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headlines found matching 'Livestock'
Fri May 22, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, let me think. Ummm, No. Does no work for you?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♩ "My bologna has a first name. ♩ It's T-E-X-A-S. ♩ My bologna has a second name. ♩ It's S-M-U-G-G-L-E-R-S" ♩
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots in agriculture. Isn't this the plot to the movie "Runaway"?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BLM plans to spend one billion dollars to slaughter, remove 220,000 wild horses and burros from US public lands
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Icelandic farmers are now 50% lonelier
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meat producers: Supplies are low because of covid-19. Disregard that we ship 1/3 of our product to China
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With county fairs off, farm kids are live stocking their cows and sheep
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Still on the hoof
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's very inspiringly leaderlike order that meat plants stay open to serve the nation in its time of need, pork production is down 50 percent. Huh. Maybe he forgot to say "hereby" when he issued the order?
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Carnivorious consumers now heading directly to farms for their meat because of limits on meat products in supermarkets
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Fri May 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can a dystopian novelist turn SF fans vegan?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swiss biotech company is just about ready to release Bartertown 1.0. You'll know when it hits
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'There's plenty of meat, however supply isn't totally meeting demand' is no longer just a Rule 34/Your Mom headline
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mock them all you want, but yaks were domesticated 50,000 years ago, their milk is a superfood, their fiber is the new cashmere, and they don't talk back
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mock them all you want, but yaks were domesticated 50,000 years ago, their milk is a superfood, their fiber is the new cashmere, and they don't talk back
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meatless Monday is starting to slurry into Meatless Tuesday and Wednesday. Hopefully, this will only affect days that end in a Y
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods warns "The food supply chain is breaking" as Americans realize things really haven't changed since Upton Sinclair's time
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods warns "The food supply chain is breaking" as Americans realize things really haven't changed since Upton Sinclair's time
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bacon surplus to become bacon shortage
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the great pork shortage. Our magical 'vegetables transformed-to-bacon' animal is being wasted
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
COVID-19 puts Tyson meat processing plant in a "cocoon of horror"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, cows release only a tiny portion of methane through flatulence. About 95% comes from cow burps
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Don't panic. America's food supply chain will be just fine except for meat, grain, and vegetables
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Thu April 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S. government is helping farmers out by buying meat and milk. Support your local farmers, FARKers
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tired of those regular, boring, stuffy Zoom meetings? Why not add a goat or a llama to your meeting?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Smithfield CEO says nation's meat supply is close to the edge
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Your Dog)
 
 
 
China moves into 18th century and looks to reclassify dogs as "companion animals" rather than "livestock". Your dog doesn't want to be a steak
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(Your Dog)
 
 
 
China moves into 18th century and looks to reclassify dogs as "companion animals" rather than "livestock". Your dog doesn't want to be a steak
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Wildlife expert with the National Parks Service warns that us humans could infect American bats with coronavirus and turn them into blood-sucking flying zombies. Also wants us all to sleep tight
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With restaurants closed, a bacon backup is building and hog prices are plunging. Please, do your patriotic duty and cook more bacon at home
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
First no toilet paper....now a potential bacon shortage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First no toilet paper....now a potential bacon shortage
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Tue April 07, 2020
(dúchas.ie)
 
 
 
"They are supposed to have been hit by a piece of flint thrown by a fairy"
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Sun April 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's now dangerous to pet tigers
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to Macchu Picchu they said. The ruins are amazing they said. They didnt mention the fricasseed guinea pig
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to Macchu Picchu they said. The ruins are amazing they said. They didnt mention the fricasseed guinea pig
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Do not leave your house during the pandemic to stock up on baby goats. Have one delivered
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Why do so many diseases originate in China? Here comes the hand sanitizer
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Your pets and livestock are unlikely to catch C-19 from you. With helpful picture of man holding his cock
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The finished products aren't the only things getting slaughtered in Brazil's meat market
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Sat February 29, 2020
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Holy Cow. The public has been warned about possible exposure to the deadly virus in San Antonio. The rabies virus
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Washington cow gives birth to quadruplet calves, which beat 1 in 11.2 million odds to all survive so they can grow up healthy and be eaten
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Washington cow gives birth to quadruplet calves, which beat 1 in 11.2 million odds to all survive so they can grow up healthy and be eaten
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer fined for punching sheep. This is not a euphemism but it is still baaad
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Deere's running like a bull
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Sun February 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Freedom of Speech means tolerating lactose intolerance
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Tue February 11, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In today's tongue-twister: Dead Birds seized at Dulles
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Thu February 06, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cows have souls or something ... New Zealand edition
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump claims Democrats trying to destroy livestock then murder humans. Well, duh. Hasn't he ever read the party platform?
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Wed January 29, 2020
(MPR News)
 
 
 
After getting farked by Trump, Iowa farmers have no regrets, and are "on the verge of lock and loading"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
France to stop tossing live chickens into shredders and castrating pigs without anesthetic by the end of 2021
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