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Fri August 07, 2020
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 243, Michael Chandler vs Benson Henderson II, Matt Mitrione vs Timothy Johnson. Prelims stream at 7:15 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
During regular transponder maintenance, JAL tech was testing some stuff and had to temporarily relabel some aircraft on radar, and, much as you would choose a PIN, he chose "JL123". Flight trackers went ballistic, but nothing crashed
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
The pains in the lanes can come mainly from the Danes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York AG is attempting to dissolve the NRA. Dyslexic geneticists remain confused, continue search for CT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers win legal right to remain in their river home. Nice
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Golfer tied for the lead at the Maine junior golf championship eagles the final hole...and finishes one shot back of the guy who double-eagled for the win
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the Village People took gay sex mainstream. Come for the MAGA anthem, stay for the Simpsons reference
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Can killing cookies save journalism, or will they remain a privacy monster?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Danish prince discharged from hospital after brain surgery, will remain sixth in line to become the King of Danishes
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The Japanese owner of 7-11 to purchase the entire Speedway chain. Job market for stoners, pedophiles, and photophobes remains steady
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China's manufacturing activity hits its highest level in July in more than nine years even as export demand remained in "contraction territory." Xi's so enigmatic
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carrot dogs are perfect for vegan attendees at your party. Are carrot dogs a taco? Well, that remains up for debate
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Sat August 01, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night, Derek Brunson vs Edmen Shahbazyan from the UFC Apex center. Joanne Calderwood vs Jennifer Maia. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft's US offices will remain [Start - Power - Shut down] until January 2021
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Let's consider which aliens would be the most difficult to defeat, as there are still 5 months remaining in 2020
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Dead seals with giant bite marks are washing up along Maine shores: "It looks like there's some kind of a totally psycho shark out there" (warning: contains pics of dead seals with giant bite marks)
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 Data in the US is an 'Information Catastrophe.'" The response isn't going to win any awards any time soon, either. "Obvious" tag remains WFH and will only respond to texts these days
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newcastle United to remain Saudi Arabia-free after takeover bid fails
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing smartphone maker in mainland China isn't Xiaomi, Huawei, OnePlus, Oppo, or even Vivo. You've probably never heard of it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Norwegian Cruise Lines to remain drydocked through the end of October
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
T-Mobile sprints to close and rebrand remaining Sprint stores. Can you hear me now?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The shark that killed a New York City woman off the coast of Maine was a great white...and it's still out there. _______/\_______\0/____
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman killed in an apparent shark attack in Maine, which is strange because shahks normally don't live up heah
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jet2 cancels all holidays and flights to mainland Spain. How does an airline cancel a holiday?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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Sat July 25, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Island 3, Robert Whittaker vs Darren Till, Shogun Rua vs Antonio "Little Nog" Nogueira III Prelims at 5 PM ET, Main Card at 8 PM ET. Both on ESPN and ESPN+
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a federal filing last week, the RNC reported spending $14,000 on "building maintenance" -- which now appears to be a misspelling of "masks for ourselves"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Of course, from OANN's perspective, QAnon is indeed mainstream. Joe Overton underflows to 0xFFFF in his grave
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(Fark)
 
 
 
