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Fri July 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rainbow painted Pride crosswalk in West Vancouver defaced with tire marks by Mustang. The police hope to net the perp, perhaps charge him with "drag" racing
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Thu July 09, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Last month, angry OC residents forced the resignation of their chief health officer, even threatening her with death for daring to require masks. It looks like as they sowed, so shall they be reaped
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Wed July 08, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
CBS is gearing up to air its own version of The Hunger Games
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The internet is dragging Tiffany Haddish over her haircut. It can't be that bad, can ... oh dear
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Thin Blue Whine? LAPD July 4 sickout under investigation
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Tue July 07, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Which is more racist? A: Confederate statues? B: White Nationalists? or C: Los Angeles freeways?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber's CEO is 'very confident' the company will become profitable next year, the virus will just vanish in a puff of unicorn smoke, and the Browns will win the Superb Owl
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Mon July 06, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"Woman who made racist remarks in video faces separate charge." No not that one. Not that one, either. Think older
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Sun July 05, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amazing timelapse video shows the scale of apparently not illegal fireworks fired off in Los Angeles for the 4th of July
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Los Angeles, July 2020: Get your noodles and hop in the spinner as Vangelis' Blade Runner is set to an aerial view of the illegal fireworks shows across the City of Angels
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Moral outrage and bikinis
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Sat July 04, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Lucky Brands bets it all, rolls snake eyes, goes bust
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles mayor: There's nothing connecting the COVID spike to the woke protests and you GOP haters can suck it...by which I mean there, um, is a link but we're hoping that part only shows up in the Friday night news dump that nobody reads
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MLB Ks the All-Star Game for the 1st time since '45
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MLB Ks the All-Star Game for the 1st time since '45
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Bay pandemic film hit with "do not work order" by SAG-AFTRA due to pandemic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders when masks "got political," clearly hasn't been paying attention to own network
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
ESPN to air Eagles concert over 4th of July weekend. It's not like Carson Wentz has anything better to do these days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
A look at the new Ferrari F8 Spider for the various Farkers and Farkettes who earned an extra 400K in the stock market during the pandemic
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. for the 4th of July weekend
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. for the 4th of July weekend
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Comedian" George Lopez says he is retiring his racist jokes. So......his entire act
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest breaks up with his girlfriend, and immediately consoles himself in the arms of another supermodel. Hard out there for poor Ryan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife detoxes herself, files for divorce after 24 years citing chronic disinterest
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nation's most populous county, L.A. County issues dire warning that things are deteriorating very rapidly after "alarming increases" in coronavirus cases. States that did not act so stupidly say: Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Getting the look right for HBOs Perry Mason -- scouting LA noir for Art Deco remnants of the 1930s, even putting in green screens at Angels Flight
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany of Los Angeles defends herself, saying she had a good reason for her sociopathic disregard for the health and well-being of her fellow shoppers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And when the wave approaches, take our ashes to the ocean
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Courts rules ICE must please think of the children
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump: If you live in a Democrat-run city, you live in a hellish sh**-hole
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Need sports *slaps veins like an addict*. Anyway, great documentary about the greatest minor league baseball team of all time. The Battered Bastards of Baseball. The Portland Mavericks. On Netflix
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How did the issue of wearing masks become our most idiotic culture war?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor"
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Post-pandemic, will you finally be able to afford LA real estate? Depends on where you buy and if you're OK with swapping ocean views for mountain views as you work from home. "When the San Gabriels are snowcapped, it's stunning"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Reporters nationwide soaking tampons in their frappuchinos after off duty LAPD officer finds an alpaca in his coffee-flavored milkshake
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With police around the nation under a spotlight for excessive use of force, the Los Angeles Sheriffs Dept. wonders, "How can we make the shooting death of a security guard more controversial?" How about a security hold on the autopsy and a curfew?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Hedgehog arrested for raping three women and sexually assaulting another, proving that 2020 is not out of wretchedness just yet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cities hemorrhaging money due to lawsuits against the police can't reform the police because the police use their massive budgets to lobby politicians and influence elections
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis prepares to take nuclear power plant hostage in new thriller "Reactor." Gone Fission would have made a better title
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Philanthropist Steve Bing dies by suicide, age 55
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Best NASA rejection letter evar
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan in trouble for being a Joe Rogan
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Two LA entomologists discover nine new features while stuck at home
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Matthew Rhys returns to the small screen to portray legendary attorney Perry Mason, investigating the kidnapping of a 1 year-old in the premiere of a promising new series. And yes, there is Della Street. Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State sees a record number of COVID-19 cases upon reopening. Not THAT Sunshine State. The other one
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After one day of filming, The Bold and the Beautiful halts production
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care
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Wed June 17, 2020
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Formula E will charge into Berlin to finish the season with 6 races in August. No word as to who's on the poles, which could be a positive or a negative
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The Somewhat Bold and Socially Distant Beautiful to become the first US series to resume shooting
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Guess it's gonna be hard for the coronavirus to spread with the government not allowing churches to hold large gatherings." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Chachi slapped with Do Not Work order after violating COVID-19 guidelines
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan was afraid someone would stomp him out if he spoke out on his own show
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We got another one: Henrietta Hammer (NSFW language in videos)
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Production on Dances With Smurfs II: The Wrath of Azrael resumes filming in New Zealand after Coronavirus restrictions are lifted
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic Airlines may be taking its name a *bit* too literally
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Carrie Bradshaw sees family unpacking car in her neighborhood, writes trend piece on how previous month's trend piece about everyone fleeing cities due to COVID based on seeing one family packing car was totally completely wrong
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Farmers come together to feed those in need. Soon to be on Pornhub
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Endtimes Chapter 4, verse 166: Persecution of the Hawaii Antiquarantine Cult commences
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rancor erupts in news room. *SPOILER ALERT* Hopefully there's a skull lying around to activate the door switch
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In fiscal year 2019, police misconduct in US cities cost taxpayers over $300 million in lawsuit settlements
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former SNL cast member Jay Pharoah posts video of the LAPD giving him the George Floyd Treatment for "matching suspect description" back in April
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
What new movie would you wear a mask for?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Get your smacking lips ready, kissing is going to be key to our mental recovery after coronavirus
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(News One)
 
