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Thu April 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♬ Bye bye Miss American Pie. I got a hot model girlfriend and that's no lie. She'll be with me till the day that I die, which will likely be a week from Fri ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver does what we'd all like to do
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's season two is always bad but apparently he'll still win in 2020, says guy who got lucky once and now thinks he's a genius, like Trump. Stay away from Trump, his stupid is contagious
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Tue April 24, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Democrats eye 2020 White House run, because if there's anyone who's in tune with mainstream Americans, it's them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels releases her first porn video since coming public about affair with Trump, sadly not titled "On the President's Staff" (NSFW content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos wants to put his junk in your trunk
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lethal Weapon's renewal in jeopardy at Fox because the actor playing Riggs is displaying Mel Gibson-like behavior
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Mon April 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite being no-hit the Red Sox hold the top spot, closely followed up by the Astros. Somehow the Phillies keep winning, while the Reds are looking for their 4th win almost a month into the season. It's your week three MLB Power Rankings
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Amish country, woman in buggy killed by man in SUV in a demonstration of the modern world versus days gone by. Next up, tractor runs over guy with lawnmower
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3D self-aware robot squid that can be printed on the battlefield are being developed by the military. Which will be great as soon as we need sentient sushi on the battlefield
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus that was supposed to go to New York ends up in Toledo. Everybody on the bus just laughs and laughs
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sure, blame the humans. It's always their fault for why we can't live in peace and harmony in a scooter-filled urban paradise
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little 35-year old friend - looking back at the controversy of Scarface
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kardashians closing all Dash stores, including the one on Setlik III
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shot by LAPD identified as the Shaggy Bandit. Let's take off his mask to see who he really is
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So it looks like Cohen doesn't want to deal with discovery
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A museum dedicated entirely to selfies has just opened. Oddly enough, most visitors don't take the opportunity to look up from their phones long enough to appreciate the exhibits
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Let Me Lead You Through the Darkness of Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson's Relationship" Um... how about no (no need to click the link)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A Navy F/A-18 pilot got his hands on a GoPro. Come for the enthusiastic check list reading, stay for the canyon fly through and catapult launches
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
And lo the Golden Knights held aloft Excalibroom and in a mere four contests didth vanquish the Kings of The Angels from the realm of Lord Stanley
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some ex-FBI agents say that Comey is hurting the FBI by publicly clashing with Trump, you know, not the repeated attempts by Trump to politicize the agency, or fire anyone investigating him
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Mozzarella cheese, ham, and pineapple
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who could be influencing the use of porn? Could it be... SATAN? The Vatican thinks so
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Battle for the overhead bin is still fierce even after they stopped stuffing pets in there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian sex guru and his followers show up in Thai court claiming to know about 2016 U.S. election interference. Sure, why not? We've had everything else
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB power rankings for week 3 see the Mets crack the top five. Also, the Angels and Indians both moved up four slots apiece within the top 10. The Red Sox move to number one while the Astros drop to number two
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently offering tons of new shows attracts millions of new subscribers as Netflix has discovered. Networks gnash their teeth over shocking discovery. What about our 10 new shows a year strategy that we've used for 50 years?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Women named "Heather" are the coolest, most stylish, most with-it, most popular, most trendy, most likely to succeed. Convince me otherwise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children's clothes emblazoned with ENJOY COCAINE. Yeah, some people have a problem with that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Definitely a "one of a kind" sale
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania books appointment with ophthalmologist to correct severe eye-rolling incident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great, another thing you will not be able to bring on-board... remember The Pen is mightier
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Sun April 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Your Sunday Hockey: Pens/Flyers fight for the blowout game powerup at 3pm ET, Jets to carpet bomb Wild at 7pm, can anyone plug back in Ovie's controller for Caps/Jackets at 7:30pm, and then Kings/Knights where LA hopes to distract Fleury with beach balls at 10pm
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(High Country News)
 
 
 
You're way more sophisticated than those rubes who send money to televangelists; instead, you sent your money to Standing Rock protestors who used it for ... well, that's what nobody seems to know
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Kanye West, Friedrich Nietzsche. One of these does not belong and you have five guesses to get it right
