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Sat August 06, 2022       First Premier League Saturday starts at 7:30 am ET with Fulham hosting Liverpool. At 10:00 Newcastle - Forest, Leeds - Wolves, Spurs - Saints, and Bournemouth - Aston Villa. 12:30 pm has Everton looking for points from Chelsea. On Peacock/USA source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 239   Thu August 04, 2022       Nikola's deliveries and revenue head uphill now that its trucks can do more than coast downhill source: cnbc.com   |   share: 7         You may have not ordered a pizza, but don't point a gun at the delivery driver over it source: local21news.com   |   share: 35   Mon August 01, 2022       Now even your Band-Aids are going to begin to rat out to what your liver was up to last weekend. Drew this ones for you source: news.mit.edu   |   share: 0   Sun July 31, 2022     Everton fan who delivered supplies to Ukrainian refugees subbed onto the field for a wee bit of awesome source: itv.com   |   share: 8         Liverpool McDonald's to ban anyone under 18 from the restaurant after 5PM. This should go over well source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 22   Sat July 30, 2022       Rampant inflation, a country on the verge of a general strike, political deadlock, but hey: the footballs back. Liverpool v Man City in the traditional curtain raising community shield match. Noon ET on ESPN+ source: espn.com   |   share: 55   Thu July 28, 2022       Disabled deliveryman proves you can do anything at Zomato source: economictimes.indiatimes.com   |   share: 1         Deliverance's iconic 'inbred banjo kid' still not plucking 50 years on after turning back on fame (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 28   Mon July 25, 2022       Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with a bill, he can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 150         John Oliver calls out Republican lies that Biden caused inflation; "He saved the economy. Voting for Republicans won't fix anything" source: politicususa.com   |   share: 121   Sun July 24, 2022       No, guys, he was running TOWARD the terrorists. To fight them. Just like TFG would have waddled into that school to deliver a firm flurry of overhand slaps to the gunman, so long as there were no ramps source: alternet.org   |   share: 115   Fri July 22, 2022       U.S. Postal Service to boost electric delivery vehicle purchases source: electrek.co   |   share: 14   Thu July 21, 2022       U.S. Postal Service to boost electric delivery vehicle purchases source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 13   Tue July 19, 2022     Meanwhile, the UK post-Boris PM race explained, Week 1: British Mitt Romney, Female Allen West, Conservative Hillary, Bizarro John Oliver, and that Hogwarts assistant librarian you had funny dreams about source: youtube.com   |   share: 30       Hostage-taker Rotundo appeased by the delivery of hot wieners source: boingboing.net   |   share: 28         Having delivered the rainbow-farting unicorns, BoJo warns that when he's gone, "the deep state" will try to undo his good work source: euractiv.com   |   share: 78   Fri July 15, 2022       Bank of America hit with $225 MILLION in fines by federal regulators for botching a program to deliver unemployment benefits via pre-paid debit cards in 12 states during the pandemic. It was so bad 11 of the 12 states have since fired them source: cnbc.com   |   share: 27   Tue July 12, 2022       Bak kut teh may giv yew can cer source: abc.net.au   |   share: 8   Mon July 11, 2022 (Some Guy)       Liverpool tries to attract brick-and-mortar Fark shop source: lbndaily.co.uk   |   share: 7   Sun July 10, 2022 (Some Guy)       Have you ever tried a meal delivery service? Gifted one to new parents or someone who was ill? source: themanual.com   |   share: 33   Sat July 09, 2022 (Some Guy)       Two senators visit Ukraine President Zelensky; deliver copy of proposal to declare Russia a state sponsor of terrorism. This should get a rise out of Putin source: president.gov.ua   |   share: 26   Thu July 07, 2022       Giant six-foot halibut delivered to Edinburgh fishmonger weighing a whopping 121kg, he takes pic to show scale then fillets it up 450 portions to sell to every restaurant in the city. That's a lot of halibut source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 16   Wed July 06, 2022       Fedex won't be delivering mainframe parts or anything else for that matter to its own data centers after 2024 source: pcmag.com   |   share: 28         John Oliver offers $10K for creepy Texas beach dolls with the money going to the Mission-Aransas Reserve. 