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Fri February 03, 2023
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Interstate 90 closed due to steering problem
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Adams finally remembers the Brooklyn Bridge is a bridge and not a bazaar
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So Soros hates Fox News so much he targets a weatherman and not the hosts of Fox & Friends, or Tucker or any of those other jerks
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
I spent $1,244.22 on 464 slices of pizza, and all I got was this dumb interview
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Sat January 21, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three beloved peacocks who've been living at the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine in Manhattan for 2 decades are being moved upstate to retire. Oh no, you know what going upstate means?
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Thu January 19, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rep. Santos PhD, Esq. pushes back on "insane" reports that he ate a Veteran's dog while enjoying a 1940 Château Lafite Rothschild Bordeaux from Hitler's Bunker
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: Of course I didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll, because she's not my type. Also Trump (when shown a picture of E. Jean Carroll): That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prosecutor who resigned from Manhattan DA office when it became obvious they weren't going to indict TFG wants to write a book about the process. DA office says book will jeopardize investigation, so...TFG could still be indicted?
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
PA man drives to Tucson during the pandemic stopping for dialysis to treat his kidney failure. Once there he spends his last dollar on a 1st date and then sells his watch to buy flowers for his second. Gets the girl and a kidney. Weirdest rom com ever
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Y'all thought this was over? It ain't over
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
"TFG is nothing more than a basic Manhattan mook who'd walk over the bodies of his kids and grandkids to escape a burning building and then blame them for starting the fire"
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No doubt in multiples of $5
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Living in New York is now healthier" is something you probably never thought you'd read but here we are
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
New York looking to break a record by having mounds of grey sludge melting on the sidewalks later than any other year
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
You say that we have nothing in common? With Friends-themed Manhattan Mocha creamer now on sale, you're suddenly a character in a Central Perk scene, just like Joey
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Tue January 10, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you left your pressure cooker on the PATH train to the WTC today, NYPD would really like to have a word with you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Organization CFO gets... five total months in jail. This is why crime does pay in America
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Mon January 09, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)
 
 
 
Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The officer was suspended without pay after the video went viral." because the problem was that he was noticed, and nothing else
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In NYC, no one can hear you Stomp
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan's kooked-up listeners are now searching NYC's East River for valuable woolly mammoth tusks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a little Ted Cruz in Eric Adams and yes I am not doing phrasing anymore
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
You dirty rat
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York officially solicits bids for three full-fledged casinos for NYC. No word yet from Robert DeNiro about reprising his role as a manager for one
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Sir, this is not a Wendy's drive-thru
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Sun January 01, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Suspect shot by police after attempting to go full Highlander near Times Square
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Sat December 31, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
The last typewriter shop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania6-5000 has been permanently disconnected
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Fri December 30, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
In today's stirring rendition of ANGH, it's revealed that JPMorgan aided and abetted Jeffery Epstein's sex trafficking
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
In Pittsburgh, potholes eat entire cars. Not just busses
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No lie, here's the complete list of NY Rep.-elect George Santos' lies, deceptions and fabrications. That we know of. So far
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Erie County, NY)
 
 
 
