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Fri May 14, 2021
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Fall River mayor, who screwed over investors for his "app" and took bribe money from pot dispensaries so they could open in town, well he's been found guilty of 21 of 24 corruption charges in federal court
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(Capitol Hill Seattle)
 
 
 
Not News: Police used teargas and blast bombs on protestors. News: Office of Police Accountability determines the police were at fault. Fark: Police Chief overturns the findings of the Office of Police Accountability
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone actually thinks Guy Fieri would make a good daytime chat show host. No wait, they're serious, stop laughing
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. According to one of the NYC mayoral candidates, the median price for a home in Brooklyn is around $100,000. Hurry up and grab one before they're all gone
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary proves it's the FL of the north. Mayoral candidate "Johnston is currently facing an assault charge in B.C., hate crimes charges in Ontario and attempted to get the addresses of AHS employees with threats to show up at their homes armed"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Partying breaks out in Madrid despite the mayor warning people to not be Covidiots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tories push to change voting systems after "too many" Labour candidates won mayoral spots
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Khan wins second term as London mayor, vows to secure Genesis device
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not only have the Seattle mayor's texts gone missing from last summer, but so have the police chief's and the fire chief's texts. How convenient
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We don't need no stinking investigation to deal with our political protesters
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
2,000-year-old marble head of Rome's first emperor found. Another august discovery of an unspeakable tragedy to add to Medusa's list of crimes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bottoms won't run again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan (D-Listed) did not retain her texts for a 10 month period of time, including the time period when the police teargassed the city and during the foundation of CHOP. Her office recommends there be no penalty issued
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
DeSantis's decision to deter deCovid mitigations and desafety measures has blindsided demayor of Tampa
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How Lightfoot, Pritzker can fight our other public health crisis: gun violence. No word on whether epic ballads will be involved
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis issues executive order suspending all local orders on Covid-19, because "While COVID isn't over, the need for emergency rules is"
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Sun May 02, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday Empire State Building. You don't look a day over 75
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Thu April 29, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg PA mayor thinks "I've got all this Covid money, maybe I should just give it away"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota suburb says Black Lives can matter until May 4th, but after that it's a $200 fine
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris is secretly in charge of the White House. How do we know this? Kimberly Guilfoyle says so
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sicily has an offer you can't refuse
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Sotomayor isn't just pointing out that Kavanaugh is full of shiat, she's pointing out how much shiat is in there
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you come home from work and discover a sinkhole in your living room?
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Fri April 16, 2021
(St. Catharines Standard)
 
 
 
Canadian Covid denying mayor and city council member both face summons, charges, for breaching lockdown, marching with anti-mask protesters. Punishment maximums can include up to $100,000 fine and 1 year in prison
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Wed April 14, 2021
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The former San Diego mayor who is now running for California governor left behind a mayoral record unencumbered by success: Case #27, the Ash Street building purchase, aka "Asbestos Alley"
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Oh sure. Let us know how they work out
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A humane and thoughtful analysis of the homelessness problem, specifically the approach demanded in a groundbreaking lawsuit in Southern California, with some hope for the future, by noted compassionate thinker (checks notes) Hugh Hewitt?
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Farley's 'SNL' skits trending after Andrew Giuliani announces his run for New York governor
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Khan wants to legalize cannabis in London, seize the Genesis Device for himself
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(AP News)
 
 
 
