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Sat January 22, 2022
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 270, with Francis N'Gannou vs Ciryl Gane for the heavyweight title, Brandon Moreno vs Deiveson Figueiredo for the flyweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wordle, Byrdle, Sweardle... are there others? I need them all
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Thu January 20, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police shoot and kill gunman dual-wielding firearms at BART. Gunman failed to kill anyone due to the -2 to hit penalty. Shorts remain uneaten
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post a favorite dance song. Just dance
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." -George Orwell. I'd comment on this, but I was scheduled for like eight meetings today. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, scheduled edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Really? Why won't you support watching old men talk endlessly without taking a pee break in order to maintain their oppression of the people?
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Online intrusion prompts call in Maine for a constitutional amendment, prompting half of Mainers to ask "What is the Internet," the other half to ask "What is electricity," and the other half to blame brown people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the Kazakh attack smack Russia back? Or will Putin remain to rain pain on Ukraine?
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
The secret of the Antikythera Mechanism solved, its spelling however still remains a mystery
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Last chance to vote Voting ends 4pm eastern / 1pm pacific. Enjoy Headline of the Month December 2021 voting for Main
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you were planning on visiting the last remaining slot-car parlor in NYC, too late. The owners who ran a business full of runny nose kids didn't believe in vaccines. Since this is Fark, you probably can guess the rest
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow has lost the remainder of his mind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Opened the window, misjudged the wind. Now my Bible Belt country hotel room reeks of weed. Wat do?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread Stories of Surprise Success: share a time when you threw something carelessly together as a mechanical chore to fill your stomach and it turned out to be fantastic
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Crazy crimes, plane trips, US currency, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 6-12: Random Silliness Edition
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: It's the first UFC event of 2022, UFC Vegas 46 with Calvin Kattar vs Giga Chikadze, Chase Sherman vs Jake Collier. Prelims start at 5 PM ET on ESPN+, main card at 7 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+
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Thu January 13, 2022
(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
All of you who listen to music on vinyl are too mainstream. I only listen to music released on Nintendo 64 cartridges
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is why Defense Attorneys drink. (And get paid up front, of course, but mainly drink.)
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Everybody is "Horny On Main" these days thanks to the coronavirus pandemic
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
NBC releases broadcast schedule for the 2022 Indycar season. Surprisingly 14 of the 17 races are on the main network, with 2 on USA (Detroit and St. Louis), and 1 (Toronto) streaming on peacock
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8-year-old girl, who suffers from VACTRL syndrome, asked soccer star Kylian Mbappe via a video to stay with Paris Saint-Germain. Some people have a problem with that. Kylian Mbappe has a problem with those people
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Savannah Guthrie tests positive for Covid. Blood alcohol level remains over .20 however
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Monday Fark Food Discussion: As we enter year 3 of 2020, what food or beverage item shortage has affected you the most? Difficulty: no cat food unless you're the one eating it
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The train hits the plane mainly in... aw, forget it
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
So my wife tested positive this morning. Tried to get more home tests and Walmart, Walgreens, and CVS all insist that you go into their stores to get a home test
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Betty White, weird art installations, British history, and stupid advertisements are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 30-Jan 5 Country Style Ribs Edition
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Fri January 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the main reasons that it's so difficult to make an accurate weather forecast? People are too stupid to understand them
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, thx System for wishing me a happy 52nd birthday but, this is awkward, I lied, can I correct it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What remains of the transport attacked by Boba Fett and the Sand People 104 years ago in a galaxy zero light years away
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Wed January 05, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Which of Washington Football Team's six remaining potential new names is the least terrible?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best place to buy dry aged steak online? Any secret awesome local places?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine used record store chain to become employee-owned. This would be awesome except it's Maine so all they sell is 78s
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
First, they came with No Nut November, now they mainstream Dry January
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown remains on Buccaneers' roster and wants you to know he has dropped a new rap song. All of this is true
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The main takeaway from this list of actor/director feuds is don't work for David O Russell
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(Pinterest)
 
 
 
