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Mon March 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is no alternative." This could be bad news for the stock market
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The Lily)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts breaking down doors in their never ending quest to expand the cookie market
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Leinenkugel's builds Summer Shandy Ice Shanty after seeing customers constantly misspell name of its flagship beverage. Sing a sea shanty for marketer who came up with this concept
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Breakfast pizza?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Done, I'm done! Six months later, and my chemo is now finished Subby is hoping that this is truly the end. Gonna be a year before everything gets back to normal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SEC suspends trading in 15 stocks on the news that poor people are using the market similar to how the rich do
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The fat lady's about to sing on Paris' historic bird market
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The very next day after you get out of the market
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The regular version - basically a dupe of the Chick-fil-A style, with a buttered bun, pickles and a chicken patty - was drier than a subcommittee hearing on C-SPAN
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Draft Kings is a favorite after beating the numbers and signing more playin' playas
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports talker Colin Cowherd reveals a trick of the trade: He only trolls fanbases in top 10 Nielsen markets because they move the ratings needle. When he bashes Browns and Baker Mayfield, it's legit analysis because Cleveland fans don't matter
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
For those of you who can't cook and have run out of Instant Pot recipes to post
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Thu February 25, 2021
(KXLF)
 
 
 
The real estate market in Bozeman, Montana is so bonkers that a man is panhandling on Main Street with a cardboard sign begging for someone to sell him a house
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock Market begins to sell off on news that no one is interested in buying our debt anymore
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
I Hate the Robots in Supermarkets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zillow to start making cash offers based on "Zestimate," which realtor groups have noted can vary by up to 50% from actual local market conditions. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK supermarket ASDA looking at brown bagging 3,000 jobs
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Reddit servers melt down as WallStreetBets replays another round of the GameStock kick-the-shorts-in-the-nuts game
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
HyPerX
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember that GameSTop stock thing? It's happening again
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rand Paul has a weird way of caring for black teens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The housing market might be overheated as everyone spent the past year looking around and saying "What a dump"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jerome Powell says "inflation is soft" and challenges CPI to come at him, bro
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Wearable contact tracing technology that will vibrate at users who are less than six feet apart? This should be fun
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
COVID comic shows how the vaccines work. Missing are the nanobot trackers and obedience agents
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old and busted: electric cars. New hotness: internal combustion. No, subby doesn't have that backwards
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Sat February 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Before you sell that rare baseball card for the millions of dollars it's now worth, think for a moment: Wouldn't you rather own cards for the nostalgic value? Wouldn't it be nicer to trade it away like you once did as a child, not profit from it?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In its lawsuit against Epic, Apple's crack legal team decides that Valve should just give it years of valuable proprietary data because of reasons
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently the Republican's cunning free-market plan in Texas was not thought out all the way through, they've devastated the state with their deregulation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Because the poors are just going to spend their covid relief checks all at once, the rich will have to pay higher mortgage prices. Thanks a lot, poors
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Thu February 18, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Dutch researchers develop a nose spray that prevents covid infection in ferrets, only remains for them to develop little spray bottles that the ferrets can operate themselves
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
A bit of history about the iconic red British phone booth - with no mention of the ironic blue tardis
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Not a Wheelchair is an electric off-road rig that frees paralysed riders from pavement limits
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Wed February 17, 2021
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Would you like an Ice Cube with that marijuana?
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing acquires Essential
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Door Dash etc are stock market darlings but the fundamentals still don't make any sense. Unclear which stock fundamentals actually do make sense
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"The markets are not a casino." Sure Jan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Congress to investigate Stockghazi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: Solving Covid easy compared with climate. Welp, we're boned
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop launches new vibrator for V Day
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Sun February 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
LEGO policy bans toys with armaments. So naturally there is a thriving bazaar aftermarket for guns, bombs and build your own tank kits
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Some Real Estate Guy)
 
 
 
