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Sat August 08, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The REAL secret about masks that "DOCTORS" and the DEEP STATE don't want you to see
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Covid and bikers everywhere, and not a mask in sight
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Knowing better than to try and muzzle them, the SEC masks their football coaches while on the sideline
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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(Some Road Commissioner)
 
 
 
If you're an elected official, don't go on a rant about masks in a public meeting. But if you do, don't also drop the N-word. But if you do, don't repeat your remarks in a radio interview
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to smile with your eyes while wearing a facemask. Hopefully there's one on how to show a look of disgusting or utter dismissiveness with one's eyes next
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(McPherson Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kansas ended up being a "Natural Experiment" in whether or not wearing a mask slows the spread of COVID. Spoiler alert: it does slow the spread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka claims he has video of someone threatening him with a gun for not wearing a mask. Yahoo News reporter asks to see it. Gorka: "Since you are not a real journalist, no you may not"
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
How can schools enforce a dress code yet make masks a personal choice?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Funeral service results in 30 sick and 5 hospitalized after attendees "took their masks off and arranged chairs to sit together." If only there had been some possible way to avoid this
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well time to break out a statue in her honor for such a bold outpouring of emotion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Georgia schools respond swiftly as images of crowded, maskless students go viral. By suspending the kids who took the photos
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Don't mess with 84 year old men before they've had their morning coffee
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
"Stop whining and put your god damn mask on," says man who wears mask on stage all the time
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You've seen the picture of students crammed into a hallway on the first day of classes in Paulding County, Georgia, maybe three masks among them? Looks pretty bad, right? It's worse. It's so much worse. Sad tag wins out over Fail and Murica
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Face mask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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Wed August 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The stupid, it burns like a fever and dry cough. Or a cherry from a cigarette
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Blue Jays catcher gets caught up in the mask debate, caught on police video... what? I'm sorry, masturbate, not mask debate
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hey mister, would you like some cheese with that whine?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Mask Slackers' in the name of my new indie-post-punk band
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
"The customer tipped five cents and wrote "get rid of masks, tips will be bigger," on the receipt"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Everything is fine now, the Trump campaign has sent out an email encouraging mask-wearing
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after intentionally coughing on cancer patient at Pier 1
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Anti maskers have been around 100 years. In 1918 a health official shot one on the street
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is for your Heavy Breathing Drunk Trump-loving Uncle who insists he can't breathe with a mask
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
OOOOOKLAHOMA where they constantly disagree on how to fight Covid-19
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before - shirtless, maskless, drunken, belligerent English tourists start brawl - oh, you have heard it?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert and Trump roasted for their their fragile maskulinity; "Nobody should be berated for wearing a mask unless of course, it's hanging below their chin which is a bit like putting a diaper around baby's ankles"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We could learn a lesson from the past. In 1918 people were told to wear masks and . . . they were just as stupid as people are now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gohmert : "My body, my choice." Rest of the world : "That sounds familiar" Gohmert: "ASPARAGUS" * eats smokebomb*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy "not handling the pandemic well" gets in shootout with cops over face mask
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans gather for a packed Lincoln Day dinner and of course everyone was social distancing and wearing masks, right? Right?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Not masking up at the market, becoming emotional, and attacking a cop? That's a pepper-sprayin' ... and proof the U.S. is not the exclusive home of covidiots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans 'stand ready' to say 'cheese it' to mask requirement
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yes, there is possibly a great deal to mock in Herman Cain dying from COVID-19 after not wearing a mask to Trump's Tulsa Plague Party. But never forget that moment in history when he inspired us all to rise up against the aliens threatening Earth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why some Americans will never wear a mask. Um...is it because they're idiots?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Call me skeptical, but I've never seen the Zodiac Killer wearing a mask
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is now outpacing New York in number of coronavirus cases
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is now outpacing New York in number of coronavirus cases
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Isn't ironic?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona Target vandal regrets destroying mask display at store
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gohmert is going on the pill
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thank you Mr. President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mandatory masks in House of Representatives. This means youie, Louie. Betting to the right on how many GOP Reps are denied entry or removed
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The "Unmasked Community" frowns upon these shenanigans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It turns out it isn't just Louis Gohmert's (R-ONA) staffers who were forced to not wear masks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I regret little, but getting a mask of my own face is up there with bad decisions"
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(Some Masked Man)
 
 
 
