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Mon February 06, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chair hurling vandals paint a backwards swastika on the windows of George Santos' NYC office
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
In a once in a lifetime event, someone returns found money to the cops... and it ends up in the right hands. (Bonus: she ends up with more than was in the bag)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with 102 children calls it quits, confessing "At first it was a joke... but now this has its problems"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher reveals he stopped smoking weed after having a vasectomy, and it's made a vas deferens in his health
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I talk my wife into a threesome? I've found the perfect third party" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 31, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why not let a combat veteran design your engagement ring? I mean, they probably know a lot about getting all that blood off diamonds
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"I will always love Pamela, always in my heart. As a matter of fact, I left her $10 million in my will, and she doesn't even know that. Nobody knows that. I probably shouldn't be saying it. So that's for her, whether she needs it or not"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
54-year-old Marc Anthony just got married for the fourth time... this time to a 23-year-old model. No doubt this will be his last wedding
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Sat January 28, 2023
(France 24)
 
 
 
Tuesday Pope: "Homosexuality is not really a sin." Friday Pope: "Not so fast there Tuesday Pope"
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Fri January 27, 2023
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I hereby certify that I am a horrible person, and pledge to continue being a horrible person. Oh, and if I ever end up on the pointy end of the stick, I'll cry about being oppressed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spit spat, Barnes is wack, leave her ex alone
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japan politely reminds local authorities that it is illegal for service providers to tell people with disabilities that they must get sterilized to use their services
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japan politely reminds local authorities that it is illegal for service providers to tell people with disabilities that they must get sterilized to use their services
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg is legally married. For some reason certain catholic groups have a problem with this. Maybe the priests are secretly attracted to him? Who can say?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My parents kicked me out because they think I ruined their neighbor's marriage when I actually prevented an act of spousal abuse and only later slept with the wife after they separated. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Everything you always wanted to know about throuples, but were too tired to ask after spanking it to threesome videos on xHamster
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists studied 40,000 couples and found the no. 1 phrase used in successful relationships. Surprisingly not "let's try butt stuff"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"There's no spark with my wife anymore, but when I interact with women online my loins tingle. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"There's no spark with my wife anymore, but when I interact with women online my loins tingle. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Some Excited Guy)
 
 
 
For when you are ready to, you know, what should be on your playlist? The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling frisky this week, if you know what I mean and I think you do
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Root)
 
 
 
