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Mon July 13, 2020       Jeremy Clarkson says he was attacked by 250,000 bees at his farm. How he was able to count them is unknown (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 22         Young-at-heart senior home residents pass the time in self-quarantine by posing for photos recreating iconic album covers source: the-sun.com   |   share: 38   Fri July 10, 2020       Twin brothers born in London and raised in state care could be deported to two different Caribbean countries they have never visited. Then it gets weird source: bbc.com   |   share: 63         Astronomy can help diagnose breast cancer, though it will make for awkward conversations about where you were pointing your telescope source: economist.com   |   share: 4         Johnny Depp says the bed poop was the last straw in his marriage. Dude, what are you doing all that blow with? source: apnews.com   |   share: 19   Thu July 09, 2020       James Bond has apparently moved to the suburbs source: reuters.com   |   share: 5         Sounds like he needs those whiskey-and-4-lines-of-blow lunches source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 35         Mayor of Seoul is missing. Anne Hathaway sought for questioning source: en.yna.co.kr   |   share: 59   Wed July 08, 2020       Londoners trapped by crane, even scarier than that farking goose that stole subby's gardening hat *honk* source: theguardian.com   |   share: 16         Meet Inheritance Cat, bringer of good luck (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 4   (Some Guy)       The virus forces London's Cereal Killer Cafe to snap, crackle, and pop out of business source: theregister.com   |   share: 6   Tue July 07, 2020       NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes source: gothamist.com   |   share: 60         Driving Whilst Black, UK edition source: bbc.com   |   share: 21         Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother source: nypost.com   |   share: 81         Ho££ywood $tar$ to be exempt from UK's coronaviru$ quarantine ru£es source: theguardian.com   |   share: 7   Mon July 06, 2020       Prince Andrew sought Washington lobbyist with ties to the Trump administration to help with Epstein case. Even the Trumper lobbyist was smart enough not to touch this with a ten-foot pole source: nytimes.com   |   share: 45         Scottish beer gardens to reopen today after thirsty Scots wait 105 days for a pint. Surely this will end as well as what happened in London source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 30         Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére" source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 32         Prince Andrew was "too stupid" to know what Epstein was doing. Hell of a defense there source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 102   Sun July 05, 2020       Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: 50   Sat July 04, 2020       Mate, this is a Wendy's innit source: inews.co.uk   |   share: 20   Fri July 03, 2020       BoJo sure loves his fish sticks (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 49   Thu July 02, 2020       Depiction of 25-years-hence remote worker looks eerily familiar source: foxnews.com   |   share: 15         Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 11         Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry source: nme.com   |   share: 17         Tom Morello teams up with American Nickelback's Dan Reynolds for a new protest song source: nme.com   |   share: 9         Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River source: 6abc.com   |   share: 25         Experts predict 2021 Tokyo Olympics, like those in London and Rio, to be total economic dud. Nevertheless they will be held because Olympics source: japantoday.com   |   share: 4   Wed July 01, 2020       Because NYC totally has loads of free cash just lying around, urban planners are talking up a new car-free bridge to Manhattan source: timeout.com   |   share: 30         So for July 4th, you give us the rights to America and we'll build three Trump Tower resorts in Wales source: people.com   |   share: 23   Mon June 29, 2020       While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not source: foxnews.com   |   share: 36   Sun June 28, 2020       Luca Brasí found at Bass Pro source: wgno.com   |   share: 55   Sat June 27, 2020       OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 38         Do we really need more Scott Pilgrim? source: nme.com   |   share: 72   Fri June 26, 2020       Europe's kids are raving with Molly today, raging with 'rona tomorrow source: straitstimes.com   |   share: 28         Microsoft BSoDs retail source: cnbc.com   |   share: 43   Thu June 25, 2020       Dieter Schorner, the pastry chef who revived Americans' passion for creme brulee, dies at 83. He will be lightly cremated by hand before burial source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 23         Oh look, NYPD challenge coins source: cracked.com   |   share: 122   Wed June 24, 2020       Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 41         Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 17   Tue June 23, 2020       Slow news day source: lostcoastoutpost.com   |   share: 16         Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 7   Mon June 22, 2020       "Bolton was a classic case of a senior White House official drunk on power, who had forgotten that nobody elected him to anything," says woman who was drunk on power and was never elected to anything source: thehill.com   |   share: 62         Saville Row reopens with properly bespoke