 
 
Black man found hanged outside courthouse. Police say it's suicide, but certainly doesn't sound like a suicide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colin Kapernick may go from kneeling to flying very soon, if Pete Carroll has anything to say about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
LA police union official: "Every dollar you take away from a department has a real consequence in our neighborhoods." You know, less cops to terrorize citizens, less body armor and assault weapons for cops, less chances for us to seize property, etc
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Fired 'Law & Order' writer doesn't want to be dun dun with the show
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Wed June 10, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Let's all take a minute and tour Danny Trejo's Animal Crossing island
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota State police, Anoka County sheriffs: we slashed the tires on the parked cars because they were threatening to us
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you ready to join the Zbellion?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LA Galaxy cuts player after his wife posts that BLM protestors are "cattle" who should be shot. They're Serbian so I guess that makes her a Karenina
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Powerful
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Number of people arrested for protesting in the Land of the Free® sits at 10,000 and rising
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and City Officials announce that they're cutting up to a 150 million dollars from the LAPD budget and reinvesting it in communities of color
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Wed June 03, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson: "Just curious.... where are all the 'free speechers' on this? You know, the ones that constantly defend the first amendment but only use this defense when it serves their purpose? I'll wait....' "
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1943, the Zoot Suit riots began as sailors charged Los Angeles and attacked any person of color wearing the all-wool suit, after which many of those attacked were arrested as the law pulled the wool over its own eyes again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses UCLA's Jackie Robinson Stadium as a field jail for those protesting that George Floyd wasn't respected as a human being
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America pledges $1bil to assist economic and racial inequality intensified by pandemic. Considering all they've already stolen they're still waaaaay ahead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After being vandalized, Golden Apple Comics, a storied, venerable comic book shop in LA, just exceeded donations to rebuild
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"America. Where property damage is a greater offense than genocide."― Darnell Lamont Walker. This is your Civil Unrest thread, Day 7
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to invoke Insurrection Act, grab America by the Posse Comitatus
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman urges protesters to stop looting and causing damage and start protesting the right way; with blackjack and hookers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Please, don't feed homeless people pepper spray
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(Billboard)
 