San Francisco school board to vote on not looking so stupid and out of touch
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mayor of beach province says it's wrong to criticize Dear Leader and 60 Minutes is lying western propaganda
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Sat April 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well...Well...Well, if it's not the consequences of my own actions
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico wants you to know if you elect a progressive candidate Mayor your city won't have working fire hydrants. SVR
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Consequence Of Sound: Akron mayor plans to declare April 1st Devo Day. National news media: Akron mayor plans to declare April 1st Devo Day. Akron mayor's office: Do what now?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Republican mayoral candidate who called the media "Fake News" when they questioned his county residency has been charged with election crimes for falsifying his voter registration
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Apparently both Elon Musk and the Mayor of Miami are unaware of why no one in South Florida has a basement
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
♫ They say the neon lights will be bright on Broadway (on Broadway). They say fall should have no Covid in the air (on Broadway). They say they hope to reopen shows all up and down Broadway (on Broadway)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A lifeguard tower painted with the LGBTQ pride colors, has been burned intentionally. The mayor responded with the following statement. "Lifeguards are going to replace and repaint the tower, and be rebuilt 'even gayer.'"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Decades ago, she was called many things during the Boston Busing Crisis. Today, you can call her, "Mayor of Boston"
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh confirmed as Labor Secretary by the Senate 68-29. The US has a full Cabinet for the first time since AG Sessions on Nov 2018
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has resigned ....... but only on Fox News
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Wed March 17, 2021
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
A mayor in Wisconsin is hellbent on bringing a giant RoboCop statue to his city. If he can't get it, the city might build its own even bigger RoboCop statue
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NYC to decriminalize hookers and blow, well, hookers anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We probably shouldn't talk about Andrew Yang's climb to fame in rightwing land. "You know you're onto something when you're a Democrat and the conservative blogs write an article on you that DOESN'T bash you,"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
People often wonder about Fetterman's tattoos. Here you go
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Mon March 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you filled out your Lieutenant Governor bracket this March?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So would that be 'Mayor Guardian', or 'Mayor Angel'?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Miami Mayor warns people to stay away from Florida. The Plague Rats have taken control
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Sat March 13, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If the police chief likes you, you get to take the interceptor on high speed chases. If the chief doesn't like you, you go out rounding up dirt bikes in this
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that it is clear that the "A" train does not go to the Bronx, Andrew Yang tops Democratic candidates for NYC mayor
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Junk car moved three times, investigation launched. Operation Corolla underway
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Fri March 05, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Who would have thought the residents of an Arizona town punked by Sacha Baron Cohen regarding a fake proposed mosque would successfully petition to recall their mayor because she is in favor of wearing a mask?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ambassador of Tsushima
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. Detroit refuses the Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it seems less effective preventing sickness despite it being still 100% effective from preventing Covid deaths like its counterparts
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario announces $500M in new funding for municipa- OH SH*T IT'S A CANADA GOOSE GET IN THE CAR
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Bernie Sanders won his first election, becoming Mayor of Burlington, VT by just 10 votes
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Councilman denies he was drunk during virtual meeting, but may have had one too many screenshots
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC mayor announces one thousandth Covid death. One thousand and one was her sister
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You had me at 'penis politics'
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Staten Island GOP is down to mining the old Fresh Kills Landfill site for candidates
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
After 33 years of saving thousands of stray and surrendered cats, North Toronto Cat Rescue soon won't have a place to call home. "Please help us. This is so hard to close. I can't even tell you, it breaks my heart." Welcome to a sad Caturday
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
After 33 years of saving thousands of stray and surrendered cats, North Toronto Cat Rescue soon won't have a place to call home. "Please help us. This is so hard to close. I can't even tell you, it breaks my heart." Welcome to a sad Caturday
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
During a power outage in the winter of 1998 the mayor of one Canadian city MacGyvered up a diesel train to provide emergency power
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rick Perry shows Colorado City mayor how it's done. Claims Texans would rather freeze to death than have their electricity regulated by the Federal Government
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas mayor resigns after telling citizens seeking assistance during power outage "your lazy" and "the strong will survive and the week will perish," though he claims his comments were taken out of context
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Sun February 14, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The town is less than a square mile, which makes it impressive that the mayor, police chief, and city clerk are each facing multiple charges
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man dies from tainted drugs, now businesses want injection site to get away from the heart of the city. Mayor doesn't care, appeals go nowhere. Whoah, tainted drugs
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani exhibits an understanding of the law that would make a Supreme Court Justice gibber
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
The name Schenectady comes from the Mohawk word for "we're not plowing the streets but we're still going to ticket you because go fark yourself"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Mayor surprised by the actions of people that live in Florida
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Ne laisse pas les bons temps rouler
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg says governors and mayors shouldn't be leading the Covid response. He also said something about how the teacher unions needs to suck it up and go back to the real life classroom. Guess what the QAnon Post decided to focus on
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
OR, "California's beautiful sunny weather is now one month longer than it was 60 years ago, some come visit and bring your jorbs" according to tourism spokesman Larry Vaughn, former mayor of Amity Island
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa, Kansas City mayors wager Super Bowl bets, but Tampa mayor has no idea who is supposed to pay after winning
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Tue February 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang tests positive for coronavirus. No word if he picked it up in a bodega
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mayor Pete 86'd
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Mon February 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you live in NYC? Hope you have milk and bread. MILK AND BREEEEAAAAAD
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Huntington Beach City Council to hold a vote of no confidence for Mayor pro tem Tito Ortiz. Chancellor Valorum unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man leaves €2m to the French village that did not surrender his family to the Nazis
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(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Dongworth refuses to show the goods
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Psst, hey bud. I've got a bike lane on the Brooklyn Bridge to sell you
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow's mayor lifts some coronavirus restrictions, presumably to help thin out the anti-Putin crowds
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So do we refer to him as Secretary Mayor Pete, or Mayor Secretary Pete?
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Timber heir pepper sprays dairy heir
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Tue January 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Dutch are revolting
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Washington mayor wants to turn his small town into QAnon HQ
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Amsterdam embracing radical new economic theory to help save the environment: Doughnut Theory. Is there anything they can't do?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If Biden wants to be president for all Americans, he needs to be more like me, the Republican mayor of Troy, Michigan
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
A mayor of a Tennessee shiathole town orders flag lowered to half-staff to commemorate A) the death of a town police officer in the line of duty, B) The death of the Capitol Policeman or C) the inauguration of Joseph Biden
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Fri January 22, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
Not as much fun as pushing the button, but you may now place a bid to join a "viewing party" from nearby hotel rooms to watch Trump Plaza go down in a yuuuge explosion
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Elon Musk suggests digging tunnels in Florida to solve traffic jams, possibly have people drive submarines as well
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Thu January 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's mayors are sick and tired of businesses being tired of sick leave
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD scaling back the security walls around Dump Tower
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Wed January 20, 2021
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but San Francisco could run out of Covid vaccine by Thursday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii's COVID briefing ASL interpreter has died of...you guessed it. Sign of the times
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Listen, lad. I built this city up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other mayors said I was daft to build a tunnel in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It caved in. So, I built a second one
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Sun January 17, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The WWE vows to kill off their most ardent fans ... with a little help from Fark's favorite state
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