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Sun June 26, 2022
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Town can't say why its Police Chief has been on leave for close to three months, whether he'll be back, if so when, or even when he was placed on leave. Move along, citizens
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Thu June 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We have come to the point where it's probably best to deal with Jeopardy old Yeller-style
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sign at movie theater: Sorry for the same-sex kissing scene in "Lightyear", we will do all we can to fast forward thru it. Was the theater in (A) Saudi Arabia, (B) Iran, or (C) Oklahoma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swiss gold refiners say they didn't import those 3 tons of mystery yellow shiny pliable Russian metal. It just showed up on their doorstep in the middle of the night, lost and lonely. Ya, that's the fahrkarte
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(The Orville)
 
 
 
"Gently Falling Rain" (S3E4) streams on Hulu at 3 AM ET. Damn, they just gave "The Orville" a carwash too
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Police said witnesses knew the man wasn't a real officer when he responded to a call in under an hour
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FDA to order Juul to take e-cigarettes off the market in the US, but their rival Vuse Solo e-cigarettes was given permission to keep operating because their name is spelled differently
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(Axios)
 
 
 
We still don't know what caused the Surfside Condos to collapse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Henry Cuellar defeats Jessica Cisneros for the third time
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Men owe Ed Sheeran £900k for his legal fees after losing their lawsuit claimng he'd stolen the hook for Shape of You. My, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber restarts ridesharing, vectoring
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Bored apes keep the grift flowing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Israeli government collapses, new elections to be held. This is not a repeat from April 2019, September 2019, March 2020, or March 2021
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Yet another sad tale of someone confusing gummy edibles with gummy snacks. The packaging is very deceiving, but then again, $20 seems like a steep price for candy
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Mon June 20, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
In not unexpected decision by not unprejudiced judges, Osaka court rules same-sex marriage bans "not unconstitutional"
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that Golden State proved they didn't need Kevin Durant. But it's even worse when Kyrie Irving feels the same
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Sun June 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple store in Maryland votes to be closed in the very near future for "reasons"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Maybe if you want to tell someone to EABOD, don't outsource to Shopify
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Average Monthly Car Payment Hits Record High of $712. Pretty soon, you won't be able to afford to live in your car much less a house
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(AOL)
 
 
 
They're going to find out it was Stephanie, aren't they?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
MicroStrategy denies they've been margin called in their super safe Bitcoin loans. Why would they lie about that?
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Billionaire, who chose to structure his assets in trusts to which he has no beneficial entitlement, terrified of being jailed for not paying his ex-wife £50m
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I said to buy it from Jesse not Jay Jay, now go ask that cop if it's real Meth
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
So the final tally on the punishment for killing a frat pledge through hazing is...a few slaps on the wrist for helping prosecutors let the biggest fish get away practically scot-free
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah Tesla is raising prices again. Is it really so hard for journalists to write it all out in the correct order: Select Model S, 3, X, and Y cars are affected. Wasn't for this headline, but then subby again isn't a professional journalist
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The Seventh Level of Hell is now offering a non-stop flight to the Eighth Level of Hell
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
There are so many Mountain Dew flavors now that it's becoming impossible to know which ones pair best with single-malt scotch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As Bitcoin drops below $21,000, MicroStrategy hears the phrase every hedge fund dreads: "Margin call, gentlemen"
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
I choose you, Pug-a-Choo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A new super PAC has amassed a huge war chest to spend on behalf of New Jersey Republican congressional candidate Bob Healey Jr., and most of the money comes from one mega-donor....his mom
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Stop. Don't. Come back
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
One obstacle remains for a potential Baker Mayfield trade. No it's not the Browns' overall incompetence
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Our long, national nightmare is finally over: You can now quit directly to desktop from within a game of Elden Ring
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen blames -- I can stop right there
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DSM is a surprise best-seller. But not among Farkers. Because they are already practicing psychiatrists. And generals, lawyers, doctors, epidemiologists, economists, commercial airline pilots, and successful Democratic and GOP strategists
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Imagine living in a country ruled by a crypto bro
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(Chron)
 
