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Thu July 22, 2021
		Jesse Watters can prove his idea by getting into a 150 degree sauna and remaining there for a week. So why hasn't he source: mediaite.com \| share:	78

Wed July 21, 2021
		Those in charge of Brexit aren't happy with the North Ireland border and claim it needs to be renegotiated. The EU says it's not worth The Troubles source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	75
		EU vice president Maroš Šefčovič refuses to renegotiate the Northern Ireland Protocol blamed for the sausage wars and shortages of those cool 'v' diacritic marks source: irishtimes.com \| share:	38
		Arsenal pulls out of Florida Cup after members contract Covid, realizing they have to travel to Florida source: apnews.com \| share:	4

Tue July 20, 2021
		Shell Oil to appeal the landmark Dutch climate ruling. "Why are you guys picking on just us? It's not like we're the ONLY company farking the globe" source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Here's the cheapest places to live in London right now for those of you who find Manhattan or San Francisco too colonial and Tokyo too repressed source: cnbc.com \| share:	7
		Let the COVID wash over you and your country source: bbc.com \| share:	35

Mon July 19, 2021
		Who likes short shorts? Not the English Championships, apparently source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		♬I see a little silhouetto of a man - it's shopped - it's shopped - but I'm still a fan, damn, go ♬ source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	8
		UK's Defense Minister confirms the secret dossier that disappeared wasn't stolen by spies- they in fact meant to lose it. Bonus: "wad of secret papers". No word on if it was shot source: msn.com \| share:	18
		UK's Defense Minister confirms the secret dossier that disappeared wasn't stolen by spies- they in fact meant to lose it. Bonus: "wad of secret papers". No word on if it was shot source: msn.com \| share:	18
		Chinese gaming behemoth Tencent is buying the UK's game developer Sumo Group, sending shares flying, which is actually really bad form source: cnbc.com \| share:	0
		Imprisoned tortoise makes a run for it, scales 12 inch backyard fence and gets a half mile away after gaining speeds of up 0.00007 mph. Finally found a year later by home warden source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	7

Sun July 18, 2021
		Puppy owner horrified after her husky pups turn into smurfs and paint her house blue source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	6
		Photoshop these London gardeners source: static.standard.co.uk \| share:	10
		After Londoner mocks Domino's Japan fish and chips pizza, Tokyoite orders one, finds weirdest thing about pie isn't the fish, the chips, or the tartar sauce base, but the lemon wedges on top - quite unap-peel-ing source: soranews24.com \| share:	9

Sat July 17, 2021
		The town of Asheville, NC is facing a major problem of A) too many stoned hippies freaking out the tourists, B) too many black bears roaming the streets freaking out the tourists or C) officers leaving the police department due to poor morale source: wral.com \| share:	100
		Judgement Day averted, but it's going to mean a delay in your grocery delivery (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	35
		A bronze statue of Street Cat Bob has been unveiled in tribute to the cat whose story touched the heart of millions. "He is my companion, my best friend, my teacher and my soulmate. And he will remain all those things. Always." Welcome to Caturday source: bigissue.com \| share:	951

Fri July 16, 2021
		Tokyo hotels are about to accept foreign media and other non-athletes, and do you think hotel staff are ready to follow the official Olympics Playbook on enforcing anti-coronavirus rules and monitoring guest compliance? Ha ha ha, no source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	6

Thu July 15, 2021
		Jackass earns yob of the year award after sticking a flare up his bum, drinking 20 ciders, snorting coke and then storming Wembley stadium during England's Euros finals (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	64

Wed July 14, 2021
		Jamaica seeking £7,600,000,000 from the UK in compensation for slave trade, the same amount Britain paid to compensate owners after abolishing slavery source: metro.co.uk \| share:	45
		Olympic winners will medal themselves. Again source: apnews.com \| share:	8

Mon July 12, 2021
		Urban flooding brings chaos to southwest checks notes London source: bbc.com \| share:	39
		Two COVIDs, One Death source: cnbc.com \| share:	53
		Carnage and riots in Wembley after English national soccer team loses final against Italy. Canadians politely point out they are unimpressed since they prefer to riot after a win. Sorry source: standard.co.uk \| share:	11
		English fans, ever dignified in defeat, praise their team...hang on, it's "hurl racist abuse" at their team source: apnews.com \| share:	55

