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Mon February 06, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Gabriel + Eno = not a headline from 1974
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some places that are best to visit in the winter months? Difficulty: no ski resorts
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Punt Returners?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What would you do if your luggage didn't fly with you on a trip and after 13 days of complaining, the airline has seemingly done nothing about it? If you're this professional poker player, you call out the airline during a televised tournament
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Fri February 03, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
63 floor luxury condo in Miami will feature a car elevator to let people park beside their units. Building to open in 2025, burn down in 2026 when someone's Tesla batteries cook off on the 31st floor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Residents living in luxury flats neighboring the Tate Modern extension have sued and won a case where they say the viewing platform that looks directly into their windows breaches their human rights and created a state of near constant surveillance
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Squid Game turns out to be inhumane
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Beefeaters seen dusting off the gallows at the Tower of London as man pleads guilty to treason after being caught at Windsor Castle with a crossbow, telling police officers he was there 'to Kill the Queen'. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool: Tennessee introduces bill to make Super Bowl Monday a state holiday. Mega Cool: by dumping Columbus Day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shell reports record profits of $40B for last year. Oh, and they also polluted the entire of country of Nigeria and plan to give them nothing to clean up
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Now is not the best time to fly to Moscow, buy a cow, name it Doctor Cow, and parade it down Red Square while yelling "animals are not food"
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
British commoners are revolting. Also, they're on strike
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Beware SpongeBob SquarePants and friends, there's a 'satanic' sea monster lurking about in the depths that 'has sex like a vampire' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I talk my wife into a threesome? I've found the perfect third party" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chippie becomes UK-famous for selling £40 box of "The Codfather" - 18lb worth of fish and chips. That's 8kg of food in non-English weight
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Tue January 31, 2023
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1606, Guy Fawkes took a "You can't fire me, I quit" approach to his pending execution
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(Public Domain Review)
 
 
 
"Sketches in Bedlam; or Characteristic traits of insanity" available online in 366 slides or the Fark Politics tab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, there has been about a 60% decline in the market for Giacometti's chandeliers since 2018. However, this one may still give a decent return to the guy who spent $309 on it originally
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
France and Australia to supply Russia with several thousand 155mm artillery shells. They'll be sent via Ukraine, and arrive a few at a time
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Bo Diddley once said he practiced every single day looking for the "wow" - that one lick, one riff, one melody that made him go "wow". This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club we're looking for the "wow" songs
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney nearly hit by a car on famous Abbey Road crosswalk. This is why we don't do it in the road, Paul
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Noflybe
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 29, is doctrinaire, as in: The dermatogolist was an expert on leg hair removal, so we called him Doctrinaire
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I want a girlfriend, but dating apps never work for me. What do?" For once, the reply is spot on (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Historic church destroyed by act of God
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Mummy & Mummy II double-feature turns into triple-feature with a guest appearance by Rick O'Connell himself. Bonus: He's even wearing the costume
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My friend has become clingy, jealous, and obsessed. How do I cut her off?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London law firm changes dress code to 'wildly fabulous and express yourselves to the full'
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amateur photographer Sir Paul McCartney rediscovers hundreds of long-lost photos from his collection, dating from 1963-64 when he was messing around in some rock band and wanted to capture the moments with his mates
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amazon workers: "The robots in the Amazon warehouses are treated better than we are"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Another Yardbird falls from the tree of life: Founding guitarist of the rock group, Anthony "Top" Topham passes away two weeks after his fellow Yardbird, Jeff Beck
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Gas Pump Razor Blades is the name of my Nine Inch Nails tribute band
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney+ renews second season of Extraordinary before first season even launches in move called a "reverse Netflix"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
King Charles's real estate company is among those suing Elmo for nonpayment of rent
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Britain's National Health Service is falling apart. Red Brexit bus unnavailable for comment
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Mon January 23, 2023
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday night Footie in the EPL has Fulham and Tottenham in a North-West London Derby. Fulham could leapfrog Spurs, while Spurs need to stay close to the top four. On USA @ 3:00 pm ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"There's no spark with my wife anymore, but when I interact with women online my loins tingle. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dr Martens has shot itself in the foot
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband sleeps in the spare bedroom and doesn't want to have sex ever. What. Do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malpractice suit costs hospital two arms and two legs
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Fri January 20, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists unsure why English crabs are dying, rule out pollution and combs with crooked teeth
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elvis has left the bus (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I landed my dream job and i really love it, but I am pondering leaving it because I am sleeping with my boss and don't know how else to return to normal. Can I keep my job without the sex?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 19, 2023
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
In 2023, Chiefs & Pats will play in Germany, while Bills, Titans, & Jags will play in London. Bears & Texans will continue to play in Competently
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK inflation drops to 10.5%... drops to. Wow, they're proper farked, ain't they?
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award
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Mon January 16, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm unable to stop sleeping with my married Pilates teacher, but we're both women so it's not that bad, is it?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I online date?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Delta and American Airlines call off their unplanned merger
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'd like to take steroids to get bigger than my brother in order to get revenge. Good idea or greatest idea?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"We had a threesome, and it has continued. My partner wants the third person move in so we can become a throuple. Is this a bad idea?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Yellow snow warning for London
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bullet grazes man's head, kills power to 8,000, provides lesson in bullet control and choosing backstops
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Derby Weekend continues in the EPL Chelsea and Crystal Palace starts us off at 9:00 am ET, Newcastle- Fulham (which really isn't a derby) and the North London Derby Spurs - Arsenal, table position doesn't mean much with this one. On USA/Peacock
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Fri January 13, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend told me she was all out of love with me, but I'm so lost without her. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An aggressive cancer has danced its way into Michael Flatley. Doctors are trying to end the production
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Thu January 12, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Our granddaughter can't keep a steady job and expects us to keep footing the bill but we don't want to anymore. How do we cut her off?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 11, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I tracked down my daughter's teacher on social media and she's ignoring me. Why is that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Have you seen all those stories about how nobody's buying Prince Harry's new book? Yeah, about that
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Tue January 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite the cuisine Italians are finding life in London to be a spicy meatball
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Qatar hopes Spuds are on the sportswashing menu
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Videos show multi-colored streetlight flying over homes across the UK then burning up in the sky. Also shows streetlights that have already landed on the ground
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Nuclear Assault disarmed
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Mon January 09, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The FA Cup third round wraps up with the Mighty Oxford United playing some club from London, Arsenal someone. Will they advance or can the Gunners win on the road? At 3:00 pm on ESPN+
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend lives with his ex and gets mad when I ask him when he's going to move. Am I being shucked like side corn?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Sun Chronicle)
 
