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Tue August 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I only date men twice my age, and I'm fairly certain I know why"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, do the UK rags just hate Meghan Markle or what? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
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Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder how many men the Golden Girls slept with? Of course you did, don't lie
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder how many men the Golden Girls slept with? Of course you did, don't lie
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot flight attendant beats husband when she comes home and finds him "engaged in sexual intercourse" with another woman, cops say
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bent Fabric has decorated his coffin and is now composing for the Choir Eternal
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Remember that one time when Angelina Jolie gave Brad Pitt wood?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think I spend too much money on custom porn videos. Is there a limit?"
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Still single, but you would rather not be? Remember there's always hope, like this couple who got engaged, married in their 80s
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
(Celebrity) challenges (Other celebrity) to (event) after threatening to (verb) his (body part)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
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(Celebrity) challenges (Other celebrity) to (event) after threatening to (verb) his (body part)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am married and have two kids. I learned he was taking drugs, so I reviewed his texts. I found a series of texts between my husband and his buddy discussing hot college-age girls, including waitresses and my daughter's friends. Should I worry?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend has been quarantining alone for months. She's convinced that she's having an emotional relationship with a ghost living inside her apartment and that there is a sexual component to it. Should I be concerned about her mental health?"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"With this ring, I thee wed...my blanket"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no words
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For those heavy blow days
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For those heavy blow days
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Let's see what happened after the cameras stopped rolling on Netflix's reality show Indian Matchmaking: 0 for 6
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Writer's wife has an affair, relieved it's with another woman: "I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Both of you, meet me in my bunk"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump Admin 'spiritual advisor' Paula White: Same-Sex relationships are a sin. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to openly pray in front of the cameras, followed by a haircut and lunch at Red Lobster
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Mon July 20, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Catholic Church now says a faithful lay can lead to marriage
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Quickest way to get Sued by Quicken Loans Executive's Wife is to insinuate Quickies
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Oh look, gossip columnist Cindy Adams is castigating Mary Trump and her book in oddly familiar language. Do the Russians have tapes of her too?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naya Rivera final act was to save her son before she drowned. Sure is dusty out on the lake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Couple keeps spark in the relationship
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I want my Mormon stimulus check
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Preston dies of cancer at 57
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The three greatest things in life: never rat on your friends, always keep your mouth shut and use a pandemic to financially stick it to your estranged wife
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp says the bed poop was the last straw in his marriage. Dude, what are you doing all that blow with?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Happy couple celebrate socially-distanced wedding with champagne in plastic cups & cake served from the back of a 4x4, topped off with a trip to a service station on the way to Brighton. As this is the UK, some would call that 'showing off'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Coronavirus did not kill off weddings, but it did change them irrevocably
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?"
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putin says the rainbow flag flying over the US embassy in Moscow "revealed something about those inside"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's changes to the Russian constitution, including an amendment granting former Russian presidents automatic immunity from criminal prosecution and another that keeps him in power until 2036, kicks in on July 4. The timing is purely coincidental
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ESPN's Stephen Smith doesn't think NBA players can live in a bubble and can go months without sex. Nonsense. Surely some of those guys are married
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: 103-year-old says 2020 has been the craziest year she's seen
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To Pokemon fans this looks like the perfect Pokemon-themed engagement ring, while at the same time, everybody else who actually has a life will see something entirely different
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
To Pokemon fans this looks like the perfect Pokemon-themed engagement ring, while at the same time, everybody else who actually has a life will see something entirely different
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You don't know how it feels to be me, but you could know how it feels to listen to a newly-released acoustic version of this song that Tom Petty recorded at home back in '93
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife detoxes herself, files for divorce after 24 years citing chronic disinterest
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife detoxes herself, files for divorce after 24 years citing chronic disinterest
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hulking Rocky actor Dolph Lundgren, 62, cruelly mocked by very jealous old fat men over his engagement to 24-year-old fiancée (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian jewel beetles have taught us a lot about porn, men, and marriage ...which if you must know started when we found them copulating with empty beer bottles
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Sat June 27, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mary Ann, NOOOOOOOOO
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Did Fark have a thread for the fifth anniversary of Obergefell V Hodges?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britons go on barcrawl so epic Singapore bans them from working in the country ever again. Oh, wait, they broke lockdown to do it? *Subby changes from Cool tag to Dumbass tag*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I know I'm a hottie, but only average looking guys ask me out. Should I be worried that I'm not as hot as I thought I am
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, are we trying to cancel 66-year-olds for being married to smokin' hot 27-year-olds now? Because if so, what's the point of becoming rich and famous?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the virus, can I get married in Wales now? Short answer: aye. Long answyrr: Gydol yr amser ers i'r cyfyngiadau gael
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Food Network star Alex Guarnaschelli gets engaged. No doubt sandwiches at reception will be amazing
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
List of best weddings in film history. Godfather all the way back at #14 invalidates list
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping
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Sat June 20, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
State court grants James Brown's dying wish, will finally be getting up off of that thing
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Parade)
 
