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Fri April 20, 2018
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London's skyline to be transformed into Manhattan with a record 510 skyscrapers bering planned
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK opens one investigation? Two investigations? Three? Seven investigations into Russia?? Da. Da. Da
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A man with three faces
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed publishes a leaked archive it obtained of NYPD disciplinary records for the last 5 years. In other news the disciplinary records of NYPD cops are secret under state law
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Mon April 16, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
While the title has been decided, the relegation battles have not. The Hammers look to keep themselves afloat at the expense of Stoke City. Kickoff from London Stadium is at 3:00 pm EDT. This is your EPL MNF Discussion Thread
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video
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Sat April 14, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Troy Police Dept. welcomes the first member of its new Feline Unit. The new officer will be named via a contest with kids at Troy Public Schools, with Twitter users voting on the 4 finalists. Stay tuned for the 'Catty McCatface' thread on Caturday
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Germany told to prep for "hard Brexit" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Town elders from "Footloose" reappear in NYC suburbs, saying ain't no way them lewd and sinful arcades will set up shop in their town, nosirreebob
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer now in charge of the London Stock Exchange. Joey Tribbiani still hoping for that one big break
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London man breaks the law by advertising his sausage by the inch when he should have been using millimeters... Probably false advertising
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Five arrested after throwing Easter rave in abandoned Toys R Us, which surprisingly isn't the plot to the next Seth Rogen movie
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK takeover panel rules the Disney-Borg must assimilate all or none of Sky
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Mon April 09, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been fifteen years since the release of "Get Rich or Die Trying," so naturally Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson thinks a nostalgia tour is in order
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying U.S. stock market, Trump's new sanctions cause Russian stock market collapse and turns ruble into rubble
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Some Inthane Guy)
 
 
 