Fri July 09, 2021
		Woman fired for calling in sick and then appearing on every major media outlet celebrating England's soccer win source: metro.co.uk \| share:	100

Thu July 08, 2021
(It's All Marvel)		Corey Stoll will return as Yellowjacket in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania source: itsallmarvel.com \| share:	18

Wed July 07, 2021
		NYPD "Game Truck" might as well have "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side. Land Shark seen furiously scribbling down notes source: gizmodo.com \| share:	34

Mon July 05, 2021
		Everyone knows last call comes way too early. New York solution: 24-hour party districts source: mixmag.net \| share:	18
		After the company's name change to Abrdn was roundly ridiculed, they decided to change their name again. To abrdn source: wtvbam.com \| share:	23

Sun July 04, 2021
		Worry not Sharpie fans, this latest bleaching trend by celebrities trying to remove their eyebrows is probably just a fad [nsfw] source: thesun.ie \| share:	47
		The TARDIS will have trouble fitting in with London's newest police box source: fastcompany.com \| share:	13

Sat July 03, 2021
		As a warning to smugglers, Philippines customs authorities crush 21 smuggled luxury cars worth £900,000 with mechanical digger. Must have been glorious for digger driver source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	53
		Picasso sold after being kept in house closet for 50 years. Human rights advocates livid; coroners confused source: sfgate.com \| share:	33

Fri July 02, 2021
		Beaver expert wants to "beaver up" London. Let the beavering begin. Beaver source: theguardian.com \| share:	14

Wed June 30, 2021
		The bidding now stands at $3mil for the web's source code as a NFT but there's no way to know if this is the first - or the sixth - auction source: cnbc.com \| share:	3
		England wants to lift restrictions in schools in final stage of lockdown easing. Gonna give this plan a Δ (with the curve) source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	3

Tue June 29, 2021
		Damon Albarn discusses new Gorillaz album...and possible Blur reunion source: nme.com \| share:	16
		Twitter: OMG Olivia Rodrigo TOTALLY stole the riff in "Brutal" from Elvis Costello's "Pump it Up". Elvis Costello? ANNND? "It's how rock & roll works, you take the broken pieces of another thrill and make a brand new toy" source: bbc.com \| share:	51
		Straight TicTok couple with 'déjà vu' claim they were hot lesbians who were burnt at the stake for witchcraft in Ireland in the year 1500. Kinda want source: thesun.ie \| share:	80

Sun June 27, 2021
		Protesters in London toss tennis balls at Parliament source: theweek.com \| share:	38

Sat June 26, 2021
		USS Ross deployed to Black Sea. USS Rachel deployed to Pacific. They're on a break source: upi.com \| share:	35
		British minister caught on video cheating on his wife resigns for... breaking COVID distancing guidelines source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		It's the start of the knockout stage of Euro 2020. At Noon ET, Wales face Denmark in Copenhagen. Then at 3 PM ET in London, Austria tries to stop the seemingly unstoppable Italians source: espn.com \| share:	315
		People drank more during the pandemic. No, not this one source: theconversation.com \| share:	20
		Still no cure for cancer, but at least we have a blood test that detects 50 kinds. And since the company it's from isn't named Theranos, it might even be real source: theguardian.com \| share:	10
		A frequent visitor of America's Midwest and South takes a trip to London source: news.sky.com \| share:	23

Fri June 25, 2021
		Ottawa is tired of foreign terrorists crossing their border source: theguardian.com \| share:	44
		UK police continue cracking down on the scourge of e-scooters, netting 500 illegal devices in a week source: metro.co.uk \| share:	41

Thu June 24, 2021
		Bad guy shoots cop. Good guy shoots bad guy. Another cop shoots good guy source: kdvr.com \| share:	118
		Winston Marshall quits Mumford and Sons to become anti-mask political commentator. But if it means one fewer Mumford and Son/banjo player in the world, I'd call it a wash source: apnews.com \| share:	79

Wed June 23, 2021
(Some Guy)		Led Sabbath? source: faroutmagazine.co.uk \| share:	21
		British reality TV show linked to 3 suicides thought about shutting down, but then they remembered they really like money, so instead they're just going to ask their audience to be nicer to the contestants on Twitter source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	22