Did you lose a car in the snowstorm in Buffalo? Here's where you might find it
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Congressman-elect Santos (lia-R), if that's his real name, faces increasing calls to resign
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Fire aboard Staten Island Ferry in New York harbor, nearly 600 passengers evacuated by same ferry company that saved Captain Sully
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bank error in your favor, collect $900 million dollars" case finally resolved
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You stealing presents from me? You stealing presents from me? I don't see anyone here, so you must be stealing Christmas presents from me
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Sat December 17, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Joe Biden" brand cocaine? C'mon, man, nobody's gonna buy that. Everybody wants at least the "Hunter Biden" stuff, or if they can afford it, the "Don Jr." brand
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Wed December 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jason took Manhattan in Part 8, but Scream gets there in 6 for its latest trailer
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Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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Mon December 12, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
SBF says he wants to testify before congress remotely because he's "busy." Of course, the threat he might get arrested if he comes to the US couldn't possibly enter into it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hizzoner Eric Adams took his first three paychecks in cryptocurrencies. Let's see how that's working out for him
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid
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Sat December 10, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Warning if you bring your child into Manhattan today to see Santa as he may be drunk off his elf
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Escape from New York
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Fri December 09, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the deal with lawyers getting banned from Madison Square Garden?
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember that Manhattan DA case against Trump that seemed to have fizzled out? Well, it looks like someone's refilled the ol' SodaStream and pumped it back up again
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Mon December 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
King of Staten Island abdicates to Kings County (Brooklyn)
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Sun December 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Please, PLEASE give him a vasectomy while he's there
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's not really Christmas in New York until Rochester lights the Genesee Keg Tree
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Boring company is being very quiet
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been sentenced to 2 years' probation and 500 hours of registering voters in low income areas
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Devin Nunes defamation lawsuit can moooove forward, but will probably be an udder failure like all the rest and sent out to pasture
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Sat November 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After all the craziness on Black Friday will there be more in college basketball on Saturday? Only ranked matchups are Kent State-Houston, UTRGV-Texas, and Iowa-TCU, but there's a lot more when it starts at 9:30 AM ET with Manhattan-Army in London
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Fri November 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's skinniest skyscraper is almost complete, already fat-shaming its neighbors
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers
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Tue November 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
State Supreme Court in Manhattan has set the trial date for October 2023 for TFG and his merry band of grifters
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because if an outside auditor can't blindly take the word of company executives when he finds discrepancies in their books, then what is this world coming to?
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(SILive)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Man enters NY Times' HQ with an ax and sword, presumably to hack up their Gutenberg printing press and execute all the carrier pigeons
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Wed November 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this shade: "Florida Man Makes Announcement, page 26"
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Sat November 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in ribs at steak house
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver kicks off winter with a 100 car pileup, closing a highway in both directions
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Candy Crush Saga drone show lights up NYC skyline. King Kong dies of diabetes
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Two of rock and roll's greatest living legends announce co-headlining tour
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NY Republican gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin secures the all important Naked Cowboy endorsement
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(Vice)
 
 
 
New York City requires job postings to list salary ranges for transparency. Result: businesses list ranges like "0 to $2 million"
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Wed November 02, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
The Staten Island Ferry project is sailing along as smoothly as one would expect
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Tue November 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man in NYC bicycling to shoot someone gets a dose of pre-karma
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The New York Post hack was an inside job
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Mon October 31, 2022
(AM New York)
 
 
 
NY gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin's campaign clarifies that 'people should not be holding signs' that call Gov. Kathy Hochul the c-word
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Manhattanites were questioned for the Trump Organization's tax-fraud jury. They called him "racist," "a liar," and "a scam artist." And then there were the Manhattan residents who really got creative
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Abyssinia later, Dr. Butts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC doctor charged by feds pretty obviously fakes his own death
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Sun October 30, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What lies beneath NYC's Washington Square Park? Just the secrets of the 20,000 dead bodies buried there
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Fri October 28, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Redd now black and blue
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When Coolidge's death was announced, Dorothy Parker reportedly asked the same question
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Thu October 27, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) is under federal criminal investigation ... again. Come on, this IS New Jersey
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Mon October 24, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Here are some cute non-corgi dogs dressed in Halloween costumes
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Boos and screams" overshadowed announcement of plan to open streets for Halloween, leaving local council members unsure whether the hecklers opposed the plan or were just getting started on their Halloween celebration early
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What to do when one of your party guests overdoses, dies? Roll them up in blanket, drop them in garbage bin, roll them out for pickup on Monday
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man thought it was so rude that another guy didn't thank him for holding open a door that he voiced his displeasure. He must've thought it was even ruder when the guy then stabbed him to death
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Fri October 21, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You know it's rough in NYC when a samurai sword attack on the subway turns into a happy coincidence
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Snowcrash is an instruction manual
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Thu October 20, 2022
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Evil landlord demands full payment from struggling restaurant and- wait, it's an Applebee's franchise that owes $7 million in unpaid rent. Nothing more to see here, move along
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As tensions rise in the run up to the midterm elections, protests around important issues are breaking out across the country. This is not one of those protests
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ryder, the carriage horse who collapsed on a street as his driver whipped him, has died. Remembered as the glue that holds New York's tourism industry together
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Sun October 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rich man convicted of ripping off other rich people
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Fri October 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who plunged to her death from swanky rooftop bar in NYC remembered as "sweet and loving," down to earth
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Thu October 13, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Do you believe that Cher is selling her Malibu mansion for $85 million?
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Revenge? Of course! But why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo? Listen, if you will, to my revenge, as you watch my commemorative Google Doodle. "
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Bad: You're hit by a truck and die. Worse: It's NYC, so of course someone stole the wallet from your body and the cops can't identify you and alert your family
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