 
 
QAnon group to March For Our Lives members: "Did you know that Uvalde has been closed for years? It was fake, it was all an act, it was actors and actresses." .. "None of these are real, mass shootings don't happen"
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Poor thing, if only he had a planet-sized pile of money or something to comfort him
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And if we'd been taxing gasoline at an appropriate level since the 80's, we could have paid for that public transportation to be cheap and ubiquitous as well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California is nearly 100% renewable
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things: MCU edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cosmetic company Revlon may file for chapter 11 protection. It seems they have no foundation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
March For Our Lives staged protest March in Washington. No storming of the Capitol, no President egging on protesters, no invasion of Congressional offices; the hell kind of protest is this?
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Sat June 11, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
60 years ago today three prisoners left dummies in their beds and escaped the inescapable prison . In other news 36 years ago today a teenager left a dummy in his bed and escaped going to school. Coincidence? I think not
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Imagine being arrested, tried, and found guilty for placing boxes of flowers on your fiancée's grave. Then imagine it was your father-in-law-to-be who had you arrested
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(AP News)
 
 
 
TFG twists the knife in Mo Brooks' back one last time
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Fri June 10, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
20M Americans tuned in to the Treason Season opener. 3M preferred being lied to. I like our odds
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And, more on the Resource Wars. So... beware invasions of Canada or militarization of oil platforms
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey man pleads guilty to fleecing the rubes by selling disinfectant wipes that he falsely claimed could kill the coronavirus, a scheme that made him $2.7 million
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Stupid, Crappy Bowl Game Name Season is Underway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer teams banned from league for match fixing. Officials started getting slightly suspicious after the 41st own goal
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(Bridge Michigan)
 
 
 
Happy hour starts early today: FBI raids home of Michigan Republican involved in 1/6
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Some Tiny European Nation)
 
 
 
