Fri May 22, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Taunton school principal arrested for driving 110 mph under the influence. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Belichick? Who?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump hopes to infect world leaders by still hosting the G-7
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saints being tempted?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Neptunes and Deadmaus are teaming up, whoever the hell they are
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Sort of news: Dolphins fire offensive coordinator after offense is too hard to learn. FARK: The Patriots' offense
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Botched Brazilian butt lift left model unable to sit for 6 months (NSFW)
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Tue May 19, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Public outbursts of cabin fever: "In other words, you weak. They don't even put your name in the same sentence as me. Remember that"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami-area Indian casino reopens figuring Floridians will be willing to gamble with their money and their health
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Mon May 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jim Kelly, one of the few living Americans to have personal experience of an era when the Buffalo Bills were worth watching, challenges this year's braying Bills to put up or shut up
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In Florida, 83% of those who died from COVID-19 virus were 65, older. In other news, estate sale bargains are through the roof
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Umm... You fellas have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional
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Fri May 15, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NFL has been a little slow on felony arrests lately, but DeAndre Baker of the Giants and Quinton Dunbar of the Seahawks just made up a lot of ground
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Thu May 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sides with fashion brand over "Get Lucky" trademark. Rock band Loverboy said to be inconsolable
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Coach Quinn contemplating kicking competition, causing Koo consternation
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tagovailoa has the top selling jerseys in the NFL, followed by Brady, then Tagovialoa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's open up the beaches, I'm sure everyone will follow social distancing rules. Darwin: challenge accepted
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Most people get their mother flowers for Mother's Day, Tua Tagovailoa got his mother a Cadillac Escalade
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Kimberlee frees beach. "This is a power trip, it has nothing to do with the virus." Frees beach
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
In news that will shock absolutely no one, Floridians are going full Florida. You should never go full Florida
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(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
In news that will shock absolutely no one, Floridians are going full Florida. You should never go full Florida
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The nation's lone COVID-19 bright spot is in... wait, seriously?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tua Tagovailoa is number 1
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Lele Pons Bikini photo-perfect abs and jaw-dropping
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach re-closes park after too many knuckleheads do what Florida knuckleheads do best
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Oh, the baby manatee
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don Shula goes laces out
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kansas City goes out and gets a Taco
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Fri May 01, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"I will not die of stupid." Difficulty: Lives in Florida
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Hall of Famer Andre Dawson has dealt with the coronavirus pandemic from a different perspective -- as a mortician
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Florida state government just put the muzzle on its coroners releasing more-accurate COVID-19 death totals
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Measures put in place to fight COVID-19, like stay-at-home and social distancing orders, help reduce homicide rates. St. Louis: Hold my toasted ravioli
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power line falls and sets gas line on fire. Not a Godzilla movie, just Florida
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida woman would like you to know that she's "not a moron" after her impression of moron who supports reopening beaches was too realistic
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Not having access to Trump's high caliber dog breeders, DeSantis appeals to the public for help
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
"With the 30th pick the in NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select Noah Igbinoghene, CB, Auburn. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur non proident. Grade: B"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The funny part is that the Dolphins tried to tank the season in 2019, and now it's apparent that they failed at even that
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins feel Joe Burrow is the new Dan Marino, are working to acquire #3 pick from Detroit so they can offer it and their #5 to Cincinnati for #1 overall pick - a "Godfather offer"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock, but a star of 'Shark Tank' tried to sell N95 protective masks to Florida at a very inflated price
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Former mayor of Tallahassee found in incoherent state. In other words, Florida
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is the equivalent of having Boss Hogg, Roscoe, and Enos manage your state's future
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unemployment claims filed in Florida since March 15: 1,500,000. Workers who have received payment: 40,193. Market value of diamonds squeezed from coal by Gov. DeSantis' sphincter: Priceless
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Fark lose 70% of its stories due to the climate crisis?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coronavirus messing with your money? Now you can borrow from your 401K without penalties. Rejoice
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Fri April 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Baseball is underway in Taiwan, with no fans in attendance. Just like every Miami Marlins game
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Trump adds 560 more people to his unemployment numbers
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Private island that is one of the richest zip codes in the country is having no problem getting COVID-19 tests for its residents
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis embroiled in scandal over cover-up of information about missing cats and bouillabaisseball
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Because you're run by a Floridumbass?
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Sun April 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The cost of not shutting down Florida's Spring Break has started being tallied
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Fri April 10, 2020
(WJRT)
 
