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Fri May 20, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
A new bipartisan bill in the House and Senate would force Google and Meta to decide if they want buy ads, sell ads, or run the ad exchange, because they will no longer be allowed to do all three
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Design a Martian metaverse for NASA for $70,000
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Not news: stealing metal to sell as scrap for money. News: metal in the form of a 15-foot angel statue?
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
James Hetfield congratulates Brazilian woman who gave birth at Metallica's show last weekend
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lina Khan... Lina Khan... Lina Khan gonna rock you, gonna rock you Amazon. Gonna rock you and now she gonna sue. Lina Khan gonna rock you, gonna rock you pharma con. Gonna rock you, maybe break up Meta too
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Will Smith thinks Ozzfest is the whitest thing this side of curling. There's no need to argue; I just don't think he understands heavy metal
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Wed May 11, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In an incredible metaphor for the direction of this country, California town turning its only library into a police station
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
This is the ep. Subby warned you not to read the title or description of lest it spoil last week's. Now Team Flash deals with the aftermath in S.№8 Ep.№14 "Funeral for a Friend" (where'd the get THAT title?) at 8 ㏘ EDT on The CW (Kung Fu at 9)
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Tue May 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The company formerly known as Facebook is making up for $3B in losses by opening a tiny storefront with 3 products
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Not news: Brazilian woman gives birth. Still not news: Metallica plays concert in Brazil. FARK: Woman gives birth at Metallica concert in Brazil
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The list of ways to get yourself banned from the Metaverse includes having your avatar dance the Macarena. Can we just go ahead and make this a rule for everywhere?
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Free inside: One jagged metal Krusty-O
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Proving the metaverse is just like the real world: Getting involved in a yacht club ends up being a good way to lose money, even just paying for gas
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Interview with guitarist from one of the big four thrash metal bands that's still playing and still actually good
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
The Noise Factor finale is tonight at 10:30PM ET. The only fitting way to end the show is to wreck absolutely everything in sight. Metal Show Part 5 has Sepultura, Meshuggah, Gojira, Whitechapel, Cannibal Corpse, and more. We spare no one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The perfect metaphor for student loan forgiveness doesn't exist
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Fri April 29, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
Hero
 
Two Ukrainian families win the heavy metal sweepstakes. Will be re-homed to live on the estate of Ozzy Osbourne \m/-.-\m/
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Staff retreats are about to get real stupid
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jimmy Cramer unveils his newest stock ranking system. It's called: SHORT EVERYTHING I RECOMMEND
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
If you were in Santiago, Chile, and thought you heard Metallica playing, you heard correctly. As did the rest of the city
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
James Hetfield is still fuming at the artist that created the album covers for Metallica's Load and Reload albums. The rest of us are still fuming at the music created on those albums
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Tue April 19, 2022
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"The Metaverse is increasingly looking like a scam." The Matrix unavailable for comment
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Mon April 18, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The greatest hits of 90's Fox Kids goes full metal
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Thu April 14, 2022
(The Gamer)
 
 
 
