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Thu May 28, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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Wed May 27, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Gangliosides: tentacle-porn meal courses or the newly discovered way Hep A gets in your liver? Why not both?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada Post takes eight years to deliver a product from the 1950s
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
A Texas 'event planner' who won a $39 million federal contract to deliver food to lower-income residents lied about his about his credentials and client list and has not delivered as much as one meal, according to reports
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
In completely unforeseeable turn of events, online alcohol delivery services are ignoring rules and serving drunk people
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Mid-Day (India))
 
Weeners
 
Beefcake delivery service
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivery of draft beer growlers keeps pizza chain in business. New rule: Any law that is waived during an "emergency" is a law that needs to be repealed in all situations
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Top 7 sites that will deliver alcohol to your doorstep or server room
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Enjoy the commencement speech for a special class of graduates delivered by two-time Academy award nominee, John Malkovich
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As a doggo, what if all your dreams came true all at once and 400 used tennis balls were delivered to you?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas Mayor: You can't deliver the invocation at Town Council meetings unless you have a young penis. Yes this happened in 2020, not 1950
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Japanese infant gets the first-ever liver stem cell transplant as the Fark clone army grows ever closer to reality
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Japanese infant gets the first-ever liver stem cell transplant as the Fark clone army grows ever closer to reality
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Think you are helping local restaurants by using Grubhub or similar app to have your food delivered during Covid19. Well think again
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA wants to put a max on food delivery fees of 15%
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With Olympics postponed and no championships to compete in, top fencer takes on Tokyo UberEats delivery job to pay bills and stay fit. At least he has the PPE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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Tue May 19, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
'Hamden farm known for goat yoga transitioning to egg delivery amid pandemic shutdowns'
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Delivers Commencement Speech for Class of 2020
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Sat May 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Barack Obama will be delivering a commencement for the Class of 2020. Which class of 2020? All of them. (8 PM ET on all major networks, LGT streaming)
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Thu May 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The EU suspends delivery of 10 million masks after quality control was apparently hidden by the factories
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Appliance delivery driver records as HOA president blocks in his vehicle and demands to know what he's doing and who gave him the gate code. Guess their skin colors
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Food delivery companies, facing heavy scrutiny for their predatory tactics to restaurants, turn to political connections for help
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Uber+Grubhub gets a 👎🏼from lawmakers and city officials who don't see any benefit to consolidating delivery services. And that's before the restaurant owners put in their two cents, because that's all they'll have before this is over
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
IRS: Look People, you will get your "emergency" stimulus check, eventually, and it might be less than you were expecting, but you'll just have to deal with it as we're awfully busy delivering these pallets of cash to Fortune 500 companies
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber decides the best way to become more profitable is to buy a money losing food delivery business
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Angry Singaporeans gripe that for this year's preordered Mother's Day meals, the local restaurants had terrible delivery experiences, namely, the food was hours late, never arrived, or was missing the duck
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"For all of Trump's ideological wavering over the years, one thing has remained consistent: he's never used protection and he's never not been an asshole about it afterward" John Oliver points out about Trump's use of a mask as a photo-op
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will we get another What's Up With That? Who will be the surprise host? Will Che and Jost deliver another joke swap? Who will perform acoustically? The social distancing season finale has arrived. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Home delivery of craft beer is popular during a pandemic. Yeah, gimme a No Sh*t Sherlock Stout, kthx
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo was an unmitigated shiatshow for food delivery services. Seis de Mayo the same but for toilets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Some people miss travel so much that they are ordering airplane food delivered to their home. Fark: Jet Blue
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what you get if you feed a mouse too much? A fat mouse. Not anymore. Scientists have disabled a gene preventing mice from becoming obese even after being fed a high-fat diet
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW stopping European Delivery program, where you fly to Bavaria to pick up your car and rev it up on the Autobahn, due to lack of interest. BMW never bothered starting a South Carolina delivery program, also due to lack of interest
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google has cut out reimbursing WFH employees' lunch and fitness expenses. No more sushi delivered or in-home massages. The struggle is real
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Jared Kushner said his and Trump's Coronavirus response is a great success--no it f*cking isn't, you translucent sociopath." John Oliver is certainly one to turn a phrase
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Doggos Barley and Buddy making the beer delivery rounds to local brew customers on Long Island is all you need to know in these coronavirus times that beer drinkers are loved
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus lockdown gives cannabis delivery company a surge; many pot-time workers getting hired
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Many SNAP recipients fall into one or more "high-risk" categories for Covid-19. However, most grocery delivery places don't accept SNAP as payment. So these lucky people get to choose between staying safe and eating
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mexican drug cartels are responding to Covid-19 by delivering humanitarian aid packages to struggling civilians. To be fair, getting a shoebox of uncut cocaine in the mail is definitely one way to get through self-quarantine
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Meet the 'Modern Milkman, who will deliver milk to your house and his business is booming during the pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Who are the essential workers? The worker bees who HAVE to go to work to keep everything running? It's not just doctors and nurses. It's also bus drivers and grocery store clerks and pizza delivery guys and garbagemen and
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California decides to kill two birds with one...okay poor choice of phrasing...CA decides to solve two problems at once by creating a massive meal delivery program for seniors that uses and pays local restaurants to cook and distribute the food
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Fri April 24, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC article fails to deliver on its sexy-party headline: "Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop"
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Walmart to deliver People of Walmart development kits to your house
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your delivery is two stops... three... wait... four stops away
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: last minute outbidding on ebay. New viral feverish hotness: bots sniping your grocery delivery times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a pizza place charges $3.00 for delivery, would you reduce your tip to the driver?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Score)
 
