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Thu December 03, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
🎵O come, all ye faithful, maskless and hypoxic, O come ye, O come ye, to superspreaderdom Come and behold Us Born with no common sense O come, let us adore Death O come, let us adore Death O come, let us adore Death Covidiot herd🎵
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the members of Florida's 1993 Palm Beach town council were very wise men and women and had a lot of foresight
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Project Veritas uncovers evidence that Tucker Carlson is a racist. In other news, the Pope is still Catholic
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Tue December 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Barr says there was no election fraud that would have changed things. Then also adds, "Not the mama"
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dominion Voting to Rudy and the Kraken: Fark around and find out
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some things you need to know before you spread pestilence and disease in Key West this holiday season
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(Vox)
 
 
 
People around the country asked how they were making decisions around wearing masks during Thanksgiving celebrations this year. Of course the stupid is here in all its gobbledygook glory
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You don't need to worry about a Covid bump from Thanksgiving travel. It's the full blown humanitarian crisis it's going to cause that you need to worry about. Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan attorney general considering criminal charges for those state lawmakers and local officials helping Trump overturn the election
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charleston's airport evacuated due to suspicious package. Local officials say it was labeled as barbecue but no mustard could be detected in the sauce
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Tue November 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
We may be in for the long haul here folks, hang in there - election night thread #4
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Mon November 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fourth refrigerated morgue arrives in El Paso where local officials are still battling covidiots in the Texas state government to impose a lockdown
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Tue October 27, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
It was so nice of the coal company to give a $2 million makeover to an abandoned mine. Oh, it was federal, state and local taxes that did it? It was SO nice of the federal, state and local officials to clean up after the coal company
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's dueling Presidential Town Halls time. Instead of a second debate, President Trump and Vice President Biden will have separate Town Halls, at the same time. See first posts for YouTube links (8 PM ET for both)
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants herd immunity; scientists don't want a real-life version of The Stand
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Tue October 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is it safe to commiserate indoors anymore?
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Fri October 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I guess the "Law and Order" President only threatens to go after people below the OK/Not OK line
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five years ago, Trump got a $21 million tax break for promising to preserve more than 150 acres of forest outside his New York mansion. Now that deal is under investigation by 'take down Trump by all means' New York AG Letitia James
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Two more White House residence staffers test positive for COVID. Where could they have gotten this? It's such a mystery
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands brace for lost luggage as Hurricane Delta makes landfall in Mexico on its way to U.S. Gulf Coast
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Tue October 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New England fisherman have something in common with Heidi Klum besides enjoying chowdah
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Mon October 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How could an entire student section be ejected from the game? Well, we are in a pandemic, so you know what
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Thu October 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump cancels Wisconsin rally amid surging COVID-19 cases, getting ass handed to him by 'Sleepy Joe'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
When George Floyd was buried, the local police authorized snipers to open fire if anyone started causing trouble
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out that on top of being just plain horrible, private militias are illegal in all 50 states
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The DOJ seeking a contractor to add quotation marks to the last word of the Department on all office letterhead and building nameplates as they're now basically an arm of the Trump Campaign trying to create daily talking points and Twitter fodder
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University officials planned for months for the resumption of fall classes amid the pandemic, spending millions of dollars to make their campuses as safe as possible, but forgot one little thing: students like to party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here is how Republicans plan to run out the clock during the election. They could just take a knee, but you know how that ends
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FBI is now breaking its own rules to spread propaganda in service of the Trump 2020 campaign
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Wed September 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx who never had a spine during the entire pandemic upset her scarves didn't save her dignity
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC says 11,000 people may have been exposed to coronavirus on flying tubes of death, at least until Trump makes them delete that
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Chad Wolf is not the DHS Secretary and as such no one should do what he says
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Trump just announced that he's going to release his magical health care plan -- you know, the one that repeals all of Obamacare but yet improves on all the parts that people like -- right before Election Day. So stay tuned
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Internal docs show local officials knew Donnie's Tulsa rally wasn't going to be OK
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dude, don't actually write down "make him a suspect"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Judge rules Chad Wolf likely unlawfully serving as Homeland Security secretary but whatever, it's not like anyone's going to do anything about it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin SC puts the red light on the Republicans' Green party ballot scam
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People in the UK's ten worst Covid-19 hotspots can't get tested
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump not concerned with Covid at his rallies, because he's safely distanced from the crowd ObviousSickCreepyIronic
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Sat September 12, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fire damaged West Coast to closely resemble Hell Monday as Satan's designated replacement visits to promote 'Don't Give a Hoot, Rake the Forest' movement, start awkward series of fire relief for votes Tweets
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump's Fusillade of Falsehoods on mail voting." His Fusillade of Falsehoods, of course, not to be confused with his Labyrinth of Lies, his Cluster of Calumny, his Gangbang of Guile, of his Domain of Deception
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Peak 2020 so far: Firefighters plead with the public to quit sharing misinformation on Facebook that Antifa are lighting forest fires
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Thu September 10, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Deformed tails indicate cougar inbreeding, new PornHub category
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Wed September 09, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
The administration does not comment on pending litigation, but given that any actual lawsuit has yet to materialize, I'm happy to comment on the representative's incorrect and nonsensical assertion
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Cycling News)
 