Video
 
For all you white people who simply think LL Cool J is that guy from NCIS: Los Angeles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
JR Smith shows a protestor you don't mess with his truck
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County given the OK to totally reopen restaurants. Sit-down dining could begin as soon as this weekend as long as you don't take the southbound 101 or the 5 at rush hour
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga speaks out against Trump, racism, and what have you
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
When is destroying a police precinct reasonable?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google: *looks around* "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles
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Fri May 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Playing for the Chargers adequately prepared Melvin Gordon for playing games in front of empty stadiums
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Except for Mr. Belvedere himself, the cast of "Mr. Belvedere" is holding a Zoom reunion, with questions from fans, for a fundraiser this evening
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Protest on both sides of the 101 freeway in downtown Los Angeles
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Callery pear tree, I knew what semen smelled like before I even saw my first real-life penis
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sport absolutely no one cares about announces plans for comeback
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(IGN)
 
 
 
In the "Yes, there is a God" category, Josh Trank, director of the 2015's Fantastic Four movie, says he has no interest creating a "Trank Cut" of the film
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodger Stadium now largest coronavirus testing site in California, hoping to avoid patients leaving early to beat the traffic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodger Stadium now largest coronavirus testing site in California, hoping to avoid patients leaving early to beat the traffic
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry thinking about moving to NYC where they can be properly ignored by the commoners (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bored, stuck at home, got the traveling Jones and more money than you know what to do with? Rent a luxury RV complete with driver for $50K a week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist and "performance artist" wears a bikini made from face masks outside a Trader Joe's to protest social distancing. Warning: nothing in the actual article makes any more sense than this Fark tagline (NSFW)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline prevented Britney Spears from seeing her sons until she self-quarantined for two weeks. In other news, anyone remember Kevin Federline?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
107 Disney animated movies ranked from worst to best. I'm sure the collective here will agree with the author. Those that don't look to your right to let us know
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at how the "Apple of marijuana" collapsed
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Morrissey's birthday. Make him happy and cancel your plans
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Grubhub, Uber Eats, and DoorDash are choking out independent restaurants like a virus
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Did you take the AP test online and use an iPhone to upload your HEIC-formatted photos? Have fun taking the test over
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
A list of all the insanely hot chicks some douchebag with shiatty tattoos named Machine Gun Kelly has dated
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Laker says NBA plans for all 30 teams to bunker in WDW would let players leave bubble and return. Just watch out for the Rodman type "who's outside the box, who does that, takes the risk and says, 'Hey, listen, man, I'm healthy, and I feel good'"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A thousand vicars vow to vector
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upscale or spicy Reuben? Yes. Kimchi Reuben? Sure. Vegetarian? Burn in hell
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA wants to put a max on food delivery fees of 15%
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona pavement wants to be cooler than Los Angeles pavement. Difficulty: no shades
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body washes up on beach where former WWE star was swept out to sea. Police reluctant to say if it's 'Cryme Tyme' [Update: It is.]
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently "Temptation Island" is considered essential entertainment
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attractive, young, and photogenic, Canadian foxes prove irresistible to wild and crazy guys
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, would you look at that. Traffic is way, way down because Americans just aren't driving anymore, but air pollution has been basically unaffected. So I guess they were lying to us about not buying gas guzzlers, huh? Cool, I'm getting a Hellcat
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ocean stole Shad Gaspard of Cryme Tyme
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(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
"The Wonderful World Of Disney" is coming back. Wonderful
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Awwwww golly. Eddie Haskell's no longer playing with the Beaver
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Sun May 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hashtagged
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Sat May 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge orders Los Angeles to remove Trumpvilles, tell people to go be homeless somewhere else
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
LA's foodies have discovered and devoured many greasy, pepperoni-laden, square-cut pan pizzas during the pandemic
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Cats' is the Worst Movie Ever, according to the guy who wrote the actual Worst Movie Ever
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sides with fashion brand over "Get Lucky" trademark. Rock band Loverboy said to be inconsolable
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta says sayonara to 777s; Boeing bawling
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago didn't see cleaner air during the lockdown despite a downtick in pollution
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New Mutants will disappoint fans in August of this year
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Article: Corona is not having a hard time marketing her music. Luckily, she is maintaining a good sense of humor about her now-famous last name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The FBI accidentally leaked the name of the mysterious "third man" who assisted the 9/11 attackers. Turns out, the help was coming from inside the Saudi embassy all along
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
David Lynch is our new Bizarro World weatherman
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Lights... Camera... SANITIZER"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Two manbabies arrested in Van Nuys after face mask altercation at a Target
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Two manbabies arrested in Van Nuys after face mask altercation at a Target
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin'
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Easy: Use it as the launch movie for HBO Max
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Newest quarantine entertainment is Madea's Royal Freeloaders
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Nice work Chicago, even France has noticed
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
What the porn industry can teach us about safety in the COVID-19 era. Subby has seen that movie already; the student didn't really learn much
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
CBS renews 23 shows; wishes Edie Falco, Patricia Heaton, Matt LeBlanc, and Pauley Perrette all the best in their next endeavors
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(Showtime)
 
