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Sun May 24, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mayor from Jaws addresses the nation
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IHeartMedia to begin a phased reopening of offices starting June 1st. All three remaining employees said to be relieved
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
United's CEO says they could avoid layoffs if employees are willing to take cuts in work hours, face, arms, legs
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite saleslady is back
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(CBR)
 
 
 
EA: We are the greediest bastards in gaming today. Xavient: Hold this beer for $6 and you can take one free sip a day
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BLM plans to spend one billion dollars to slaughter, remove 220,000 wild horses and burros from US public lands
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Sun May 17, 2020
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina: One is coming
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham busted for operating illicit salon
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Fri May 15, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
President Epidemiologist Trump announces vaccine project
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Step 1: Do the opposite of what Elon Musk does
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite a $115M endowment, think tank thinks there wouldn't be a problem with the $8 million federal small-business loan they received
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Tue May 12, 2020
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia library board holding a Zoom meeting get an unexpected presentation of child porn and racism. In other words, it was a Monday
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Posting a rant about a store requiring you to wear a mask and threatening them with a handgun and hollow points is a good way to guarantee you won't be standing in line in a grocery store, but rather an unemployment line
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Mon May 11, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Coronavirus press conference happening now
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KOTZ)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "There's a massive beaver boom in Northwest Alaska, and scientists and locals have dam concerns"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine: doesn't really work, has bad side effects, Trump admin goes all-in. Remdesivir: actually showing promise, Trump admin goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Add Neiman Marcus to the bankrupt pile. It's a good thing we're all working from home as soon we won't have any places left to buy pants from
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Beyond expectations
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Working at the Amazon warehouse was always painful. Now it's terrifying
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
I'm sure it hurts a little
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If this is the only mask you have around the house, COVID-19 is the least of your problems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner disputes Gov. Whitmer's claim that the state is having trouble obtaining supplies to do adequate testing. Well, in choosing who is more credible, the Governor of a state or.....Wait, what EXACTLY is it that Jared Kushner does?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Judge rules in favor of helping single moms
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Thu April 30, 2020
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
"Let's see, we had Jim Nasium, Bill Fold, Amanda Lynn, and Dixie Normus at table six...hey, wait a sec"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Sometime this weekend Trump will start blaming the virus on the meatpacking industry
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Female mechanic made some adult videos, male coworkers found them online and watched them at work. Guess who got fired
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covid 19 bringing back the good old days of unions
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
"AT&T Just Lost Over 1 Million TV Subscribers -- And It's Going to Get Worse"
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"You ain't pinning this on us" -- Largest movie theater chain won't reopen even if government permits
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
AT&T just got Stankey
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Seven of the countries with the best coronavirus responses all have one thing in common
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Yeah, there was a reason Trump almost immediately canned the special inspector general overseeing the stimulus bill and replaced him with a toady from the White House Counsel's office
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Legal troubles may have cost NRA $100 million. Let's send them thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sorry you didn't get you SBA loan; but on the bright side, we did compromise all the information you sent in
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
So, um, hurricane season is approaching
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you can read, thank a teacher. If you can find something to read, thank a librarian, and library workers too. It's National Library Workers Day
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans who live in crowded apartment complexes are starting to realize that many of their neighbors are morons
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Good News: Maryland's Governor secures 500K Covid-19 tests from South Korea (with help from his Korean-born wife). Smart Move: Gov doesn't announce it until they've made the trip so the Feds can't confiscate them. Surprising: A Republican governor
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coronavirus messing with your money? Now you can borrow from your 401K without penalties. Rejoice
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coronavirus messing with your money? Now you can borrow from your 401K without penalties. Rejoice
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
What was the last "mass gathering" you attended? Subby's was a NCAA basketball game with about 13,000 people (early February)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bakery chain Le Pain Quotidien is feeling le pain
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
So it turns out that Novak Djokovic is pro-plague
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
Weeners
 
