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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four Russian female hooligans including a Nazi-supporting McDonald's worker have been banned from World Cup stadiums, however you wouldn't ban three of the four of them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Man claims "The greatest food in human history is found at McDonald's" and that Anthony Bourdain was the "Anna Wintour of food". Next Week: Why Kim Kardashian is a national treasure and everything should be written in Comic Sans
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's feels bloated, will cut $500 million of fat
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's plans to update stores to confront that living wage issue
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"For at least 40 years I have been doing battle with fast food clerks and restaurant waitresses over the difference between hamburgers and cheeseburgers because I do not like cheese on my hamburger"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blowhard who eats McDonald's every day and once claimed the human body has a finite amount of energy "like a battery" lectures the nation's youth on the importance of eating healthy and staying physically fit
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Tue May 29, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, your local Starbucks is closed for mandatory common sense training today. Where will you get your coffee instead? Do you think the chain will lose customers after they try McDonald's, Caribou, or a good local place? It's Coffee Talk
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Mon May 28, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Headline: On national burger day, chains are upping their game. Article: It's McDonald's. Someone got paid to write this. Difficulty: Not Buzzfeed
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two McDonald's customers have filed a $5 million lawsuit alleging they are charged the same price regardless if their burger has cheese or not
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Wed May 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grimace
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump eating healthier. Oh, he's still eating several McDonald's hamburgers a day, but sometimes he only eats them with half a bun. There, problem fixed
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Come on down to 'The McDonald's of the Philippines'. Subby put this in the geek tab as a tribute to the profession
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's employees share the 14 strangest orders they've ever gotten, including a McChicken sandwich smothered in strawberry jam. What have you ordered at a fast food place?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 91-year-old man is arrested for firing a shot at the car in front of him at a McDonald's drive-thru 'because they weren't moving fast enough'. OK who here hasn't at least wanted to push the car out of the way for the same reason?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
McDonald's to phase out plastic straws because they suck
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Armed man storms McDonald's and threatens staff, before leaving with box of Monopoly stickers. Suspect described as short, portly old man with a mustache, wearing a morning suit and top hat
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Thu May 03, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If the cops show up you might as well finish huffing the can in front of them, it's going to be a while until you get the chance again
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Journalist does an investigative report on the Big Mac, Whopper, and Dave's Single, discovers the shocking truth that they all taste like shiat. This is some hard-hitting journalism from the Washington Post
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Thu April 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Subway closing 500 stores, guess you have to go to the one across the street
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Happy Earth Day. Anyone miss those non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers McDonald's used to have?
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Sat April 21, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Begun the chicken sandwich wars have
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
There's a reason why you can't order a milkshake at McDonald's. It has to do with a weird code called Section 39 of The Pennsylvania Code outlining Frozen Dessert Standards
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Tue April 17, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
McDonald's fires manager who said she was sorry for slapping violent racist customer
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fast Food Brawl Week continues with this video of a McDonald's employee with a backslap that would make Ric Flair proud WOOOO
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Tue April 10, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
A Federal Judge ruled that just because a McDonald's "value meal" costs more than purchasing each item individually, does not mean they were trying to mislead
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom sends her kid off to school in a "McDonald's" X-rated T-shirt after thinking it looked innocent enough. She's not lovin' the embarrassment now
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Sat April 07, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
McDonald's Singapore chef visits Bhutan, comes back with recipe for red rice McPorridge, cooked with sweet potato, shiatake mushrooms, beancurd, corn and goji berries
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Star Wars nipples. Come for the casaba melons, leave for the "scabbed over"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In study of Danish men, fat kids who get back to normal weight by age 13 and continue at normal weight have no difference in Type 2 diabetes risk from normal kids. Party on, McDonald's Kid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would you spend your 24 hours? Walmart, Ikea, Chuck E. Cheese?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan sends an unexpectedly body-positive message to people saying they should feel happy about their small and soft penises. Err... fries
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A is on the rise and overtaking these fast-food chains
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Top 10 extraordinary looking McDonald's restaurants around the world. Come for the Spaceship McDonald's, stay for the Riverboat McDonald's
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
McDonald's 2015: We're going to pay our employees $1/hr above the local minimum wage. 2018: Yeah, that was a one-time McSpecial, it's off the McMenu now
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Some Confused Guy)
 
 
 
*scratches head* Gay McCarthyism? What did I just read?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
McDonald's French fries spilled over California freeway after truck overturns. CHiPs immediately present at accident site
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
People are lovin the fiery new mixtape from A) Logic B) Lil Wayne or C) Wendy's
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And subby thought it was that they offered inexpensive food loaded with salt, fat and sugar that tasted great and was ready in almost no time at all
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Fri March 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guy tries to buy a filly cheese steak at McDonalds. Sorry, I meant, guy tries to buy his filly a cheese steak at McDonalds
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you're going to commit a staged collision with your buds in another car, don't stop off at McDonald's on the way to grab a bite to eat. The CCTV can see you together
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"American exchange students in Italy cook pasta without water and promptly start fire"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't mess with a man's bacon
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Thieves use JCB to break into McDonald's at 2.50am over St Patrick's Day weekend. Two things that are definitely, er, not related?
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canada and the world a little sadder as comedian Mike McDonald is now doing standup for the angels
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
One of the fanciest McDonald's in the world is in a restored 150-year-old McMansion in Maine
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Burger King launches new giant burger loaded with entire pack of bacon. in other news, despite getting more exercise, study finds Americans getting more obese
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London's roughest McDonald's' tries to cut down on anti-social behavior by: A) Hiring more security, B) Closing earlier, or C) Turning off the free WiFi and playing classical music
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma lawmaker says comments comparing teacher pay raise to extortion were taken out of context, curses those nosy kids visiting the capitol and their fancy smartphone videos
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Thu March 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
A "big gleaming W" or a pair of breasts
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want a lobster roll when you visit Maine? Of course you do. That's why you need to go to this McDonald's
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is getting ready to slip its fresh beef between buns all across the country
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump's tremendous tariff sent the stock market sliding down like a juicy wet fart dripping down Trump's knee. Stocks have fallen in pre-market trading. What will happen when the opening bell rings? It's your Fark we're farked stock market watch
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac record holder on pace to eat his 30,000th by May, be preserved as a solid cholesterol statue by Memorial Day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding maggots in the store bought roast chicken you ordered? Finding chicken testicles inside it
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Mon February 26, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The sauce that launched a peculiarly-American riot is back -- thanks in part to Rick and Morty
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager shoots at drive-thru customers in an attempt to film that Falling Down sequel
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Polygon)
 
 
 
McDonald's finally making things right, however prevents Rick & Morty season 9
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nursing home hires pole dancers to keep residents entertained
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Boring permit issued to Boring Company to build a hyperloop between NYC and DC, allowing you to skip the boring drive through boring NJ
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