 
 
Are we doing Penny Dreadful threads? Are we all shouting 'Santa Maria'
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Florida so terrible that 72yo woman flees toward Coronavirus hot spot
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
The girls of Van Nuys Boulevard, 1972. Oh, and some cars too
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Ozy)
 
 
 
As people realize they can work from home, they realize they can work from a house in the country, where the land is cheaper and there are fewer people to spread viruses
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China set to unveil new nuclear stealth bomber that could reach Los Angeles with nukes or Covid-19 like virus, whichever they choose to destroy America with
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ingenious designers create coronavirus-proof raving suit for clubbers with space helmet ..will now let you float amongst the dying while bopping to techno
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
California man arrested and released three times in a day due to coronavirus restrictions. (w/why are you even bothering mugshot)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you show off your bookshelf during your Zoom call, it will help establish your credibility or lack thereof
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Should we all become doomsday preppers now?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
"Reopen" protests are epicenters of pampered rich white entitlement
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"We don't get paid enough to deal with this"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada. The answer to the headline is Canada
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
...and in other news, they're making another Transformers movie
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Fri May 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With the spike in TV viewing over the past few weeks CBS decides now is a good time to air Titanic, a classic movie about a horrific loss of life. Apparently they don't have the rights to The Day After or Schindler's List
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Filthy filthy money
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(The Register)
 
 
 
.ORG won't be a victim of .COM according to the MCP at ICANN. End of line
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An animated prequel to Transformers is on the way courtesy of Toy Story 4's director
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you reopen a city, not by waving a magic wand or crossing your fingers
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Closed car museums are experiencing seriously increased traffic on the information superhighway as people park and click
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen," doesn't mean anything. Neither does Sweden's response to COVID 19
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1992, riots erupt in Los Angeles after jury acquits police officers for the beating of Rodney King, prompting a national discussion on police brutality that completely solved that problem once and for all
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
YouTube has released a fact-check feature in the U.S. for its search results, to help dummies know the difference between legitimate news sources and whackadoodle nut-jobs
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(Some Pee Pee Eee Guy)
 
 
 