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you write #MeToo in hieroglyphics?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Rose broken and alone. Well, except for his housekeeper, and Isabelle Rossellini and fawning reporters. Only able to move among his five mansions and 10-to-20 high-class restaurants
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your fire is already burning, you don't need to use a fire starter. And it's a really bad idea to throw a whole box of fire starters on your fire. With video goodness
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor declares "we're the same as Iowa". Just say you wanna be President, Primary Boy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man discovers that it is indeed true. Crocodiles can't climb trees. Tune in next week for the next episode of "realities that really don't need further testing"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ack, ack... Ack, ack, ack... Ack, ACK, ACK, ack
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California a step closer to splitting into three pieces (with maybe one part falling into the ocean) as billionaire gets enough signatures to trigger vote
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California a step closer to splitting into three pieces (with maybe one part falling into the ocean) as billionaire gets enough signatures to trigger vote
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So your city is a corrupt festering cesspit whose leaders couldn't manage their way out of a wet paper bag? Easy solution - just annex the suburbs that have their shiat together and bend them to your will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese police use facial recognition technology to pick out suspect in crowd and arrest him. Difficulty: 60,000-strong concert crowd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
32-year-old Andre Ingram made his NBA debut with the Los Angeles Lakers. He did not disappoint
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
32-year-old Andre Ingram made his NBA debut with the Los Angeles Lakers. He did not disappoint
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Playboy bunny, 83, becomes world's oldest lingerie model
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Tristan Thompson is caught 'cheating' on Khloe Kardashian, the pregnant reality star's entire family unfollows him on social media. Well, that ought to show him
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A new app that lets you rent out your car to complete strangers? What could possibly go wrong with that?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's father Thomas gets his very own royal 'throne'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel quirkily ends feud with her ex-manager
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right
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Tue April 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
MLB players agree, Boston is a rough place
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis will be this year's Comedy Central Roastee. Now he'll know what a TV dinner feels like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what the bigger story is here; A new type of chocolate that has been invented or the fact that Kit-Kats will now be available in Pink Panther form
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to tell if your spouse is having an affair and what you can do to prevent it from happening in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's the full transcript of Trump's response to learning Cohen's offices were raided
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rachel McAdams had a baby son. That is so fetch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you guessed 4 weeks after the 60 Minutes interview before Stormy Daniels will pose for Penthouse, come down and claim your free issue
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
L.A.'s Reef Hotel celebrating Cali's 1st legal 4/20 with a tribute to Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, unlimited Chicken Nuggets & Tater Tots on a "Munchie Mountain" & "Hot Box Maze". This should end well
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"Hello LA Fire Department? I'm stuck to a park bench. I'm so very scared"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna is confident that she'll maintain her joint custody status in spite of publicly brawling at Magic Mountain and having chosen to name herself Blac Chyna
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC alum Michael Jordan names UNC alum Mitch Kupchack general manager of Charlotte Hornets. Duck sucks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner reviews sausages. Theon Greyjoy's notably missing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk unveils the largest pepper mill... in the world
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notorious B.I.G. racks up a notoriously large hotel bill which is pretty impressive considering he's been dead for at least 15 years
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Topless protester charges toward Bill Cosby at start of sex assault retrial
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hyperloop One up to 240 mph now, will reach 670 mph by 2021. Seems like awfully slow acceleration
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fine, fine, I'll use EIGHT proxies now
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Excuse me, are there any non-assholes working in the airline industry? Hello? No, seriously, isn't there at least one person with a touch of common sense and compassion? Hello?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Giada ... Giada .... Giada Giada ... Jing, Jing, Jing ♫ ♫
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lyft screwing up your ride. New hotness: Lyft screwing up your flight
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
10 of the world's longest non-stop commercial flights by distance. How many have you been on?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors pull three-foot charger cable from man's penis after he used it to try to stop itching. That's long distance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, discussing artificial intelligence, warns we will all be forced to serve under an immortal robot dictator whose power we can never escape. Cool. So things WILL improve
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Live nest camera captures bald eagle's reaction to California earthquake
