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Sun July 22, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club takes a trip back in time exactly 40 years to determine if music was indeed really better in the '70s or if it's just onion-on-your-belt nostalgia listening through rose-colored speakers
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox viewers heads to explode in 3...2...1 KABLOOEY (I love watching thinks go kablooey)
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(Collider)
 
 
 
"Guess what? We don't get a sequel. We die." Jon Schnepp passes away at 51
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The new series of Doctor Who may not feature the Daleks--or any familiar adversaries
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Love meteor showers but they don't happen when you want them to? Well you'll soon be able to order your own artificial version in a few years
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Thu July 19, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Cocktail shaker the size of a cement mixer roams New Orleans streets. Not that we needed another reason to love NOLA, but we'll happily take it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mounted police called to deal with escalating tensions between massive 'Become a Pork Lover' bus and vegan protest, which appears to have only involved 2 people
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bacon lovers, not only can it give you cancer but eating it is also bad for your mental health. Enjoy your risk of a manic episode
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
The spy who loved Bobby? Maria Butina cozied up to former Louisiana Governor Jindal at an NRA convention
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's the story of a lovely family home, which just hit the market for $1.885 million
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter and her boyfriend are both openly bisexual. We adore him; they are in love. He was raised in a homophobic religion and wants to get married and have kids, but they haven't had sex in 3 years. I think he's gay; what do?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg says breaking up Facebook would pave the way for Chinese tech companies to fill the void - and "they do NOT share the same values we do." True. The Chinese probably don't love Putin as much as you do either, Zuck
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When you want to splatter eight litres of pig's blood all about the home of your former Tory MP ex-lover but you still want to be somewhat polite and British about it. With "wait, HE was getting some strange?" picture
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Monty Python's Flying Brexit bringing back the beloved Cheese Shop sketch
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's the first trailer for Overlord, the zombie Nazi film that is no longer Cloverfield 4
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "So many people at the higher ends of intelligence loved my press conference performance in Helsinki." GRU: "Da"
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Privacy researcher pieces together the details of love affairs (and drug deals) from payment app that publicly broadcasts financial transactions. Still a better love story than Twilight
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Government: "Brexit is not dead. It's...only resting, see. Boris just stunned the Brexit, just as it was waking up, yeah? See, it's just...ah...it's just probably...pinin' for the fjords. Lovely plumage, innit?"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Old man" from Pawn Stars cuts son from will. Shouldn't have tried lowballing him
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Old man" from Pawn Stars cuts son from will. Shouldn't have tried lowballing him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez loves Manny Machado and whoever trades for pitcher Jacob deGrom will win World Series. Sure they will
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Papa John says it was a mistake to resign as Chairman of the Board and he would like to continue his public shaming and destruction of the company he built
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do I love The Godfather? Well, for those of us who wondered, it showed that Marlon Brando could be killed with ordinary household bug spray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a healthier life? Get rid of toxic friends. Okay, that's easy. Go for more walks. Well, alright. Stop binge watching Netflix. YOU GO TO HELL WITH YOUR CRAZY TALK
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The failing New York Times uses homophobic cartoon featuring Trump and Putin as lovers in their latest attempt to stay relevant
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Some Sports Guy)
 
 
 
All those rumors about Kawhi Leonard joining Lebron in L.A. may be a wee bit premature ... and the betting money now has Kawhi heading East to the City of Brotherly Love
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Is your local police department running short of basic supplies, like bullets and latex gloves? Well, if you're in Tennessee you could always host a BBQ fundraiser. Sure beats a tax hike
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Sat July 14, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Massive Attack forced to cancel their performance at festival because Franz Ferdinand was rocking too hard
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Early Americans loved waffles before they were hip and trendy, threw 'waffle frolic' parties just to celebrate their love of the waffle
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do nudists love Twitter so much?
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Middle children are going extinct because of Millennials, or because the psycho looking girl in the article is killing them all
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Thu July 12, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Author claims dogs are 'parasites,' suggests you don't read the article if you want to preserve your 'canine illusions.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ivanka and Jared's neighbors hold silent protest with signs saying 'Love thy neighbor', 'Tell daddy, enough!' and 'Reunited'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love my husband; but I cheated on him by kissing another man. Twice. We both work, we're stressed, but our communications are tense. He has a daughter with another woman and wants me to be mom. Now he wants a divorce. What do I do?"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
Boobies
 