visors and gloves source: reuters.com   |   share: 3   Sun June 21, 2020       Much like NASCAR, F1 racing is predominantly white. Lewis Hamilton intends to change that source: usatoday.com   |   share: 6         June 21 is when Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream takes place. Here's London's Shakespeare's Globe company doing the play. Get some culture you bunch of Pucks source: youtube.com   |   share: 19   Sat June 20, 2020       School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish? source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 50   Fri June 19, 2020       "Focus on substance rather than symbols," says the British clown with the shock wig source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 10         Trump staffers: Bolton was mean & nasty, insisted on a personal Air Force 737 to London for Donald Trump's state visit, and personal security to get him around London faster. letthemfight.gif source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 32         Johnson & Johnson lightens up on the racism source: reuters.com   |   share: 13         I swear it was totally racist KKK hackers that advertised my pizzas at the weekend source: dailypost.co.uk   |   share: 52   (Financial News)       Goldman Sachs tried to be "hip" and "cool" with the kids of today. As you can imagine, they wound up making a complete ass of themselves source: fnlondon.com   |   share: 6   Thu June 18, 2020       The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood" source: apnews.com   |   share: 9   Wed June 17, 2020       "Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 9         The UK has fined the London branch of Germany's Commerzbank $47mil for failing to prevent money laundering. That's just the cost of doing business these days. Just ask DeutscheBank source: reuters.com   |   share: 1         So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can source: wcbs880.radio.com   |   share: 59         Now that things are supposedly getting better, HSBC is back to cutting 35,000 jobs. Thank you for your dedication and patience in this troubling time source: reuters.com   |   share: 1   Tue June 16, 2020       The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap" source: apnews.com   |   share: 1         The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap" source: apnews.com   |   share: 1         The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases source: reuters.com   |   share: 7         Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 15   Mon June 15, 2020       NYPD is disbanding their entire plainclothes force due to high number of shootings. Plainclothes officers considering other disguises, perhaps like uniforms source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 74         Darwen the apple-hating UK police horse retires. Despite his tastes he was great in crowds, very PC source: bbc.com   |   share: 8   Sun June 14, 2020       Sally Sparrow DUCK NOW source: foxnews.com   |   share: 65         A Black Lives Matter hero, who happens to be black, carried a stricken "far-right" rival. who happens to be white, to safety saying: "I want equality for all" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 77         You're in trouble now, mister source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 59         Director responsible for the first two Paddington exits, not wanting to complete a terrifying trilogy source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 14   Fri June 12, 2020       Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida source: kfor.com   |   share: 35         Saudi Arabia's share of the oil market is about to be its highest since 1980s. This should end well(s) source: reuters.com   |   share: 7   Thu June 11, 2020       Unilever unifying its bi-headed legal structure to a monoculture source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 1         Queen Elizabeth sits in on her first public video call, doesn't get blitzed by zoombombers source: apnews.com   |   share: 4         The UK's Lloyds Bank fined $81 million for overcharging mortgage customers. Wells Fargo and Bank of America share a sensible chuckle at such Old World pittances source: reuters.com   |   share: 3   Wed June 10, 2020       Apparently, the easiest way to trigger Piers Morgan on live television is to compare Winston Churchill with Hitler and be black while doing so (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 59         Minneapolis Police Chief to police union: New contract? Your mean THIS new contract? ****RRRRRIIIIP*** source: politico.com   |   share: 88         Statue of Robert Milligan standing outside London museum pulled down; witnesses say it was holding a small, shiny object the size of a gun and always had a troubled life often running afoul of the law source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 25         Federer takes a knee on the rest of 2020 source: apnews.com   |   share: 10         Whale's Vagina reinforces Blue Wall source: usatoday.com   |   share: 40   Tue June 09, 2020       NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's staff not happy with his particular flavor of unicorn farts, now rising up to challenge him on his disastrous ongoing response to the protests against police brutality source: gothamist.com   |   share: 19         AI. The problem is the intelligence lives in 1920s America or current-day Spokane or wherever "they all look the same" is source: theguardian.com   |   share: 5         Demand for puppers is surging in London, but many breeders are afraid these new owners will end up as faithful as cats source: reuters.com   |   share: 12         Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 70   Mon June 08, 2020       Have your neighbors been in extreme lockdown for weeks, or are they already dead? