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headlines found matching 'Maine'
Wed June 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Maine insurance agency blows the dog whistle for Juneteenth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sotomayor, last week: Clarence Thomas cares deeply about the court. Sotomayor, today: In just a few years, the Court has upended constitutional doctrine
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine oyster production booms due to record crop. Turns out they breed quickly, with many giving birth in high school and having three more soon after graduation
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Mon June 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
The 207 celebrates after feds allow them to keep their statewide area code through end of 2025. While the rest of us struggle with 10-digit phone numbers, Mainers will continue rollin' with 7 every day
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Thu June 16, 2022
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Three-clawed lobster caught off the coast of Maine is very rare, magically delicious
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WJBQ Portland)
 
 
 
Maine donut shop has customer scream "Go fark yourself," at teen girl working counter because they're out of chocolate raised. Decides to post plea for civility. Doesn't seem to understand it's in Maine
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Restaurant to close because no one wants shiat wages
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember Paul LePage? The governor of Maine who was seen as a louder, stupider, even more racist version of Donald Trump? He apparently figures the time is ripe for him to make a "comeback"
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sexy bridges that are fun to cross? That's my infrastructural fetish
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Twenty years of data illustrate the warming of the Gulf of Maine, and its effect on the food web. Likelihood of salt water crocodile migration not discussed
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ooh, careful, don't make Susan "cheap date" Collins unleash some mild concern at you
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
In the game 'rock paper scissors', rock crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, paper covers rock. But in the game 'moose car tractor-trailer', car kills moose, tractor-trailer crushes car, game over
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I shot the rapper, but I did not shoot the deputy
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The power of D'aww compels you to monitor the beach
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Because fark you, that's why." It's not just a reply from oil companies and formula makers anymore. Maine gets in on the fun and says it to tourists
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Fri May 27, 2022
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Fan at Garth Brooks show holds up sign: "Bangor, Maine 1992: I've saved your guitar pick for 30 years Need it back?" Garth says she can keep it, then gives her another, and the capo from his guitar. And the guitar. Then signs it after the show. Nice
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Thu May 26, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
For the first time in over 200 years, alewives have naturally made their way from the Atlantic Ocean to Maine's China Lake. Scotchhusbands still MIA
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(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
Despite temperatures in the 50s, on Tuesday a single snowflake in Brunswick, ME managed to ruin a freshly-painted crosswalk
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Zoo near Boston has three new otters, which were born one after anotter
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is very concerned about guns. So concerned that she wants Congress to emulate a Maine law to take away guns from dangerous people... a law that's only been used 13 times
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Wiscasset, Maine: Come for the overhyped lobster roll, stay for the 2 mile backup on US-1
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Tue May 24, 2022
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
It's one way to run a business. One way. Unfortunately, not a legal way
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Erin Brockovich visits Maine to help residents prepare mass tort action over forever chemicals, proving that she isn't a fictional character and she isn't dead
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all
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Fri May 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
♬♫ The wise man dug his hole up on a rock / the foolish man dug his hole down on the beach / and the tide came a' tumblin' in ♫♬
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Like many in Maine, he watched the BLM protests in 2020 and wondered how he could help the cause. So he did what he could. And that was come up with a car-mounted pepper spray cannon drivers could use on protestors
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
More than half of people looking to move to southern Maine are Bostonians trying to get away from all their fellow Bostonians... who are trying to do the same. This will end well
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Mon May 16, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Amazon launches new three-hour fire sale on I-80 mm422 in Nebraska. State Patrol says its a traffic stopper
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In his first public appearance since the leak, John Roberts stresses that "one bad apple" would not change "people's perception" of SCOTUS, mainly because most people had already long seen it as a completely illegitimate, partisan institution
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Thu May 05, 2022
(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
Maine takes steps towards eliminating "obscene" license plates. A55 [orange] RGY unavailable for comment
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Already stressed out by the upcoming week this Monday? Watch hungry deer munch on apples in the Maine woods
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine hunters sue to allow Sunday hunting, say current restrictions violate their "Right to Food" as specified in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the state's new Right to Food constitutional amendment
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Blueberry Pie Day. Know what we don't celebrate? National Blueberry Cake Day
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Wed April 27, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine finally takes steps to address space lumberjack shortage, deal with possible alien lobsters
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine's planning to build a spaceport to become a leader in the industry. Or a zipline from one end of the flat earth to the other. Because that's The Maine Way
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Thu April 21, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
As scientists release genetically altered mice into Nantucket FARK headline writers ask the only important question: Limmerick, mice overlords, or really tired name-of-my-cover-band cliche to tell the story?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
There is no greater range of symptoms than from "none at all" to "death"
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may have attenuated to a light cold that doubles the girth of your 🍆 and raises your IQ by 8 points every time you catch it, but Absolute Mortality is at a rate only seen in unregulated epidemics
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The bird flu that's plaguing the country's avian population has now infected our bald eagles. Oh noes, USA USA USA
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Deadly pedestrian accidents rise 200 percent in Maine as locals are still adjusting to those newfangled horseless carriages
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Lettuce is being recalled. Romaine calm everyone
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Thu April 07, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Concerned concerned with Covid
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Like Cawthorn, MTG is finding out that making up wild accusations against liberals is fine, but not so fine when directed at fellow GQPers
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine Lobstermen after killing whales: They're just sleeping. Or they've moved. Whatever. You think you're better than me?
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Fri March 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft grateful for happy ending. This is not a repeat from 2019
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine LobsterMAGA: If you take away a sliver of the ocean for our traps, you won't be able to serve $23 reheated rolls to tourists you hate. And that's like 142 percent of the state economy
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
If individuals are embarrassed to claim Florida as their home, I-95 goes north to Houlton, Maine
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Anson Maine tries to write a Parks and Rec episode where methheads sell off the town's water pipes and then lock everyone out of the computer system
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Seek other roads, for the poop truck hath overturned and the poop lay in the roadway
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Sat March 19, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Island of Misfit Books, where banned and unwanted books are always welcome
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Tue March 15, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis announces major police reform: Officers now have to wait a whole 20 seconds between knocking and shooting you in bed
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Sun March 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Well blow me down, lobstermen will get $17 million in federal aid to comply with rare whale rules
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you cross Stephen King, expect to live out your days under a curse. Even if you're a college hockey team
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Fri March 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A Maine fisherman catches an enormous lobster, estimated to be around 100 years old. Put away that melted butter because he released back into the ocean
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A rarely seen fisher cat has made an appearance in the Moosehorn National Wildlife Refuge in Maine. It's favorite meal is not fish but porcupines
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Bring on the baby butter
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"It is a great way to keep Portland on the map." The best way to do that is move it out of Maine
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for STEM
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Q: Did you leave any tickets for Sen. Collins? A: (long pause) Ah, no. No
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Wed March 02, 2022
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Thanks to trend-setter Susan Collins, Paul LePage can run for governor of Maine. Again
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
New version of Covid omicron variant found in Maine sewer. Residents urged to socially distance from killer clowns
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