Lithuania, come on down, you're next on Russia's list of independent nations they no longer consider independent
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy: The LIV golfers aren't doing it for the money. They're doing it for a shiatload of money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hackers create comedy gold at Russian radio station, play Ukraine's national anthem and anti-war songs
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing is happening on July 12th
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Windows continuing to close on Russia
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Big Blue is out of Big Red. Still has Doublemint
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After spending nearly five years in a shelter this Baby Girl finally found her forever home. "We can't wait to see what the future holds for this wonderful dog who captured all of our hearts". Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trust the TikTok generation to save you
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Tue June 07, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Once the land of cheap gas, NJ passes $5 a gallon or one third the cost of leaving the state for NYC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amber Heard's character in Aquaman died on the way back to her home planet
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Romano's Macaroni Grill order, in addition to containing grilled macaroni, now has a $2 fee to "offset macroeconomic pressures"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neve Campbell won't be back for Scream 6. In other news, they're still making Scream movies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All Russian oligarchs with a 787 raise your hands. Not so fast there Roman Abramovich
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
So what do you want to do with him, pawn or sell? I could pay maybe a quarter of his salary, but you gotta' pick up the rest
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What could be the top-rated fast food restaurant in L.A., home to Fatburger, In-N-Out, Tommy's, Johnny Rockets, Cheesecake Factory, IHOP Sees list...WTF?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If the Emperor of Mars doesn't want you, we'll be happy to bring you over"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Generally speaking, Russia continues to lose
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homelander addresses his recent assault conviction in a perfectly Homelander way
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Fark this Iditarod, I'm out, see you at the cabin in spring - Leon
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
The first Westerner / American to learn of Stalin's death might have been....Johnny Cash?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q-Boebert may have actually accomplished something positive with all the hatred she spews
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
French Open semifinal delayed because a fan glued herself to the net
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Police in Ohihiro, Hokkaido, have arrested a 35-year-old man on suspicion of abandoning the body of a woman which was found partially buried in a park. So if you've partially buried a body, stay near it or you'll become a criminal
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
So, how 'bout that war?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
MTG: 🎵Onward Christian fas-cists, marching on towards war, in the name of Jesus, the Democrats are traitors🎵
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fund the IRS. "Audit rates for taxpayers with incomes of more than $200,000 decreased the most, largely because higher-income audits tend to be more complicated and require auditors to manually review multiple issues"
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sweden is supplying more military aid - including anti-ship missiles - to Ukraine as soon as everything finishes thawing out
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Oligarchs faced having to choose between getting rid of Putin or having wrinkly faces
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Let's watch"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GME reports $2/share loss and delays moon mission. Must be those dastardly hedge funds conspiring to destroy their amazing business model of used games
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Home prices rose by more than 20% year-over-year in March, the highest price change in more than 35 years. Now let's check on wage increases
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Washington State Patrol is launching a major effort to make sure drivers' loads are secured, because the last thing you want to do is blow your load on the side of the road
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Owner of Massachusetts ice cream parlor says customers waited in a 45-minute line because of not enough staff. Raising his pay rate and taking down his insane casting call about giving up fun with your friends all summer are not planned solutions
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The New Orleans Saints are decidedly crabby about Jameis Winston walking with a limp
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Mon May 30, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you purchased organic strawberries recently, you might have organic Hepatitis A now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Minnesota Viking Jeff Gladney killed in auto accident in Dallas
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Nobody expected the Spanish inflation
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The rare Sports/STEM/Fandom crossover, starring the Cleveland Browns and featuring half-elf moon clerics and dragonborn samurai. Subby's chaotic neutral monk had to march around the arena after their DM rolled 0 on d16
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this Memorial Day weekend, let us take note of the Grand Army of the Republic, who created it
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Sat May 28, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
So You Think You Can Dance gets a little less gleeful
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marvel adds a private investigator to compeiment its new legal staff
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP introduces bill to disallow Chinese crypto. American crypto totes OK, still
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazillion police use mobile gas chamber to deal with protester. Rest will be rounded up and marched to the showers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, but you chose to call yourself Salmon Dream to get free sushi,now you'll just have to live with it
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Only like half have a chance of escaping the tag
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hong Kong: phooey
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Thu May 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The survivors from Parkland and Columbine are joining up with the Uvalde survivors to voice their outrage, and what are we going to do as a society to protect Republicans from being interrupted or made to feel bad by their hostility? We must act now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to live in New York City anymore, it's too crowded
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(Today)
 
 
 
