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Fri May 20, 2022       The Senators voting against Ukraine aid: Dick Blackburn, Dick Boozman, Dick Braun, Dick Crapo, Dick Hagerty, Dick Hawley, Dick Lee, Dick Lummis, Dick Marshall, Dick Paul and Dick Tuberville source: cnn.com   |   share: 47   Thu May 19, 2022       Do you have a piece of art the people of 2072 will want to see? The Time Capsule Project would like to hear from you source: thisiscolossal.com   |   share: 14         Boebert, Taylor Greene ... IN ... SPACE source: axios.com   |   share: 17   Wed May 18, 2022       "Astronauts may one day drink water from ancient moon volcanoes" is the kind of STEM tab headline that makes the rest of the depressing stuff going on elsewhere a little easier to take source: phys.org   |   share: 4   Tue May 17, 2022       After years of gathering data from the surface of Mars, a NASA probe is about to die source: science.org   |   share: 18         Rocket Summer came when Bradbury went to Mars too source: phys.org   |   share: 8         And so it begins: NASA orders Mars rover Perseverance to go on a "walkabout" and climb the river delta, checking for Shadows, and looking for ancient life source: bbc.com   |   share: 14   Mon May 16, 2022       Overdue? Put a cork in it source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 9   Fri May 13, 2022       'Secret doorway' found on Mars, no word on if there are aliens wearing a helmet and a skirt living in it source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 30   Wed May 11, 2022       Fei Long, we hardly picked ye as a Street Fighter character, as the kin of Bruce Lee begin removing characters bearing resemblance or mocking him. Mortal Kombat's Liu Kang, Tekken's Marshall Law and Fatal Fury's Cheng Sinzan look nervous source: vg247.com   |   share: 31         Suddenly, a doorway on Mars source: mars.nasa.gov   |   share: 49   Tue May 10, 2022       'NASA's InSight records monster quake on Mars." This could only be cooler if it were literal source: phys.org   |   share: 8   Mon May 09, 2022       Mars rover Perseverance stops science activities for a day on in effort to save Mars helicopter Ingenuity. Spiffy: It worked. Sad: Winter might soon kill it anyways source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 10   (Mickey Mouse)       Pluto is spewing something. Goofy is hurrying to clean it up source: turbofuture.com   |   share: 4   Sun May 08, 2022       Winston Marshall claims he got his soul back after leaving Mumford and Sons, which implies any of those soulless hipster heehaw twangers have souls source: nme.com   |   share: 42   Fri May 06, 2022       More fun than pondering what's behind Shy Guy's mask it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Terraforming Mars free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite pixel art games? Tell us inside source: store.epicgames.com   |   share: 175   Thu May 05, 2022       Investigation into Supreme Court leak to be led by Supreme Court Marshal Curley, to the great surprise of Subby who thought Moe was in charge source: npr.org   |   share: 72   Wed May 04, 2022 (Some Guy)       Stones are falling from the skies in Mississippi source: strangesounds.org   |   share: 31         The first women to fly to the moon and back... won't be real women source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 25         It's possible that there was no life on Mars... until Earth contaminated it source: bigthink.com   |   share: 17         NASA is planning on bringing rocks from Mars back to Earth, but what if there are little Martians living on those rocks? Could they form a little army with little ray guns and conquer a tiny little empire? We need top men on this. TOP men source: npr.org   |   share: 20   Tue May 03, 2022       Maybe just a coincidence, but the NASA live cam site shut down just after a huge mysterious black cube emerged from the Sun. Sure must be just a coincidence (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 99   Mon May 02, 2022       The true scale of the solar system. You've seen this before. But not as cool as this source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 18   Sun May 01, 2022       United Arab Emirates Mars orbiter scores big by discovering A) Sand. B) Giant Worms. C) Water. D) Aurora source: space.com   |   share: 3   Fri April 29, 2022       Ziggy Stardust and the 50th Anniversary Reissue from Mars source: nme.com   |   share: 13         Acosta accosts Major Traitor Goober about Marshall Law, pulls her trigger, and watches her melt source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 118   Wed April 27, 2022       This day in history: the Universe created, 4977BC source: huffpost.com   |   share: 12         Kellogg's breakfast cereals: More sugar than a donut, saltier than a packet of crisps, and as many calories as a Mars bar; yeah that's junk food source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 36   Tue April 26, 2022       Marshall, martial, what's the difference? This is just liberal communist wokeness working to disenfranchise the individualist creativity of conservative geniuses. Words mean precisely what I want them to me, no more and no less source: sfgate.com   |   share: 52         After NASA's Osiris-Rex probe delivers its asteroid sample to Earth next year, it will be given a new mission: Visit the infamous asteroid Apophis - the rock that was once feared to be on a collision course with Earth source: news.arizona.edu   |   share: 15   Mon April 25, 2022       MTG wanted Trump to declare Marshall law. And CNN has the text messages to prove it source: cnn.com   |   share: 238   Thu April 21, 2022       Sun temporarily blocked by potato source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 13   Tue April 19, 2022       One (earth) year ago today: Mars helicopter Ingenuity took off for the very first time source: mars.nasa.gov   |   share: 10         Comet Bernardinelli-Bernstein has a nucleus that's 119 kilometers wide: the largest ever discovered. If it hit Earth, that would be.... bad? source: bigthink.com   |   share: 23   Mon April 18, 2022       Don't forget the marshmallows source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 23   Sun April 17, 2022       Wait till he finds out the bankruptcy judges are even less forgiving for debtors who refuse to be deposed. They will send US Marshall's service to go and get you to show up source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 69   Fri April 15, 2022       Scientists confirm finding the hottest rock on earth, guitar solo literally melted their faces source: phys.org   |   share: 10   Wed April 13, 2022       4O3 Parachute not found. 