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headlines found matching 'Manhattan'
Sat July 11, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Another Friday Night Massacre in the (In)Justice department as Barr replaces Eastern District US Attorney with toadie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you are even remotely surprised by this revelation, we'd like to offer you a great deal on a historical transportation landmark that spans the East River between Manhattan and Brooklyn
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
*A-Chooo* Gesundheit. Here's a superseding indictment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen being sent back to prison had nothing to do with him dining at a restaurant after all. It's because he refused to sign an agreement prohibiting him from interacting with the media or writing a book
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In today's episode of TwitterTubbies, frustrated toddler lashes out at best friend for not doing what best friend was in fact doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Berman spills the beans on Barr
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cops were called as Sacha Baron Cohen, dressed in drag, tried to prank fellow drag fan Rudy Giuliani
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Wed July 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio hits the pause button on NYC police reform after attempting to 'defund' them completely before the progessive crowds
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staten Island deer vasectomy program gets snipped
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pristine 250-year-old farmhouse, rich in history for sale. Difficulty: It's in New York City
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC MTA installing PPE vending machines at 10 subway stations. PP on the platforms and trains by the homeless to continue as normal
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Because NYC totally has loads of free cash just lying around, urban planners are talking up a new car-free bridge to Manhattan
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Masked socially distant lions, oh my
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Mon June 29, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Good morning New York. It's been a nice three month reprieve but it's time to move your cars again so the bullet casings can be swept away
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
They say the neon lights will remain dark for the rest of 2020 on Broadway ... on Broadway ... on Broadway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
11 people shot across NYC. No word where they landed
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor dedicates his life to making the world a more beautiful place - one a**hole at a time. Maybe he should head to Washington, D.C
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I☠NY
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would Jesus squat? The Washington Square Park fountain of course. Sadly the fountain is off so no water into wine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Precious Memories from the Times Square McDonalds. "Ghetto ones, but memories nonetheless,"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'll never believe this, but that guy Trump picked to head up the SDNY won't commit to recusing himself from cases involving Trump and Trump cronies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A group of people were arrested on Staten Island and charged with unlawfully dealing with dangerous fireworks and transporting three alligator carcasses. King of Staten Island unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dieter Schorner, the pastry chef who revived Americans' passion for creme brulee, dies at 83. He will be lightly cremated by hand before burial
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Yeah things aren't bad at all at the crossroads of the world: giant Times Square McDonalds on 42nd Street just went under
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is reportedly planning to install a massive Black Lives Matter mural right outside Trump Tower in Manhattan to try to save face with the city he's helped to destroy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And now, in-depth look of how the NYPD manufactured and completely bungled Milkshakegate
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Lordwarg. Okay, now you can forget about him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bronx Times)
 
 
 
It's the safest possible time to go into an Italian-food coma in the middle of Arthur Avenue
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll get my pajamas, Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt and sweaty gym attire off of my cold, fat, dead WFH body
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Crypto founder admits he crypto-ed investors out of some real money
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They didn't want a large Farva. They wanted a liter of cola
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Library of Congress has digitized a detailed map of lower Manhattan from 1868, includes building numbers, ferry routes and other cool stuff
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
24 Hour Fitness declares bankruptcy, has A Bad Day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The King of Staten Island" has abdicated theaters
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York may be forced to close again because everyone is being stupid
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Molotov cocktail throwers now facing life in prison for not understanding what 'peaceful protest' means
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Lieutenant apologizes to fellow officers for his "horrible decision" of crossing the blue line and kneeling with evil George Floyd protesters
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Thu June 11, 2020
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Whoever had escaped alligators on the loose in Kansas in your 2020 disaster pool, come collect your prize
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(Untapped Cities)
 
 
 