If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with?
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
For his 93rd birthday, Buzz Aldrin: A) Went into space again. B) Punched that lying moron again. C) Got married again
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
For his 93rd birthday, Buzz Aldrin: A) Went into space again. B) Punched that lying moron again. C) Got married again
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Fri January 20, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I landed my dream job and i really love it, but I am pondering leaving it because I am sleeping with my boss and don't know how else to return to normal. Can I keep my job without the sex?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police refuse to help woman who was upset her incantations and magic potion failed to work
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dying institution refuses calls for changes to help it die slower
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dying institution refuses calls for changes to help it die slower
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife's lover described her as dynamite in bed; but with me she's one of those little white pop thingies you give young kids on the 4th of July that are duds half the time. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife's lover described her as dynamite in bed; but with me she's one of those little white pop thingies you give young kids on the 4th of July that are duds half the time. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex on Channel 4
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The keys to Graceland, and the remains of the televisions Robert Goulet was on, have fallen to Riley Keough and her young sisters
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Mon January 16, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
First cousin marriage encouraged in Ancient Greece, present-day Alabama
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm unable to stop sleeping with my married Pilates teacher, but we're both women so it's not that bad, is it?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Celibacy is all the rage among our young people
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
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Fri January 13, 2023
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
WI GOP moves to bring back conversion therapy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Australian wedding venue apologizes for painting that was hanging on wall. How bad could it be? Oh my
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
From missing to married, Kanye West does the most Kanye thing already 2023: Married one of his employees
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Thu January 12, 2023
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley has left the building
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley has left the building
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife fell in love on vacation and never came back. Can I have her stuff and should I move on?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've become obsessed tracking my wife's vibrator"
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Savage or ChatGPT?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Savage or ChatGPT?
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck seen taking orders at a Massachusetts Dunkin' Donuts, possibly to avoid being forced into doing "Gigli 2"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nashville Cop fired after having inappropriate sexual relations with 6 other on-duty cops. In a row
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I caught my wife with my neighbor's teenage son. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I caught my wife with my neighbor's teenage son. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"My fiancé wants to bonk his ex-girlfriend one last time - and said I can join in or watch. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is illegal for unmarried couples to live together in Saudi Arabia, so it seems Cristiano Ronaldo might have to put a ring on it
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police offer $10,000 reward for information on elderly couple's murders at retirement community with "extensive security measures and staff in place" because Benoit Blanc is way too expensive
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Sat December 31, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The sexiest, steamiest, horniest movies of 2022 to get your libido going
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 29 is espouse, as in "Jack met his wife on the internet, making her his espouse"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait. TFA's headline appears to be inferring that there are Adam Driver movies in which he's *not* easy to tune out. That can't be right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama is 100% honest about her marriage. Naturally, Republicans have a problem with this because they have never had multiple affairs, multiple divorces and always respect the sanctity of marriage
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boston is one of the loneliest cities in the US. Maybe if they cut back on the beans it would help
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's always in the last place you look
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My neighbors are running an illegal daycare. Should I turn them in?"
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Sat December 24, 2022
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Humor is 'one of the best things' in marriage". Hey, Dolly ain't wrong here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Venue for couples dying to get married
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Murder (okay, manslaughter) pays
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
The divine transplendance of open borders
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(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Forever supermodel Kathy Ireland has a record imprint, and she's letting the sunshine in to illuminate a 'couple' of R&B/Pop legends
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My ex-wife thinks my new girlfriend is too ugly. What do?"
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Wed December 21, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bob Sugar gets engaged to Laker's Girl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Boston Church says come to Christmas Service and you don't have to pretend to be straight. Unitarian Universalist, that explains it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There is going to be a lot of friction in this marriage, either the good kind or the bad kind, hard to tell which
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Fark says to write a better tagline than the original headline, but I really can't beat "4 steps to inoculate your children against progressive mind virus"
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ken Ham. Democrats are turning America into Sodom and Gomorrah. Also give me all of your money, or God won't love you
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Sun December 18, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Flush from their success in legislating away parents' rights to manage their children's healthcare, states now move upon latest imaginary crisis: holiday schedules for divorced families
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The secret to a successful modern marriage is to simply never see your spouse
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The secret to a successful modern marriage is to simply never see your spouse
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Teen Girl Squad, 2022 edition: Hey, wait, you aren't a teen. And why are you showing us your boyfriend's junk?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I keep trying to stop having sex with my married boss and I worry I might have a problem. What do? Besides keep sleeping with my boss, of course. Can't stop that" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In 2022 "Hollywood (finally) took on intergenerational trauma" says film critic who has never seen a single movie in the past 60 years
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world's highest-paid clown made over a million dollars last year
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Blonde and in a minidress, Aubrey Plaza explains... HEY WAIT FOR THE REST ahh jeez you're gone already well she explains what happened in that unseen sex scene
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Twitch no more
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle Chill?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's official: All people are finally free to get divorced, regardless of orientation
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Tue December 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Christian Walker has set phasers to DESTROY EVERYTHING for those who want to blame him for his father's loss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Indonesian officials announce that Bali's new, ultra-strict sex laws will not apply to tourists, so if you were really hoping for a relaxing week of underage hookers and pre-pubescent boys, game on
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(Dodge Globe)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown newspaper sold to a corp a couple years back, this is now what happens in the obits
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Sun December 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Zers are moving back in with their parents at rates that that make Millennials look like a generation of financial success stories
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those of you on the 5 (or 6)-year college plan shouldn't feel so bad now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dear Farkers that have gone through divorce: I need help getting through this. Any advice is greatly appreciated
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
"Parks and Recreation" actress Helen Slayton-Hughes dies at age 92. Pawnee City Hall to lower their flag to half-staff in her honor
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's like 150 half-naked ravers on your wedding day
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you like your husband you get to keep your husband. Wives too, presumably
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Revenge is a dress best served hot (not safe for work)
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
T. J. Holmeswrecker
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
T. J. Holmeswrecker
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Onions everywhere. Or maybe it's dust
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis' family is praying for a Christmas miracle as he remains trapped in the Nakatomi Tower
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Tue December 06, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
I guess that's one way to settle a dispute over a laundry room door. Not a good way, but then again, this IS Florida
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Mon December 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prepare to be shocked, but it's looking like the conservative Supreme Court justices agree that a bigoted website designer should be allowed to refuse service to gay people. Oh, you're not shocked? Not even a little bit? Alrighty then
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bad morning America
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bad morning America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is hearing an argument today concerning gay rights that could be the beginning of the end for the entire group. Welcome to Gilead, folks
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
I only like my husband when he's drunk
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(Bride & Bloom)
 
