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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson says he was attacked by 250,000 bees at his farm. How he was able to count them is unknown (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Young-at-heart senior home residents pass the time in self-quarantine by posing for photos recreating iconic album covers
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Fri July 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twin brothers born in London and raised in state care could be deported to two different Caribbean countries they have never visited. Then it gets weird
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Astronomy can help diagnose breast cancer, though it will make for awkward conversations about where you were pointing your telescope
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp says the bed poop was the last straw in his marriage. Dude, what are you doing all that blow with?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
James Bond has apparently moved to the suburbs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sounds like he needs those whiskey-and-4-lines-of-blow lunches
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Mayor of Seoul is missing. Anne Hathaway sought for questioning
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Londoners trapped by crane, even scarier than that farking goose that stole subby's gardening hat *honk*
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet Inheritance Cat, bringer of good luck (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The virus forces London's Cereal Killer Cafe to snap, crackle, and pop out of business
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Driving Whilst Black, UK edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ho££ywood $tar$ to be exempt from UK's coronaviru$ quarantine ru£es
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew sought Washington lobbyist with ties to the Trump administration to help with Epstein case. Even the Trumper lobbyist was smart enough not to touch this with a ten-foot pole
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish beer gardens to reopen today after thirsty Scots wait 105 days for a pint. Surely this will end as well as what happened in London
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew was "too stupid" to know what Epstein was doing. Hell of a defense there
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
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Sat July 04, 2020
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Mate, this is a Wendy's innit
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo sure loves his fish sticks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Depiction of 25-years-hence remote worker looks eerily familiar
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Morello teams up with American Nickelback's Dan Reynolds for a new protest song
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Experts predict 2021 Tokyo Olympics, like those in London and Rio, to be total economic dud. Nevertheless they will be held because Olympics
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Because NYC totally has loads of free cash just lying around, urban planners are talking up a new car-free bridge to Manhattan
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So for July 4th, you give us the rights to America and we'll build three Trump Tower resorts in Wales
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Luca Brasí found at Bass Pro
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Do we really need more Scott Pilgrim?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Europe's kids are raving with Molly today, raging with 'rona tomorrow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft BSoDs retail
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dieter Schorner, the pastry chef who revived Americans' passion for creme brulee, dies at 83. He will be lightly cremated by hand before burial
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh look, NYPD challenge coins
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Slow news day
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bolton was a classic case of a senior White House official drunk on power, who had forgotten that nobody elected him to anything," says woman who was drunk on power and was never elected to anything
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saville Row reopens with properly bespoke visors and gloves
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Sun June 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Much like NASCAR, F1 racing is predominantly white. Lewis Hamilton intends to change that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
June 21 is when Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream takes place. Here's London's Shakespeare's Globe company doing the play. Get some culture you bunch of Pucks
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Focus on substance rather than symbols," says the British clown with the shock wig
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump staffers: Bolton was mean & nasty, insisted on a personal Air Force 737 to London for Donald Trump's state visit, and personal security to get him around London faster. letthemfight.gif
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson lightens up on the racism
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
I swear it was totally racist KKK hackers that advertised my pizzas at the weekend
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(Financial News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs tried to be "hip" and "cool" with the kids of today. As you can imagine, they wound up making a complete ass of themselves
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK has fined the London branch of Germany's Commerzbank $47mil for failing to prevent money laundering. That's just the cost of doing business these days. Just ask DeutscheBank
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that things are supposedly getting better, HSBC is back to cutting 35,000 jobs. Thank you for your dedication and patience in this troubling time
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYPD is disbanding their entire plainclothes force due to high number of shootings. Plainclothes officers considering other disguises, perhaps like uniforms
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwen the apple-hating UK police horse retires. Despite his tastes he was great in crowds, very PC
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sally Sparrow DUCK NOW
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter hero, who happens to be black, carried a stricken "far-right" rival. who happens to be white, to safety saying: "I want equality for all" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You're in trouble now, mister
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Director responsible for the first two Paddington exits, not wanting to complete a terrifying trilogy
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Fri June 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's share of the oil market is about to be its highest since 1980s. This should end well(s)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unilever unifying its bi-headed legal structure to a monoculture
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth sits in on her first public video call, doesn't get blitzed by zoombombers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's Lloyds Bank fined $81 million for overcharging mortgage customers. Wells Fargo and Bank of America share a sensible chuckle at such Old World pittances
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently, the easiest way to trigger Piers Morgan on live television is to compare Winston Churchill with Hitler and be black while doing so (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Police Chief to police union: New contract? Your mean THIS new contract? ****RRRRRIIIIP***
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Statue of Robert Milligan standing outside London museum pulled down; witnesses say it was holding a small, shiny object the size of a gun and always had a troubled life often running afoul of the law
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Federer takes a knee on the rest of 2020
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Whale's Vagina reinforces Blue Wall
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's staff not happy with his particular flavor of unicorn farts, now rising up to challenge him on his disastrous ongoing response to the protests against police brutality
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
AI. The problem is the intelligence lives in 1920s America or current-day Spokane or wherever "they all look the same" is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Demand for puppers is surging in London, but many breeders are afraid these new owners will end up as faithful as cats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Have your neighbors been in extreme lockdown for weeks, or are they already dead?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It sounds crazy, but BP is cutting about 15% of its workforce according to Looney
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The George Floyd protests on Saturday were great and these photographs proved it
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blessed are the cheesemakers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cities across the country are starting to think the previously unthinkable: "Do we really need a police force?"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