Nelly's fixer upper St Louis mansion can be yours for $599K
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Intel decides to market sour grapes instead of apples
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Thu February 11, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Oh thank God, I was craving those" said absolutely NO ONE
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(NFL)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had its torn plantar plate successfully surgically repaired
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fake news detectors can now spot attempts to manipulate stock markets. You know, like those product announcements and scientific discovers always announced a week before a financial quarter's end
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift begins re-releasing "director's cuts" of her old albums starting tonight. In related news, subby is 3D printing all of the old GI Joe toys that his mom sold at the flea market
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
A piece of virtual land on blockchain marketplace and gaming platform Axie Infinity has just sold for 888.25 ether, roughly $1.5 million at the time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's not a flying car, but would you settle for a flying taxi?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market rally continues as companies cut costs -- mostly labor. This is not a repeat from every 5 years since 1980
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh boy, just what I've always wanted...a mobile office van so I can take my work with me when I go on a road trip
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Reddit blew their whole marketing budget on a 5 second Superb Owl ad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fake car company to accept fake money in elaborate multi-decade trolling effort
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pod People
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There is having a bad hair day...and then there is "having 150 'Bunchems' snarled in your hair" bad hair day
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Thing has a new buddy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Snail noodles and huge vats of bubble tea are helping China's KFC get through
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an investor in the depths of an ether binge. And with it hitting a new high over $1700 I knew more of them'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peloton will pump $100M into delivery logistics to keep things moving
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Dummies' case for air fryers to the left. Home chefs, who only use duck fat from Serbia and ferment their own soybeans, telling you how they're a gimmick to the right. Smart cooks who use countertop convection ovens appropriately -- yer out of luck
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren is not looking very stylish these days
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Xilinx to supply chips to Fujitsu for U.S. 5G network gear, Bill Gates' tracking chips, vaccination listening posts, reverse vampires, the Rand Corp
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The true secret to ongoing success in the stock market? Be lazy. Be very, very lazy. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes is giving you free chicken tenders if you know your stock market codes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl betting expected to be down 37%, due to you know what
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Tue February 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For those times when you want to experience an alternate reality, Jet Blue introduces suites on Trans-Atlantic flights that feature sliding doors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like #wallstreetbets is entering the "finding out" portion of their little stock market experiment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Get in on the ground floor, the stonks figurine market is about to explode
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Selective market intervention has restored the proper order with GameStop plummeting and the DJIA very happy
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(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
 
 
Supermarket moves items to another aisle. I will never shop there again-ality ensues
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Capitol rioter described as Pink Hat Bullhorn Woman turns out to be an ordinary homeschooling, yoga-doing, farmers-market-vending Pennsylvania mom of 8, radicalized by Facebook
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
Someone in Palm Springs, CA, *really* likes purple. Or blue. You decide
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WallStreetBets Army of Retail Traders is going to learn this week that Hedge Funds would rather tank the entire market than let them win. Hold onto your butts
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Redditors are now targeting the Silver market. The Hunt brothers last seen furiously seen taking notes
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reddit crowd now attacking the silver market, major bullion sites sold out or are not allowing orders until premarket pricing is updated tonight
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
This beer is the bomb. Difficulty: Literally
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Keurig to settle class action lawsuit, one tiny payout at a time
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Hey, what is the nice and friendly Publix supermarket chain doing in the PolTab? (clicks link) Oh dear, some serious damage control is going to be needed on this one
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Fri January 29, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
One good business casualty of the pandemic -- Multilevel marketing
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
US Intelligence warns that Chinese govt is stealing Americans' DNA. Probably to stop them reproducing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Those scamps on Reddit have stanked the stonks
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
For no reason in particular, A step-by-step guide to short-selling stonks
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Wall Street hits the panic button
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop jumps again at the open, hitting the price level known as One Switch Plus Six Funko POPs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop jumps again at the open, hitting the price level known as One Switch Plus Six Funko POPs
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
University professor believes the Gamestop stock fiasco was caused by A) weak regulations that let players manipulate the market, B) Hedge fund managers and their uncontrolled greed, or C) women won't have sex with him
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Powell doesn't see risks to market stability or bubbles, then asks who else got in on GameStop, AMC, or Tootsie Roll
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Market manipulation is ok cause people eat Big Macs or something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Convicted insider trader and bailer-outer of GameStop short sellers gloats about market manipulation
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Billionaires and their friends on market risk and volatility: good for thee but not for me
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(Should Be)
 
 
 
