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Mon March 01, 2021       "There is no alternative." This could be bad news for the stock market source: cnbc.com   |   share: 20   Sun February 28, 2021       Girl Scouts breaking down doors in their never ending quest to expand the cookie market source: thelily.com   |   share: 62         Leinenkugel's builds Summer Shandy Ice Shanty after seeing customers constantly misspell name of its flagship beverage. Sing a sea shanty for marketer who came up with this concept source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 34   Sat February 27, 2021       Breakfast pizza? source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: 45         Done, I'm done! Six months later, and my chemo is now finished Subby is hoping that this is truly the end. Gonna be a year before everything gets back to normal source: fark.com   |   share: 59         SEC suspends trading in 15 stocks on the news that poor people are using the market similar to how the rich do source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 32   Fri February 26, 2021       The fat lady's about to sing on Paris' historic bird market source: reuters.com   |   share: 15         The very next day after you get out of the market source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 2         The regular version - basically a dupe of the Chick-fil-A style, with a buttered bun, pickles and a chicken patty - was drier than a subcommittee hearing on C-SPAN source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 21         Draft Kings is a favorite after beating the numbers and signing more playin' playas source: cnbc.com   |   share: 0         Sports talker Colin Cowherd reveals a trick of the trade: He only trolls fanbases in top 10 Nielsen markets because they move the ratings needle. When he bashes Browns and Baker Mayfield, it's legit analysis because Cleveland fans don't matter source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: 17         For those of you who can't cook and have run out of Instant Pot recipes to post source: self.com   |   share: 22   Thu February 25, 2021       The real estate market in Bozeman, Montana is so bonkers that a man is panhandling on Main Street with a cardboard sign begging for someone to sell him a house source: kxlf.com   |   share: 56         Stock Market begins to sell off on news that no one is interested in buying our debt anymore source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 24         I Hate the Robots in Supermarkets source: famadillo.com   |   share: 26         Zillow to start making cash offers based on "Zestimate," which realtor groups have noted can vary by up to 50% from actual local market conditions. What could possibly go wrong? source: cnn.com   |   share: 43         UK supermarket ASDA looking at brown bagging 3,000 jobs source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 2         Reddit servers melt down as WallStreetBets replays another round of the GameStock kick-the-shorts-in-the-nuts game source: brobible.com   |   share: 28   Wed February 24, 2021       HyPerX source: theverge.com   |   share: 12         Remember that GameSTop stock thing? It's happening again source: theverge.com   |   share: 14         Rand Paul has a weird way of caring for black teens source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 54         The housing market might be overheated as everyone spent the past year looking around and saying "What a dump" source: cnn.com   |   share: 19   Tue February 23, 2021       Jerome Powell says "inflation is soft" and challenges CPI to come at him, bro source: cnbc.com   |   share: 47         Wearable contact tracing technology that will vibrate at users who are less than six feet apart? This should be fun source: cp24.com   |   share: 61   Mon February 22, 2021       COVID comic shows how the vaccines work. Missing are the nanobot trackers and obedience agents source: projects.nj.com   |   share: 26   Sun February 21, 2021       Old and busted: electric cars. New hotness: internal combustion. No, subby doesn't have that backwards source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 36   Sat February 20, 2021       Before you sell that rare baseball card for the millions of dollars it's now worth, think for a moment: Wouldn't you rather own cards for the nostalgic value? Wouldn't it be nicer to trade it away like you once did as a child, not profit from it? source: npr.org   |   share: 29         In its lawsuit against Epic, Apple's crack legal team decides that Valve should just give it years of valuable proprietary data because of reasons source: theverge.com   |   share: 38   Fri February 19, 2021       Apparently the Republican's cunning free-market plan in Texas was not thought out all the way through, they've devastated the state with their deregulation source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 178         Because the poors are just going to spend their covid relief checks all at once, the rich will have to pay higher mortgage prices. Thanks a lot, poors source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 23   Thu February 18, 2021       Dutch researchers develop a nose spray that prevents covid infection in ferrets, only remains for them to develop little spray bottles that the ferrets can operate themselves