A new survey looked at how many of us would be willing to wear a mask during different activities. And the answers pretty much explain why we are at the point we're at
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After years of understanding nothing, Gohmert finally gets it
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(Local News)
 
 
 
After OC Sheriff Don Barnes decides he won't enforce the mask order, the Orange County School Board asks him to hold their beer
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(Record Journal)
 
 
 
Some dogs are just downright afraid of people in general and then you add this mask element - it's covering your facial features and the dog can't read you ... it can be scary for a lot of dogs. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Not wearing a mask to work? Get outta the zone. AUTO ZONE ♪
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Believing in the COVID hoax... That's a paddlin. Telling me to wear a mask in your store... That's a paddlin. Expecting me to care about my fellow man... That's a paddlin. Takin this story to the media... Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facemask you're doing amazing sweetie
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software is getting better at recognizing masks
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Celebrated epidemiologist and Small Face Syndrome sufferer Charlie Kirk says he won't wear a mask because he doesn't believe the science
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Wearing masks, like requiring seat belts or banning smoking, is absolutely fundamental to protecting (airline) passengers and crew during these unprecedented times"
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Miami police setting up "mask traps". Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(WUFT Gainesville)
 
 
 
Seventeen anesthesiology residents at one of Florida's "premier" university hospital systems went to a party and got COVID-19. Meanwhile, you flunked trigonometry, but at least you know to wear a mask and stay home
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers won't take your ice cream order until you comply with their state's laws and regulations? That's definitely a violation of your constitutional rights and you should curse them out until they call the cops
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Larry Kudlow wore a mask when briefing reporters this morning. Well, kinda
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner has had it with customers yelling at her teenage staff over mask requirements. "Just yesterday 4 different sets of people yelled at our workers and one got so unruly we had to call the police"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan holds first ever auction of discarded Self-Defense Force equipment, MC'd by Defense Minister himself. Highest-priced lot: three-item set of pilot's helmet, oxygen mask and bag. Notable bid: $4,900 for ship's steering wheel
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Sun July 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The classic baseball manager vs. umpire now with more distancing and face mask
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(10 News)
 
 
 
As normal people do, couple does not wear masks while eating in the park. What could go wrong?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Walmart bans couple from all stores for 1 year for following mask mandate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
London man takes wearing a face mask a little far south (NSFW)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Right-wingers think wearing a face mask is not cool. In other news, right-wingers think some things they do are cool
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 mask wearers with assorted health conditions explain why if they can wear a mask, so can YOU
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 mask wearers with assorted health conditions explain why if they can wear a mask, so can YOU
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Grocery store decides to suspend employee who pepper-sprayed a man who attacked her over mask requirement
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci gets his own baseball card. In 2020, is this Sports, Politics, or Entertainment?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the 9,000th time: wear your farking mask
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's come to this: A GOP lawmaker threatens a GOP governor with a picture of a gun in response to a mask order. "What if I don't comply?"
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the new Walmart mask mandate is more of a suggestion
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a federal filing last week, the RNC reported spending $14,000 on "building maintenance" -- which now appears to be a misspelling of "masks for ourselves"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
They bring a mask, you bring a gun. That's the Florida way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That's the ticket
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ MaskDonald's is your kind of place... Cover your goddammed face.... Don't get those covid toes, or coronavirus up your nose... MaskDonald's is your kind of place... ♪
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart is opening at least six more health clinics in Atlanta by the end of the year, won't comment on if it's being sued by the gubberner for wearing masks
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Which mask works best? Let's go to the video
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Maskless woman: "I command you in Jesus Christ's name to get off this aisle. You need to leave in Jesus Christ's mighty name. Get off this aisle. You are a demon. I rebuke you all and cast you into the lake of fire in Jesus Christ's mighty name"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Staples to require masks starting Monday. No, you can still hook them over your ears
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
CDC: if you're into making masks at home, make sure you're into multiples too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump of Asia: Wash your masks in gasoline to kill Covid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♬Jolene, Karen, Karen, Karen / I'm begging of you, please just wear a mask/ I'm begging you please don't lick that glass/ Please just wear a mask, you big dumbass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Starr county in Texas will now send those dying from COVID-19 home to die cold and alone. Starr county was an early adopter of mask ordinances and had a strict lockdown which had the disease under control until overridden by governor
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
♬Ooohh -- Put me in coach, I have my Covid-19 mask. Put me in coach, I'm ready to play, today, Look at me, Centerfield, it's Opening Day
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Today's "Covidiot throwing doughnuts at employees after being told to wear a mask" incident comes to us from El Paso
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to talk to maskless covidiots
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
This free cologne sucks
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Anna Camp: "I didn't wear a mask outside just this one time. Oops"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
The covidiots and maskholes are trashing our National Parks
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Big, tough Philadelphia SWAT Officer Richard Paul Nicoletti, who lowered masks of protesters to douse them with pepper spray as they knelt during a police brutality protest will be charged. It's a start
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ohio requires everyone to wear a mask starting (checks link) tomorrow evening
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman at Panera Bread: "You think that mask is going to protect you? You fart out your a** you can smell it out of your a**"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
After two-month hiatus due to COVID-19, extremely cute faceoff between museum cat and museum security guard resumes. "Ken-chan had never seen him in a mask before, but that did not scare the cat away. It cuddled up to him"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus may cancel Halloween
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Tue July 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mask mandate debate echoes seat belt battles of the 1980s"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"It's patriotic to wear a mask" says man who attends fundraisers without a mask
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House scheduler? Dr. Fauci here. What time do you want me for today's coronavirus briefing? .... Hello? .... Hello??
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#HonestObit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmark unmasks $428mil in new employee bonuses, gives them the bird too
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's tweet about wearing a mask being patriotic has created an avalanche of triggered snowflakes
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's tweet about wearing a mask being patriotic has created an avalanche of triggered snowflakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida teachers union sues Florida over emergency order that schools completely open, turn on their side, and pour all the students and teachers into shark infested waters
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(The Oprah Magazine)
 