What are you holding onto in the (vain) hope that it will be worth something later on?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GameStop exposed the fraudulent stock market
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Boeing's latest financial reports indicate that its 2020 profits looked something like the flight trajectory of a 737 Max
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Wed January 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The peasants are revolting. While the GameStop stock run-up continues, institutional investors and hedge funds are having a "good for me but not for thee" moment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestop's stonk surge has added $2B in wealth to the company's three largest shareholders. And in typical Gamestop fashion, they'll get $17 when they try to sell
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having saved Gamestonk from oblivion, those lovable scamps from that other message board turn their attention to saving AMC's movie theaters, while screwing hedge funds in the process
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Tue January 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Short sellers are down $91B in January, driven mainly by their correct assertion that GameStop does suck ass, but their failure to realize the stonk would still go up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart launching line of cannabis products for dogs. Snoop visibly disappointed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden reopening the ACA marketplace to ensure Americans have health coverage
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Gluten-free Oreos are being turned into gluten-free stout proving there's hope for pretty much anything
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why are markets going crazy? Because we can't keep it in our pants
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
US Nissan dealers, having seen their sales crater by a third, want back in on the now-lucrative off-roader market with a new Xterra. Difficulty: Nissan is darned near broke
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Do we? Really?
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the markets
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I don't understand the problem. The market has spoken. Can he not just pick himself up by his bootstraps? (Link updated)
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
1) Don't check local regs for testing requirements 2) Price your product 25% over market 3) ??? 4) Blame China for your business failing
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(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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Fri January 22, 2021
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Biden: Janet Yellen needs a "Hamilton" type musical. Marketplace: Hey Dessa, can you do this? Dessa: Mic drop
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A rolls out a new sandwich to compete with Popeyes. In other news, Boston Market is still in business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All Inauguration guests with the pumped-up kicks better run, better run, outrun my Op-Ed
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Local pharmacy chain vaccinates thousands, plans clinic openings, and now that it is in the media, perhaps a marketing strategy to consider a rebrand, because, uh, phrasing?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden talks like a centrist but acts like a Liberal
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economic recovery continues under the Biden administration. "Wanted by the FBI" reward market sees a 50 percent gain
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden's policies should drive stock market higher, likely allowing the Dow and S&P to magically transform into something relevant to everyday people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump bragged how he was good for the stock market? Um yeah, about that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Land-filling old solar panels is a problem? Not if you sell your old ones on the hopping aftermarket. "If it's a working solar panel, there is always a buyer"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump prediction: "if Biden wins, the stock market will crash." Let's see how that turned out
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
BenAna split
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ice cream tests positive - for DELICIOUSNESS. And covid
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games throwing Trump out of Twitter and Facebook, until you realize your market value took a $51 billion hit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite huge unemployment numbers, Dow opens in the positive as traders just can't wait to see Biden unveil his package
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
For when you want all of the pine resin but none of the buzz, non-alcoholic IPAs are hitting the market
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"The balance of class, trash, and bigotry that creates a prophet of anyone who can wrap hatred in a package that looks enough like legitimate heritage to make it marketable"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Local couple introduces breakfast cereal for fad diet. "Paleohs". Bonus: they look like dry dog food
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Good news: Mary-Kate Olsen is back on the market
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Book poseurs are a thing now, and books-as-decor business evolved with the pandemic, proving there is a bigger market for books nobody reads than books people want to read
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Tue January 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Passenger drone firm could produce first mass-market "flying car" now that it has access to deeper funding and supply chain resources. Difficulty: It's parterning with Fiat Chrysler
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Moderna, one of the makers of the COVID-19 Vaccine, is going to try to create a vaccine for HIV
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To promote the upcoming movie The Batman, you may soon find Riddler's Brew on the soda aisle. It's dark blue Mountain Dew
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For a little less than $10 Million, you could buy sportscar constructor Lola. L-O-L-A Lola
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Finally your dreams of doing anything in church can be done here. Only $800K. Cemetery and ghosts included
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parler sues Amazon for refusing to host its website. There is precedent for this as I've sued Fark for not hosting my Bob Barker erotic fan faction writings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In case you were worried the stock market was starting to look like a 1990s bubble, have no fear: Dr Martens is filing for an IPO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK supermarket employees say they're now forgotten key workers
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When a deodorant whose target market is teenage boys does more to condemn a violent insurrection than the president of the United States
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
First they made fake chicken, then fake beef, but is the world ready for fake decapod crustaceans
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook: We're appealing that ruling we stole tech. Italian judge: Ok, how does a fine that's ten times larger feel? Do you like that? Care to poke some more? Ciao
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you needed a reminder of how disconnected the stock market is from reality, it hit an all time high yesterday
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Wed January 06, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo now open to mobile sports betting and legalizing pot in NY. NJ just smiles and waves; smiles, giggles, places a bet, goes for munchies and waves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On Georgia Senate news, cannabis stonks are so farking high they can hear their heart beating through their toes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Impossible Foods cuts prices for the second time in less than a year. Not only do they want to meet meat, they want to beat it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German inflation remains in negative in December. Know who else experienced deflation?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brexit is causing Paris to run short on British food. Apparently this is a problem
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Tue January 05, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yanks: Y'know, we haven't signed a full blown head case since what, A-Rod? Rickey Henderson? Clemens? We're due
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The Tipsy Pickle incident
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Mon January 04, 2021
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The LA Chargers have parted ways with Anthony Lynn
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Top 50 'worst' towns in UK revealed - Twist: There are only 49 towns in the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump: "If (Biden) is elected, the stock market will crash." Stock market: "Um yeah, about that"
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Fifth Polish supermarket targeted with explosives in the Netherlands. Police still clueless. Subby suspects the German supermarket chain Aldi wants to expand, create lebensraum
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to quit tobacco. Chewing bubble gum like crazy. Found out chewing gum these days causes intense farts and diarrhea when consumed in large amounts. Can anyone suggest a gum that isn't mint flavor that won't make me shiat in public?
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla ends 2020 with 3x the market cap of Toyota. Also notches 1/3rd sales, 1/20th profit, and 1000x the CEO gaffes of Toyota
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lucky Brit nabs £39 million (€44 million) in Euromillions lottery, which would have only been worth £31.5 million if he had won it in late 2015. Finally somebody wins from Brexit
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Some beach bum)
 
