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Tue May 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd, Mary Jane - is that Kay Ivey's music?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana Governor Greg 'Genocide' Gianforte signs bill outlawing local level public health mandates meant to curtail the spread of infectious disease
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Sun May 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Clyburn says the most important facet of police reform isn't necessary for police reform
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
To-go alcohol orders looking at becoming permanent. Difficulty: PA
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is not a credible witness
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
DeSantis's decision to deter deCovid mitigations and desafety measures has blindsided demayor of Tampa
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"The United States is, by many measures, the worst place for parents"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Senate unanimously agrees discrimination on hairstyles is a do not
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Mon May 03, 2021
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Etherium founder becomes world's youngest crypto billionaire, when measured in USD Monopoly money
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Sat May 01, 2021
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Taika Waititi as Blackbeard? Yes please, cap'n
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lawmakers from a state synonymous with mountainous terrain and steep roads unanimously decide that legalizing sale of "to-go" cocktails is a dandy idea. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
We practically wiped out the flu worldwide and it was a mere side effect of our anti Covid-19 measurements. Meanwhile Covid-19 is still a global pandemic...because it is NOT like the farking flu
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nibblin' on sponge cake, watching the cruise ships, slicing through coral covered in poop
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida legislature passes bill to prevent Drew from deleting the politics tab again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Homebuyers, finally realizing how expensive houses are, slowed their roll just a little in March. This bubble can't pop fast enough
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Shoot yer machine guns in Arkansas. BRRRRRRRT
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
"They build the entire show around a Chadwick Boseman ending and then Anthony Hopkins won and didn't show up" as opposed to Boseman who would have?
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Fri April 23, 2021
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans' attempted purge fails
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson (R-easonably aware of Constitution) vetoes bill that would prohibit local police from enforcing federal gun laws, but surely the South will whine again
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
With three months to go until the Tokyo Olympics, let's see how things are progressing in Japa... oh dear
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Thu April 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Welcome to February 26th":
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When calling DC "corrupt" and "crime-ridden" maybe don't have a Congressman from Louisiana be the guy making those claims. People in glass houses and all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least 34 states have NO idea what's in the Constitution
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Republicans decide they like that sweet, sweet NCAA TV money more than they hate transgender kids
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Fri April 16, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Crazy scientist: "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing; block it out" Lab assistant: "Good god"
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Thu April 15, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama declares new official state vegetable is the sweet potato. Black eyed peas, okra demand recount
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Texas of Canada has decided that this is its moment, will try remove mandatory vaccinations from the Public Health Act
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
In coronavirus times, when people are staying home more than ever yet ratings keep plummeting, TV execs have found the culprit: Nielsen, for letting its audience measurement system deteriorate, missing millions of fans of great TV and great ads
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wear a bathing suit anywhere in Florida to protest Ron DeSantis
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New Mexico ends qualified immunity, finally becoming known for something other than meth and aliens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just 25% of the public currently call themselves Republicans -- close to the lowest that Gallup has ever measured since it started doing telephone-based polling
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Second Amendment absolutists have zero arguments left against sensible gun control measures says *checks notes* The New York Post
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Mon April 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Biological fathers in Utah will be legally required to pay half of a woman's out-of-pocket pregnancy costs under a new law. Do they have unmarried sex in Utah?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Do walkers on escalators bother you? Then you might want to move to Japan. And while you're there, be sure to check out the incredible variety of Kit-Kats they have
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tim Apple joins the bushel of criticism of the Peach State's voter suppression
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden urges leniency for people who have been sentenced for being high on crack
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Wed March 31, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bill in Washington State would ban for-profit immigrant detention centers, a move that almost--almost--makes up for Windows ME
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada sees $363 billion deficit due to pandemic measures. Odd. Subby thought it was due to anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, and impatient re-openers
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Tue March 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Citizen's Arrest" law under scrutiny in Georgia, because, to paraphrase: "You can't kill someone for stealing a television, because sometimes there might be unintended consequences"
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia governor Kemp pretends to be an idiot as cover for being racist
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"So, you need life-saving medical care, but you're gay? I'm sorry, my religion won't allow me to treat you. What's that? Oh, yes, it is legal, this is Arkansas"
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Coffee: the real superfood. Here comes that sweet caffeinated science
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Measured, correct take on anchovies to the left. Your box-mac-and-cheese and ground-beef-taco sensibilities exhibited to the right
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Time to stock up on munchies and flaunt that legal weed. I'm talking to you New York
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's oldest and largest continuously functioning organization announces pay cuts due to the pandemic. Hopefully God will provide
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DIY Giliad Kit: Part 1 of 5 Complete
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A majority of Republicans now find any combination of ice cream to be acceptable
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The LEGO Saturn V, all 1,969 pieces of it, has been surpassed by LEGO's new 2,534-piece set featuring the Space Shuttle Discovery, with the Hubble Space Telescope thrown in for good measure
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Amazing new blood test measures covid immunity faster and cheaper. Religiously inclined inhabitants of social media breathlessly writing posts about how the test uses Lucifer-ase and is actually named SATiN
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Fri March 19, 2021
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
All the lander's measurements so far are consistent with the Mar's core being entirely molten and chewey, not a lumpy or a solid nugget
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Thu March 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
President who mocked coronavirus safety measures has successfully proven their effectiveness
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Wed March 17, 2021
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Desperate times call for desperate measures
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP attorneys general want their stimulus cake and be able to tell the Feds to eat it, too
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Tue March 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
US retail sales down in February because it was too damn cold and crappy to go out and buy
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
With fresh momentum from the success of the stimulus package's historic anti-poverty measures, Democrats are now pushing to make them permanent for America's poor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
GM said on Monday that due to the global semiconductor chip shortage that they are building certain 2021 light-duty full-size pickup trucks without a fuel management module, hurting those vehicles' fuel economy performance. Well that sucks
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Thu March 11, 2021
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
What would Jesus shoot?