 
 
Bacteria-fermented carbohydrates causing flatulence and far too many hamsters
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Places where not to propose marriage? Anyplace where dropping engagement ring is definite show-stopper
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Subby's 95-year-old neighbor isn't asking for much this holiday season. He's just asking for Christmas cards. Let's see if we can help him out. Thank you
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Peter David, one of the best book/comic book/television writers of our time is going through hell right now. And since writers rarely get paid a living wage he could use some help. I'm sure plenty of Farkers are fans so here's his gofundme
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Everyone to be forced to get gay married
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oooooooooookla-__/\_/\_____/\ ____________
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oooooooooookla-__/\_/\_____/\ ____________
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate set to approve same-sex marriage bill that codifies Obergefell into law today. It then only has to be approved by the House and signed by the President before SCROTUS rules it unconstitutional
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm less concerned about my husband having a mistress than I am about her revealing his wedgie fetish" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You must marry your rapist or be punished in Qatar. GQP taking notes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
J. Lo-content
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling pension plan administrator
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Almost everyone is coming Ferrix to "party" with Cassian. The season 1 finale of "Andor" streams on Disney Plus at 3 AM ET. If you don't watch, Mon Mothma will arrange your marriage to a Hutt
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Tue November 22, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Another church joins 158 other Alabama churches voting to leave United Methodist national church over its acceptance of same-sex marriage, 21st Century
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Getting married, but upset that your fiancee's dream wedding dress cost a little more than you're comfortable spending? Just return it without telling her, she'll understand
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Getting married, but upset that your fiancee's dream wedding dress cost a little more than you're comfortable spending? Just return it without telling her, she'll understand
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi found to legally not be mentally ill
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Sun November 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert two nights earlier than is alright
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum on being a dad at 70: I was so preoccupied ... well, you know
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(Today)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum on being a dad at 70: I was so preoccupied ... well, you know
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Richard Wagner's "The Ring of the Florida Man"
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Thu November 17, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro introduces new theory on Martian sexuality, contradicts The Dead Milkmen Conjecture
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says he would rather pay strangers for sex than have sex with me. Should I start to charge him?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 16, 2022
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Senate gets enough votes to advance the Marriage Equality Act to a full vote
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'All I need is one skilled, ethical lawyer to help my father through his divorce.' Bless your heart
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron's fundy sister wants to put Christ back into Christmas movies with a pledge that will surely go over well with much of the motion picture and television industry
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Tue November 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Made up religion makes up new beliefs, again
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
GOP once again blames women for their choice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
... but just because it was the only Tiffany Trump event of all time
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Mon November 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MacKenzie Scott on ex-hubby Jeff Bezos' $100 million award to Dolly Parton: "That's adorable. Here's the $2 billion I've given out so far this year"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate claims to have enough bipartisan votes to pass a marriage equality bill protecting same-sex and interracial relationships
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas man drugs pregnant wife with abortion medications. No word when he'll be hit with the attempted murder charges
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband won't agree to take time out of his work schedule to follow my cycles and won't give me a baby. I have a colleague who is very taken with me; can I just secretly have his child?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm 25 and really like leg warmers. Why can't I get a man?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm 25 and really like leg warmers. Why can't I get a man?
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Jennifer Lopez approves of Jennifer Garner's co-parenting with Ben Affleck
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat"
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman and his wife Amanda Palmer's 11-year "open marriage" is about to get much more open
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty governor
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Becki Falwell said her adultery with pool boy 'gave her a rush'
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Enjoy your meal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ms. Argentina and Ms. Puerto Rico are now Mrs. Argentina-Puerto Rico
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ms. Argentina and Ms. Puerto Rico are now Mrs. Argentina-Puerto Rico
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(Some Tired Mom)
 