News: Two Ohio men found with a carload of knives, weapons, radios, gas masks and such. Fark: In NYC. UltraFark: Police were alerted by peaceful protesters of their presence
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police face no repercussions for attacking protesters
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Thu June 04, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for threatening to blow up Sanford police station, being a big dummy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Unhappy with some of the popularity he gained during the pandemic, Gov. Cuomo decides to throw it all away in a matter of seconds
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bellevue police officer on leave for violating social media policy, possibly being way behind on their beatings quota
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It only took protests and rioting in most of the cities in the US to get a city to remove a statue of a mayor known for bigotry, hatred, and oppression, that told voters to "Vote White", removed. Difficulty: North of Mason-Dixon line
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's call boxes are becoming caffeine oases
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will have an 8pm to 5am curfew the rest of the week
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(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
People are collecting hypocaust tiles, sugar crushers, aglets, and goblets adorned with raspberry prunts along the the muddy banks of the Thames
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Mon June 01, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"I am your progressive mayor and I think we need to cut our roving death squads a bit of slack"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
. . . and many brows were furrowed
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How the super rich conquered London. (hint: it has a lot to do with something like 'shmoney shmlaudering')
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Sun May 31, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NYC mayor De Blasio bends the knee, blames protestors for getting run over by his police
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay goes above his usual dounchenozzle duty, uses taxpayer-funded wage furlough scheme to pay his axed staff their notice (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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Thu May 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce
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Tue May 26, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK's Stephen Miller: That time during lockdown I drove to a castle with my family, I was just..um..testing my vision was good enough to drive. UK Police: Oh, FFS
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl decides to peek over the short edge of a 400-foot cliff, is pulled to safety before chaos ensues
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Drunk driver caught speeding down highway in go-kart. No helmet, just a cowboy hat
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has the COVID-19 lock down taken a toll on how much of Douche Bag Hipster you are? Fear not D-Bag, this $300 mask will put you right back on top
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
" ... ... "
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marianne Faithfull has lived through coronavirus. She thanked the medical help she's received. She used perfectly good English
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Snapchat outage inconveniences millions of AWs
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
London calling other areas to let them know Pompeo is trying to fundraise for a potential 2024 run at the presidency
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For once a right wing loony doesn't want thoughts and prayers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie UK police officer doesn't get the free donut thing, now banned from force for life after stealing seven huge English breakfast fry-ups within first week on the job
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Glassdoor shatters
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Wed May 20, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Russian scientist in London uses selfie stick to catch Ichthyosaur, who apparently skipped "What is bait" lesson because his nan died
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Antarctica is greening
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you mow a penis, they will come"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Expect traffic delays" officials warn ahead of Chik-fil-A opening. Also, expect disappointment and a general sense of being creeped out
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey: "I'm not moaning about anything, but equally as a 76-year-old, I'm not going to be told by anybody to stay in. Go f*** yourselves. We can't wrap ourselves in cotton wool." In other news, younger Farkers ask; "WHO"? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Shakespeare's Globe Theatre may close due to plague sweeping the land. This is not a repeat from 1603
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
London school of Economics: the general public doesn't understand COVID data when displayed on logarithmic graphs. General public: what's a graph? Can you hold my hydroxychloroquine for a moment? I'm having trouble opening this bleach
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Not sure what a Demi Rose is butt [NSFW]
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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Fri May 15, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lloyd's of London says the 'rona will be the largest loss on record for insurers. So congratulations all you infected losers in your loser states and loser sh*thole countries
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's "pub-on-wheels" pulls pints on people's doorsteps, sets the bar for every good soul in the world
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner doesn't quite say "those people" when responding to why approximately 90% of those arrested for social distancing violations were Black and Hispanic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tiny violin story of the day: Stranded super-rich now confronting tax chaos after they fled to their evil lairs for the coronavirus pandemic lockdowns
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 12, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Can we really tell male and female dinosaurs apart, and is that being homind-judgemental?
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Posting a rant about a store requiring you to wear a mask and threatening them with a handgun and hollow points is a good way to guarantee you won't be standing in line in a grocery store, but rather an unemployment line
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hope that London vacation you'd booked is more than 15 days long. Bonus: free lodging for the first two weeks
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Feeling crafty? Make a social distancing blanket from using "a few household items" and this design
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Four cities around the globe are now expected to see prime residential price growth in 2020, which is about 6 more than expected
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus spread earlier than was thought. Small mutations but not more than one strain. Science instead of fear mongering in this one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how popular LeBron's "The Decision" was with fans, NFL to release 2020 schedule on Thursday night in three-hour telecast
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hate crimes against Chinese soaring during COVID crisis
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The show must go on...next year. Maybe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ralph Fiennes to portray Miss Trunchbull in new adaptation of Matilda
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber Eats is no longer on the menu in eight smaller markets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news Jaguars fans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK-U.S. trade talks to start on Tuesday. Major sticking point: neither side is willing to trade a jackass for a clown
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson: I was wrong to brush off the seriousness of coronavirus. When I was taken into intensive care, the doctors began preparing how to announce my death
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Would a sane person pick NOW to enact new financial policies like tariffs? No. The answer is no
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Thu April 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Collusion
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
UN warns that six months of coronavirus lockdowns could lead to an additional 31M cases of domestic violence. And that's WITH the liquor stores remaining open. Merry Christmas
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You get photographed carrying a Thomas the Tank Engine bag on your first day of nursery school over 30 years ago and the next thing you know you get recorded for the 75th anniversary of Thomas the Tank
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
It's that age-old story: boy meets girl, boy and girl caught in bed together by girl's stepdad, boy and girl hire hitman to kill stepdad
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(AM New York)
 