 
 
Anyone know of a friend site for people of similar ideologies? Subby has recently cut ties with people who are unmasked plague rats & wants to add to their social group
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Mon July 20, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Many people say it's patriotic to wear a face mask. I mean, *I'm* not saying it, because I'm too much of a pussy. But many people are
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Free coronavirus tests, robot caregivers, and universal mask use in Florid... *checks notes* Rwanda
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeon General: Look. If we're going to have a federal mask mandate we're going to need to be sending more stormtroopers into the streets like we did in Portland. And since you all didn't seem to like the stormtroopers, we can't have masks. Get it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man anyway? LGT several videos of man unflinchingly confronting 'officers' in Portland
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. isn't the only place with idiots protesting mask orders
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Sun July 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's see, it's Thou Shalt not Something, um, wear a mask? Um covet thine neighbor's wife's ass? What's that? Kill?
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Leave it to the grocery store chain with "Dixie" in their name to come out and say they won't force their patrons to wear face masks while shopping
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tested positive for COVID and won't self quarantine? How about some house arrest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Design your own coronavirus mask
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Sat July 18, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Ma'am, this is a Verizon store, not a public restroom. And put on a mask, why don't you
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Potato Seeds have rights
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why can't Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp say yes to masks? Other than he's a farking idiot, that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put your money where your mouth is: the going rates on face mask fines city by city
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Then why did you run the piece?
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maskholes and Covidiots are battling over reopening of Orange County schools
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Governor of Louisiana says "Wear a mask". Louisiana AG says "Don't listen to the governor." Lafayette, LA Mayor says "Hi I'm Bobby Newport"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
How to prevent Maskne
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(Crosscut)
 
 
 