1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite summer song?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
No wonder the US remains so deeply boned
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Yearly story that's suddenly new this year: "Maintenance workers at Maryland universities fear students' return"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a reason the photo editor chose the picture of Gov. DeSantis doing "the "remain calm, all is well" pose from Animal House to accompany this article about his recent performance as governor
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio House Speaker has right to remain silent
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In Biden's America, ____________________
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner burns table one where Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein used to sit to cleanse his restaurant. Wait until he finds out his staff moved it during the last deep cleaning and it's now quiet table four in the corner
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadpool: Will the US have 150,000 Corona dead by Friday, Saturday or Sunday?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wanting to remain out of Sauron's *cough*CHINA*cough* eye, global wealth managers are checking to see if their Hong Kong clients have ties to the pro-democracy movement
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Sun July 19, 2020
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
It's a 106 miles to the mainland with only one road. We've got a full tank of gas, cops behind us, cops ahead of us, half a brain. Hit it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 130 from Fight Island, Deiveson Figueiredo vs Joseph Benavidez in a rematch for the vacant bantamweight title, Kelvin Gastelum vs Jack Hermansson. Prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop will require both remaining customers to wear facemasks
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, for anyone who has had the wonderfully fun COVID test, who here believes that President Kid Gloves gets tested "every Two days"? Subby isn't buying it
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
What's the oldest piece of software you maintain, and why? Someone out there has to be keeping Microsoft Bob alive in Windows 10
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night live from Fight Island. A mid-week free event featuring Calvin Kattar vs Dan Ige, Tim Elliott vs Ryan Benoit. Prelims at 7 PM ET on ESPN. Main card at 10 PM ET, also on ESPN
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Gator sequel filming in Maine suspended
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cool: Photographer spends 40 years documenting US roadside attractions. Awesome: The Library of Congress cataloged them and released them into the public domain
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fragmentary remains of single dinosaur with birth defect mistakenly named new species by overly-eager discovering scientist
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It'd be a shame if your ability to vote was revoked because you did not send Donnie your proper donation. I understand that you don't like broken bones, so send us money and they'll remain unbroken
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Gunn tried to be loud and proud with Velma in the Scooby Doo movies including a kiss between her and Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar) that obviously didn't make the final cut. "But, thankfully, the farting remained"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's US fuel oil exports remain close to record-highs as Donnie clamps down on what's left of Venezuela
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Sun July 12, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cutest repair shop crew ever seen. Maine Coon kittens work on a pickup
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 were a food, what food would it be?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 251 from Fight Island with three title fights. Kamaru Usman vs Jorge Masvidal, Alexander Volkanovski vs Max Holloway II, Petr Yan vs Jose Aldo. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, ESPN Prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV Main card at 10 PM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"He was then to "decorate main palace", meet family and friends, feast repeatedly, go to the market, "spend time with wives" and embark on quests. Meeting Allah did not make the list until point number seven"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Had Fark been around 40 years ago, these would all have hit the main page
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Wed July 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook was cancer before their alleged "civil rights audit" and will remain cancer after
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maine Senator Susan Collins plays the Republican moderate card again, signals she won't campaign against former Senator Joe Biden because of their days serving in the upper chamber together
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Tue July 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine Audubon Society is going ahead with its annual count of common loons this year. Florida Audobon Society gave up months ago because common loons are everywhere you look
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Collins trails Gideon by 4 points in Maine senate race, says long-term campaign tactic of leaving an endorsed bible in every hotel room is paying off
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(The Register)
 
 
 
AM and FM to remain on the charts in the UK
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is one destination in America you have on your bucket list for places to visit, what is it?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Geotab.com)
 
 
 
America's loneliest stretches of open, scenic roads available on interactive map. Come for Maine's Old Canada Road; stay for Alaska's Dalton Highway
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
10 years on, Inception remains a magnificent film BWAAAAAAAAAM
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(NewsCenter Maine)
 
 
 
