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headlines found matching 'Memorial Day weekend'
Mon June 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott promised free mental health services to the citizens of Uvalde. Technically, thoughts, prayers, and a pep talk of "Suck it up buttercup, now STFU and GBTW" don't cost anything, so [MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]
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Wed June 15, 2022
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fresh hot pizzas delivered to islands, sand bars by Pizza Skiff. "On Memorial Day weekend, we had a bidding war over our last pizza"
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Recreate your ultimate childhood summer in: 3 movies, 3 dishes and 3 outdoor activities
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Richmond, California residents complaining about odor from decomposing whale carcass. I wonder if they've considered rapidly breaking it up into a lot of smaller pieces?
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Tue June 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hmmm... sounds like the inflation problem will cure itself through reducing prices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A: Because oil executives like money, and will continue to do so
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Top Gun: Maverick soars with $84.5 million at #1, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness #2 with $9 million. The Bob's Burgers Movie cooks up $4.8 million at #3 while The Bad Guys hang on at #4 with $3 million, and audiences ignored Morbius anew
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
No, Sony, it's still not Morbin' Time, that was the whole point
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Stay down)
 
 
 
Tulsa marks 20 mass shootings since Uvalde. Damn Tulsa, save some bullets for the rest of us
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Thu June 02, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate negotiators announce they have a framework for gun legislation. Since we all know how things turn out when lawmakers announce they have a framework for legislation, expect nothing to be done in the end. The running out the clock has begun
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Sir I pulled you over for speeding at 147 MPH. Sorry I wasn't paying attention
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(NPR)
 
 
 
All those Memorial Day weekend flight cancellations were just a sneak peek of what's waiting for us this summer
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sure Top Gun: Maverick could fly to the Oscars... Until Avatar 2: The Way of the Water comes out in December and hypnotizes us all in 3D
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because Big Oil wants a Republican back in the White House so there will be less regulation. And the American People are stupid enough to believe that Joe Biden has a switch on his desk in the Oval Office that sets the price for a gallon of gas
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Yet more video proof Disneyland's Grad Nite is merely Mickey Mouse UFC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Summer may not go swimmingly thanks to lifeguard shortage
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
As America memorializes those who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country, TFG recognizes the fine job our veterans do to keep us safe. Ha ha, no
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(CNN)
 
 
 
December 2021: Delta CEO writes to the CDC to reduce quarantine times for COVID. April 2022: Delta drops mask mandates. May 2022: Delta reduces summer flights, planning for unscheduled COVID outbreaks
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Because fark you, that's why." It's not just a reply from oil companies and formula makers anymore. Maine gets in on the fun and says it to tourists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this Memorial Day weekend, let us take note of the Grand Army of the Republic, who created it
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Sat May 28, 2022
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Aggressive dolphins are a threat to Texans, according to the NOAA, NFL insiders
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can the New Jersey Generals lasso up the Tampa Bay Bandits? Can the New Orleans Breakers tame the Michigan Panthers? Memorial Day Weekend USFL football is at Noon ET on the USA Network and 9:00 PM ET on FS1, respectively
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's National Burger Day, so score some deals or grill your own today
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Fri May 27, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seven ways to observe Memorial Day weekend. Please pick at least one
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnd...here comes hurricane season
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Thu May 26, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We interrupt this special annual bulletin on Memorial Day travel gridlock to bring you higher gas prices. And apparently more gridlock
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
23 Memorial Day desserts for the unofficial start of summer. At this point that's still less than five a day. You can do it, people
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Wed May 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian wears Marilyn's iconic vintage "Happy Birthday" dress that she borrowed from museum to Met Gala. Later that night, she plans to have sex with Pete Davidson wearing Neil Armstrong's spacesuit on the chair that Lincoln was shot in
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney to give employees two paid days off to "recharge" before returning to the office and risking Covid, unhinged right-wingers
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