Tue June 22, 2021
		GameStop spikes on news it cashed out a pile of GameStop. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of "Stonk" source: cnbc.com \| share:	5
		Woman who claimed she gave birth to 10 babies in the same pregnancy admitted to psychiatric ward. Octomom unavailable for comment source: unilad.co.uk \| share:	51

Mon June 21, 2021
		Birth of 2040 Olympic 100m sprint gold and silver medalists announced source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
		Google shuts down its London start-up space source: cnbc.com \| share:	0
		Google shuts down its London start-up space source: cnbc.com \| share:	0

Sun June 20, 2021
		Honestly, who throws a sofa? source: thesun.ie \| share:	83
		E-scooters have really come along way with their speed and battery dependability, still not enough to join a motorway with 70mph traffic speeding past source: metro.co.uk \| share:	28

Sat June 19, 2021
		Contender for the worst pint of Guinness ever poured in the world emerges source: irishpost.com \| share:	23
		Imaginary real estate sells for almost $1mil in imaginary money. The Aristocoins source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	18

Fri June 18, 2021
		London police to Scottish soccer fans: "Please don't don't travel to London as there's nowhere for you to be covid-safe and you'll probably get arrested." Scottish soccer fans: "Y'hwah? fer Glasgee bran divvun polisus" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	46
		Bear threat: Rising. Bear trifecta now in play source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Reports of unicorns are growing across the Continent as Euro VC investment tops $60bil this year, breaking the 2020 record source: cnbc.com \| share:	0
		Apparently, the UK is upset that Scotland is celebrating (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	17

Thu June 17, 2021
		UBS' CEO says AI won't replace the role of financial advisors. Skynet itself couldn't write an oily-enough algorithm source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		Scientists name frog after Led Zeppelin. Neighboring toads claim their croaks have been stolen source: theguardian.com \| share:	7

Wed June 16, 2021
		"Spoilers" Doctor Who edition source: radiotimes.com \| share:	20
		Novartis CEO says future pandemics are bound to happen. Give us money now source: cnbc.com \| share:	7

Tue June 15, 2021
		Colony of rare orchids discovered flourishing in the UK for the first time in 30 years - on the roof of an office block in London source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	33
		Reading the room, Morgan Stanley CEO says he will be "very disappointed" if US workers are not back in their Manhattan HQ by September. In other news, more flexible banks around NYC prepare for an upgrade in talent source: uk.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	29
		Passenger kicked off plane after mask row and putting "a" sex toy (not "his" sex toy) in girlfriend's ear source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	43
		AMC short sellers lost $488mil after Monday's rally. Oh well, anyway source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	30

Mon June 14, 2021
(Some Guy)		Feeling proud of what you did, boy? Here are some terrorism offences to go along with the murder charges source: londonpolice.ca \| share:	20
		A cold caused by delta coronavirus is contagious, just like all the other colds you brought into the office because you don't know to stay home when you're sick source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	10
		Tensions build over UK-EU sausage fight, with both sides arguing over how to handle their meat source: aljazeera.com \| share:	17
		Today is National Pop Goes the Weasel Day, so grab your violin and send Curly into a violent fugue state in the boxing ring source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	32
		Brits come up with a 'Covid alarm' that can detect it in a crowded room within 15 minutes. Of course you'll probably have the virus by then, but it's the thought that counts source: thesun.ie \| share:	9
		Greece is not abandoning China. While not working up a lather, some say it's a dawn of a new era while others believe they're just soaking in it source: cnbc.com \| share:	5

Sat June 12, 2021
		London police crack down on the scourge of E-Scooters source: metro.co.uk \| share:	47
		Banx and Ruptci source: masslive.com \| share:	2
		Headline FAIL. "You can't hang it on your wall, but this image just sold for $15.3 million" source: abc.net.au \| share:	58
		You're never going to believe this, but Metallica is back to suing people again source: metalinjection.net \| share:	41

Wed June 09, 2021
		Northern Ireland prepared for the wurst as frank talks about sausage exports break down, potentially meaning an absence of chilled meats from NI shelves unless they can agree on a ballpark figure, says Johnson spokesperson, Brexit Minister Lord Frost source: news.sky.com \| share:	52
		"Puss, do you have any gin?" source: hackaday.com \| share:	7
		Unfunny comedian you haven't heard of makes comparison between Brits fighting the Nazis during WW2 and teens queuing up for their Covid vaccine. Like I said, unfunny source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	107
		UK study says aspirin doesn't improve survival chances for hospitalized Covid patients. But the mark-up is criminally insane so have at it source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		One day we may be telling our kids about the Great European Sausage Wars of the early 2020's (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	40