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 49         Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question source: ktla.com   |   share: 91         It sounds crazy, but BP is cutting about 15% of its workforce according to Looney source: reuters.com   |   share: 4   Sun June 07, 2020       "We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13 source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 296         Minneapolis City Council to disband police department source: theappeal.org   |   share: 595         The George Floyd protests on Saturday were great and these photographs proved it source: slate.com   |   share: 92   Sat June 06, 2020       Blessed are the cheesemakers source: theguardian.com   |   share: 21         Cities across the country are starting to think the previously unthinkable: "Do we really need a police force?" source: msn.com   |   share: 184         News: Two Ohio men found with a carload of knives, weapons, radios, gas masks and such. Fark: In NYC. UltraFark: Police were alerted by peaceful protesters of their presence source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 106   Fri June 05, 2020       "Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized source: nytimes.com   |   share: 78         Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 2         Police face no repercussions for attacking protesters source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 122   Thu June 04, 2020       Florida Man arrested for threatening to blow up Sanford police station, being a big dummy source: wftv.com   |   share: 22         Unhappy with some of the popularity he gained during the pandemic, Gov. Cuomo decides to throw it all away in a matter of seconds source: mediaite.com   |   share: 30         Bellevue police officer on leave for violating social media policy, possibly being way behind on their beatings quota source: kiro7.com   |   share: 26         Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 57   Wed June 03, 2020       It only took protests and rioting in most of the cities in the US to get a city to remove a statue of a mayor known for bigotry, hatred, and oppression, that told voters to "Vote White", removed. Difficulty: North of Mason-Dixon line source: npr.org   |   share: 53         Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 80         London's call boxes are becoming caffeine oases source: reuters.com   |   share: 7   Tue June 02, 2020       Geez why are there no peaceful protests source: advocate.com   |   share: 48         The city that never sleeps will have an 8pm to 5am curfew the rest of the week source: pix11.com   |   share: 15         People are collecting hypocaust tiles, sugar crushers, aglets, and goblets adorned with raspberry prunts along the the muddy banks of the Thames source: collectorsweekly.com   |   share: 14   Mon June 01, 2020       "I am your progressive mayor and I think we need to cut our roving death squads a bit of slack" source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: 15         . . . and many brows were furrowed source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 29         How the super rich conquered London. (hint: it has a lot to do with something like 'shmoney shmlaudering') source: theconversation.com   |   share: 17   Sun May 31, 2020       NYC mayor De Blasio bends the knee, blames protestors for getting run over by his police source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 93         Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay goes above his usual dounchenozzle duty, uses taxpayer-funded wage furlough scheme to pay his axed staff their notice (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 50   Fri May 29, 2020       Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 21   Thu May 28, 2020       Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce source: apnews.com   |   share: 2   Tue May 26, 2020       This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches source: people.com   |   share: 6         Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video source: wavy.com   |   share: 12         Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler" source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 39         UK's Stephen Miller: That time during lockdown I drove to a castle with my family, I was just..um..testing my vision was good enough to drive. UK Police: Oh, FFS source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 46   Mon May 25, 2020       Girl decides to peek over the short edge of a 400-foot cliff, is pulled to safety before chaos ensues source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 70   Sun May 24, 2020       Drunk driver caught speeding down highway in go-kart. No helmet, just a cowboy hat source: london.