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Fri February 03, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Empire State Building plans to troll New Yorkers even more with Philadelphia Eagles celebrations if they win the Super Bowl
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Companies save billions of dollars by giving employees fake "manager" titles instead of paying them more. Subby wants Drew to name him VP of the Politics tab
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carvana stock up 282% YTD, outpacing the likes of Meta, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Tesla
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop manager fired because A) he stole $5000; B) he stole $5000 in PS5s; C) a cashier didn't ring up the $5000 in PS5s robbers stole at gunpoint
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock up 20% after only losing $335 million last quarter. This CEO things sounds pretty easy
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Tue January 31, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
It was ever thus: a small group of people actually enjoy their jobs. The rest of us slog along to pay bills, support families, and tread water. Who said employees were supposed to be engaged?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'd tell you to take this quiz that scores how much of a perfectionist you are, but I already aced it so there's not really any point in you trying
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Mon January 30, 2023
(MPR News)
 
 
 
New college campus teaches people to repair the robots that are taking their jobs. Shoe throwing class is presumably an elective
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Fri January 27, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel Inside, Out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The FA Cup, fourth round with the match of the years so far: Man Citeh and Arsenal finally meet. Are the Gunners legit? Will Citeh show why they're still considered the best club in England? At 3:00 pm ET On ESPN+
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Sweet. And since they consider all their work tedious and beneath them, we've finally found some workers appropriate to fire and replace with GhatGPT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi hammer attack body cam released and Paul has some expert beverage management skills
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apparently tech firms are laying off workers because...other tech firms are laying off workers
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your most favorite music video to date. And for very emotional reasons and the memory of a better time, I'll start
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Proletariat cowed into submission by management, withdraws planned collective action. This is not a repeat from the entire history of capitalism
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Activision/Blizzard to manager: you didn't rank enough of your employees low enough to meet the quota, so you're fired
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This just in: Google doesn't care about workers and sees staff as '100% disposable'. Also, Drew may enjoy the occasional tipple
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The worst kind of boss, and why they won't go away
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Tue January 17, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
Plans for huge UK car battery factory go flat despite resistance, staff immediately discharged and sent ohm
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Disney declares war on activist investor Nelson Peltz, who has enough money to strangle the mouse until gets everything he wants. Minnie Mouse put in witness protection
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
NCAA names its 2022 woman of the year, an All-American soccer player from... er, MIT?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Davos isn't dead, so the Daleks remain a threat
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
C'mon baby light my death pyre
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Canada man plans to sell crack, meth, and heroin at a place he'll call The Drug Store
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LendingClub puts 14% of staff on borrowed time
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Thu January 12, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Living in New York is now healthier" is something you probably never thought you'd read but here we are
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Wed January 11, 2023
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Red Robin tries to make comeback from decline that started in 2016, unveils five-point plan to become best gourmet burger restaurant in the land
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember how GOP Chair Romney-McDaniel had a letter of support signed by most of the GOP leadership? Yeah, well the people who actually fund the GOP wrote a letter of their own. "GET OUT PRONTO"
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Mon January 09, 2023
(The Street)
 
 
 
Spot the typo in this story about Tesla investors: Until that date, the management team musk remain silent so as not to influence the share price to the benefit of certain shareholders or to the detriment of others
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Sun January 08, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City
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Mon January 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry tells Anderson Cooper why he's not stepping out of the limelight. He says every thing but the obvious. Money ...... Selling his stupid stories and Netflix specials beats the Management Training at Bloomingdales
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stranded voyagers to the world down under discover what doesn't kill you directly, will definitely piss you off
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Victorian England, weird Christmas traditions, women's sports, and the Olympics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 22-28: Happy New Year Edition
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tesla workers ordered not to say bad things about management, pay discrepancy, and not to cooperate with officials reviewing working conditions
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Wed December 28, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Taco Bell now served in Butte. Wait, isn't that where all Taco Bell food ends up?
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Proletariat are acting uppity again
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Mon December 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey stupid. Yeah, you. How come you don't work 4 hours per day making $2 million per year? Because you're stupid, that's why
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We're totally an $80m asset management company, we just present as a gynecologist's office in a Florida business park
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Fri December 23, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Apple cash creates monsters who are treating the civil service androids poorly
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Thu December 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Google is worried that its search engine could be replaced by an AI bot that: "is unable to fact-check what it says and can't distinguish between fact and misinformation and can make up answers, a phenomenon that AI researchers call "hallucinations"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
College basketball fans, you're never going to believe this, but Juwan Howard still has a bit of anger management issue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is a "health freedom" activist running your hospital? Hint: they want hospitals to be free from COVID "tyranny"
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Wed December 21, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rummaging through the couch cushions, checking the coffee fund can, checking the executive sock drawer, etc, FTX's ex management has found about $1 billion in assets. So just $15 billion more to go
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Tue December 20, 2022
(The Direct)
 
 
 