'Burn them now' source: chron.com   |   share: 23   (Some Guy)       On this date in 1957, two young lads from Liverpool met for the first time and soon changed music forever source: faroutmagazine.co.uk   |   share: 38   Tue July 05, 2022       Latest update on the Illinois mass murder delivered by the most handsome guy they could find sitting around the sheriff's office source: youtube.com   |   share: 108   Fri July 01, 2022       Meal-service kit company Daily Harvest hit with multiple lawsuits after customers realize that "gallbladder removal" should not be a required side effect of eating lentil and leek crumbles. Lentil and leek crumbles? Sounds like they had it coming source: cnn.com   |   share: 64   Mon June 27, 2022       Daily consumption of Daily Harvest leads to daily mystery illnesses source: cnn.com   |   share: 7   Fri June 24, 2022       Neither rain nor snow nor theofascist state governments shall prevent the delivery of abortion pills source: twitter.com   |   share: 131         Meal delivery service Daily Harvest recalls lentil dish which is de-livering its customers source: npr.org   |   share: 13   Thu June 23, 2022       2 Girls 1 Liver source: yahoo.com   |   share: 6         John Oliver, when he's supposed to be honoring Jon Stewart at his Mark Twain Prize ceremony, roasts his ass instead source: youtube.com   |   share: 35   (Some Guy)       Amazon Prime introduces living room delivery source: kark.com   |   share: 16   Wed June 22, 2022       Usually a worm suit denies the delivery of your functional cargo. Usually source: phys.org   |   share: 6   Tue June 21, 2022 (Some Guy)       Amazon plans to start drone delivery in small town full of armed rednecks, because what could possibly go wrong? source: insideheadline.com   |   share: 19   Mon June 20, 2022       John Oliver provides a rundown of the MAGA midterm candidates who promise to stage a better coup in 2024 source: deadline.com   |   share: 47   Thu June 16, 2022       On this day in 1977, Pres. Jimmy Carter wrote a letter. It was sent on its way and is still no where near to being delivered source: twitter.com   |   share: 41   Wed June 15, 2022       Fresh hot pizzas delivered to islands, sand bars by Pizza Skiff. "On Memorial Day weekend, we had a bidding war over our last pizza" source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: 3         After a nigh interminable layoff, the Bolts & Avs finally go at it for Johnny Sex Cup. Will Lightning strike thrice? Will Darcy be playing for the Avs or have matters of the heart taken him to Hertfordshire? Will our livers survive? Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com   |   share: 852   Tue June 14, 2022       The good news is that the truck driver didn't have to make any deliveries near that infamous 11'8" bridge in downtown Durham today. The bad news is that he had to make deliveries in downtown Raleigh today source: wral.com   |   share: 13   Fri June 10, 2022       12 years after she retired, a former kindergarten teacher's students show up at her house with a dust delivery source: yahoo.com   |   share: 27         Oh lordy, our livers won't survive next week source: twitter.com   |   share: 57   Thu June 09, 2022 (Missouri Independent)       Sheena Greitens will not go gentle into that good night, requests Missouri government records of Eric Greitens raging, raging at the wife. Missouri will deliver the records, 1 day after Eric's primary election source: missouriindependent.com   |   share: 36   Tue June 07, 2022       Watson allegedly delivered an illegal blow to the face of receiver #24. Hopefully receives 15 year penalty and loss of career source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 41         Today's Slatesplanation: Wait, we don't have a Slatesplanation for today? You didn't write one? Crap. How about what did John Oliver cover in his last show? OK, run it source: slate.com   |   share: 137         Peyton Manning being eyed for potential Broncos role; Colts remain chopped liver source: larrybrownsports.com   |   share: 32   Mon June 06, 2022 (Some Guy)       60 years ago today, 4 young lads from Liverpool entered a recording studio and changed the world forever source: faroutmagazine.co.uk   |   share: 45   Sat June 04, 2022       Pair creates their own Door Dash system using locals with substance use disorder to shoplift and deliver from wish lists of desired