 
 
XFL ex-commissioner Oliver Luck files wrongful termination lawsuit against Vince McMahon, claims Vince lied about firing him for cause instead of to weasel out of contract. But in today's America, lying and weaselry is expected from our billionaires
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Comparing coronavirus to the flu is like comparing Jeffrey Dahmer to OJ Simpson," warns John Oliver, who takes down Fox News' pushing Trump to believe it wasn't deadly, even as they canceled everything behind the scenes
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
OBGYN delivers four puppies; onlookers ask, "Where do babies come from?"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What's the best cooking advice you've ever received? (besides "always save the liver" - that's a given)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa arcade will rent out and deliver their machines to your home during the pandemic for one week with unlimited credit. Hero tag gives out a 1UP
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bezos says widespread testing is needed before the economy can get running again. If only there were a way to get those tests delivered in 48 hrs
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Aspirin shown to reduce fever, pain, heart disease, hangovers, risk of bowel, stomach, pancreatic, and liver cancers. Wait, what?
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(Some Bingo Guy)
 
 
 
(soft piano music) "Now, in these uncertain times, Subby has created COVID-19 TV Commercial Bingo, because we're here to help, with Free Delivery and Curbside pickup"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Inspirational speeches can keep hope alive in times of darkness. If you could pick one Icon from history (living or dead) to deliver a message to humankind in our current time of need who would it be? LGT Subby's pick
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Job placement company Kelly Services lays off employees. "ironic" tag already out looking for a delivery gig
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots inventor launches Gyr8tr sex toy that's 'more reliable than hubby or the postman' as it always delivers. Hey oh
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
France orders Amazon to stop delivery of nonessential items. So wine and sex toys are still good amiright
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Workers in Liverpool have dug up the body of a vampire who was buried face down at a crossroads. Meanwhile, werewolves are waiting offstage for their cue
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We all can use Some Good News - And Krasinski delivers the goods
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Mon April 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just call Zippy, your same-day body bag delivery service at 1-800- ZippyBB. Call Zippy today
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith announces Mooby's Delivery fundraiser in LA, featuring food from Clerks 2. Unclear if Rosario Dawson will be performing dancing deliveries
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon Fresh and Amazon Prime Now's next available slot for delivery for new customers is some indefinite time between now and August, maybe
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(USC)
 
