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Mon October 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Correction officers feel slighted after state considers bribing prisoners with McDonald's food to get COVID-19 vaccines, but doesn't offer them the same deal
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen crafts a legal war over the Blizzard name
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chili's parent boosting prices higher than expected, expecting a frosty reception
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Absolute garbage water least ordered item on McDonald's menu
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Thu October 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not saying it is, but it sure sounds McFarked-up
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Even being closed on Sunday can not stop Chick-fil-A
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
What are some your favorite commercial jingles of all time?
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
McDonald's will be offering free breakfast to teachers and staff starting Monday. Haven't they suffered enough?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(WCF Courier)
 
 
 
Former Senate candidate: I gave you that money for Bitcoin, but now I need it back for Ivermectin. *pulls out gun*
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock. And as we all know, puns are their own reword. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, literate edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wendy's tells McDonald's to go home and get their $%@& shinebox yet again
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald hasn't been canceled. He's just dead
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
McDonald's surely to soon fire manager for giving away product without payment first
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a legal first, Iowa man pleads guilty to Chicken McNuggets dipping sauce rage
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone who for some reason liked to sit inside to eat at McDonald's
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Thu September 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's has found more of the animal that makes up the McRib sandwich
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
McDonald's kindly requests that you "turn on ur notifications" and get ready for a surprise
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Mon September 27, 2021
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
No, you can't win a night with Grimace from McDonald's. NTTAWWT. Although since he's a taste bud he's probably only down for oral
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
That fast-food chain you think is the worst? No es Taco Bell
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
We tried Taco Bell's new chicken sandwich taco hybrid thingie so you didn't have to ... and oh good lord is it good and we hate ourselves for loving it
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Wed September 22, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ Ah, sugar (du doo du doo doo). Ah, coffee, coffee (du doo du doo doo). You are my McDonald's stabbing dude. And you got me fearing you
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Tue September 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to begin to get rid of plastic in toys, instead it will give your children Ron Jeremy themed cardboard cut outs if this picture is accurate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remembering how multiple labor unions in Denmark kneecapped McDonald's in to paying $22/hr
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Mon September 20, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
Furious Best Korea warns of 'countermeasures' over submarine deal, will next issue a damning declaration about missing two-for-one offer at McDonald's on National Cheeseburger Day
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
It sure is dusty in McDonald's today
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
....and now to celebrate Walt Disney World's 50th anniversary, McDonald's has a new line of Happy Meal Toys
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
And today's thing you've been doing all wrong your entire life is...opening fast-food ketchup packets
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's customer vows to go vegan after actually looking at what he was eating
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
If you drop something at the McDonald's drive-thru, let it go, because man, it's gone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, Burger King is copying McDonald's? Get out of here
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Sun September 05, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
"Finding a purpose in life is tough. For Max Krieger, it was simple: find and document the most unusual McDonald's locations of the world"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
FAFO: Brexit Edition continues apace as pro-Brexit pub chain starts to run out of beer. Also Coors
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Burger King launches loyalty program nationwide" Bless your clogged hearts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The feds want to know what the McFark is going on with the McFlurry machines
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You must be *this* tall to work at McDonald's
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
I'm rubbin' it
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Tue August 31, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fast food chains may once again shut down indoor dining
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
I see your "plastic piston" car, and raise you one tandem-bike-powered car
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Hypocritical Chick-fil-A cow spotted in McDonald's drive thru
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Thu August 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS blowing shiat up, fires burning down towns, monsoon rains knocking down the border wall, more hurricanes coming, ooh look, Wendy's is improving their fries and took out an adticle
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man has no regerts after getting QR code tattoo to show he's covid-free. Uses it at McDonald's. Okay, maybe a few regerts (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's is adding a big glazed donut to its menu "to share'. "Haha" said the Fat Controller. "You are mistaken"
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Thu August 12, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
JR Smith seeks clearance from NCAA to play golf for North Carolina A&T. At least this time when he misses putting the ball in the hole, it won't be an airball
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Tue August 10, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
This dipping sauce is da bomb
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
ProTip: The McDonald's dining room is not approved for tattooing children
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you're into fries in your Frosty this really doesn't sound all that McNasty
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Mon August 09, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sinner wins Washington tennis tournament, beating out Picker, Grinner, and Lover. Looks forward to playing Djokovic next
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
They really should be serving their "food" in a trough anyway, considering their regular clientele
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
How to make the perfect McDonald's French Fry
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Russian woman sues McDonald's for their aggressive advertising of their yummy burgers which made her break her religious fast. Subby is of a different opinion, he thinks McDonald's food makes you want to fast
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
"When your party meeting ends with at least eight police cars and a K-9 unit rolling in to disperse an angry crowd, you know things have gone seriously wrong with the organization"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CVS to raise minimum wage for hourly workers to $15. Git, Perforce, AWS CodeCommit unavailable for comment
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smiles are still free, but you'll never notice
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry, McDonald's. It was cool when KFC did it, but the joke's old
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Wed July 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
McProfits are on today's McMenu
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Domino's Australia to sell super-premium pizzas, targeting the more discerning locavore delivery pizza connoisseurs Down Under
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It ain't just McDonald's burgers and Twinkies that never rot
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You stoners aren't hallucinating, Taco Bell has raised its prices by 10%. So have other fast food chains
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Australia's PM would like everyone to know he did NOT crap his pants at McDonald's in 1997. No word on Chipotle or Burger King bathrooms
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news: McDonald's to offer emergency child-care benefits, tuition help, other perks to bring in new employees. Bad news: You still have to work at McDonalds
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Sun July 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
French fries: Serious business
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Thu July 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's fries are overrated, claims random slideshow
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Moderna co-founder says COVID-19 booster shots will 'almost certainly' be needed. In other news, McDonald's asks if you'd like fries with that Big Mac
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A chosen as America's top fast-food place. Last place is still held by 'assistant crack whore'
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Wed July 07, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
High-speed chase with stolen truck ends when suspect A) Runs out of gas? B) Has tires destroyed by the cops? C) Stops at McDonald's to order food in the middle of the chase?
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Tue July 06, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The chicken sandwich wars have gone full Starbucks. Never go full Starbucks
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Some millennial reviews cheeseburgers, fries and chicken nuggets from BK, Wendy's and McD's. Though she has her (largely incorrect) opinions, is there really any "winning" here?
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Mayor wants Hamilton County to buy old McDonald farm; residents react. E I E I O
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Mayfield Heights, OH officials object to renewing Chuck E. Cheese's liquor license due to numerous fights and foul language. Wait, Chuck E. Cheese has a liquor license?
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
We've reached a new level in the opioid crisis: Pilot program has McDonald's distributing treatments in happy meals
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonalds Japan returns Spicy Chicken McNuggets to menu yet again, ups spice ante with so-called "Triple Spicy Sauce"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you do when McDonald's screwed up your order? Call in a bomb threat of course
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