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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Senators voting against Ukraine aid: Dick Blackburn, Dick Boozman, Dick Braun, Dick Crapo, Dick Hagerty, Dick Hawley, Dick Lee, Dick Lummis, Dick Marshall, Dick Paul and Dick Tuberville
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Thu May 19, 2022
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Do you have a piece of art the people of 2072 will want to see? The Time Capsule Project would like to hear from you
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Boebert, Taylor Greene ... IN ... SPACE
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Astronauts may one day drink water from ancient moon volcanoes" is the kind of STEM tab headline that makes the rest of the depressing stuff going on elsewhere a little easier to take
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
After years of gathering data from the surface of Mars, a NASA probe is about to die
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Rocket Summer came when Bradbury went to Mars too
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so it begins: NASA orders Mars rover Perseverance to go on a "walkabout" and climb the river delta, checking for Shadows, and looking for ancient life
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Overdue? Put a cork in it
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Secret doorway' found on Mars, no word on if there are aliens wearing a helmet and a skirt living in it
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Wed May 11, 2022
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Fei Long, we hardly picked ye as a Street Fighter character, as the kin of Bruce Lee begin removing characters bearing resemblance or mocking him. Mortal Kombat's Liu Kang, Tekken's Marshall Law and Fatal Fury's Cheng Sinzan look nervous
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Suddenly, a doorway on Mars
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'NASA's InSight records monster quake on Mars." This could only be cooler if it were literal
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mars rover Perseverance stops science activities for a day on in effort to save Mars helicopter Ingenuity. Spiffy: It worked. Sad: Winter might soon kill it anyways
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(Mickey Mouse)
 
 
 
Pluto is spewing something. Goofy is hurrying to clean it up
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Sun May 08, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Winston Marshall claims he got his soul back after leaving Mumford and Sons, which implies any of those soulless hipster heehaw twangers have souls
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
More fun than pondering what's behind Shy Guy's mask it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Terraforming Mars free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite pixel art games? Tell us inside
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Thu May 05, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Investigation into Supreme Court leak to be led by Supreme Court Marshal Curley, to the great surprise of Subby who thought Moe was in charge
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stones are falling from the skies in Mississippi
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first women to fly to the moon and back... won't be real women
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
It's possible that there was no life on Mars... until Earth contaminated it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is planning on bringing rocks from Mars back to Earth, but what if there are little Martians living on those rocks? Could they form a little army with little ray guns and conquer a tiny little empire? We need top men on this. TOP men
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe just a coincidence, but the NASA live cam site shut down just after a huge mysterious black cube emerged from the Sun. Sure must be just a coincidence (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The true scale of the solar system. You've seen this before. But not as cool as this
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
United Arab Emirates Mars orbiter scores big by discovering A) Sand. B) Giant Worms. C) Water. D) Aurora
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Fri April 29, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ziggy Stardust and the 50th Anniversary Reissue from Mars
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Acosta accosts Major Traitor Goober about Marshall Law, pulls her trigger, and watches her melt
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This day in history: the Universe created, 4977BC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kellogg's breakfast cereals: More sugar than a donut, saltier than a packet of crisps, and as many calories as a Mars bar; yeah that's junk food
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Tue April 26, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Marshall, martial, what's the difference? This is just liberal communist wokeness working to disenfranchise the individualist creativity of conservative geniuses. Words mean precisely what I want them to me, no more and no less
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(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
After NASA's Osiris-Rex probe delivers its asteroid sample to Earth next year, it will be given a new mission: Visit the infamous asteroid Apophis - the rock that was once feared to be on a collision course with Earth
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
MTG wanted Trump to declare Marshall law. And CNN has the text messages to prove it
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Sun temporarily blocked by potato
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Tue April 19, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
One (earth) year ago today: Mars helicopter Ingenuity took off for the very first time
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Comet Bernardinelli-Bernstein has a nucleus that's 119 kilometers wide: the largest ever discovered. If it hit Earth, that would be.... bad?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't forget the marshmallows
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Sun April 17, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wait till he finds out the bankruptcy judges are even less forgiving for debtors who refuse to be deposed. They will send US Marshall's service to go and get you to show up
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm finding the hottest rock on earth, guitar solo literally melted their faces
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
4O3 Parachute not found. 4O4 Parachute found
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Who owns the moon? Well Leo Wong owns Mars but I would say that the man in the moon owns it
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man caught stealing Audi from Tulsa dealership tries to avoid charges by claiming Donald Trump made him a US Marshal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mars helicopter Ingenuity sets a new distance record in its 25th flight
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Moon ice apparently protected by monoliths
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mars rover Perseverance has spotted an artificial object out in the distance. Please don't panic, but Subby is not kidding
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A peek at the Russian side of the Cuban Missile Crisis from the perspective of the space program which was trying to launch some Mars probes in October '62. With tensions getting high, Russian rocket scientists almost fired an ICBM at NYC
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(Mars Life)
 
 
 