 
 
COVID-19 causes Florida's vegetables to perish unpicked on the fields while human vegetables perish at their ventilators in the hospitals
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's fridge just went kaput. Am currently searching online for a temporary replacement. Tell me your best Craigslist stories
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade leaders imply Cuba might be weaponizing the coronavirus and exporting it to Miami. Where were you during the Cuban Coronavirus Missile Crisis?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
While doctors are dying because hospitals cannot afford enough PPE, spare a thought for the people making billions from the outbreak
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Tua Tagovailoa fails physicals from two teams that really, really don't want someone else to draft him
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Wed April 08, 2020
(EarthCam)
 
 
 
For those of you who have watched every single thing on Netflix, how bout a few dozen zoo cams to choose from?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Closed restaurants means mountains of farm products are rotting in the fields
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What do you think is one of the most influential TV shows of the 1980's? Link goes to subby's choice
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Zoo Miami saves face, shows off cwouded weopard kittens
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Floridians don't trust Trump, are willing to vote Biden over Trump 46-40, and yet DeSantis is still seen as doing a good job
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Sun April 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, about 93,000 crew members are still stuck onboard cruise ships ... what could possibly go wrong?
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Nikki Fried, Democrat, Florida's Agricultural Commissioner, finally taught Ron DeSantis, Republican, Florida's Governor, sanity
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis refuses to close off or quarantine his state, and Coronavirus infections are up to 7,000
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is a hell
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Tue March 31, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Plague ship begging to dock in Miami, but officials are denying them. Miami apparently has had enough of Cruise Ship pestilence
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man sprays bottle of "COVID-19" on businesses, because it's the natural Floridian reaction to the end of the world
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Ron Desantis (R-ed Hat) socially distances nasty reporters from press conference
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Sun March 29, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you are COVID-19 positive, please do Not fly. Especially not to Florida. We have our own problems
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Sat March 28, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (R-Etreating) adds people arriving from Louisiana into quarantine along with those from New York, New Jersey, Connecticut. Only 45 states left, dude
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Fri March 27, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Now Ron DeSantis thinks Covid-19 only comes to Florida from NYC and New Orleans. Doesn't understand that in 2 weeks Miami will be like New Orleans, without any help
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In these trying times of social isolation, there's one activity that can help bring us all together: Laughing at the asshats who are now being forced to walk back their tough-guy, "coronavirus is no big deal" pronouncements from only a few weeks ago
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Vacation cruise becomes ghost ship cruise
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You'd best start believin' in pandemic horror stories, Gov. DeSantis: You're in one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You'd best start believin' in pandemic horror stories, Gov. DeSantis: You're in one
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
On the brighter side, fewer Floridians to be struck by trains as a result of COVID
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Wed March 25, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a World Series trophy
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Whelp, Trump and Ron DeSantis have firmly cemented their legacies as "that one-term idiot who got SO MANY Americans killed"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is the condition of the Mets pitching staff essential to the nation? The Post says "yes"
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Tue March 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Spring-breaker apologizes for comments about COVID-19 that made him a meme
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Mon March 23, 2020
(www.WWW.com)
 
 
 