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Photo emerges of Daniel Day-Lewis riding the subway, engrossed by his flip phone. Although it's unclear if he was actually deep in character, preparing for a film set in the 00s about a man whose best friend is his phone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Susan Anspach has died at 75. Hearts everywhere are broken into five easy pieces
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(Falls Church News-Press)
 
 
 
Longest-serving member of White House Press corps Connie Lawn will soon be under one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those are my retirement rats
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Solo will premiere at Cannes before it's relegated to the can
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apps keep sending L.A.'s worst drivers up an incredibly steep street. So... all of them?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Dodgers complete rare 4-2-5-3-4 double play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials to the rescue?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
There's a new evil in California. No, worst than that. Nope, even worse, think the worst evil possible
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rock, and a guy who owns paper meet Prince. Scissors decidedly absent
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump seeks arbitration in Stormy Daniels case, as stipulated by the non-disclosure agreement he did not sign concerning sex he says he did not have
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Oh, you mean when I admitted to conspiracy against the U.S.? I was just joshing. Ho, ho, wow... yeah, totally kidding. Can't believe he actually fell for it. What a maroon. So, we're good now, right? I swear, we'll laugh about this later"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just a Stone's throw away from Conspiracy Against the United States
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hockey fans' heart attack risk rises after home team wins. Finally some good news for fans of the Columbus Blue Jackets
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
McDonald's 2015: We're going to pay our employees $1/hr above the local minimum wage. 2018: Yeah, that was a one-time McSpecial, it's off the McMenu now
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Sun April 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Las Vegas Golden Knights have now won the division in every season of existence. In a more bittersweet moment before the game, they also retired their first number
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bill would let California developers build anything they want, ignoring zoning, as long as it's close to mass transit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No. There's no antitrust activity here. Nothing to see, just move along. Love, Live Nation/TicketMaster. Oh, and thanks for the additional 50% of the ticket price in fees
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Sat March 31, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren wonders how come she still has advertisers? She's just as big a lowlife as Laura Ingraham. She'd like a week off too. It's just so unfair
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
17-innings: It took only one day in the Major League season to get us to that magical time when a ballgame goes past midnight local time and everyone can eat ice cream
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(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
A quick math problem: if 53% of gang members are white, how many white people have been arrested with the state's anti-gang laws since 2010? Hint: the state is Mississippi
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Latest odds for each team to win Stanley Cup. Stars strangely high
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not a tumor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton in black lingerie. Your argument is invalid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Tucker Carlson bringing Fabio on as an expert on the California economy is the most Onion story ever"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Los Angeles judge rules Starbucks cups in California have to have a cancer warning. And you thought the whole Christmas cup thing was silly
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy, happy, joy, joy, happy, have a seat over there
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Houston becomes the second city to get a huge, shiny metal bean sculpture. Chicago hears about it. Hilarity ensues
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As follow up to their successful flamethrower, Elon Musk's Boring Company reinvents the pet rock
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Our long national off-season is over, as the 2018 MLB season starts today - the earliest opening day in history, with all 30 teams in action. It begins with the Cubs at the Marlins, 12:30pm EDT on ESPN
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Wed March 28, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Oakland A's big fear? They're not the only ones who want to buy the Coliseum and they won't have a place to play
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First World Problems: Should you fly commercial or private with your pet?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
NFL allows Rams to increase debt limit on stadium; cost of project estimated at $5 billion. For that money, the Rams could buy the Panthers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Only the best porn stars
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(America Magazine)
 
 
 
Prominent Catholic Magazine: Perhaps we've all been a little too hard on Katy Perry
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After never playing for UCLA and a grueling nine games played in a Lithuanian rec league, LiAngelo Ball declares for the NBA draft
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When booking musical acts for March For Our Lives, be sure they haven't been convicted of gun crimes
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here are a few facts about the star of SMILF. They don't explain what that acronym means though
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Power Rankings: The ones who rose and those who fell after free agency
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
In-N-Out Burger seeks restraining order against prankster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can now own Donald Trump - his naked statue, that is
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Mon March 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams now stomping the competition to land Ndamukong Suh