 
 
A cat was denied a purrfect opportunity to run for mayor of a Massachusetts town mainly because he was not a registered voter and also under 18 years old
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Heirs demand iconic "Sunflowers" painting be returned from Japan, file lawsuit in Illinois, claim Nazis illegally forced their ancestor to sell it off in 1934. This is one Van Gogh suit that deserves a hearing
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Fri January 06, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LGBT+ finally counts in the UK
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese players potted from top snooker tournament. Wanna throw a few bets why?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover wants to have a baby with me, but his wife is currently pregnant. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Variety)
 
 
 
Woe to you, o'er Earth and Sea. For the Devil sends the mail with wrath because he knows the time is short
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Police have a trolley problem. Chidi Anagonye seen agonizing over whether to comment or not
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
2022 was warmest year ever in the UK. Horrible for everything, great for Guinness
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Wed January 04, 2023
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League Wed starts at 2:30 pm ET with a relegation battle, Saints v Forest. Leeds and West Ham meet in an almost relegation fight, while Wolves travel to Aston Villa. MOTD Crystal Palace and Spurs in yet another London Derby. On Peacock/USA
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Finally: a useful field guide to properly identify fellow farkers
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Tue January 03, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The day our pipes burst, my boyfriend left me at home and went on an all-day bender. Why would he do that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man who moved near train tracks complains to train companies about train noises
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Thousands" of fans sign petition demanding that Netflix renew "1899" after cancellation announced; some of them are alleged to not be related to any of the cast
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Mon January 02, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to end my new relationship after my ex threatened us both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nothing unusual when man shows up at petrol station to fill his tank like most... except he actually pulls up IN his tank and drops £610 to fill it
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Another New Year's resolution that will be broken: Europe's Extinction Rebellion say they will 'shift away from public disruption' with their protests
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Sat December 31, 2022
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"I wanted him to have a positive view of police officers and not all the negativity that he sees on TV," Jackson said..."When I got here my son was handcuffed on the ground right behind where that fence is opened"
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Fri December 30, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Premier League has West Ham hosting Brentford in your nigh weekly London Derby, while Liverpool and Leicester try to improve their standing at the end of 2022. On USA /Peacock @2:45 pm ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I cheated on my wife and I'm obsessed with digging up dirt on her to use if she finds out. You got any?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
James Corden auditioned for 'Lord of the Rings' and like everything else James Corden has ever done, it was 'not good'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Punk is now out of fashion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cabbage futures up as European natural gas prices return to pre-Ukraine war levels
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
"My ex told me I was packing a lil' smokey and not a bun-length bratwurst, so I have been afraid to have sex because I won't measure up. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tree surgeon cuts down tree to bring light to a house, brings back Jesus Christ instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Burna Boy opens up about his connection to his fans, what it means to be a Nigerian rapper, and, presumably, shaving
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
6% of nothing is still something, right? Right?
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Wed December 28, 2022
(London Review of Books)
 
