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headlines found matching 'Meghan Markle'
Thu June 28, 2018
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle eschews protocol and strikes vulgar pose during public appearance alongside of Queen
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Wed June 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Duchess of Sussex crosses her legs, makes the news
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man looking to get a smart haircut gets dumb and dumber haircut instead, changes his name to Lloyd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Newly released video of YouTuber's final moments before his pregnant girlfriend fatally shot him in stunt shows that they should have read more books instead of using one as body armor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
YouTube takes aim at Patreon
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese company apologizes on national TV for one of their employee's scandalous 3-minute lunch breaks
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple people stabbed after huge brawl breaks out on Coney Island beach. No word if the Warriors came out to play
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soaked Keanu grimly soldiers on while filming rainy scene for John Wick 3 in Times Square
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What is it, Cheeta?" "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What, the leopard has fallen in the well? You take care of it I'm busy"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cam Newton, classy as always
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian skateboarding circus bear rips and shreds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Darwin hits a small target
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple taking a selfie while vacationing in Portugal end up taking the plunge
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely Madlibian: Brad Pitt rides bike in London amid custody negotiations with estranged wife Angelina Jolie
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Topless pics appeals case may feature Meghan Markle looking sexy cooking hamburgers. Yeah, not sure what to make of it, can't really go wrong with sexy hamburger cooking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plagiarizing an essay about plagiarism might get you a failing grade, on Fark (NSFW content on page)
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man touches tit. It's not news, it's Fark
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher regretted revealing her affair with Harrison Ford
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man from the year 6491. Aliens. Giorgio is beside himself
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arby's publishes new funny font with a saucy name, cause that's how they roll, sans pretension
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Outrage in Germany as far-right leader describes Nazi era as a 'speck of bird poop in more than a thousand successful years' of the country's history
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison sliders, $600. Would you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue has some advice on how to get your summer vagina ready. Maybe Fark is mature enough for Teen Vogue after all
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Annoyed by the 'know-it-alls' in your life who are convinced they're always right? Take comfort in the fact that research shows they're actually less informed about the world than their peers
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
29-year-old "penniless student" chosen by 55-year-old Russian oil tycoon's kids to be his new wife. Because it's the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of penniless students
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The true inspiration for The Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash has been revealed. Ironically enough it's not a gas gas gas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ L'Araignée, l'Araignée / Est un être bien singulier / Dans sa toile, il attend / D'attraper les brigands / Attention / Car l'Araignée est là ♪
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying its aliens but a wingless super sonic tic tac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD wants you to look out. Here cums the Spiderman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carter Page says, being a right wing scumbag ruined my life. If only I didn't hate everyone on the planet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman's archival papers reveal the actor had misgivings about starring in Harry Potter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's hear what the mom of the evicted millennial's son has to say about him. Oh, dear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You may think you're being sly by waiting until your wife goes to the restroom before smacking your waitress's backside, but you'd be wrong
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Car thief experiences sudden unexpected exit, karma
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's cows are so pampered they sleep on waterbeds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ABC takes a bite out of The Chew, and spits it out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German company Super Dickmann's lives up to its name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Guardian)
 
Woofday
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who once dressed up as a sexy can of whipped cream says Duchess of Sussex's dress was ill-fitting. Björk's swan dress unavailable for comment
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's a hot new food trend out there called "bowl food." Where you eat food ... out of a bowl
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A 34 million-to-one shot, doc"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
29 million Americans had nothing better to do than watch the Royal Wedding Saturday morning
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Serena Williams apparently won beer pong at the royal wedding after-party
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Royal women not only have strange hats, but strange swimwear as well (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig voice over artist Harley Bird is making £1,000 an hour. But she might want to rephrase when she says she makes that for 'snorting and...doing some lines.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant recently announced his engagement, so here's Elizabeth Hurley to announce that Hugh Grant is still a complete idiot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Talking to a ghost trapped inside your creepy-looking doll is no way to through life as an adult, man