Past, present and future: name two of your main lessons from the past year, two main things you are thankful for now, two main goals for the coming year. (good luck)
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Mon January 03, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Mainiacs get looney
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Head coach confirms that Antonio Brown is no longer a Buccaneer. He will, however, remain a covidiot for the forseeable future
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite lazy/guilty snack concoction that, while not sold in stores, requires minimal assembly (think cheese and hot sauce microwaved in a tortilla)? It's the Monday Fark Food Discussion
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Sat January 01, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
New year, new WWE PPV: Day 1 - Can Roman remain at the head of the table or will Brock take his place? Does Liv really have a chance vs BECKS? Edge vs Miz, Drew vs Moss, Usos vs The New Day and a whole lot more. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for experienced sports cards collectors. I have several cards graded and encapsulated by "off" brands. Should I send to SGC or PSA to crossover or take out of encapsulation and send raw card?
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
How did your parents meet?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So Friday I was an asshole for telling my daughter that going to a big Christmas party on Saturday was a bad idea. Eight attendees have tested positive so far. Now she's shiatting bricks
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(Sucks)
 
 
 
The Sun Also Rises on Winnie the Pooh for Public Domain Day 2022, along with films starring Buster Keaton, and Harold Lloyd, as well as nearly half a million sound recordings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your New Year's resolutions to your right. Amuse us
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Thu December 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
By the time playoffs start, remaining NBA players may just be calling their own fouls
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In his end-of-the-year blog post, Bill Gates explains that while he made great strides in turning the human population into a worldwide, mobile 5G network during 2021, much work remains if we're going to achieve Total Assimilation by the end of 2022
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexican tequila fish reintroduced into the wild 20 years after nearly going extinct. Status of salsa fish, taco fish, lime fish remains unknown
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
When the city sewer backs up and fills a house with sewage, the city isn't responsible since they regularly maintain that sewer; since the homeowner doesn't own the sewer, they aren't allowed to buy sewer failure insurance. The Aristocrats
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby would appreciate advice about how to get a job; he's (almost) fluent in C, among other languages, but has no qualifications, doesn't have the money to study, and has racked up over 100 rejections just for data entry jobs this year
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why do people who know I have a fake vaccination card not want to hang out with me? I better ask a mainstream news publication for maximum embarrassment potential
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay Oldtimers..... Who thinks a repeat of the 1929 crash looms ahead? Does history repeat itself or is that adage idiocy? What scenarios do you foresee?
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Candace Owens explains that Trump's new support for the Covid vaccine is due to the fact that he is old, isn't tech savvy and only follows mainstream media
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's have a Christmas concert of sorts so post your favorite Christmas songs. Merry Christmas
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
No, nobody is *destined* to remain dumb forever. It's just that too many are destined to remain dumb for way too long
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
TotalFark sponsorship thread. Stop in, say hi, get a month of TotalFark. I'll hook up as many people as I can until I'm out. Anyone else, who wants to help make someone's Holidays a little better, feel free to sponsor in this thread, too
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge declares that even though you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey lookie here, it's link number 12,000,000. We're so excited that we're posting it to main even though the submitter was spamming for a door-to-door delivery service in Sri Lanka named after Jar Jar Binks' catchphrase
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a healthier butter substitute? Inquiring for Subby's breakfast toast (and arteries)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Emmys recognizes new rules of streaming TV, alters outdated episode length reqs to no longer assume comedies are 30 minutes and dramas are 60. However, assumption that comedies are funny and dramas are compelling remains
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance for Voting! Voting ends Tuesday noon (eastern). Headline of the Year 2021 final voting for Fandom
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance for Voting! Voting ends Tuesday noon (eastern). Headline of the Year 2021 final voting for Entertainment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance for Voting! Voting ends Tuesday noon (eastern). Headline of the Year 2021 final voting for Sports
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance for Voting! Voting ends Tuesday noon (eastern). Headline of the Year 2021 final voting for Main
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated, getting the original 2020 edition of Covid-19, purposely remaining unvaccinated, and then getting infected by the Omicron variant and dying is no way to go through life. Also, Texas is now home to the first U.S. Omicron death
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Mon December 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man purchases ceiling light at home improvement store in Bangor, Maine. Then it gets weird