 
 
Becky's neighbors just sold their vacation cottage
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Wed December 30, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Picture-perfect century-old home in Vermont now on the market for less than $200,000. Bonus: attached Alcatraz-style jail
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Tue December 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Plump British sausage no longer welcome in the EU
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not a suggestion, but if you were thinking of leaving the country anyway, it's a seller's market
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Libertarian from a "free-market" think tank wants you to know Green Energy is not the way of the future and we should leave our energy policy to any corporation willing to pay for it
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of small businesses are now closed across the nation ...but hey the stock market is soaring
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Most of the (entitled) British tourists told to self-isolate at upmarket Swiss ski resort flee in the night
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Sat December 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman drives over cliff, mistakenly thinking there was a farmers' market below
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Fri December 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Neverland - now 78% off
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Puns
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Wed December 23, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You had me at 'butt-less pajamas'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Peloton makes a move, rides to a new high
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Tue December 22, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The invisible hand of the Free Market™ kills off alt-right hangout just in time for Christmas
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Tesla stock is worth more than the top 7 automakers Combined, yet Tesla has a tiny fraction of the revenue. Once again for the cheap seats: the Stock Market isn't the Economy
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China's stock market plunges due to fears of new mutant Covid-19 strain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airbag pants might save your ass (or in the case of Takata airbag pants, blow your ass away)
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Coming eventually to a supermarket parking lot near you, GM's new vehicle for the military which is 90% derived from a Chevy Colorado and yet still costs over $330,000 per vehicle
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird fast food marketing, new music, and a good bit of war history are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 6-12: Squash edition
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Fri December 18, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Alberta mansion sells for US$8 and a candy bar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With its seventh straight weekly gain oil is closer to the anus than it's been in the past nine months
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why would anyone negotiate to buy my house when theirs isn't even on the market? Bonus: they can't even afford my house because their loan officer screwed up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course the hospital marketing guy gets a COVID shot but the nurses and doctors...meh, not so much
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla Cybertruck Hot Wheels toy ships late. Just like real Tesla cars
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Thu December 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency futures exchange sets up a market for unsecured lending to increase efficiency and streamline the process for traders to lose their money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Checks link. Checks wallet. Checks bank account. Checks 401k. Maybe
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stock price of upmarket toaster maker pops 88 percent on market debut, as investors realize for just $225 anyone can make artisanal toast at home without a filthy hipster middleman
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Tue December 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ambassadorships have long been a perk for mega-donors, regardless of party. "Nobody else has an open market on ambassadorships. If we really believed in capitalism, we would list these postings on eBay"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Make up your mind Wall Street. Is the vaccine good or bad for the market?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
3 hinges? Foldable phones more dainty than a southern debutante. "Their screens can't use proper tempered glass, and are instead coated in a flimsy layer of polymer that picks up more scratches than an un-neutered cat in mating season"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A look ahead at the 2021 Stock Market
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo pledge to making gaming safer. Especially Nintendo since their Wii controllers were responsible for several war crimes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In other news, Bed Bath & Beyond still had something worth selling