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Catch Me If You Can" conman caught again. I guess they could
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can con a ton of money out of the super-rich just by pretending to be the grandson of the guy who invented Bakelite. I thought it was hard to become super-rich?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin slams the royal wedding for being the remnants of a bloody empire and force-feeding coverage to the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best memes from the Royal Wedding
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The BBC's Tweet game is on point as they mock Trump over his inauguration size compared to the Royal Wedding
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The world watches as an American actress weds a British Prince who is 6th in line for the throne. How many times will the breathless announcer say "As is tradition?" Will someone make it a spectacle? The Royal Wedding begins on BBC America at 6am ET
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Markle's half-sister: "I found the trashiest way to profiteer from Meghan's wedding" Markle's half-nephew: "Hold my bong"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to play 90-year old ass, a role he was born to play
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
👨🏻🧙🧙🧙 👴🏻👑 👩 😡 👨🏻🗡 👴🏻😵👨🏻👑
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar rectums
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle since her father got out of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Only two days left to get your royal wedding sick bag for Saturday's retch fest
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Ten jokes that only really, really smart people will be able to understand." (Given this is the Mirror, though, that bar is set pretty low)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon sing the Royal Wedding Song
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The real reason Meghan Markle is marrying Prince Harry: To hide away from her crazy family
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How members of the British royal family get their last names. 'Earl of Dumbass' already claimed in the politics tab
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto has been in the dm's of every female model from 18-25, according to Dylan Sprouse. Luckily, subby is hip so he knows dm is short for Depeche Mode, right? Dreamy melons? Delicate midrange?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's your answer to the age old question of just how many of each letter are there in a tin of alphabet spaghetti? Just in case you were wondering
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert provides eight reasons you might not want to have sex other than your arm is tired
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Six films people have a tough time sitting through
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Free beer is usually a good thing. Usually
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It seems the Royal Family has finally branched when it comes to marrying crazy: Meet the Markle family
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's like looking into the eyes of Fark
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preparations for the royal wedding: Carriages. Check. Jewels. Check. Caviar. Check. Removing the filthy beggars from sight. Check
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna poses naked and whiplash snorkel batcave if it's all the same to you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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(Time)
 
 
 
A selection of souvenirs on offer to celebrate the upcoming royal wedding. Come for the commemorative condoms, stay for the swimsuits that will haunt your dreams for some time to come
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's dad really wants to get out of attending her wedding (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Someone is forking Windsor, England. Local officials don't know who these forkers are but when they find them they'll be forking spooned
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you notice any Pandas held aloft at the Royal Wedding it's the mascot from alumnus of Meghan Markle's Catholic School in L.A. Bonus Fark: Katy Perry still trying to kick out the nuns from same school outta their home
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may charge adults $20 for passes that prove they're adults so they can enjoy their porn legally
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's like Mean Girls, only everyone is 80"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you shave your body hair to please your partner? This woman thinks you shouldn't have to, and now the internet is overreacting to her personal choice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cop Life magazine readers rate Kansas least fun place to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have 2 million dollars worth of meth in your car, don't tailgate. You might get pulled over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Stevie Wonder sees it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A headline you don't see every day: Terrified tourists run for cover as robot dragon bursts into flames during Disney parade in the Magic Kingdom
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mike Flynn took our money," claims (A) Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, (B) Turkish leader Recep Erdoğan, (C) Rapper Ice Cube. Wait... it's always C, right? So how can it be C? Ok, what the fark, people?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An American celebrity may cause death of the Republican Party. No, not that American celebrity. And no, not that Republican Party
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Divorced? Would you get married a second time?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you break an expensive wine glass at your in-law's house, should you offer to pay for it? Is it unreasonable for them to send you an invoice if you don't?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With increased presence of jumpsuits, vegan cake, and zipwire cameras, millennials are killing the traditional marriage ceremony to suit their agenda. "Weddings are now being planned to take account of social media and concern for the environment"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spring sale: Blac Chyna's club appearance fee drops from $30,000 a night to $2,000. Book now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These 2 mice say try the new Burgers and Pizza diet. Still waiting for the Beer Bacon Cheeseburger diet but will try this in a pinch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan takes down fleeing armed suspect with a move Cobra Kai would be proud of