Portland doesn't have a baseball team, but it does have its own set of trading cards featuring strippers
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
What was once an 1800s bank will become a brewery and airbnb. Sounds like a great location for a Fark party
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Tab Hunter, you may remember me from such films as Polyester and Love in the Dust. I'm dead now
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Exciting news for Cavs fans: Kevin Love will stay and become unquestioned leader and superstar of 2018-19 team. Even more exciting news for Cavs fans: Until February, when he gets traded at midseason deadline
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market
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Sat July 07, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meet Panshu Zhao. Member of the U.S. Army, doctoral candidate at Texas A&M University, lover of all things American. Oh wait, scratch that... make that former member of the U.S. Army for ... um ... reasons, we guess
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"... and the internet ruined it"
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(Health24)
 
 
 
How to tell if your dog is faking a cough. In other news, dogs can fake coughs
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
With love, from the Madman Across the Water
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to deep-right trolling, here are liberal letters from the Second Civil War: "My Dearest Love, I was captured at the battle of Starbucks and have been forced to watch the Dukes of Hazzard for what feels like eternity"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic" was a pro-Union, anti-slavery song that nevertheless became loved by Northeners and Southeners alike. How'd that happen? Spoiler alert: It turns out that the South just makes shiat up to suit their needs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today on Ask a Therapist: How do I stop my wife from leaving me?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today on Ask a Therapist: How do I stop my wife from leaving me?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I love swimming, fishing, long romantic strolls on the beach, cuddling when it's cold, and regurgitating food into my offspring's mouth"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Rip, Rip, Rip, Ri-Rip, Rip, Rip, Ripelodeon
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even after 3 unsuccessful surgeries, man still wants to achieve his big dream: to look like a "space elf"
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole are both back on the market
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to name the new high-speed quad ski lift at Loveland ski area in Colorado. You know what to do
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember to love your mothers, for they are our last line of defense to protect and defend America as these photos beautifully farking illustrate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a normal vagina
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your neighbors describe your lover's noises as sounding like a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig, you may be doing it right
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Our scooters are so cool... your city will love them.... oh hey, illegal? Didn't know that. Our bad
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Amazon)
 
 
 