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canadia's most expensive housing market expected to recouver in 2021
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Happy 10th birthday to the Nissan Leaf, the first mass-market EV sold in the US
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barry Gibb on Christmas songs: " I think it was appropriate maybe 50 years ago. These days I think it's too much of a marketing trick"
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Thu December 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airbnb jumps over 100% in IPO, quickly exceeding the total market cap of companies like Marriott and Hilton, who repeatedly insist that we not crash on the couches in their lobbies for $27/night
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
US workers file 853,000 new jobless claims as COVID lockdowns pressure labor markets. So much winning or whining
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How are countries doing five years after the Paris climate deal? Some irrelevant countries are reducing CO2 emissions while the only one that counts projects increases for the next decade
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Wed December 09, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Post Malone helps promote abstinence at his old high school
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Third Polish supermarket in the Netherlands hit by explosion, possibly caused by a disgruntled customer who couldn't find the pledge
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lowe's expects 22% increase in sales this year as people sat at home, looked around, and realize they lived in a dump
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Owner of Massachusetts marijuana store's new marketing plan: Cater specifically to users who get wasted every day. Next up: Liquor stores who specifically cater to people who get drunk every day
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Tue December 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now you can buy a "fairy tale" castle in Lake Peekskill, NY, for just $675K. Just in case you're thinking you're really wealthy and want to get stormed by the pitchfork wielding crowd
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Blasts damage two Polish markets in the Netherlands. Blasts in nether regions blamed on Polish sausages
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For when paranoid gold hoarders still need the convenience of a credit card
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Trying to befriend huge Twitter subculture, brand marketers from Hyundai and Samsung to Barbie and Chips Ahoy are openly stanning K-Pop artists. "The worst offender by far in 2020 has been the official account for Bagel Bites"
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Mon December 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I gave them my heart. They gave me a pen
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
In an attempt to get drugmakers to bid against each other for US market, the King of Deals walked away from a deal for more vaccine doses from Pfizer, an American company, which now will send more doses to the EU
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Go, Cubs, Go get another marketing slogan
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Well, the three-legged cat came back, he couldn't stay away, he was living with his furever family the very next day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sensual in a super market? We're not in a Wal- Mart anymore Martha
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seven years ago, Nick Saban told the University of Texas "No thanks" to replacing a coach before he was fired. Now Urban Meyer said the same thing. No matter the timeframe, the Longhorns continue to use their delusion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Driver mistakes garden center for flea market, or possibly shooting range
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mastercard investigates Pornhub for allegations of child abuse" So major corporations are now law enforcement agencies? Man, this viral marketing for Cyberpunk 2077 is getting out of hand
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Charlie Brown may be a blockhead but at least his holiday special helped end the nightmare that was the aluminum Christmas tree. A pictorial of merry mid-century mayhem
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The global ad market is rebounding quicker than anticipated from the Covid-19 lockdown, because you can never truly kill an ad
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Some Panzer Making Guy)
 
 
 
Not happy with the level of detail currently available in 1:1 kits on the market, a bunch of guys decide to scratch build their own
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You can now take Mr. Tinkles along with you on your next outdoor adventure and he gets his own tiny tent
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
At this rate, Google is going to completely run out of AR/VR projects that it can kill
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Good news Mets fans. The 26-year-old daughter of billionaire Mets owner Steve Cohen is back on the market, as if you have a chance of getting to first base and not striking out, even if you get up to the plate
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(Forex News)
 
 
 