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Netflix renewal strategy for One Day at a Time is one season at a time and it's getting one more season
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High tech speed camera van is no match for disgruntled motorist and his umbrella
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The lawyer of the lawyer of the president sends porn star a 'cease-and-desist' letter of a letter of a joke after her interview about an encounter of an asshole
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nobody deserves to wander the desert surviving on only cactus and human urine. Not even an attorney
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Sun March 25, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A happy 71st birthday to Reginald Dwight, better known as Elton John. Here's his ode to Who's the Boss star Tony Danza
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's been three years since Marion "Suge" Knight was charged with murder, but apparently he has yet to find just the right defense attorney. Hey, maybe #15 will be the right one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander reveals how he balances marriage with baseball. He's a multi-millionaire professional athlete with a supermodel wife. If he had any more balance he could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
OK, his steam-powered rocket worked, but I don't think he saw the edge of the "flat" Earth
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Sat March 24, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
L.A. subway construction unearths a treasure trove of fossils. Although anyone looking for fossils in Southern California usually has to go no further than the Hometown Buffet in Palm Springs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The greatest thing since sliced bread... sliced ketchup?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles DA's office will not bring charges against Zay Jones
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel throws before scouts of 13 teams. Someone will take him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
School board fires teacher who went on a video rant against the mlitary
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Attention shoppers, we have ISIS creating a hostage situation in our store"
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Look, you have to come get me because my left eye just came out of my head" and trailer of the "Action Park" movie
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Zay Jones' father gives update on Bills receiver after felony vandalism arrest for fighting for Jesus
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Convenience store shut down after selling 'zombie' drug. Frank West investigating, hoping to find Zombrex
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle may require guns to be locked up, potentially threatening tens of thousands of free-range, organic firearms
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Justin Bieber's mystery woman- Baskin Champion
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Comey weighs film and TV offers for his memoirs. Finally a movie about an FBI director that won't need staff from both the men's and women's wardrobe departments
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The latest list of the best cities to buy scrunchies in is from (A) Buzzfeed, (B) Selena Gomez, (C) Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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(Nature)
 
 
 
AI detects thousands of viruses previously unknown to anyone but your mom's pathologist
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Giving up porn for Lent leads to 17 percent drop in computer viruses across the U.S
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Big ten inches coming in hard. "Atmospheric River" set to penetrate California with tumbling rocks cascading to the coast, devastating the region, pummeling it into oblivion, and then, perhaps, a cigarette in the doorway, by the shadow of the moon
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
SpaceX hopes to one day build a manufacturing facility surrounded by aliens
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jack White gets even weirder on new album. Wait is that even possible?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodger third baseman Justin Turner breaks his wrist on a hit by pitch and will likely be out of action for a while, leaving him plenty of time to chase after Brienne of Tarth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Andy Dick barred from being near family for well, being a dick
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump loyalist attempting to gag Stormy Daniels is the same attorney who tried to defend the sham Trump University
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
India publishes children's book of inspiring leaders from history. Obama? Sure. Gandhi? Absolutely. Hitler? Hang on
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Today on "Where are they now?", we have 1998 lottery winner James "I'm not going to blow the money" Hayes
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Clarissa Reboots It All
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines is under fire after a father and his toddler were forced off a flight because the young girl had been momentarily scared. Well at least they didn't put her in the overhead bin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, a priest, a magician and a historian walk onto a studio set
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
America's most famous Czech restaurant is actually a gas station in Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A second Trump attorney has hit Stormy Daniels
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering where you could order a supercar built by ex-Lamborghini employees under the supervision of a legendary composer, this is your lucky day
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Wed March 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets place David Wright on the DL. In other news David Wright was apparently healthy enough to maybe play baseball again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk hiring away Onion staffers for a new secret social media project. He could have just bought Fark
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week in 1988, everyone in America got RickRolled for the first time
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sheriff warns against trespassing near border wall prototypes. Um, shouldn't that be part of the testing?