Tue June 08, 2021
		Prankster blows thousands during 13-hour bender after telling pals he won £328K lotto jackpot. Jokes on him though, free booze is free booze no matter how funny one thinks they are source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	37
		Dear Deidre: My girlfriend is doing all her coworkers and tells me that for her they are just flings, but I am her true companion. That seems to settle it for her, but for me it hurts. What should I do? source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	31
		Tired of being smashed on our windshields, brood X cicadas start playing offense source: wlwt.com \| share:	21

Mon June 07, 2021
		Four members of a Muslim family killed in a premeditated attack in Ontario, Canada, with only a 9-year-old surviving the attack source: bbc.com \| share:	63
		On this day in history, in 1866, Chief Seattle died near the city named after him in an honor sadly not shared by Chief Philadelphia, Chief London, or Chief Washington D.C., or god forbid what happened to the city named after Chief Constantinople source: history.com \| share:	26
		Rogan the Painting Dog raises money for charity. I'd like to commission a work featuring some bipeds playing poker please source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	10
		Danny Elfman composed part of the Batman score on an airplane and caused a bit of panic source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	26

Sat June 05, 2021
		Finance Ministers from the G-7 nations reach an agreement which calls for corporations around the world to pay at least a 15% tax on their earnings source: cnbc.com \| share:	32

Fri June 04, 2021
		If you're running from the cops and try to hide out in a building, maybe check the sign outside first. Just saying source: bbc.com \| share:	22

Thu June 03, 2021
		This little piggy source: kcrg.com \| share:	4
		UK gasoline sales are full up to pre-covid levels source: msn.com \| share:	0
(Some Guy)		First space economy-based etf YODA coming to London exchange source: hiddenpolitics.net \| share:	7
		Shocked. SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		'Time travelling' exorcist goes back to 1980 after getting sucked into a vortex on London Underground. Sadly only finds lousy English side dish of peas, not the good soup made with ham hocks (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	36
		Soccer player working hard at fitting in with Americans source: omaha.com \| share:	1

Wed June 02, 2021
		Bashar's decade of destruction in Syria, Quark's holodecks source: theguardian.com \| share:	23
		Etsy handcrafts an artisan check and pays Deprice for second-hand fashion app Depop source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
		Wizzer creates a stink by crapping on EU travel rules source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		Emma Stone finally sets the record straight: she did NOT break her shoulder at a Spice Girls concert. Also, for those who have asked, she clarified that absolutely nothing what so ever happened today in sector 83 by 9 by 12 source: msn.com \| share:	23
		Michael Caine is one of the coolest motherf*ckers alive, and YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	47
		Another day, another hate crime in NYC source: npr.org \| share:	185
		The UK's Brexit divorce bill isn't being made public (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	39

Tue June 01, 2021
		Sorry, ladies, but Boris Johnson is officially off the market source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	31
		KKR and CD&R buy CLDR for 4.7B, QED source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	1

Sun May 30, 2021
		Anti-lockdown protesters demanding their freedom storm a shopping mall that was completely open, forcing it to close again source: news.sky.com \| share:	80
		Brit travellers move into exclusive London estate area, say one does not have to pay all that money to live among the rich, you just need a public park to pull into. Yes, the community has a problem with this (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	76

Fri May 28, 2021
		"Above the train door was a yellow sticker with the words "Caution- do not lean out of window when train is moving," ...(W)e concluded Ms Roper, as a passenger, was not deterred by these warning signs." So she caught the branch line source: msn.com \| share:	49
		Street name undergoes sex change, leaves residents doing catch-up for the new gal on the block source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	51
		Nine people stun police after getting out of real small clown car when pulled over for routine traffic stop source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	26

Thu May 27, 2021
		London's West End, 80s music, fast food, and social media influencers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 9-15 Himalayan Salt Edition source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Think euro-Disney was something? Here comes Euro-Matrix source: cnbc.com \| share:	41
		Bad bad bunny completely wrecks kitchen, now risks becoming hasenfeffer source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	5

