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Tue August 11, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. has more cases than New Zealand....has people
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kahn says devastation mostly due to politics, ceti eels
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Fri August 07, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Now that dogs are getting coronavirus, we will decide to really take this thing seriously
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
The 2020 Summer Olympics are off to a good start with a half-naked man punching 72-year-old Walmart employee for the Louisiana decathalon opener
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
In 1968 "Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower the River" was a screwball comedy starring Jerry Lewis. In 2020 it's an engineering plan
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana to spend $130 million to ensure that castles continue to have something to sink into
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Trees in Auburn Alabama can breathe a little easier now. Roll Damn Tide
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid experts recommend immediately locking down Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arizona, Tennessee, Georgia, Nevada, South Carolina, Texas, Idaho, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. Care to guess what they all have in common?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season says it will not disappoint the year of 2020 as conditions are ripe for lots of destruction (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP's wage replacement plan punishes its own voter base
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list
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(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
If you had a war criminal leading the Texas GOP on your 2020 betslip, please come forward to collect your winnings
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So, it's perfectly safe to re-open schools because kids just don't GET the Coronavirus and....Texas? You have your hand up? Something you want to share? HOW Many have tested positive? INFANTS you say?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Man refuses to argue with girlfriend, loses the argument
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Fri July 17, 2020
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Governor of Louisiana says "Wear a mask". Louisiana AG says "Don't listen to the governor." Lafayette, LA Mayor says "Hi I'm Bobby Newport"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rebel Rickey ain't wearin' no mask to Walmart
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs
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Wed July 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No. No, it doesn't
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Attorney General announces he won't be meeting with VP Pence when he visits the state on account of he got hisself a lil' touch of the 'rona aieeeegh
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dewine won't order a mask order then proceeds to talk about how they could really get things under control if a large set of the population was wearing masks
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's 2020 Apocalypse Bingo draw is: Mayfly Invasion
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(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
Mississippi decides while they're delving into their history and severing their ties with the Confederacy, maybe its also a good time to end Prohibition as well
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep red state of Mississippi admits it made poor choices, now says it's in deep COVID trouble
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio Face-Eating Leopard Party goes cannibal because the F-ELP governor supports healthy faces covered in masks instead of uncovered and diseased faces
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan says, what is it Justice Roberts? Next thing you know, I'll lose my right to watch children be molested
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
During in-church services, a Sugartown,Louisiana personally and publicly shamed those who did not attend, calling them out by name and said 'When we have a service, you better be here'. Or what, preacher man?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What happened to John Roberts, lament conservatives, he used to be cool now he's like bogus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Luca Brasí found at Bass Pro
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sights that evoke terror in Canada: Grizzly tracks, wolf spoor, American licence plates
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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Fri June 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A DNA mix-up involving a washing machine kept a man in jail for 3 years in Louisiana, the Other Florida
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Mississippi wants to keep a racist dog-whistle on their flag, even if they change the flag
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Saharan dust cloud that causes respiratory problems now hitting Gulf Coast. Good thing coronavirus is so contained there
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman investigates David Duke and finds out he's a Nazi KKK motherfarker. Then finds out that the entire Republican party are a bunch of racists. Next thing you'll tell me is that Trump's a criminal - which you did back in 2015, over and over again
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From boiled peanuts to brewers yeast, 20 surprising state foods
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh, now that college football has chimed in, surely Mississippi will change its flag
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you hate wearing the mask now, you're really gonna hate the ventilator
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Guess it's gonna be hard for the coronavirus to spread with the government not allowing churches to hold large gatherings." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cadet Bonespurs doesn't see anything wrong with US military bases named after our enemies. Can you name 10 Americans who deserve to have a base named after them?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Annual Mayfly hatch from the upper Mississippi River gets picked up by weather radar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Southern state takes a stand and refuses to ban the sale of Confederate flags at their State and County fairs, and by southern state I mean Ohio
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Man saves classic RX7 from being damaged by floodwaters despite not knowing who owned the car
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Our old pal "Overzealous GOP Staffer" strikes again. Bonus: local newspaper actually does some investigative journalism
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Mon June 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Problems facing Wisconsin: alcoholism, obesity, the Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love dilemma, tropical storms, BLM protests... wait, back up a second
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food chain cleans up its image. Sir, this is a Popeye's
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Terrible. No, wait. I might be remembering that joke wrong
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Praise God and pass the ammo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline prevented Britney Spears from seeing her sons until she self-quarantined for two weeks. In other news, anyone remember Kevin Federline?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Orleans' Superdome to get new name in '21. Maybe Steve, Kevin, or Domey McDomeypants
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Tue May 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
In any other timeline, this would get an "obvious" tag, but in this one, it's a cause for celebration: "A WA state lawmaker whose actions surrounding an armed standoff with federal agents were dubbed 'domestic terrorism' will not seek reelection"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Mississippi casinos to reopen before Memorial Day weekend for people who like to gamble with their lives
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
The official council for the French language rules coronavirus acronym is feminine. La Covid-19 est de la merde
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats press for aid to all states while Republicans are balking because some of that money will go to states that don't vote Republican
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Kayaker attempting to paddle entire length of Mississippi River doesn't quite reach Gulf of Mexico; didn't bring life jacket and gets as far as "still in northern Minnesota" before needing rescue
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Somebody is giving away a haunted house because people are too afraid to live in it. Second prize is a plastic baggie full of goldfish
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If the government can force you to wear a mask, what's next? Subby expects some type of shoulder/lap device to belt you into your seat while driving
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Thu May 07, 2020
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
You may want to do a Cartman freeze for this ... Drew Brees vs Tom Brady to open 2020/21 NFL season from New Orleans. Tag is for the NFL ... the world needs this game
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Commander's Palace now shipping delicious meals nationwide
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby brown pelicans return to island devastated by Deepwater Horizons oil spill
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas governor Greg Abbott admits in a private phone call that ending stay-at-home order will cause a spike in Coronavirus cases but is going to do it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Louisiana legislature approves plan to limit vote-by-mail...and to add insult to injury they voted remotely
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas is forcing everyone back to work today, so let's check yesterday's COVID statistics and see how safe we ar--- oh dear
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What do corona virus first responders need? Nuclear support
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Louisiana GOP vote by mail to block voting by mail
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Thu April 30, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nobody puts Pastor Tony Spell in a corner
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is meeting with the Louisiana governor in front of a placard detailing how the WH bribed him to come suck on a Cheeto
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a turtle in a knife fight in an alley
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not news: Federal appeals court denies silly appeal... New: Appeal sought immunity from prosecution for Louisiana prosecutors who used fake subpoenas to pressure witnesses
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Thu April 23, 2020
(My High Plains)
 