Builds in role-playing games: a way to succeed for a player who wants to use signature, funny or funky equipment for their character; a method of giving replay value, or are gamers becoming slaves to the meta like League of Legends and WoW raids?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently making customers surrender their phones and get scanned by a metal detector before being buzzed into this cash-only convenience store was enough to make the cops take a closer look
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Master welders in Japan impress the Internets, create 1mm metal die that you can barely see with the naked eye
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Metaverse is just like the real world, but instead of a 5% sales tax they added a zero
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Tue April 12, 2022
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge Manatee scrap metal facility fire was caused by an assploding battery
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Here's how we can build a sustainable metaverse. Any chance we could build a sustainable real world first?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For sale: Ford Mustang. Metallic blue. Motivated seller. Needs some work. Buyer to collect
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Sat April 09, 2022
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Father takes 4-year-old daughter down metal tube slide in new multi-million dollar playground. Should be safe, right?
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The motion of the ocean owes a lot to fish farking. None of this is a metaphor
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Schmucks huck Zuck bucks. F*ck
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Mon April 04, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Kyoto University researchers create solution with ions of gold, silver, platinum, palladium, rhodium, iridium, ruthenium, and osmium in equal measure, add them to reducing agent at temperature of 200°C to create new alloy. That's so damn metal
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Metaverse? More like Misogynyverse
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Wed March 30, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Barry was right that the flame meta dude wasn't the murderer who kills with extreme heat in last week's episode, but who was? Mystery deepens as Iris visits Coast City on The Flash S.№8 Ep.№9 "Phantoms" at 8 ㏘ EDT (then Kung-Fu at 9), both on The CW
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
This list of 10 under-appreciated metal bands will be quick to Finnish
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Taylor Hawkins is dead, but nu-metal will never die. This really is the worst timeline
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I know it sounds weird, but they used to be normal bats. And then they started listening to metal
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Credit Suisse Bank and a heavy metal band? When the heavy metal band shreds, the US House Subcommittee on National Security doesn't ask for an investigation. OK, maybe they do, but only about the Satanic overtones
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Sun March 27, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How can you make Metallica sound worse?
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot still thinks people will like his Metaverse. Speaking of which, anyone remember how to log in to Second Life?
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Fri March 25, 2022
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
The best metal album of 2022 is a big Foo you to the establishment
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Thu March 24, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Virtual senility and dementia dogs, bite my furry metal ass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I mean, sure, it's soccer, and even worse, Inter-Miami, but no one's sports metaphors game is on point as Ray Hudson's
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Manipulating atomic motion could make metals stronger and bendier, eventually leading to the creation of an angry, beer-drinking robot
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
WhatsApp wants Americans to know that sending unencrypted text messages is like advertising your most sensitive secrets to anybody who's listening, which is why you should trust them with your secrets instead. "Them" being Facebook/Meta, of course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meta turns Merde
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Content advisory: The Metaverse described in terms of a "paradigm"
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(Mining)
 
 
 
If the London Metals Exchange can't get out of their own asses, this will forever be known as the Nickel Incident
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Horrifically bad Heineken beer virtual party may have thrown FB "Meta" PR efforts back a year. So, um... thanks, I guess?
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Thu March 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
A couple yards of cloth, some thread, some scrap metal and voilà. Body armor
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Wed March 16, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thirteen ways to be unique in Metal that don't involve being a Hello Kitty themed thrash band
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
The 10 best Metallica songs from when they were still cool
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Meta Stinks
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Fri March 11, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Elden Ring is what the metaverse should be. I am not a crackpot
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Well, that's a way to turn all Russian millennials against you
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Paying increasingly inordinate amounts of money to squish into narrow metal tubes filled with flammable chemicals, infectious viral diseases, and angry noisy drunken yahoos is still popular for some reason
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're jammin ...we're JAMMIN to METAL
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tractors, avocados, and metallurgy. The difference between the Russian mafia and Russian oligarchs
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Electric Truck Hydropower is also the name of my country metal sea shanty band
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(Some Deli Guy)
 
 
 
Another Ukrainian with a gift for metaphor, while reporting an Ukrainian victory: "The Russian army is not strong, it is just long. We will eat them slowly, like a salami"
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Turns out that Black Death metal was invented in 1977...by Richard Pryor?
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Sat March 05, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What band have you seen the most times live? Subby says Metallica, countless times on 4 continents. Locally, one of the most entertaining bands ever. ♪♫ "But when the lights go out in the room tonight, you better learn not to sleep too tight" ♫♪
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google tells employees to google train timetables by April 4th
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
The 10 greatest 3-album runs in heavy metal history. Why three albums need to go on a run together is weird, but okay
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you cummingtonite, you metamorphic amphibole you
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Cannibal Corpse enjoys being the AC/DC of death metal. That means they've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Screen for drug and alcohol use? Sometimes those were the only things that kept my old bus driver going. That and Metallica
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Thu February 24, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Packers GM Brian Gutekunst is a wizard in the kitchen when he's mixing up his metaphors
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(News Break)
 