My 2 daughters love looking at the moon. Asking for advice on a good telescope they can use now (pre-K aged) and as they grow? LGT Amazon link for best recommended I've found thus far
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Wisconsin needs a governor who says Donald Trump is a dangerous idiot on every issue from immigration to trade policy"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Gary Bettman's quarter-century tenure as NHL commissioner has coincided with a growth in annual league revenues of some $3.5 billion, so all hockey fans love and respect him
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Japanese spacecraft arrives at diamond-shaped asteroid. Horseshoe, clover-shaped asteroids to follow
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"If it wasn't abundantly clear already, supermodels love spaghetti. They eat it while naked; they slather it all over their bodies; they roll around in it"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: I think there's something going on with my wife and this teen boy. Yes, she's a schoolteacher and he's a student. I do feel like she enjoys his company more than mine. I have this horrible feeling I'll see her in a Fark.com headline. Help
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Tue June 26, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sisterly love, Gwich'in tribe, Arctic Village, Alaska
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All aboard the bondage boat. 'Come' aboard the world's biggest bondage and fetish boat orgy where hundreds of leather lovers romp the night away in Germany (NSFW)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Buffalo wings? I remember when the nation loved Buffalo caviar
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
While the DJ and the Mrs are off celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) will bring you a "tripleheader". Start off with some selected love songs, then selections from two charts from 6/25/83, Billboard & Dr Demento
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran is in love with the shape of (the) loo
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Alison Brie: self-declared non-breeder and cat lover, Fark-declared goddess
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because he has Tender Heart, man proposes to Lady at Lionel Richie concert. Their Endless Love will last All Night Long and involve Dancing on the Ceiling. No doubt she'll yell "Do It to Me" on wedding night
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx passes the torch to the new most talented man in showbiz, Donald Glover
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse and Cassidy visit Angelville to save Tulip. Will Jesse's family reunion be the disaster he expects? Will God introduce himself to the world? Will Hitler's escape from Hell work? Will The Saint of Killers meet Satan? Preacher, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Rare ancient galaxy has never attacked, nor has it ever been attacked
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"These cats are old, and we're old, we have a sense of those issues. We're kind of bound together by it. Just like feeding them, petting them, and loving them, you have to help at the end." Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Evangelicals love the Nevada pimp that says "Trump is the trailblazer, he is the Christopher Columbus of honest politics"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Whether you loved or hated him, you have to admire Krauthammer's wisdom. Here are his greatest pearls
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Today is National Take Your Dog to work day. Share photos of your dog at work or at home; everyone loves good puppy pics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to end your marriage than Risk or Monopoly it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Shadowrun Returns Deluxe is free at HB & all Monkey Island games are now at GOG. What games did you love way back when but played recently & it didn't hold up?
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Putting yourself in someone else's shoes won't help you understand them better. But you'll be more confident in your misunderstanding, plus you'll have their shoes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Roseanne. The new hotness: The Conners
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporters do 180, now love elites
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros' mascot Orbit genuinely sad that he can't mercilessly taunt Rays' pitcher Chris Archer while Archer is on the DL
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Bourdain's squeeze Asia Argento's message to the world: Life's a biatch and then you die
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Did rappers Soldier Kidd & Soldier JoJo out themselves as XXXTentacion's killers on Instagram? You may still post "who?" to the right
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
That new Jurassic World movie has a lot of dinosaurs. So many, that they had to omit the majestic Lickalotapuss
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Tue June 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Love him or hate him, holy carp is T.O. still fast. Like hundredths of a second from Saquon Barkley fast
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of Westworld, which saw some unexpected deaths, a few new revelations, and one sad origin. But of course, we're left with more questions than answers [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Giuliani continues his attempt to out-crazy Trump. He's putting on a strong effort. I suggest doing backflips while shouting, "Trump is my lover"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Brad Bird on how he makes the best animated films ever: "I'd love to give you a very scholarly answer, but I just fumble around in the dark, and luckily, I have really talented people fumbling along with me"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Does anyone know this 105-year-old's Fark handle?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you heard the good news? Roseanne loves you and you are forgiven
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Two-time People's Sexiest Man Alive winner, father of 67 Brad Pitt is single again. He must really love children
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has seen a naked shapeshifter on more than one occasion in his paranormal encounters, still won't say they were lovers
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump imposes new sanctions on Russia, like strongly-worded Post-It notes on love letters to Putin and new tariffs on borscht
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'The Incredibles 2' is for a lack of a better word - incredible
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Van Susteren: "But he's starved them. He's been brutal to them. He still loves his people?"..... Trump: "Look, he's doing what he's seen done, if you look at it." And there it is (full interview)
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's SLAYER doing a cover of that song by Wham
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America Presents: Punch Drunk Love 2: Punch Drunk Lovesick Singalong, Starring "Punchy" Low IQ Robert DeNiro
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone recreated the entire PREDATOR soundtrack using only magic on his computer. No word on how long he has to live since the Predators are bound to know where he lives now
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rand Paul didn't think the leopards would eat his face, and it's even worse now that they've got nuclear capabilities
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely couple in portrait
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I'm very proud to have reached this age. But, I'm still only 103. I'm a spring chicken and I'm still on the lookout for a toy boy"
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(Some Angry Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
It's just before noon and the Sunday Morning Music Club is scraping in just before the wire, angry and hungover with a need for the best breakup songs of all time for no particular reason whatsoever thankyouforasking pourmeanotherdrink
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Sat June 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eunice Gayson, who starred as Sylvia Trench, the first Bond girl, has died at age 90
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(BBC)
 