Mexican Pizza: The Musical is delayed
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Microsoft, 2020: It's been a good run, but we have a new console out now so we're not making any more previous-gen consoles. Sony, 2022: Lulz
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This just in from the UK, where apparently they still don't have the internet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Broadcom decides it has too much money in its pocket and cuts a fat check for VMware
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Wed May 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy (R):"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former tennis great (and current Daniel Craig impersonator) Boris Becker has been moved to a prison for foreigners in sign he will be deported
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Potawatomi Zoo celebrated birth of baby sloth. Technically this article is 12 days old, but can you blame subby for slow news?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New survey shows that the majority of Americans disapprove of the Supreme Court, which of course doesn't matter because American democracy involves installing its highest judicial officials as God-Emperors who rule without consequence for life
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Walmart, making billions cutting staff, and forcing people to self checkout, is now prosecuting geriatrics for missing items in their carts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Appeals court says: "No person [...] having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress [...] to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same." Poor Maddie lost again
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin has some choice words for those "vicious" fans who won't stop nagging him about when Winds of Winter will be finished
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you are wondering how the Johnny Depp case is going, Aquaman 2 has just been introduced as evidence
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Americans in March: We should totally sanction Russia for invading Ukraine. Americans in May: Whoa, whoa, whoa. $5 a gallon for gas? Sorry Ukraine, you're on your own
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
EApple? ApplEA?
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four times since becoming President, Biden has said something that the administration had to walk back as not policy, which is roughly the equivalent of Tuesday Afternoon in the prior administration
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Even hicktown speedways want nothing to do with the Peoples' Convoy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks is leaving Russia, to be replaced with Tsarbucks
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Bassist disappointed at realizing he's been treated like a bassist
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kieboom there goes his season
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Editorial board of the Arizona Republic says that it is time to remove State Senator Coo Coo McCrazyPants from office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's really starting to look like a bear market out there, so be careful at those rest stops
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's a shame
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson: Donald Trump called for my murder for 'treason'
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twerking class heroes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores why all of America's leading conservatives have flocked to Hungary for their little pow-wow. Um, because they're good little fascists who need to get their marching orders from an established leader?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A fresh take on the kind of celebrity bios/documentaries we've seen lately looks at the entire life and journey of Lizzo through the decades and what her longevity has taught her about the world. She's 34
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's the matter, inflation? Are you... chicken?
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Elon Musk a driven man, marching to a science fiction drummer? And should that scare the crap out of the rest of us? A recount of Musk's fever dreams to the left, Fark thoughts to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out MasterCard is everywhere its employees need to be
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Oscars announces rule changes for next year's event. Rule #1: No slapping the sh*t out of presenters
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
McDonald's has introduced the Chocolatey Pretzel McFlurry. My God I can hear you getting fatter
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
I wonder if they were raptured
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dominionist mayor "rethinking" his decision to hire a city spiritual advisor and turn a government office into a prayer room after Satanists requested to book equal time in the room to perform a satanic blessing. Difficulty: Not America
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Where were you, May 18 1980, when Mt St Helens blew?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lexington, KY district advances a candidate who vows to stop sending aid to "Ukrainian Nazis". And then there is the Republican
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen but at least an attempt will be made as Arizona's Senate Ethics Committee will investigate state senator Wendy Rogers for posting Q inspired tirade about recent Buffalo terrorist shooting was a false-flag operation
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
"And then I sent my apologies as whatever reason she was teary-eyed for"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Google, how do you say, 'teats up' in Russian?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UK inflation hits nine pence? That's not so bad- oh, percent. NINE PERCENT. That's, that's, well that's a 40-year high
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're a Russian gymnast who's managed to find a competition in the world that will actually allow you to participate, maybe don't decide to wear a pro-war symbol on the award podium
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Tue May 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
US government completes free Covid-19 test kit trifecta
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Ukraine position on peace talks with Russia: You know where the border is Vlad, cross it back to your country
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk demands the SEC investigate someone for stock manipulation. That's the joke
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The China Eastern jet crash that killed 132 people when the craft slammed into a mountainside in March was murder in the sky
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Taylor Hawkins predicted his future
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
More than half of people looking to move to southern Maine are Bostonians trying to get away from all their fellow Bostonians... who are trying to do the same. This will end well
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing happened...again
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Musk Social?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
If you filed a worker's compensation claim in Texas, it was not only likely denied, but now your information was stolen from a data breach with the Texas Department of Insurance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Shooter: there were warning signs. FARK: this past March
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Coup Cola, Fail Orange and Shiat invade Russia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally an appeal I can get behind
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Alex Lifeson sends bulk of guitar collection to auction. "I sat there with that case in between my legs and, maybe it sounds a little corny, but I was talking to it. I was reminiscing about gigs that we did together and kissing the bubble wrap"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to sell off its Russian businesses. Buyer can't use IP or menu items, but is welcome to fix the ice cream machines
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Co-founders of DeepMind and LinkedIn raise $225mil for Skynet, glory to the Hypnotoad
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Feeling stressed out? Yoga, meditation not working for you? Cuddling with cows could be the answer
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bernard Bigot, French scientist leading nuclear fusion project ITER, dies at 72. Funeral expected to be no more than twenty years from now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We haven't tried "nothing." We haven't done "nothing." We've actively encouraged this. This is who we are. This is America
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Frustrated by the high gasoline prices? Look on the bright side, Saudi Arabia's oil company Aramco's profits were up 124 percent last year
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
History moves once more: Can YOH score an upset over the Bone Soldier? Will Hiromu march toward a 3-peat? Why did Wheeler Yuta get stuck with an all-YL team? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: DAY 1 starts @ 4 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Can we do this in the US, too?
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thanks for playing, and please enjoy this lovely parting gift
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Flannel fight forecast as L.L.Bean plans store in the same shopping center as Cabela's for the first time ever. Eddie Bauer calls next
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pentagon may ███████ how it ██████████ which █████ ████████ are ██████████
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham forgets she supported the Iraq War
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Putin's blood on the fritz
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Off-duty police officer put his knee on the neck of a 12-year-old girl. You better believe some criminal charges are coming... to the 12-year-girl
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Thu May 12, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Live free (x1) or Die (x2)
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(CBR)
 