 
 
Tour de France director wins the polka dot jersey
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Americans planted "Chinese mystery seeds," hilarity ensued
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here comes the crazypants science
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another "This is the weekend that will make or break coronavirus" article
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enterprising and courageous Flat Earthers set out on voyage to find the edge, wind up 225 miles BEHIND where they started. Almost like they went all the way around
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an email to his neighbors Portland's mayor said it would be "best for me and for everyone else's safety and peace" that he finds a new home
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
As more theaters reopen across the country, get ready to blame Christopher Nolan's Tenet and basic human ignorance for another Covid-19 superspreader event
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over $130,000 has been raised for the girls seen doing remote learning on a sidewalk in front of Taco Bell for the WiFi
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
He lies, you die
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Help me, violence and chaos, you're my only hope
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows:"Most of Donald Trump's America is peaceful"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How Hawaii went from the nation's best-performing state in the fight against the coronavirus into one of the worst
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In late February, as the administrations response to the Coronavirus was descending inter utter chaos, Mike Pence leapt into the driver's seat....and slammed the brakes, grinding what little we WERE doing to protect ourselves to a complete halt
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump may be trailing Biden in all swing states, but he remains closer in most of them than he was to Hillary Clinton at this point in the 2016 election
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Las Vegas, where a C19 beats a 21
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Three levels of COVID19 lock down: American - Mah Freedums say I don't need to wear a 5G socialist mask. New Zealand - Swift competent lock down prevent the spread. China - Hand cuff you to a railing for leaving the house
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yeah, this should help
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top homeland security official "Chad Wolf" says Department of Homeland Security doesn't have the authority to send law enforcement to polling sites. Who wants to be Chad Wolf's "Replacement"?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kushner's had a backchannel to Putin for the past four years
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Trump campaign probably spending more money fighting voters than buying ads in Iowa at this point
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Why does God need parents to sign a waiver before sending their child to Catholic School during the coronavirus pandemic? It's not as if the courts have jurisdiction over the Lord
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Tue August 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Nobody complains that their freedom's being taken away because they have to wear pants. But that's the law," says a guy who clearly has never shopped with subby
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
This year's Sturgis death toll is five, and that's before the 'rona
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Sun August 16, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So how's the Trump 2020 campaign reboot going? "She wasn't participating in the volunteer training. She was the volunteer training. There just weren't any volunteers"
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Catholic bishop and loyal Storm Trumper claims Biden/Harris supporters want "terrorists and bloodshed," once again confusing them with Trump supporters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Biden's lead over Trump increases. Facepalm: 1/3 of those polled won't take a SARS-CoV-2 vaccine
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
We make it up on Volume
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Wed August 12, 2020
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Soooooooo a typical season for Washington then, AMIRITE?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buried lede: They're having contests in Sturgis to see who can sneeze the "furthest out"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 76% of Americans will be eligible to receive a ballot in the mail for the 2020 election, the most in U.S. history
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's election night strategy is to claim victory early and cast doubt on mail-in ballots that will come trickling in. To foil this strategy, Democrats will have to vote in person
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is mandating reopening schools, despite a relatively low number of tests and a high percentage of positive results. Fark: 50% positive
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican National Convention succumbs to tyranny
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aides admit outbreaks of Coronavirus are "inevitable" at reopened schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's political power play is faltering already
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five million
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump aides and advisers: Is there a way he can just issue an executive order directing the postal service to not deliver certain ballots, or just stop local officials from counting them all?
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Prevail)
 
 
 
After Biden wins, how will Trump "concoct an escape plan to avoid a post-presidency of litigation, prosecution, asset forfeiture, and prison"? A few possible scenarios on the left, your and other Farkers' predictions on the right
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump is continuing to act like an unmitigated, hypocritical, narcissistic, self-absorbed asshole
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
3 University of Louisville players kicked off team for organizing large gathering that was not a church service resulting in a Covid-19 outbreak
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
There's a terrible tradeoff of keeping schools closed
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Face mask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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