Amateurs and dipshiats are out in force in the wilderness of Maine, with three rescues in the three days since Mt. Katahdin's been open to hiking
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
How Trump could lose the election - and still remain President
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I was living in my parents' basement before it was cool. Now it's gone too mainstream
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Lighthouse on lockdown? Can Marvel's Agents of SHIELD fight Chronicoms while maintaining social distance? Find out tonight at 10pm eastern on ABC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Excited to hear the SCOTUS rulings on Trump's taxes, Obamacare, and the Electoral College? Well, you'll have to wait a bit longer. Supremes put remaining decision off until after July 4th for the first time in nearly 35 years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
*Click* *Click* Uh, is this thing on? Hello? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, returning from absence edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY Live from the SCOTUS All remaining judgments shall be made, all decisions are final, unprecedented presidents, and 700 page decisions You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Successful Nigerian scammer forgets that the first rule to remaining successful is to not get noticed by authorities
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
They say the neon lights will remain dark for the rest of 2020 on Broadway ... on Broadway ... on Broadway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggestions for naming new doggo? DIT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg personally worked with Trump to ensure that his policy-violating posts could remain up without issue
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night, Dustin Poirier vs Dan Hooker, Mike Perry vs Mickey Gall. Live from the empty UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on the ESPN cable channel and the ESPN+ streaming service
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
The 5,000 mile long Sahara dust cloud has reached the US mainland, causing a beleaguered nation to collectively shrug their shoulders and say, "Meh...we've seen a lot worse this year"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mmm, I could really go for some __________
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We now go to the UK, where unlike in reckless America, people maintain social distancing and care about the health of their fellow -- OH DEAR GOD
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, you're looking forward to watching the Hamilton movie? That's cool. I used to like Hamilton, too, but I was into it back when they released the cast recordings. It's just so mainstream now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Florida...just another reason to Bugs Bunny this state and cut it off from the mainland
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Due to social distancing, please remain "6 feet from Kevin's Bacon"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans think the government should do more on climate, the remainder refuse to wear masks and rolls coal
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Harvard Law student upset over tuition prices and fees remaining the same despite classes moving to remote learning shows he paid attention in his contracts and torts classes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious Tag lights itself on fire, Parades down Main Street with a 76-piece marching band and then explodes in a glorious display of pyrotechnics that can been seen from space
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Better to remain silent and let people think you're a racist, facist asshole than...eh, they already know, Bob, so shoot off that mouth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you still have a hooked-up, serviceable desktop computer? Do you use it much?
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Maine home sales plunge by more than 21% in May after dropping 15% in April. proving once again that no one wants to live in Maine during mud season
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you like to collect?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The K-Pop/TikTok plan to book tickets for Trump's rally's main effect wasn't to deny people tickets to the arena. What the kids did to the Trump campaign was worse: they wrecked their voter tracking and id system
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Somebody has come to the conclusion there is only one way he will remain president after Jan 20th
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas Tyson plant forced to remain open to feed China faced with a new dilemma as 200 workers test positive for Coronavirus and China refuses to accept their chicken imports
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Man walks around at protest taunting libs with a sign on a diaper. The reason you're reading about this is because he didn't secure the domain on his sign
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
230 plant employees receive positive results for Covid-19. Remaining two-thirds of workers sadly still on Dole
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night, Curtis Blaydes vs Alexander Volkov, Josh Emmett vs Shane Burgos, from the empty UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's amazing what gets washed ashore these days. For example, these bags of human remains
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC City Council seeks to oust a statue of President Thomas Jefferson from city hall because he was a man of his times. Meanwhile, just a few miles north, Trump Tower remains
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Thu June 18, 2020
(FCW)
 
 
 
The NSA is testing out a secure domain system for American companies to protect from cyber threats. Like the SDI program of cyberwarfare
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post a lazy life hack
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So...in the wake of all the stunning allegations made by John Bolton in his new book, should our main question be whether or not to criminally charge him for not revealing all of Trump's corrupt and treasonous behavior earlier?
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man seen walking dog in Ku Klux Klan robe and hood. Why the dog was wearing the robe and hood remains to be seen
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(CheshireLive)
 
 
 