 
 
8-year old boy becomes youngest person to climb 450 ft high Old Man of Hoy sea stack, raises money for cancer charity and makes his terminally ill mum proud. His brass balls will be enormous when they eventually drop
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If LeBron leaves Cleveland, then no one reading this will live long enough to see the Cavs play in May again
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Zachary Quinto and JJ Abrams set to film the Tab Hunter - Tony Perkins love story
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when a sugar baby falls in love with her sugar daddy. And 'sugaring' is a word now, I guess
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it - "It was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Cockroaches love the cheesy, creamy smell of ear wax which is why they keep crawling up your ears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband of twenty years and I ended our marriage after he came out as gay. He still comes over to see our daughters and have dinner; however, he talks about his dating life and it hurts. I still love him. How can I stop this?"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Netflix is creating an anthology series about Dolly Parton. They expect to get mounds of support
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Tue June 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oliver Luck hired as Commissioner and CEO of the doomed before it starts XFL reboot
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
All Hail Glorious and Magnanimous Leader Trump as he professes his undying love and admiration to Best Nation America. This is YOUR America Worshipping thread (LGT C-SPAN @ 1500'ish Eastern Derp Time)
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Seinfeld and Letterman agree: Joey Votto is the funniest man in baseball
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
♬ Here's the story ♬ Of a lovely lady ♬ Who was bringing up two very lovely girls ♬ All of them had hair of gold ♬ Which makes them racist ♬ And makes me clutch my pearls ♬
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Fri June 01, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
People have thoughts on why they love "Cowboy Bebop"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
, isn't it?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman says it was 'great' to lose her virginity to man 41 years older than her ... and by 'great' she means she had no one to compare him to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart introduced a $50 month 'white glove' shopping experience that includes free shipping and 'personal service', which is a step-up from no-service that many shoppers currently enjoy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why does your partner smell so good to you? Here comes the science
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
If you threw a 7-month-old puppy from a gold Saturn while speeding down a Richmond street on Sunday the police, animal lovers and karma would really like to talk to you
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani on being booed in baseball stadium:"Yankee fans boo you when they love you"
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
So, when two lesbians decide to move their relationship up to the next level towards marriage, which one proposes? Just wondering.... what's that you say, Little El Paso Girl? And how did it get so dusty?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
So, when two lesbians decide to move their relationship up to the next level towards marriage, which one proposes? Just wondering.... what's that you say, Little El Paso Girl? And how did it get so dusty?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People who can't tell the time? Hardcore marble lovers? Idiots?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out Donald Glover got his rap alter-ego name from a Wu-Tang name generator
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut says he'd love to face off against archrival Takeru Kobayashi in classic hot-dog confrontation this Fourth of July if Kobayashi unblocks him on Twitter
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Sun May 27, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How smart is Cardi B? She thought Childish Gambino and Donald Glover were two different people
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Hormel recalling 228,000 pounds of canned ♫ ♬Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam♫ ♬
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Love Bangs Heads With Tatum." No euphemisms were harmed in the production of this headline
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Sat May 26, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pizza lover seeks some dough after being battered by giant pizza spatula, says he can't eat another slice without getting kneaded
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Now's the time to reboot the much beloved classic sitcom "Kevin Can Wait"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
'This is like an AA meeting' - TV viewers admit their guilty pleasures, from Riverdale to Ex On The Beach
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Adam Lambert says he's not sure how in the closet Freddie Mercury actually was. Oh, you mean in the sense that literally everyone knew that Freddie Mercury was gay? Except for those people who thought Liberace just hadn't found the right girl yet?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, your daughter loved gymnastics and other activities when it was easy, but the moment it got harder, she quit. Do you demand persistence or let her give up and quit?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
The list of "4 signs your perfect new boyfriend is actually a psychopath" is also a list of "4 signs your new boyfriend is simply needy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends joins the Kim Jong-un apology tour: "[Kim] probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his people all day long...[He] probably wants some normalization. Let's give it to him if we can make the world safer"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cano suspended? No problem, we have Dee Gordon, who's won a Gold Glove at second base. What can go wrong?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Donald Glover fans have taken over /r/thedonald, set their sights on /r/The_Donald. He is the hero we need
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nagasaki restaurateur hits crowdfunding sites to solicit funds for new soft-serve ice cream machine because, hey, everybody loves 12-tier ice cream with their okonomiyaki
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I just discovered "Cobra Kal" online last night and binged 5 episodes and loved it. Anyone else have any opinions?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anna Faris loves guys in cargo shorts. No, not you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who wears dresses and flamboyantly fabulous hats proclaims his love of gay men
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 16-year-old girl who voices Peppa Pig earns $1,500 an hour
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Sun May 20, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"The President would love to come and hold a campaign rally for you. What do you think?" "Um...let me check my calendar...well, gee...it seems we're already booked that day. And the day after. And the day after. Hey, let me call you back"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Do you love goats, yoga and beer and wish you could enjoy all three at the same time?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you love Marlyn so we let you propose to Marlyn at the Marlins game so you can watch the Marlins while you marry Marlyn
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Mods are asleep. Time to post your NSFW on the Tesla forums
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Let us remember when Toronto's José Bautista ate the meanest punch in baseball brawl history'
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Spice Guy)
 