 
 
"The annexation of Britain ... was in great part an imperial vanity project. An accountant would have stopped the Roman Empire at the Channel"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Jellyfish invade Olympia. Cthulhu waits patiently
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Will TFG try to claim a pocket veto? He's so nuts, who knows?
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Sun December 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
🎶 it was Christmas Eve, babe, in the warm bank 🎶
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Losing darts ace bows out classy, tosses a no-look 180 with final throw (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention city-dwellers. You shouldn't live in a city unless you really, really want to be there. And you need to be willing to show that you are. So start acting grateful, or GTFO
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Fri December 23, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew lands on his keister after King Charles throws him out of Buckingham Palace for Epstein sex scandal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(DW)
 
 
 
Scotland passes law that allows its citizens to identify what is under their kilts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's accusation of what you're doing wrong: cheers-ing, because (*consults notes*) you're not doing it like the Royal Family (*stopped reading there*)
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now is the winter of our blurst of times?
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Mon December 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope Francis orders the Vatican's collections of sculptures taken from the Parthenon to be returned to Greece. No comment from British Museum or Lord Elgin's Ghost
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Asylum seekers deported to Rwanda, say they're not from there (and they are right)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Holiday advice for those smart enough not to drive plus 4 more ways to enjoy it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My gambling problems are out of control and are going to ruin Christmas. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently, we've been making prawn cocktails all wrong. No, the advice is not adding a little umbrella (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 18, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Maybe news: Car thieves snatch vehicle in warm up theft. News: They come back less than an hour later to steal the second car. Fark: The police knew they were coming back and did nothing. Tag is for London Police Services
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Sat December 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure, let's play with fireworks next to a dead, desiccated tree. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
King Charles takes bold step to cement his popularity amongst his thirsty subjects (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet to fat-shamers: Fark you and the door you floated in on
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Use your turkey drippings for a transatlantic flight
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I keep trying to stop having sex with my married boss and I worry I might have a problem. What do? Besides keep sleeping with my boss, of course. Can't stop that" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
George Costanza is alive and well and living in London
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex won't let me discipline our son for hitting his sister. What is up with that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police officers in London reported to bosses for gross dereliction of duty ...for having a snowball fight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jazzy ran away from her Texas home after being frightened by fireworks, Seven years later she was found abandoned in a Florida hotel room. No one knows how she ended up there, but she was reunited with her family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Getty Images has been a front for Shinra all this time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Keep calm and pray you still have a retirement fund
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(AOL)
 
 
 
British royals told to keep away from Russian embassy, possibly because centuries of inbreeding means they also have to be told not to stick their hands in fan blades or attempt to gargle the Queen's Corgis
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Mon December 12, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia thief has brass.... stole brass railing from outside City Hall
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Microsoft is buying a part of London's stock exchange. Could be renamed Softfootsie if it buys more
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Dogs catch parked car and treat it like a snack. Your dog wants steak
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Sun December 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Libyan man suspected of making the bomb that destroyed a Farker's plane over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988 is in U.S. custody after being tracked down driving a van in a mall parking lot
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Sat December 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
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Fri December 09, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex has a new girlfriend, but I'm still having sex with him. What do we have?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit benefits aren't just limited to blue passports and happy British fish; banks are now free to crash the economy again
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
London has activated its severe weather emergency protocol as temperatures are expected to drop to as low as -3C during the week, or 26F reedom units
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My father put me in the will and left my siblings out; now they won't speak to me and I can't figure out what. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs plans to invest in crypto in wake of FTX's implosion because if anyone knows about collapsing financial markets it's Goldman Sachs
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The woman who runs the corner store I frequent has invited me to her holiday cottage for a sex romp but I'm married. What do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Boss learns a very special, costly lesson about being homophobic to an employee
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis police chief concerned at only getting an $8 Million budget increase instead of $9M, says they spend that much on bullets for a typical minority traffic stop
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels sprouts revenge plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CEO of Barclays Bank reports he has cancer, record profits
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(Dull Men's Club)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the man who named the clouds
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia man wanted for assault with a deadly weapon for shooting Metrobus. The bus is expected to survive
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London cats begin strateegerizing as this year's Christmas tree arrives in Trafalgar Square
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rolls-Royce successfully tests hydrogen-powered jet engine so quietly and smoothly not even the clocks knew it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I broke my husband's heart when I cheated on him. Now, he's moved on and I can't stand it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait - Russia is planning for the "long term?" Those words. Subby does not think they mean what you think they mean
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Sat November 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After all the craziness on Black Friday will there be more in college basketball on Saturday? Only ranked matchups are Kent State-Houston, UTRGV-Texas, and Iowa-TCU, but there's a lot more when it starts at 9:30 AM ET with Manhattan-Army in London
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Fri November 25, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1952, Agatha Christie built a better Mousetrap and the world continues to beat a path to the door
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Hooters girls in London called "tacky" and "awkward" for performing in an American accent, people of London unaware the point of Hooters is to be tacky and awkward while eating terrible overpriced food
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(Some USA Food Guy)
 
