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Thu January 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're in Maryland check your pockets
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: A 5-word summary of Trump's farewell speech
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Tue January 19, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mary Berry very clear: "don't query" COVID-19 jab, it's not scary, you won't get dysentery, you won't get problems with your twig and berries, side effects are usually rare but it varies, although it won't prevent dental caries
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here it is, your 2024 GOP Presidental Primary chances
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Good news: Mary-Kate Olsen is back on the market
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Not that it will surprise anyone, but Trump's DoD "repeatedly denied" Maryland's request to send in their National Guard and State Troopers to help control the Coup
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream, WTF just happened edition. Come for the summary of today's events, stay and help us fill in the gaps we miss
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Quick summary of today's events - Gosar the Gosarian Files First Electoral College Objection, Targeting Arizona's Votes. Then all Hell breaks loose
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
With Mary Ann dead (RIP) Matt Gaetz settles for Ginger
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Wed December 30, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mary Ann got the COVID. Someone go spell H E L F on the beach
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The old story about the oral polio vaccine inspiring Mary Poppins song "Spoonful of Sugar" is absolutely true. What immortal song will the COVID-19 vaccine inspire?
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump seeks to have Mary Trump's lawsuit against him dismissed because it's ... wait for it ... "laden with conspiracy theories"
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: it's possible Jesus wasn't born in a stable, under a miraculous star, or in Bethlehem. That bit about three kings showing up outta nowhere with lavish gifts for some random infant, though? Totally legit
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Tue December 22, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker was the real Mary Sue. Solid arguments to the left, outraged screeching Star Wars fanbois to the right
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Mon December 21, 2020
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I'll have two bloody Marys, a tequila sunrise, and three Bud Lights to go"
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Both Jeep and BMW made same fatal mistake: asked their owners to say how cool they were. The internet replied with customary finesse
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Thu December 17, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sen. Football Coach (R-AL) will go for it on 4th and 45 with a Hail Mary to keep Trump in power
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that the Electoral College has made Joe Biden's victory official, NewsMax and One America News are struggling with how to continue their primary mission as the Trump Fantasy Channels without actually becoming SNL's "SportsMax"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Next up, it's your annual "Sleeping Puppo in the Nativity's Manger' story
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Sun December 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's Hail Mary pass to overturn the election is to have Pence refuse to certify Monday's official electoral vote tally which would result in a chaotic situation for the country
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The first of 5 games underway in the EPL as The Saints & Blades meet at St Mary's. 9:15 AM ET Palace & Spurs, 11:30 AM Fulham vs Liverpool, & 2 games at 2:15 PM with Arsenal v Burnley & Leicester v South Coast Scum. (For Peacock add 4 minutes)
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Sub found off of Maryland coast, no word how many pings Vasili used to find it
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Tue December 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Pope makes a surprise early morning prayer visit in rainy Rome further dampening rumors he is a Mogwai or Wicked Witch
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And remember Maryland, ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The Top 10 NFL "Hail Mary" TDs of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
ICYMI, here's a summary of Trump's legal team going full Q
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch wants to buy Mary Trump's publisher
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Mon November 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Watch DeAndre Hopkins make the catch of the year on a last second Hail Mary to win the game for Arizona. Is It possible to fire Bill O'Brien again?
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Van Jones roasted for mistakenly confusing Mary J. Blige and Beyoncé as Kamala Harris' walkup music. Americans: Always paying attention to the important details
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Mary WollstoNSFWcraft is more like it (and, yes, probably NSFW)
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Mon November 09, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How about a Donald Trump, Don Jr and Ivanka three way? Let them be the entire Republican Primary Field in 2024
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who knows what Trump will do on his way out the door over the next 2 months? Mary Trump knows. Oh dear sweet Jesus, does Mary Trump know
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Sun November 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the ducks said I ain't swimming in that bloody Mary
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Fri November 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
In case you missed Trump's latest public appearance, a summary: he is who we thought he was
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Tue November 03, 2020
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Priest removed from church over photos and allegations of sex, drugs, guns and gang affiliation. How many Hail Mary's is that going to cost?
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Sat October 31, 2020
(Food Network)
 
 
 
What's the best berry to use in cooking? And don't say Mary
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supporters of a new Maryland Monorail promise that it will bring ... wait a minute, hold on, gotta spin the wheel here ... $4 BILLION in extra revenue to the state. Song and dance routine to follow
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Tue October 27, 2020
(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Beat Farmers, Danielle Dax, and The Jesus & Mary Chain. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #160. Starts 1PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton, Doug Jones (Saru, not the Alabama Senator) and Mary Wiseman (cuteness supreme) reviewing Star Trek Discovery Season 3 Episode 2
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Mon October 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple to launch yet another version of those little ear buds inspired by Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary
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Tue October 20, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Maryland couple building desks for students in need. Subby wonders if they will donate to his organization, Student Helpers In Teaching
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Sun October 18, 2020
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Maryland Transportation Authority: Attention people who may have been driving thru the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel on Friday. Sorry we flooded the tunnel and scared the crap out of you. Our B
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a Volunteer throwing his version of a 2020 Hail Mary to a Razorback at West Point
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Sat October 03, 2020
(COVID-19 News)
 
 
 
GOP officials in Maryland beg Trump supporters to travel to Walter Reed immediately and pray for the president. Certainly not because he's on his deathbed or anything, no, he just needs a little cheering up
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Thu October 01, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Looks like the Durham Report won't be the Hail Mary October Surprise that Team Trump had hoped for - anonymous sources close to the investigation say it will likely not be released until after the Election. Tag is for subby's Trumpster friends
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate nails the succinct debate summary: "Biden talked to regular people. Trump talked to a right-wing Facebook comment section from hell"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill wins the internet today with the best presidential debate summary
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Sun September 27, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man arrested after firing semi-automatic-style rifle four or five times when police arrive and which Golden Girl played Sue Ann Nivens in The Mary Tyler Moore Show?
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Sat September 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite the view espoused by Messrs. Diamond, Yauch, and Horovitz, Maryland man finds out there is no legally recognized "right to party"
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
A summary of the current political crisis in Lebanon and what to do about it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fake News: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announces 134 felony voter fraud charges in connection with 2018 Dem primary
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Surviving cast of 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' reflects on their longevity after 50 years. Apparently not dying is a big help
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mary Trump sues Donald Trump over inheritance fraud. Discovery's going to be interesting
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