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headlines found matching 'Masturbation'
Wed February 24, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My manstress just invited me to have a fling at his cabin--along with his wife"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mechanical vagina vows to take over the world. Real ones who already run it laugh and laugh and laugh (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Because you're into what you're into
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline from Real Clear Science: "The Dangers of Masturbating With a Vacuum Cleaner"
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(Springer)
 
 
 
It's why kids today always slap their own asses before having sex - porn is the top source of 'sex education' for young adults
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya, My husband and I used to enjoy tentacle porn, but now he's decided we should no longer indulge in any hentai given the medium's predisposition toward forced sex. Wat do?"
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ignore the study findings, it's masturbation all the way
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I finally had sex with my crush and it was...something, but not what I'd built it up to be. Where do I go from here?"
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I don't enjoy sex at all, but my partner has established a 'required minimum.' This doesn't respect my wishes, and it feels like it's inappropriate. Sex isn't that important, right?"
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband an I are in our 50s; I recently found out he'd been looking up pornography involving younger women; it was a bit disconcerting but he assures me it's totally normal. I thought our sex life has improved in the pandemic; has it?"
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a whiz with computers and whatnot, so when I started having an affair with an old friend and got an email with a link to our guest bedroom and hear my affair in the background, I knew my husband was on to my affair. What do I do?"
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Alternative orgasms or perhaps she isn't going to the gym to look better for you
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My boyfriend's job gives him rough and ragged hands and nails, and we no longer practice my favorite sex act. What do?"
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married 15 years; he's a good provider, father, and nice guy. But I'm repulsed by him now and the idea of sex has been meh. I thought I lost my sex drive until I cheated on him. Should I keep doing that?"
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"He has since successfully simulated masturbation in four movies" okay I admit it I laughed out loud at that
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
To quote my aunt, if if and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a wonderful Christmas. Also you're a wasted masturbation session. Ok she didn't say the last part. Out loud anyhow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I confessed all my secret fantasies to my girlfriend and now she's horrified. What do?"
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My greatest frenemy 'accidentally' sent me a sexy photo, and my reaction surprised me. Can frenemies become more and come out of the frenemy zone?"
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