 
 
MTA achieves goal of making every subway car a poop car
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us kid, they got a million toys at Toys "R" Us that I can play with, unless the landlord changes door locks and seizes all the stock ♫ ♬
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
A growing number of homeless people are discovering that a passenger free NYC subway is a great place to live and sleep, just don't ask them to pass the Grey Poupon
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC article fails to deliver on its sexy-party headline: "Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk in the park without social distancing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What are you fighting for? I no fight, I better, I go home
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
Video
 
Last night's Prince tribute was cool, but it will never be as cool as Tom Jones and David Gilmour's rendition of Purple Rain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's go for the trifecta with this article on Salma Hayek's daughter's princess bedroom
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Holland says he's been "a little bit" productive in quarantine
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Foolius Caesar and BoJo agree to coordinated response to coronavirus. Given their COVID denying track records, this is indeed the worst timeline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Probably for the same reason she refers to herself as "we"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You had me at Sakura Matcha Oreos
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
British bars will remain closed until Christmas, meaning you'll have to drink at home with your family
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who are you to argue with Idris Elba?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan say they won't cooperate with UK tabloids. The Sun is there and it will burn them
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Swallowing their pride, San Francisco announces they will be a little less spectacular this June
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Tue April 14, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
The police would like to remind you that you should NOT call 911 to report that your neighbor is snoring loudly
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Home invader pulls out a knife, homeowner pulls out a chainsaw. It is the way of the Yoopers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson Brexits from hospital
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Although Julian Assange was isolated and persecuted while holed up in an Ecuadorian embassy, he certainly wasn't celibate
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Nearly 400 women have joined a UK dating site for men with big penises in just one week. Ron Jeremy seen wiping tears from his eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Too afraid to go to hospitals at symptom onset, NYCers are dying of heart attacks at home
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Those nurses who risked their lives wearing trash bags as protection in order to take care of coronavirus patients? Now they've tested positive. At least the trash bag companies are making a profit
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rufus Wainwright announces plans for optimistic UK tour
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The difference between America and Europe, in a nutshell: Miss America is interested in maps and the Iraq and such as. Miss England is interested in respiratory medicine. Because she's a doctor of it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Really, who thought contracting coronavirus on purpose would be a good idea?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Two British people you've never heard of have split up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson no longer pining for the fjords
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(Axios)
 
 
 