All This Has Happened Before, And All This Will Happen Again: the Mask War of 2020 is just like the Mask War of 1918
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
I bet he wishes he'd worn a mask
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you want to see college sports again any time soon? Wear a damn mask
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A public graphic put out by the organizers show that an anti-mask rally in Ohio tomorrow will see "security provided by hundreds of OHIO MILITA"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's a facemask, yes. But is it art?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop will require both remaining customers to wear facemasks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Neither virus, masks, social distancing, or potential lack of pills shall keep Elvis Week from loving fans tender
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Not only is Laura Ingraham an idiot by thinking Biden somehow has sway in Toronto, she's also a lying idiot because they didn't ban communion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funny face masks are the way to go
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wear a mask, 1918 influenza edition
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
2020: The year of living stupidly
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
2020: The year of living stupidly
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best thing you'll watch this week, the Karen - Mask Off Remix (NSFW language)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you have a 'condition' causing panic and anxiety when wearing a mask, don't go into a liquor store to pick up some beer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mayor of Atlanta leaves city's mask requirement in place, tells GA Gov. Big Brain Kemp to fark off with his "no laws against masks" rule
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
In Georgia, where the governor just overruled municipal mask mandates, they are exporting patients to others state's hospitals. Is that Blue Oyster Cult on the radio?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rebel Rickey ain't wearin' no mask to Walmart
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Face-masks ranked
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Latest data from Switzerland shows that only wearing a face shield does not prevent the spread of coronavirus but masks do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Get to Know Your Customers Day, and yes, those are the irate people refusing to wear masks and screaming at you from over there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida state Rep. Anthony Sabatini (R) said his state is doing "just fine." He's also the guy who's filed "several" lawsuits against mask mandates. Florida Politician - the newest sub-species of Florida Man
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
So Gov.Stitt, now that you have tested positive for COVID-19 will you now support requiring masks? Answer: Fark no. Coda: ♫You're getting sick Oklaha-farking-homa, Oklaha-farking-homa not okay ♬
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
is among the most defiant states when it comes to mask mandates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New poll confirms 30% of America is in a maskless cult bubble
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your hazmat suits for air travel have landed. Good luck with your drinking
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bikini-clad woman says 'Karen' called her naked ... You're still here? It's over. Go click the link. There's pictures there. Go (NSFW)
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police doggo demonstrates the right way to wear a mask
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Walmart Wanda has parking lot meltdown after staff tell her no mask, no entry. Bonus: Everyone's infectious laughter
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Mike DeWine: Uhm, hi, Ohio. I know we did good to start, but COVID is starting to kick our ass. Now I'm not gonna mandate anything like the librul states, but could you please wear masks? Pretty please? With cherry on top?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Georgia governor to cities and counties imposing mandatory facemasks: You cities and counties are not allowed to do that. We still cool?
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's the full list of major retailers requiring masks at all locations, in case you run into a public mask-debater
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Better Buy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. We've hit the jackpot on weird news today. A man who says his head is a garden shed, an extraterritorial killing over raisin wine in 1970, and Alabama issues a mandatory mask order. Strange times indeed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican governor does the math, comes to the right conclusion, and shares it publicly in an attempt to serve the people living in his state. Should be nothing to write home about really, but in 2020 this is actually a rare, newsworthy event
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian anti-masker assaults employees, rams the store, gets shot by the cops. Bet he's sorry now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to spout more nonsense from his unmasked face hole, allegedly about infrastructure. Keep a keen ear for violations of the Hatch Act
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's doc says Fark masks. He is also running for Congress on the Republican ticket
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's doc says Fark masks. He is also running for Congress on the Republican ticket
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is spiking at the Tesla plant in Fremont, California (Where Elon Musk himself toured unmasked in June)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Police department responds to incident where Five Guys refused to serve police who were not wearing masks. Hopefully not an armed response
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Would you like to take back your statement calling those who won't wear a mask selfish bastards?" Gov. Jared Polis: "Nope"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart thinks two facemasks will double protect him from Covid-19
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but here's why you don't necessarily feel comfortable wearing a mask even though you're still getting plenty of O2
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but here's why you don't necessarily feel comfortable wearing a mask even though you're still getting plenty of O2
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Update: World famous street artist Banksy's virus-inspired Tube artwork was ACCIDENTALLY removed by a train cleaner with no appreciation for the arts. Luckily transport chiefs want him to do another one
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
GOP candidate defends her right to kill old people
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol, bootleg Matlock Blu-rays
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Despite recent Covid-19 surge in Tokyo, grand sumo tournament to be held this month at 25 percent capacity. Fans will be asked to mask up, avoid shouting and refrain from shaking hands with wrestlers
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID-19 exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
♫ Don't spread covid all over the place - put on a happy face ♫ Mask your pie-holes, folks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
World famous street artist Banksy makes rare appearance on London Underground, spray paints Tube with lockdown message for the un-masked (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No, I am not giving our preSidENt over the top compliments for wearing his mask out of Duress. tHat would bE siLly to even think of Pondering
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Floridan Man, Kansas City Man flashes gun at BBQ restaurant employee who asks him to put on a mask
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Years ago, Star Trek had a story that fit the 2020 timeline. Masks, Trump-like ruler, class warfare
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During the six wasted weeks, . . . schools were chaotically reopened and then, as infections soared, re-shuttered. . . The public was instructed to wear masks-but no system of enforcement was put into place
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Day care centers in New York City set to reopen. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As if flying wasn't already bad enough here is Ted Cruz not wearing a facemask while aboard an American Airlines' flight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At least two players, Yankees' Clint Frazier and Astros' Aledmys Diaz, intend to wear masks during games
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Surgeon General explains his March mask madness by saying "We used to prescribe people cocaine"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vote Vets knows why Trump wears a mask over his mouth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you been denied entry to a business because you won't wear a mask? Contact us Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, attorneys
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Your facemask makes you uncomfortable? Get over it," says surgeon who has strong words for the pro-Coronavirus crowd
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As mask mandates go into effect in many communities across the country, the front line enforcers are mostly low-wage retail workers. And what kind of people would abuse such hard-working folk?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think the stupid may kill us all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I've never been against masks"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida county commissioner who voted against a county wide masking ordinance now in hospital with COVID-19 organ failure. Ironic tag missing, because this isn't ironic in the least
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
In their effort to retain the title of 'Worst Band In The World', Great White plays a concert in North Dakota with no restrictions in place: No social distancing, masks, common sense or talent
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
States take off the kid gloves, put on latex ones and masks to finally crack down on coronavirus rule breakers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally masked up
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Florida woman goes full Florida, calls out mask wearing black woman as "a good little slave"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The US recorded a new record of more than 70,000 new cases of Coronavirus yesterday, up from 61,000 the day before. We're "flattening the curve" alright, just the wrong axis
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump campaign actively discourages staff from discussing Coronavirus, wearing masks, or admitting they're sick
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Whip out your wallet: Devo selling energy dome face shield
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Fri July 10, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas scientists create air filter that kills Coronavirus instantly. BONUS: It's inexpensive to manufacture, and can be retrofitted to work in existing air handling equipment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sheer face masks: For when you want to look like you're helping but can't be bothered with actually being effective
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dewine won't order a mask order then proceeds to talk about how they could really get things under control if a large set of the population was wearing masks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
My name is Frank Montoya. You asked me to wear a mask. Prepare to die
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado governor: "Wear a damn mask"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff on why he won't give masks to jail inmates: "They're going to eat them"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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Thu July 09, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Last month, angry OC residents forced the resignation of their chief health officer, even threatening her with death for daring to require masks. It looks like as they sowed, so shall they be reaped
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bill Nye, the Tik-Tok video coroanavirus science mask wearing guy
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pointy-headed liberals, takers and socialists call for national mask usage, but so do business leaders, trade groups and economists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People in red states are less likely than people in blue states to socially distance, wear masks, get a college degree so they can get a job that they can do from home, bathe, like Jeff Dunham
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No mask, no civility, no job
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British beauty experts offer tips to fix your quarantini face, that certain look formerly hot people get when spending Covid time behind a mask, trimming bushes, squinting at Zoom screens, or sucking down booze
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The GOP asks, "Where the white women at?" Probably in a park calling the police on a minority or in a Walmart trying to burn all the masks and demanding to speak to the manager
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(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thomas Massie (R-eally) believes the Founding Fathers would NEVER have allowed mandatory masking or vaccinations. Actual historians and Constitutional scholars: yeah, about that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If someone refuses to wear a mask, it may be due to COVID-19 infection in their brain
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio Sheriff: 'I am not the mask police' Technically, a facepalm is a brief mask
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser Peter Navarro on Trump's refusal to wear masks:"There's nothing more to squeeze from that orange." Subby is not sure that President Trump likes to be referred to as that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In other news, the Taiwanese-American man who invented the N-95 mask material is putting your retirement schedule to shame
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(MSN)
 