4O4 Parachute found source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 7         Who owns the moon? Well Leo Wong owns Mars but I would say that the man in the moon owns it source: msn.com   |   share: 26         Oklahoma man caught stealing Audi from Tulsa dealership tries to avoid charges by claiming Donald Trump made him a US Marshal source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 38         Mars helicopter Ingenuity sets a new distance record in its 25th flight source: twitter.com   |   share: 7   Mon April 11, 2022       Moon ice apparently protected by monoliths source: space.com   |   share: 7   Fri April 08, 2022       Mars rover Perseverance has spotted an artificial object out in the distance. Please don't panic, but Subby is not kidding source: twitter.com   |   share: 31   Thu April 07, 2022       A peek at the Russian side of the Cuban Missile Crisis from the perspective of the space program which was trying to launch some Mars probes in October '62. With tensions getting high, Russian rocket scientists almost fired an ICBM at NYC source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 2   (Mars Life)       Mars rover Curiosity is in some rough territory. Check it out the rover's current surroundings by clicking Curiosity on the link. You will get the images of Sol 3436 stitched together into something like Google Street view, but for Mars source: marslife.org   |   share: 5   Wed April 06, 2022       Astronaut Chris Hadfield has seen things you people wouldn't believe source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 20   Mon April 04, 2022       Sound travels much slower on Mars than on Earth. This is bad news for Bezos and Musk and pretty much no one else source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 20   Sat April 02, 2022       Exploring Mercury: The most absurd planet in our Solar System source: antoniomelonio-cosmos.medium.com   |   share: 25   Tue March 29, 2022       The JWST will be able to sniff out methane. Don't know why they added that feature, as we already know where Uranus is source: space.com   |   share: 10         Cloud cities above Venus are technically feasible and would allow humans to live on our sister planet, free from Imperial interference source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 25         Instead of politics and posing, Biden proposes $26 billion to get America to Mars source: cnn.com   |   share: 10   Mon March 28, 2022       Conjunction junction, what's your function? Hookin' up moons and planets in the sky source: earthsky.org   |   share: 3   (Juno Jupiter probe)       This is what an eclipse on Jupiter looks like, although subby doesn't understand why they sent a Mitsubishi there source: missionjuno.swri.edu   |   share: 13   Sun March 27, 2022       Teleportation could one day be possible source: antoniomelonio-cosmos.medium.com   |   share: 94   Sat March 26, 2022       Just like Matt Dillon gunning down a desperado in the opening credits each and every week, Marshall Einstein has been gunning down someone who doubts general relativity every week. Which of the new hotshots will be the first to take Albert down? source: youtube.com   |   share: 9   Fri March 25, 2022       A Solar Orbiter Full of Secrets source: phys.org   |   share: 3   Thu March 24, 2022       Someone asked Marsha Blackburn for the definition of "woman." Her answer is about as stupid as you'd imagine source: twitter.com   |   share: 292         On this date in 1965 NASA tried to sink the Moon with a 'kamikaze' space probe source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: 4         Sen. Marsha Blackburn, member of the Judiciary Committee, does her best Michael Flynn impression by "quoting" the Constitution source: twitter.com   |   share: 108   Tue March 22, 2022       Comet Leonard appears...and it's gone source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 8   Mon March 21, 2022       The European Space Agency has decided that Russia will not, in fact, be getting their asses to Mars source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 19   Sun March 20, 2022       That's one small click for [a] man. One giant 404 for mankind source: space.com   |   share: 13   Fri March 18, 2022 (Some Guy)       Astronomers discover a new near-Earth aster... never mind, it's gone now source: microsoftnewskids.com   |   share: 5         Robotic rovers aren't just for Mars and the Moon. They also really like penguins source: popsci.com   |   share: 9   Thu March 17, 2022       Man who was the only living person to have an interplanetary probe named after him has died. RIP Eugene Parker whose eponymous Solar Probe is frequent visitor of Venus source: news.uchicago.edu   |   share: 10   Wed March 16, 2022       These American St. Patrick's Day traditions aren't very Irish at all. Now are you going to eat all of your marshmallows? source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 21   Mon March 14, 2022       There haven't been any planets visible