merchandise source: 6abc.com   |   share: 27   Thu June 02, 2022       200lbs of psychedelic agaricales seized. Cop say the guy tried to deliver 300 pounds but there wasn't that mush room. Definitely not a fungi source: kmov.com   |   share: 50         I hereby dub thee "Sir Osis of Liver" source: the-sun.com   |   share: 24   (Ursa Major)       Tired of Russian-made rocket engines? Order American now for 2025 delivery. And if you order within a week, we'll give you a Carl Sagan book with every rocket engine you buy. Rocket and payload not included source: ursamajor.com   |   share: 20   Wed June 01, 2022       "Delivery for Sarah Connor" source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 7   Tue May 31, 2022       Your liver is only 3 years old, so why are you treating it like that? source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 12         Your liver is only 3 years old, so why are you treating it like that? source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 12   Sun May 29, 2022       Noodles & Co releases a new pasta nationwide. They promise the same taste, and texture with fewer net carbs while delivering higher protein. ZZ Top unimpressed source: brandeating.com   |   share: 10         Aaaaannnnd...here comes the hepatitis outbreak source: cnn.com   |   share: 78         Driver freaks out after a man attempts to send non-working product to Amazon by tossing it into a delivery van. Geez, everyone is so on edge these days source: kfor.com   |   share: 35         Subway does franchisee damage control after John Oliver shines a light on its cannibalism and rank bread farts source: nypost.com   |   share: 101   Sat May 28, 2022       CHAMPIONS FINAL Real Madrid and Liverpool in a rematch of the 2018 final. Both Liverpool and Real Madrid can claim a third trophy for the season. Will Liverpool get revenge? Will Real Madrid need to stage another comeback? 3:00 pm ET on CBS source: cbssports.com   |   share: 282   Thu May 26, 2022       Great news: Germany to send antiaircraft tanks to Ukraine. Not so great news: the ammunition for them is in short supply so delivery will not be until July. Good thing they're not required immediately or anything source: euractiv.com   |   share: 29   Tue May 24, 2022       Kellyanne Conway has reappeared to deliver the 'crude reality' to Trump fans source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 100   Mon May 23, 2022       John Oliver reveals why Subway sucks even more than you might think source: collider.com   |   share: 24         Oh cool, now we can have a shiatty Chinese knockoff of "democracy" delivered right to our doorstep in 48 hours source: theguardian.com   |   share: 59   Sun May 22, 2022       Will Wheeler Yuta & El Desperado deliver Pure wrestling magic? Can ELP slay a Titán? Does Master Wato drop to 0-3 against the ugliest LIJ member? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: Day 6 starts @ 3:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com   |   share: 111   Fri May 20, 2022       Poop parasites posit prehistoric parties source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 5   Tue May 17, 2022       Liverpudlians of a certain age reminisce about the decades when what is now a well-known shoestore was a cinema showing cartoon films all day... except for its three years as a members-only porno theater source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: 7         Last Tuesday Premier League action of the season: Saints hosting Liverpool. Liverpool must win to keep their title chances alive; a draw will basically take them out of it. If Saints win it's all over. At 2:45 pm ET on USA source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 102   Sun May 15, 2022       Restaurants that offer pizza delivery lament the fact that lazy American workers don't want to work for $1.50 an hour anymore source: cnn.com   |   share: 80   Sat May 14, 2022       Cardinals pitcher is refused white-glove delivery source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 7         The FA Cup Final: Chelsea vs Liverpool. Can Pool get their second major trophy on their way to a possible historic season or will Chelsea get their first title since 2018? Match time 11:45 am ET on ESPN+ source: espn.com   |   share: 191   Fri May 13, 2022       Quit not liking something I like. I mean, I don't really like it, but the lecture requires you to assume I do source: pastemagazine.com   |   share: 40         The real story here is that Rivian has delivered enough trucks to