Wed May 26, 2021
		'Frazier used his personal cell phone to photograph evidence at the scene without approval, he did not collect a portion of the ear as evidence, and failed to complete a Domestic Violence Risk Assessment.' Wait, whaaat evidence? source: kfor.com \| share:	37
		Atlanta councilman had his car stolen while attending a ribbon-cutting event. Crime has already been mentioned as an issue in this year's city elections source: ajc.com \| share:	8
		British police officer narrowly gets to keep job after harassing jogger, calling her "too curvy to be Asian" source: nextshark.com \| share:	111
		'Irresponsible' bitcoin ads banned for being misleading which is kind of like night being blamed for darkness, water for humidity source: marketwatch.com \| share:	29

Tue May 25, 2021
		Airbnb UK says Cornwall is now more popular than London, at least until visitors learn that pasties aren't exactly what they thought source: bbc.com \| share:	45
		Should you let your kid get in the ball pit after they reopen? No source: tylerpaper.com \| share:	10

Mon May 24, 2021
		In an excuse to use tit in a headline, Latvia shows its balls (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	31
		Here's Duran Duran's performance from the Billboard Awards, and they brought along Graham Coxon source: nme.com \| share:	13
		Sex robot blows Giggity tag by shouting "get in ma belly' before every docking procedure (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	65
		We've all had those nights. You know, the nights where you fall asleep in the back of a pickup only to still be back there when it's stolen source: kxan.com \| share:	14

Sat May 22, 2021
		I see a little graphic novel of a man SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL IT DO THE MAN JUSTICE? source: nme.com \| share:	3
		Americans are booking flights to Europe, but the top destination isn't London, Paris or Rome source: forbes.com \| share:	53

Fri May 21, 2021
		Maybe she was just going to return the money in about two weeks source: nbcnews.com \| share:	33
		The Seattle Police Department exodus over the "defund the police" movement? Yeah, about that source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	244
		The medical weed firm backed by Snoop now chilling on the London Stock Exchange source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
		India variant Covid cases rise 160% in a week in the UK source: theguardian.com \| share:	106

Thu May 20, 2021
		UK Virgin granted permission to take a partner. This is not a repeat from history source: cnbc.com \| share:	0

Wed May 19, 2021
		One of the better 'frozen in time' street performers source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	13
		UK inflation more than doubles but remains below 2% so the cheap pounding will continue source: msn.com \| share:	3
		Penultimate PL gameday. Early matches: Everton-Wolves, Newcastle-Sheffield U, and Spurs-Villas. Palace-Arsenal in the last London Derby, top 4 implications at Burnley-Pool, and West Brom takes on West Ham. 1:00 pm ET on Peacock, Pool on NBCSN 3:00pm source: premierleague.com \| share:	220
		$600 will soon let you fly R/T New York to London. Landing fees may be extra source: marketwatch.com \| share:	5

Tue May 18, 2021
		The irony of this story does not go unnoticed source: bbc.com \| share:	17
		New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste source: cnbc.com \| share:	30

Mon May 17, 2021
		Some people set world records for their athletic abilities. Others on their unique skills. Then there's THIS guy source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	33
		Can you BELIEVE it's been 20 years since the most annoying couple of Friends got married? The most toxic couple never got married, mind you source: metro.co.uk \| share:	20
		No hugs, please, we're British (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	28

Sun May 16, 2021
		Heavily armed and dangerous gang banned from all pride events in NYC until 2025 at the earliest source: cbsnews.com \| share:	147

Sat May 15, 2021
		Harry Styles auditions for the 1974 Sears catalog, menswear section source: nme.com \| share:	30

Fri May 14, 2021
		Ireland's healthcare system is shut down due to ransomware attack and across the US Americans begin hoarding gas source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	56
		Look, if you're going to steal 14 cases of beer, at least make it something worth the risk source: wlwt.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		Before we move on to the unrest in the Middle East, South London man claims to have found the world's biggest Hula Hoop. Bonus: Salt & Vinegar flavour source: mylondon.news \| share:	13

Thu May 13, 2021
		Not news: London shop to close, due to pandemic and high rent. Holy fark: The business has been trading for 500 years source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	24