 
 
For those of you eagerly awaiting the reboot of "The Powerpuff Girls" The CW has announced that it will definitely proceed with production, that is to say it will happen unless it doesn't and for some reason I, Mojo Jojo, will not be included because
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The IEA says the world will make it by without Russia's oil. Or their blackjack. Or vodka. No comment on the hookers, though
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even Sir Isaac Newton proved that an Apple can indeed fall
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
April wholesale inflation goes to 11
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Earth's richest human praises the Chinese and says Americans are 'trying to avoid' work. Okay we get it. So far no one wants the job being your personal ball washer
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Aldi recall issued over 'possible presence of salmonella.' On the bright side and as is Aldi's history, if they carry salmonella now, it probably won't still be in stock next week
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
After months of Ron DeScriminantis claiming that proposed Congressional district maps were unconstitutional, a judge he appointed says the map he drew is unconstitutional
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Mayor of Pickleball' settles with city of Denver for Sharpie-related vandalism. Cases against the King of Kickball and the Friar of Frisbee Golf still pending
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tragedy of the green lawns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another high-quality contract handed out by TFG's administration. Wonder what the kick-backs were?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Clip emerges of incoming WH Press Secretary saying Fox is racist, water is wet, Pope is Catholic. This is, apparently, a bad thing
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It's like when you share your dinner with Fido, but with meth. And if Fido were a companion monkey
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gas continues to pump people
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Today in internet Mad Libs: "Dolly Parton", "TikTok", "Taco Bell"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Lincoln College gets assassinated
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman to the broadcast booth to comment on all those sorry-ass receivers whose mouths he would shut if he were still playing
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Travis Scott crushes it at Miami's E11EVEN Club
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
Voters in a New Hampshire town overturn an attempt to effectively privatize their school system
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Sat May 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that COVID has more waves than a Hawaiian surf competition
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's taken a couple of decades, but Russia has finally hit the "Find Out" part of information hacking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cop goes to prison for hurting someone during an arrest. The families of those killed by cops would like a word
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Woman finds boyfriend naked in bed with her young daughter, strikes him with her car. Props to mom for getting her car all the way up to the bedroom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You thought Musk buying Twitter is the worst thing that could happen? How about his fanboies and girrls taking over the company? Over 250% increase in interest in job postings
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Would you at least wait till after you've lost to start whining about "voter fraud"?
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Thu May 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL planning "2-day diversity networking seminar for prospective head coaches" which sounds more noble than "job fair"
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
'A Boone County man currently in jail, awaiting the murder trial in the death of his wife, has won the Republican primary for a seat on a township board.'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wayfair's gonna wayfair
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rouble no longer rubble
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Attention seekers upset that politicians no longer have any use for them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Labor Productivity fell 7.4% in Q1. The fastest rate since 1947. This could be an opening salvo in the quickest collapse of the economy on record, or maybe it's just transitory
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Michigan's best vending machine shut down by the Feds
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Sad: Mechanic at car dealership dies during an oil change. Less Sad: His family sues the owner Fark: of the car that was getting the oil change
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Wed May 04, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