The water main on Water Lane is a thing that douses by Springfield House(s)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What does a supposedly secular world want with the creepy (and probably fake) remains of medieval saints?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sure we can get a dog but is this actually a dry run for a baby?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Best CCR song. Tough choice. Bring it Farkers. I need enjoyment. Live is tough at the moment
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Mon June 15, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"These are striking results that show how hydrogel encapsulation in 1.0-mm-thick fibers provides long-term immunoprotection for pancreatic islets while maintaining their function to control blood glucose concentrations in diabetic mice." So, good?
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat June 13, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night from the Apex in Las Vegas, Jessica Eye vs Cynthia Calvillo, Karl Roberson vs Marvin Vettori. Prelims at 7 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 9 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Freiburg, Dusseldorf host Dortmund, Hertha Berlin host Eintracht Frankfurt, Köln host Union, & Paderborn host Werder Bremen, all before the 12:30 PM main event between Bayern & M'Gladbach. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Thread
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, a very special Fark livestream: It's Drew vs the Top Fark Submitters in Quiplash. We may have a spot or two remaining so pipe up in the Fark comments if you want to be considered. Bonus: Audience votes award points also
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GitHub, looking to get rid of the term 'master', considers 'main'. Here's an even better option
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Shedd Aquarium sheds 8% of workforce as the remaining employees flounder for things to do
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Remains of missing children believed found at the stepfather's Idaho home. Normally a sad tag indeed... but somehow TFA managed to screw up the caption for the youngsters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's down to the wire. Neck and neck. Down to brass tacks. The breaks are beating the boys, so let's get out there and write one bad idiom for the Gipper. This is your Fark writer's thread, idiomatic edition
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. companies vow to fight racism, as long as that fight remains abstract
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Bundesliga club Mainz 05 responds to "I'm not racist, but..." membership cancellation letter
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Who discovered the first vaccine? "It remains paradoxical that inoculation arose among the exorcists"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When Ken Cuccunelli says something it's usually stupid and about race. Streak remains unbroken
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Repeat after me: The stock market is not main street. Thank you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Noted moron and former presidential candidate thinks the main problem with the US justice system is branding
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(Salon)
 
 
 