warrant a recall source: engadget.com   |   share: 19   Thu May 12, 2022       I present to you the Jesse Pinkman of Liverpool source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 34         A non-profit that provides affordable groceries to low-income residents has had to cancel its delivery services this week after thieves stole catalytic converters from all of its vehicles source: ideastream.org   |   share: 48   Tue May 10, 2022       Premier League's last few fixtures has Aston Villa hosting Liverpool. Pool need to win to keep any slim title hopes alive, but Aston Villa have been unbeaten in their last three. At 3:00 pm ET on USA source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 83   Mon May 09, 2022       Nothing can protect Blue Apron from consumers not needing overpriced and undersmall meals delivered anymore source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 21   Sat May 07, 2022       I don't think you can measure this fish market in Rhode Islands, so it's probably about 46 basketball courts. You shop, they clean the fish and deliver. What a world source: youtube.com   |   share: 9         Premier League Sat. starts at 10:00 am ET with Chelsea - Wolves, Burnley - Villa, Palace - Watford, and Brentford - Saints. @ 12:30 BHA - Man. U. MoTD 2:45 pm Liverpool - Spurs. Both clubs need to win out for their own reasons. On NBC/USA/Peacock source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 195   Fri May 06, 2022       Killer flatworms that turn victims into 'pink gloop' invade the UK. RUN for your lives gardeners before there's nothing left of you but gloop source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 24   Thu May 05, 2022       Experience a cut above: Swiss police seizes more than 500kg of cocaine from a shipment of coffee beans delivered to a Nespresso plant source: theguardian.com   |   share: 23   Tue May 03, 2022       WHO warns most adults in Europe are overweight or obese, claims they can see for miles and miles and miles and all they see are rolling waves of fat source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 105         CHAMPIONS League semi-finals Leg 2: Liverpool take a two goal agg. lead to Villarreal. Can the Spanish side make home field advantage count? Will Liverpool continue its quest for a quadruple? 3:00 pm ET on Univision/ Paramount + source: cbssports.com   |   share: 69         Amazon, FedEx or UPS delivers your neighbor's crap to you? No big deal. Local heating-oil company delivers your neighbor's oil to you? Only a big deal if you don't have an oil tank, like this now-closed café source: wcvb.com   |   share: 75   Mon May 02, 2022       Lead video game voice actor doesn't get why people say cancer is hard to beat; he's already on Stage 4 source: cbr.com   |   share: 15         Dearth of drivers does Domino's doubling down on de-emphasizing delivery source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 37   Sun May 01, 2022       Oktoberfest is back this year so start preparing your livers source: pressherald.com   |   share: 31   Sat April 30, 2022       Premier League Fast and Furious @7:30 am ET in form Newcastle host Liverpool in basically MoTD, @10:00 Saints-Palace, Wolves-BHA, Aston Villa - Norwich, and Watford - Burnley (relegation battle there). 12:30 pm Leeds-Citeh. On USA/NBC/CNBC/Peacock source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 204         In case there's any doubt that Clarence Thomas is compromised, here's Rep. Hakeem Jeffries delivering example after example of Thomas' improprieties source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 89   Wed April 27, 2022       Health experts puzzled by outbreak of liver disease in children, especially odd because none of them are named Drew source: theguardian.com   |   share: 21         CHAMPIONS League Semi-Finals Leg 1, day 2: Liverpool - Villarreal. Will the Spanish club continue their giant killing ways? Can Liverpool breakdown their stubborn defense? Will it live up to Tuesday's excitement? Find out on CBS at 3:00 pm ET source: cbssports.com   |   share: 79         In case you're wondering why two tons of creamed corn just got delivered to your doorstep, this is why source: theregister.com   |   share: 18         Synthetic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS are linked to liver damage. So stop drinking them (so much) source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 12   Tue April 26, 2022       Oliver Stone defends Vladimir Putin, because of course he does source: english.elpais.com   |   share: 87         Amazon Prime delivers. ULA finally receives its first BE-4 engines source: twitter.com   |   share: 31         After NASA's Osiris-Rex probe delivers its asteroid sample to Earth next year, it will be given a new mission: Visit the infamous asteroid Apophis - the rock that was once feared to be on a collision course with Earth source: news.arizona.edu   |   share: 15         Having already historically established the pattern of violently defending their land, Texas man pulls a gun from his bathrobe, shoots his neighbor over a parking space, and somehow only gets his last name in TFA source: wtae.com   |   share: 43   Mon April 25, 2022     John Oliver hacks and slashes through one of the most controversial films of all time: Air Bud source: youtube.com   |   share: 45   Sun April 24, 2022       Old And Busted: airline doesn't know where your baggage is but they'll keep an eye out for it. New Hotness: passenger uses Apple AirTag to tell airline exactly where baggage is, trolls them online to get it delivered to them source: cnn.com   |   share: 34   Sat April 23, 2022 (Some Guy)       Ok, this is totally a re-mash from "Eat This, Not That" except against cans instead of lack of nutrition. Basically a way that these people can profit from delivering their BS to our eyeballs source: mashed.com   |   share: 27   Fri April 22, 2022       Ways out of gas sitcoms try to remain on the air. Stay for Cousin Oliver, root for the villain to take out Scrappy Doo source: cracked.com   |   share: 71   Thu April 21, 2022       Day 57 of WW3: Putin nixes storming of Mariupol, Russia tests a new ICBM, Danish and Spanish PMs meet with Zelenskyy, Russia gains another sliver of territory at the cost of hundreds of troops. It's your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com   |   share: 789   Wed April 20, 2022       Stay classy Liverpool fans source: espn.com   |   share: 6   Tue April 19, 2022       Premier League Tuesday, Liverpool vs Manchester United, Reds vs Red Devils, History vs history. Can MU slow Liverpool's quest for a title? Will Pool climb into 1st? 3:00 pm ET on USA source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 110         Subby, millennial, white, from Canada, saw his first episode of Benson today. Laughed the whole way through. But, uh oh, was blown away how much Benson's zingers (Robert Guillaume) sound like Obama's joke delivery. Is Subby racist? Please advise source: imdb.com   |   share: 14         Last Learjet ever to be built delivered to Michigan source: boingboing.net   |   share: 14   Mon April 18, 2022       Sergeant Miles arrested over January 6th insurrection. Maybe he was just there to deliver a pizza or fix the cable source: advocate.com   |   share: 44   Fri April 15, 2022       Hailed as saviors, covid contact tracing apps actually delivered despite the holes source: theregister.com   |   share: 5         Over Covid and need something else to freak out about? Children are now suddenly catching liver failure with no explanation source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 44   Wed April 13, 2022       Washington Post delivers puff piece about Louis DeJoy and all the wonderful things he promises to do for/with/to the government service he gutted during the pandemic source: yahoo.com   |   share: 45         CHAMPIONS Quarterfinals 2nd Leg, day 2. Man. City take a one goal lead to Atletico Madrid, while Liverpool are 3-1 up on Benfica. Can the English squads avoid the same pitfalls as Chelsea and Bayern? On CBS/Paramount+ @ 3:00 pm ET source: cbssports.com   |   share: 126   Tue April 12, 2022     More proof that not all heroes wear capes. Some bake and deliver pizza source: twitter.com   |   share: 45   Mon April 11, 2022       Attention lawmakers- John Oliver has all the internet dirt on you, and you may want to start working on privacy laws as it's not just the little people who are exposed source: huffpost.com   |   share: 239   Sun April 10, 2022 (Some Guy)       Not news: Police take food delivery driver in to custody. Fark: Police deliver ice cream before it melts source: kaukaunacommunitynews.com   |   share: 35         The Sunday of the Premier League season starts at 9:00 am ET with a trio of matches: Foxes - Palace, Brentford - West Ham, and Norwich - Burnley. MoTD 11:30 Man. City host Liverpool in what could decide the title. It all goes down on Peacock/USA source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 209

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