 
 
"New England, a part of the United States where every recipe calls for meat, vegetables, and a starch to be put into a pot and boiled until all ingredients reach an indistinguishable shade of beige"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my old college friends--who is now 50--has long been an uncle to my two kids. Our daughter is 19 and attending college near him; he has spent time with her and confessed he's falling in love with her. What do we have to do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my old college friends--who is now 50--has long been an uncle to my two kids. Our daughter is 19 and attending college near him; he has spent time with her and confessed he's falling in love with her. What do we have to do?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant
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Mon May 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the most unique baby name you've ever heard?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
This just in: Emily Ratajkowski loves all boobs. Who can argue with that?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Do you want to be loved by your millions of clueless minions and rule the world? Here's how to be the next Trump
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Sat May 12, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Change your name, move overseas, consider massive facial reconstructive surgery, because 65k texts girl is back and on video
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Change your name, move overseas, consider massive facial reconstructive surgery, because 65k texts girl is back and on video
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Condi to Trump: for the love of God, leave this to the adults in the room
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson turns to an unlikely ally to save the Earth... Barry Allen. They're doomed. (ABC 9ET)
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda explains why the "DuckTales" and other Disney cartoon themes are so awesome. Woo-hoo
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Alex Ferguson wakes up from coma, immediately asks for match score
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for the First Lady: Oh sure, everybody loved this pamphlet when OBAMA's FTC put it out in 2014, but the minute MELANIA puts it out, the "opposition media" is all "plagiarism" this and "copied word for word" that, SHEESH
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Raiders ripped by scouts, execs for taking player likely to die doing what he loves
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Yelp)
 
 
 