The 5 best sites for fast whiskey, wine and wimmen' delivery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Crowds pack California beaches despite shelter in place order. However judging from the picture, whoever wrote this article has never, ever been to a California beach even one time in their lives
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ultra Music Festival's virtual EDM fest is a disaster after listeners complain a light switch rave isn't as good as the real thing
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Spring break tourists partying on beaches. New hotness: Local resident boaters partying on sand bars
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Spring break tourists partying on beaches. New hotness: Local resident boaters partying on sand bars
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Fri March 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
San Juan catches a break, MLB cancels the Mets-Marlins series scheduled for April
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Thu March 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Move over stupid spring breakers filling the beaches of Florida, here are some people grinding and partying it up on a booze cruise despite the coronavirus pandemic
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If I get corona, I get corona," "It's really messing up my spring break," "We're just living for the moment," "Trying to get drunk before everything closaaas." Idiots still flocking to Miami for spring break cause Florida tag to go viral
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden wins Florida. Bernie in second. Nearly 10,000 voted Tulsi
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Mon March 16, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thousands of people just disembarked a cruise ship in Miami without being tested for COVID-19. So we've got that going for us
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is working on saving the Amazon rain forest
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm a drunk not a meth head, and if the cops found meth it must have belonged to someone else"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Andrew Gillum goes full "Florida man", and yes meth was a factor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade and Broward county school superintendents make the most Florida decision ever
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Live Nation loses $1.8 billion in one day over coronavirus cancellations, or roughly the individual service fees for about 25 Pearl Jam tickets
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
There won't be a NASCAR race at Homestead-Miami next weekend. Shiat's getting real
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Wed March 11, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The biggest global track of 2019 comes courtesy of Mumblebjörk
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
While other lesser bands cancel tours, King Crimson announces "The Court of the Coronavirus King" North American summer tour
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Madonna's body no longer has to tell her it's too old for this shait as the coronavirus finally puts an end to the Madame X tour
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Fri March 06, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber ... honorary Florida Man
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Thu March 05, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday has a nice selection of games to choose from. Flyers go for eight straight vs Canes, Penguins visit the Sabres, Capitals at MSG vs Rangers, Dallas at Nashville, Bruins in Miami, Oilers vs Blackhawks. Pierre shuts up at 7PM EST
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Tue March 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg:"The only way I can win is a brokCONTESTED...a contested convention"
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Mon March 02, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
New Virgin Voyages cruise ship will remain a virgin to New York City, gets banned from docking in the city over coronavirus fears for its 2700 passengers
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Coronavirus could ruin Spring Break in Florida for millions of college students used to just getting STD's, burnt bodies and wicked hangovers
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Thu February 27, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A look at how the "limited insurance plans" that Obamacare tried to eliminate but Trump and his Republican lackeys have made commonplace may end up being one of the most significant factors in enabling Coronavirus' spread throughout America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Astros players have been hit by 7 pitches in 5 games. And it's still February
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miami cruise ship with 6,100 on board turned away from two ports due to one sick crew member with flu-like symptoms. Will now start plying the Caribbean while everyone dies before turning into a pirate ghost ship
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Tue February 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ceilings are making a statement these days but most of it's still going to be over your head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Miami Dolphins are "extremely active" in trade talks for the 2020 Draft. Who knew that many teams were that interested in acquiring crap?
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Mon February 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Cuban-Americans aren't feeling the bern because damn it Bernie why did you have to go praise Castro?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Old Order and the Pet Shop Grumpy Old Men are going on the road, they need to add Old Young MC to complete the tour
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Sat February 22, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Picklesburgh is, but apparently it's a big dill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some guy explores an abandoned resort hotel and photographs every room
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
We did the Tide Pod challenge, the wall outlet challenge, now try the skull breaker challenge
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Fri February 21, 2020
(DeadState)
 
 
 