source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 25         A bit of history about the iconic red British phone booth - with no mention of the ironic blue tardis source: messynessychic.com   |   share: 6         Not a Wheelchair is an electric off-road rig that frees paralysed riders from pavement limits source: mymodernmet.com   |   share: 20   Wed February 17, 2021       Would you like an Ice Cube with that marijuana? source: ladbible.com   |   share: 13   Tue February 16, 2021       Nothing acquires Essential source: theverge.com   |   share: 9         Door Dash etc are stock market darlings but the fundamentals still don't make any sense. Unclear which stock fundamentals actually do make sense source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 7   Mon February 15, 2021       "The markets are not a casino." Sure Jan source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 47         Congress to investigate Stockghazi source: mediaite.com   |   share: 118         Bill Gates: Solving Covid easy compared with climate. Welp, we're boned source: bbc.com   |   share: 12         Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop launches new vibrator for V Day source: tmz.com   |   share: 39   Sun February 14, 2021       LEGO policy bans toys with armaments. So naturally there is a thriving bazaar aftermarket for guns, bombs and build your own tank kits source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 64   Sat February 13, 2021 (Some Real Estate Guy)       Nelly's fixer upper St Louis mansion can be yours for $599K source: realtor.com   |   share: 44   Fri February 12, 2021       Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17         Intel decides to market sour grapes instead of apples source: macrumors.com   |   share: 24   Thu February 11, 2021       "Oh thank God, I was craving those" said absolutely NO ONE source: usatoday.com   |   share: 27         This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had its torn plantar plate successfully surgically repaired source: nfl.com   |   share: 1   (Some Guy)       Fake news detectors can now spot attempts to manipulate stock markets. You know, like those product announcements and scientific discovers always announced a week before a financial quarter's end source: uni-goettingen.de   |   share: 4         Taylor Swift begins re-releasing "director's cuts" of her old albums starting tonight. In related news, subby is 3D printing all of the old GI Joe toys that his mom sold at the flea market source: cnbc.com   |   share: 20   Wed February 10, 2021       A piece of virtual land on blockchain marketplace and gaming platform Axie Infinity has just sold for 888.25 ether, roughly $1.5 million at the time source: tech.slashdot.org   |   share: 13         It's not a flying car, but would you settle for a flying taxi? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4         Stock market rally continues as companies cut costs -- mostly labor. This is not a repeat from every 5 years since 1980 source: cnbc.com   |   share: 40   Tue February 09, 2021       Oh boy, just what I've always wanted...a mobile office van so I can take my work with me when I go on a road trip source: cnn.com   |   share: 14   Mon February 08, 2021       Reddit blew their whole marketing budget on a 5 second Superb Owl ad source: mashable.com   |   share: 6         Fake car company to accept fake money in elaborate multi-decade trolling effort source: cnbc.com   |   share: 47   Sun February 07, 2021       Pod People source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 28   Sat February 06, 2021       There is having a bad hair day...and then there is "having 150 'Bunchems' snarled in your hair" bad hair day source: boingboing.net   |   share: 42   Fri February 05, 2021       Thing has a new buddy source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 11         Snail noodles and huge vats of bubble tea are helping China's KFC get through source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 7         There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an investor in the depths of an ether binge. And with it hitting a new high over $1700 I knew more of them'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon source: cnbc.com   |   share: 16         Peloton will pump $100M into delivery logistics to keep things moving source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 2         Dummies' case for air fryers to the left. Home chefs, who only use duck fat from Serbia and ferment their own soybeans, telling you how they're a gimmick to the right. Smart cooks who use countertop convection ovens appropriately -- yer out of luck source: esquire.com   |   share: 18         Ralph Lauren is not looking very stylish these days source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 5   Thu February 04, 2021       Xilinx to supply chips to Fujitsu for U.S. 5G network gear, Bill Gates' tracking chips, vaccination listening posts, reverse vampires, the Rand Corp source: reuters.com   |   share: 2         The true secret to ongoing success in the stock market? Be lazy. Be very, very lazy. