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headlines found matching 'Masturbation'
Tue January 17, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: While I have no actual evidence that he's done anything wrong, the ads I'm seeing on my fiance's computer have led me, an internet detective of the highest order, to strongly suspect malfeasance. How should I confront him?
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Sex robots won't be as huge as everyone thinks." Presumably, the built-in vibrators make up for size?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
You know a dude ghost wrote an article as a woman when he says your urethra is your "G-Spot". Protip: it's the P spot
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I hate it when I mean to talk about masturbation but instead reveal I have crabs
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Wed January 04, 2023
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Residents call this guy the "neighborhood creep." You may not want to know what he allegedly called himself
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Thu December 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
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"My ex told me I was packing a lil' smokey and not a bun-length bratwurst, so I have been afraid to have sex because I won't measure up. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not that any of you will listen, but you shouldn't masturbate with the Christmas ornaments
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sexy bedtime routine has become too much, far too much. How do I stop doing it?"
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Wed November 16, 2022
(El Pais)
 
 
 
No oral, no masturbation, definitely no sodomy and every woman a virgin, even those with kids. Apparently they were all liars in medieval times. Interesting stands in for Giggity as Giggity's in a chastity belt
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Family on trip to the Safari Park unintentionally taunt the masturbation monkey, despite the nearby sign saying not to
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Fri October 21, 2022
(PsyPost)
 
Weeners
 
Pornography is not to blame for lack of boners, research finds
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(PsyPost)
 
Weeners
 
Pornography is not to blame for lack of boners, research finds
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
The best, according to Christian fundamentalists and "family values" Republicans (NSFW)
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Decider)
 
 
 
Cara Delevingne giving Hulu a hand with gaining new subscribers
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Thu October 13, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Finally, an allergy no Farker will ever have to worry about
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Finally, an allergy no Farker will ever have to worry about
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Bloody wankers
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