Subby loves and actively seeks out food that has been sitting under a heat lamp at a gas station for hours. Especially foil wrapped cheeseburgers. What's your secret shameful food lust?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
There is a lot of political material to mine this week, from the NRA to Cohen to Giuliani. Will Alec Baldwin return? Will there be a parody of Community, or will the show be fresh? Donald Glover hosts and is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As Gibson files for bankruptcy, are people finally falling out of love with guitars?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump repeats in front of reporters how he would "love to speak" with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Oh, wouldn't we all? Wouldn't we all?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Paulina Porizkova realizes she's married to Ric Ocasek
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Paulina Porizkova realizes she's married to Ric Ocasek
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl who stabbed her lover five times during sex while wearing clown make-up is jailed. Remember, never stick your dick in crazy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been divorced for years; my ex has remarried. I move often with my career, and we've remained friends; when I visit my kids, I stay at her home. My girlfriends wrongly assume I'm still in love; how can I convince them I'm not?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Janelle Monáe says she's 'working on' mass producing those 'Vagina Pants'. Oh goody
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Party Tip For Alexa Owner's Home: Simply ask: "Alexa, what's 10 to the power of 308?"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Simpsons' creator Matt Groening doubles down, says outrage over Apu is because 'people love to pretend they're offended'
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but I need four days to put up a comeback to Michelle Wolf," says Dennis Miller, who like the love child of Moses and Ted Nugent, has been lost in the comedy desert for years since shiatting his pants on 9/11
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is this prom dress gorgeous or offensive? Hey, at least we're not arguing about the color
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's something fundies love, history... like the history of how the King James Bible came together. Let's just say, it's what you might expect
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Sat April 28, 2018
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Poll: Republicans prefer Ford Mustangs, Democrats like Honda Accords ...which says a lot about those rice-burning hippy car lovers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How did brunch become America's most beloved, hated meal?
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
What's the first PC game you ever loved, and would you even bother playing it today?
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dear Two Scoops, Before you get too excited, a highly partisan, incomplete, and deeply flawed report by a broken House Committee means nothing. Love, former CIA Director
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey, my eyes are down here, fella"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'The Situation' now 'The Engaged'. To be followed by 'The Married', 'The Divorced' and finally 'The Broken Husk'
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
But Amazon, I thought you said you loved me. You offer all those things you know I want. You taunt me with shiny stuff. Oh how could you do this to me? I hate you. (Fine, take my money)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Duke biologist rocks colleagues who incorrectly thought mantis shrimps use tiny boxing gloves and beefy muscle-bound arms to punch through crab shells, proves that in fact they use springs to do so, and that the process is found all over nature
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
This manscaping trend towards shaving and body waxing is getting out of control
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley has a thing for lemurs. It's not a euphemism
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kid catches foul ball with a glove full of popcorn. Since this was at Yankee Stadium, he probably spilled around $150 worth of popcorn
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
State senator calls for FCC to pull radio station's license after host uses N-word on air. Host says using the N-word is protected by the First Amendment. Howard Stern, Mancow, Bubba the Love Sponge unavailable for comment
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you, you'll make a profit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Allison Mack tried to lure Emma Watson into sex cult purple monkey dishwasher. It's as if a million farkers cried out for the originals, and were suddenly silenced
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Money may not buy love, but it does buy time
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
James Cameron is hoping that 'Avengers fatigue' sets in pretty soon. "Not that I don't love the movies. It's just, come on guys, there are other stories...." In other news 'Waiting For Avatar 2 fatigue' shows no signs of ending anytime soon
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Universal Tommyknocks its way to the rights to another Stephen King adaptation
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as an autism mouse, scientists say. For one thing, they aren't exactly social butterflies, and predilection for shirts and gloves says nothing about their brain chemistry
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
In a stretch of her performing skills Christina Aguilera will portray a plastic, hypersexualized creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Rogue Bog get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run Bog. You're much too Rogue Bog
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Logic files for divorce. Tired of not being used these days
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Regional district seeks whereabouts of 'very patient-looking beaver' loved by kids." (Justin) Beaver trifecta complete
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A restaurant is looking for the man who publicly declared his intentions to 'marry' its mango chicken curry. Maybe he just crossed the road
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A restaurant is looking for the man who publicly declared his intentions to 'marry' its mango chicken curry. Maybe he just crossed the road
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Thu April 19, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran's bodyguard is trolling him on Instagram, no doubt bragging about the successful re-acquisition of his soul
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
YouTuber Mars Argo says her online identity was stolen by ThatPoppy and ex-boyfriend Titanic Sinclair. Yes, that is a real sentence in 2018
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
YouTuber Mars Argo says her online identity was stolen by ThatPoppy and ex-boyfriend Titanic Sinclair. Yes, that is a real sentence in 2018
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(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Barbara Bush drank so much booze, if they cremated her... her body would burn for three days" Love, Roger Stone
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Tell me Calf-er lover, have your braynes ever seen the loight of daey?"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My mom has a hot boyfriend at work and she won't stop hitting me up for advice because she can't talk to her coworkers. When I tell her to cool it, she says this is how adult relationships work. I'm at a loss. Sincerely, Ms U
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Move over, Grumpy Cat
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As Glenn Beck's media empire collapses, he sells off his jet, fires numerous employees, fails to join Trump cult. C'mon Glenn, just start tweeting like a maniac. It's how you attract the cultists. Say hate-filled stuff, they'll love ya
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Je m'appelle Sean Joan Hannity. What matters most is that I searched my memories, and I've got nothing to be guilty of. No guilt trip for me. I am taking the higher ground, because love is the answer. There's no way this scandal will affect me
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Marriage falling apart? Try a sex robot
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Marriage falling apart? Try a sex robot
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
John Cena is a free agent in love but will he stay a free agent at work? Will Raw gain a Queen or a Yes movement? Is tonight the last night for Sasha or Bayley? Does anyone want to go to a show missing its major title? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Some folks really love their personal assistants
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
German doctor is charged with killing his lover by sprinkling cocaine on himself before having her perform oral sex, which gives a whole new meaning to "coke head"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
John Cena and Nikki Bella break up. It's real to them, dammit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Jerry "The King" Lawler almost came and went at the same time
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(Google)
 
