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Sat May 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Wienermobile delivers wieners to the elderly, disabled, and those who would otherwise be unable to afford or receive weiners
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Gordon farking Ramsey revisits the same idiot sandwich restaurant that Anthony Bourdain filmed 10 years ago. fark me
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
NASA to launch rocket this weekend that will release a chemical that lights up the sky over Florida. Man, these gender reveals are getting out of hand
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Thu May 13, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Walmart and Target suspend sales of MLB, NHL, NFL and Pokemon cards because people are assholes and can't stop being dicks about collecting them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine eyes tighter controls on pesticide use at schools, evidently based on principle that not all students are pests
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Tue May 11, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Family members clearing out their deceased father's home make a discovery that better have a damn good explanation but probably doesn't
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Fri May 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Goodwill is not your personal garbage ejecta site
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Let them make a Freedom Choice of dying at home or outside the ER in their car
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Thu May 06, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
In 2015, Maine stopped the review and approval process for vanity license plates, and it's pretty much been an A55 RGY ever since
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Big" and "benevolent" are hardly ever used to describe trolls. Well, "benevolent," anyway
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Tue May 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Connecticut is first US state with 50% full vaccination rate. This isn't helping with the "rich white people get all the vaccines" narrative
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Police called on diners violating no-eat-in order. Suspects remained mute in the face of questioning, maintaining wooden expressions
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Wed April 28, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Man steals Jeep. Then things get weird
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
You guys want to go see a dead body, on the big screen?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish poop, fish poop, profitable fish poop. Feeds the produce. Eat it up, yum
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Pacific Northwest's forest gardens were not only deliberately cultivated by Indigenous gardeners, but also remained resilient in the face of dominant local flora long after people left the scene. Where loggers mowed them down they did not return
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Fri April 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protestors remember to vandalize the Maine in NYC
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The USOC's closing ceremony uniforms for the Tokyo Olympics are whiter than Maine and North Dakota in a blizzard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a TV series that is no longer in production that you would like to bring back?
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For you, New Hampshire and Maine, a little bit more winter. Which means two mud seasons for the price of one, and from there we segue directly into pollen, black-fly seasons - and then, the Coming of the Masshats
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Free breakfast
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Maine needs a law to allow kids under 18 to sell lemonade
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call a guy who warms up his Harley in an apartment complex parking lot for 15 minutes on a 60-degree Sunday morning, and when he takes off he blasts Dr. Dre? Bonus: He's in his mid-20s, white and it's Maine. LGT: Reasons
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine landlord sues city to make rent a trade secret, arguing that disclosure requirements will be "very uncomfortable for landlords and tenants"
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Fri April 02, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
When it's all said and done, getting a DUI is still less expensive than adding a teen driver to your insurance. So, you know, bottoms up
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Wed March 31, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A truck carrying four 1,000-gallon containers crashed, causing two of them to fall off the truck. Hopefully these containers were not full with any type of dangerous material. Oh, dear
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Maine discussing allowing Viking funeral pyres. So yes, you too can go out like a Jedi
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Thu March 18, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Old news: Subby used to take Adderall to ace math tests. Today's news: testing Adderall since it's laced with meth
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Tue March 16, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently Susan Collins isn't all that concerned
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Fri March 12, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Now you can put lobster all over your body
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
Now that the ship has remained afloat, the rats that fled Manhattan a year ago are slinking back in
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Published in time for Passover, new cookbook gives vegan makeover to 59 Jewish classics. Delights include mock whitefish salad, mushroom-barley-molasses cholent, crispy baked tofu schnitzel, jackfruit brisket, and unbelievable matzo ball soup
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Sat March 06, 2021
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Shiatter's Full
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Yes, I'll have some heirloom apples with my Nutriloaf"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Imgur)
 
 
 
John Travolta's Maine manor is for sale. Photoshop this tastefully appointed living room. (more choices on Zillow)
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Mon February 22, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Cinetragic
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For $5 million you can now own John Travolta's oceanic mansion in Maine. That is a phenomena of a price
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Wed February 17, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Nothing like a candlelight bath on Valentine's day. In a stranger's home
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rush reunited with Neil Peart. Born in 1951, he remained there for the rest of his life until passing today
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Get high on growing your own mushrooms
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Mon February 15, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1898, the blame for the Maine fell squarely on the Spain
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Bewildered family wonders why Maine is so weird, until America's one helpful TSA agent comes to their aid
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Decanter)
 
 
 
A new vineyard has been established on Easter Island. When asked for comment, the owners remained stone-faced
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
Maine kids get help from Maine's most famous writer to publish a book. It will be good
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen violent, racist Kyle? No, not that one, the other one. Yeah, he's also about this tall, and sounds like a real delight
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
On the up side, he now has an excellent photo for his Lowered Expectations dating profile
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Want to get back at your ex for Valentine's Day? Maine animal shelter will place your ex's name in cats' litter boxes
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate approves the Manchin/Collins amendment to put an income limit on the stimulus checks in a 99-1 vote, but you can put the torches and pitchforks down because it's non-binding and Bernie has the final say
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Bin Laden has remained a staunch Trump supporter despite the results of the November election." My 2021 bingo card just self-immolated. That's bad, right?
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Surprise: booze companies made out like bandits last year
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian venture bluShift Aerospace has developed a rocket biofuel and wants to be the Uber for space, so astronauts can have the experience of endless one-sided conversations, getting hopelessly lost, and unidentifiable substances on the floorboard
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Sun January 31, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Woman has no need to dial 911 about crash
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Wed January 27, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What sorcery is this that the most popular state drink in the USA is MILK???
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Tue January 26, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
You can't even tell someone to take a hike
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Sat January 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The creepy evil clown of Middletown New Jersey (a longstanding landmark) has turned 65 today, and has no plans on turning less creepy, less Jersey
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Have a hot seat while you eat
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Today is an important day. It is National Cheese Lover's Day What is your favorite. There is no wrong answer except Velveeta
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Tue January 19, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
It's all in the numbers
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