Thane man robbed of $1,200 in phishing scandal linked to his bank card. Such is life for a Thane man in an insane world
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poisoned Ex-Russian spy Sergei Skripal is responding well to treatment and no longer in critical condition, according to his doctors, who have hopefully moved him to a private room, inside a bunker, surrounded by a squadron of elite SAS guards
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Moody's rates Barclay's as just barely better than junk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials to the rescue?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Most-swiped Tinder girl looks like one of The Sims
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
In other news, Prince Philip is becoming more Cyborg than Time Lord
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
London restaurant serves 12-foot long noodles. Do not order on a first date
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iraq combat veteran invents all-terrain "tank chair" for his paralyzed wife
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're more likely to be murdered in London than New York City these days
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police seize narcotics haul valued at £1,300,000--all of which belonged to three pensioners
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia decides using nerve gas on random Brits is too subtle, moves to plan B: Running them over with planes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
London based KGB defector Boris Karpichkov claims that he was warned in February 2018 of a Putin approved hit list containing the names of nerve agent victim Sergei Skripal, Christopher Steele, and American expatriate Bill Browder
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
NYPD: While we've stopped making officer discipline records public, we're just correcting a 40-year old mistake and also, didn't change anything because it was always this way. This press conference is starting. Hello. Good morning
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed -- and judging by general interest in chess, you haven't -- an American just won the right to challenge for the World Championship for the first time since 1972*
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica whistleblower has pink hair, also claims previous whistleblower was poisoned, has big clangers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
London's mayor wants an NFL team and the Super Bowl. Wonder which team is for sale right now?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
First direct flight from Australia to London touches down, almost overcomes language barrier
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Millennials now think overpriced mashed avocados on toast is so yesterday, pineapples are now today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The greatest thing since sliced bread... sliced ketchup?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment
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Thu March 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I just broke up with my ex and burned everything that reminded me of her. Long story short, if you've never been to the Metro Hotel in Dublin it's too late now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica HQ's in London evacuated after suspicious package is found. Authorities are now checking to see if recent mailings from the White House has anything to do with it
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Wed March 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle to receive first wax job prior to Harry wedding
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU finally CRUMBLES under British negotiating pressure: Britain will now be allowed to negotiate its own deals *squints* after it leaves the EU, giving it *adjusts glasses* one full year to replace *glances off-camera* 750 different trade deals
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New Instagram account shows people missing their trains by seconds
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Sun March 18, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica scrambling to prevent airing of documentary where employee spills the beans on its deceptive data-gathering practices which helped the Trump and Brexit campaigns. Bonus: the employee is their CEO
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Sat March 17, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: UFC Fight Night 127 from London, England - Werdum vs Volkov, Prelims at 2pm/11am ET/PT, Main card at 5pm/2pm ET/PT
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney spotted riding the Tube in London. GASP: In the second class carriage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London tourism is dropping as visitors are finding out you have to spend like a drunken royal to afford the place
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russia retaliates by expelling Britain's diplomatic team, then issues a warning hearkening back to the Cold War (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Unilever, Britain's third largest company, curiously forgets that Brexit is meant to be about a glorious departure from the EU; announces it's moving its HQ from London to Rotterdam instead
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton stumbles during her performance in India. Still scores well, though the Russian judge docked her for not sticking the landing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're getting tired of following your wife through London's museums all day, why not wander outside for some fresh air like this fellow once did--and wound up on the cover of "Abbey Road"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London's roughest McDonald's' tries to cut down on anti-social behavior by: A) Hiring more security, B) Closing earlier, or C) Turning off the free WiFi and playing classical music
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May vows to embarrass Putin for poisoning a spy on her watch. Just make him wear that Guinan hat (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Police officer of the year negligently fires his gun while in a school. This of course would never happen if trained teachers were armed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another dead Putin critic found in the UK
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam released their debut album Ten in 1991. It is now 27 years later and they just announced a new album. Submitter feels old. Make him feel older by telling him where you were 27 years ago
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trying to get past the prequels and romantic troubles, Ewan McGregor IS "Christopher Robin" in Disney's urban-London reimagining of Winnie the Pooh. Instead of playing opposite CGI Gungans, he plays opposite CGI teddy bears. Big difference
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, Nick is not entirely human," said Gaiman. Nick Offerman joins cast of 'Good Omens'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising award for a police department goes to...
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago scientist moonlights as a London fashion model
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're disqualified, you're disqualified, and you're disqualified. EVERYONE is disqualified, let's head to DQ City
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners vs Citeh. The rematch. Can North London rebound after their defeat on Sunday in the league cup final? The last game of the EPL game week kicks off at 3:45 Eastern
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Wed February 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Harvey Weinstein investigation in Great Britian has gotten so big that police have given it its own name- Operation Kaguyak
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Suffragetto - The 1908 board game that brings the excitement of street battles between Suffragettes and London police into one's own parlour
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Mon February 26, 2018
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Potholes, you say? Your road has potholes? I'll show you potholes. Bonus: We may now know what happened to Scotty
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Today would have been Johnny Cash's 86th birthday. To celebrate, here's a video of him jamming with Eric Clapton and Carl Perkins in 1970
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the best-selling recording artist of 2017 is... oh, farking hell. Stop the planet and let me off, already
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Sun February 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Mullet's not a hairstyle, it's a lifestyle'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Pilgrim to face off against Obi-Wan Kenobi in upcoming sequel
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Wed February 21, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
There's dumb, and then there's "calling the police because KFC has run out of chicken" dumb
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Comedienne who does an act about the importance of freedom of speech is being sued by her ex-husband who is seeking an injunction forbidding her from talking about him during her act
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, they aren't the same person?
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig is ready for Madame Tussauds
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Mon February 19, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wait. Can Noel Gallagher survive in direct sunlight?
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Sat February 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Hawaiian man was killed by local police toda... wait this was in London? Guess it's just a £280 fine
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After Brexit, who will run Britain's trains?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's glorious Brexit day will now be happening 3 months early. Or possibly 20 months late. Or on schedule. Or not at all. The only certainty is that Brexit means Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A student managed to snag a photograph of a single trapped atom, giving one of the most stunning scientific photos ever
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the North London Derby at Wembley at 7:30 am PST, followed by Stoke & Brighton at 10 on CNBC, and Citeh & Leicester at 12:30 pm. On Sunday, Terriers & Cherries begin the action at 6:30 a.m. This is your WEEKEND EPL DISCUSSION THREAD
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage opens his mouth and words come out. At least the photographer looks like he had a fun time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
WWII bomb discovered near London City Airport, all flights cancelled
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Sun February 11, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
...and the hopes of tens of fans were cruelly dashed
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Sat February 10, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Traffic lights go out across NYC in citywide malfunction. Good thing New Yorkers ignore them anyway
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Here is your official 2018 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony Thread direct from Pong...Pyon....Pen....South Korea. 8pm ET on NBC
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Thu February 08, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
91-year-old woman boards the train at Norfolk, looks vaguely familiar
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Wed February 07, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the Season 2 Jessica Jones trailer. Some NSFW language and -- oh, holy shirt ... is that Killgrave at the end?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
For the white trash in all of us: McDonald's offers up three course meal for Valentine's Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London calling, at the top of the dial. It's International Clash Day
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Assangehog saw his warrant upheld, which means 6 more weeks of hiding in the embassy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That terrorist attack on a London pub was actually teenagers throwing in fireworks. Admittedly, all teenagers are terrorists in one way or another
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron vows to thwart Brexit defence deal in an effort to keep the EU whole (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Bank robber who left copy of drivers license at scene looks exactly like Non from Superman 2. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rather than escaping from burdensome EU bureaucracy, regulation costs for Britain will double to £240 billion annually after Brexit. My, what a well thought through cunning plan Brexit is proving to be (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A miniature giraffe or two in your palatial home is one thing, but when you're parading a herd up and down the streets of London, well, Boris, You're asking for trouble. That's just gauche
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Fri February 02, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Serial plane stowaway has bizarre outburst in court
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Stupid, arrogant' cyclist (I know, redundant) shouts at train driver after he ignores barriers to stop
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Driver gets rear ended in hit and run. Gives chase. Rolls car. Fark: Continues chase
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's 'Musician your parents loved who's doing a farewell tour' is: (spins wheel) Paul Simon
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Mon January 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Female Trump supporters on affair allegations: Everyone deserves to be forgiven, but also she's not credible, but also it happened a long time ago
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If the UK doesn't get that Brexit deal, it's gonna collapse so bad even Nigel Farage will be eating crow, assuming he can afford it (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump constantly--.I DO NOT-- interrupts--THIS WHOLE RUSSIAN THING IS FAKE NEWS--Theresa May during phone--DID YOU SEE MY NEW PHONE? IT HAS A TWITTER BUTTON--conversations
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trumperdink demanded that Theresa May get the British press to stop making fun of him. May reportedly demanded that he give them less material to work with
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
King's Cross station evacuated due to unknown threat. No word if it's coming from Platform 9 3/4 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 22, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mike Joyce, Andy Rourke, and not Johnny Marr will go on a reunion tour as "Classicly Smiths"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tillerson visits shiathole London embassy
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(Independent)
 