 
 
Anyone else trying really hard to watch Lost in Space on Netflix? I'm trying and I love Parker Posey but I'm just not getting it
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin drop some Trump truth bombs? Will Stefon return? Will we see Trump's love child? Will Putin return to assure us all? John Mulaney hosts and Jack White is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri April 13, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell injured in I-5 rollover wreck after portraying Ron Burgundy in "Funny Or Die" San Diego Voter Registration Drive with "Billy On The Street". No word on Baxter The Dog
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is single again...if you're into that sort of thing
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Canada's national tragedy claims another victim
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Wed April 11, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mustard may still play against Ketchup
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/11): Steve Rogers gets promoted to King of America. The Dracula Brothers learn about life, love and pointy sticks. Robocop cracks down on crime via a Snitch app, and the love child of La Femme Nikita and Spuds McKenzie loses her mojo
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A lot of Farkers are known to love their hooch, but stay away from the tainted bootleg liquor
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
It isn't Friday, but The Cure is in love again
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Crowd" of 974 White Sox fans watch beloved team extend home losing streak, to the 3 -8 Tampa Bay Rays
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the 150 Best Albums made by women. It is correct in every way and your arguments will not be heard
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the 150 Best Albums made by women. It is correct in every way and your arguments will not be heard
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Some Critic)
 
 
 
