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headlines found matching 'Mark Zuckerberg'
Sat January 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The contender for "most obvious headline of the year" makes an early 2022 appearance
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Wed January 12, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge rules that FTC suit against Meta can move forward, wishes them "best of luck" with all that
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police arrest Tik Tok bandit on his way to the White House
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Mon December 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Looks like CNN went and included Tesla on its list of the biggest tech fails of 2021. RIDE, KNIGHTS OF THE MUSK TABLE. RIDE AND DEFEND YOUR LIEGE
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"As the visual manifestation of cryptocurrency, NFT art combines the nuanced social awareness of computer programmers with the soulful whimsy of hedge fund managers"
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who was the worst company of the year? Subby "liked" this winner
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What's the deal with Elon Musk's haircut? Trigger alert for fanboys
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You have an Instagram handle that Mark Zuckerberg wants. Do you A) sell it to him for a few million dollars B) keep your account, which has your life's work on it, or C) Wonder why the hell it magically disappeared?
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Mon December 13, 2021
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Let's call the metaverse what it is: Facebook's plan for world domination
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Metagram, to long time user Metaverse: Not yours. Spiffy, slightly edging asinine: Yes it is. Our bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Had to happen sooner or later. Metaverse gets its first personal injury law firm
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Thu December 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Square takes on a new dimension, become Block
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Wed December 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 1% have sold $69 billion in stock this year. Presumably to finance their current and unending supply of hookers and blow
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley now "views the massive social networks it built over the last two decades as buggy 'legacy applications' mired in annoying social problems." Well, that's a way to describe destroying the world
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter's Agrawal nudges out Zuckerbot as the youngest CEO in the S&P 500, who now only develops in metahertz
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Excuse me stewardess, do you have any light reading?" "Well, we have all the Facebook Papers." "All of them?" "Yep." "Well, that'll take a while"
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US States investigating Instagram for wreaking havoc on Teens' mental health. Just wait until they get a load of the Poltab
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Meta reinvents the Power Glove
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ceiling Facebook is watching your kids. Again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good: Ohio AG is a filing lawsuit, and it isn't to overturn mask mandates; Great: against Facebook; Fark: for misleading investors
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
The real reason for Facebook's "metaverse"? To create the ultimate surveillance and advertising tool
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The House of Mouse (officially) creates its own metaverse and we're all nothing but bits of cheese
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Can Facebook be fixed? Sure, some people think it can be, but the rest of us know the answer to any headline involving a question mark
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Sun November 07, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A, based upon a failure to embrace the present and future, may become a thing of the past
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
ANTIFA thug shoots up a federal courthouse in Portland, so prosecutors demand the harshest...oh wait...he's QAnon? Enjoy your probation, sir
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Facebook is old, it's struggling to hook and retain a youthful audience. And exactly as Fark suspected, that facial recognition exercise is just smoke & mirrors meant to demonstrate "self-regulation"
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Tue November 02, 2021
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Never mind social networking, Facemetabook is working on tactile skin for your next sexbo... er, "significant other"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Teens: Facebook is the "How do you do, fellow kids" of social networks
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hebrew speakers have seen Facebook's new corporate name, and they're dead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old: Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate. New: upcoming Facebook watch will livestream when you masturbate, count your heart rate, calculate calories burned
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump wants you to know that he is not happy with Mark Zuckerberg
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today the phrase "that's so Meta" changed to mean "democracy-destroying black hole of suck"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Satan, Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Anti-Christ, Devil, Serpent, Hellion, Prince of Darkness, Old Scratch, Mr. Applegate, Sam Hill, Mark Zuckerberg
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(Input Magazine)
 
 
 
Surely the most painful thing you'll see all day: This leaked Facebook video in which employees sing about how to enroll in new benefits packages
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
I think we'll find what we're looking for at the Cetacean Institute in Sausalito. A pair of humpbacks named George and Gracie
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I think we can assume at this point ANY news about Mark Zuckerberg or his wife is not going to be positive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you ever notice Mark Zuckerberg and Emperor Palpatine are never in the same room at the same time?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Twitter had the "blue check," but Facebook had "XCheck," an internal program that allowed Facebook's chief lobbyist, a staunch Republican, to overrule content moderators and protocols and let powerful politicians break the company's posting rules with impunity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg flushes away concerns about massive dump
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg turned down requests to show voting information in Spanish because it was "too political"
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Mon October 25, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Leaked documents show Facebook is in crisis mode over losing young people. Subby is ok with that..now unfollow my lawn
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After a strong dose of right-wing bombardment on Facebook, cleanse your palate with Twitter, which also skews right wing
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Mark Zuckerberg May Be Personally Exposed" *ewwwwww* "In Facebook Privacy Lawsuit" *ohhhhhh*
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Mon October 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You really think Amazon would do that? Just go in front of Congress and tell lies?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Facepage says it's creating its own metaverse, not realizing that the more you tighten your grip, Zuckerbot, the more human data sources will slip through your fingers
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Facebook actually wants to eliminate Section 230 protections -- because it would kill off all the smaller competition that could not afford the financial liability
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
First of all, there are only three horsemen of this particular Apocalypse, apparently
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is going to get a little verklempt at the latest anti-Facebook news from Israel. Talk amongst yourselves to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg should steer into this, dive into real estate schemes and destroy Kal-El
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Fri October 08, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Facebook Streisands itself by banning and then sending a cease and desist letter to the developer of the Unfollow Everything browser extension
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Think of it as the "polluter pays" principle: Facebook is polluting the supply of information, and it needs to pay
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The Street)
 
 
 
Amid recent "negative news flow," JP Morgan upgrades FB stock target, your FarmVille crypto currency price
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: Zuckerburger: "That's just not true." Alrighty then, case closed. The power of the Billyonairos
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot: DOES NOT COMPUTE
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Why Facebook is not our "town square" : "If a real town square were suddenly overrun with Adidas tracksuit-wearing strangers who said all sorts of provocative bullshiat with heavy Russian accents-well, you'd probably suspect something was amiss"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
8 SEC complaints filed against Facebook, ranging from their role in teen suicide/depression, sex trafficking, genocide, and Donald Trump's insurrection
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Mon October 04, 2021
(News24)
 
 
 
Hahahaha! HahahahaHahahaha! Wait, I'm not done laughing. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg: guys, we need new ideas to make money, but they have to be grotesque and harm society. Some guy: has anyone done Megan's Law, but in reverse? Zuck: brilliant, also, let's refer to kids as "untapped"
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Mon September 27, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Instagram for Kids' put on hold due to push back, potentially imperiling plans for "Baby's First Ethnic Cleansing" groups on Facebook or Twitter's After School Cthulhu Cult
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of the $5 billion fine Facebook paid over Cambridge Analytica, $4.9 billion was an overpayment to keep Zuckerberg's name off the indictment
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It might seem odd for Facebook, a software company, to promote a hardware guy to CTO, but this isn't his first gig
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