 
 
18 giant infrastructure projects that could impact the world. For example, a giant mall nine times bigger than the Mall of America
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Police had a sign there was a drunk driver
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No real person would be good enough to date one of Obama's daughters. So Malia found a loophole. She is now dating Harry Potter
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Educate an Englishman: Does the President of the USA (e.g. predisent D2S) *have* to travel everywhere with Secret Service protection?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with Chelsea in Brighton at 7:30 a.m. EST. For the main batch, it's a London Derby or ManUtd at Burnley. At 12:30, Newcastle are at City. On Sunday, Spurs at Saints at 11 a.m. This is your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread
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Sat January 20, 2018
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"Serial Stowaway" is at again but this time doesn't make it far... only from Chicago to London. TSA response: "I'm helping"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Being drunk, dicking around in the cockpit, and getting arrested is no way to fly a plane, son
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Fri January 19, 2018
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Swedish government sends its citizens a public information manual on preparations for war with Russia, cyber attacks, global warming, da chickey chickey
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
A wolf is on the loose near London after escaping its sanctuary. Sources cited by Fark say it sneakily wore a sheepskin jacket to trick the people on the gate
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Wed January 17, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hey, Tom Cruise, it's time to face reality: Action pictures are a risky business
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Famous Bayeux Tapestry 'to be loaned to Britain for first time' from France to show Brits how they got their arses handed to them by the Normans after the Battle of Hastings in 1066
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Juncker tries to seduce the UK back to the EU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan does its best Hawaiian impression, issues ballistic missile alert
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Sat January 13, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doreen joins Annette, Jimmy and Roy in the big Mickey Mouse clubhouse
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
We know the Jaguars volunteer, but here's why the Raiders give up a home game every year to play internationally
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sadiq Khan to Trump:"Bwraaaaaaaawk Buck Buck Buck"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II says that the crown could break your bloody neck. If that doesn't work, she could also stab you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton apologizes for racist comments he made decades ago. Aww, come on; they couldn't have been that bad. *reads article* OH LAWD
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(Time)
 