Owners of Manhattan's oldest record store take their pieces of vinyl and go home
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Don't tase me 'bro." Bronx edition
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC's subway is now clean enough to ride in
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC to paint 'Black Lives Matter' on prominent streets in all five boroughs. May I recommend a spot on Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th Streets for Manhattan?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you take the concept of having a "vanilla concrete" a BIT too far
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After previously defending cops who drove SUVs through a crowd of protesters, Mayor DeBlasio now says "discipline {of cops} has begun and there will be much more,"...mostly to stave off a walkout by all other city employees because of his inaction
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Sun June 07, 2020
(AM New York)
 
 
 
NYC Comptroller: What if - and I know this sounds crazy - the cops WEREN'T the ones who credentialed press outlets?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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Thu June 04, 2020
(City and State NY)
 
 
 
DeBlasio's mayoralty has been such a cluster that #BLM and Giuliani are now agreeing with each other
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese dissident to be honored by PEN American, showing again how strong and vital the American PEN is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, yesterday when Meghan McCain claimed that her Manhattan neighborhood was a "war zone?" Turns out she's not even in New York and probably saw it on Fox News
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
New York Congressman Eliot Engel (D)oesn't care about anything other than getting reelected to his plush gig
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Rupert Murdoch-owned NY Post is blowing the dog-whistles so hard the subterranean cave-dogs living beneath Mars just perked up their ears
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police sources: 'looters steal 2.4m of Rolex watches'. NY Post headline: 'looters swipe 2.4m of Rolex watches'. 4th paragraph: 'store spokesman says no watches were stolen'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Saks Fifth Avenue takes Trump's suggestion of getting some vicious dogs seriously while it surrounds its flagship Manhattan store with razor wire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Footage of the next installment of the MCU saga on the Manhattan Bridge leaked
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain: "My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone." Non-hysterical tenant in the same building: "Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests DiBlasio's daughter because he isn't licking their boots fervently enough
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"She was tall, shapely and sultry, a German-born beauty with a sunny smile, bedroom eyes and a smokey voice who looked like Elke Sommer and spoke like Marlene Dietrich"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unemployed New Yorkers by the hundreds wait in line for one ATM in Manhattan every day. Why? Because it's the only one in NYC where they can withdraw their money without getting charged fees
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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Tue May 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We'll not only match any deal you get on n95 masks, we'll beat it. Just ask for me, the Masked Man, here at Masked Man Auto and Medical
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen has been fired
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The list of things to check off on the We Didn't Start the Fire verse that is 2020 will now include energy blackouts
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Brooklyn coronavirus hospital closes... without EVER opening. $21 million well spent
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hertz really should have bought that supplemental insurance policy. Goodbye, Hertz
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The great thing about telecommuting is that with a good internet connection you can be working from your apartment in Manhattan or from a house in the Caribbean like Kelly Ripa
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC announces an immediate doubling of service to export Staten Islanders out of Manhattan. Still no cure for New Jersey
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Now batting for the Yankees, the drive in movie theater
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now here's something NJ residents haven't heard in two months, one hour delay at the Lincoln Tunnel to get into Manhattan. Seems like old times
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the kosher NYC restaurants that have closed permanently due to coronavirus, aside from my cardiologist who is concerned about my cholesterol and weight?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
As health officials try desperately to keep people from dying in a pandemic, a near forgotten relic from a century ago works in the shadows to undo all their noble efforts
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So this means we can have all their stuff, right?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Illegal speakeasies popping up throughout Manhattan. This is not a repeat from the '20s
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Pranks are supposed to be funny, mister man
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC MTA placing "X" marks on the floor of subway platforms as part of a social distancing pilot. Nice try, I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner doesn't quite say "those people" when responding to why approximately 90% of those arrested for social distancing violations were Black and Hispanic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even when the restrictions ease and people can return to work in New York City, they may still stay home and work due to it being cheaper
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
After two months of lock down, Rosie O'Donnell has gone feral
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York State to start re-opening by the end of the week. Not yours NYC
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio uses one heck of a word salad to avoid saying that maybe if you people could do social distancing right the police would leave you alone, probably
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Add Neiman Marcus to the bankrupt pile. It's a good thing we're all working from home as soon we won't have any places left to buy pants from
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gap sued over a gap in their rent at their midtown Manhattan store
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Remember when people said it would be impossible to distribute all the food being thrown out by America's farmers? Yeah, they were wrong
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD: Look, mayor's orders. We can't cite all those white folks crowding the pier in the nice part of Manhattan until we make our black-people-beatdown quota in the Bronx
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham told to pack up his tents and GTFO of NYC after repeatedly breaking his promise that his Central Park hospital would not discriminate against LGBTQ people or evangelize
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Sat May 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The first rule of Cigar Club is it's ok to talk about Cigar Club. The second rule is don't show up in a Chevy. You take your Prius driving butt somewhere else too
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More Trump lies coming to you from the Trump Administration: Manhattan nursing home which reported only 13 coronavirus deaths to New York State forgets about the 80 or so because New York politicians know math
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Two thirds of NYC's small business relief has gone to Manhattan even though more small businesses are in the outer boroughs
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
U-Corpse
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make $69 million
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Typically, car/train crashes happen at road crossings not on bridge overpasses. W/ pics
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Hold this FDNY members' fire hose as he shreds the Hendrix version of "The National Anthem" on his guitar outside the NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital in a salute to healthcare workers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Guess where AOC's "formerly" Republican challenger lived until moving to Queens in late 2019? Hint: rhymes with "Rump Chower"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey cool it'll be just like 9/11/2001 with fighter jets doing runs over Manhattan as people grieve the dead in the city below
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Mon April 27, 2020
(AM New York)
 