 
 
USC researchers confirm leaves of the Japanese raisin tree can reduce hangovers, protects the liver, may help with Alzheimer's, and produces fruit that look like Keith Haring characters. Fark arborista smugly tip their hats
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your liver is like a muscle and you must damage it to make it grow stronger
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your liver is like a muscle and you must damage it to make it grow stronger
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Belfast pub delivers pints of freshly-poured Guinness door-to-door to booze-loving Irish during coronavirus lockdown. No word yet on whether Drew will be doing clean up with towels
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona pizza parlor uses robots to deliver food, feed Sarah Connor
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexican Nightclub Sex Delivery is the name of my Tito and Tarantula-Marvin Gaye fusion band
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student creates a computer program that tells you when an Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods delivery slot opens up ... ooops, too late. See you next Wednesday at 11pm
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, what tips do delivery drivers deserve for risking their health, their lives, their EVERYTHING to bring food to America's doorsteps during this plague? Remind them to wash their hands
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK's biggest supermarket chain responds to £600M taxpayer bailout by: (A) hiring more staff and restocking shelves, (B) investing in home delivery for quarantined customers, (C) giving shareholders a £900M dividend
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Tue April 07, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taco Takeout Tuesday is here. Get your grub delivered, sit your butt down and join us for the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Pornographic Easter Eggs being delivered for free, with toilet paper & food. Sounds like a loot crate for these times to me
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
All of those federal "Air Bridge" flights of PPE from China? They're delivering the supplies to private companies, who then auction them off to states at the highest possible price
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
NZ is delivering computers to students who can't afford them, and an educational TV channel is being set up to provide lessons
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver slams Jared Kushner, the "alt-right Pinocchio," for his stockpile comments; "It's not your stockpile. It's a national stockpile for use by the United States you f*cking moron, and I pray you never show your polished, f*cking face again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The rich are just like all the rest, quarantining ourselves in our private compounds or on our ranches, all of us getting food hand delivered from big cities. Covid-19 is just a big equalizer
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Fri April 03, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Because there is more to sheltered life than food and booze: The best coffee delivery services
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears declare 'open competition' for starting quarterback; could be N Foles, M Trubisky, J Manziel, that banjo kid from "Deliverance"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need reminders on what you can do to fight COVID-19? Moe Howard of the Three Stooges delivers this PSA telling you that
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Thu April 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Best meat / seafood delivery services per CNN. Thinly-disguised ads, sure, but you can keep on grilling without leaving home. Any other recos?
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(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
Doctor returns from trip, does not self-quarantine, then becomes seriously ill and throws up in the labor and delivery ward. Positive test result for COVID-19 was then withheld from hospital staff
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Wed April 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK delivery drivers are being denied access to rest stop toilets over coronavirus fears, are being encouraged to run around and around until they're all pooped out
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Next time you order pizza to be delivered, order it uncut. Here's why
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
It's not all bad news New Jersey. Breweries are now allowed to do home beer delivery. Cheers
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Amidst stay-at-home orders this very good boy delivers groceries to a neighbor with COPD, making her day a little more Sunny. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, April Fool's Day Edition
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(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
John Oliver wants your 1980s vintage furry pornography
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
1Q Tesla deliveries revised from 94K to 75K. 2Q revised to zero. Musk margin calls revised from zero to one
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Trucks deliver food to markets to help with shortages do they get A) Praised for their efforts? B) Cheered by hungry shoppers? or C) Booted and charged $3,000 for being in a tow-away zone?
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Do not leave your house during the pandemic to stock up on baby goats. Have one delivered
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK postal worker does his deliveries in costume to cheer his customers up. The picture of him in a frilly blue dress suggests a degree of flexibility in the definition of "cheer up"
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Sat March 28, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Dog provides curbside wine delivery for a Maryland winery. Your dog wants a hearty red to go with his steak
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Instacart deliveries scheduled after the weekend might not arrive due to strikes
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Thu March 26, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Livers, Wagner evaluating NBA draft options. No comment from Kidneys or Verdi
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'On Tuesday, Jacqueline Miller put on her "protective suit," an inflatable dinosaur costume and medical gloves, to deliver seed starter kits to her neighbors and friends.'
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary exploit their pizza parlor child sex slave connections to deliver dozens of pizzas to several local Westchester County hospitals to thank them for their service to the community
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Blessed be the ones who deliver alcohol to our doorsteps in these desperate times
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Tue March 24, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Here's a growing list of distilleries, breweries, and other businesses that have switched from killing Drew's liver
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Game over, man: Amazon Prime now delaying deliveries up to a month due to Coronavirus
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The Sun's magnetic bubble looks like your swollen, alcohol-bloated liver
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(www.WWW.com)
 