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED source: nytimes.com   |   share: 30   Wed February 03, 2021       Popeyes is giving you free chicken tenders if you know your stock market codes source: delish.com   |   share: 5         Super Bowl betting expected to be down 37%, due to you know what source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Tue February 02, 2021       For those times when you want to experience an alternate reality, Jet Blue introduces suites on Trans-Atlantic flights that feature sliding doors source: cnbc.com   |   share: 5         Looks like #wallstreetbets is entering the "finding out" portion of their little stock market experiment source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 123         Get in on the ground floor, the stonks figurine market is about to explode source: theverge.com   |   share: 5         Selective market intervention has restored the proper order with GameStop plummeting and the DJIA very happy source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11         Supermarket moves items to another aisle. I will never shop there again-ality ensues source: northamptonchron.co.uk   |   share: 117         The Capitol rioter described as Pink Hat Bullhorn Woman turns out to be an ordinary homeschooling, yoga-doing, farmers-market-vending Pennsylvania mom of 8, radicalized by Facebook source: newyorker.com   |   share: 256   Mon February 01, 2021 (Realtor.com)       Someone in Palm Springs, CA, *really* likes purple. Or blue. You decide source: realtor.com   |   share: 54         The WallStreetBets Army of Retail Traders is going to learn this week that Hedge Funds would rather tank the entire market than let them win. Hold onto your butts source: cnbc.com   |   share: 128         Redditors are now targeting the Silver market. The Hunt brothers last seen furiously seen taking notes source: cnbc.com   |   share: 60   Sun January 31, 2021       Reddit crowd now attacking the silver market, major bullion sites sold out or are not allowing orders until premarket pricing is updated tonight source: twitter.com   |   share: 73         This beer is the bomb. Difficulty: Literally source: bestlifeonline.com   |   share: 28         Keurig to settle class action lawsuit, one tiny payout at a time source: yahoo.com   |   share: 14   Sat January 30, 2021       Hey, what is the nice and friendly Publix supermarket chain doing in the PolTab? (clicks link) Oh dear, some serious damage control is going to be needed on this one source: tampabay.com   |   share: 231   Fri January 29, 2021       One good business casualty of the pandemic -- Multilevel marketing source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 23         US Intelligence warns that Chinese govt is stealing Americans' DNA. Probably to stop them reproducing source: inquisitr.com   |   share: 77         Those scamps on Reddit have stanked the stonks source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 267         For no reason in particular, A step-by-step guide to short-selling stonks source: marketplace.org   |   share: 41         Wall Street hits the panic button source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 103         Gamestop jumps again at the open, hitting the price level known as One Switch Plus Six Funko POPs source: cnbc.com   |   share: 7         Gamestop jumps again at the open, hitting the price level known as One Switch Plus Six Funko POPs source: cnbc.com   |   share: 7         University professor believes the Gamestop stock fiasco was caused by A) weak regulations that let players manipulate the market, B) Hedge fund managers and their uncontrolled greed, or C) women won't have sex with him source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 33   Thu January 28, 2021       Fed Chairman Powell doesn't see risks to market stability or bubbles, then asks who else got in on GameStop, AMC, or Tootsie Roll source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Market manipulation is ok cause people eat Big Macs or something source: twitter.com   |   share: 36         Convicted insider trader and bailer-outer of GameStop short sellers gloats about market manipulation source: twitter.com   |   share: 20         Billionaires and their friends on market risk and volatility: good for thee but not for me source: cnet.com   |   share: 11   (Should Be)       What are you holding onto in the (vain) hope that it will be worth something later on? source: moneypop.com   |   share: 89         GameStop exposed the fraudulent stock market source: axios.com   |   share: 68         Boeing's latest financial reports indicate that its 2020 profits looked something like the flight trajectory of a 737 Max source: npr.org   |   share: 2   Wed January 27, 2021       The peasants are revolting. While the GameStop stock run-up continues, institutional investors and hedge funds are having a "good for me but not for thee" moment source: cnbc.com   |   share: 143         Gamestop's stonk surge has added $2B in wealth to the company's three largest shareholders. And in typical Gamestop fashion, they'll get $17 when they try to sell source: cnbc.com   |   share: 78         Having saved Gamestonk from oblivion, those lovable scamps from that other message board turn their attention to saving AMC's movie theaters, while screwing hedge funds in the process source: cnbc.com   |   share: 82   Tue January 26, 2021       Short sellers are down $91B in January, driven mainly by their correct assertion that GameStop does suck ass, but their failure to realize the stonk would still go up source: