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headlines found matching 'Methamphetamine'
Thu May 06, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you want to do cocaine and methamphetamine, please do it in the privacy of your own house, because doing it while shooting fireworks at a neighbor's house is just going to get you arrested
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Sun May 02, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're going to scam someone in a fake meth deal, make sure they don't know where you live
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Apparently, doping greyhounds with meth to win races is a thing
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Apparently, doping greyhounds with meth to win races is a thing
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You can't catch meeeeeeeeeee
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You can't catch meeeeeeeeeee
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a shame Biden can't pardon State prosecuted crimes
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Could you have a fun weekend with an 80% polymer 9mm pistol loaded with 14 rounds, an additional magazine of 34 rounds, 40 Molly tablets, 11.1 grams of cocaine, $1,300, 369.6 grams of meth and an additional 210 grams of coke. Difficulty in Easton PA
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jesus, that's a lot of meth
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Thu March 18, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Old news: Subby used to take Adderall to ace math tests. Today's news: testing Adderall since it's laced with meth
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Fri March 12, 2021
(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Growing pot on state land? You better believe the cops will run you over with a bulldozer for that
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Sun February 28, 2021
(SC Now)
 
 
 
You can sell drugs, but you can't violate copyright law with the snacks
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(SC Now)
 
 
 
You can sell drugs, but you can't violate copyright law with the snacks
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Wed February 24, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Two things subby learned from TFA 1) selling an ounce of meth constitutes a "bulk sale" and 2) Ohio meth is better than Pennsyltucky meth. Who knew?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Two things subby learned from TFA 1) selling an ounce of meth constitutes a "bulk sale" and 2) Ohio meth is better than Pennsyltucky meth. Who knew?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
El Chapo: The Saga Continues
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
El Chapo: The Saga Continues
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
The first rule of mobile meth labs is make sure you have a current inspection sticker
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(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
The first rule of mobile meth labs is make sure you have a current inspection sticker
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Fri February 12, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Cops on the disastrous Capitol insurrection response: One officer in the middle of the scrum, a combat veteran, thought the rioters were so vicious that they seemed fueled by methamphetamine
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Thu February 04, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Former "machete man" in jail again after threatening woman with knife, biting off one of her nipples. Boobies tag in protective custody
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Fri January 29, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
And in a sprint to the finish dumbass tag wins out over facepalm
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
And in a sprint to the finish dumbass tag wins out over facepalm
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Slamming your ATV into a police car on a public street, then falling off, isn't normal. But on meth it is
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Slamming your ATV into a police car on a public street, then falling off, isn't normal. But on meth it is
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australians reported getting drunk an average of 31 times a year. Amateurs
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alleged Chinese-Canadian drug kingpin arrested in Amsterdam, thought to oversee the largest methamphetamine cartel in the world. As in, up to $18 billion in annual revenue
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't leave meth behind in your motel room. And definitely don't threaten the motel staff in an effort to get it back
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't leave meth behind in your motel room. And definitely don't threaten the motel staff in an effort to get it back
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Fri January 22, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Gabapentin: Do not mix with methamphetamine, alprazolam, or clonazepam. Side affects include hallucinations, hunting imaginary men in Walmart parking lots with a .50 muzzleloader. Ask your doctor if Gabapentin is right for you
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