 
 
MTA achieves goal of making every subway car a poop car
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is giving ANOTHER nepotistic job to his wife? That's it. I'm never voting for him to be mayor again. Narrator: He's term limited
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman takes NYPD patrol car for a joyride and gets caught in the only traffic jam that Manhattan has seen in almost a month
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Who are the essential workers? The worker bees who HAVE to go to work to keep everything running? It's not just doctors and nurses. It's also bus drivers and grocery store clerks and pizza delivery guys and garbagemen and
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On the Fark and Schnitt podcast: An interview with Brooke Binkowski from TruthOrFiction.com, formerly of Snopes. She's a conspiracy theory connoisseur and she has an interesting observation about what might be driving the current crop of Covid-related dumbassery
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Before you fly away, here is the pigeon news of the day; yeah New Yorker pigeons and Boston pigeons don't get along
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has recovered from James Dolan
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(SILive)
 
 
 
NYC likely to delay the start of Manhattan congestion pricing as if there has been any congestion in almost six weeks
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo mooooving towards opening up parts of New York where there are more cows than people
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda's 'In the Heights' movie transfers from the express train opening in June 2020 date to the local June 2021 date. Stand clear of the closing doors
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD busts 4/20 "pot party" in Manhattan after getting social distancing tip from snitch at ...wait for it ...4:20 p.m. on Monday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Drew gives an update on the Fark revenue situation - tl;dr it's still bad. We also discuss the end of Pennsylvania's sober hordes marauding in nearby states, and special guest Brooke Binkowski gives us an overview of Covid conspiracy theories
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, they have this adult ice cream truck in Houston
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Mon April 20, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
No one shows up for Republican Staten Island "End the Lockdown" rally to protest the current "New York on PAUSE" mandates under Gov. Andrew Cuomo, leaves the NYPD standing alone and perplexed
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
New York's very naive mayor Bill De Blasio asks President Trump if he's telling the city 'to drop dead' over coronavirus funding instead of trying to save it
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Remember, infected New Yorkers: when you recover, you're still in New York
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's episode, Drew talks more about digital media's industry-wide pandemic ad revenue crash and what it will take for Fark to survive. Also clues to the next big story of the pandemic, along with some good old-fashioned morons being morons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen to be released from prison due to Covid-19, nervously starts hiding notes around his house saying that he did NOT commit suicide
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The rich have fled New York City. I'm sick of being told that I need to stay, because I want to escape too." Sorry toots, you should have become rich before the outbreak, what were you thinking?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan man, probably already through the looking glass, arrested for threatening to blow up Central Park's Alice in Wonderland statue with a pipe bomb
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This Outsider artist is king of the long game. Never give up, never surrender, never miss a day
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Rainbow appears over New York City during the 7 o'clock cheer. But what does it mean? You can't explain that
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
On the plus side, alternate side of the street parking in NYC is suspended for another two weeks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biker gang takes over New York streets on Upper East Side. In related story, officials looking for one 'Snake Plisskin'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York City sports photographer Anthony Causi the latest to succumb to the novel Coronavirus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has now lost someone we know he knows to Covid19 - will it change his response?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Worry not you NYC idiots, Mayor Bill de Blasio says he has no regrets about telling you drunks to visit bars the day before they were shut down to contain the spread of coronavirus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's almost like you're saying being rich is better during a pandemic?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Total hospitalizations in NY rose by only 200 yesterday. Bad news: Because 799 beds were "freed" up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers make tiny work-from-home spaces bearable - even beautiful. Apparently by inserting models into each of them
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
The show won't go on for at least another two months on Broadway ... ♫ On Broadway
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
This week's episode is a tad more serious than we'd like, with Todd living in the NYC hot zone. Still we manage to cover McDonalds workers becoming strippers, towns that think leaf blowers transmit covid, and what America 2.0 might look like
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Supercar owner crashes into a work van and then runs. Only to crash again a block later. At least he had his hazards on
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Todd takes the spotlight, describes living half a block from a field hospital in Central Park. Mobile morgue units, police-enforced social distancing, but also 7pm city-wide cheers for responders. Tales from the NYC hot zone
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Once nice thing New Yorkers are discovering about social distancing: it is no longer considered rude to let the elevator doors slam in the face of someone rushing to catch it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Oh look here are leaked notes from a meeting of Amazon brass including Jeff Bezos where they discussed a plan to smear the now-fired leader of the safety walk out ...BEFORE it even happened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The 1000 bed USS Comfort, docked in Manhattan to relieve overwhelmed NYC hospitals, has a whopping 20 patients aboard because it bars patients with numerous preexisting conditions