cnbc.com   |   share: 190         Martha Stewart launching line of cannabis products for dogs. Snoop visibly disappointed source: nypost.com   |   share: 33         Biden reopening the ACA marketplace to ensure Americans have health coverage source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 113         Gluten-free Oreos are being turned into gluten-free stout proving there's hope for pretty much anything source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 13   Mon January 25, 2021       Why are markets going crazy? Because we can't keep it in our pants source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 3         US Nissan dealers, having seen their sales crater by a third, want back in on the now-lucrative off-roader market with a new Xterra. Difficulty: Nissan is darned near broke source: autoblog.com   |   share: 34         Do we? Really? source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 24   Sun January 24, 2021       Won't someone please think of the markets source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11   Sat January 23, 2021       I don't understand the problem. The market has spoken. Can he not just pick himself up by his bootstraps? (Link updated) source: deadspin.com   |   share: 332         1) Don't check local regs for testing requirements 2) Price your product 25% over market 3) ??? 4) Blame China for your business failing source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 48   (Some Guy, eh)       Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates source: chathamvoice.com   |   share: 74   Fri January 22, 2021       Biden: Janet Yellen needs a "Hamilton" type musical. Marketplace: Hey Dessa, can you do this? Dessa: Mic drop source: marketplace.org   |   share: 30         Chick-Fil-A rolls out a new sandwich to compete with Popeyes. In other news, Boston Market is still in business source: usatoday.com   |   share: 28         All Inauguration guests with the pumped-up kicks better run, better run, outrun my Op-Ed source: cnn.com   |   share: 35         Local pharmacy chain vaccinates thousands, plans clinic openings, and now that it is in the media, perhaps a marketing strategy to consider a rebrand, because, uh, phrasing? source: wjactv.com   |   share: 29         Biden talks like a centrist but acts like a Liberal source: axios.com   |   share: 230   Thu January 21, 2021       Economic recovery continues under the Biden administration. "Wanted by the FBI" reward market sees a 50 percent gain source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 25   Wed January 20, 2021       Biden's policies should drive stock market higher, likely allowing the Dow and S&P to magically transform into something relevant to everyday people source: cnbc.com   |   share: 96         Remember how Trump bragged how he was good for the stock market? Um yeah, about that source: thehill.com   |   share: 18   (Some Guy)       Land-filling old solar panels is a problem? Not if you sell your old ones on the hopping aftermarket. "If it's a working solar panel, there is always a buyer" source: solarpowerworldonline.com   |   share: 17   Tue January 19, 2021       Trump prediction: "if Biden wins, the stock market will crash." Let's see how that turned out source: twitter.com   |   share: 42         BenAna split source: pagesix.com   |   share: 44   Sun January 17, 2021       Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 23   Fri January 15, 2021       Ice cream tests positive - for DELICIOUSNESS. And covid source: news.sky.com   |   share: 13   Thu January 14, 2021       It's all fun and games throwing Trump out of Twitter and Facebook, until you realize your market value took a $51 billion hit source: markets.businessinsider.com   |   share: 112         Despite huge unemployment numbers, Dow opens in the positive as traders just can't wait to see Biden unveil his package source: cnbc.com   |   share: 3         For when you want all of the pine resin but none of the buzz, non-alcoholic IPAs are hitting the market source: mlive.com   |   share: 17   Wed January 13, 2021       "The balance of class, trash, and bigotry that creates a prophet of anyone who can wrap hatred in a package that looks enough like legitimate heritage to make it marketable" source: jezebel.com   |   share: 29         Local couple introduces breakfast cereal for fad diet. "Paleohs". Bonus: they look like dry dog food source: mlive.com   |   share: 19         Good news: Mary-Kate Olsen is back on the market source: pagesix.com   |   share: 72         Book poseurs are a thing now, and books-as-decor business evolved with the pandemic, proving there is a bigger market for books nobody reads than books people want to read source: politico.com   |   share: 45   Tue January 12, 2021       Passenger drone firm could produce first mass-market "flying car" now that it has access to deeper funding and supply chain resources. Difficulty: It's parterning with Fiat Chrysler source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14         Moderna, one of the makers of the COVID-19 Vaccine, is going to try to create a vaccine for HIV source: qz.com   |   share: 22         To promote the upcoming movie The Batman, you may soon find Riddler's Brew on the soda aisle. It's dark blue Mountain Dew source: yahoo.com   |   share: 14         For a little less than $10 Million, you