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Christmas traditions, online media, 80s bands, and popular movies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 5-11 Tornado Omelet Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey you Yeah, you over there, with the face. We all know you're a curmudgeonly bastidge. Is there a food or drink that puts you in the holiday spirit? It's your Monday Food Discussion once again
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"How Maine lost control of coronavirus and became a national hot spot"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club could use a pick-me-up after this past week. Let's put together a playlist of happy songs, the kind that put a smile on your face and make you feel like you're walking on sunshine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is gonna make Ossobuco in the next couple days. Never done it before and going off taste memory and reading the Ossobuco wiki entry. Can we start a regular Fark improv cooking thread?
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Sat December 18, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Vegas 45, Derrick Lewis vs Chris Daukaus, Stephen Thompson vs Belal Muhammad. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+. Also freakshow boxing, Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley II. PPV at 9 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And just like that, the Jags will not be paying Meyer the remaining 3 years on his contract
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
2021 is almost over. Has anyone seen any good Sealab 2021 retrospectives?
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The main character is an angry person that fell through the cracks and is nearing prison so we gave her a "very hip-hoppy kind of walk" to really emphasize her blackness
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Got my booster and a Shingles vaccine last night and now I feel like utter crap. Did the vaccines hit y'all as hard?
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Wed December 15, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night NHL. Will the boys from DC exercise eminent domain over the Madhouse on Madison? Will the Rangers cry "Hi ho, Silver" and ride roughshod over the Coyotes in the desert? Will the Ducks quack open the Kraken defense? Puck drops @ 8pm ET
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
A desert in tree saturated Maine? It's more likely than you think
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby started a new (2nd) job and is currently taking an intake test/evaluation where he was taught that co-worker violence is the #2 cause of death/fatal injury in the workplace in the US. What fun workplace facts do you have?
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
A lot of Mainers move to Florida as they grow old and no longer wish to deal with the winter weather. This may actually help explain a lot about Florida
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk advises young people on what careers to pursue in the future so they can remain employable. Surprisingly, getting billions in taxpayer subsidies, mega tax breaks, and being born rich not mentioned
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump Social is just a front for fundraising for the NRSC. Best part from the end of the article: "Four Republican senators aren't on the list: Susan Collins (Maine), Ted Cruz (Texas), Dan Sullivan (Alaska), and Thom Tillis (R-N.C.). It's not clear why they weren't included"
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Caledonia decides to remain surrendered to France
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, there is a such thing as 'Main Character Syndrome' (even though we all know we're really just NPCs in someone else's game)
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Sat December 11, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 269, Charles Oliveira vs Dustin Poirier for the lightweight title, Amanda Nunes vs Julianna Pena for the bantamweight title. Early prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN+, TV prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN2, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Better.com CEO was "forced to take a vacation" after firing 900 on a call, but remaining employees are skeptical "after the media coverage dies down, nothing is going to change and he's just going to go back to his unhinged sociopathic self"
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Thu December 09, 2021
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Lawmaker who introduced legislation that would require individuals who have not been vaccinated to pay for their own medical expenses if they contract the virus has pulled the legislation, citing "unintended" division and threats. Mainly threats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In German law, you are now commuting if you travel from your bed to your desk whilst remaining in your house. Legal status of Farking in your basement on work time still unclear
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Thousands of tickets remain unsold for the Trump and O'Reilly 'History Tour,' Dumb and Dumber
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Otisburg remains a pipe dream
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Once the Supreme Court is finished stripping women of their reproductive rights, the next item on its to-do list will be destroying what remains of the public education system in America
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a particular song that plays in your head when you are trying to do things fast or in a hurry?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Conservative politician calls on us to stop stigmatizing whiny, selfish, ignorant, stupid chickenshiat crybaby bastards who stupidly remain unvaccinated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk used trickle down theory to sell the benefits of having a space port in their town. The trickling consists of explosions, broken windows, forced home buyouts, threats of eminent domain seizures, and loss of wildlife
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best new music of 2021?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The gist of it was that our cosmos, far from being the one and only causal domain reached by information from a unique and solitary MSNBC thread, might be only one node in a web of cosmi through which information percolated at 7pm ET
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(Book Guy)
 
 
 