GOP candidate who violently beat and kicked his six-months pregnant wife favors full abortion ban, because of course he does
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ukrainian newlyweds sharing their first dance from a Lviv hospital ward shows that love conquers war any day of the week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anyone care to hear Piers Morgan's opinion on abortion? How about the Piers Morgan of Presidents' opinion on abortion?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What? You mean to tell us that car salespeople are less than truthful? Where's my fainting couch?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Nicolas Cage movie plots come to life
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fed: You people don't want affordable houses. You want an interest rate hike. INTEREST RATE HIKES FOR EVERYONE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "if rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it" Republican in Michigan got his ass handed to him in the special election, by a Democrat in an EXTREMELY Republican area
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC plans to improve "equity" in public restroom access from its current "you'll get nothing and you'll like it, ya hump"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan left Atlanta because they were thinking about getting Deshaun Watson
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I'll take "Things you should not share with others for $1,000, Alec Baldwin's daughter"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pope propositions Putin, proffers peace, politely pushes propitious pacifism
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you bought a PowerBall ticket at the Warren Market on 5/5/2021, you have 48 hours to claim your $1 million prize
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Members of the "Trucker's Convoy" whose aim was to shut Washington DC down by snarling traffic and blocking roads with their rigs are suing the DC police saying the cops violated their rights by erecting traffic barriers to keep them from doing that
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jerry Ver Dorn only had One Life to Live
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Eric Adams: "Let's have more police working the streets." Also Eric Adams: "No more gun violence"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vice is for sale
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Business Insider is concerned, CONCERNED, that Ukrainian videos of attacks on Russian invaders "normalizes" their deaths
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"You can finally get your personal information off Google". Oh, you sweet summer child
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Children's book from 2001 discontinued and shredded after teachers point out that maybe it's better if children don't think everyone with a turban or a niqab is scary
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists say great Pacific garbage patch has become thriving ecosystem. Your mom's basement is unimpressed
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
QB taken in third round places odds he will lead Falcons to a Super Bowl title at around 28-to-3
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
I'm not drunk. Are you?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Her heart will go on, but her muscle spasms stopped Celine Dion's European Tour again
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Confirmed, the Air Force is tired of your BRRRRRT shiat and is putting it out to pasture
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia stronkly shrugs off puny economic sanctions, slashes central bank interest rate to 14%, predicts miniscule inflation of 23%, increases chocolate ration to 5 grammes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer, sell your house
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine hunters sue to allow Sunday hunting, say current restrictions violate their "Right to Food" as specified in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the state's new Right to Food constitutional amendment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds prepares to eat millions of dollars of losses from food they can't use in Russia. Uncle Vanya's loving it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG DEMS IN DISARRAY. ECONOMIC COLLAPSE. INFLATION INFLATION INFLATION. 2022 IS LOST. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES. Gee, it's too bad they couldn't get CNN+ to work
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Caterpillar tracks in Q1
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
President Biden is holding press briefing on US and International aid for Ukraine (Live 10:45AM ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the water in Lake Mead falling to a new low that's completely unprecedented in history. How unprecedented? Well, one of the lake's original intake valves from 1971 is now plainly visible
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The business plan for CNN+ involved the time-tested Step 2: ????? model
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Wed April 27, 2022
(PBS)
 