could buy sportscar constructor Lola. L-O-L-A Lola source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 11   Mon January 11, 2021       Finally your dreams of doing anything in church can be done here. Only $800K. Cemetery and ghosts included source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 34         Parler sues Amazon for refusing to host its website. There is precedent for this as I've sued Fark for not hosting my Bob Barker erotic fan faction writings source: cnn.com   |   share: 105         In case you were worried the stock market was starting to look like a 1990s bubble, have no fear: Dr Martens is filing for an IPO source: bbc.com   |   share: 21         UK supermarket employees say they're now forgotten key workers source: theguardian.com   |   share: 7   Thu January 07, 2021       When a deodorant whose target market is teenage boys does more to condemn a violent insurrection than the president of the United States source: twitter.com   |   share: 52         First they made fake chicken, then fake beef, but is the world ready for fake decapod crustaceans source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 16         Facebook: We're appealing that ruling we stole tech. Italian judge: Ok, how does a fine that's ten times larger feel? Do you like that? Care to poke some more? Ciao source: theregister.com   |   share: 5         In case you needed a reminder of how disconnected the stock market is from reality, it hit an all time high yesterday source: thehill.com   |   share: 27   Wed January 06, 2021       Governor Cuomo now open to mobile sports betting and legalizing pot in NY. NJ just smiles and waves; smiles, giggles, places a bet, goes for munchies and waves source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 7         On Georgia Senate news, cannabis stonks are so farking high they can hear their heart beating through their toes source: cnn.com   |   share: 7         Impossible Foods cuts prices for the second time in less than a year. Not only do they want to meet meat, they want to beat it source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         German inflation remains in negative in December. Know who else experienced deflation? source: reuters.com   |   share: 8         Brexit is causing Paris to run short on British food. Apparently this is a problem source: reuters.com   |   share: 17   Tue January 05, 2021       Yanks: Y'know, we haven't signed a full blown head case since what, A-Rod? Rickey Henderson? Clemens? We're due source: nj.com   |   share: 14         The Tipsy Pickle incident source: wcax.com   |   share: 8   Mon January 04, 2021       The LA Chargers have parted ways with Anthony Lynn source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 27         Top 50 'worst' towns in UK revealed - Twist: There are only 49 towns in the UK (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 59         Trump: "If (Biden) is elected, the stock market will crash." Stock market: "Um yeah, about that" source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 81         Fifth Polish supermarket targeted with explosives in the Netherlands. Police still clueless. Subby suspects the German supermarket chain Aldi wants to expand, create lebensraum source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 30         Subby is trying to quit tobacco. Chewing bubble gum like crazy. Found out chewing gum these days causes intense farts and diarrhea when consumed in large amounts. Can anyone suggest a gum that isn't mint flavor that won't make me shiat in public? source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 35   Sat January 02, 2021       Tesla ends 2020 with 3x the market cap of Toyota. Also notches 1/3rd sales, 1/20th profit, and 1000x the CEO gaffes of Toyota source: au.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 93         Lucky Brit nabs £39 million (€44 million) in Euromillions lottery, which would have only been worth £31.5 million if he had won it in late 2015. Finally somebody wins from Brexit source: bbc.com   |   share: 11   Thu December 31, 2020 (Some beach bum)       Becky's neighbors just sold their vacation cottage source: whatsupnewp.com   |   share: 20   Wed December 30, 2020       Picture-perfect century-old home in Vermont now on the market for less than $200,000. Bonus: attached Alcatraz-style jail source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 60   Tue December 29, 2020       Plump British sausage no longer welcome in the EU source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 71         Not a suggestion, but if you were thinking of leaving the country anyway, it's a seller's market source: ktla.com   |   share: 2         Libertarian from a "free-market" think tank wants you to know Green Energy is not the way of the future and we should leave our energy policy to any corporation willing to pay for it source: usatoday.com   |   share: 66   Mon December 28, 2020 (Some Guy)       Millions of Americans are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of small businesses are now closed across the nation ...but hey the stock market is soaring source: morningstar.com   |   share: 12         Most of the (entitled) British tourists told to self-isolate at upmarket Swiss ski resort flee in the night source: theguardian.com   |   share: 54   Sat December 26, 2020       Woman drives over cliff, mistakenly thinking there was a farmers' market below source: cnn.com   |   share: 32   Fri December 25, 2020       Neverland - now 78% off source: bbc.