The glorious Cincinnati Old Main Library before it was torn down in 1955. A go-to place to visit when we finally get time-machines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your (non-Brady) pick for NFL MVP? Mine is Cordarelle Patterson
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
State remains most dangerous place in America for bicyclists, pedestrians, manatees
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Musicals, 1960s TV, uncommon animals, and sports venues are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 21-27 Christmas Lights Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Monday Food Discussion: What are your fondest holiday meal memories growing up? Any favorite family dishes you still make? Traditions you still maintain?
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Sat December 04, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Vegas 44, Rob Font vs Jose Aldo, Rafael Fiziev vs Brad Riddell. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
TFarker's Cancer Followup: Time to kick cancer's ass..details in thread
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 272 with Sergio Pettis vs Kyogi Horiguchi for the bantamweight title. Co-main is Emmanuel Sanchez vs Jeremy Kennedy. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Small, isolated communities look to building their own microgrids as a fallback to the main grid. Blackjack and hookers are optional, batteries are not
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, Need Help Soonish: the 2021 Fark Fiction Anthology is now available on Amazon. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be stuck in your chair, afraid to move
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hooray, for the first time we have the physical remains of hominin ancestors from 200k years ago. We now know so much more about the close relatives that we had sex with and then killed
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Wed December 01, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
In-N-Out Burger double-double-downs, remains defiant against order to demand vaccination proof
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You don't need proof when you have instinct."― Quentin Tarantino. I dunno, I've got an empty bottle and a printed proof on the way. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, proof of proof edition
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Return of the Farketplace: Black Friday and beyond edition! Post links to your online storefronts for handmade crafts, goods, and whathaveyous, and support your fellow Farkers by shopping for cool stuff at Farkers' stores
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Brother of friend disappeared in boat off FL Keys. Any boaters have advice? Link in thread
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Thu November 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The world's biggest Ikea opens in the Philippines as a part of global plan. Whether or not it's needed remains to be seen
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Help, my holiday gathering just turned into a full-blown shouting match regarding 1/6, CRT, LGBT...wut do?
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Remember my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory, and we should not trust the weaker." ―Bram Stoker, Dracula. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Forgotten Knowledge edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Never thought this was possible, but Andie MacDowell is in her best role in Maid. And she is really good
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Muscogee Nation is requesting the University of Alabama return stolen artifacts and human remains. Roll Tribe
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cardinals are back on top, Lions remain on the bottom, and every team remembers their most memorable Thanksgiving game (including the Jaguars, who have never played one). This is YOUR ESPN NFL Power Rankings thread for Turkey Time (gobble gobble)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
While Florida man takes a break to prepare for the upcoming holiday, Maine Man steps in to fill the void
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Monday Food thread: Looking beyond the giant heap of leftovers many of us will have later this week, what is your usual meal prep strategy? Do you plan for the week? Mix and match every few days? Just wing it most nights? Or something else?
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Sun November 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
44% of US non-parents aged 18-49 now say it's not likely that they will have children someday. The main reasons? Apathy, financial instability, or the lack of a partner
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's wife was recently diagnosed with locally advanced stage IV pancreatic cancer. If you are/know a pancreatic cancer survivor please share your survival stories. Caregiver stories welcome also
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Five reasons why you may still remain single include your incredibly poor looks, an uninteresting personality, and an inexplicable low level of self-esteem
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC Vegas 43, Ketlen Vieira vs Meisha Tate, Michael Chiesa vs Sean Brady. Prelims start at 3 PM ET, main card at 6 PM, both on ESPN+
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(Input Magazine)
 
 
 
50 years ago, some of the most horrific toys for kids were released. Irwin Mainway unavailable for comment
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine tips and strategies to embrace your inner "This is Fine" Dog and remain calm at work while everything burns metaphorically around you
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(CBC)
 
 
 