 
 
Good news: The public congressional hearings into the Jan 6 2021 riot that were supposed to start in late February or March 2022 but got moved to April and then rescheduled to May are all ready to go for June primetime
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Florida cut out teacher bonuses to a county for defying the Governor on school mask opt-outs. One parent is trying to give them bonuses anyhow
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Lesser kudu calves have a serious outlook on life. But nowhere near as serious as the baby golden-headed lion tamarin (w /pics)
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Concrete Blonde, March Violets, and Transvision Vamp. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"The Chinese cyber espionage group 'Bronze President' spies on Russian targets as Ukraine invasion continues" - unknown if Blond Bimbo, Slenderman Sycophant, or Scary Poppins are also helping
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fossil of 450-million-year-old marine animal discovered. You look tasty
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: cruise ship Ruby Princess is docked in San Francisco with 143 cases of COVID-19. Fark: The ship is due in Subby's town on May 1
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Tue April 26, 2022
(AOL)
 
Hero
 
Meet the man who evacuated 200 people from Mariupol in a battered red van, who is not only a hero but also apparently a master at clown car logistics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pump a cap in yo ass
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Every generation yields a newborn hope for the red wolf...a cause of joy and celebration"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Raytheon CEO: it's cool that countries have donated so many of our Stinger missiles to Ukraine, but it's gonna take at least a year to build replacements and restock them, Unle$$ of cour$e the US has $ome $ort of $olution to help us make more
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Was it a black horse?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson is a liar
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
To fight off unionization, Delta announces that it will start paying flight attendants during plane boarding. In other news, Delta wasn't paying attendants for the time spent on plane boardings. And doesn't understand why its employees want unions
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' bold career change is paying off
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Much spike, very twitter, so musky
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
GOP ad: Yes, that's correct. And the chair you rode in on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald went to jail, e-i-e-i-o
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pringle's been arrested for producing donuts, claiming once he popped he couldn't stop
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Sun April 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan Senate candidate says the loud part even louder
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Finally, someone defends the little poisons that make our life better
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wild turkey sends man to hospital. Fark: not the booze
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
As required by law, this building has car chargers on floors 10, 20, and 30
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man faces heat, felony theft charges, for failing to focus on the scope of his crime
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
These two though they were pretty slick, until they got caugh
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
For reasons unimaginable, nobody wants to referee youth sports anymore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zero, nada, nil, big old goose egg
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I think you've got the wrong former president there dude
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Romanian king of toxic MAGAsculinity under investigation for kidnap
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots tour guide recreates Sharon Stone's famous Basic Instinct interrogation scene while dressed in his tartan skirt, Sharon Stone approves and they become best pals on the Internets
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
There is evil and then there is volunteering at a crisis hotline to stalk vulnerable underaged girls evil
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard concerned she looks too treasonous
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you value a women's right to have an abortion do not visit these eight states, they don't value it
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(The Moscow Times)
 
Hero
 
Old and busted: Burning your draft card. New hotness: Burning the military enlistment office
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bridgerton rules the streaming charts
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Being Mortal is being suspended over a complaint investigation
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Pew Pew Pew
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Angels broadcaster falls hook, line and sinker for a fake tweet from New York Porch Sports, a popular parody account, that claimed that Gerrit Cole would donate 600 MacBooks if he went 2 innings or more in his start Tuesday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germany's annual producer price inflation topped 30% in March, hitting its highest level since the Federal Statistics Office began collecting data 73 years ago. GQP: This is Biden's fault
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He says the office had more liquor bottles than water bottles like that was a bad thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Slums of Shaolin and Queensbridge's Finest have formed a rap Voltron to bring the ruckus to North America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian inflation definitely now more real than any girlfriend
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Decreased demand for housing results in higher prices. Wait, what?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's Lawyers on March 3: Trump will "fully comply" with the NYAG's subpoena, he just needs until March 31st. Trump's lawyers yesterday: He didn't comply because doesn't have those docs, the subpoena is overbroad, and the NYAG is MEAN
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Four million people are getting out of their homes in Shanghai as covid rules relax and authorities begin preparing for the next wave - of babies - next January or so
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Shooting suspect's rosary leads police to nail a man named Jesus. He is Imprisoned
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Tue April 19, 2022
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Ukrainians now adding ship captains to their list of Russian commanders being killed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kardashian regrets telling people to "get their asses to work" in ore processing, possibly because kanar was involved
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(Axios)
 
 
 
China and the USA each want the Solomon Islands. Maybe we could cut them in half?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe "damaging her patio, threatening to kill her with a tire iron, destroying her laptop, choking her friend and trying to run over her with his car as he drove off" is not the right way to win her back
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sega wants to party like it's 1999
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg must be high or something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's more laughable: That someone can make $300,000 on Fiverr or that a 29-year-old can buy three houses in Miami in less than a year
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Fast food chains are being sued over the 'forever chemicals' in their packaging but are relying on their legal teams to drag it out interminably
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Air Force COVID maverick, who's unable to deploy to danger zones due to vaccine refusal, is about to see his employment situation inverted after being goosed by Supreme Court who ruled his ego wrote checks his rank couldn't cash
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did your co-workers throw you a surprise birthday party at work? Consider suing your company for half a million
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jason Momoa would like to lay you out on his crafting table and show you his redstone
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The NFL is investigating the Browns for tanking during the 2016 and 2017 seasons. Every other year they just unintentionally sucked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: We're the recession experts
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Last Learjet ever to be built delivered to Michigan
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Some Peeper)
 