AirAsia's new flight attendant uniforms are quite intimidating.. if you're into that sort of thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Facepalm Beach proves very popular during pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Juvenile correctional centers are now the latest Covid-19 hotspots
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The common clay California is demanding that the governor ease restrictions (with bonus "spot the a**hole" pic)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to report on, Newsweek tackles the tough questions such as: "Will there be another season of NCIS: Los Angeles?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Pusherman
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Sun April 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
There he goes aaaaand he's safe. Vin Scully is safe at home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
While white people waving Confederate flags protesting stay-at-home orders are free to block ambulances, black people get riot police called on them for having an outdoor birthday party for a 1 year old
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Weasels, angry they can't make money off of a family that wishes no part of their shenanigans, call the subjects self absorbed for refusing to dance for them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Advertisers are changing the way they target consumers during the pandemic. Like sweatpants. Who the hell wears sweatpants?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The goddam Batman doesn't know how to wear a goddam mask on the streets of Gotham
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Back to the Future screenwriter finally explains why George and Lorraine don't remember Calvin Klein
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
A lady and her dog? Sure, I'll take a look ... bark, bark, bark
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Photos of what the world looks like before and after a decline in air pollution, and it's a beautiful thing
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Wed April 22, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Dr. Anthony Fauci tells 7-year-old that the Tooth Fairy won't catch the virus
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek something something dumber something about directors. Sorry, I got distracted by the banner picture
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Tue April 21, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
E pluribus chaos? Trumpanes eunt domus alba?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Chargers unveil new uniforms, the 46th different NFL team to do so this spring. At least the numbered helmets are different
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stunt performer who suffered career-ending injury on one of the Resident Evil movies defeats mini-boss, advances to the next litigious level
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good luck with that?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
More cool colorful shiate found while randomly perusing the internet tubes
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Forget the gin and juice, Snoop Dogg is releasing his own wine this summer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Happy 50th Earth Day. Even though no one's outside, you're more global than ever
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"I'll have the Strawberry Stalin Shortcake." - What if your favorite food was named after a cad? Would it still taste as sweet?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like grocery stores without toilet paper? You're gonna love grocery stores without shoppers
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So, uh, Westworld is confusing as ever and who isn't a Dolores at this point? Westworld, 9PM ET on HBO (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man deported from US. News: He doesn't have an active deportation order. Fark: Deported to wrong country. Double Fark: US lets him back in
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beer, beer it's good for the heart, the more you drink the more you .... we are running out of farts, people. Wake up
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Subby feels a bit gutted. I worked with Allen several times and he was a truly nice guy in this business
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the sports world silenced by pandemic, Vegas starts betting on escorts.... Escorts? How does that work? Bet on how fast she can.... What? .... Oh ... esports .... Never mind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to experience zipping in and out of LAX without traffic, now is your moment
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco makes the hotel industry great again
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Facial expressions in first two photos match, supporting old saw about dogs and masters
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Interview with Daniel Waters, writer called in to lighten up the script of Demolition Man. "My original draft was Burger King, and then Burger King scoffed and McDonald's scoffed. When Taco Bell came around, it was like, "Of course"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams center Brian Allen tests positive for COVID-19
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo send hundreds of meals to LA hospital workers. No word if you need a machete to eat them
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The rich have fled New York City. I'm sick of being told that I need to stay, because I want to escape too." Sorry toots, you should have become rich before the outbreak, what were you thinking?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Crew of USS Mercy has become a hotspot
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Tue April 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The six criteria that must be met before Newsom lifts California's stay-at-home order
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith announces Mooby's Delivery fundraiser in LA, featuring food from Clerks 2. Unclear if Rosario Dawson will be performing dancing deliveries
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Sat April 11, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Timothy Brown D*E*A*D
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh, you were serious. Let me laugh harder
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Fri April 10, 2020
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
David Lynch thinks people will come out of quarantine kinder, more spiritual. Well, if by spiritual you mean wiping my ass on a ghost once the TP runs out, sure
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC extends the no sail order for all cruise ships
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Most fans won't attend games without vaccine, and visiting fans won't attend games at Philly without hazmat suits
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Herman's Dead
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Thu April 09, 2020
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
2019, Kyler Murray chooses NFL over MLB; 2002, Pat Tillman chooses Army over NFL; 1968, Bo Belinsky chooses Playboy bunny over MLB
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
RIP, ABC's TGIF VIP
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Sad: Waffle House still closing locations. Cool: responded by selling bags of its waffle mix to consumers. Fark: they sold out in four hours
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is ordering all this takeout food during this coronavirus pandemic supporting restaurants or just endangering their workers?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles finally finds a way to lower its crime rates. Sure it took a massive pandemic, but still
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles finally finds a way to lower its crime rates. Sure it took a massive pandemic, but still
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Want to know what singer/songwriter Randy Newman's been up to during the coronavirus quarantine? Well he likes being a sloth and being able to take 20 minutes to tie his shoes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If only Burt Reynolds could have lived to see us inch closer to a real life Cannonball Run. Captain Chaos approves
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mindfulness may help those with irritable bowel syndrome. It's pretty calming knowing where the closest available facility is located
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disney may check visitors' temperatures when their parks reopen, might not even charge for the experience
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers revealed new uniforms, and unlike the Los Angeles Rams's unis these ones look pretty good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As long as we don't leave our homes, L.A. has the greatest air. Makes you think that people are foul, stinky creatures, doesn't it?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Welcome aboard. Here's your new employee handbook, your orientation schedule, your description of benefits, and your layoff notice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hard Knocks may follow the Rams and that other L.A. team; the Bruins, the Trojans, whatever they're called
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Mon April 06, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California will loan 500 ventilators to New York and other hot spots. Doesn't even ask for praise first
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SF Bay Area residents best at sheltering in place. New York City residents best at stockpiling liquor
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The Rams are keeping the logo and colors the team just introduced, so accept it and like it"
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Sun April 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to tell if that bad cold you had was really a mild form of Covid-19 without leaving your home
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If you can't go see the flowers blooming, these blooming venues will bring the blooming flowers to you 🌱🌺🌹🌸☘🌼🌻🌿🏵🌱
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As I walked out in the streets of Laredo / As I walked out into old Laredo town / I wasn't masked up so the cops did arrest me / and gave me a fine of up to a thou
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Hey, look at all those cars at the fairgrounds parking lot. Looks like people are getting out and doing fun things again now that... oh
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snitches get...rewards? Are those rewards special pieces of thread that are used to close wounds?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Masks for thee, but not for me
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Watchmen" proving more prophetic than usual
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
6ix9ine out after serving 1ne7even of 2wo4our
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Paddleboarder arrested at Malibu Pier for flouting state stay at home order, with video goodness of boat chase and arrest
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(Independent)
 