 
 
What would you stock in a London supermarket for American expats?
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you live in the UK, today you'll find out if you were one of 70,000 people involved in the country's biggest scam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frame Afflicted, Found Out
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Some Sugarcube Guy)
 
 
 
Happy björthday Björk. You just read this using sonic scales you never thought existed
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Parents slammed for giving daughter a fake name
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Outlaw street artist accuses fashion brand of behaving like outlaws
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Florence Welch breaks foot on stage. This is a repeat from 2015
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wikipedia vandals, for more than a decade, most of the world thought a Scot named Alex MacMasters invented the electric toaster. Now that this hoax has been revealed, Elon will finally get the recognition he deserves
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
Watertown NY mayor has plan to freeze homeless people
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain plans to be beachfront property in 80 years
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I started a new job and totally feel like an outsider and intruder. Other than buying camaraderie with lunch, how can I be part of a team?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Convention Organizer: Yes, we're going to have a Star Trek convention in Seattle on Memorial Day of 2023. Also Convention Organizer: Um, yeah, about that
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says he would rather pay strangers for sex than have sex with me. Should I start to charge him?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thor visits London
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Bugger you, pay me. In dollars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
UK inflation keeps calm, carries on at 41-year high of 11.1%
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Sun November 13, 2022
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Irish anti-corruption cop corrupts the Dublin marathon by riding the tram to the finish line
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I get my girlfriend and my son back after my hubris cost me both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A blind woman was forced to leave her Premier Inn hotel room in London in the night, because staff allegedly accused her of lying about her guide dog. Well in the hotel's defense, the dog could see
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband won't agree to take time out of his work schedule to follow my cycles and won't give me a baby. I have a colleague who is very taken with me; can I just secretly have his child?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
Meta extends woman's maternity leave indefinitely
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russ knows how to cook without a recipe card
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Richie Sambora that silence is golden
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Wed November 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Theatergoer perma-banned from London's Royal for booing and heckling an actor making his debut. Farking hell: a CHILD actor
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK: Let us into the Horizon Europe program as was agreed in the TCA or we'll go it alone, with bonus "Europe needs us more than we need them when it comes to science." EU: The TCA is predicated on the acceptance of the Northern Ireland protocol (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman attempting to save birds by A: Donating to Audubon society? B: Urging cat owners to keep them inside? or C: Wandering around London wearing only body paint?
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brexit Britain is broken, and the people are revolting. The latter is not just subby's opinion
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
UK High Court grants injunction that will stop protesters disrupting the traffic flow of the M25 around London, including scaling the Queen Elizabeth Bridge and camping out in hammocks. Because we're sure they asked permission last time
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League Sunday at 7 AM ET it's a London Derby with Chelsea trying to keep Arsenal from no. At 10 AM, another Derby with West Ham - Palace, Villa face Man. U, and Saints host Newcastle. The late game has Spurs and Liverpool. On USA/Peacock
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Fri November 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What Bank of England says: "Sell your stocks because we're going to crush them." What traders hear: "BUY BUY BUY"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned about how much I love wearing my girlfriend's stewardess uniform?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My weed addiction is taking over my life and I am really anxious about it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 02, 2022
(ITV)
 
 
 
And now for the weather: Windy with a chance of giant baubles
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Mon October 31, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
How should I disguise my slightly illegal cannabis grinder? Hmmm... how about as a grenade. Yes. And I'll just leave it on the platform at one of the country's busiest train stations. Yes, that's a plan
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend sexts other women while we're in bed?: (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman not only breaks the glass ceiling she smashes the hell out of it by becoming the UK's first black and blind barrister
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who would want Oasis back together?
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Sunday's NFL action actually starts early with the Denver Broncos-Jacksonville Jaguars matchup in London, kickoff is set for 9:30 AM ET. The bad news is if you live outside of Denver or Jacksonville you can't watch the game unless you have ESPN+/NFL+
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest twist in Brexit clownshoes: companies are not developing or releasing products in the UK because of safety standards differing from the EU's
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Keyshawn Johnson: "People are going to start thinking Russell Wilson is a phony." Farkers are way ahead of you, Keyshawn
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop forced to pull gruesome Halloween display. Maybe a tied-up mannequin covered in a bin bag laying on top of a pool of blood with a large knife beside it was a bit much
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I've never had friends or a girlfriend. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 27, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"After sixteen years, my wife just admitted to cheating on me with my best friend friend. What. Do.?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MyLondon)
 