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Congress-critter Thomas Massie (KY-R): Mask laws violate the Constitution. Video with creepy music
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Covid Corey spent eight days in quarantine so Fark you he hopes you get Covid and die if you have a problem with him partying maskless. Later apologizes by saying that video was directed at a friend and shouldn't have been posted to social media - ie is sorry he got caught
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Cookies 'N' Crème Fangs, Vampire Chocolate Kisses, Reese's Franken-Cups - Halloween's still four months away, but here's the some of the new candy you'll be lifting your masks for
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump had one job to do concerning the coronavirus to show the people he cared ...which was to wear a mask and he's blowing his reelection bid because of it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As it turns out, pretending there isn't a pandemic isn't an effective way to control a pandemic
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida man in Costco goes full Florida Man when elderly woman asks why he isn't wearing a mask
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To have a nationwide mandatory mask order in the United States would require the admission that the Trump administration was wrong about something. Therefore it won't happen
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trump of Brazil may have COVID-19
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant shut down because owner won't let employees wear face masks. Bonus: Owner blames shutdown on customers for being snitches
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've been a very good bunch of Farkers. First a *new* Randy Rainbow *now* Sarah Cooper explains "How To Mask"
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(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
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A PSA on mask usage from a fluffy pooch
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canadian Caryn is booted from a hospital for refusing to wear a mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
City of Boise handed out free masks after enacting mandatory mask ordinance. Local covidiots get the free masks and burn them. USA USA
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The winning answer: Mr. Wonder with a hatchet, a bow and arrow and a Jabbawockeez mask. In the shower
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
GA Governor Brian Kemp (R-Epressive) hopes threat of college football season cancellation will encourage mask usage, instead of Kemp showing courage by ordering mandatory mask wearing throughout state
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Crammin' 'em in like sardines"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ivanka shows us how to wear a mask in public
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders when masks "got political," clearly hasn't been paying attention to own network
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Come for the science denying commissioners, stay for the comparison of wearing masks to Jews wearing yellow stars. Welcome to Martin County Florida
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pence's trip to Arizona had to be delayed a day because several of the Secret Service agents preparing for the trip came down with COVID. I guess that explains why he's been wearing a mask lately
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), realizing that thousands of Covid deaths don't look good on a resume, finally hits the PANIC button and orders everyone to wear a mask, which he should have done...4 weeks ago
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
County's Emergency Policy Group holds virtual public meeting on its mask mandate. Things went Florida real fast. "These people ... should be immediately dismissed from their position and charged with treason immediately"
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Not news: Tennessee mayor votes on mask ordinance. News: Mayor votes no. Fark: It's WWE's Kane, who is famous for wearing a mask
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Experts predict the July 4 weekend will see a bunch of morons packing public places and exacerbating the spread of Coronavirus because no one can farking stay put
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(Some Pollster)
 