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The New York City neighborhood with the most cases of COVID-19 is... Corona
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Wed April 01, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Photographers capture life in NYC during the pandemic
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
So there's the iconic Manhattan skyline with the Freedom Tower, the Chrysler Building, the Eye of Sauron, Rockefeller Center, the...hey, wait
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC is ready for its moment as the star of a dystopian sci-fi film
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Mon March 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crowds in NY cannot help themselves from getting an up close look at the USS Comfort
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
We're recording a new episode of Fark and Schnitt tonight, reposting the most recent episode to highlight the changes NYC has undergone in just one week. Also in this episode Drew sounds the alarm about Fark and the next few weeks - tl;dr sign up for TotalFark ASAP
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And here's a Manhattan man defending his "corona potluck" party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Declining ridership due to quarantine orders has led New York's MTA to run fewer trains ...which has led to some very crowded cars where "social distancing" is impossible-so they're going to send the NYPD to force people off overcrowded trains
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Trumpville, NYC
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
It begins. Trump threatens to wall off NY; Cuomo says its a "declaration of war" and "This is a civil war kind of discussion" and Trump backs down. Gloves are off folks. Now roll "Republic of California" around on your tongue a bit to check for taste
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Knicks owner James Dolan tests positive for coronavirus, negative for letting Spike Lee use the employee entrance at MSG
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Fri March 27, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
As if NYC didn't have enough problems already, there may be a firebug running loose on the subways
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rich have already fled New York City. The rest of you must stay put to contain the outbreak and ensure that their evacuation was not in vain
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Woman rides the "Charging Bull" statue in NYC. Bonus: Naked (NSFW)
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Thu March 26, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
How bad is it in New York City? Nurses are wearing trash bags as PPE
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In case you didn't realize how farked we are: New York requests 85 refrigerated trucks for guess what
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NJ Gov.: NYC is the "canary in the coal mine" and that canary ain't looking to good right now, and all of NJ is right there in the mine with it
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"We Are Your Future So say we all" says William Adama, captain of the Battlestar Galacitca
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news New Yorkers if you need some fresh air but want to avoid crowds because of the coronavirus, drop by Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn, which has extended its visiting hours. Who knows, you may even get there sooner than later
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NYC is about two days away from just stacking bodies like cord-wood in Central Park
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Out of desperation, NYU medical school offers early graduation to medical students so they can start treating coronavirus patients
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing to fear New Yorkers, don't worry about that makeshift morgue outside Bellevue Hospital being built by the military
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Mon March 23, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
While toll takers between NY and NJ get to sleep in until further notice the Port Authority still wants their pound of coronavirus-free flesh
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bennifer is long dead, so since everyone is home today, we could make up a new one. Dennifer? J.Cruz? eh who cares
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mr and Mrs Fuchs had zero fuchs to give over the shutdown in NYC. Is the Cardinal gonna have a word or 5 with that priest? Youbetcha
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby watching TV more during lockdown and noticed that commercial volume levels are about 30% louder than program content. Didn't we pass a law prohibiting that a while back? Anyone else notice this too?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I would like to imagine a universe where each and every of Wayne Brady's improvised songs on Whose Line actually exist as proper recordings
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's chloroquine fixation leads to multiple self-administered overdoses overseas, where a few people have apparently yet to learn they can't trust a word out of his mouth
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Now home from my 40 day Buddhist silent retreat for anxiety & depression. Per doctor's orders I'm to avoid all news and sources of negativity. Can somebody tell me why everyone outside has disappeared? You can be creative, but must keep it positive
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Fri March 20, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: Best alcohol delivery services to stay well-stocked while quarantining
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How one elite New York medical provider got its patients coronavirus tests. I'm guessing money
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In the biggest PR disaster to hit Manhattan, Kansas, since EcoKat, county commissioner says COVID-19 isn't a problem because there aren't many Chinese people there
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
HEY MA - HEY MA, lookit all dem candles, Ma. MICHAEL RAPPAPORT'S 50 MA. HO-LEE FARK
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(SILive)
 