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know how Subway claims "Footlong" is a trademark name, not intended to be an actual measurement? Here's Bentley's new "Flying" car
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Today's Satanic Panic brought to us by *throws chicken bones* Mitt Romney's senior colleague
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Tue March 09, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In 2020, AZ mail voting was open, easy, and found by courts to be free of problems. Seeing how that turned out for them, the state GOP naturally voted for new ID paperwork requirements to complicate the process
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Senators who voted against a $15 minimum wage represent three-quarters of the workers who would benefit from it
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Florida GOP wants public schools to teach the 'horrors' of socialist governments. Because kids won't ever try something forbidden
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is VERY pissed off that Congress gave union workers $83b to fund their failing pension plans. They should be allowed to fail just like Wall St. was in 2008. Oh, wait
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even though the main focus of the latest COVID relief bill is the stimulus check, there are other goodies in the bill, too. For example, making the first $10,200 in 2020 unemployment benefits tax-exempt, saving those affected $1,000 to $2,000
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Sports tab v. Politics tab fight: Kelly Loeffler loses WNBA team to ownership group that includes activist player she refused to meet
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
North Dakota decides transparency is for suckers and we don't need to see any vote totals before the Electoral College meets. Do they think we don't already know they're going to pick the Republican?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The latest episode of WandaVision was packed full of Easter Eggs and callbacks. 37 of them, in fact. Here's a guide to all of them (spoilers, obviously)
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Thu February 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Someone did the hourly wage inflation math
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Huh, trickle up economics spurs spending. Who'd a-thunk it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duke of Edinburgh admitted to hospital "as a precautionary measure" after feeling unwell, probably because HE'S 99 YEARS OLD
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's the Obama way or the highway and if you don't like it, hit the road, get out of town
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Proposed Indiana law would hypothetically allow women to speak
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate votes to hold Maricopa County Elections board in contempt, arrest the board, seize the ballots and eventually award the state to Trump. Except the measure allowing them to do all this failed to pass by ONE VOTE
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Voters in red state approve constitutional amendment legalizing weed. You know what happens next
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley waits until Donnie's gone before buying into Russia
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If we can't sieze property of pot smokers we gotta make up the financial difference somehow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Millions of Democrats want Trump permanently banned from government. Fark: So do millions of former Trump voters
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase you probably never expected to see: "Gohmert is appealing"
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Sun February 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nice university you've got there. Since you didn't pay the slaves who helped build it, we're sure you won't mind their descendants not paying tuition
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Fri February 05, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Nevada looking to let tech companies build their own company towns, with their own local governments, school districts, courts, and provide government services. Yeah... because who doesn't foresee this ending really really badly?
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pentagon, whose main purpose is to teach people how to kill their opponents with extreme measures, orders a pause across the whole military to address extremism in its ranks
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(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Proposal would give money to North Dakota coal plants by taxing wind power. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
The helium nucleus has been measured with record precision. Only Dr. Manhattan remains unimpressed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans don't have your back, America. Not a single one of the cheap bastards voted to advance the stimulus package that would give most Americans a $1,400 one-time check
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Stafford trade causing unbridled imagination amongst sports writers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Brian Babin (R-acist) proposes removal of Rep. Ilhan Omar from House Foreign Affairs Committee for um, you know, reasons
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Mon February 01, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Personal use quantities of drugs now $100 fine in Oregon, as long as you sign up for treatment. But there is no treatment, and nothing happens you don't pay the fine. Lawmakers evidently on drugs
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
We hear that February 30th is still open for a new state holiday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
PA GOP to Fetterman: So we're gonna pass a measure to make it illegal for you to hang pro-marijuana and pro-LGBT flags on your balcony and we're gonna go ahead and take those flags down. Fetterman: And I'm gonna go ahead and put them right back up
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Fri January 29, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan had a new bar just for Farkers
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Jambands)
 
 
 
Jerry Garcia High?
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Zuckerbook preparing to sue over App Store privacy measures. Tim Apple: you're always welcome to make your own phones...oh wait, you last tried 8 years ago
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's expecting an increase in profits, despite proposed minimum wage increase. Will offset higher wages with "judicious" menu pricing increases. Garçon, Royale with Cheese, s'il vous plaît
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
FL voters overwhelmingly approve $15/hr. minimum wage. FL legislators do what they always do, start adjusting it with an axe
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow's mayor lifts some coronavirus restrictions, presumably to help thin out the anti-Putin crowds
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch Chinese parents eat Mexican food for the first time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Smash hit or total turkey? In the age of streaming it's impossible to tell." You would think they would track this kind of thing
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats will use their only simple-majority-rules bill this year to pass covid stimulus (unless they grow spines and nuke the filibuster)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom orders dollhouse for daughter, neglects to check the measurements
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Fri January 22, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Republicans: "You guys are getting rid of statues of our heroes? How about we get rid of statue of a racist Democrat?" Democrats: "That's a great idea, let's do it"
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 21 is 'exact' as in: "When baking a cake from scratch, remember that you have to measure everything correctly, and that exact as a leavening agent"
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
No Shiat Sherlock
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Tue January 19, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
525,600 lies. 2,102,000 minutes... How do you measure four years of the lies? With Randy Rainbow
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Cylon Defensive Measure stops robbers from stealing store's cash from register
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