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Sun September 25, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Donnie baseball and his sideburns are done in Miami
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Sovereign citizen" blasts his car stereo. Guess what happens next
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Sat September 24, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
74-year-old woman working at Circle-K pushes man with hunting knives who goes behind the counter. Man is arrested and pleads guilty to menacing with deadly weapon. Guess what happens to the woman (w/ surveillance video)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"What do you get to eat at college, hun?" "Lunchables"
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Thu September 22, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Ceiling Planet Fitness manager is watching you tan
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Wed September 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
White lines sweet as sugar / white lines gritted as salt / reserved for players and coaches / Bruce Arians you're at fault, so don't do it
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The only soccer manager any American can name is going to be in FIFA 23. Difficulty: He's fictional
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Snowy White explains how to work with Roger Waters, seven dwarves
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Fri September 16, 2022
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Call me old fashioned but I prefer corn mazes made with corn instead of sorghum sudan grass, okra, and radishes
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"The key to satisfying the needs of both employees and managers is through a hybrid work strategy, where the workplace is run like a college campus, with work still getting done and on deadlines, but within environments of employees' own choosing"
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Fansided)
 
 
 
If you are a second-year pitcher with a 5.08 ERA who just gave up three hits and two earned runs in just two-thirds of an inning and your World Series winning manager pulls you, don't get salty with him
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Mon September 12, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
New Crunchy Frog salad found to lack crunchiness
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Sat September 10, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
Poison Ivy vs. Amazon HR. If ever there was a time to root for a scorched-earth victory for the bad gal
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Wed September 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Soccer player Miles Robinson was arrested over getting a shot
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Thu September 01, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Third generation mud harvester still producing secret elixir for slippery balls
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
App Error In Your Favor: Drink $2000 wine after ordering an $18 bottle
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Wed August 31, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Wed. EPL: will the Cherries get a new manager bounce vs Wolves? Can Arsenal go 5/5 vs Villa? Will Forest rob from Citeh? In the daily London Derby it's Hammers and Spurs. Pool look to give Newcastle their first loss. @ 2:30 pm ET on Peacock/USA
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Las Vegas, whose very first draft was in 2020, already cut both of those 1st round picks, and traded away their 2022 1st round pick, just cut their 2021 1st round pick
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Football manager fired days after embarrassing 9-0 defeat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Football manager fired days after embarrassing 9-0 defeat
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Momma I'm coming home. The US is batshiat crazy
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
A LastPass breach usually means you need to change your passwords; this week's breach means you may need to change password managers
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Former HP employee sentenced for stealing three ink cartridges from company
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Woman is falsely & publicly accused of shoplifting in her favourite budget supermarket. Once the store realised they'd made a mistake, they did the best they could by offering a £5 voucher to coax her back. Some people are just ungrateful
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is why no one wants to be a middle manager anymore. People are sick of sucking up to their bosses and trying to impress their underlings? (Or vice versa?)
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Wed August 17, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Gander at the manager who goosed a guitarist over a gratuity after grazing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no midweek matches, here's a look back at the launch of the Premier League 30 years ago to help get your footie fix
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"...you know, they say we're in a Banana Republic. I think that's an insult to Banana Republics across the country. I mean, at least the manager of Banana Republic, unlike our president, knows where he is and why he's there and what he's doing"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy trails, Rangers manager Chris Woodward. Don't let the saloon doors hit you on the way out
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nightmare inducing Mr. Blobby is back in Britain after years in hiding, causes absolute chaos at wrestling match - can a top 10 hit in November be far behind?
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Sun August 14, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
Newly-hired Black female police chief notices racial issues plaguing department and implements reforms. White police officers refuse to comply. Does the city manager A.)...okay, it's Charlottesville so you know he didn't fix the damn cable
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How unhinged has Starbucks' union-busting gotten? They're now wrongly accusing South Carolina Starbucks workers of kidnapping their manager
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Detroit Tigers have finally, FINALLY fired general manager Al Avila. Fail tag is for it taking seven years to do it
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "You won't believe how some Delaware shoppers are dealing with plastic bag ban." Reality: If you're a regular on Fark, you probably will
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ex-N.J. strip club manager now a fugitive because, really, what else would an ex-N.J. strip club manager be?
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's why every start-up should have a celebration manager, because apparently you need someone to manage silly hat day
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant has told the Nets owner to trade him or fire Steve Nash
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just how many hedge fund managers live in Arizona anyways?
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Starbucks: "The health and well-being of our partners is and continues to be our top priority." Also Starbucks: If you can't find coverage for your shift, can you find another day to put down your rescue dog?
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Sat August 06, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Friday: Rookie LB for Washington Commanders retires from football. Saturday: Rookie LB for Washington Commanders unretires from football
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Investor to fund manager: "No, I meant throw out the Chinese FOOD"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
For once, it's Chuck E. Cheese 'saddened' by mascot ignoring child, instead of everyone else being saddened for being there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL-backed investigation finds Dolphins owner made it known draft position takes precedence over winning games. However, a guy still getting paychecks says that didn't affect team's play
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
"I always aspired to work the window, right? I wanted to be on the speaker, and instead I was always in the back. And when I got my chance at it, I blew it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cold fries: that's a shooting. Supersizes it by confessing to a 2020 murder
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo pulls a Sammy Sosa, which has nothing to do with unnatural skin color alterations
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
If being a goalkeeper in junior football is 'more stressful' than clearing mines in war-torn Ukraine then it must really be stressful
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Tue August 02, 2022
(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
Grand jury indicts couple on charges of blowing away EconoLodge manager over missing rabbit. Good luck with that "Magic Castle" defense
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Free weekly meal for the rest of your life lures back eatery's outdoor table
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby continues Jesus' work
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Thu July 28, 2022
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Suddenly, fumarole
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski says Trump is surrounded by people looking to take advantage of him and line their pockets at his expense....that aren't him
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't jump at the chance to help a multi-billion dollar corporation by working for no money?
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Wed July 27, 2022
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
She downloaded the Robinhood app and got involved in Crypto.... Aaaaand it's gone
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Tourists think they're always right and can treat restaurant staff rudely. Restaurant manager says we won't tolerate that and shuts down the restaurant. Tag is for manager
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is just letting himself go bald and giving in to his thinning hairline. What the hell?"
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Sun July 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cause of James Caan's death released: 217 bullets fired into his body from tollbooth on causeway
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Sat July 23, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Town's entire police force quits due to a hostile work environment because there is now oversight and accountability from the town's new manager and has nothing to do with her being black
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's manager convicted of gunfire threat at theatre. Urine trouble now buddy
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(National Post)
 