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How many people have to die for Katy Perry to finally get what she wants?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ten things you didn't know about U2's second-greatest album
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Look, Mr. Smug Driver, just because you own a fancy self-driving Tesla doesn't mean you get to show off by driving with your feet hanging out the window
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Large fixed-blade knife? Check. Two Tasers? Check. Handcuffs? Check. Fake FBI credentials. Check. Alright, time to head over to the Los Angeles Jail
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plain canvas covered in white paint goes for $350,000 because of the light and overlooked artists or some crap
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Fri March 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find people stop growing new neurons in their early teens, start destroying them after discovering the Politics tab
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Disney's $100 million gamble to turn the classic children's book "A Wrinkle in Time" into a politically correct film filled with liberal talking points on feminism and diversity may be backfiring badly." Thank you, Fox News, for keeping us infromed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Terry Crews's sexual assault lawsuit rejected because double standards exist
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump hitman/bagman Michael Cohen says Stormy Daniels lost a double secret private arbitration hearing she was not party to about that agreement Donald Trump isn't party to. Who pays arbitrators?
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Wed March 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
┳┻| _ \ln ┻┳| •.•) I'm looking forward to \ln ┳┻|⊂ノ Stormy raising a Storm \ln ┳┻|
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Blackberry goes all patent troll on facebook because it's really got nothing left to lose at this point
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels sues Trump because he didn't finish
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Tue March 06, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two gubernatorial candidates pledge ambitious solution to intractable problem
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Google hard at work on new 72 qubit computer which uses advanced quantum technology. They are working on the ongoing problem of superposition which is probably some porn thing. All the advanced tech goes to porn
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsome files to run for California governor. Says he has no regrets about leaving job as Captain of the Pacific Princess, working with Doc, Gopher, and Isaac
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google decides to give Zagat a tiger uppercut
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Somebody must have thought they pulled the wrong envelope again
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check up on your popcorn stocks, those subpoenas for Trump's associates are real, and they're spectacular
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Fri March 02, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LAPD seize home with commercial-grade refrigerators, 40 cases of beer. In other news, Los Angeles Fark Party canceled until further notice
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
56 years ago today, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points, grabbed 25 rebounds and dished out 7 money shots
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You never hear about all the threesomes that go right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mama June Monroe stars in The Seven Year Ick
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Thu March 01, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's about time the Oscars expanded into new categories
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman and DC Comics head back to The Dreaming
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Exodus 10:3 - "I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen. They will devour what little you have left after the hail including every tree that is growing in your fields" - © IOC
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shockingly, California's bullet train project will cost more and take longer than anyone ever thought or at least ever thought to tell the public
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news and bad news; First, the good- the new 5G phones are coming Now, the bad- not until next year, and they're gonna be a mite spendy
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin had to ask UCLA not to share a video of his talk as too many students were heckling him
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Arrest made in Donald Trump Jr. NYC white powder letter case. Suspect also mailed powder notes to actor Antonio Sabato Jr., four others
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
California has worst 'quality of life' in US, study says. Now why would FoxNews single out just one statistic about California?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
When two young lovers get that moon in their eye they welcome a new baby into the world. Or even when a 76-year old NFL billionaire owner knocks up his 38-year old girlfriend. Same difference
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Wed February 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Harvey Weinstein investigation in Great Britian has gotten so big that police have given it its own name- Operation Kaguyak
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Stan Lee is battling pneumonia. He says he's going to be fine. He's not fine