BC's Lower Mainland is beyond Hope
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The World Series of Poker Main Event is back with a vax requirement, and for the first time in decades, the only known player left is just steamrolling everyone. The final three sort it out at 4 pm Vegas time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is a catchphrase that comes from any time period that you often use whether it was in style or not?
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Tue November 16, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Las Vegas to Maine in 4 days is the new land speed distance for a Nevada roadrunner. Meep Meep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell to sit out the remainder of his career
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The main reason that the global supply chain is so utterly broken right now? Americans keep buying a bunch of shiat they don't need because their lives have no purpose unless they're spending money
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The origin of Swarm and Azure is revealed. Yaz and Vinder are open books to the villains while Dan and The Doctor remain dealing with the aftermath of the Sontaran War. What is the mystery surrounding The Passenger? Doctor Who, 8PM ET on BBC America
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
This week I lost an IRL friend to the alt-right or whatever we are calling the antiwoke movement. My heart hurts. Have you lost someone to this scourge? What helps? What doesn't?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: It's an early start for UFC Fight Night 197, Max Holloway vs Yair Rodriguez. Co-main is Ben Rothwell vs Marcos Rogerio de Lima. Prelims start at 1 PM ET, main card at 4 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drop some knowledge. What's an odd or interesting fact that you know?
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 271: Cris Cyborg vs Sinead Cavanaugh for the featherweight title, Tyrell Fortune vs Linton Vassell. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime. Also LFA 118 and Combate Global: USA vs Mexico
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Subby is a firefighter whose station is being renovated and has to stay in an RV at work the next 4 months (at least). Main cooking options are a crock pot and an instant pot. Give me your best recipes until we get our kitchen back
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Looks like Shuri will be forced to Zoom into Wakanda for the remainder of the film
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"There are times when I think of switching to narcotics. There, at least you can rely on a heroin pusher to push heroin."―Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, pushing pages edition
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare, delicious, cotton candy lobster caught off Maine coast
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Macy's to raise minimum wage to $15/hr, offer debt-free education to all workers next year. Gimbels remains unimpressed
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Monday again, so time to get back to work...wait. That's not right. Time for the food discussion. Whether it's out of convenience, or simply because it's your favorite, what is your most frequently made meal (or dish)?
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Old-school database containing over 40 years of car brochures trusted by old-school Aichi cops to investigate car-related crimes. "It's an array of precious materials collected by successive generations of officers by maintaining an observant eye"
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Presidential scandals, COVID relief scandals, sports memorabilia scandals, and wedding dresses are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 24-30th: The Times They Are A-Changin' Edition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eternals is #1 with $70 million; did it's runtime turn away Marvel fanboys? Dune dries up at #2 with $6.4 million as No Time to Die stirs up $6 million at #3. The French Dispatch remains unwatched at #6 with $2 million as Halloween Kills thuds to #7
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redistricting is already underway to ensure Lauren Boebert remains in Congress for 50 years
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
So I just watched The Sparks Brothers. The Mrs and I remain unconvinced this band exists. We are gen X and huge music aficionados of that era
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Every year when the clocks "fall back" when Daylight Saving Time ends, Fark goes down for an hour for planned maintenance. What are you going to do during that extra hour? I'm going to stand in front of the window and eat bananas. The. Entire. Time
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's a truly permanent data backup solution, as in zero maintenance for 100+ years? M-Disc seems best, but why is its presence dwindling, other than an industry move away from optical discs? Am I going to have to chisel everything onto stone?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 268 from Madison Square Garden. Two title rematches: Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington 2, Rose Namajunas vs Weili Zhang 2. Early prelims at 6 PM ET on Fight Pass, prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPNews or ESPN+, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: Bellator 270 live from Dublin, Patricky Pitbull vs Peter Queally II. Prelims stream at 2 PM ET, main card at 5 PM ET on Showtime. Also freakshow fights at Fight Circus 3, streaming at 10 PM ET
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Thu November 04, 2021
(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Hurricanes remain a perfect storm
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
The remains of the Rosetta spacecraft will be swinging by earth next week on its sweet ride, Comet 67p, the one with the tailfins
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
In what is believed to be a first in US politics, a ranked-choice vote in Maine ended in a tie. Winner to be determined tomorrow at the state Thunderdome
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a metaphor and a simile? "Similes are a smokescreen. Metaphors are like camouflage paint, designed to make one thing look like something else." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, bad analogy edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maine is the first state to amend their constitution to declare a right to food, which is something you would hope was a given in a functioning society
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Backdoor remains open
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Come up with a new drink - eg prune juice and tequila..."The Purge"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less of a headache than your post-Halloween hangover, it's your Fark Monday Movie and TV Rewind. Does it matter that we don't actually rewind anything anymore? No, it does not
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Extraterrestrials finally determine that Maine's cattle and anuses are rather boring to probe
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Sat October 30, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday morning/afternoon MMA: UFC 267, from Fight Island, Jan Blachowicz vs Glover Teixeira for the light heavyweight title, Petr Yan vs Cory Sandhagen for the interim bantamweight title. Prelims at 10:30 AM ET, main card at 2 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Video games, talk show hosts, '80s pop stars, and The Addams Family are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 17-23: Altogether Ooky Edition
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shark maintenance
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Thu October 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un has lost 44 pounds, "but remains healthy." Not to nitpick, AP, but he's probably even healthier without those 44 pounds
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Watch out ladies, actor BJ Novak is now apparently public domain (and he doesn't know why.)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: PFL 2021 Championships, with six title fights. The main event is Kayla Harrison vs Taylor Guardado, co-main is Magomed Magomedkerimov vs Ray Cooper. Prelims at 4:30 PM ET on ESPN+, main card at 8 PM ET on ESPN2 and ESPN+
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So close to Halloween, was curious if anyone else misses the creepy clown sighting phenom of 2016?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what's the one song you play at home or in the car with the windows closed because you're too ashamed to be heard listening to it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Riding your lawnmower to the corner store. New hotness: Driving your ATV down the main lanes of the freeway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I was out at a bar last night and a table began to chant "Let's go Brandon." How do you respond to such things? Just hope they shut up, respond with something derogatory, or leave and let the management know why on the way out?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