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 19   Sat May 23, 2020       Has the COVID-19 lock down taken a toll on how much of Douche Bag Hipster you are? Fear not D-Bag, this $300 mask will put you right back on top source: nypost.com   |   share: 60         A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes source: studyfinds.org   |   share: 48   Fri May 22, 2020       " ... ... " source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10         Marianne Faithfull has lived through coronavirus. She thanked the medical help she's received. She used perfectly good English source: foxnews.com   |   share: 12         Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager source: reuters.com   |   share: 4         Snapchat outage inconveniences millions of AWs source: newsweek.com   |   share: 1         London calling other areas to let them know Pompeo is trying to fundraise for a potential 2024 run at the presidency source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 48         Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 22         Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void? source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 38   Thu May 21, 2020       For once a right wing loony doesn't want thoughts and prayers (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 14         Rookie UK police officer doesn't get the free donut thing, now banned from force for life after stealing seven huge English breakfast fry-ups within first week on the job source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 47         Glassdoor shatters source: sfgate.com   |   share: 14   Wed May 20, 2020       Russian scientist in London uses selfie stick to catch Ichthyosaur, who apparently skipped "What is bait" lesson because his nan died source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 10         Antarctica is greening source: reuters.com   |   share: 15         "If you mow a penis, they will come" source: nypost.com   |   share: 29         "Expect traffic delays" officials warn ahead of Chik-fil-A opening. Also, expect disappointment and a general sense of being creeped out source: kiro7.com   |   share: 26   Tue May 19, 2020       Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 31         Roger Daltrey: "I'm not moaning about anything, but equally as a 76-year-old, I'm not going to be told by anybody to stay in. Go f*** yourselves. We can't wrap ourselves in cotton wool." In other news, younger Farkers ask; "WHO"? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 55         Shakespeare's Globe Theatre may close due to plague sweeping the land. This is not a repeat from 1603 source: variety.com   |   share: 15         London school of Economics: the general public doesn't understand COVID data when displayed on logarithmic graphs. General public: what's a graph? Can you hold my hydroxychloroquine for a moment? I'm having trouble opening this bleach source: twitter.com   |   share: 102   Mon May 18, 2020       Not sure what a Demi Rose is butt [NSFW] source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 40         Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 17   Sun May 17, 2020       Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house source: thesun.ie   |   share: 112         Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable source: reuters.com   |   share: 17   Fri May 15, 2020       "A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge" source: abc4.com   |   share: 21   Thu May 14, 2020       Lloyd's of London says the 'rona will be the largest loss on record for insurers. So congratulations all you infected losers in your loser states and loser sh*thole countries source: cnbc.com   |   share: 5         London's "pub-on-wheels" pulls pints on people's doorsteps, sets the bar for every good soul in the world source: reuters.com   |   share: 8   Wed May 13, 2020       Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 39         NYPD Commissioner doesn't quite say "those people" when responding to why approximately 90% of those arrested for social distancing violations were Black and Hispanic source: wcbs880.radio.com   |   share: 38         Tiny violin story of the day: Stranded super-rich now confronting tax chaos after they fled to their evil lairs for the coronavirus pandemic lockdowns source: msn.com   |   share: 37         After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776 source: apnews.com   |   share: 6         After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776 source: apnews.com   |   share: 6         Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 22   Tue May 12, 2020       Can we really tell male and female dinosaurs apart, and is that being homind-judgemental? source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 8         Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party source: mandatory.com   |   share: 46         Posting a rant about a store requiring you to wear a mask and threatening them with a handgun and hollow points is a good way to guarantee you won't be standing in line in a grocery store, but rather an unemployment line source: courthousenews.com   |   share: 78   Mon May 11, 2020       U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked" source: thehill.com   |   share: 121   Sat May 09, 2020       Hope that London vacation you'd booked is more than 15 days long. Bonus: free lodging for the first two weeks source: reuters.com   |   share: 58   Wed May 06, 2020       Feeling crafty? Make a social distancing blanket from using "a few household items" and this design source: creativebloq.com   |   share: 4         Four cities around the globe are now expected to see prime residential price growth in 2020, which is about 6 more than expected source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 8         Coronavirus spread earlier than was thought. Small mutations but not more than one strain. Science instead of fear mongering in this one source: reuters.com   |   share: 23         Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office? source: nypost.com   |   share: 7   Tue May 05, 2020       Seeing how popular LeBron's "The Decision" was with fans, NFL to release 2020 schedule on Thursday night in three-hour telecast source: usatoday.com   |   share: 18         Hate