Henry Cavill reportedly fired his manager before the whole Superman debacle. Fark: His now former manager Dany Garcia is also Dwayne Johnson's manager. Mega Fark: Garcia is also Johnson's ex-wife
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Sun December 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia preparing rusty trombone invasion
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sam Mendes thinks we like superhero movies so much that we'll watch a show about making superhero movies. Xzibit unavailable for comment
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
How about no days? How does that work for you? Please subscribe to my newsletter on how to deal with sociopath management
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Detroit TV reporter Jason Carr reveals unfamiliarity with Mark Mester by attacking colleagues during "Jason Carr Live" segment until station cuts away, then returning from break to rip station management. Now he has time to read up on Mark Mester
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Tue December 13, 2022
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
School district puts afterschool satan club on hold after hearing how much fun a federal lawsuit can provide
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Physicians discuss strategies for managing chronic insomnia beginning with new guidelines in really really long boring book with no pictures
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Wolves are being reintroduced to Colorado. Zombie Gerald Ford looks on nervously
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Sat December 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emperor penguin closes the book on this chapter after antitrust ruling
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Moran named CEO of embattled crypto news website
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(LA Taco)
 
 
 
The food is meh, but you came here for the atmosphere, the history, memories with family or whatever -- a list of ones in LA. Farkers, add your mediocre food BUT I LOVE THE JOINT picks, other than your mom's house, McDonalds and frequented dive bar
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(Twitter)
 
Weeners
 
Either this is a parody of J-pop/K-pop stardom, or their management is punking them big time with their logo
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
None of the news that is fit to print
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hundreds of North Sea oil workers start two-day strikes, but very few are participating in the picket swim
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Wed December 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Offshore workers plan to walk off of their jobs on Thursday. Let's just hope they don't walk too far
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
CEO optimism plummets amid news that workers no longer delighted being paid in monthly free pizza, sexism, and below-market wages
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Thu December 01, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cloudflares 25%. Does this look like a deal to you?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Get to da choppa, boss
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class
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Tue November 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Extrapolate this research to humans and brain parasites could explain a lot of recent behavior
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon school board takes meetings online to get away from angry parents
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks seems to be having a document management problem as over 99% of their files have leaked off the site
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has lost $500m every day this year... so far
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
How can a large, nonprofit organization lose its entire, volunteer workforce? Have its CEO go into 20-minute rant during major gathering, demanding respect, treatment like "president of a billion dollar company or the sheriff"
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Sun November 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not just incompetent, actively malicious: "Trump's White House blocked dozens of federal agencies from creating new government websites aimed at aiding the homeless, fighting human trafficking, and helping people vote, according to FOIA'ed records"
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
For many American kids, their first introduction to anime was the renamed "Star Blazers" version of "Space Battleship Yamato". Soon you'll be able to relive those glory days of youth in gaming form
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Business Today)
 
 
 
The great Twitter migration
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
More in the rainbow, more in the black. It's purely economics
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kohl's cools
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Leon Musk has reached the level of Twitter management where he asks random Twitter users how his own platform works, instead of the engineers who... oh, right
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delaware Court of Chancery 2: Compensation Boogaloo
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meat cutter competition underway. The Fark meat beater competition never ends
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Fri November 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Most people that really know me know that I don't have a racist bone in my body." And away we go
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sign up for TotalTwitter
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business school professors analyzed Elon Musk's first week running Twitter, call it "a case study of failed leadership"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business school professors analyzed Elon Musk's first week running Twitter, call it "a case study of failed leadership"
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Corporations should take lessons from... the Jesuits? If it helps make next quarter's numbers, I'll "Pie Jesu domine, donna aes requiem *whack*" like crazy
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
So, uh, about us firing you
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Sun November 06, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
From politics to unionization, why do American workers continue to vote against their own interests? Fear? Ignorance? Spite?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain comes mainly cuz they obtained all your maryjane
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Thu November 03, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Fired Or Replaced Daily
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Tue November 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Frustrated" Clippers star Kawhi Load-Management ruled out of this week's two-game Texas road trip
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Hot 104.7 Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
All I learned about management I learned from A) The West Wing B) Glengarry Glen Ross C) Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Wed October 26, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Skechers shoe company gets a sketchy unwanted visitor, gives the boot to Ye
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hardwired HOG has health
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Tue October 25, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Maybe whatever animal it's made of is going extinct
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's expensive to be a movie star, which is why Subby chose to stick to his catering career instead of being famous and dating supermodels with sharp knees
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Election guide for environmental measures in Southern California. On the left: affordable electric cars and forestry management. On the right: gluing one's hand to the floor and forgetting to bring a bucket
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Fri October 21, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not only can Amazon get you your product on the same day you order, but they can also shut down the Fabric.com service that started in the 1990s in just over a day. Leaving customers and workers completely uncovered and hung out to dry
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
How not to save shopping malls: Putting the library in there
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Tue October 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hello Fresh tells 600 employees to say Hello Unemployment
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? Making to-do lists
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not paranoia when Starbucks is actually targeting you
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
That? Oh, that's just a dead person on the restroom floor. Would you like to hear our specials for today?
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
That? Oh, that's just a dead person on the restroom floor. Would you like to hear our specials for today?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Theme "restaurant" sues newly-formed union claiming all swords, shields and assorted medieval imagery is theirs and theirs alone
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Executives: "If you all could go back to the office while we continue to work from home, that would be great"
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Tue October 11, 2022
(TSN)
 
 
 
About pucking time: Entire Hockey Canada Board FINALLY steps down
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
You have failed your Oktoberfest if it takes an hour to get in and then an hour and a half to get one beer
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