 
 
National broadcaster that unites the second largest country in the world actually pays its workers reasonable danger pay during a national emergency
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
13% of accounts pushing for the #SnyderCut were bots or fake accounts. The rest were Snyder's agent, manager
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Robber steals $22K in one-dollar bills. Can you guess from where?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally some, um, hard hitting journalism from the NY Post: "The 32-year-old media manager had big plans: She'd taken the day off from work and intended to stay off email and on her husband, Kurt"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Whoever would have guessed that smashing things while drinking can hurt people?
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Mon July 18, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Hey lobster, orange you glad you are actually orange
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
The sound you continue to hear is commercial real estate owners and city managers shrieking in terror as they deal with the fact that large offices aren't coming back
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Sun July 17, 2022
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker: How do you do, fellow teenage girls?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Good Idea: taking a nap at work to refresh yourself. Bad Idea: this
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marlins' shortstop gets one knocked out of the park. And by one, subby means tooth. And by park, subby means mouth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals set out to prove what we've all been thinking: that you're better off without all the antivaxxers in your life
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Trump's former campaign manager, when Trump bragged about killing someone and still getting votes, he was serious
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
San Diego comic Con special guests include J Michael Straczynski, Phil Lamarr, Ozzy Osbourne, Alex Niño,...wait what?
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Woman climbs through McDonald's drive-thru window to ask for training. Training step one: Don't climb through the drive -thru window
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Clerk refuses to ring up condoms. Walgreens HQ: It's OK, they can refuse to sell anything if they "have a moral objection." I can't wait to work there, refuse to ring through anything not fully vegan, organic, recyclable, and made entirely in the USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
DC Roo-nited
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Thu July 07, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Michael Jackson tracks removed from streaming services because they might not be Michael Jackson tracks
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
I used to call them long weekenders, but this works too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite bassist says The Ox is the GOAT
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Proving it has its finger on the pulse of its fanbase, MLB looks to introduce robot umpires for balls and strikes
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moose on a roof
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Tue June 28, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
"I mean it could've been, but I'm definitely not listening to Sapp about it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minn Twins pitching coach quits mid season to take the same job at LSU, says it was the toughest decision of his life, fails to mention that LSU is paying him more than double what the Twins are paying him
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Anonymous E-mail from work? It's not really anonymous
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Bears WR Darnell Moody has confirmed what every Bears fans already knew: Matt Nagy had no clue what he was doing
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Thu June 23, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gas station that fired manager who accidentally sold gas for 69 cents per gallon is declining GoFundMe money. I can't tell if that's nice or not
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking a two week vacation? You monster. Think of the corporate profits
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Wed June 15, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
I'm Bam Margera, and this is fleeing rehab
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Shelter at capacity, needs help finding homes for furry friends. Woofday and Caturday tags already adopted
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Former Little Ceasars employee comes in hot & ready
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Tue June 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Maddon maddened, now unemployed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I already do. But thanks for the notice anyway
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Former Bon Jovi bassist is all the way there
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Fri June 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unwanted sexual advances towards Gritty & the Phanatic in a Philly hotel room allegations inbound in 3, 2, 1
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Wed June 01, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Theme park ride malfunctions leaving riders upside-down, which is the worst position to be in when you need a change of pants
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(Some Guy One Layer Below)
 
 
 
Chief Investment Officer of Europe's largest asset manager surveys the private equity landscape: "Gee, you know what, this looks an awful lot like a Ponzi scheme"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you happen to be free on June 5th, you could get the chance to run one of Britain's most talked-about football clubs. Difficulty: no manager, no players on contract, potentially no ownership. Bigger difficulty: Fort William
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