 
 
Woman wants to ban Halloween decorations not because they are too scary but it confuses her if a toilet is working. No other evidence to go on here
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dark matter found. Still no cure for cancer
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Wed October 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China is operating clandestine police outposts abroad to harass and silence Chinese dissidents, just the way Xi likes it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orwell's classic works have always been published on Substack. Some more published than others
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My adult daughter despises her infant half-brother. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Blood pressure medication is destroying my sex life. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The Protests Will Continue Until Morale Improves: UK edition
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Sat October 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is keeping me a secret because I am 25 years younger. Why is he so ashamed?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's ride....to the injury report
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dead cat bounce gets pounded
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Fallout London mod cuts Zombie Queen Elizabeth II, and her zombie corgis, too
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Wed October 19, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Wed. Premier League: Cherries host the Saints, Liverpool face the Hammers, Bees and Blues in a London Derby, Newcastle vs Everton, and Man United battle Spurs in a top five fight. At 2:30 pm ET on USA/Peacock
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If there's a sure-fire way to get the public on side and support your campaign against Evil Oil™, it's to climb up a massive bridge on the busiest motorway in the UK and force it to close for 24 hours. That'll show 'em
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Over 1,000 Paddington Bears left as tributes for Queen Elizabeth II to be cleaned, donated to children's charity. No word on whether marmalade sandwiches will accompany donations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who was not abducted escapes abductor. Kansas City Police Department isn't on the case
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
The University of Texas is all about that bass as they unveiled the world's largest bass drum at the football game against Iowa State
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Having covid (or covid symptoms) will drive you bonkers. Here comes the science
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wedding crashers. New and more creepy: A 'funeral crasher' who says she's been to send-offs for 200 strangers all around the world
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Russian "provocative" is like the English word "inflammable." What a country
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Festival of Brexit, meant to "showcase what makes our country great today," expected around 66 million visitors in the early weeks only got 24 million, sorry, 0.24 million visitors. A better metaphor for brexit is yet to be found
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I told my wife I would leave her if she went in vacation without me. She jetted off without me, but I'm still here. Should I leave?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Select images from Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest including polar bears home shopping, Copperhead finally defeating Batman and NSFW picture of whales doing like they do on the Discovery channel. Plus a bee orgy
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Charles to be crowned May 6, able to move backward on the checkboard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King Charles III to become King Charles III on May 6th
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia open to talks with West, awaiting serious proposal. "Put down your guns and get the F out of Ukraine right now" is apparently not a serious proposal
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Guess who's coming
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In the 8-bit game "In Liz We Trust," you play as UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, who goes around trying to find Pound coins in the homes of British citizens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon on recession signals: "Very, very serious"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If Green Bay's QB can own the Bears and their fans, I guess Green Bay's fans can own London
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend always goes to his friends when we go out instead of hanging out with me. What's up with that?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers doesn't like it when his teammates say stupid things
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Glasgow pub boss claims King Charles III will be coronated in front of 'fake' Stone of Destiny, says his rule will be a fairy tale fantasy because the real on was stolen in 1950. Because as we all know, coronations aren't legit unless they happen in front of a magical rock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloody hand unable to stop Daniel Jones, nor a teenage Jessica Alba running around in torn lingerie
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Hornsby ended the last episode with Daryl's knife at his throat. Will he see Commonwealth celebrate Founder's Day despite protests and a walker horde? What will Carol and Pamela agree to? Is Oceanside still standing? The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scots Foremaist Minister says she'll haud a referendum oan Scots independence fae th' United Kingdom, whither th' UK Supreme Court says she kin or nae
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers find a way to beat the Bills? Can the Packers stall the Giants in London? Can the Rams batter the Cowboys? All this and more for Week 5 of the NFL season, kickoff is at 9:30 AM on NFL Network
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday Premier League starts at 9:00 am ET with a London Derby West Ham and Fulham and Palace hosting Leeds. 11:30 am MOTD Arsenal aim to go top of the table, will Liverpool find their form and stop them? 2:00 pm has Everton - Man U. On USA/CNBC
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