ESPN hit hardest by coronavirus, Gorilla Channel remains relatively unscathed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After 3 nights in the ICU, Boris Johnson still refusing to get on the cart
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, public transit around the country is now in a death spiral. Just when it's needed most
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So here's the million-dollar question of the day: Just who is Dominic Raab, anyway? And if you answered, "a sweaty conservative who channels Margaret Thatcher and thinks feminists are obnoxious bigots," step up and claim your prize
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson "improving" to the extent he is "now able to sit up in bed", according to government officials who didn't tell us he couldn't do that previously
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"Boris Johnson is stable" said no one ever, until now anyhow
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ravi Shankar would've been 100 today, and if it wasn't for COVID, his daughter would have been playing at a concert in London in his honor. Since that's not happening, she's at her piano at home instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alton Illinois mayor cracks down on parties in his town. His wife is arrested in a bar. This is not going to make your home confinement any easier, your honor
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Couple makes mini-museum for their gerbils to visit during quarantine (w/ pics & video)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump pushes drugs on Boris Johnson. Has sent them to London and contacted all of his doctors
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Two directors enter. One director leaves
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is not good
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland's mom has RUN OUT OF TIME
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
PM Boris Johnson in ICU. Harriet Jones gets her photo ID out to show everybody
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex and Covid (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine
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Sun April 05, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says he's been panic-buying booze to cope with the Coronavirus pandemic lockdown
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Sat April 04, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Marianne Faithfull hospitalized with Coronavirus
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Listen up citizen, obey social distancing rules or you're off to Room 101
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Fri April 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We are saddened to announce that the coronavirus must continue to be quarantined in isolation with Boris Johnson
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
11 people with more booze than you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Has self-isolation had a positive effect on your life? Stories from others to the left, your stories to the right
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Thu April 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints get first draft pick
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The corona hits Japan's department stores like a hungry and pissed-off kaiju
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tobacco company hoping to smoke the coronavirus away
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
The Fed just accidentally the whole housing market, is this bad?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Prince William wants to return to piloting an air ambulance to "do his bit" in the fight against coronavirus. Fark: With Charles in recovery, Andrew a pariah, and Harry and Meghan off to Hollywood, he has to stay a "Senior Working Royal" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
NYC man arrested for running a speakeasy. This is not a repeat from 1920
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Mon March 30, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Imperial blood defeats foreign virus. Bonus buried lede: the UK self-isolates for 7 days not 14
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
You heard his song playin' there from the record machine. And now you know that he died from COVID-19. Put another dime in the jukebox for Alan Merrill
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Sun March 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brooke Shields inconsolable
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Some Rammstein singer)
 
 
 
Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt und jetzt habe ich 'nen Infekt
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Making pandemic isolation a bit more bearable, London's National Theatre plans free streaming broadcasts of plays on Thursdays, starting April 2
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
You know how that one annoying coworker doesn't know how "reply all" works? This is a similar type of email snafu, except people will die
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she needs a fresh coat of paint
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hertz is giving NYC health-care workers free car rentals to help them avoid public transit
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dammit will someone PLEASE step up and take one for the world team, there's a Playboy star now trapped in coronavirus lockdown in London who needs a 'sexual partner' to kill time with (NSFW)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Buy Mortimer, Buy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Next up on the Apocalypse checklist: One World Government
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵Bob the Builder, can we fix it? Bob the Builder, no he's dead🎵
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Some Garfield)
 
 
 
Since the news keeps getting worse why not break it to you all that they are not, in fact, making a giant lasagna in Wembley Stadium
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Labbatt Breweries joins fight against COVID by retooling their facilities to make piss flavored hand sanitizer
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Mon March 23, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump declare Marsha Marsha Marshall law? Will he devolve into a more incoherent rambling nitwit than yesterday? Will any of us have livers left? Here's your official President Wartime Coronivirus Slayer Presser thread. 5:30PM ET start (maybe)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Photos of world monuments during the time of Covid-19
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Here's a good idea, people. When only people who have to are travelling in and around your city, cut the number of tube trains so they stay just as crowded as ever
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(Mike Rowe)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe reminds us about Safety 3rd
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The embarrassing hazards of online teaching and work videoconferencing in the Coronavirus pandemic
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bitcoin price rockets 23% as investors look for new safe haven. Dogecoin overlooked once again
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BREAKING: London's water pipes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices falling nationwide, with Californians eagerly awaiting news that the Carson refinery was shut down again
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Zero. Point. Almost zero
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
When the going gets tough, the tough hole up inside their castle if they have one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BrewDog to begin shifting production to make hand sanitizer, which is good news for two reasons as it means there will be both more hand sanitizer and less BrewDog in the world
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sophie Trudeau gave Idris Elba COVID-19
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I'm a Doctor in Britain. We're Heading Into the Abyss." And that's before you get stuck in the waiting room for 3 hours
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Artists use make-up to protest against facial recognition cameras. Looks like they used Homer Simpson's make-up gun to apply it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at some of the places affected by COVID-19. Bonus: Farker's friend has photo in slideshow
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Church of England suspends public worship over coronavirus. Where is your God now, UK? No, seriously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Direct from the Old Bailey in London .... Manchester Arena bomber's brother found guilty of mass murder
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You won't have to worry about crowds at Nordstrom
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon stops selling copies of nazi Twilight
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Mon March 16, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mayor London Breed orders San Franciscans to stay inside except for essential needs such as medical visits, grocery shopping, and sidewalk defecation
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For your viewing pleasure while quarantined, a bunch of cinematic "The End Is Nigh" signs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
And we shall beat swords to ploughshares, V-8s into ventilators
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