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 24, 2020       Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Puns source: fark.com   |   share: 10   Wed December 23, 2020       You had me at 'butt-less pajamas' source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 63         Peloton makes a move, rides to a new high source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 11   Tue December 22, 2020       The invisible hand of the Free Market™ kills off alt-right hangout just in time for Christmas source: theverge.com   |   share: 46         Tesla stock is worth more than the top 7 automakers Combined, yet Tesla has a tiny fraction of the revenue. Once again for the cheap seats: the Stock Market isn't the Economy source: axios.com   |   share: 78   Mon December 21, 2020       China's stock market plunges due to fears of new mutant Covid-19 strain source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 18   (Some Guy)       Airbag pants might save your ass (or in the case of Takata airbag pants, blow your ass away) source: newatlas.com   |   share: 13   Sun December 20, 2020       Coming eventually to a supermarket parking lot near you, GM's new vehicle for the military which is 90% derived from a Chevy Colorado and yet still costs over $330,000 per vehicle source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 44   Sat December 19, 2020       Weird fast food marketing, new music, and a good bit of war history are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 6-12: Squash edition source: fark.com   |   share: 19   Fri December 18, 2020       Alberta mansion sells for US$8 and a candy bar source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 61         With its seventh straight weekly gain oil is closer to the anus than it's been in the past nine months source: reuters.com   |   share: 7         Why would anyone negotiate to buy my house when theirs isn't even on the market? Bonus: they can't even afford my house because their loan officer screwed up source: fark.com   |   share: 35         Of course the hospital marketing guy gets a COVID shot but the nurses and doctors...meh, not so much source: politico.com   |   share: 14         Tesla Cybertruck Hot Wheels toy ships late. Just like real Tesla cars source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 5   Thu December 17, 2020       Cryptocurrency futures exchange sets up a market for unsecured lending to increase efficiency and streamline the process for traders to lose their money source: msn.com   |   share: 11         Checks link. Checks wallet. Checks bank account. Checks 401k. Maybe source: slate.com   |   share: 46   Wed December 16, 2020       Stock price of upmarket toaster maker pops 88 percent on market debut, as investors realize for just $225 anyone can make artisanal toast at home without a filthy hipster middleman source: reuters.com   |   share: 18   Tue December 15, 2020       Ambassadorships have long been a perk for mega-donors, regardless of party. "Nobody else has an open market on ambassadorships. If we really believed in capitalism, we would list these postings on eBay" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 22         Make up your mind Wall Street. Is the vaccine good or bad for the market? source: forbes.com   |   share: 16         3 hinges? Foldable phones more dainty than a southern debutante. "Their screens can't use proper tempered glass, and are instead coated in a flimsy layer of polymer that picks up more scratches than an un-neutered cat in mating season" source: theregister.com   |   share: 15         A look ahead at the 2021 Stock Market source: usatoday.com   |   share: 4   Mon December 14, 2020       Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo pledge to making gaming safer. Especially Nintendo since their Wii controllers were responsible for several war crimes source: venturebeat.com   |   share: 16         In other news, Bed Bath & Beyond still had something worth selling source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11         Canadia's most expensive housing market expected to recouver in 2021 source: msn.com   |   share: 5   Sat December 12, 2020       Happy 10th birthday to the Nissan Leaf, the first mass-market EV sold in the US source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 25   Fri December 11, 2020       Barry Gibb on Christmas songs: " I think it was appropriate maybe 50 years ago. These days I think it's too much of a marketing trick" source: yahoo.com   |   share: 31   Thu December 10, 2020       Airbnb jumps over 100% in IPO, quickly exceeding the total market cap of companies like Marriott and Hilton, who repeatedly insist that we not crash on the couches in their lobbies for $27/night source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14         US workers file 853,000 new jobless claims as COVID lockdowns pressure labor markets. So much winning or whining source: nypost.com   |   share: 11         How are countries doing five years after the Paris climate deal? Some irrelevant countries are reducing CO2 emissions while the only one that counts projects increases for the next decade source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 