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Thu April 15, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two French men get drunk. Do they a) go and eat a nice meal with some quality red wine, b) start a drunken fight in a sleazy bar or c) inject each other in the penis with cream normally used to treat hemorrhoids?
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Purina just released a cookbook for humans to make yourself meals that taste like the food you're serving your cat and I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
"Corn intolerance" is on the rise. Subby tried for a corny headline but nothing popped into mind
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Apparently, putting a Pop-Tart in the toaster is too challenging for most people
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pop culture, snack food, space exploration, and breakfast cereal are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 21-27: Frozen Yogurt Edition
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Mon April 05, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
My electrical cords are chewed on, there is pee on my floor, and my children all have band-aids on their fingers
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Easter sides for the ham or lamb. Yes, please
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Easter sides for the ham or lamb. Yes, please
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It seems all of Putin's shirtless he-man pics have paid off for him, as he's been declared Russia's sexiest man
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Thu April 01, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
We all know about "comfort food", but what food *really* makes us happy? Here comes the delicious taco-based science
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My SO made a sh*tty dinner and I told him so. Should I not have done that?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Santa Maria grilled tri-tip. Another Sunday night dinner winner
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
They define "Ranch" weird. They define "Fun" even weirder
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
How cocaine and velour changed the way we eat forever
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're feeding your pets wrong. Your dog wants 14 ounces of steak
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're feeding your pets wrong. Your dog wants 14 ounces of steak
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Instant Quaker Oatmeal - Now With 100% More Protein
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Green beer on St. Patrick's Day. New Hotness: Free green doughnuts. Mmmm....free doughnuts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's St Patrick's day, so guess what you're doing wrong now
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Tue March 16, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Forget chicken, bring home a bucket of spaghetti
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Forget chicken, bring home a bucket of spaghetti
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(Playstation Lifestyle)
 
 
 