crimes against Chinese soaring during COVID crisis source: news.sky.com   |   share: 87         Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 24   Mon May 04, 2020       The show must go on...next year. Maybe source: huffpost.com   |   share: 15         Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 23         Ralph Fiennes to portray Miss Trunchbull in new adaptation of Matilda source: deadline.com   |   share: 13         Uber Eats is no longer on the menu in eight smaller markets source: reuters.com   |   share: 18         Good news Jaguars fans source: espn.com   |   share: 10         UK-U.S. trade talks to start on Tuesday. Major sticking point: neither side is willing to trade a jackass for a clown source: reuters.com   |   share: 16         Boris Johnson: I was wrong to brush off the seriousness of coronavirus. When I was taken into intensive care, the doctors began preparing how to announce my death source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 47   Fri May 01, 2020       Would a sane person pick NOW to enact new financial policies like tariffs? No. The answer is no source: reuters.com   |   share: 58   Thu April 30, 2020       If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck source: bbc.com   |   share: 14   Wed April 29, 2020       It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 44         Collusion source: apnews.com   |   share: 53   Tue April 28, 2020       UN warns that six months of coronavirus lockdowns could lead to an additional 31M cases of domestic violence. And that's WITH the liquor stores remaining open. Merry Christmas source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 50         You get photographed carrying a Thomas the Tank Engine bag on your first day of nursery school over 30 years ago and the next thing you know you get recorded for the 75th anniversary of Thomas the Tank source: pagesix.com   |   share: 36         It's that age-old story: boy meets girl, boy and girl caught in bed together by girl's stepdad, boy and girl hire hitman to kill stepdad source: wjactv.com   |   share: 30         Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating? source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 16   Mon April 27, 2020       MTA achieves goal of making every subway car a poop car source: amny.com   |   share: 23         BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front source: abc7news.com   |   share: 24   Fri April 24, 2020       ♫ ♬ I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us kid, they got a million toys at Toys "R" Us that I can play with, unless the landlord changes door locks and seizes all the stock ♫ ♬ source: cbc.ca   |   share: 7         Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak source: reuters.com   |   share: 31         Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak source: reuters.com   |   share: 31         A growing number of homeless people are discovering that a passenger free NYC subway is a great place to live and sleep, just don't ask them to pass the Grey Poupon source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 28         BBC article fails to deliver on its sexy-party headline: "Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop" source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 25   Thu April 23, 2020       Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk in the park without social distancing source: theguardian.com   |   share: 7         What are you fighting for? I no fight, I better, I go home source: cbc.ca   |   share: 4   Wed April 22, 2020     Last night's Prince tribute was cool, but it will never be as cool as Tom Jones and David Gilmour's rendition of Purple Rain source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 10   (Some Guy)       Let's go for the trifecta with this article on Salma Hayek's daughter's princess bedroom source: us.hola.com   |   share: 11         Tom Holland says he's been "a little bit" productive in quarantine source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 1   Tue April 21, 2020       Foolius Caesar and BoJo agree to coordinated response to coronavirus. Given their COVID denying track records, this is indeed the worst timeline source: politico.com   |   share: 29         Probably for the same reason she refers to herself as "we" source: cnn.com   |   share: 18   (Some Guy)       You had me at Sakura Matcha Oreos source: localiiz.com   |   share: 11   Mon April 20, 2020       British bars will remain closed until Christmas, meaning you'll have to drink at home with your family source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 21         Who are you to argue with Idris Elba? source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 14         Harry and Meghan say they won't cooperate with UK tabloids. The Sun is there and it will burn them source: apnews.com   |   share: 25   Fri April 17, 2020       Swallowing their pride, San Francisco announces they will be a little less spectacular this June source: sf.curbed.com   |   share: 22   Tue April 14, 2020       The police would like to remind you that you should NOT call 911 to report that your neighbor is snoring loudly source: upi.com   |   share: 13   Sun April 12, 2020       Home invader pulls out a knife, homeowner pulls out a chainsaw. It is the way of the Yoopers source: uppermichiganssource.com   |   share: 113         Boris Johnson Brexits from hospital source: bbc.com   |   share: 43         Although Julian Assange was isolated and persecuted while holed up in an Ecuadorian embassy, he certainly wasn't celibate source: nypost.com   |   share: 70   Sat April 11, 2020     Nearly 400 women