 
 
You heard the leprechaun: put down the Lucky Charms - playtime's OVER, futhamuckas
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At some point, it's going to become news when this White House manages to hire someone who hasn't deleted racist tweets
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
After posting bail for attempted murder of a protester, a Louisiana pastor is doubling down by daring the authorities to stop him from holding in-house church services
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh disagree on stare decisis being sacrosanct. This will be a big deal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: Mostly guilty isn't enough to convict someone; unanimous jury verdicts required. This means you, Louisiana
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, there's one other way to keep Southerners from flocking to the beaches during a pandemic
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Chuck E. Cheese)
 
 
 
Subby saw that the local Chuck E. Cheese has a new $5 or less menu. Are their wings and cheese pizza any good?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge on Mike Huckabee's lawsuit to open up beaches following coronavirus lockdown: that dog won't hunt
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(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Louisiana now has flies that enter the human body through the ears and nose. No word from health officials if they wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex and make them want to follow the orders of Khan Noonan Singh
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Bored out of their skulls, 13 fire departments responded to a single house fire
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm going to start by shaming my roommate for showering every day, but then I'm going to escalate that by shaming him for showering twice a day while working in a Louisiana hospital during the pandemic. Am I the arsehole?
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana: No evictions during this time. Long term hotels: Hold my room key ... and paws off the free chocolate chip coffees
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