in the night sky all month long. But over the coming weeks, the pre-dawn skies will put on the show of a lifetime source: bigthink.com   |   share: 13   Sun March 13, 2022       It's important that we notice an asteroid before it hits our single planet. But it might be helpful to know somewhat earlier than two hours before impact source: earthsky.org   |   share: 23   Sat March 12, 2022       You know I dig you, baby, and I'd love to stay here with you and the kids, but I'se just gots to go to Mars. I gots to source: msn.com   |   share: 22   Fri March 11, 2022       Grimes reveals Elon Musk keeps their family in extreme poverty and "donates" everything to his dream of moving to Mars source: yahoo.com   |   share: 114   Thu March 03, 2022     50 years ago today, Pioneer 10 was launched for the first voyage beyond Mars. It is now on its way to the stars source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 30   Tue March 01, 2022       Happy 150th birthday to Yellowstone National Park, which continues to provide mankind with immeasurable natural grandeur and endless news stories about the caldera that will eventually erupt and blow us all to Mars source: nps.gov   |   share: 21         We'll live like Moon animals, we'll eat Moon berries and make oxygen from the rocks (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 11   Mon February 28, 2022       ESA decides that its Mars rover can wait to launch until a non-Russian rocket comes along source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 17   Sun February 27, 2022       Curiosity photographs something very curious source: mars.nasa.gov   |   share: 32   Fri February 25, 2022       Reports of an alien artifact spotted on Mars are verified. The aliens who made it are from planet Terra...also known as "Earth" source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 27   Thu February 24, 2022       Today's MadLib headline: A ________ struck by a ________ has sold at auction source: cnn.com   |   share: 29         No, you're not allowed to steal up to $950 worth of merchandise in California. Switzerland is not a planet orbiting Mars. Diet Cherry Coke is not made with the blood of virgins. Getting measles will not protect you from meteor strikes source: king5.com   |   share: 112         China discovers knock-off jewelry on the dark side of the moon, swears it's brand-name source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 5         Marshall University sues Conference USA so they can join the Sun Belt Conference instead. That's sort of like suing your sexual partner for giving you syphilis when you really wanted gonorrhea source: herald-dispatch.com   |   share: 3   Wed February 23, 2022       How to find a meteorite. First get a big white sheet. A very big white sheet source: treehugger.com   |   share: 13         NASA's new "NACHOS" instrument could help predict volcanic eruptions, liven the atmosphere with some BEAN DIP source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 6   Tue February 22, 2022       Hi, friends. Marshall Fortunata here for New Deal Import Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by soffiando la merda vivente out of high prices source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 14         Could we send a spacecraft to Oumuamua? Do do do do do. Oumuamua? Do do do do source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 17   Fri February 18, 2022       And if you are particularly brave, even this Martian rock source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 35   Thu February 17, 2022       For sale: small house, some damage, not a fixer-upper source: foxnews.com   |   share: 6         Could lasers get us to Mars faster? Did the graphic designer of the image pull off another "Three Faces" touch up, or is it just another "Jesus" painting touch up job? source: indiatimes.com   |   share: 15   Thu February 10, 2022       Kimball evades US Marshals in Amarillo, Texas, as agents start a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, cow house, outhouse and tourist trap selling giant steaks in that area source: abc7amarillo.com   |   share: 17   Tue February 08, 2022       NASA picks Lock source: theverge.com   |   share: 7         Exactly what a reclining alien figure would say source: cnet.com   |   share: 14   Mon February 07, 2022       UFO Hunter finds '100 percent proof' of alien life on Mars and apparently, they are wearing tracksuits from the 90s source: realradio921.iheart.com   |   share: 89         Ohio blowed up real good 1,500 years ago source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 14   Tue February 01, 2022       Earth has a second known "Trojan asteroid" that shares its orbit, but it might break apart even under the best protection source: sciencenews.org   |   share: 6   Mon January 31, 2022       How do we *know* that the dinosaurs never took a physics class? source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: 18         Very large tree cut down on Mars source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 6         A brand new Grand Canyon? High-speed climate change? Surviving Republicans subsequently deny that asteroids exist? source: nypost.com   |   share: 13   Fri January 28, 2022       Mars rover removes its pebbles after going bam bam source: space.com   |   share: 6   Thu January 27, 2022       Fingers were found on the sun 20 years ago, but astronomers were all thumbs in explaining them until recently source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: 2         NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter thinks "WAP" stands for Wet Ass Planet source: nasa.gov   |   share: 11         There might have been alien life on Mars. No word on if the alien was angry and wore a Hoplite hat source: bgr.com   |   share: 17

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