We're at the point of the story where political attacks on science are the only way to maintain the capitalist order. Supposedly
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Went to Walmart today. I started to go inside and hardly anyone was wearing a mask so I left. Most other stores around here still require a mask. How are things where you are? Dumbass tag is for Walmart shoppers
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Sat June 06, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 250 Amanda Nunes vs Felicia Spencer, Rafael Assuncao vs Cody Garbrandt from the empty UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, TV prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Leipzig host Paderborn, Leverkusen host Bayern, Eintracht Frankfurt host Mainz, and Dusseldorf host Hoffenheim. Then, Dortmund host Hertha Berlin at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Football Discussion Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's considered "well off" vs "Rich" these days? At what point do you have F You money?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The editorial board of Maine's largest paper is calling for Trump's resignation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Somehow Republican Susan Collins won't be there to greet Trump as he arrives in Maine for his ever important inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friends say my boyfriend is a misogynist because he's like John Germaine in the episode of Seinfeld 'The Rye.' Is that a reason for misogyny?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Submerged dam Italian village reappears every few dam years during dam maintenance
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If you were into historical reenactment, what period/side/characters would you choose to be, and why? Also, would you be a Farb, a Mainstream, or a Progressive? (Thread derivative of the thread about the fake National Guardsman.)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The murder of George Floyd from a statistical point of view isn't remarkable, in that police violence regularly kills unarmed black people. What was different this time? To what extent did COVID & 40M unemployed add to the reaction to Floyd's murder?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing anything as an expert is really poisonous to the writing process, because you lose the quality of discovery." -Siddhartha Mukherjee. Hah, lucky for me, I don't know anything. This is your Fark Writer's thread, expert edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My cat has chronic, acute pancreatitis. He's 16 and he's a diabetic. Things seem to be going downhill quickly. He's barely eating and he's like a walking cat skeleton. Suggestions? I don't want him to suffer but I am having problems "facing" things
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latvia has no islands. Estonia has thousands. Solution: Estonia sells an island to Latvia, with the selling point being that there's so much wine stored there that one wouldn't have to go back to the mainland for a year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Before you blame skyrocketing USA unemployment numbers on COVID-19, consider that Europe's unemployment rate has remained steady
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
NFL to make teams remain at their facilities for training camp, so no Panthers in historic Wofford, no Raiders enjoying Napa, and no Cowboys in Oxnard, a place as beautiful as it sounds
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Breathless mainstream media for the past 4 years: "Now maybe Trump will grow into the role..." Trump as DC burns around him: "My white supremacist friends have NOTHING to do with this, it's all Hollywood libs and SOROS"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night Tyron Woodley vs Gilbert Burns, Blagoi Ivanov vs Augusto Sakai. From the empty UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 9 PM ET on ESPN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and Palace of Versailles to remain virus-free for the immediate future
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Thu May 28, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Real Clear Politics shreds any remaining nanoscopic speck of credibility they may have once had, goes all-in on #ObamaGate cultsplaining for Lord Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are worried that after two months of junk food, alcohol and eating more carbohydrates while gyms remain closed will cause them to be fat forever
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Wed May 27, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Tower main deck reopens, and you only have to climb up 150 meters to reach it. That's 600 steps, but they're metric. Get a "1 DAY PASS" which will allow you to access to the Main Deck as many times as you wish during one day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why did Hemingway's chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, terse edition
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Uber moves its Asian HQ from Singapore to Hong Kong. No word on when the main HQ moves to Camden, New Jersey
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Private toll roads want a bailout. How about seizing them by eminent domain while they're worthless?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
TV shows, foreign food, and social media influencers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 3-9 Memorial Day Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mildly electrocuted myself this morning while testing a power cable. I've done this several times before but it's still an unnatural feeling. Still no superpowers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
France's Minister of Culture--which is responsible for maintaining the Jerry Lewis Shrine--says cinemas will all reopen at the same time across the country
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a lot of hand-me-downs when it comes to furniture. How much of your furniture is that way or did you buy it all yourself? Do you have a picture of a unique furnishing like a fancy couch, a weird table, etc?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hypererotic Batman Fanfic and lots of Lupine sex: The Brunching Shuttlecocks' Geek Hierarchy flowchart goes mainstream at the NYT
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Outgoing national intelligence chief says he'll sanitize and release the few remaining conversations between Flynn and Kislyak that haven't been deleted yet. Transparency
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby lives in a place that has on street parking. Cheap entertainment watching someone trying to parallel park. Since the "Pull In v. Back In" parking debate has been settled, can Farkers parallel park? What about on the left side (one way streets)?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, former US President James Garfield's bullet-ridden spine was put on display. Herbert Hoover's prehensile lizard tail and George Washington's mechanical claw remain under wraps
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Golf courses in Maine are open. Golf courses in New Brunswick are open. But the golf course that straddles their border? Not so much
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IHeartMedia to begin a phased reopening of offices starting June 1st. All three remaining employees said to be relieved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not everyone is happy about quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's haircut and beard trim, though the train station remodel remains quite popular
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Paychex sees 'early signs' of stabilization in its business while yours remains DOA
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Mon May 18, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the planes at Paine to remain, officials explain
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"There is no reason why companies like Apple cannot design their consumer products and apps to allow for court-authorized access by law enforcement, while maintaining very high standards of data security." Uh, yes there is. More than one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Teachers of Fark, how are you coping with teaching classes online?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Empty Arena MMA: Alistair Overeem vs Walt Harris, Claudia Gadelha vs Angie Hill. Prelims at 6 PM ET, Main card at 9 PM ET, both on the main ESPN cable channel and the ESPN+ streaming service
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Yet another Maine stream media story about some white prick
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some Guy grabbed the domain for Trump's new "Transition Into Greatness" slogan
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Article: Corona is not having a hard time marketing her music. Luckily, she is maintaining a good sense of humor about her now-famous last name
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Writer's Thread headline is being outsourced and ghost written by Subby's cat: "5ftr6gvgftrftrg." This your Fark Writer's Thread, cat based typing edition
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: The UFC is spamming empty arena events trying to cash in while other sports are shut down. UFC Fight Night: Anthony Smith vs Glover Teixeira., Ben Rothwell vs Ovince St. Preux. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Restaurateur will intersperse tables with elegantly dressed mannequins to maintain mandated social distancing
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
NCAA alters NET formula so that Duke can remain in Top 10 with only 3 losses instead of 4
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"For all of Trump's ideological wavering over the years, one thing has remained consistent: he's never used protection and he's never not been an asshole about it afterward" John Oliver points out about Trump's use of a mask as a photo-op
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Before you get too excited about pop-up drive in movie theaters NJ, the state's only actual drive-in movie theater remains closed due to coronavirus
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Sun May 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' cuts off power to 800 homes". Managed to steer clear of udder disaster though likely to remain the butt of some jokes as people milk it for what it's worth
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Businesses sue to end shut down saying there is no epidemic in Maine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anyone here know how to read Japanese? Details in thread
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
GIF thread? GIF thread!
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Live Fights are back with UFC 249. Tony Ferguson vs Justin Gaethje and Henry Cejudo vs Dominick Cruz top a stacked card. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, TV prelims on ESPN at 8 PM. PPV main card at 10 PM ET. Semi-virus-free
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mainstream payday lenders see a golden opportunity to get into the murky small business loan racket
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate would like to Slatesplain how mainstream media sites, like Slate, are often responsible for misleading the public about scientific articles by replacing "real facts" with "clickbait headlines." You know, like Slate headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether menacing or hilarious, what is your favorite "understatement" in popular media? Literature, music, television, film
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby got this really cool towel in the mail, so he's safe in case the Vogons decide to build a hyperspace bypass. LGT original thread, pic of the package in this thread
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Robot: I lost my head vacationing in Maine
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Znuh (me) survived COVID-19, was hospitalized, and documented the whole thing. Full summary of what it was like, and tips that hopefully might help you get through it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
An anonymous Farker gave me a month of TF. What is the best thing you've done anonymously?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says to hell with approving more coronavirus stimulus, remains laser-focused on the Republican takeover of all judgeships
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Ivo Shandor)
 