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour has sold enough tickets in Chicago and Los Angeles to add second shows
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Baron Corbin looks to make orphans cry (more than usual), The Usos plan to take New Day to IHOP, we SOMEHOW have a one-on-one women's match, and some guy named Juan Cena is supposed to show up. It's YOUR WWE SmackDown Live thread (8pm ET,USA)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's drum-set turns up in Los Angeles
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
"And in entertainment news, we have upcoming new music releases from Cardi B, Bruno Mars, Led Zeppelin, Ed Sheeran, Halsey, wait...back up a sec"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dude was trying to rip off my weed, man. Sure lucky the pigs showed up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I donated $40 and was cleared of NCAA violations"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Problem: the GOP keeps losing special elections to the Democrats. GOP Solution: 'Let's just not hold any elections until 2019'. Democrats: 'Yeah, that's not gonna work for us"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flexible thief dubbed the "Butt Crack Babe" squeezes partway inside a claw machine to make off with some ill-gotten booty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta's tax breaks under attack in Georgia after they cut ties with the NRA. Mayors of Detroit, Minneapolis, New York, Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, and Seattle seen salivating
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"Falling Down" screenwriter says D-Fens would "definitely" be a Trump supporter
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(RedFin)
 
 
 
35% of US home buyers aren't visiting properties in person before submitting bids
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
John Titor sighting
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Slow speed chase involving a Bronco ends in a DUI arrest. Not a repeat from 1994
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Andy Dick fired from two films for being a dic....himself
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Better start lining up, tomorrow is Free Pancake Day at IHOP
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's daughter Ensa has died at age 44 of Kidney failure, she was predeceased by her bother Ennis, and survived by her mother and father and sisters Erika and Evin. In other news Cosby apparently named his kids the same way the Duggars do
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man going down a California freeway on horseback gets charged with RUI
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Weinstein Company close to bankruptcy. Tiny violins, start warming up
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like mail so USPS can now send you email of your mail before you get mail
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: Uber and Lyft congest cities
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about so here's Benedict Cumberbatch doing a dramatic reading of 'I'm a Little Teapot'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fury at plan to burn body and medical waste to power hundreds of homes. Zombie power
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas high school teacher suspended after filming his students fighting instead of actually intervening
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats will be watching California very closely this week as state Dems hold their annual convention ... mostly to see who gets the upper hand: party professionals or progressive activists
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman beats off man masturbating on train. What?
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal boxing trainer?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley sues her business manager because she is poor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen shot in Florida school shooting gets call from Donnie. She says, "I've never been so unimpressed by a person in my entire life". She's probably just one of those tragedy actors who takes several bullets just to make Trump look bad
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jane Seymour, 67, poses for Playboy. Still a model. Still super (sfw)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Justin Trudeau takes heat for dressing like a Bollywood actor in his goodwill tour, we all need to remember one thing...he sure is pretty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A study based on the seven deadly sins shows yet again why Florida has it own 'Tag'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
How was your flight ma'am? "It was a s---show." Oh, well take this card with a Delta customer service number
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Capetown residents grateful that day zero has now been moved for the third time, this time to July 9th. At this rate they'll never run out of water
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The people of Wauconda, IL would like you to stop calling strangers there and screaming "Wakanda Forever"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James likes the NBA Playoffs the way it currently is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parent decides to write up a social media contract in order for her 9-year-old to responsibly utilize his device, but she wanted to find the "trouble spots" first. It didn't take long. Are you developing these contracts for your children?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what city produces the most NBA talent per capita? New York? Philadelphia? Los Angeles? How about Kinston, North Carolina?