 
 
The freedumb convoy's boa constrictor seems to be coming up a bit short. Subby wonders if there's a metaphor in there
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Wed February 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg lets AI create virtual world, apparently having skipped the Moriarty episodes of TNG
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Tue February 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bake bread in volcanoes, make fermented shark, eat fish jerky with butter, and drink brennevin (burning wine)? Icelandic food is farkin' METAL
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There's metal and then there's horn-throwing, headbanging MËTÄL
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Astronomers come up with the best names for heavy metal bands. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage... Cannibalized Suns" (much shouting, devil horned hand waving)
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amateur group of predator catchers just Meta high profile perpetrator
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg tells Meta employees they will now be known as Metarubes. Or something like that
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Prepare to be shocked, but it looks like Facebook completely ignored pretty much all of the restrictions put in place to protect user privacy around the facial recognition data it pilfered to build Meta
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Facebook/Meta announces their wrist mounted 'Metaband' (Complete with the worst rendering of human skin I've seen in over a decade)
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
Weeners
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys Is Disrupting the Anti-Vaxx Trucker Convoy
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Original voice of Bender rallies "Futurama" fans to tell Hulu they can bite their collective shiny metal ass, if they think they an recast him and get away with it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought eating sushi with chopsticks was trough. SpaceX starship being lifted onto Booster 4 right now with the big metal ones on the launch tower
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Wed February 09, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When designing psychiatric facilities make sure there's nothing sharp metal and stabby in the ceiling
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
PUBG to use NFTs in 'UGC metaverse.' OMG, NFTs are BS, WTF
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Tue February 08, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Friend steals truck, returns it. Owner then notices gun missing along with the $13K in precious metals. Yes preciousssss, metals
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Sleep Those Pounds Away With This Simple Trick." Or... getting sufficient sleep helps the body maintain an efficient metabolism
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Too much heavy metal makes stars act weird, bite heads off of bats
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If you had "60 seconds" for "How long does it take you to be verbally and sexually harassed after joining Horizon metaverse", step forward and claim your verbal and sexual harassment
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is in danger of losing his Top 10 Billionaire status. You guys want to get a GoFundMe together?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO reveals the real reason they bought Activision, and it's.. Metaverse Videoconferencing?
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Thu February 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants hire Kafka as offensive coordinator, hope he can cause a metamorphosis of their offense
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Welp, apparently changing their name to Metabook or Facemeta or whatever didn't fool anyone
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook's Daily Active Users (DAUs) were down in the fourth quarter, the first quarterly decline in DAUs on record, tanking the stonk 20%. That's so meta
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Metaverse Real Estate Sales" is apparently a real thing with $500M in annual revenue and not an upcoming sitcom on Disney+/Marvel starring Loki and Sylvie and a whacky cast of variants
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Zazula, co-founder of Megaforce Records, who released first albums by Metallica and Anthrax among others, moshes his last pit at age 69. \m/-.-\m/
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Tue February 01, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 most important spots in West Hollywood for rock, punk and metal fans. It's like an overdose of awesome
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Couple gets engaged in Boston's Public Garden during blizzard, somehow manage not to get any tongues stuck to the metal ring
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"The rich have too much money, and nowhere to put it and so the economy is in metastatic, stage-four Ponzi-ism"
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Mon January 31, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Meta's huge push into AR and VR leaves Facebook and Insta employees feeling like they're getting a big FU from Zuck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wonder what's the deal with Peacemaker's fascination with Hair Metal? Tl;dr it's available and cheap. But also art
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Check out Noise Factor tonight at 10:30 PM ET and kick it off with a five track punk rock banger. After that we got Pusherkid, Grifter, House of Lightning, and much more. Did someone say nu metal? No? Well it's getting played anyway
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
This guy turned the entire first Lord of the Rings movie into a three-hour metal song, is still a virgin
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Nvidia and Meta to build AI research supercomputer, in frightening move that invokes the horror of 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Look at Facebook'
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