Wed May 12, 2021
		NFL looking to add Germany to the international games slate source: sportsnaut.com \| share:	24
		You see, the key to being a penguin at the London Aquarium is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's biatch. Then everything will be okay source: bbc.com \| share:	24
		Midweek Premier League: Chelsea and Arsenal in the London Derby. Will the Blues continue their wining ways? Can Arsenal win both fixtures this season? Will Bob Baffert be seen lurking about? Post time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	56
		Ex Abercrombie and Fitch employee exposes the shocking labor practice of hiring models to shut up and look good source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Steven Tyler and Joe Perry: performance-enhancing visionaries source: eurekalert.org \| share:	3
(Nippon)		In another smashing success of Tory Brexit, banks are moving workers from London to Frankfurt and Paris now that lockdowns are easing, ending little britain's reign in the finance market source: nippon.com \| share:	129
		This really should have no explaining to do because they're TikTokers, but why are London teens getting themselves stuck in toddler swings? source: 9news.com.au \| share:	34

Tue May 11, 2021
		BoJo promises to 'level up' the UK, no doubt by grinding daily quests and spawn camping immigrants source: politico.eu \| share:	21
		40 years ago today we lost Bob Marley. Somebody be jammin' a lot of dust in here source: bbc.com \| share:	39
(Some Memories-Singing Cat)		This date in history, in 1981, "Cats" premiered in the West End of London, nearly shut down because of a bomb threat by a time traveler who really hated the 2019 movie version source: catsmusical.fandom.com \| share:	34
		London's oldest working factory, where the Liberty Bell was cast, is being converted into a sterile playground for moneyed douchenozzles because they have money, you don't, and they need yet another place to repeatedly rub your nose in that source: theguardian.com \| share:	21
		Noel Gallagher once challenged Obi-Wan Kenobi to a lightsaber duel source: nme.com \| share:	6

Mon May 10, 2021
		News that would have been unimaginable two years ago: Prime Minister authorizes British citizens to hug each other starting next week source: apnews.com \| share:	22
		Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently source: independent.co.uk \| share:	174

Sun May 09, 2021
		Someone is going to spend $15 million on a Leonardo da Vinci drawing of a bear source: theguardian.com \| share:	19
		Khan wins second term as London mayor, vows to secure Genesis device source: theguardian.com \| share:	18

Fri May 07, 2021
		Brussels rejects the UK's false Brexit compromise (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	67
		Today in over-inflated news: Man shows off 'world's oldest balloon' that hasn't lost its air in almost 30 years (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	19
		Russia authorizes use of "Sputnik Light" vaccine. "Sputnik Dry" and "Sputnik Menthol" soon to follow source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		Chicken comes with the egg for woman having fried one, not before or after source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	20
		Clusters of India's Covid variant are popping up in the UK source: theguardian.com \| share:	18

Thu May 06, 2021
		TFW the only UK politician who talks any sense also wears a trashcan on his head (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	35

Wed May 05, 2021
		Hello? Is it a 2022 Lionel Richie tour you're looking for? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	10
		Advertiser reports they were banned from Facebook and Instagram for literally telling the truth about what kind of ads they're running source: gizmodo.com \| share:	74

Tue May 04, 2021
		Blessed are the big noses, indeed (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	48
		Still holding out hope for the Trump Pee Tape? Urine luck, there's a SECOND Steele Dossier using different sources that confirm tapes exist. Trump's gonna be peed off and flushed with anger when he reads this yellow journalism source: smh.com.au \| share:	105

Mon May 03, 2021
		'I'm bursting with fiction.' This is not a killing joke source: theguardian.com \| share:	7

Fri April 30, 2021
		Remember that bar owner on the lam? So did the authorities source: kaaltv.com \| share:	24

Thu April 29, 2021
		Lack of bustle in London's Heathrow has officials alarmed now source: reuters.com \| share:	7
		Ethereum hits a new high, becomes the new magic beenz source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		Columbus OH officials ask DOJ to investigate their police force. "My dearest Merrick, Columbus is hell. It has been hours since the last killing and morale is low" source: apnews.com \| share:	28
		Prince Harry has diplomatic immunity (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	17
		Check out the small body on Brad source: theguardian.com \| share:	12

Wed April 28, 2021
		Fox News helps shed light on Utah's B.O. problem source: sltrib.com \| share:	28
		Ain't nobody here but us chickens source: kfor.com \| share:	20
		Internet Banner Advertising company Allbirds prepares to file IPO, also sells shoes source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Tue April 27, 2021
		Coldplay tease cryptic annouzzzzzzz snore source: nme.com \| share:	7
		For $20 million, you can own Tim Burton's decidedly non-creepy former home source: metro.co.uk \| share:	17
		It's looking like a buyer's market in Hong Kong real estate - if you can live with your new landlord source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	2