have joined a UK dating site for men with big penises in just one week. Ron Jeremy seen wiping tears from his eyes (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 203         NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so" source: npr.org   |   share: 119         Too afraid to go to hospitals at symptom onset, NYCers are dying of heart attacks at home source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 44   Fri April 10, 2020       Those nurses who risked their lives wearing trash bags as protection in order to take care of coronavirus patients? Now they've tested positive. At least the trash bag companies are making a profit source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 55         Rufus Wainwright announces plans for optimistic UK tour source: nme.com   |   share: 9         The difference between America and Europe, in a nutshell: Miss America is interested in maps and the Iraq and such as. Miss England is interested in respiratory medicine. Because she's a doctor of it source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 63         Really, who thought contracting coronavirus on purpose would be a good idea? source: huffpost.com   |   share: 87   Thu April 09, 2020       STOP THE PRESSES: Two British people you've never heard of have split up (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 21         Boris Johnson no longer pining for the fjords source: bbc.com   |   share: 95         ESPN hit hardest by coronavirus, Gorilla Channel remains relatively unscathed source: axios.com   |   share: 13         After 3 nights in the ICU, Boris Johnson still refusing to get on the cart source: bbc.com   |   share: 39         Due to the coronavirus, public transit around the country is now in a death spiral. Just when it's needed most source: axios.com   |   share: 64   Wed April 08, 2020       So here's the million-dollar question of the day: Just who is Dominic Raab, anyway? And if you answered, "a sweaty conservative who channels Margaret Thatcher and thinks feminists are obnoxious bigots," step up and claim your prize source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 17         Boris Johnson "improving" to the extent he is "now able to sit up in bed", according to government officials who didn't tell us he couldn't do that previously source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 45   Tue April 07, 2020       "Boris Johnson is stable" said no one ever, until now anyhow source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 45       Ravi Shankar would've been 100 today, and if it wasn't for COVID, his daughter would have been playing at a concert in London in his honor. Since that's not happening, she's at her piano at home instead source: youtube.com   |   share: 22         Alton Illinois mayor cracks down on parties in his town. His wife is arrested in a bar. This is not going to make your home confinement any easier, your honor source: huffpost.com   |   share: 14         Couple makes mini-museum for their gerbils to visit during quarantine (w/ pics & video) source: hyperallergic.com   |   share: 3         Trump pushes drugs on Boris Johnson. Has sent them to London and contacted all of his doctors source: theguardian.com   |   share: 78   Mon April 06, 2020       Two directors enter. One director leaves source: variety.com   |   share: 11         This is not good source: forbes.com   |   share: 131         Kiefer Sutherland's mom has RUN OUT OF TIME source: deadline.com   |   share: 14       PM Boris Johnson in ICU. Harriet Jones gets her photo ID out to show everybody source: bbc.com   |   share: 650         Doesn't matter, had sex and Covid (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 33         After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine source: msn.com   |   share: 43   Sun April 05, 2020       Noel Gallagher says he's been panic-buying booze to cope with the Coronavirus pandemic lockdown source: nme.com   |   share: 21   Sat April 04, 2020       Marianne Faithfull hospitalized with Coronavirus source: nme.com   |   share: 36         Listen up citizen, obey social distancing rules or you're off to Room 101 source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: 82   Fri April 03, 2020       We are saddened to announce that the coronavirus must continue to be quarantined in isolation with Boris Johnson source: bbc.com   |   share: 52         11 people with more booze than you source: ca.hellomagazine.com   |   share: 48         Has self-isolation had a positive effect on your life? Stories from others to the left, your stories to the right source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 25   Thu April 02, 2020       Saints get first draft pick source: espn.com   |   share: 9   Wed April 01, 2020       The corona hits Japan's department stores like a hungry and pissed-off kaiju source: reuters.com   |   share: 2         Tobacco company hoping to smoke the coronavirus away source: theguardian.com   |   share: 8   Tue March 31, 2020       The Fed just accidentally the whole housing market, is this bad? source: ccn.com   |   share: 227         Spiffy: Prince William wants to return to piloting an air ambulance to "do his bit" in the fight against coronavirus. Fark: With Charles in recovery, Andrew a pariah, and Harry and Meghan off to Hollywood, he has to stay a "Senior Working Royal" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 69         NYC man arrested for running a speakeasy. This is not a repeat from 1920 source: newsweek.com   |   share: 26   Mon March 30, 2020       Imperial blood defeats foreign virus. Bonus buried lede: the UK self-isolates for 7 days not 14 