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headlines found matching 'Lunch'
Tue April 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist vs frozen meat product. Come for the eschatology. Stay for the beefy lunch
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Lancaster Farming)
 
 
 
Republican weirdo still obsessed with putting snot textured drinks in school lunches
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All we are saying is give pilaf a chance - for dinner. And maybe lunch if you make enough
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Thu April 08, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Apparently, putting a Pop-Tart in the toaster is too challenging for most people
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Wed April 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
When life gives you brown paper bags, make...a cowboy costume and paper horse companion?
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The problem is that the public markets have been cornered by a group of investment managers small enough to fit at a lunch counter, dedicated to quiescence and inertia
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne looks great and is in good spirits after her $10M payout for leaving "The Talk"
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in San Antonio - probably Not Safe for Lunch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to raise your chance of dying from any cause by 50%? Here comes the science. You might not want to read this while eating at the restaurant you always go to on your lunch break
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
When you offer pay that is less than an unemployment check, it's hard to find employees to work for you
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Many disgruntled employees choose to go on their lunch break and never return to work. This option is also available to prison inmates
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Fri March 26, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
7-11 about to run out of toilet paper
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Navy: OK, maybe sexual harassment is a bit of an issue with enlisted men, but it can be handled within our existing command structure. Pardon? Oh, our Auditor General just got accused? He was doing it for years? Well, he's basically a coffee boy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers create nose-only COVID mask to wear while eating
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man having lunch in the park and his lunch both arrested
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Sun March 21, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
The weirdest thing about the Blink-182 drummer is not that since the plane crash he has only eaten vegan
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Green beer on St. Patrick's Day. New Hotness: Free green doughnuts. Mmmm....free doughnuts
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Tue March 16, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Forget chicken, bring home a bucket of spaghetti
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I long for the end of lockdown but I will not return to my old life because I can't"
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Mon March 08, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There's really no real reason to eat three meals per day, so go on with your weird pandemic eating habits
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed posts its most depressing listicle: how to stay fed when you're poor in America
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear workplace coach: Our employees are drinking while working from home. What can we do to eliminate their last coping mechanism and destroy any shred of happiness?
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Leetle heroes who give us hope for the future of humanity
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians ready to go to war with New York Times
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
"Is this how the creator of 'Where's the Beef?' or 'Just Do It' felt?"
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"Fast-Track Your Tofu." Yes, Bon Appetit is here to ruin both work and lunch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That's it, I am totally having a salad for lunch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo Fact Checker continues his blistering takedown of the Biden Administration Lie Machine, revealing that Joe Biden may not, in fact, have literally traveled 17,000 miles with Xi Jinping
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "chocolate sandwich"
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Mon February 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Adventures in manscaping (above the waistline, sunshine). Kinda safe for work & lunch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stupidest advice EVER on how to handle the pandemic stress: Getting married
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Bee pollen to smoothie cubes" is today's MadLibs recipe
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Teenager who filmed himself verbally abusing the UK's Chief Medical Officer in the street receives harshest possible punishment - his mum's taken his PlayStation away
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You like-a the juice, eh? Don't matter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Once again, update your apple products ASAP because exploitable code has been found. Not a repeat from November, August, May or February 2020. It Just Works indeed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today from the files of "Why would you do this to yourself?" A man tries every Lunchables product he could find, 21 of them in fact (NSFW Language)
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One aide evocatively described McCarthy's position, saying he's "eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is your favorite TV dinner?
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Sun January 17, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
LGT recipe my daughter wants me to make for Sunday night dinner. Suggested improvements appreciated
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Sat January 16, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"You can't deny many people are better off," Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says of Trump's four years in office
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
You can send pizza and other foods to the National Guard holding down the fort at the Capitol. No snark, details in article. Donations matched
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump had a low-key lunch in Miami, remaining inconspicuous the entire time. Well as inconspicuous as you can be pulling up in a 45-foot yacht and surrounded by secret service agents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia, where you can't even microwave your lunch without being endangered by a eastern tiger snake
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian province sees 120% spike in school-age Covid infections. "How could this be?" ask people who have never seen school-aged children eat lunch together
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Sat January 09, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Wine aficionado exposes restaurant bartender's practice of pouring returned champagne back into the bottle. He waited three months to upload the video, but still
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Fri January 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
These Chinese ice castles are amazing. Lynn-Holly Johnson and Robby Benson unavailable for comment, axels
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Thu January 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"He held a rally and told them to march on the Capitol while he goes back to the White House for a nice lunch because he's a gigantic pussy. He always has other people doing his dirty work. Oooohh what a big man," sneers commie lefty...Ann Coulter?
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here comes the non-melting cheese
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Thu December 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five families, five Christmases. Degree of difficulty: no Griswolds
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Tue December 22, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ginza takeout steak sandwich is good takeout steak sandwich, easily worth the $82
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Mon December 21, 2020
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Wichita, KS having several earthquakes in under a month. New Hotness: Wichita having several earthquakes this past Saturday
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
You had me at 'school toilet rave'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Helping families: not a dime more than we have to. Helping corporations: tax discounts for three-martini lunches
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
So they're dredging the Gowanus Canal and the stuff they're pulling out would put Cthulhu off his lunch
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