 
 
There 'Ain't No Sunshine' any more. RIP - Bill Withers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Landlord accidentally creates mailing list for rent strike among 300 tenants. This is why you use Bcc, people. Well, that and avoiding Reply-All shiatstorms
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
The Getty Museum gave the internet three rules - choose your favorite artwork; pick three things in your house; recreate the artwork with those things. The results are glorious
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Thu April 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pentecostal Chutch in Sacramento linked to 6 dozen coronavirus cases; Praise Jesus
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(MLB Blogs)
 
 
 
Ed Farmer, who worked as a radio broadcaster for the Chicago White Sox for nearly 30 years, played 11 seasons in the major leagues, including three with the Sox, Has called his last inning
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell find it very stressful to be two beautiful movie stars stuck in a mansion together
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bulaga disappointed lack of participation on CBA, but it's no fluke for that age group to blow it on voting
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cities are coming up with creative ways to stop playing basketball, putting down the hoop law and preventing Coronavirus hoopla
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feel like having dinner with the Mother of Dragons? Well she's saying there's a chance. Get busy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LA Lakers could be crowned as NBA champion if 2019-20 season doesn't resume. The article will explain how it works
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Vegan runny egg yolk from tomatoes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaand here's the next immuno-compromised contestant on THE QUARANTINE IS RIGHT
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
So, whatever happened to Honey Boo Boo? It's pretty much as bleak as you imagined
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vin Scully predicts more Americans will turn to faith during this pandemic. Probably better than counting on Trump to do the right thing. However, if there was a God, then why Trump? God's got a sick sense of humor
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
L.A.'s geographical differences will probably help L.A. with the coronavirus. Being an urban sprawl and most of L.A. is always in their cars instead of on public transport. In other words, blind dumb luck
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
L.A.'s geographical differences will probably help L.A. with the coronavirus. Being an urban sprawl and most of L.A. is always in their cars instead of on public transport. In other words, blind dumb luck
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
You heard his song playin' there from the record machine. And now you know that he died from COVID-19. Put another dime in the jukebox for Alan Merrill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How's it going in L.A. with the coronavirus? I mean, I'd like to know the running total by neighborhood
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Sun March 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California gets 170 ventilators from the Trump Administration. That's it. Just 170. Oh, and none of them work
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Sat March 28, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
See's Candy, which figured in the classic I Love Lucy assembly line clip, suspends production for the first time since WW2 due to coronavirus. Subby is going to miss drowning sorrows in Bourdeaux cream candies
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP: Once, we were cops. Road warriors searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Us, or everyone else. Bay Area drivers: WE RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
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Fri March 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The first known juvenile death of COVID-19 in the US occurred after the teen was initially denied care for lack of insurance
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Thu March 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eric Dickerson will speak with L.A. Rams fans about concerns over the team's new logo since there must not be bigger issues to worry about in the real world to them
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(LAist)
 
 
 