I literally went to the Throne Room of God," she said. "There was a mist that was coming off the water, and I went to the Throne Room of God, and I didn't see God's face clearly, but I saw the face of God ... I knew it was the face of God"
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Thu February 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Socialites who drove Mercedes off ferry found in Death's embrace, as well as each other's
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Wed February 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Please note: wait until the ferry comes to a complete stop before driving off of it
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Tue February 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan are "besotted" with each other. Which raises the question: Who past the 19th century has ever actually used the word "besotted"?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Is that a bullet under the bandage the doctor at the hospital gave you or are you just happy to see me?
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Mon February 17, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Meerkat babies born at Miami zoo. Oh, who am I kidding? SQUEEEEEEEE
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Sat February 15, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Miami has a peacock problem. This is not a euphemism
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Tue February 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson announces dates for her "I am bored sitting on my 1980's money and I know no one knows me anymore but what the hell" U.S. concert tour
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Sat February 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Smart security saves time." Dumb security break kora, leave note
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Jay-Z claims him sitting during the National Anthem was not him pulling off a Kaepernick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real Super Bowl winners were the Miami strippers (NSFW pictures)
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Wed February 05, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ensuring their continued success, the Dolphins add receiver for 2020 who hasn't played since 2017
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass meerkat pups born, and one waves hello to you
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(Today)
 
 
 
Mmmmmm, Frank's RedHot covered jelly donuts. Droooool
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Miami is the first on climate change's hit list. Miami Dolphins will soon be actual dolphins
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Dolphins fan picks Miami to win nearly every week, except final week upset of Patriots, proceeds to win national U Pick Em contest
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans drank beer during the 2020 Super Bowl, including in SF, but significant increases in Miami and KC
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Mon February 03, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
To get the word out that these guys are in need of love and a good home, an adorable little Super Bowl was put on Sunday, encouraging fans to adopt abandoned and stray football players
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
He's not going anywhere
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Instagram "model" arrested for trying to get onto Super Bowl field. Her modeling specialty is apparently duckface
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Charged with a DWI in Kansas City and need an expert attorney? Too bad if your trial was due to start today
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
What can 1.8 million plastic bottles do? Create a football field
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reporting from Miami: Apparently the Super Bowl is charging unfair prices for food and drinks
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Sun February 02, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Adam Levine is happy that Maroon 5 is not doing the Super Bowl half time show. Adam we are all happy that Maroon 5 is not doing the show
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Will Mahomes and the Chiefs triumph over Jimmy G and the Niners? Or will San Fran's stalwart defense deny Andy Reid his elusive Super Bowl Ring? It's your official Super Bowl LIV pre-game thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The seven greatest Super Bowl appetizers of all time. OF ALL TIME
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Sat February 01, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here are some real heroes for this Super Bowl. Bob-sniffing dogs around the stadium
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Dolphins owner doesn't know why the-ever-loving-fark Tom Brady would ever consider going to bad team like Miami. "Have you seen us play?"
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man wakes up and finds his Rolex, iPhone, and cash missing. Kidneys fortunately still intact
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man wakes up and finds his Rolex, iPhone, and cash missing. Kidneys fortunately still intact
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burger King says it never promised that Impossible Whoppers were vegan. But it might have seemed that way because they wouldn't shut up about it
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Perhaps this isn't the right person to converse with about mouths and feet and whatnot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline's decision to remove family may not pass the Smell Test
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hey Dolphins, please draft Tua"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Note to self: Do not storm the cockpit while yelling about God. Salute to the passengers that took him down
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
SF and KC mayors make traditional friendly Superb Owl wager. If the 49ers win, KC will send BBQ, beer, knickknacks, and t-shirts. If the Chiefs win, SF will send homeless encampment poo, syringes, smug, and Mark Zuckerberg
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Thu January 30, 2020
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says NFL isn't dragging its feet with Patriots video investigation, nor is it dilly-dallying, lollygagging, dawdling, futzing, or frittering. These things take time
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Browns hire Van Pelt as offensive coordinator. No word yet if this is the one who pulls the football away from the kicker at the last second, or the one who just sucks his thumb
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
If you are trying to catch a Burmese python, it's gonna have to be with your hands. "A lot of snakes are lost by people trying to shoot them. It's just not as easy as it sounds"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Florida is truly the hotbed of NFL talent, getting in frequent mischief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Florida is truly the hotbed of NFL talent, getting in frequent mischief
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Wed January 29, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
How bad is your commute to work?
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