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Tue May 04, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman who assaulted and attempted to strip a flight attendant proclaims "The police aren't going to do anything to me." Off-duty NYPD officer seated nearby: "Challenge accepted"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you had "child porn" as the reason Josh Duggar got busted again, then step forward to collect nothing because EVERYONE figured that
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Mon April 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gee, can't imagine what about this guy might have said "Keep me in jail"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy's gonna Ammon Bundy. This time twice within an hour
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Mon March 29, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Sedition suspect: How do you even know I was at the Capitol riot on January 6? Arresting officer: Bro, you're wearing an "I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021" t-shirt
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brothers accused of forging $3m worth of stamps and selling them on e-commerce sites. Police noticed when people started sending letters again
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brothers accused of forging $3m worth of stamps and selling them on e-commerce sites. Police noticed when people started sending letters again
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you wear a Vuitton sweater to an insurrection but can't post the selfies to the 'Gram, did it really even happen?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The internet: The cause of, and solution to, our January 6th problems
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Mon March 15, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Helicopter company operator charged with bilking customers out of close to $200K. If only there were some easy metaphor to describe intensive oversight
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Sun March 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It takes storming the US Capitol for the US Navy to finally have a problem with a blatantly Nazi contractor who sported a distinctive mustache
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman denied bail. "Defendant's perception of his actions on January 6 as peaceful, benign, and well-intentioned shows a detachment from reality"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Feds capture Boogaloo Boi in the US illegally, who's now in deep Dutch
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Tue March 02, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to the probation office, leave your heroin at home
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Wed February 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Springsteen to play the US District Court in New Jersey today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out "Trump made me do it" isn't a valid defense in the eyes of this judge
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oh well. Enjoy your Nutraloaf
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to ban terrorist from social media
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Sun February 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Father of teen boy charged with assaulting a Capitol police officer: in hindsight, your honor, perhaps taking my son to a riot, giving him a weapon, and winding him up with all that Qanon BS, weren't the best parenting choices I could have made
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Oh, look. They found Kyle. Hi, Kyle. *gives stiff-armed wave* We were all looking for you
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Wed February 10, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Feds: "Um, searching Pink Hat Bullhorn Lady's house turned up several smashed cellphones and 'go bags' with ammunition, rope, duct tape, knives and throwing stars. So maybe not so fast letting her loose, hm?"
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Tue February 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seattle magistrate: Let's see here, you are the "Sergeant-at-Arms" for a terror organization, actively announced you were going to be violent on Jan 6th, and are unemployed with no ties to the community? Sure, bail for you. DC judge: not so fast
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Thu February 04, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Former "machete man" in jail again after threatening woman with knife, biting off one of her nipples. Boobies tag in protective custody
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Wed February 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Defense: your Honor, I know my client has been accused of participating in the Capitol Riots, but she's been planning her Mexican vacation forever. Judge: seems legit. UPDATE: Federal magistrate has not granted permission to leave the country
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Tue February 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"But guys, it's a bonding retreat, And it's PREPAID," whines the MAGA terrorist who wants to go skipping off to a Mexican resort before her trial
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Remember, all the hitmen you can hire online are undercover cops
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Thu January 28, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cluck and his clients, Finders Keepers LLC, would like the judge to unseal the records showing the FBI dug up their cache of lost Civil War gold worth about $400 million, and stole it
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty in plot to kidnap and execute the Michigan governor. Also admits that he was the model for that windup toy of the monkey with cymbals
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Nothing says you're a good Christian like wanting to kill 60 million people
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proud Boys organizer Joe Biggs charged in attack on Capitol Building
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