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Brexit news: David Davis says his Swedish robot lawnmower is proof that EU and UK must work together, Britain won't be turning into a 'Mad Max' dystopia and Brexit doesn't cause cancer. There, all caught up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hollywood's sister of darkness, a 39-year-old practicing exorcist and healer based in Studio City, declares The Exorcist a documentary of best practices. When Megan Duffy felt down recently, it wasn't the flu, it was the "Clive" inside her
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
George "Iceman" Gervin recounts epic game of H-O-R-S-E with "Pistol Pete" Maravich at NBA all-star game about, oh, 82 years ago
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Uber/Lyft driver who went missing a week ago on duty hospitalized after being found alive. Unknown if Surge Pricing was in effect
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NY Times- "LA Times, you suck." LA Times- "Oh, it's on, biatch
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Guess which jeans company just suspended its co-founder over allegations that he sexually harrassed Kate Upton? Go on, Guess
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists worried that with a swarm of 200 earthquakes building over the last 10 days, this time, maybe, Yellowstone will erupt and kill us all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig is ready for Madame Tussauds
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fergie responds to criticism of her Roseanne Barr-esque National Anthem performance
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"biatch set me up"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Do you want bears that can breathe underwater? Because this is how you get bears that can breathe underwater
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ron Weasley learns how to parallel park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Human beings could achieve immortality by 2050 thanks to advances in artificial intelligence and genetic engineering
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence AKA J-Law AKA Savior of our democracy
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Sun February 18, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Museum of Candy opening in New York. Peeps to be rejected on general principle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to lose weight? Sure, exercise more and eat less is always the best advice, but it turns out being lazy over lunch helps, too. Which explains all those scientists lingering in the cafeteria for hours every day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create human-sheep hybrids so that organs may be grown in sheep, then transplanted into humans, which will be great for humanity but baa-aaa-aad for sheep-kind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe Biden is running for president in 2020. He might be just tiptoeing towards it now ..but he's gonna be running. Whether or not he trips because of his age is yet to be seen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson fans demand refunds after attending the dope show
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Honda rear-ended by errant driver who flees...after knocking Honda into path of oncoming Amtrak train
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'I am more than just an athlete'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
National Enquirer bought Playboy playmate's Trump story so the CEO could "influence" Trump in the future. Otherwise known as blackmail, the whole reason why secret affairs are bad from an FBI point of view
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally a robot that subby wouldn't mind having his job taken over by: The beerbot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are faking "Black Panther"-related racial assaults. This is not a repeat from the seventies. Bonus: One pic is actually Rob Porter's wife
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Road rage incident ends in the ultimate fail when the offended driver ends up flipping his 4x4
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland's move to ban circumcision elicits protests from Jewish leaders who say it's an 'attack on Judaism'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
U-Haul shortage is jacking up prices as people flee Bay Area
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mama June may be going blind. Who saw this coming?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is Theroux with her marriage
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Debtors' prisons. New hotness: Debtors' hospitals
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supermassive black hole spotted feasting on 40-light-year-wide 'space doughnut.' Mmmm... space doughnut
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel has had enough of the liberals in the Bay Area. So he's moving to AL. Sorry, strike that, reverse it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news: Slice soda is returning to grocery shelves. The bad news: It will have less sugar, fewer calories and real fruit juice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lara Flynn Boyle goes from Twin Peaks to rock bottom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Burglar tries to throw a brick through a glass door and fails. So does the second burglar, but the first burglar intercepts the brick with his head
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Wed February 14, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Zlatan prepares to come to America and LA Galaxy this summer, is house-hunting around Bel Air and Beverly Hills because he is Zlatan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Only in LA: "The Ferrari clipped a Toyota SUV driven by actor Luke Wilson before colliding with a BMW"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What would you do if you discovered your father had started to write pornographic books? Under the pen name "Rocky Flintstone"?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
California blocks Native Americans out of weed business. Just as well, as if they know anything about smoking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Charlie Manson now doing Foreigner tributes
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Tue February 13, 2018
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego isn't ready to forgive Dean Spanos quite yet
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Elle Magazine's profile of Louise Linton is like reading an interview of Marie Antoinette
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
If you've ever laid awake at night wondering why Slipknot won't share festival bills with the Foo Fighters, just ask this clown
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game not over, man
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
Bezos tires of propping up UPS and FedEx
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"At a little over 288 pounds, I was officially the heaviest woman to complete a marathon"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The Great Question of our Era: Is it ever okay to use emojis in work correspondence?