source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 24         You heard his song playin' there from the record machine. And now you know that he died from COVID-19. Put another dime in the jukebox for Alan Merrill source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 16   Sun March 29, 2020       Brooke Shields inconsolable source: cnn.com   |   share: 86   Fri March 27, 2020 (Some Rammstein singer)       Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt und jetzt habe ich 'nen Infekt source: kxan36news.com   |   share: 37         Making pandemic isolation a bit more bearable, London's National Theatre plans free streaming broadcasts of plays on Thursdays, starting April 2 source: timeout.com   |   share: 8   Thu March 26, 2020       You know how that one annoying coworker doesn't know how "reply all" works? This is a similar type of email snafu, except people will die source: news.trust.org   |   share: 47         Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she needs a fresh coat of paint source: consequenceofsound.net   |   share: 10         Hertz is giving NYC health-care workers free car rentals to help them avoid public transit source: cnet.com   |   share: 9         Dammit will someone PLEASE step up and take one for the world team, there's a Playboy star now trapped in coronavirus lockdown in London who needs a 'sexual partner' to kill time with (NSFW) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 123         Buy Mortimer, Buy source: bbc.com   |   share: 7         Next up on the Apocalypse checklist: One World Government source: theguardian.com   |   share: 63   Wed March 25, 2020       🎵Bob the Builder, can we fix it? Bob the Builder, no he's dead🎵 source: yahoo.com   |   share: 14   Tue March 24, 2020 (Some Garfield)       Since the news keeps getting worse why not break it to you all that they are not, in fact, making a giant lasagna in Wembley Stadium source: thecomeback.com   |   share: 8         Labbatt Breweries joins fight against COVID by retooling their facilities to make piss flavored hand sanitizer source: cbc.ca   |   share: 12   Mon March 23, 2020       Will Trump declare Marsha Marsha Marshall law? Will he devolve into a more incoherent rambling nitwit than yesterday? Will any of us have livers left? Here's your official President Wartime Coronivirus Slayer Presser thread. 5:30PM ET start (maybe) source: c-span.org   |   share: 1417         Photos of world monuments during the time of Covid-19 source: apnews.com   |   share: 36         Here's a good idea, people. When only people who have to are travelling in and around your city, cut the number of tube trains so they stay just as crowded as ever source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 31         Mike Rowe reminds us about Safety 3rd source: mikerowe.com   |   share: 29         Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer" source: pagesix.com   |   share: 68         The embarrassing hazards of online teaching and work videoconferencing in the Coronavirus pandemic source: nypost.com   |   share: 60   Fri March 20, 2020       Bitcoin price rockets 23% as investors look for new safe haven. Dogecoin overlooked once again source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 12   Thu March 19, 2020       BREAKING: London's water pipes (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 21         Gasoline prices falling nationwide, with Californians eagerly awaiting news that the Carson refinery was shut down again source: ktla.com   |   share: 12         Zero. Point. Almost zero source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 7   Wed March 18, 2020       When the going gets tough, the tough hole up inside their castle if they have one source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 51         BrewDog to begin shifting production to make hand sanitizer, which is good news for two reasons as it means there will be both more hand sanitizer and less BrewDog in the world source: theguardian.com   |   share: 6         Sophie Trudeau gave Idris Elba COVID-19 source: pagesix.com   |   share: 39         "I'm a Doctor in Britain. We're Heading Into the Abyss." And that's before you get stuck in the waiting room for 3 hours source: nytimes.com   |   share: 43         Artists use make-up to protest against facial recognition cameras. Looks like they used Homer Simpson's make-up gun to apply it source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 20         Let's take a look at some of the places affected by COVID-19. Bonus: Farker's friend has photo in slideshow source: msn.com   |   share: 10   Tue March 17, 2020       The Church of England suspends public worship over coronavirus. Where is your God now, UK? No, seriously source: reuters.com   |   share: 25         Direct from the Old Bailey in London .... Manchester Arena bomber's brother found guilty of mass murder source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 18         You won't have to worry about crowds at Nordstrom source: cnbc.com   |   share: 1         Amazon stops selling copies of nazi Twilight source: theguardian.com   |   share: 16   Mon March 16, 2020       Mayor London Breed orders San Franciscans to stay inside except for essential needs such as medical visits, grocery shopping, and sidewalk defecation source: sfgate.com   |   share: 43         For your viewing pleasure while quarantined, a bunch of cinematic "The End Is Nigh" signs source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 42         And we shall beat swords to ploughshares, V-8s into ventilators source: reuters.com   |   share: 13

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