A lengthy look back to how Los Angeles dealt with shutdown from the influenza outbreak in 1918. This article touches more bases than the Dodgers' lineup does, and is pretty timely too
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Wed March 25, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles will shut off power and water to non-essential businesses that won't close
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the cross-town Rams, the Los Angeles Chargers have unveiled a new logo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A group of Chinese immigrants have created a live coronavirus tracker for North America that includes county level data based on confirmed sources
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA County Sheriff orders gun stores to close during coronavirus pandemic. Isn't this how the second episode of Fear the Walking Dead started?
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA County Sheriff orders gun stores to close during coronavirus pandemic. Isn't this how the second episode of Fear the Walking Dead started?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump said renters would be safe from eviction during the pandemic? Um yeah, about that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Rams unveil new logos and colors, which are just like their old colors
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Mon March 23, 2020
(www.WWW.com)
 
 
 
The 5 best sites for fast whiskey, wine and wimmen' delivery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Crowds pack California beaches despite shelter in place order. However judging from the picture, whoever wrote this article has never, ever been to a California beach even one time in their lives
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Blade Runner (c. 2019): Los Angeles polices city with drones. Real Life (c. 2020): Los Angeles polices city with drones
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Sun March 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
And the top movie at the box office this weekend is... who the hell knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner and "Top Chef" host Tom Colicchio is pretty sure that in six months he'll be "Top Chef " host Tom Colicchio
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"If we can do it in a safe and responsible manner, we will," says Ice Cube
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA tells homeless people to go home. Judge tries to figure out what that means
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you can't pay your rent or mortgage, here are some options other than more internal screaming
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House minority leader Kevin McCarthy is upset that CA gov Gavin Newsom declared an emergency "shelter-in-place" order while McCarthy was busy retrieving his shine box
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
HEY MA - HEY MA, lookit all dem candles, Ma. MICHAEL RAPPAPORT'S 50 MA. HO-LEE FARK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California has two important numbers for us: 8 weeks and 56%
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Thu March 19, 2020
(LA Times)
 
Audio
 
Pass your time in quarantine by rediscovering the lost art of listening to albums: pick three of your favorites to enjoy all the way through. What are your picks?
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Shutdowns are a major drag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus crisis highlights Trump's signature achievement as president: He has so destroyed the public trust in government institutions and the media that no one currently knows WHERE to turn for trustworthy advice about the pandemic
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We were warned. They're flooding across the border without papers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Emergency Taco Kits now available (toilet paper included)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Lieu (D-CA): Hey Jamaican Donnie, stop calling COVID-19 the Chinese virus, or something to that effect
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBA teams are still not having any issues getting their teams tested for Coronavirus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBA teams are still not having any issues getting their teams tested for Coronavirus
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Los Angeles introducing Dallas to Nashville chicken, apparently
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Wed March 18, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
Having been the butt of jokes for all the scandals, bad trades, lousy attendance, incompetent ownership and behind the scenes shenanigans for the past several years, the Ottawa Senators finally make a positive announcement
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
About those "flushable" wipes you're using because you forgot to get toilet paper: The flush is a lie
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
At home, bored with making instant cocktails on your DrinkWorks machine? This is a great time for the Keurig of Beer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes and no
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(Eater)
 
 
 
$150 catering-size taco platter comes with 30 hard-to-find eggs and several rolls of toilet paper. Taco Bell execs seen taking notes for a value meal version
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Tue March 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that everyone's working from home, let's see some photos of those creative home office setups. Pants optional. Link goes to some great ones
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If you needed something to lift your spirits this is the story for you. Harvey Weinstein is now well enough to return to his jail cell
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Filming delayed for the Smurf Ferngully sequels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
COVID-19 could cause new NFL stadiums to miss construction deadlines, forcing the Raiders to play next season in Oakland, while the Rams & Chargers could be stuck in L.A
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First he self-quarantines, and now he praises AOC. Is Ted Cruz ... turning into a democrat?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's going to be a rough week, but not the wrong week, to stay sober. Good luck, count on each other
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks, Los Angeles is closed. The empty freeways should have told you. Fark needs a "Here we go" tag
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt enjoys some In-N-Out with Alia Shawkat. Who wouldn't?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What will happen when Earth reopens? What about all the social distancing? When will we let Trump voters back into our lives when they are clearly trying to kill us all?
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
And here comes the fake coronavirus testing kits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sports cancellations leave one group of fans particularly deflated: Vasectomy patients
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Deadline)