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Bill Simmons says Boston sports media is embarrassing the city. That's the joke
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes doesn't need the lying fake news main stream media, he's got a super friendly news source that speaks truth to power, funded by...Devin Nunes
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal learns that the district attorney finds sex allegations against the star to be...hard to kill
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Miramax exec and Rose McGowan manager commits suicide, family blames everyone
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Some Replicant)
 
 
 
Well, here we are. The beginning of the future. Obvious tag fills in for non-extant Ominous tag (if you are a long haul trucker). Company plans to put 40 of these in service this year. Sarah Conner looking nervously over shoulder
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police now say Robert Wagner's story about Natalie Wood's death 'doesn't add up'. Apparently the math on a statement from an 87 year old about something that happened 37 years ago will never balance out correctly
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles decides that the cable company monopoly model would be a great way to handle basic sanitation services. It works out exactly as you would expect
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Matt Smith cast as Charles Manson. No word if he'll sport a fez
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Tue February 06, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lexus crashes into Wells Fargo branch resulting in two minor injuries, five new accounts opened
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(Pueblo Chieftain)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pueblo, $750,000 will be given out for Pot scholarships
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump would "love to see a shutdown"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The traditional Oscars class photo has arrived and...is that a cardboard cutout?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
L.A. is number one... in traffic congestion, once again. Well, at least L.A. endures in a nice pleasant climate. Pretty soon there'll be self driving cars and it won't even matter
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pour out a cold Ballantine in memory of actor John Mahoney, dead at age 77
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN latest NFL power rankings are out, and number one isn't the Super Bowl champs
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Mon February 05, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Thought Blade Runner 2049 was too long? Well, there's a four hour director's cut you probably won't want to see
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CA Democrats reveal their 2018 strategy: campaign on popular ideas
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Investigators say deadly Amtrak crash was preventable, possibly by taking the bus instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's claims that the FBI celebrated his firing of Comey, memos recovered via FOIA from that day portray it as a funeral for a fallen comrade
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mushrooms have the potential to do everything from curing cancer to fueling spacecraft
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Meth and cheese burritos
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fear not, America - the FBI will be looking into the Trump situation with the same urgency and competence they brought to the Nassar investigDAMMITSOMUCH
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Sun February 04, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Looking for an apartment with four bedrooms, ten bathrooms, four kitchens complete with limestone, herringbone interiors? Submitter would get it but needs more bathrooms
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Sat February 03, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Kennedy III: A New Hope
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Yes, your best friend can read your mind so stop thinking about his girlfriend
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mittens Romney already being considered for Republican leadership position ....and he hasn't even officially announced his candidacy for U.S. Senate yet
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic wants us to start writing letters to them in response to articles. What could go wrong?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
ICE agents raid 77 Northern California workplaces; no arrests reported. Nice work there, Lou
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Serial plane stowaway has bizarre outburst in court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Chuck Norris sues CBS, the evidence presents itself
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The "eighth man" at the infamous Trump Tower meeting with a Russian lawyer has been dumb enough to sue a democratic pundit for libel over on-air comments about the meeting -- meaning every participant in that meeting can now be deposed under oath
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Wed January 31, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bystander on the ground thinks, "hey, free helicopter"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man with .419 BAC gives up on field sobriety test, tells police he's 'going to jail anyways' No word on his Fark handle
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
And the first reactions to Marvel's Black Panther? "It will change the landscape of superhero movies forever"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I am the great and powerful Walmart. You have the effrontery to question our announced bonus and benefits packages? Pay no attention to the layoffs behind the curtain
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
The favorite movie of the new deputy director of the FBI? "The Untouchables". Somehow, I'm doubtful President Trump thought this plan through anything but its first step
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