 
 
"I always tell people now: My husband had a midlife crisis, found a cult, and left the marriage," Heather says. The cult was Crossfit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Desperate Russian draftees have essentially turned into John C. McGinley from Platoon
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Tue November 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you win $30 million in the lottery, obviously you don't want your wife and kid finding out
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Annie my son and daughter-in-law won't let me see my grandkids just because their baby ate some meth at my house
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Annie my son and daughter-in-law won't let me see my grandkids just because their baby ate some meth at my house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bono reflects on 40 years of marriage, regrets leaving Cher
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Shirley Baskin Familian, who helped found Baskin-Robbins, has died at age 101. Subby will honor her with a 31-flavor salute 🍨
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Fri October 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady announces that he's a free agent
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Thu October 27, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"After sixteen years, my wife just admitted to cheating on me with my best friend friend. What. Do.?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
Hero
 
Ukrainian constitution defines marriage "based on the free consent of a woman and a man," and the constitution cannot legally be altered during wartime. So Zelensky says let's try civil partnership law to get the ball rolling
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover is good to me, except when he plays happy family with his wife and kids. I mean, he has to be playing, right? He wouldn't be pretending with me, would he?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Is it even worth asking the question why non-single people are on dating apps? What could it be? It's a total mystery
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Blood pressure medication is destroying my sex life. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gen-Z loves to eat mor chikin
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Japan's sperm donation law is getting out of hand
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Wed October 19, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday national treasure and master thespian in his own right, John Lithgow
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm really upset my lover is cheating on me. Sure, I'm cheating too so it's hypocrisy, but come on. I'm a dude" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 18, 2022
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
George Strait's marriage is imitating a country song
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Whoops At least you still have the ashes of your loved one for the viewing though
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Grindr, sure our new CFO supports some real assholes and their evil policies, but he's gay so that makes it ogay
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Down by the river
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Sun October 16, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pool boy involved in Jerry Falwell Jr. sandwich describes Falwell's behavior during their first threesome as "disconcerting"
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Twin-engine prop plane makes emergency landing on busy Dallas street, hits power line, speed limit sign on the way down
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a happy ending for Robert Kraft and his girlfriend
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Fri October 14, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Mattel unveils Tina Turner Barbie doll to salute 40th anniversary of iconic singer's biggest hit. Yes, "What's Love Got To Do With It" is 40
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Bang produces another spinoff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Bang produces another spinoff
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I told my wife I would leave her if she went in vacation without me. She jetted off without me, but I'm still here. Should I leave?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Qatar claims its World Cup will be carbon neutral, just like subby's secret marriage to Scarlett Johansson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SCOTUS denied (6-3) the appeal of a TX man convicted of murder, a black man, murdering his white wife, by an all white jury, 4 of whom strongly oppose interracial marriage. The defendant's lawyer didn't mind. SCOTUS did not mind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Emily Ratajkowski is saying there's a chance. Not for me, for my wife
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover promised me everything but he's still with his family. This has been going on for 16 years. Should I keep waiting?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wunderman Thompson)
 
 
 
Relationships are for Boomers. The cool kids do situationships
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