"How 'Afternoon Delight,' a song about daytime boning, snuck into 70's America's Wonder Bread mainstream and became an unlikely cultural touchstone"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's Monday food discussion thread takes a spooky turn this week: Have you ever made a Halloween-themed dish or meal? How'd it turn out? Is there anything you're planning to try this year?
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
My gf loves me but her twin sister hates me. So much so that I am refusing to attend the evil twin's daughter's (5-year-old) birthday party tomorrow. This decision is hurting my gf. Wut do?
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today is National Make a Difference Day. How will you make a difference?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's say I have a dead laptop (won't power on) and I want to pull files from it. The only physical gear I need is the SATA/IDE to usb adapter deal, right? I know there is more to actually transferring files, but that equipment is it?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: Two daytime events, Bellator 269 from Moscow with Fedor Emelianenko vs Tim Johnson. Prelims at 12:30 PM ET, main card at 3 PM on Showtime. UFC Vegas 41, Costa vs Vettori. prelims at 1 PM, main card at 4 PM on ESPN+
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the worst present you have ever received?
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British supermarkets ensure their shelves remain full by using cardboard cut-outs to hide gaps left by supply issues
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NFL to stop officially employing Scientific Racism. However they promise to keep doing it unofficially to maintain tradition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been calling this guy named "Brian," "Mike" for over a year. He has never corrected me and I don't know how to correct at this point
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy whose main claim to fame was getting his helicopter shot down in Mogadishu has thrown his hat in the ring to become the next Senator from Alabama with a campaign video entitled "God Made a Soldier"
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ten horror movies that take place in Maine that are surprisingly not Stephen King stories
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBA announces list of 75 greatest players for its 75th anniversary season. Posts the names of the first 25, not all turrible. For debate and giggles, post some who should occupy the remaining 50 spots on the list
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to Maine's doctors and nurses: No vaccine exemption. Not yours
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Bucking industry trends, the 2022 model Honda Civic Si is maintaining its innovative security system that foils thieves under the age of 40
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is coming back to Macy's. Appointment necessary and social distancing protocols to remain in effect. Ho ho ho, don't shoot your eye out kid
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Return of the Champions League after the international break. At 12:45 EDT is Man City - Brugge and Beşiktaş - Sporting Lisbon. At 3pm EDT the main batch of games is PSG - Leipzig; Ajax - Dortmund; Atletico - Liverpool; Shahktar - RM
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz ally Joel Greenberg is reportedly giving investigators new information and it remains to be seen if it's of minor consequence
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are destroying the US's effectiveness in ensuring that sanctions remain on foreign countries
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Stupidest town name?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans Senators hope to get what they want out of reconciliation bill, mainly the Democrats failing to pass anything
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five main theories on achieving immortality as scientists say we could live 1,000 years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Share your survival stories and tales of hope. I'm so farking scared
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Maine Christians: We're suing to overturn and overrule common sense policy. Judge: No you're not. Tag for a judge actually doing the right thing
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name two things that should never go together
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some farker in Maine is going to have to come up with a new vanity license plate in a few months
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA Doubleheader: UFC Vegas 40, Aspen Ladd vs Norma Dumont. Prelims at 4:30 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+. Then Bellator 268, Vadim Nemkov vs Julius Anglicas. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker VOCSL5 passed away yesterday. She was the ripe old age of 37. Subby was her boyfriend and is in tears
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of Trump's 'Remain in Mexico'. Kinda
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A four-day work week test in Iceland was an "overwhelming success." People worked less and got paid the same while maintaining productivity and improving personal well-being
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Thu October 14, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
So that giant radioactive monster who has been stomping your city flat is finally dead, but what are you going to do with its remains? You call these guys
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Wed October 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bomber case reaches Supreme Court, although it still remains unclear how the conservative justices will use it to further restrict women's rights
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
"[She] was then seen licking the knife while maintaining eye contact with the neighbor." Can't wait to see her Halloween display
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How did veganism go from extreme to mainstream? The answer was to ignore the extremists. "Today, a plant-based diet is seen by ever-increasing numbers of people as the only sensible way forward"
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine resident attempts to make barbecue. The results are even more tragic than usual
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
The OK symbol too mainstream for you? Still need to be edgy but covert while owning the libs? Try "Let's go Brandon". The newest prize on the wheel of stupid
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now is a wonderful time to get your old car tuned and maintained and maybe replace the car stereo
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC Vegas 39, Marina Rodriguez vs McKenzie Dern. Prelims at 2 PM ET, main card at 4 PM ET, both on ESPN+. Also boxing tonight: Fury vs Wilder 3, prelims at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN2, main card at 9 PM ET on PPV
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Foreign movies, foreign holidays, foreign sportswear, and foreign leaders from 2000+ years ago are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 26-Oct 2: Doormat Edition
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi topple the Great-O-Khan? Can Tonga Loa upset IWGP World Champion? Why is ZSJ vs KENTA not tonight's Main Event? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 13 starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
I feel achy and tired all the time, probably because I don't have enough of something in my diet. What is the thing?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just saw a guy sitting on a bench, mask pulled up covering only his nose, sucking on an ear bud in his mouth like a lollipop. What's the grossest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Creepy things keep happening in small Maine town. Pennywise unavailable for comment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market would be "fine" with $130/bbl oil says trader who continues to prove Wall Street is nowhere remotely near Main Street
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock. And as we all know, puns are their own reword. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, literate edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Department of Education overhauls program to forgive remaining federal student loan debt for qualifying public-sector workers assuming they can navigate the system and get their lenders to work with them. Details. Details
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fat Bear Week 2021 crowns its winner. Chonky Cat and Floofy Dog Week still remain unscheduled at this time
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Dawson's crack)
 