 
 
Once they awoke from their naps, really old people shared the secrets to living a vibrant healthy life to 100
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My estranged husband filed a joint tax return without my knowledge and got my family's stimulus payment. In an unrelated matter, what is "revenge porn," and how do I post videos to the interwebs?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Are mothers-in-law destined to become monsters? Will I become one?"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lisa Rinna wears nothing but sunglasses in naked photoshoot and I could have stopped after the word nothing, right? Certainly after naked. So any plans for Father's Day weekend? [NSFW]
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants everyone to know he totally didn't have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants everyone to know he totally didn't have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My brother is having 150 people at his wedding reception next week, pandemic be damned. Bad idea or worst idea?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart to play Princess Di in an upcoming movie. At least the postmortem rigor mortis scenes will be accurate
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rep Illhan Omar has announced her father has died from the Coronavirus. No joke, no snark, just a reminder that the virus is STILL out there, still killing people, and that you farkers need to stay safe, wear a mask and keep washing your hands
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Unless your man has a very SPECIFIC job, if he starts shaving his pubes because he's finally going back to work after the shutdown... He may be cheating
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Unless your man has a very SPECIFIC job, if he starts shaving his pubes because he's finally going back to work after the shutdown... He may be cheating
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Mon June 15, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
After Meghan Fox rebounded with Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green proves to his ex that he can slum it too
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Fri June 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today is "Loving Day." On this day in 1967, the Supreme Court struck down state bans on inter-racial marriage
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
After 20 years of marriage, I'm signing my divorce papers right now. Let me have it
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Malta Today)
 
 
 
Oh, you're a woman wanting to sign an official contract in front of a Notary? Are you a spinster, married, or widow?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anson Williams files for divorce for the second time this year, demanding a second Fark headline saying his Happy Days are over, this time I mean it
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After seven years, Kelly Clarkson can breathe for the first time
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Remains of missing children believed found at the stepfather's Idaho home. Normally a sad tag indeed... but somehow TFA managed to screw up the caption for the youngsters
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband was doing yardwork while our 3-year-old son and I were playing in the yard. My husband hurt himself and swore very loudly; our son is now saying 'f*cking sh*t' constantly. We told him it was naughty; he's still doing it. What do?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(GOG)
 
 
 
Less likely to end your marriage than Overcooked (free at Epic) co-op it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Delores: ATPA free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Game(s) you enjoy but have trouble finding others to play with?
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The most idiotic celebrity marriage in history is about to end
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Jurassic Plant
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother had a parrot for 10 years; it died five years ago. Since then, I've gotten a monthly update about Polly; she'd like the rain, she's pining for the fjords, whatever. It has ceased to be, but she wants me to honor it at my wedding. Must I?"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "Tiger King" plot thickens: Handwriting experts say the Will of Carole Baskin's husband was forged
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity and Jill Rhodes divorce after she suddenly realizes she's married to Sean Hannity
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(Slate)
 
 
 
