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headlines found matching 'McDonald's'
Sun August 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wendy's breakfast is better than McDonald's and is eating away the market share
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
May I take your order? Yeah man like uh...ya got...uh...1/8 flower power, trippy gummies and some kushy punch? Sir, this is a McDonald's...you want the Cronic Drive-thru down the street. Ironic cronic supersonic tag, you're it man
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chipotle, McDonald's, Dunkin, Starbucks, and Taco Bell parent Yum Brands are hiring. Welcome to the future of employment in the US
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Sat August 01, 2020
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's and Disney almost had a partnership with the Splash Mountain ride back in the 1980s. The pitch book for it is up for auction
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CPK makes the 9th restaurant chain or franchise operator to file bankruptcy since April. "Ultimately...the local restaurant scene may be no more than a KFC, McDonald's, Burger King and one or two overpriced craft cocktail bars serving tapas"
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(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Drive-through-only Wawa: Abomination, or sign of the times?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Revenues McDown 30%
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ MaskDonald's is your kind of place... Cover your goddammed face.... Don't get those covid toes, or coronavirus up your nose... MaskDonald's is your kind of place... ♪
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You were with him again? Can't you go a day without seeing that clown?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Thanks to Covid-19, here are 23 things we took for granted when eating out, but will never see again. Deslided for your viewing pleasure
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's Poland unveils lemonade espresso. As is summer tradition, they're cherrying up the rest of their menu
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Disfranchised Pittsburgh McDonald's demolished instantly, avoiding fate of disfranchised Pittsburgh Burger King which lingered for months
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
2020, When will the madness end? Madness
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In an unexpected burst Chipotle plans on hiring 10,000
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Mon July 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It may be Monday, but it also happens to be National Fry Day, Fry Day, gonna get some free food on Fry Day dippin' 'em dippin' 'em YEAH
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Tue July 07, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers evaluate flagship sandwiches on taste, price, volume, ease of eating, and overall satisfaction. Least satisfying is the small and costly Filet-O-Fish, most satisfying is the humble 140-yen Cheeseburger
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's McPauses its U.S. reopening McPlans
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Soompi)
 
 
 
With latest song, K-pop girl group BLACKPINK sets five YouTube views-related Guinness World Records. Just like McDonald's, it's not about the quality, it's about the millions and millions served
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Precious Memories from the Times Square McDonalds. "Ghetto ones, but memories nonetheless,"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump family is as good at hiring lawyers as Donnie Two Scoops is, as judge tells them this is a Wendy's and your coupon is for McDonald's Russian branch
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Mon June 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crook woman stunned by unexpected arrival of baby, has her heart stolen
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
As their dining rooms reopen, McDonald's is looking to hire 260,000 workers
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll get my pajamas, Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt and sweaty gym attire off of my cold, fat, dead WFH body
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With dining rooms reopening, McD's sales are down 5.1% YOY. Given the McHell that was April, that's pretty good McNews
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
You deserve a break today. Here's some photos of McDonald's memorabilia
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Man hatches a cunning plan to beat the queues as McDonald's re-opens, also appears to be speaking english
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Restaurants Are Reopening. That Won't Stop Domino's Pizza." Consider yourselves warned
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Two UK fast-food junkies craving McDonald's after eight weeks of lockdown take 250-mile round trip to nearest drive-thru. Because crap food is just that good
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where McNuggets actually come from? Apparently they're from B&M's and only cost £1.99 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 26, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Unless you have a better answer on what McDonald's hamburgers are made of, I suggest we consider this to be good intel
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Combine potato soup and ice cream for an extra fancy serving of French fries and Frosty." Wait, dude, what?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Man upset after being "told" to pull through McDonald's drive thru instead of being "asked"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
McDonald's employees will spend more time disinfecting tables when they reopen dining room. Even though an increase from 0% is still an increase, it's getting an Unlikely tag
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Sun May 10, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man kicked out of McDonald's for not wearing a mask arrested after stealing panties. Man, the Hamburglar is taking the lockdown hard
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's employees ask customers to leave due to coronavirus restrictions. Guess what happens next. Hint: See tag
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking cop pushing burning SUV away from Taco Bell drive-thru, demonstrating the value of resourcefulness in police officers and the dangers of putting Diablo Sauce in your carburetor
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why can't you get frozen french fries at the grocery store? We're not eating enough
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Wed April 22, 2020
(ITV)
 
 
 
McDonald's in the middle of a Welsh lockdown now has new customers who don't do social distancing. E-I-E-I-E-I-O
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Tue April 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's offers free meals to first responders and healthcare workers
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's restaurant recovery plan favors fast food chains, probably because he thinks McDonald's and KFC are great places to eat, and Arby's is a great place to rant
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Interview with Daniel Waters, writer called in to lighten up the script of Demolition Man. "My original draft was Burger King, and then Burger King scoffed and McDonald's scoffed. When Taco Bell came around, it was like, "Of course"
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Sat April 11, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Not only will the corona virus change the world, it will change McDonalds FOREVER
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Right next to the Colonel's seven herbs and spices, McDonald's dollar menu, and a recipe for destruction
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