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Mon October 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If we look at it closely and with compassion, male desire is more complicated than most people assume it to be"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"The honey badger's baculum even looks like an ice cream scoop"
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Tue October 13, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
NOLA's Commander's Palace now has its first female head chef. *BAM*
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Sun October 11, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Female captain addresses what's wrong with this comment: "How can you be a captain? You're only a woman"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The surprising history of Sesame Street's Prairie Dawn, Jim Henson's first female puppeteer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest female skydiver dies. No, no that way
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
A priest had sex in a church with two consenting adult females? That's demonic. BURN THE ALTAR
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey women, go be female somewhere else. Love, the South
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The GOP is losing female voters, seniors, and suburbanites, and now they could be losing young voters
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Thu October 08, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Putting your initials in wet cement is one thing. Causing 75 grand in damage is another
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
It's a unicorn that flies
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maybe it seems a little on the nose that the Invincible Hero used the track "Believe" from the album Epic Male Songs, but it was a subtle choice compared to the album's other tracks "Time Is Running Out" and "Air"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orange man bad
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Mon October 05, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Selling edibles to kids will upset their parents
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zookeepers hope their critically endangered female rhino will get it on with newly arrived male rhino, note that they both look pretty horny
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Wed September 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Give it up for southern alligator lizards, you humans haven't really loved someone enough to grip their head in your mouth for hours or days
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Female archer shows her mad aiming skills after shooting a tiny Lifesaver mint out of the sky with bow and arrow (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Matt Walsh would like us all to know that any dudes using emojis should turn in their Man Card™
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan Airlines to drop "ladies and gentlemen" in favor of more inclusive greetings like "attention all passengers" and "welcome, everyone." United to still drag you off flights whether you're male or female
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Fri September 25, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
But is it really enough?
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Wed September 23, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
INside THE lives OF synCHROnous FIREflies
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, Uh-huh Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, Uh-huh Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, kicked his rivals ass and won the lass, Uh-huh (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
🎶 See the pretty face in that mirror there, who can that goat be? 🎶
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
🎶 See the pretty face in that mirror there, who can that goat be? 🎶
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Sun September 20, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
I do say, you have the keys to these handcuffs, right? Yes. Well, okay then. [amorous time passes] Was that as good for you as it was for me? Can you take off these cuffs now? Blimey, why are you calling the police?
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That treasure chest in the Rockies guy was probably just a plain old grave robber who wanted to plunder female searchers' booty
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Scientists find world's oldest sperm in amber, proving that she was getting around even way back then
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Plucky Hamster has a narrow squeak after being rescued from the back of a rubbish truck. Rescuers wanted to call it 'Garbage' until they found out it was female. Absolutely no comment
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Well the DHS and DOJ IG's WERE conducting an investigation in whether ICE personnel were routinely sexually assaulting female detainees in areas that are "blind spots" for security cameras; but darn the luck, a key witness/victim just got deported
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Tue September 15, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Site of male sexual desire uncovered in brain, pants, hands
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Spray mops" description upsets woman, film at 11
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Young Joe Biden pledges complete health transparency if elected, in order to place the nation's first female president in office as soon as possible
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(No trolling)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call an all-Black female fishing team in their first major tournament? A: Winners
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(Patch)
 
Video
 
3 ugly ass lion cubs born at Dallas Zoo, first ones in 46 years
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you don't think your teenager is watching porn, you're wrong
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The next Fast and Furious film will have a female writer, thanks to Michelle Rodriguez
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney+ forging forth with a female-fronted Doogie Howser reboot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you a mantid maniac? You are now
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
These are the 10 best female golfers under the age of 25. Lexi Thompson? Too old
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Wed September 09, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
62-year-old python lays eggs despite not being near a male for 15 years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says it would be "an insult to our country" if Kamala Harris became the first female president. "People don't like her. Nobody likes her. She could never be the first woman president. She could never be. That would be an insult to our country"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Top sex tips for women, including (a) be less selfish in bed, (b) try and last longer, (c) if your partner is male, the penis is an erogenous zone that merits attention
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump has created a church of toxic masculinity
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Fri September 04, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Older male elephants play important role in herd education, culture. Now get the fark off of their savannah
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, that Netflix poster for a French movie that was blasted for sexualizing young girls? Yeah, the director received death threats over it. The black, female director who had no say in the poster
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Record number of young cougars found, with pics
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Flamboyant cuttlefish save their bright patterns for flirting, fighting, fleeing and, of course, mating
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Headline: FEARS MEN COULD DIE OUT FROM DISAPPEARING Y CHROMOSOME. Article: says this is unlikely to happen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Britain now under attack from freaky-legged sex-crazed nopes "the size of your hand." Look out humans in homes, their only mission is to have sex
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you feel inspired by the RNC speakers? You too can build your own "RNC hardship narrative". Template to the left, show your work to the right
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old skateboarding prodigy becomes first female to conquer 100-foot-tall "Mega Ramp," with a little help and coaching from skate legend, Tony Hawk (w/video)
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Trailer for latest Call of Duty video games promotes a dangerous conspiracy theory that "extending equality to the United States' non-white, non-male population made it ripe for Soviet invasion"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently counting to two just won't cut it
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
Weeners
 