" I've been on antidepressants for nearly 25 years now, and after multiple attempts to wean myself off I realize I'll be on them forever. The problem is, they've killed my sex drive. How can I get my groove back?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston's nude portrait and you already clicked, didn't you
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's wife files to change her last name, probably to Baskin
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Reggie Watts straight-up loses it while speaking remotely with James Corden about the riots and his experiences growing up with racism
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The surprise fourth season comes to a close with an invisibility belt and another Morty crisis for the whole family in Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri. Rick and Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Read this Christian dad's letter to the boy who "stole" his daughter's virginity
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phil Robertson you are the drake
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is coronavirus straining your marriage? NJ divorce lawyers are predicting a wave of pandemic splits
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
No judgements, but it looks like Skynet's been dipping into the monkey pron lately
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there anything morally wrong with finishing my sister's online finals for her so she can graduate from college? My dad thinks it's a great idea"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the changing millennial home. Wait, they can afford homes?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Abbie, my wife asks me to screw her brains out while she's hammered and calls me a p*ssy when I refuse. What do
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin allows any two people to self-solemnize their marriage by mutual declaration, unless the couple happens to be atheist, of course
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Polish version of '50 Shades' to hit Netflix next month. No word if its' simply looking at paint samples (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez is heartbroken over delayed wedding, because, really, how many times do you get to walk down the aisle for the fourth time??
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The downside to the quarantine in my house is that my kids keep interrupting my spouse and I when we're having sex. How can I get them to keep it from turning into coitus interruptus?"
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Sun May 24, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My wife likes to walk around the house naked. It was fine when she was younger but her body hasn't aged very well. Should I say something to her?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Single people are having the time of their lives
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Fri May 22, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Dreamer' brothers grow up, become ICU nurses working on front lines of COVID fight, still face deportation because why?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez's captive makes his Instagram debut
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mary Kate Olsen may have moved on from the show that made her famous, but her marriage ended over the lack of a full house
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Sad: You graduate law school and your father doesn't even bother to acknowledge your achievement. Fark: Your father is Donald Trump
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Jeez, what a douche
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah shares the joys of working from home
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles offer Lincoln Financial Field for free wedding ceremonies for front-line workers. Here's hoping guests remember to throw rice and not batteries
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Man who wanted to fight his wife with sword demands she get a psychological evaluation
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man has affair with Lady Covid19. Stay your Selva alone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love my asexual boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure I want a girlfriend. Should I dump him and move on?"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We share a lot of great tunes each week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, but that ends today. Prepare yourself for the musical apocalypse as we search for the most annoying "popular" songs of all time
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I could wind up with nothing," says soon-to-be divorced woman who discovered that obscure South Dakota trusts can be used to lock up marital assets out of reach of courts and tax authorities
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's Mama June begs fans to pay cash to chat with her (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I have been with my husband for 25 years. I love my husband unconditionally, and I know that he loves me unconditionally. The problem is we have never ever had sex. He takes Viagra to feel like a man but doesn't use it. What can I do?"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Adele is half the woman she used to be in surprise new Instagram photo
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Mon May 04, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Seems like Dog the Bounty Hunter is a real Dog the Booty Hunter as he's now engaged for the second time since his wife's death eight months ago
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Sun May 03, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Eve is trying to have a happy birthday but Villanelle is getting a present. Will Konstantin find himself subordinate to the vicious vengeful Villanelle? Will the two women meet anytime before the season's end? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri May 01, 2020
(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA: Woman given up at birth contacts birth parents against their wishes. Was she wrong? Should she not have done that?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ladies, you wanna get with an older dude who has nipple piercings?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin requestimng Americamn taxpayers to returmn stimulus checks semnt to dead relatives
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'd ask you to come work in the fields where I grow my farks, but alas, my field is barren
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Wed April 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson announces number of children increased from ? to ?+1
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois rule means family can only legally be in their boat when it's in their garage. No word on status of motorboating, man in canoe
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tired of quarantining with your partner? Remember life is short, have an affair