F2P RPG + KFC = COVID19 UH-OH. "Meet in another world," indeed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day ... if you want to get promoted. Here comes the delicious science
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Vegan woman left "disgusted" by KFC, alleges they were 'discriminating' against her by failing to offer a meat-free meal to her
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Thu March 11, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
7-Eleven Japan now sells full-blown meal kits containing pre-cut gourmet ingredients (really). "The tomato sauce was neither too tart nor too sweet, and with all the flavors of the chicken and vegetables having mingled during the stewing stage"
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Gordon farking Ramsay farks up a full English, then has the bollocks to charge £19 for it, the farking...you know, there's not enough Malcolm Tucker in the world to describe this cocked-up wreckage, so maybe you farkers'll have a go
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
'Taco Bell For Life' Winner Chooses To Receive Winnings As Single Lump Meal
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Mon March 08, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There's really no real reason to eat three meals per day, so go on with your weird pandemic eating habits
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake replaces table service with self-serve kiosks
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Prep-work is the key whether it's world-class meal or drunk
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Yes, I'll have some heirloom apples with my Nutriloaf"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed posts its most depressing listicle: how to stay fed when you're poor in America
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently the taste of arse is in the air for bloke as he uses filthy train seat as a dining table to eat meal. The Sun is There (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
EX-President Trump** was very aware of his small meat
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Subby can train the little scuzmeister how to clean her bowl, she can do it whenever she wants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Subby can train the little scuzmeister how to clean her bowl, she can do it whenever she wants
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's little Mexican excursion has generated a mess of memes. You can help the good fight
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Thu February 18, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Just how bad are things in Texas? People are waiting up to 4 hours to get food from Burger King
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Just how bad are things in Texas? People are waiting up to 4 hours to get food from Burger King
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
Broccoli chicken is an abomination. Prove me wrong
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
#6: You don't make friends
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How to get the most value into of your $6.49, $5 (pricing may vary by location) box meal at Taco Bell
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Sun February 14, 2021
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but you can put a little something on that oatmeal
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Here are 70 Valentine's meal ideas for you and the love of your life
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some items on the Black History Month Scavenger Hunt include "dance to a reggae song", "cook an African meal", and subby's personal favorite: "Talk to a Black person"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The Restaurants for the People program, which pays local restaurants to make meals for their neighbors in need, has some pretty cool ways of raising money
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old habits die hard
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
A foldable e-scooter that is also a cargo hauler, a shopping trolley or meal delivery
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Wendy's giving away jr bacon cheeseburgers in February, but they're obviously prepared for Homer Simpson
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigella: I've learned to become more 'guarded.' Subby: is that why you won't return my calls? Or emails? Or texts? Or manly-scented perfumed notes? Or tins of muffins?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Eight easy crock pot freezer meals. Subby, who thought he was supposed to use his crock pot to warm food up, apparently was doing it wrong
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits, who really can't cook anything without boiling it British, epically roast a stupid American's attempt at their Full English breakfast (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits, who really can't cook anything without boiling it British, epically roast a stupid American's attempt at their Full English breakfast (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 31, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
This beer is the bomb. Difficulty: Literally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker pays for everyone's meal at a Mt. Pleasant, SC IHOP. Well except for the people eating Blowfish
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
11 recipes to help clean out your fridge before you refill it with all those Superb Owl leftovers. 12: narrow your browser window to scroll instead of slide show
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Thu January 28, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rita Ora's illegal birthday party was held with CCTV shut off
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Could you live on $7000 per year?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Politics or D'awww? White House pets, from Josiah the "good-natured" badger to Rebecca the pardoned Thanksgiving meal Raccoon to Pauline Wayne, the cow
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The favored snack at sporting events in Tampa? Mashed potatoes
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley defended the Oklahoma City bombing, characterizing it as a legit war of ideas between the government and various Gravy Seals & Meal Team Six terrorist militias. But by all means, let him stay in Congress because cancel culture is mean
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Sun January 17, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
LGT recipe my daughter wants me to make for Sunday night dinner. Suggested improvements appreciated
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Or, you know, you could just go inside for meals and sleeping, or something
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Fri January 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Insects are creeping closer to your dinner plates...meant to be eaten, not squashed
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Wed January 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news, European farkers. The European Food Safety Agency has deemed mealworms safe to eat. Bon Appétit
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government seems to have outsourced the delivery of food parcels for hungry families to the people who ran the Fyre Festival
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Ely Standard (UK))
 
 
 
"I know the number 3 prawn cocktail crisps guy too," Mr Fisher confessed
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Remember having those lovely Swanson salisbury steak tv dinners when you were poor? Now you can have more expensive frozen dinners from NYC restaurants that you probably have to tip the waiter for
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
All of your pandemic snacking allowed Conagra's bottom line to grow even more than yours
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Wed January 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bean Dad apologizes for being an @sshole to his daughter
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Tue January 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another day, another anti-mask, COVID skeptic pleading from his hospital bed to accept that the virus is real and to take it seriously
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your mealworms want styrofoam
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I ate nothing but "healthy" fast food for a week and all I got was a generic ad for fast food chains disguised as a fluff piece from Business "Insider" and you want fries with this
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer goes full Shredder on McConnell
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dine on Mouth Bags for dinner, and finish off that fine meal with Cigarette Pie for dessert?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Kellogg's to make Oatmeal Cream Pies into a cereal in order to give you the diabetes you always wanted
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brussels police chief suspended for sex party in....sorry force of habit...raclette party in police station against covid restrictions. Melted cheese everywhere
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Sun December 27, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Apparently there are households out there that have something called "leftover" ham
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Thu December 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some cultural Christmas Feast ideas or just in case you are really hungry and want an excuse to make a good meal
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Once a year the NY MTA hooks up a nostalgia train of vintage carriages from the 1930's to the 1970's, just to remind you how uncomfortable the subway used to be
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Wed December 23, 2020
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
A console has been released that can finally play Cyberpunk 2077
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kind-hearted McDonald's customer pays for stranger's meal behind her, finds out no good deed goes unpunished after getting huge bill (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Have yourselves a groovy little solstice. How to make traditional Druid meals
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Don't you hate it when you reach for an oatmeal cookie and it turns out to be chocolate chip?" said no one ever
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