Mon April 26, 2021
		A second exchange collapse has hit the Turkish crypto market source: cnbc.com \| share:	17
		A new batch of a UK company's telecom and interweb satellites have been launched into LEO - they're shooting for 650 total. Between them, Bezos', and Elon's plans, soon there will be more sats than stars in the sky source: phys.org \| share:	9

Sat April 24, 2021
		Terror in southern England as dozens are felled in the dead of night. UPDATE: Police had arrested a 24-year-old man in connection with the attacks, which had claimed at least 35 lives source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	63

Fri April 23, 2021
		Having a panic attack? Besides avoiding discos and the streets of London, here's what to do source: chron.com \| share:	21
		39 British postal workers who were convicted for theft 20 years ago have their convictions overturned as "an affront to the conscience of the court" after the UK's high court court found the software used to detect their "thefts" was hot garbage source: apnews.com \| share:	28

Thu April 22, 2021
		If it works for San Francisco, might as well try it in the UK source: chron.com \| share:	32
		If it works for San Francisco, might as well try it in the UK source: chron.com \| share:	32
		First the EU was concerned about giving people AstraZeneca due to blood clots and now they are upset over AstraZeneca vaccine delivery shortages. Make up your mind already source: cnbc.com \| share:	46
(Some Pink Flamingos)		Happy 75th birthday to the sickest movie director of all time. OF ALL TIME. And that's just Devine source: losangelesblade.com \| share:	42

Wed April 21, 2021
		Uber Eats and Just Eat Takeaway ignite nasty Twitter battle over Uber's entry into German food delivery market, with Just Eat going pay yr workers lol and Uber going stop worrying over yr stock price lol source: cnbc.com \| share:	2

Tue April 20, 2021
		WTF does Bezos know about cutting hair? source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		WTF does Bezos know about cutting hair? source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		12 Oscar facts, one of which is that of Borat source: bbc.com \| share:	19

Mon April 19, 2021
		Harrods besieged by maskless youths flaunting lockdown rules source: metro.co.uk \| share:	13
		News that the UK is looking into its own digital currency to the left, better names than quidcoin to the right source: cnbc.com \| share:	32

Sun April 18, 2021
		Apparently, you lose 5% of IQ points every time you don't get enough sleep. In other news, subby IQ bad, no have zzzzzzz source: inc.com \| share:	31

Sat April 17, 2021
		A trio of matches in English futbol: in the EPL Newcastle and West Ham are on at 7:30 AM ET, and Wolves host Blades at 3:15 PM on NBCSN/Peacock, along with the big game, the FA Cup semi-final with Chelsea vs Man. City on ESPN+ at 12:30 PM source: espn.com \| share:	162

Fri April 16, 2021
		Mother-of-the-Year accused of stabbing her own daughter. Dopey mugshot included source: fox43.com \| share:	31

Thu April 15, 2021
		Mufasa gives Simba a telling off (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	1

Wed April 14, 2021
		The Queen returns to whatever she calls work source: apnews.com \| share:	35
		Stop the presses: Hugh Grant buys a sausage roll source: somersetlive.co.uk \| share:	23
		Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February? source: news4jax.com \| share:	47

Tue April 13, 2021
		News analysis suggests hypothetical limits of blood from turnips may have been reached source: reuters.com \| share:	4
		Priyanka Chopra went braless to some event where there were a lot of people and things and do I need to keep typing source: yahoo.com \| share:	73
		Some drink to remember; some drink to forget source: futurism.com \| share:	20

Mon April 12, 2021
		NYC subway ridership exceeds two million a day for first time since the pandemic started. Still no cure for the homeless guy taking a 2 on the 2 train source: amny.com \| share:	15

Sat April 10, 2021
		Three games in the EPL: Citeh hosts Leeds as their next step to the championship. Pool look to continue winning against Aston Villa, and a London Derby with Palace and Chelsea finish the day. 7:30 AM ET on Peacock/NBCSN source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	251

Thu April 08, 2021
		And then the murders started - but other than that, everything is fine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	29
		Remember the Texas strip club that had its electricity and water turned off by the city? Remember the strip club got a big generator and water tank, and kept on twerking? Guess who doesn't have a generator and water tank anymore. Guess who took it source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	118
		K9 pooches have to learn a new trick when their state legalizes marijuana source: nbcmontana.com \| share:	20