 
 
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, what did you do with your pussy hat?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump cancels his trip to the UK and blames it on Obama, because of course he does
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brits rank sports from most boring to most exciting, consider NFL football a snoozer on par with cricket and golf. Give them a good tennis match or track-and-field meet, though, and they go berserk
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Julian Assange has been hiding in an Ecuadorian embassy for so long he's been granted citizenship
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NFL announces London regular season schedule. Wembley to be renamed Battery Park October 21
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And Raiders fans were worried they only had 16 home games left before relocation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II's official bra-fitter loses her "Royal Warrant" after publishing a book about her work. There. now try to get THAT image out of your head for the rest of the day
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Casinos have really, REALLY good cameras. If you're going to rob one, at least wear a disguise or something (with REALLY good suspect pic)
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Wed January 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police Unions are in favor of body cams, as long as no one actually gets to see the footage
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Tue January 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When applying for a job with a police department, your chances of getting hired would be much better if you didn't just rob a bank
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(Wired)
 
 
 
A wearable breast pump, the first wave of augmented reality glasses, and an adapter to get Alexa in your car are some of the cooler things from CES 2018. Counterpoint: the $16,000 laundry folding machine
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UK will finally get to experience Trump up close and personal
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
No Pants Day 2018 - London tube style
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ingredients: enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, palm oil, sugar, artificial flavor, color, sugar, yeast, pieces of plastic that fell into the production line, salt, malted barley ... wait, what?
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Fri January 05, 2018
(TheStrad)
 
 
 
Alitalia: when you said "be extra careful with this 330-year-old viola da gamba" we thought you meant "run it over with a car"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember Philip Morris International's New Year's resolution to give up cigarettes? Apparently they're not exactly going cold turkey
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not surprising: Jeff Lynne of ELO sums up his life in songs he wrote or produced. Surprising: He has never seen Xanadu - the movie he wrote half the soundtrack for - and never will
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some days you feel like a superhero, then there are days when you try to hurdle the gates in the London Underground and get your penis stuck in the barriers
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Thanks for helping to save people during the terrorist attack in London. For your trouble, here's a £270 bill for running a red light while you were fleeing for your life"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The EPL week festivities conclude with a North/South London derby between a resurgent Crystal Palace, having gone 5 matches without a loss, and a Giroud-less Arsenal looking to stay in the hunt for the top 4. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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Wed December 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, celebrities pay taxes. Lindsay Lohan owes over $100,000 in them
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. economy to play second fiddle to China by 2032. Get ready to welcome your new Asian overlords
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Mon December 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope calls for peace in the Middle East. This is not a repeat since the first Christmas
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NYPD set a record in 2017 by shooting the lowest number of people in the department's history
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Sat December 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cyclist paints 80 mile virtual snowman using GPS. Farkers immediately leap onto bikes, look for routes that look vaguely like amusing body parts
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you found a stray Aardvark wandering the street, the Llondon Zzoo would like it back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We visit the London Underground or Tube, as the natives call it, on the next episode of "Ow, my balls"
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
During the trial of a man accused of groping a woman at a Christmas party, a judge has to ask what "Thot" means. Apparently, he isn't familiar with the ranks held by members of the Breen in the Star Trek universe
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