 
 
6 in 10 Americans blame people who don't wear masks and ignore social distancing for rollback in reopenings. Looking at you Le Orange
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People are starting to date again, and it's a bit strange. "An accidental kiss, mask negotiations, car sex-meeting up again is off to an awkward start." I dunno, sounds like a pretty good date to me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The question is, are Texas Trump fans all a bunch of overweight slobs? I mean, I get it, he's just like us, right?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you have sex in your car or at home? Do you need to wear a mask when kissing and being intimate? Dare you try and hug or hold a hand? And what about flowers and chocolates? In-person dating tales during pandemic are here, and they are fascinating
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines to yellow-card Covidiots who insist on their freedom to go maskless in flight
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News says Trump has always been very pro-mask but may not have said it in the "right way"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks goes big, makes a splash, and casts away all the hooches saying "That thing you do; you're ladykillers; shame on you" He truly is in a league of his own
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Welcome to Pennsylvania. Here's your mandatory mask
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America in 2020 comes to you in a ready-made headline: "Fighting Over Masks in Public Is the New American Pastime"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Now THAT is how to write your "Please, for the love of God, wear a farking mask" sign
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(KARK)
 
 
 
If you're close enough to brawl you really can't complain about people next to you at the bar not keeping their social distance. Bonus: it's not news, it's kark.com
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Americans should wear masks and prioritize opening of schools over bars, also global warming is real and the rich should pay more taxes. Ok, ok, not the last two, but still, if that's not progress, I am not sure what is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As losing to Biden and the Democrats becomes increasingly inevitable, the rest of the GOP goes against Trump on masks
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Taichi sweep the Golden☆Aces? Can SHO beat his 2nd-straight LIJ member? Did BUSHI remember to bring his mask? Round 2 of NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 concludes @ 6:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Masked socially distant lions, oh my
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Masked socially distant lions, oh my
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Join the Justice Society and wear a mask (or giant robot) to keep us all safe with Stargirl tonight at 8pm eastern on the CW
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Cloth masks will dangerously reduce oxygen levels, masks don't work, and other idiotic myths dispelled
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio Face-Eating Leopard Party goes cannibal because the F-ELP governor supports healthy faces covered in masks instead of uncovered and diseased faces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Fox and Friends is telling Donnie to wear a mask
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This Florida mask evokes nostalgia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell grows a backbone and finally stands up to Trump. Says there should be no stigma if you choose to wear a mask
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(BBC)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of Covidiots
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