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headlines found matching 'Melania Trump'
Mon August 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy in the red shirt: Son, I am disappoint. Guy in the blue shirt: Facepalm
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, Melania's Mt. Rushmore dress didn't feature drawing by victims of child sex-trafficking to raise awareness of their plight, it was just a really ugly dress
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Thu July 30, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Melania says she's going to renovate the White House Rose Garden. If you recall her previous attempts at White House holiday "decorations," this becomes yet another metaphor for this timeline
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Fri July 24, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Ladies & Gentlemen. Boys & Girls. Children of All Ages. It's time once again for the performative prestidigitation of the White House Press Briefing. Be amazed at their obfuscation and deflection of truth. Briefing begins at 1:30 EDT or so
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Force uniforms designed by Melania. Because of her fashion sense. Sunglasses and shiny pistol and furry vest thing for everyone
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I also spent a lot of time talking to Melania Trump about the locations of all our intercontinental ballistic missile fields"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
McEnemy to hold press briefing, 2pm ET, sponsored by Goya
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ladies who want to impress their MAGA men know that there's Chiara Boni, and nothing else. Red hat optional, stiletto heels a must
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Mon July 13, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Kayleigh MugInanely to offer frank, respectful answers to Press Corps questions any minute now
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Even Wall Streeters are rooting for Biden, higher taxes and increased regulation be damned
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hot pics of Melania Trump released
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In her new book, Trump's niece recounts when she was 29, at Mar a Lago, she walked up to a lunch table with Trump and other family members, and Trump said "Holy shiat Mary, you're STACKED"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The "pro-life" party wants, nay DEMANDS, that you sacrifice your children for... no reason at all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House is trying to plug intel leaks and having the usual success rate of a Trump-run operation
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
If Trump's Mount Rushmore hate speech sounded familiar, it's because a majority of the alt-right white supremacist talking points were taken directly from Tucker Carlson
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hill publisher got his wife a job doing something, no one's exactly sure what, helping Melania in the Office of The First Lady. And no he never wanted anyone to know for some reason
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So for July 4th, you give us the rights to America and we'll build three Trump Tower resorts in Wales
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Fri June 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump: I brought manufacturing back
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The other shoe is about to drop on Trump, and this one, and this one, and this one, and this one and that one
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania fries Food Network host for suggesting Donnie wasn't Barron's father, not sure if that was an insult or a compliment
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hahahaha. Guess who's stepping down from their Trump campaign job
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What Fiona Hill Learned in the White House. TLDR: Trump got played by Putin
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Rats big enough for 'saddles' infest Dublin. Pizza Rat says hold my metrocard
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Melania Trump book claims First Lady successfully blocked "power grab" by Ivanka. Subby really doesn't care about Trump family squabbles, do U?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House is angry that the First Lady is tweeting calls for peace and understanding instead of crushing your enemies' bones into dust
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
These two crazy kids thought they'd just stop by the church to beg Beelzebub for a fresh baby to eat, then maybe over to Coldstone for a scoop of rum raisin
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
That Bible Trump showed off during Monday's photo op? It's a controversial liberal edition that evangelicals don't even consider to be a valid version of the Bible
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That time Donald "bunker" Trump boasted that he'd have rushed into Stoneman-Douglas High School during the shooting there
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
America to POTUS: "STFU DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now that Pelosi showed trolling President Trump works, the media is piling on. You know he only reads the headline before posting
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Sat May 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account
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Fri May 22, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Mayor from Jaws addresses the nation
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: "If you don't agree with me on reopening, I will send in the feds"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
President Epidemiologist Trump announces vaccine project
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Mon May 11, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Coronavirus press conference happening now
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pence's staff coughs up a viral infection. This is not a euphemism
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As we approach the second anniversary of Melania Trump's "Be Best" initiative, it's looking like the program may fall just a wee bit short of reaching some of its goals
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Masks are for smug liberals while open virus transmission is for ignorant republicans
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hannity went after the New York Times because Trump told him to
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
By the time he arrives at work, Trump "has been up as early as 5 a.m. watching Fox News, then CNN, with a dollop of MSNBC thrown in for rage viewing"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New White House Chief of Staff literally cries because the culture is so toxic and horrible. And now that we all know he's a weak-ass crybaby, he is sure to be fired
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stephen Are-we-sure- he's-not Vladimir Putin's-Illegitimate-son? Miller, isn't going to let a little thing like a pandemic get in the way of being a dick to migrants
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