Audio
 
The New York Public Library's Main Branch combats social distancing by releasing series of audio clips so you can remember the soft murmur of visitors, the turn of a page, the indignant shushing of a spectral, focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Pretty much every mainline Star Wars video game ever, ranked worst-to-first. Somehow, Star Wars Kinect isn't in the bottom 5
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dammit. Offerup was supposed to be an improvement to the flakes on Craigslist, using verification to reduce scams and increase the likelihood that people respond. It doesn't seem to be any better though
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fire was lit, food was prepped, beer was flowing, mistakes were made, cook was salvaged, bourbon was sipped and lessons were learned. Looking for follow up green to the bbq thread from the other day
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Speak to me in lyrics only
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Free chocolate, free beer, free wildlife, and free museum tours are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 12-18 BBQ edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The main COVID-19 clusters are prisons, meat packing plants, and nursing homes. We're boned. Bigly
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Fri May 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Labs remain the US' top doggo for a record-extending 203rd year, but corgis are catching up as fast as their little legs will let them. Tag is for all very good bois
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How strange. All the prisoners at the federal prison Michael Cohen is at who were were granted home confinement due to coronavirus have lost those privileges and will remain behind bars. I wonder whatever could have happened?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got 25 Farks2give and some time on my hands. Anyone that wants or needs one stop in and say hi. I'll hook you up with a month till I'm out
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: OhFark!
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ancient proverb: Suspicion falls on man who wipes butt yet toilet paper remains clean
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
O-R3 autonomous surveillance robots installed in parks to remind joggers to maintain social distancing. Maintain social distancing. 15 seconds to comply, yada yada yada
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Wed April 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain may fall mainly on the plain, but the bleach on the beach causes an angry speech
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(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
"In recent years, some of these human remains have reappeared aboveground," Now there's a sentence you don't see every day
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Fark livestream summary of today's news at 7pm eastern. Quite a few science-related Covid stories today didn't get a ton of mainstream attention. Plus UFOs, Brad Pitt, Tom Brady turning into Florida Man, and sheep on trampolines
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
UN warns that six months of coronavirus lockdowns could lead to an additional 31M cases of domestic violence. And that's WITH the liquor stores remaining open. Merry Christmas
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(DCist)
 