8   Wed December 09, 2020       Post Malone helps promote abstinence at his old high school source: tmz.com   |   share: 25         Third Polish supermarket in the Netherlands hit by explosion, possibly caused by a disgruntled customer who couldn't find the pledge source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 42         Lowe's expects 22% increase in sales this year as people sat at home, looked around, and realize they lived in a dump source: cnbc.com   |   share: 80         Owner of Massachusetts marijuana store's new marketing plan: Cater specifically to users who get wasted every day. Next up: Liquor stores who specifically cater to people who get drunk every day source: masslive.com   |   share: 14   Tue December 08, 2020       Now you can buy a "fairy tale" castle in Lake Peekskill, NY, for just $675K. Just in case you're thinking you're really wealthy and want to get stormed by the pitchfork wielding crowd source: nypost.com   |   share: 14         Blasts damage two Polish markets in the Netherlands. Blasts in nether regions blamed on Polish sausages source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 45   (Some Guy)       For when paranoid gold hoarders still need the convenience of a credit card source: glintpay.com   |   share: 5         Trying to befriend huge Twitter subculture, brand marketers from Hyundai and Samsung to Barbie and Chips Ahoy are openly stanning K-Pop artists. "The worst offender by far in 2020 has been the official account for Bagel Bites" source: teenvogue.com   |   share: 11   Mon December 07, 2020       I gave them my heart. They gave me a pen source: espn.com   |   share: 5         In an attempt to get drugmakers to bid against each other for US market, the King of Deals walked away from a deal for more vaccine doses from Pfizer, an American company, which now will send more doses to the EU source: dailykos.com   |   share: 90         Go, Cubs, Go get another marketing slogan source: twitter.com   |   share: 21         Well, the three-legged cat came back, he couldn't stay away, he was living with his furever family the very next day source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 5         Sensual in a super market? We're not in a Wal- Mart anymore Martha source: theguardian.com   |   share: 47         Seven years ago, Nick Saban told the University of Texas "No thanks" to replacing a coach before he was fired. Now Urban Meyer said the same thing. No matter the timeframe, the Longhorns continue to use their delusion source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 23         Driver mistakes garden center for flea market, or possibly shooting range source: nypost.com   |   share: 7         "Mastercard investigates Pornhub for allegations of child abuse" So major corporations are now law enforcement agencies? Man, this viral marketing for Cyberpunk 2077 is getting out of hand source: cnn.com   |   share: 66         Charlie Brown may be a blockhead but at least his holiday special helped end the nightmare that was the aluminum Christmas tree. A pictorial of merry mid-century mayhem source: vintag.es   |   share: 62         The global ad market is rebounding quicker than anticipated from the Covid-19 lockdown, because you can never truly kill an ad source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 7   Fri December 04, 2020 (Some Panzer Making Guy)       Not happy with the level of detail currently available in 1:1 kits on the market, a bunch of guys decide to scratch build their own source: panzerfabrik.net   |   share: 10   Thu December 03, 2020       You can now take Mr. Tinkles along with you on your next outdoor adventure and he gets his own tiny tent source: nerdist.com   |   share: 17         At this rate, Google is going to completely run out of AR/VR projects that it can kill source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 4         Good news Mets fans. The 26-year-old daughter of billionaire Mets owner Steve Cohen is back on the market, as if you have a chance of getting to first base and not striking out, even if you get up to the plate source: pagesix.com   |   share: 16         United States sees a new record under Trump. Since this isn't in the Business tab, you can guess it is not about the stock market source: forexlive.com   |   share: 118         At this point, it's aliens, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick, or a marketing stunt source: cnet.com   |   share: 64   Wed December 02, 2020       Politicians finally do something useful: tell constituents to get drunk source: cnn.com   |   share: 35         Bob Dylan drops 1970 session with George Harrison at single UK shop with no fanfare. "This release is strictly limited to 1 unit per customer. Extremely limited release. It will sell out instantly." May the odds be ever in your fa--and it's sold out source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 18         Pier 1's owner buys bankrupt Stein Mart and will relaunch next year, saying there's plenty more room for sucky bankrupt brands to fail in this market source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14   Tue December 01, 2020       Air curtains could bring back all-you-can-eat buffets. OPERATION WARP SPEED, ENGAGE source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 59         Samsung Galaxy Note will no