 
 
If kids are out of school indefinitely, why is New York City still using speed cameras in school zones?
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
When we recorded this episode Monday night Todd's story about evacuating his kids and dogs out of Manhattan last weekend seemed like a bit much, but just four days later looks that was a great call. Also Drew goes over new marching orders for Fark
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bar owner wants to help employees out of work after coronavirus shuts him down, realizes he can sell his sealed alcohol bottles to walk-ups and use the money to give his workers interest-free loans
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, when does Borderland 3 for Mac come out on steam?
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Weinstein-68 virus moved to state prison
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street to shut trading floors from next week, shifting to fully electronic trading after positive Coronavirus tests
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The City that Never Sleeps" is about to get caught up on its rest, maybe read a few new books
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Navy to deploy hospital ship once they find the three missing pieces
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
How bad are things going to get in New York and California? Feds are dispatching Navy hospital ships
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Naked cowboy wears a face mask, which is obviously cheating
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Scenes from the bitter last calls at NYC bars where New Yorkers poured out their souls, left glass water rings on the counters because of the Coronavirus shutdown
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Mon March 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goooooood morning New York. Traffic is light. The subways are quiet. The NYPD Transit chief tested positive for coronavirus. Schools are closed ... wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever been to Manhattan this is surely a site to see. Aerial and other photographs show it's practically a ghost town due to the coronavirus. Will Smith seen waiting in bathtub
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
With confirmed coronavirus cases nearing 1,000, New York Governor Cuomo lays out an emergency plan to build new hospitals. Unlike China who built one in 10 days, these will probably be finished in 2023 due to unions
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