 
 
The 5 best sites for fast whiskey, wine and wimmen' delivery
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump declare Marsha Marsha Marshall law? Will he devolve into a more incoherent rambling nitwit than yesterday? Will any of us have livers left? Here's your official President Wartime Coronivirus Slayer Presser thread. 5:30PM ET start (maybe)
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(Patty Mel)
 
 
 
"The coronavirus pandemic has changed our everyday life, but it doesn't need to change who we are." Hamburger Mary's offering drag queen food delivery service
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Let's talk about that food delivery and Covid-19. Tl;dr very safe
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Don't wanna live for next six months on rice and beans and delivery pizza? Try making your own basturma, the DIY Armenian cured beef: "more umami punch per mouthful than the fanciest dry-aged steak - except it's far more exciting"
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: Best alcohol delivery services to stay well-stocked while quarantining
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Out-of-work strippers launch coronavirus food delivery service called "Boober-Eats" to help vulnerable people in self-isolation. Bless them for they are truly doing god's work (NSFW, but you're stuck at home anyway, so who's going to complain? The cat?)
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins plays coronavirus piano for his cat, who looks like he'd prefer to eat Hopkins' liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It took a worldwide pandemic to save the meal delivery service known as Blue Apron as their stock soars 150% on news that people are going to poorly cook for themselves for at least a few months
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump to deliver news conference today, presumably to just scream "CHINA VIRUS" at a twitter printout until everyone is cured
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland strip club starts a food delivery service called Boober Eats. No comment on where to place the tip
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How your liver would have dealt with the green beer you would have been drinking any other year
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How your liver would have dealt with the green beer you would have been drinking any other year
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Grocery store gives seniors an hour to shop without those pesky kids around, pizza chain will deliver free pizzas to seniors. Bonus: subby is barely a senior, will be found in the produce aisle doing his best Burgess Meredith impression
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish Pub decides to fight the coronavirus head-on by home delivery of beer and liquor. Now that's the spirits
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Online store deliveries may TAKE up to SIX WEEKS but don't PANIC. Don't WORRY. We're not TRYING TO SCARE YOU
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver slams Trump's botched handling of the Coronavirus, including his refusal to take responsibility at disbanding the pandemic office; "That is a level of dodging responsibility that Trump has been perfecting ever since he was not in Vietnam"
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's a protip for you in these dark days of coronavirus hell: If you're going to order food delivered to you, tip really, really, really, REALLY well
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Best be checking the colour of your pee, mate. No not Coronavirus related but nasty nonetheless (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Best be checking the colour of your pee, mate. No not Coronavirus related but nasty nonetheless (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 14, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Japan unveils Oki Pizza delivery option, where instead of you taking the pizza box from a possibly infected delivery person, they place the pizza box at the door and respectfully back away before you open up
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
New Yorkers look at the high side of life in this coronavirus pandemic shutdown: NYC marijuana delivery services are booming because of the virus
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Fri March 13, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Angry K-Pop fans initiate "K-EXOL Delivery Challenge", stage mass mailings of destroyed albums and merch to protest boy band member who found girlfriend, got engaged, fathered child, yet irresponsibly refuses to leave group
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Liverpool are runaway leaders in the English Premier League. The only thing that could stop them from winning their first league title for 30 years is if the whole season got canceled. Uh oh
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Thu March 12, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
- . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. .... . -. -.. . -.. ... - --- .--. (Florida makes it legal to delay delivery of telegraph messages)
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Wed March 11, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Liverpool host Atletico at Anfield looking to make up for their 1st leg loss. PSG host Dortmund behind closed doors also looking for a better performance. Kickoff is at 4 pm ET. This is your Wednesday CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver addresses Trump's response to Coronavirus, highlighting his press conference where he was contradicted about a vaccine; "With every Trump press conference has to come an epilogue from an expert clarifying everything he just got wrong"