United States sees a new record under Trump. Since this isn't in the Business tab, you can guess it is not about the stock market
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
At this point, it's aliens, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick, or a marketing stunt
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Wed December 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Politicians finally do something useful: tell constituents to get drunk
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan drops 1970 session with George Harrison at single UK shop with no fanfare. "This release is strictly limited to 1 unit per customer. Extremely limited release. It will sell out instantly." May the odds be ever in your fa--and it's sold out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pier 1's owner buys bankrupt Stein Mart and will relaunch next year, saying there's plenty more room for sucky bankrupt brands to fail in this market
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Air curtains could bring back all-you-can-eat buffets. OPERATION WARP SPEED, ENGAGE
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Samsung Galaxy Note will no longer threaten to explode in 2021
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Penny? Knock knock. Penny? Knock knock. Penny? Leonard is on the market again
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Badgers? We don't need no STEEKING BADGERS
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Mon November 30, 2020
(West Side Rag)
 
 
 
Barack Obama's old rent-controlled apartment near Columbia University is now on the market for $1.45 million. Probably will still have smells of his Brut spray deodorant, cheap upper Manhattan weed if you're lucky
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Sat November 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Absurd food marketing ideas, absurd alcohol marketing ideas, and absurd tourism marketing ideas are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 15-21: Leftover Turkey Edition
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you who still went out shopping for Black Friday, any fun stories from it?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Moorish Sovereign Citizens" are walking up to houses, claiming ownership and demanding the occupants leave, as police and the FBI expect Moor trouble
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Thu November 26, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't click and look, this woman has clearly gone nuts in a supermarket by smashing every booze bottle she can get her crazy hands on
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With coronavirus cases spiking across the country, Arizona decides now is a great time to launch a multi-million dollar marketing campaign encouraging tourists to come visit the state
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Wed November 25, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports' top rated driving assistant isn't Tesla's Autopilot or GM's lidar and mapped SuperCruise, it's the aftermarket $1K Comma AI from PS3 cracker George Hotz. Fark: on a $20K Toyota Corolla
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember when Comcast was trying to act differently during the pandemic? Well, much like the proverbial scorpion, natural instincts eventually take over
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Trump and Giuliani cancel presser at Pittsburgh Windham & Leibovich psychotherapists' parking lot, behind the Indian supermarket, across from the 7-Eleven
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
At Shenzhen market, questionable electronics are OUT, questionable beauty and cosmetic products are IN
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Fri November 20, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
British supermarkets are the 'most common place to catch the dreaded Covid'...also good for catching what's known as British food disease
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Wed November 18, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"So, I hear you're in the market for a fine, previously-owned fighter aircraft. Take a look at this F-35, the last owner was a little old lady who only ever crashed it on Sundays." *wing falls off*
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Tue November 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Inside the Chaotic, Cutthroat Gray Market for N95 Masks", a treatise of the joys of an unfettered free market while farking the greater good
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's a "unique pig couch" available for just $250 on Craigslist ...you know, in case you're you in the market for a new pig couch
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Mon November 16, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Say, that is a good point. How *has* the market done since Biden was declared the winner on November 7?
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Sun November 15, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
In introducing the new Sixers' uniforms, the marketing director managed to insult the team's fans, the city, and most importantly, hockey. Gritty unavailable for comment, although the sound of blade sharpening was heard from his dressing room
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why does Apple use one-letter acronyms for their chips? "We're brilliant marketers that way"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaannnd...there goes the stock market
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The oil markets won't get a boost from a vaccine
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Tue November 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market continues to leave tech stocks, boost others. Because the hope of a Covid vaccine means we'll burn all of our phones so 5G can never bother us again
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With a $150bil market at stake, Xbox vs. PS is no game
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: "If [Biden] is elected, the stock market will crash." Yeah, about that...
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Thu November 05, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Kooked-up Pastafarian buys 'gobsmacking' amount of pasta in supermarket ahead of UK lockdown, will probably bathe in it to cleanse himself of the coronavirus
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Tue November 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's founder Ray Kroc's California ranch goes on the market for $29 million. He probably tricked the previous owners into selling it to him for $100k, but that's life
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Mon November 02, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious, please pick up a white courtesy telephone: Mitsubishi decides that now is not a good time to break into the passenger jet market
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