Driver in fatal head-on collision was found with his pants down, injuries to deceased female passenger suggest she was hit by the stick
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's attorney General resigns after it's revealed he sent "uncomfortable" text messages to a younger female subordinate. 558 text messages, to be exact. In a 27-day span. So, about 20 a day
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Wed August 19, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tired of the same old anti-mask rants? Reboot your expression of freedumb to include one of the following: a) racist b) political c) heartfelt warning or d) homophobic statements. For bonus Fark style points, unzip your pants as part of the show
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Some Australians)
 
 
 
Russian town attacked by mosquito tornadoes, as we shift from farcical times to Lovecraftian times
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Fri August 14, 2020
(nathancunn)
 
 
 
The data is in: By name popularity over time, the male equivalent of a "Karen" is a "Terry"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former airline pilot Kareem Abdul-Jabbar calls out Titan Games and The Challenge as being unfair to women, insists that several women could drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Former student sues college, claims the female supervisor pressed for a 'threesome'
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
The Root investigates wet ass pussy
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
35-year-old Japanese male idol spotted drinking and cavorting with underaged girls
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Y chromosomes gain an advantage over X chromosomes when old men nail young women, which actually explains a lot
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
First female Turing Award winner dies at the age of 1011000. Tag for her accomplishments
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hate your kids? Here comes the science
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
The evolutionary paths of paddlefish and sturgeons diverged 184 million years ago. For those fish to breed is more like "if a human came out of a platypus egg"
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(OK Whatever)
 
Boobies
 
Science has spoken: Size only matters if he's hungry (NSFWish)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Penis microbiota predicts if a man's female partner will develop bacterial vaginosis." Also, your penis has a microbiota, regardless of how big you think it is
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Mon August 03, 2020
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Good idea: catching 40 winks in your car. Bad idea: catching 40 winks in your stolen car
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean I should not have postponed taking more brooding Brooklyn Alpha-male selfies to organize a massive NYC party boat booze-cruise? That was wrong? Maybe someone should have told me
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Mon July 27, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Young dolphins refuse to be flippant about choosing their friends
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Firms with more female executives, fewer glass ceilings 'perform better'
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks women politicians about their experiences with sexism. Obvious: Even the Republican women have to suffer grief from male chauvinist pigs
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Reports of "large apex predator" in West Sussex turns out to be giant stuffed animal sitting on park bench. Americans would have realized this because we like to win carnival games
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese sperm bank urges male citizens to actively make donations after facing semen shortage due to coronavirus
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose. Especially if you don't have fingers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yet another female judge was on Roy Den Hollander's hit list. It's almost like he hated women
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Hale male bails off trail to scale Dragon's Tail, to no avail: starts to flail and wail, slips on shale; begins to sail, with sad end to tale
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republicans torn on how to address expiring unemployment benefits, with tensions rising between the 'just cackle malevolently' and the 'feast on baby blood' camps
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In his first interview since entering rehab after being found drunk in a hotel room with a male prostitute who had OD'ed on meth. Andrew Gillum opens up about his fight with alcoholism and depression. Still would have been a better gov than Desantis
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A released Siamese crocodile has been found nesting in the wild. No word on her twin
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
World's foremost female tennis player, who greatly contributed to the desegregation of American tennis, once was a spy for U.S. intelligence and was shot in the back by a Nazi agent
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia using Real Doll to cut government red tape, prostitution
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy welcomes first Black female tactical jet pilot
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kurdistan female landmine clearance teams got so much clit they don't need no balls
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dumbass tries to defend JK Rowling by saying before her female SF&F authors were "virtually unknown" Ursula LeGuin, Anne McCaffrey, CJ Cherryh, Lin Carter, CL Moore, PL Travers, Mary Shelly collectively say "biatch, please"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If someone were to tell you that there was a documentary coming out about an all-female rock band who were influenced by punk, which band do you think that would be? Try to guess before clicking the link
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Fri July 03, 2020
(TriCity News)
 
 
 
B.C. Birds are changing their tunes
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
MIT's AI training included labelling women as "whores or biatches, and Black and Asian people with derogatory language. The database also contained close-up pictures of female genitalia labeled with the C-word." No wonder Skynet's so eeeevil
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered spider species looks like it's wearing Joker makeup, named after Joaquin Phoenix. Jared Leto inconsolable
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