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Liverpool host Bournemouth in the 7:30 AM ET game. At 10 AM it's Palace v Watford, Arsenal v Wet Spam, Blades v Norwich, Saints v Toon, & Wolves v the scum. Lastly, at 12:30 PM, Spurs go to Burnley. This is your Saturday EPL thread
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Fri March 06, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
National Guard helicopters deliver coronavirus tests to 3,500 on stricken cruise ship wandering endlessly off the coast of California. The vital tests will soon determine who will be the early zombies attempting to bring it to Davey Jones's locker
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
FedEx makes 61-pound special delivery free of charge
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just completed my first deliver for Uber Eats. Has anyone else delivered for them or other non-pizza delivery service? If so, what were your thoughts
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
We are literally shaped by our gut microbes
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
October surprise delivers March surprise
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Disgruntled UPS worker accused of attempting to deliver 20,000 rounds of ammunition to his workplace
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Mon March 02, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Remnants of Eighties beach picnic, unearthed by windstorm near Liverpool, include old sweet wrappers, crisp packets, juice boxes, fizzy drink cans, and 1983-dated loaf of bread. Further discoveries will have to await a New Wave
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How far off the rails will Trump go in Charlotte? How many rails will Trump have done before he goes on in Charlotte? Who will be the number one target Trump rails against in Charlotte? Ego rally, 7PM EST from Charlotte. If your liver dares
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Trump's Coronavirus response: "The only thing Pence has talent for are avoiding off-leash women, sucking up to people who represent the antithesis of everything he claims to believe in, and failing at a haircut known as the Judi Dench"
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Breast milk depositories opening in UK, where they already have blood banks and a liver pool
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Sun March 01, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Food delivery apps often list menus from restaurants without permission. Some people have a problem with this
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Sat February 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Whoever took Seattle as first location for an American coronavirus death, remain in your home. Your IV bag of E1101 will be delivered shortly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with the M23 derby on the south coast at 7:30 AM ET, followed by 10 o'clock matches of Bournemouth vs Chelsea, West Ham vs Southampton, or Newcastle vs Burnley. 12:30 has Watford vs Liverpool. It's your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Potato skin casserole - finally a delivery system with a high enough volume
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Food delivery company DoorDash accused of woke-washing. Woke what? Was the food still hot?
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Tue February 25, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Doctors reject woman for liver transplant because of excess drinking. Now say apparently her bladder had a drinking problem and was brewing alcohol. Transplant went ahead after they got the bladder into rehab
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New liver organ policy has Kentuckians, Curtisians up a creek
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(Kraft vodka)
 
 
 
Craft vodka betting on uncommon flavors: jalapeño, mint, and pickle. Can Flamin' Hot Cheetos or cod liver oil flavors be far behind?
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Mon February 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rounding up EPL match week 27, Liverpool host Wet Spam and hope to extend their unbeaten run. Can Klopp outsmart the football genius? It's almost time to find out. Kick off at 3pm ET. Bring named meat pies and tea for half time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme board meeting: Our customers are telling us they don't like all the work involved in coming to our store for our donuts. So we'll start delivering donuts to them. Bonus: We also worked out a kickback from local undertakers
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A 10-year-old Manchester United fan wrote a letter to Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp asking him if they could please lose to his team. Klopp responded as only he could
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Like a proven, time-honored recipe, classic Julia Child episodes are always worthwhile - as long as you save the liver
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese maid delivery service brings omurice to your door when they are not protecting the throne room in the Great Tomb of Nazarick
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(CBC)
 