Video
 
You are cordially invited to the one and only original Racine Art Museum's 13th Annual International Peeps Art Exhibition: All 162 entries. Peepshow starts at 2:20 and continues for a Wisconsin half hour, which is a little over 60 minutes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
One week before le election Le Penis Navy is being investigated for le fraud
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Man in Japan dies after eating yam-like poisonous gloriosa bulb. Speaking of "Eat This Not That," health ministry recommends you don't eat that
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
War, huh, good gawd y'all, what is it good for, absolutely raking in the profits
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Putin return for the cold open? Or will we get more bland James Austin Johnson? Will Che and Jost be wined by Jeanine Pirro? Will Ukraine play Battleship with Russia? Lizzo does double duty as host and musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(Today)
 
 
 
If they can afford them, why not?
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Here's a quick primer on the "greatest real estate investment vehicle around" -- private prisons
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(Some Governor)
 
 
 
By law, AZ students now receive 1-2 minutes of silence each day to "remember, reflect, meditate, pray, prepare for the day." Teachers in turn propose their own 1-2 minute time to "scream into a pillow before drinking a bottle of wine at home"
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Fri April 15, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police, ATF recover rocket launcher from man's Seattle home. They better ship that thing to Ukraine ASAP
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That's crazy how the Starbucks union is going to get everyone at the company a raise. I wonder why
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Daycare toddlers get stoned on goldfish
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who is this "Volume"? And why does he get to decide whose yacht is largest?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Peeps are still the preferred Easter candy despite the existence of literally anything else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan visit the Queen for what could be the final time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On March 29th 2022 wind power produced more electricity than both coal and nuclear energy for the first time ever in U.S. history
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Vandal pump blues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We Not Ready
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Your favorite live action Trek show is getting killed off to make....oh jeez, that really adds insult to injury
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I like my butter how I like my family, in bread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lots of quid for some pretty obvious pro quo
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
In Alabama, school officials can spank your kids one to three times with wooden paddle. But ten whacks is right out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Pharma Broke
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
NFT sales down by 50%. Decline reportedly sparks moves from NFT owners to "search for alternative uses" for their tokens, which is a fascinating development in that it implies there was ever a use in the first place
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(Houston Herald)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just wrapped up engineering 6G
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Ukraine announces the re-capture of Ukrainian oligarch Viktor Medvedchuk, who fled house arrest on treason charges days after the war began, and most likely would have been head of the "Vichy" Ukrainian government if Putin's invasion plan had worked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Setting records is good, right?
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Use this one easy trick in saving money from Pharma Bro. Stiff your lawyers. Tag is for the lawyers for not getting paid up front and for Pharma Bro for making sure your appeal will be handled well
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Pony Montana gets three feet of snow. This is not a repeat from that one shot in Scarface
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Law firm of Dewey, Cheetum & Howe files a class action lawsuit against Netflix for depriving their clients from watching Bridgerton and Don't Look Up after Pooty Poot invaded Ukraine. Actions have consequences
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russians learned military drone technology from the Red Green show
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
♪ Imagine Lennon's drum set / It's not easy if you try / because that priceless drum set / was stolen by some guy ♪
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 Winners
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(Sorry Anti-Vaxxer)
 
 
 
Looks like Covid has yet to lose its insatiable appetite for soft, pink right-wing radio personality flesh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
iPhone maker Pegatron halts Shanghai production due to Covid lockdown, career in Transformer pornography may be over as well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal has Fire Down Below for Putin
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