Businessman takes on Hiscox
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Payment Protection Program that was supposed to save small businesses is out of money two weeks after going live
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NY Gov. Cuomo one-ups Trump in his battle with the White House over the state's management of the coronavirus crisis: "The president will have no fight from me"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm litigatin' it
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Delta orders sick employees not to post on social media or tell their fellow crew members and certainly not passengers
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you haven't lost your 350K a year job writing about soccer maybe you shouldn't blast management on Instagram when you get a pay cut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
One brewery owner's experience with the federal bailout shows its one size fits all approach doesn't
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Fri April 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Toilet paper roll cakes save Finish bakery from being flushed away
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Really, just come on," she said. "Have some compassion and common sense in this time of crisis we're in"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nick Saban has come a long way as coach for Alabama. He learned how to e-mail and text while social distancing
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's a VERY long list
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why you are having a hard time finding tortillas in the crisis, ask why Mission isn't keeping its employees safe
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dimon sees 'bad recession' after 'bad planning' for pandemic. Pearl unavailable for comment
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It looks like the Branch Dildonians are buzzing again
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sony has cancelled the apocalypse
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Don't investigate me, bro
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Arborist uses bucket truck to safely visit mother on third floor of her nursing home. Management eyes attached wood chipper for body disposal
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL still plans to play full 16-game season; may simply delay it. If next year's Oscars can be on Valentine's Day, why not the Super Bowl on Easter?
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Milquetoast governor issues milquetoast stay-at-home order
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Finally, someone asks the very important question: What are TSA agents doing now that no one is flying?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Papa John's wants Shaq off the Board
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon employee forgets that he's not in a union
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Employees of the most ridiculous Mexican restaurant that "South Park" made famous are seeing their paychecks bounce and management is saying nothing
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin hopes to release instructions on Monday for how large corporations can loot the treasury
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
So you're working from home. Post some pictures of your co-workers, er, pets and what they're doing to make your job better
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Sun March 29, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona's Director of Emergency Management quits in the middle of an emergency
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Fri March 27, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While they were still pretending there was no problem, China ordered a Chinese government-backed company to pillage Australia's supplies of masks, hand sanitizer, and antibacterial wipes and ship them to China
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bad news is that Trump sucks at this whole crisis management thing, the good news is the nation's other leaders at the state and local level are handling it just fine without him
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(Business Insider Singapore)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby said Jesus told them to stay open, so now they are cutting workers' pay and denying them all sick leave just like Jesus would do
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(Business Insider Singapore)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby said Jesus told them to stay open, so now they are cutting workers' pay and denying them all sick leave just like Jesus would do
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Wed March 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
GMs want Draft delayed, but league says not po$ible for $ome rea$on
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Tue March 24, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hawkeye requests a reduction in child support payments due to Corona Virus
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Fri March 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: "People are losing their jobs left and right, and the economy is falling apart. What should we do?" "How about giving our CEO a 20% raise?" "Brilliant"
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Outline)
 
 
 
Facebook completely bungled its coronavirus response, you say? Here is my shocked face: •__•
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you get coronavirus, be sure to have your last will and testament complete, all of your online account passwords available, and disclose your secret recipe for chicken cordon bleu
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Article about Olive Garden poor management of sick employees gets the company to offer paid sick leave faster than it takes to get more breadsticks
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren tells private prisons to release their Coronavirus plans. Private prisons: Plans, we don't need no stinkin' plans
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Former President of Nintendo USA shrinks down to become GameStop board member
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Mon March 09, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to lead national prayer briefing for coronavirus shortly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With a name like Brase, he's got to be good
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toyota car salesman diagnosed with COVID-19, and dealership immediately closes up through March 9 and enacts hygiene measures. Who could ask for anything more?
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point. What more explanation do you need?
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Rock climbers face many dangers, but being crushed to death by a plummeting member of the Antilocapridae family is not typically among them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Half the Bureau of Land Management quits because they don't want to move to East Bumfark, remaining 50% will have to work twice as hard to stop the GOP fire sale of American public lands
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
World's first successful heart surgery performed on heartless man
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Sat February 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson CEO saddles up for his drive into the sunset
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Fri February 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Eurozone's pretty hot right now. Fortunately, NOT feverish
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Stamps.com is delivering
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
GameStop employees report their management is more desperate than Arthur flailing about in his boxers at the graveyard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buy 4 shares of Groupon, get 1 free
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DJ / music producer / architect of acid house in the late 80s Andy Weatherall is gonna get deep down, deep down. By about six feet. Woo hey
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Wed February 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
🎵 Here we are, born to smallsat launchers, we are the princes of the universe. Here we belong, fighting for survival, we've come to put stuff around your world. I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival other than Elon. 🎵
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Tue February 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crypto AG looking for new management, safe place to hide
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I just have a Doctorate in Wildlife Management, what do I know? Just stick your wolf reintroduction ballot initiative below the one about legalizing recreational mushrooms
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Deficit'll buff out
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump administration finalizes bold plan to ruin some of America's most pristine wilderness
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Thu February 06, 2020
(FTVLive)
 
 
 
What sort of place do you work at where management has to scold employees for leaving boogers on the bathroom wall? Oh yeah, a TV station
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Falling On Retail Disappointment
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Tue February 04, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How {Pete Buttigieg's former employer} McKinsey destroyed the American Middle Class". But that's really not fair, greedy corporate executives did that, McKinsey was just brought in to "provide cover" for what they were going to do anyway
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Sat February 01, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona HOA reverses course regarding fines for criticizing board members on social media. They still show their true colors to media after meeting
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Thu January 30, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints management is starting to realize that touching the third rail, even with a ten foot pole, is a really bad idea
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Wed January 29, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, property management company. You have a lot of vacancies. How about we just go ahead and tax you on those unleased units? You know, as an incentive
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Tue January 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
X-ray baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rawhide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Companies should curtail sports banter in the office because it makes female employees uncomfortable
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Mon January 27, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Umpires to announce replay review results via microphones. Hot mic during ump-manager arguments is inevitable
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The most Australian way to die. After of course shark bite, drop bear, bush fire, blue ring octopus, jellyfish, platypus sting, cassowary kick, skin cancer, spider bite, snake bite, croc bite, dust, hail, VB, vegemite, myxomatosis, and dissin' Terry
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