Mars rover Curiosity is in some rough territory. Check it out the rover's current surroundings by clicking Curiosity on the link. You will get the images of Sol 3436 stitched together into something like Google Street view, but for Mars
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Astronaut Chris Hadfield has seen things you people wouldn't believe
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sound travels much slower on Mars than on Earth. This is bad news for Bezos and Musk and pretty much no one else
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Exploring Mercury: The most absurd planet in our Solar System
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The JWST will be able to sniff out methane. Don't know why they added that feature, as we already know where Uranus is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cloud cities above Venus are technically feasible and would allow humans to live on our sister planet, free from Imperial interference
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Instead of politics and posing, Biden proposes $26 billion to get America to Mars
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Mon March 28, 2022
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Conjunction junction, what's your function? Hookin' up moons and planets in the sky
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(Juno Jupiter probe)
 
 
 
This is what an eclipse on Jupiter looks like, although subby doesn't understand why they sent a Mitsubishi there
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Teleportation could one day be possible
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Sat March 26, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just like Matt Dillon gunning down a desperado in the opening credits each and every week, Marshall Einstein has been gunning down someone who doubts general relativity every week. Which of the new hotshots will be the first to take Albert down?
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A Solar Orbiter Full of Secrets
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone asked Marsha Blackburn for the definition of "woman." Her answer is about as stupid as you'd imagine
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(BBC)
 
 
 
On this date in 1965 NASA tried to sink the Moon with a 'kamikaze' space probe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. Marsha Blackburn, member of the Judiciary Committee, does her best Michael Flynn impression by "quoting" the Constitution
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Comet Leonard appears...and it's gone
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency has decided that Russia will not, in fact, be getting their asses to Mars
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
That's one small click for [a] man. One giant 404 for mankind
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover a new near-Earth aster... never mind, it's gone now
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Robotic rovers aren't just for Mars and the Moon. They also really like penguins
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Thu March 17, 2022
(University of Chicago)
 
 
 
Man who was the only living person to have an interplanetary probe named after him has died. RIP Eugene Parker whose eponymous Solar Probe is frequent visitor of Venus
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These American St. Patrick's Day traditions aren't very Irish at all. Now are you going to eat all of your marshmallows?
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
There haven't been any planets visible in the night sky all month long. But over the coming weeks, the pre-dawn skies will put on the show of a lifetime
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Sun March 13, 2022
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
It's important that we notice an asteroid before it hits our single planet. But it might be helpful to know somewhat earlier than two hours before impact
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Sat March 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
You know I dig you, baby, and I'd love to stay here with you and the kids, but I'se just gots to go to Mars. I gots to
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grimes reveals Elon Musk keeps their family in extreme poverty and "donates" everything to his dream of moving to Mars
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
Hero
 
50 years ago today, Pioneer 10 was launched for the first voyage beyond Mars. It is now on its way to the stars
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Tue March 01, 2022
(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Happy 150th birthday to Yellowstone National Park, which continues to provide mankind with immeasurable natural grandeur and endless news stories about the caldera that will eventually erupt and blow us all to Mars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We'll live like Moon animals, we'll eat Moon berries and make oxygen from the rocks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ESA decides that its Mars rover can wait to launch until a non-Russian rocket comes along
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Sun February 27, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
Curiosity photographs something very curious
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Reports of an alien artifact spotted on Mars are verified. The aliens who made it are from planet Terra...also known as "Earth"
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's MadLib headline: A ________ struck by a ________ has sold at auction
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
No, you're not allowed to steal up to $950 worth of merchandise in California. Switzerland is not a planet orbiting Mars. Diet Cherry Coke is not made with the blood of virgins. Getting measles will not protect you from meteor strikes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
China discovers knock-off jewelry on the dark side of the moon, swears it's brand-name
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Marshall University sues Conference USA so they can join the Sun Belt Conference instead. That's sort of like suing your sexual partner for giving you syphilis when you really wanted gonorrhea
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Wed February 23, 2022
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
How to find a meteorite. First get a big white sheet. A very big white sheet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
NASA's new "NACHOS" instrument could help predict volcanic eruptions, liven the atmosphere with some BEAN DIP
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hi, friends. Marshall Fortunata here for New Deal Import Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by soffiando la merda vivente out of high prices
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could we send a spacecraft to Oumuamua? Do do do do do. Oumuamua? Do do do do
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
And if you are particularly brave, even this Martian rock
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For sale: small house, some damage, not a fixer-upper
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Could lasers get us to Mars faster? Did the graphic designer of the image pull off another "Three Faces" touch up, or is it just another "Jesus" painting touch up job?
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Thu February 10, 2022
(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Kimball evades US Marshals in Amarillo, Texas, as agents start a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, cow house, outhouse and tourist trap selling giant steaks in that area
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Tue February 08, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA picks Lock
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Exactly what a reclining alien figure would say
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Mon February 07, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
UFO Hunter finds '100 percent proof' of alien life on Mars and apparently, they are wearing tracksuits from the 90s
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Ohio blowed up real good 1,500 years ago
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Earth has a second known "Trojan asteroid" that shares its orbit, but it might break apart even under the best protection
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
How do we *know* that the dinosaurs never took a physics class?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Very large tree cut down on Mars
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A brand new Grand Canyon? High-speed climate change? Surviving Republicans subsequently deny that asteroids exist?
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Mars rover removes its pebbles after going bam bam
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Fingers were found on the sun 20 years ago, but astronomers were all thumbs in explaining them until recently
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter thinks "WAP" stands for Wet Ass Planet
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(BGR)
 
 
 
There might have been alien life on Mars. No word on if the alien was angry and wore a Hoplite hat
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