Wed April 07, 2021
		So we can start calling it the London flu? source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		The story of a Welshman who tried to mail himself home in a crate from Australia in 1965. Things did not go as planned source: bbc.com \| share:	29

Tue April 06, 2021
		Inventor Colin Furze builds James Bond car for Top Gear with flame throwers and guns for £7,000. Yeah it's pretty Bond cool source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	11
		Rookie Royal Navy captain ends his career just like that after he smashes hole in warship causing £100,000 in damage after first attempt at docking in the dark (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	76
		Khan wants to legalize cannabis in London, seize the Genesis Device for himself source: metro.co.uk \| share:	39
		Studiocanal acquires entire Romulus film library, prompting sharp response from the Tal Shiar source: deadline.com \| share:	26
		Dating emergency: Tinder is DOWN in the UK and US leaving singles confused, scared they might have to hook up old school source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	47
		Guns N Roses reschedule UK and European tour to 2022, presumably so Axl Rose can finish getting his replacement shun na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees source: nme.com \| share:	29

Mon April 05, 2021
		Dubai police make arrests over 'indecent' video of naked women on balcony, claiming the whole thing was just a cunning stunt [NSFW pix] source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	106

Sun April 04, 2021
		With the ISS nearing the end of its operational lifespan, what's next for space stations? Enter private business source: axios.com \| share:	25

Sat April 03, 2021
		Old: Suez canal blocked by giant ship... New: Amsterdam canal blessed with giant pink cake source: forbes.com \| share:	29
		Four-year-old Texas boy saves his 13-month-old cousin from drowning after the cousin accidentally fell into a pool. It takes all kinds to be a hero source: kxan.com \| share:	43

Fri April 02, 2021
		Russia's Sputnik news agency no longer has Britain in its orbit reports Reuters source: reuters.com \| share:	8

Thu April 01, 2021
		The owner of Liberty Steel asks creditors not to pull the plug, reminding them it's not like they're Cuba's Corleone-Roth Co. in December 1958 source: reuters.com \| share:	2
		Nick Jonas rescues fox with its head stuck in a plastic bottle. Fox was hoping for Ariana Grande source: independent.ie \| share:	3
		Italy expels two Russian officials after police caught them receiving classified NATO documents from Italian navy captain in car park source: france24.com \| share:	33

Wed March 31, 2021
		Mass shooting at Orange, California business complex source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	160
		Amazon-backed British food delivery service Deliveroo drops 30% at IPO amid news that the mushy peas and soggy fish were actually a feature, not a bug source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Amazon-backed British food delivery service Deliveroo drops 30% at IPO amid news that the mushy peas and soggy fish were actually a feature, not a bug source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Britney Spears said she cried for weeks over TV documentary. No word if they left her alone afterwards source: reuters.com \| share:	35

Tue March 30, 2021
		54 years ago four lads and a bunch of other people got together for a record cover source: vintag.es \| share:	35
		Boris Johnson liked to quote Shakespeare with his mistress as foreplay. Nay, but to live in the rank sweat of an enseamèd bed, stewed in corruption, honeying and making love over the nasty sty source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	58

Mon March 29, 2021
		Elizabeth Hurley says, please, I'm not doing a Waltons reboot. However, how about a Green Acres remake? I just adore a penthouse view source: foxnews.com \| share:	31
		Investors BlackRock, Vanguard join net zero effort. I don't think they're trying hard enough source: reuters.com \| share:	4
		US men's soccer team loses to Honduras 2-1, fails to qualify for 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games. This is not a repeat from 2012 London, 2016 Brazil Olympics source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	41

Sun March 28, 2021
		Over 5,000 Barcelonians attend experimental Covid-19 gig source: nme.com \| share:	8

Sat March 27, 2021
		Australia to divert COVID vaccines to PNG. JPG and GIF are SOL source: yahoo.com \| share:	11

Fri March 26, 2021
		Dear Deidre, I've been having a hot lesbian relationship with my step-sister. I now want to leave my husband and run away with knowing family holiday dinners will never be the same source: thesun.ie \| share:	19

Thu March 25, 2021
		This should totally make up for the whole prosecution and chemical castration thing source: apnews.com \| share:	11

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