longer threaten to explode in 2021 source: reuters.com   |   share: 14         Knock knock. Penny? Knock knock. Penny? Knock knock. Penny? Leonard is on the market again source: people.com   |   share: 44         Badgers? We don't need no STEEKING BADGERS source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 5   Mon November 30, 2020       Barack Obama's old rent-controlled apartment near Columbia University is now on the market for $1.45 million. Probably will still have smells of his Brut spray deodorant, cheap upper Manhattan weed if you're lucky source: westsiderag.com   |   share: 21   Sat November 28, 2020       Absurd food marketing ideas, absurd alcohol marketing ideas, and absurd tourism marketing ideas are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 15-21: Leftover Turkey Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 26   Fri November 27, 2020       For those of you who still went out shopping for Black Friday, any fun stories from it? source: fark.com   |   share: 19         "Moorish Sovereign Citizens" are walking up to houses, claiming ownership and demanding the occupants leave, as police and the FBI expect Moor trouble source: kiro7.com   |   share: 283   Thu November 26, 2020       Don't click and look, this woman has clearly gone nuts in a supermarket by smashing every booze bottle she can get her crazy hands on source: thesun.ie   |   share: 98         With coronavirus cases spiking across the country, Arizona decides now is a great time to launch a multi-million dollar marketing campaign encouraging tourists to come visit the state source: azfamily.com   |   share: 36   Wed November 25, 2020       Consumer Reports' top rated driving assistant isn't Tesla's Autopilot or GM's lidar and mapped SuperCruise, it's the aftermarket $1K Comma AI from PS3 cracker George Hotz. Fark: on a $20K Toyota Corolla source: thedrive.com   |   share: 23         Remember when Comcast was trying to act differently during the pandemic? Well, much like the proverbial scorpion, natural instincts eventually take over source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 32         Trump and Giuliani cancel presser at Pittsburgh Windham & Leibovich psychotherapists' parking lot, behind the Indian supermarket, across from the 7-Eleven source: post-gazette.com   |   share: 168   Sat November 21, 2020       At Shenzhen market, questionable electronics are OUT, questionable beauty and cosmetic products are IN source: reuters.com   |   share: 5   Fri November 20, 2020       British supermarkets are the 'most common place to catch the dreaded Covid'...also good for catching what's known as British food disease source: the-sun.com   |   share: 7   Wed November 18, 2020       "So, I hear you're in the market for a fine, previously-owned fighter aircraft. Take a look at this F-35, the last owner was a little old lady who only ever crashed it on Sundays." *wing falls off* source: thedrive.com   |   share: 56   Tue November 17, 2020       "Inside the Chaotic, Cutthroat Gray Market for N95 Masks", a treatise of the joys of an unfettered free market while farking the greater good source: nytimes.com   |   share: 17         Here's a "unique pig couch" available for just $250 on Craigslist ...you know, in case you're you in the market for a new pig couch source: twitter.com   |   share: 40   Mon November 16, 2020       Say, that is a good point. How *has* the market done since Biden was declared the winner on November 7? source: twitter.com   |   share: 57   Sun November 15, 2020       In introducing the new Sixers' uniforms, the marketing director managed to insult the team's fans, the city, and most importantly, hockey. Gritty unavailable for comment, although the sound of blade sharpening was heard from his dressing room source: inquirer.com   |   share: 27   Thu November 12, 2020       Why does Apple use one-letter acronyms for their chips? "We're brilliant marketers that way" source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 19         Aaaaaaannnd...there goes the stock market source: thehill.com   |   share: 33         The oil markets won't get a boost from a vaccine source: axios.com   |   share: 9   Tue November 10, 2020       Stock market continues to leave tech stocks, boost others. Because the hope of a Covid vaccine means we'll burn all of our phones so 5G can never bother us again source: cnbc.com   |   share: 10   Mon November 09, 2020       With a $150bil market at stake, Xbox vs. PS is no game source: reuters.com   |   share: 21         Trump: "If [Biden] is elected, the stock market will crash." Yeah, about that... source: cnbc.com   |   share: 143   Thu November 05, 2020       Kooked-up Pastafarian buys 'gobsmacking' amount of pasta in supermarket ahead of UK lockdown, will probably bathe in it to cleanse himself of the coronavirus source: standard.co.uk   |   share: 28   Tue November 03, 2020       McDonald's founder Ray Kroc's California ranch goes on the market for $29 million. He probably tricked the previous owners into selling it to him for $100k, but that's life source: cnbc.com   |   share: 27   Mon November 02, 2020       Captain Obvious, please pick up a white courtesy telephone: Mitsubishi decides that now is not a good time to break into the passenger jet market source: theregister.com   |   share: 16

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