 
 
"A rustic calm was prevailing at 6:30 p.m., and the disposition of the incident remains unknown at this hour"
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(An overgrown sea cockroach)
 
 
 
Fox New's Soul Sister, Sina News Portal, claims that COVID-19 is a liberal plot from Maine lobstermen. The evidence is drawn, cracked open, and contained buttered emails
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Sun October 03, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Huh. Two bodies found at a waste facility. Fark. Two bodies found at two different waste facilities in Maine, NH, owned by the same company
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Sat October 02, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 193, Thiago Santos vs Johnny Walker, Kevin Holland vs Kyle Daukaus. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Afternoon MMA: Bellator 26 is a daytime event from England, headlined by Douglas Lima vs Michael "Venom" Page II. Prelims stream at 12:55 PM ET, main card at 4 PM ET on Showtime
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Thu September 30, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Last remaining suspect in David Ortiz shooting is involved in shooting, no longer remaining
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." ―Friedrich Nietzsche. And yet when I try that, I get everyone angry at me for making zombies again. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, missing the point edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just had to google how to microwave bacon. Tell me you're a bad cook without using the words "I am a bad cook"
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Mets hire startup management firm to help evolve brand into something less shambolic yet remain "true to the Mets narrative"
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Will "Mr. U.S.ACE" get one over Tama Tonga? Can Taichi mirror ZSJ and take EVIL out of the tourney? Why, in God's name, is YOSHI-HASHI in the Main Event? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 6 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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What is your favorite vintage PC game?
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Tue September 28, 2021
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Scientists recovered DNA from 38 skeletal remains near a remote central Asian lake in the Himalayas. Then it gets creepy
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Mon September 27, 2021
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So, is there an option to set the local timezone? 19 years on, and I've had enough of eastern time
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Sat September 25, 2021
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"South Florida's Favorite Realtor" loses job over his previously confidential domains outed by Epik hack, such as "the holocaust is fake dot com"
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 266, Alexander Volkanovki vs Brian Ortega, Valentina Shevchenko vs Lauren Murphy, and Nick Diaz vs Robbie Lawler. Early prelims at 6 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, Prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN News, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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