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
HBO will be using Amazon's Rose Parade commentators to cover Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia now is using a T1 series Terminator which looks like a lawnmower that ate a submachine gun brrrrburp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The iceberg plan from Brewster's Millions becomes real life
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, this motorcyclist rides into a bar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yo, dude, a little help here?"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1. Prince is dead 2. One probably shouldn't eat stones. 3. I doubt the existence of Quinoa and Gluten
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When is it ok to decline a wedding invite? A good baseline would be when you've attended 20 in the past four years, have gone into debt and had to move back home because of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian neighbors put an alarm in their backyard that goes off any time the children next door play outside. So who is in the right here?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Prince William and Kate Middleton announce that the name of their third child is Louis Arthur Charles, to be known as His Royal Highness Prince Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Royals set fashion trends for centuries. Emperor wearing no clothes unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia laughs at China's "personless banks", launches personless loan sharks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer falls asleep in courtroom. No word how many quaaludes he was slipped
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♬ Bye bye Miss American Pie. I got a hot model girlfriend and that's no lie. She'll be with me till the day that I die, which will likely be a week from Fri ♫
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver does what we'd all like to do
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wax Melania unveiled. I think. Maybe it was the real one posing as a statue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Megan Markle's family may also be royalty.... royal pains in the @ss. Relatives that she hasn't seen in many years are all butthurt over not getting an invitation to the wedding, instant redneck fame
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The custody battle between A.J. Delgado and Jason Miller is the stuff of courtroom drama; "He talked about Kellyanne Conway's shriveled-up fun bags"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix beer and yoga? You get 'Broga' which is just what men need for better health and to find their inner zen
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
57% of the Irish who were asked if they intended to watch the Royal wedding said "go fook yerself, I'm not cuttin' into me drinkin' time watching some shiate Proddy weddin' 'tween a ponce an' his no better than she should be tart, now feck off"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man killed by lynch mob after shooting dead a Peruvian shaman. Talk about a bad trip. Warning: Graphic images and video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Judge who was filmed berating a wheelchair-bound asthmatic defendant who died three days later after having had difficulty getting medication behind bars has decided to resign
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3D self-aware robot squid that can be printed on the battlefield are being developed by the military. Which will be great as soon as we need sentient sushi on the battlefield
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus that was supposed to go to New York ends up in Toledo. Everybody on the bus just laughs and laughs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doesn't somebody want to be wanted like me?
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is turning into your Grandma Ethel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Thish, hic, ish your, hic, pilot, hic, shpeaking'
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you write #MeToo in hieroglyphics?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fishy odor; cottage-cheese consistency; green, yellow and frothy; cloudy and yellow; red or brown. Do any of these sound familiar?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your fire is already burning, you don't need to use a fire starter. And it's a really bad idea to throw a whole box of fire starters on your fire. With video goodness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ack, ack... Ack, ack, ack... Ack, ACK, ACK, ack
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"She had a butt like two buttery brioche rolls and presumably an inner world and a job of some kind." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, painful character descriptions edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's father Thomas gets his very own royal 'throne'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, cheese, pizza and lasagna protect you from brittle bones as you age. Fark: Only if you're a man though
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The homeless situation is now grave
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton in black lingerie. Your argument is invalid
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High tech speed camera van is no match for disgruntled motorist and his umbrella
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Watch your mailbox, the invites to the upcoming royal wedding are in the mail
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica HQ's in London evacuated after suspicious package is found. Authorities are now checking to see if recent mailings from the White House has anything to do with it
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Wed March 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle to receive first wax job prior to Harry wedding
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Tue March 20, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Prince Harry does not listen to Kanye
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Sun March 18, 2018
(MSN)
 
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"Hey George, that doesn't look like a shipwreck." "That's no shipwreck...that's a submarine...and it's COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle must change the way she eats if she wants to cut the mustard as a royal
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