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mom has ten kids in ten years despite having only one date with her husband a year. I guess we know what happens that night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Before the pandemic, my husband needed an hour to vent work frustration. Working from home, he's angry and exhibits negativity, looking down on people from a position of ethical superiority. He's a good dad and husband; I'm tired of it. What do?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You made the old man cry. There, are you punks happy now? Now get of his damn lawn
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Sun April 26, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler's marriage has ended with an interception
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fast & Furious 33 UK Split: I say, what's all this then, are you popping it out now, love?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Your wedding venue says your reservation is cancelled. Worse: It's charging you 80% of the cancellation fee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband wants to constantly have sex during the Coronavirus lockdown, but I'm not in the mood because I have to keep thinking about my dead parents"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man's social media posts against stay-at-home order go viral after he dies from COVID-19. Obvious tag just holding place for Repeat tag
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, some hard-hitting journalism from Slate: Everyone's been playing "F*ck, Marry, Kill" wrong their whole lives
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, some hard-hitting journalism from Slate: Everyone's been playing "F*ck, Marry, Kill" wrong their whole lives
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Someone had to actually wash their own hair for the firs time in 30 years because the hair places are all closed. What stupid weekly thing did you waste money on that suddenly you cant do anymore?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian waxes navel-gazey about the prospects for a cybersexual revolution or some such bollocks
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
♫ How we doing? Less COVID today? ♫ Not a chance, doc, Nay, nay, nay ♫ We've flattened curve but the cure it still shuns ♫ Nothing is working...SEND IN THE NUNS ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who posted on social media "Does anybody have the guts to say this COVID-19 is a political ploy? Asking for a friend. Prove me wrong" proven wrong
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Princess Bride on Disney+? As you wish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Member of Boyzone discovers that no matter what they tell you, being stuck in a house with your wife can lead to struggles and separation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been married 15 years; we have two young kids. A few months ago, I accidentally discovered my spouse had long been out of work, racked up over $100,000 in debt, and maxed out credit cards. I want a divorce; he doesn't. What do I tell our kids?"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says that "wicked same-sex marriage" is the true cause of Coronavirus
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
That's HOAshiat
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With nothing to do because of the pandemic, wedding photographer raids her daughter's doll collection to shoot doll wedding. No word on who caught the bouquet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Naked husbands? Flossing teeth? Forgetting to take the curlers out of your hair? Here are some of the best gaffes that have been happening on videoconferencing since quarantine. Have you experienced some of your own? Share them, won't you?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the coronavirus, many couples about to get married are concluding that they don't need to have a wedding after all
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancelled wedding plans? Here's a year's worth of Busch Beer to console yourself. So, win?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, are you telling me that the pandemic ISN'T the perfect time to throw a destination wedding?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I'm a 24 year-old adult male who has never had an orgasm. Is it anhedonia? What can I do to fix this?"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is jealous, paranoid, and controlling and thinks I'm having an affair even though I'm not nor have I ever. What should I do?"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Couple celebrates 62 years of marriage, 50 years of social distancing from each other
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Suddenly a light goes on, and you find out your declaration of love for a chandelier is not a protected sexual orientation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile at the Guardian: Right, for this week's column we need a stock photo of a woman who's thinking about banging her brother-in-law during 'rona lockdown
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Mon April 13, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Maybe some good news about the coronavirus, it seems some new relationships are getting fast-tracked because of people quarantining together
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Even Mitch McConnell's three daughters hate his guts
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ah, our wedding day. Beautiful weather. Dad didn't get drunk and start a fight. The best man kept his hands off the bridesmaids.... and the police were super nice
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
After the show ended, life never really got better for the cast of "Alf"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona grandmother made headlines in 2016 after accidentally texting stranger about Thanksgiving and then invited him to her home, loses her husband to coronavirus
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans discover 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic's three-way wedding on YouTube. Carole [bleeping] Baskin unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans discover 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic's three-way wedding on YouTube. Carole [bleeping] Baskin unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, sexless couples on lock down rediscover the nasty. I'll be in my bunker
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"It's a known thing that with the NFL, if you are not almost dead, you will not qualify for total permanent disability"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Paige VanZant naked streak' (mostly sfw)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm sheltered at home with my husband, but I still take the time to visit my boyfriend. That's not risky, right?"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyist, My spouse is a freeloader
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