 
 
"While the National Mall remains accessible while following social distancing guidelines, DC's typically booming spring tourism industry has ground to a halt, leaving iconic monuments largely empty and the Mall's grounds silent and unusually green"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Okay then, send my coronavirus check to MAIN STREET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give a semi-plausible origin story for weird fetish
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because you told the American people to mainline Lysol?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bill Barr demands the collusion remain secret
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just scored a used Oklahoma Joe's Longhorn offset stick smoker. Already cleaned and re seasoned it. Got any recipes or suggestions? Thanks in advance
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your "Asking for a friend" question
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
On the day after Donald Trump suggested mainlining bleach and sticking UV rays where the sun don't shine, it's time to look back at the time when the most controversial medical advice coming out of the White House was to eat vegetables and exercise
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sociologist from the University of Kentucky explains why it's important to stay socially connected even when we can't physically be together and why Duke sucks even as it remains isolated
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Trump is living in his own Dr Seuss reality, we should help him with some of the limericks
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly sales up 15% on two 'Merican mainstays - greedy stockpiling and the 'beetus
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant 'teenager' shark from the days of the dinosaurs identified from vertebrae remains, embarrassment of parents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The remaining Koch brother, who was the driving force behind the creation of the Tea Party, has apparently decided that the shutdown protests are just too much crazy even for him, and his network of groups and PACs is coming out against them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The pandemic has made my autistic preschooler more emotionally volatile and struggling to maintain emotional control. What can I do?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gap Inc. stops paying rent, may still not have cash to maintain operations. If only there were some sort of metaphor to describe the divide between its assets and liabilities
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night, and the clocks were striking thirteen as it was the best of times, it was a pleasure to burn. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, rearranging things edition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Heineken remains in the black, green bottles
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Only 4% of remaining Republicans haven't drank the Kool-Aid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter has been hosting a weekly online trivia game for co-workers, and is in need of your favorite (or least favorite) trivia categories. What you got?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America's Main Street just might perish from coronavirus
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News is not kissing my ass enough. You're supposed to be my main lackeys. How'm I supposed to win in November when my main toadies aren't toeing the toady line?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stephen King is very concerned about Maine's senate race
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British bars will remain closed until Christmas, meaning you'll have to drink at home with your family
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Really old stuff, really expensive stuff, some geography, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 5-11: Wildlife Edition
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
10 TV sub-plots that were complete and total waste of time. Subby agrees with #2, if Russell had been the main character on True Blood, it would have been watchable
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What song best describes your life?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I almost cut my hair last night. It happened just the other day. It was getting kinda long. But instead I did it tonight. I feel like letting my freak flag fly but damn it was getting scruffy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby giving away TF annual memberships to the first 5 people that say something nice and encouraging to the community. LGN
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bodybuilding is not a mainstream sport unlike MMA, and here is why. Can somebody spot Subby?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm bored and tired of the news. Let's have ourselves a good ol' fashioned gif off
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Eminent domain. Eminent domain never changes
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Surgeon General recommends Floridians stay away from each other to avoid coronavirus, winding up on Fark's main page
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the number of lies Trump has told in office reaches 18,000, the main question has now become will he leave office next year having told more falsehoods or killed more Americans from COVID-19?
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's post some funny videos on here, shall we?
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Main street is hurting but the 1% have been nicely bailed out already, as intended
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's fridge just went kaput. Am currently searching online for a temporary replacement. Tell me your best Craigslist stories
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NASA is being brought into the fight against Coronavirus, which mean you can expect either $10 million ventilators that blow up the first time you turn them on, or ones that will run for 20 years without maintenance on a single 9v battery
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Essential Workers of Fark: how are you? Aside from anxious and depressed from working doubles, while everyone else is anxious and depressed from staying home
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis included golf courses as "essential businesses" like grocery stores, pharmacies. Unlike those establishments though, social distancing remains optional on fairways, club houses
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
ESPN hit hardest by coronavirus, Gorilla Channel remains relatively unscathed
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