What to do as a hip critical parent when your young son adores Scrappy Doo, Tow Mater, or Jar Jar Binks? "Obviously I do not enjoy the character as much as him. In fact, I find him rather annoying. But Scrappy Doo was not created for me"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Girl on Plane: "I love this music Isn't it great? Oh, you're a musician, too? What have you done?" "This album. That you're playing. Right now"
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(Some Burning Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man founder Larry Harvey suffers massive stroke, unfortunately not from a stoned hippie chick
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
On a list of the worst TV shows of all time, you have to include "Joanie Loves Chachi," "The Ghost Whisperer," and "The Ropers"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases Windows 3.0 source code so you can party like it's 1989
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In Canada, beloved satirist Rick Mercer prepares his last rant
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of doing yoga with goats to releive your stress? Now you can take goat pilates classes
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Fri April 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Minors found in shaft
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover puffins have glow in the dark bills, love of EDM, ecstasy
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans outraged "Love, Simon" did not feature God's smiting of homosexuals
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde learns the hard way that not all lyrics work as Instagram captions. Especially Whitney Houston lyrics to describe your love of bathing
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cast of "The Walking Dead" honors superfan who lost battle with cancer. Made sure her headshot was clean and on point
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Im not sure what is going on here, but it somehow involves Ke$ha and Bob Dylan swapping genders and singing romantic songs, or something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Navy chaplain has been relieved of his duties after a video is shown of him spreading the love, while at a bar
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
K-Pop group apologizes for omitting Japan from world map seen in music video, blames it on CG editing error, notes they love Japan and tour there all the time. "We are truly sorry to those who experience uncomfortable feelings"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the whales who love to sing in the dark, mostly because they can't tell when they're in the shower
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jay-Z cried when his Mom told him she's gay, NTTAWWT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my wife eight years. She just gave birth. I love but I'm not 'in love' with her; I'm not attracted to her physically. We're roommates raising a child. How can I ask for an open marriage without hurting her feelings?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell checks into rehab for a "tune-up" but wants to assure everyone he's as sober as Collin Firth
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Well, at least he died doing what he loved
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Tue April 03, 2018
(LA Times)
 
Weeners
 
Hey Ladies, Channing Tatum is back on the market
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(LA Times)
 
Weeners
 
Hey Ladies, Channing Tatum is back on the market
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Years ago, a kid with cancer had a catch with Chase Utley. Years later, he's joined the same organization and Utley is impressed with his speed. This relationship is a home run
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Sun April 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No. There's no antitrust activity here. Nothing to see, just move along. Love, Live Nation/TicketMaster. Oh, and thanks for the additional 50% of the ticket price in fees
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Easter bunnies are so last year, it's all about the Easter guinea pig today. Soooooo ..here's Peach the hairless guinea to start off the new tradition
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
♫ And we're slow dancin', swayin' to the music, Slow dancin', just me and my girl, Slow dancin', swayin' to the music, No one else in the whole wide world, just you and Caturday ♫
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Ric Romero News special correspondent Captain Obvious reports that losing weight may improve your love life
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Don Trump Jr.:"We love our father." Tiffany Trump unavailable for comment
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Norway is among the happiest countries in the world, and marriage there is quite different compared to the rest of the world
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Wed March 28, 2018
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Joshua Herdman, who played Gregory Goyle in the Harry Potter movies, casts a farkoffus jerkoffis spell on an Instagram fan
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Well try looking here instead - THIS is your Official Fark.com Singles Mixer Thread
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why is it so weird to want to be single?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why is it so weird to want to be single?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10cc's hit I'm Not In Love was actually a song about how much singer Eric Stewart was in love with his wife
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High tech speed camera van is no match for disgruntled motorist and his umbrella
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$568,000 of unpaid taxes to the IRS puts Courtney Love in a hole
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX abruptly cancels the Deadpool animated series Donald Glover was going to give us
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, Mister Rogers was one of the most evil people in the history of the human species. Trump still pretty cool though
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, Mister Rogers was one of the most evil people in the history of the human species. Trump still pretty cool though
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Forsythe P Jones (Richard Sousa) Celebration of Life is Sunday, March 25th at 2:30 PM, at Love's Artifacts on South MacDill Ave in Tampa. I do hope you will come. Richard really liked his fellow "farkers"
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Millennials now think overpriced mashed avocados on toast is so yesterday, pineapples are now today
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