 
 
We deliver you this letter to inform you that it is too dangerous to deliver you letters. Sorry
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Baby Tesla delivery due in 2 months
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Stamps.com is delivering
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FDA approves uses of MDMA for PTSD, will be delivered to patients in alphabet soup
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Chowhound)
 
 
 
OK liverwurst/braunschweiger eaters, how do you construct your ideal sandwich? What kind of bread, condiments, etc. do you put on it? Favorite mustard? Make my mouth water. GO (Difficulty: no throwing anything in the garbage can)
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the knockout stages kicks off today with Athletico Madrid playing host to defending champions Liverpool, and Borussia Dortmund hosting perennial also-rans PSG. Kickoff is at 3 pm. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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Mon February 17, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 3 months off, John Oliver is back to weigh in on the last 90 days of Trump idiocy; "Trump never learns his lesson. This is a man whose first child was Donald Trump Jr., and kept having children. There's no lesson-learning capacity in the man"
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Sat February 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This winter break for the EPL continues to mess with the schedule. At 7:30 AM ET, Burnley head to the South Coast to face a resurgent Saints team. Then, at 12:30 PM, bottom feeders Norwich host Liverpool. It's your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread
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Fri February 14, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The weekend starts early as Wolves head to the King Power Stadium to face a Leicester side working hard to gain some ground on Liverpool or separation from City. Kickoff is at 3 pm on NBCSPORTS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's drop some Valentine's Day memes, shall we?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost as much fun as getting a new game back in the day and reading the manual on the drive home it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Kingdom Come: Deliverance free at Epic. (Aztez is also free). Side note: favourite game mods? Tell us inside
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Happy Valentine's Day. How did the heart become the symbol of love anyway? It could have been a pancreas, liver, or spleen
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Thu February 13, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Kingdom Come: Deliverance will be given away for FREE next week (starting this Thursday) on the Epic Games Store. Welp, time add to the desktop clutter and install another launcher
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Tue February 11, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're delivering $500K worth of cocaine, you may want to keep it under 85 MPH. Also, leave your wife and baby at home
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Mon February 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Latest trick in the gig economy: Using scripts or robot screen tappers to pick up Amazon Flex delivery jobs that appear randomly and disappear in the blink of an eye if someone else get them first
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Sat February 08, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"Seeking joy, grieving Baltimore County parents establish a nonprofit to deliver 'farting animals' to hospitals"
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Fri February 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pope's Amazon document due Wednesday. Man, you'd think a guy that rich could afford Prime and overnight delivery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary won't shut up and go away, continues to try and take down Bernie for the establishment, now says he can 'promise the moon' but he won't be able to deliver the goods
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Thu February 06, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Doctors using nitrous oxide during labor/delivery, no word on what the patients are using. Hilarity not an issue
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Tue February 04, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
There's not enough alcohol and pot to make this trainwreck of a dumpster fire seem remotely sane, yet here we are. Good luck to all yinz's sanity and livers. THIS is your SOTU thread (~8pm start)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fish delivery truck driver neglects to use parking brake with predictable results. Truck heads off down the pike, scales a fence and takes a dive. Driver's boss is sympathetic and doesn't carp too much, gives driver a fair herring
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(SFist)
 
 
 
SF man wants to give slice of pizza to each of the city's 8,000 homeless. It's paid for by GoFundMe donations, but delivery is an issue because no one is ever home
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If Liverpool continues at its current pace of 2.92 points per game, it will shatter some EPL records and continental records for points and wins
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 01, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Leicester host Chelsea at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Sheffield at Palace or Saints at Liverpool at 10 AM, and Wolves at Man United at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Premier League Discussion Thread
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